(UPDATE - 15 October) - Seriously Sam, if you're going to play "Encyclopedia Sewell, Boy Detective", then at least get the address right?? Or is "attempted intimidation" one of your debate strategies, since I'm given to understand you have a habit of passing around the IP addresses of suspected "obots" with your fellow birther friends?
Lame. You have contact info right on my site, and I suspect you know how to use email. If you have a problem, you're welcome to email me - or even post a comment here. Or email me and I'll post it here for you - unedited.)
(UPDATE - 13 October) Seems I have a bit of a fan, since Unlicensed "Pastoral Counselor" Sam Sewell at "The Steady Drip" (shouldn't he consult a urologist about that?) felt the need to reprint my section on "Leo The Lawyer", complete with my picture and everything.
Wonder if Mr. Sewell get annoyed I outed his nom de birthers? (namely "Captain Steve" and "Aristotle the Hun").
He also feels the need to link to his 16 May magnum copros on Exposing Obama’s PSYOPS Agents and Tactics, or "how to explain away the simple fact that reality has an "Obot" bias??"
Anyway, for anyone from his site, welcome. You're quite welcome to comment if you will - unlike Mr. Sewell, I don't delete comments (except for spam or duplicates) or rewrite them on the fly.. Unlike Mr. Sewell as well, I don't claim to be a counselor with an ad in Psychology Today either, and I let my membership in Mensa laspe because attending meetings was like watching paint dry.)
The inmates at Lil' Davy-Crockett's place have become a big bowl of treasonberries and flakes. Dr. Orly is Making Shit Up. Again. The Cavity Creeps hate them some Kreep. The Columbus Ledger-Enquirer goes Beckett on Dr. Orly, Berg's first lawsuit is still limping along, and the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League presents "American Super Grand Jury II - Electric Boogloo".
7 October - The freakshow at Lil' Davy-Crockett's place are being their usual hyena-like selves, passing along Dr. Orly's claim that yes indeedy it really is going to trial sure you betcha.
Looks like Morgan Ward is another zebra fetishist:
"morgan ward // Oct 7, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Praise The Lord. I know the OBOTS on this site are squirming now. How will they spin this? Orly never needed a trial. All She needed was the Discovery which she will recieve now."
No spin needed. Dr. Orly got something wrong. Again.
"I am proud to be a BIRTHER!!!!!"
Isn't that like saying you're "proud to molest hamsters"??
"Thank you Orly for your hanging in there for ALL AMERICANS even under the overwhelming odds against you. Perhaps Carter remmebers his OATH of Enlistment he made in the USMC>"
And I'm sure he does. In fact, I suspect Judge Carter knows more about US Law and the US Constitution than any of you birthers ever will
"Thank you Lord for making this possible."
You know, God gave you a brain. And more than likely weeps over the use you put it to.
"Truth will ultimately win."
Truth has been from day one. The problem is you would rather believe hatred and lies than the truth.
"I wonder how stupid these OBOTS will feel when they find out for fact that they voted for a ZEBRA from KENYA"
Far better than I would feel being an ignorant idiot who craps on everything this country stands for.
"Probably not much different than they feel now as they certainly aren’t AMERICAN Patriots. Their love is for Communist and Marxists."
No, my love is for this country and the principles that this country was founded on. Which is why I refuse to allow you cretins to overthrow a lawfully elected, Natural-Born, US President just because you can't stand the colour of his skin.
8 October - And William Wagener posts part two of his video interview outside the courthouse on 5 October.
It's 10:03 of Dr. Orly being her usual paranoid delusional self. (Including the claim that "We do live in a dictatorship" For most of it you see the belly of CEL3 off to the left the screen, it's obvious he's keeping a careful eye on his meal ticket boss.
And I have to say that it's a funny kind of dictatorship that allows people like Dr. Orly to roam free without digging a hole UNDER the jail to put her in. She's firmly convinced something MUST be influencing Judge Carter as well.
She's right, there is. It's called "The Rule of Law" and "The U.S. Constitution." Dangerous things those.......
And the delay seems to be due to Mr. Wagener playing with the effects generator on his video software.
8 October - And the Columbus Ledger-Enquirer cries out "Why won't this woman go away?"
Well, she's an paranoid delusional attention whore for starters.
