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Taking Orders from their Breakfast Cereal - Birther Update

It's become obvious that the birther crowd is starting to challenge the PUMAs when it comes to the words "Political Fail". Dr. Orly, "Citizen" Larry Wells, and others all seem to be getting their information from ther bowls of Rice Krispies, since what little their worldview actually meshed with reality is becoming vanishingly small.

21 April - The Fantasy Baseball League "American Grand Juries" continue their fun, with teams in Illinois and Texas.

"Bob, we have set a final date for the Illinois Grand Jury.
It will be May 2, 2009 on a Saturday at 2:00 pm CST. I am also involved in organizing this with Stephanie, Mary Ann & Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. Thanks,

Rich Keefner"

Ah, I see Dr. Orly in the middle of it, as usual.

Oh, and least you think that these are actually fair and impartial, drawn from a cross-section of the local population, just like, oh, I dunno, a REAL jury.......

"Thank you for the email and advice. I believe we are 2 people away from our 25 and I starting today to search for a court room if at all possible. I hope to convene on May 6, swear our jurors in and look at the evidence. I would like to think we could bring an indictment against Obama that day with all the evidence that Dr. Orly Taiz has gathered."

Sounds like your minds are made up. Should take about 15 minutes for your merry lynch mob to meet, vote, and head off to Whataburger afterwards.

"I have been working with Carl and will get with him as well. I believe we are only a few weeks away and I once I have the location (preferably a court room, more professional looking)"

Yeah, but court rooms are for REAL juries. Not your fantasy ones.

Here's an idea. Go onto Second Life, build a virtual courtroom, make it as real looking and legit as you can, (lots of American Flags, patriotic bunting, lack of pigment in your avatars), and just meet there. It will be just as valid as if you met in person, and none of the members have to clean up the cheetos dust from their fingers or change their shirts and underwear!

22 April - One of Dr. Orly's Cavity Creeps pens this whine to Comrade Orly that the Arizona Governor, (who is pretty far Right herself) won't listen to their demands.

"I have attached a letter that I certified mailed to Governor Brewer of Arizona. I followed with an email a couple of weeks later. Never heard a thing from her in regards to protecting the men and women of the Arizona Guard. It is remarkable how scared everyone is over this subject of constitutional insubordination by Obama. I cannot believe that parents of young recruits are not questioning the legitimacy of man who without reservation will send their children into harms way. I cannot with good conscious have my daughter serve this nation because the military oath of office has become meaningless. S/F Gary Peters"

If your children are old enough to don the uniform of the United States Armed Forces, then you do NOT have a say on if your daughter cares to join or not. If you were a proper parent, then you raised your daughter to think for themselves, and the choice for them to take up Military Service to this country is theirs and theirs alone.

Circular Firing Squad - Birther Update

The fun continues with post-meltdown birtherland. Dr. Orly's former webmaster, Lisa Ostella, has allied herself firmly with Philip Berg's crowd, and the "defendourfreedoms" domains are mixed.

defendourfreedoms.com goes to a blank page.

defendourfreedoms.org goes to Lisa's revived "Defend Our Freedoms Foundation" The downloads page has been revamped, but parts of Dr. Orly's insanity remain.

defendourfreedoms.net is the now de-Orlyed blog page.

And defendourfreedoms.us goes to a planned RICO case filing.

Lisa Ostella seems to be turning it into a general site for Obama haters.

As for Dr. Orly, her ministry of truth seems to have relocated at this site here. Doesn't seem to be many fawning Cavity Creeps though.

15 April - Lisa Ostella does wave two of her defense against Dr. Orly, claiming she had nothing to do with the PayPal account.

On the other paw, she's released all the comments that Dr. Orly had censored, and removed the IP address blocks. Seems one freedom she supports is Freedom of Speech, something Dr. Orly didn't seem to understand.

"4/15/2009 9:35 PM Toasty McGrath wrote:
Lisa, is there any chance we can get rid of the old Orly-era IP bans? I and many friends of mine would really like to be able to contribute without baving to go through an IP-hiding service."

"4/15/2009 9:43 PM Defend Our Freedoms wrote:
I will do one better. I'll approve all the comments that have been censored."

"4/15/2009 10:45 PM Defend Our Freedoms wrote:
All the blacklisted IPs have been deleted. There were hundreds.

All the posts that were deleted (and they went to a file, never actually deleted) have been approved. There were hundreds.

All the posts that were marked as spam, and there were hundreds, have been approved.

All the voices have been freed. And now my voices are telling me it's time for bed.