"This just keeps getting more bizarre, but it has stopped being funny. It’s time for judicial authorities — the U.S. attorney with jurisdiction over this region, perhaps the State Bar of Georgia — to look into Taitz’s waste of federal court time and taxpayer money in filings that have sunk to a level the term “frivolous” unjustly dignifies.
And let us be spared, please, any feeble argument that sanctions against Taitz would be a First Amendment issue. Orly Taitz has the same freedom as her singularly unimpressive roster of clients — to stand on every street corner and claim, if she likes, that Barack Obama isn’t eligible to be president, that hers is a historic crusade, that she comes from a distant galaxy to bring justice to the primitive people of planet Earth.
It’s also time for responsible voices of the loyal opposition to publicly disavow Orly Taitz, her obnoxious harassment of the court system and everything that effort stands for.
Taitz compares herself to Thurgood Marshall, and her quest to the cause of civil rights. More likely, she is destined to be a footnote in law books and the increasingly obscure answer to a trivia question."
Dusty Nix just made themselves persona non grata in birtherstan.
8 October - Christopher-Earl Strunk takes a moment from his conspiracy drenched lawsuit to write a letter to Judge Carter about Dr. Orly's lawsuit. Since Strunk's lawsuits routinely look like the excrement of someone who ate the Dan Brown section of their local bookstore, this is an extra-crispy bucket of crazy in an insanity family pack.
"Judge Leon ordered a stay of discovery pending a decision on my Quo Warranto demand for an inquest of multi-allegiance facts associated with the August 4, 1961 birth of Barack Hussein Obama Jr., a.k.a. Barry Soetoro (the Usurper). That I duly fired the Usurper on January 22, 2009 because the Usurper is unqualified to act with my power of attorney as the Usurper has more than one allegiance at birth by his own admission; and therefore, with dual allegiance is ineligible to hold the office of President according to U.S. Constitution Article II Section 2 Clause 5, because the Usurper is not a natural-born-citizen without two U.S. Citizen parents on August 4, 1961. Of further prima facie importance to the inquest are facts filed before this Court for verification that prove the Usurper is not even a native-born-citizen either, and thereby triggers review of facts as to Usurper’s naturalized citizen status also if proper allegiance filing is absent upon entry into Hawaii as a citizen of Indonesia.
I am familiar with the facts associated with the referenced cases as each are related and subject to consolidation here as an urgent matter of National Security before this Court and that the U.S. Government has argued that any Quo Warranto be done in Washington District of Columbia and I urge herein applies with a Multi-district Judicial Panel accordingly. A copy of this request has been sent to Counsels and Court in both cases."
Hopefully he sent the copies on rolls of long thin paper, so they can get some practical use of them.
8 October - Judge Carter issues an Order in Chambers on Dr. Orly's request for relief from stay of discovery.
(Scribd link here)
"The Court is in receipt of Plaintiffs’ Ex Parte Motion for Relief from Stay of Discovery. Pending resolution of Defendants’ Motion to Dismiss, the stay of discovery shall remain in place. See Dkt. 66. Should the discovery period be insufficient given the scheduling order in place, the parties may file for an extension of the discovery period.
The Ex Parte Motion is hereby DENIED.
The Clerk shall serve this minute order on all parties to the action."
While it doesn't have the emotional impact of "NUTS", it's still pretty straightforward.
Have to see how Dr. Orly and the rest of the birtherstani mullahs spin it.
8 October - William Wagener posts part three of his post-courtroom video. And CEL3 is still sticking tight to Dr. Orly. Mr. Wagener seems to believe that Judge Carter saying earlier "we'll settle it on the merits" doesn't mesh with actions.
The birthers all believe Judge Carter "flip-flopped" because they didn't get their way.
Wiley Drank thinks someone gelded Judge Carter because of Judge Carter's trying to follow the rule of law. And wants Judge Carter to call him to convince him otherwise.
Evelyn Bradley from Norwalk seems to be a conspiracy buff and believes it's not the "real" Judge Carter. And seems to be a major conspiracy crank.
Anita Hynds, California Colitition for Immigration Reform got very heavily (and sloppily edited). Tacky.
8 October - Propaganda minister John Charlton rants about Judge Carter dismissing Dr. Orly's motion for relief.
"This quick and forthright reply from Judge Carter seems to indicate that he will be taking his time deciding the Motion to Dismiss; and that his Minute Order does not signify that he is going to grant discovery before he formally rules on the Motion to Dismiss, which is currently before his bench."