Night."

Birther Cage Match - or why you shouldn't piss off your webmaster

Birther Cage Matches can be so much fun to see. As one can see. witnessing the fun at the site formerly known as Dr. Orly's. Note I said "formerly". As there seems to have been a bit of a revolution there. And Dr. Orly seems to be discovering the internet maxim "never piss off your webhost" Now as you all know, Dr. Orly has been demanding (yes demanding) that the FBI investigate the "Cyber Crime" that her website has been hacked, Paypal was hacked, etc. So she moved. Or was going to.

"A note about Orly's blog
By DefendUSxApril 11, 2009 09:24
Orly is transferring the domain (www.defendourfreedoms.us) to this blog .. making it the main blog.

Her previous hosting service threatened to terminate her account if she was going to file a complaint with the FBI with regards to her Paypal account being tampered with. She would still like to file a complaint for investigation, so decided to use this blog. They gave her up to May 1st, but took it off prematurely without any notification before the transfer was complete. The originial domain should work within the next few days. Orly will be posting here regularly soon. Please use the domain www.repubx.com to access this blog in the mean-time."

And what "threat" was this?? Well, it seems her former webperson, Lisa Ostella, started getting annoyed because Dr. Orly's claims were looking bad for her business. End result? "Understanding the Internet - 102"

"April 2, Orly reports to the FBI, Supreme Court and various officials that her sites, blogs and PayPal are being hacked and sabotaged. open letter to the Supreme court-request for cooperation with the FBI investigation I just gave a brief explanation on the last blog. That was not hacked. That was authorized by Orly. These sites, defendourfreedoms.us and defendourfreedoms.org, were never hacked. Why does it matter? Because they are my sites on my accounts. I supported Orly and have always been involved with politics, campaigns and causes. So when I saw the antics with the java script program on the other blog, and it was never clear on how much she realized was going on, I took her over here to my accounts. Defendourfreedoms, all of the domains, are on my web accounts. So, when you are a guest in someone's establishment (my sites) and you start claiming injury (hacking/sabotage), that affects the owner, me. DefendOurFreedoms, none of the sites, were ever hacked or sabotaged. Unable to get to a site due to network latency does not equal hacking. Traffic, congestion, line repairs affect network flow and all can always be checked on the Internet Traffic Report: http://www.internettrafficreport.com/ Reporting cyber crimes on web sites, servers and accounts affects the account owner, me. I have other customers and privacy policies in place with these clients. If reports of my servers and accounts being compromised occurred, I need to notify them of possible compromise of their data. But my accounts have not been hacked. When Orly refused to clear up this report, I told her she had to move her sites."

Birther Madness

The birthers are still plugging along, planting their own personal failure gardens with the weeds of hatred, bigotry, and sheer stupidity, watered with ignorance, and fertilized with huge amounts of cow manure from Dr. Orly, Philip Berg, and the usual cast of clowns.

5 April - One of the Cavity Creeps trolls for Dr. Orly to attend their fantasy baseball league in Chicago.

"Thanks so much for taking the time to meet with us in Chicago. We would like to convene our citizens Grand Jury here in the first or second week in May. How is your schedule? Sounds like everything went great in Kentucky. Your exhausting efforts are not unnoticed. We so much appreciate all you do and hope your work is rewarded with Justice. I will follow up with more of the info we discussed soon. Thanks for standing up for all of us!
Tonya Franklin"

Clue Meter still pegged on zero - Birther Update

I took a break for a bit from the insanity. Family is more important than whatever bug the birthers have up their butts today, after all. *smile*

26 March - TexasDarlin doesn't do much in birtherland anymore, but even she couldn't resist the Obama-bashing based on Stephen Pidgeon's psychotic breakdown last month.

"I am not familiar with the legal case with which Mr. Pidgeon is affiliated, nor do I know anything else about him. But if he’s being stalked by Homeland Security merely because he’s representing citizens who are challenging Obama’s eligibility, or because he himself is vocal about such concerns…then WE HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM IN AMERICA.

Barack Obama, liberal Constitutional scholar, would be disregarding Mr. Pidgeon’s First Amendment protection of Free Speech, in order to silence a private citizen who challenges him. If the story is true. Let’s hope it’s not. Seriously, let’s all hope it’s an error."

Actually, you're quite familar with the claims Mr. Pidgeon has spewed - they're nothing but the same crap Berg spewed and your friend "Judah Benjamin" wrote about (what happened to him anyway??)

As for the people in her litterbox...