In other news, Charlton declares that rocks are hard, the sky is blue, bears shit in the woods, and that big bright thing in the sky will hurt your eyes.
9 October - The Washington Post does a follow up about their article on Dr. Orly:
"More than any other story this week, Post readers have responded to Tuesday’s profile of Orly Taitz, who has emerged as a leader of the “birther” movement challenging Barack Obama’s eligibility to be president. But what is fascinating about the reaction from the readers I've heard from is that most aren’t objecting to anything in the 2,500-word story. Rather, they’re angry that there was a story at all.
Bethesda reader Steven Berson complained in an e-mail that it was a “disgrace” that The Post would print such “trash.” He added: “What makes her claim newsworthy?”
More than 40 other readers e-mailed or called with similar objections."
Well, she's a batshit crazy dentist with an on-line law school degree who wants to overthrow the Constitutionally-elected President of the United States for starters. But that's not why they did the article:
"The many readers who complained about the story are right that Taitz operates on the fringe. They’re also correct that the claims of “birthers” have been thoroughly discredited.
But they’re wrong that she isn’t newsworthy. Every week, I receive dozens of e-mails from readers insisting The Post and other news organizations are hiding the truth about Obama’s birthplace. A Pew poll in August showed eight in 10 surveyed have heard "a lot" or "a little" about claims that Obama was not born in the U.S. and is therefore ineligible to be president. And Mundy’s story explained that Taitz has emerged as a sort of point person for a range of ardent anti-government groups embracing outlandish conspiracy theories that involve Obama, dictatorship and totalitarianism."
9 October - Remember Berg's very first case in front of Judge Surrick?? The one with the Dudley DoRight birth certificate and claims from Polarik and TechDude? The one with sections that were word-for-word lifted from TexasDarlin's "Judah Benjamin"?? The one that he filed to force the DNC to select the "more electable" Hillary Clinton?? The very first birther case, which many of the birther lawyers lifted many of their cases from? The one that was rejected a few weeks before election day? Case 2-08-cv-04083 ??
Seems like it was so very long ago, doesn't it?
Well, it's still going though the appeals process.
(Scribd link here)
"RE: Philip Berg v. Barack Obama
Case Number: 08-4340
District Case Number: 2-08-cv-04083
Dear Counsel:
The Court has directed me to advise counsel that the above-entitled case(s) will
be submitted on the briefs on Monday, October 26, 2009 pursuant to 3rd Cir. LAR 34.1(a).
Since there will be no oral argument, your presence will not be required.
Very truly yours,
Marcia M. Waldron, Clerk
By: Tiffany Washington, Calendar Clerk
Pursuant to IOP Chapter 2, you are hereby advised that your appeal will be submitted before the
following panel: SLOVITER, FUENTES and HARDIMAN, Circuit Judges"
The grandfather of all birther lawsuits is STILL being appealed. *chuckle*
9 October - Zampolit Charlton decides to host the birther amateur talent hour, with the first entry being an attempt at patriotic poetry by some anonymous hatriot too cowardly to own their own words.
"Call me a “birther”, a “loon”, or a “nut”,
Call me any name in the book,
But it’s your guy who’s the Brit,
And it’s the Presidency he took!"
By "taking" he means "the majority of voting Americans who democratically elected him in the last election".
And "Birther", "loon", and "nut" are pretty much synonyms of each other.
"The crime’s too great to premeditate,
By anyone but a monster;
The pride’s too haughty to fabricate,
By anyone saner than a shyster."
The insanity's too great,
For anyone but a kook.
But they pray their dime-store lawyer,
Will get them off the hook.
"If America is to be saved,
It will not be by us alone,
We need to humble ourselves on our knees,
And plead and cry and groan:"
And Orly, in her garments bright,
Will make their undies mighty tight.
On their knees they beg and moan,
With rabid lies their mouths do foam.
"We-the-People are coming,
To avenge and aright these crimes;
We are keeping accounts and marking,
The traitors, the agents and their mimes."
To treason's cry, the hatriots stand,
Misplaced hatred is their creed.
False statements and arguments canned,
While PayPal feeds their leaders greed.
"Laugh you now today,
Your cheering shall not long endure;
In the end, we’ll have our say,
And its you who’ll be but manure."
Every post you claim is a hit,
Simply shows you're full of shit.
And we've seen your legal turds,
For a year now, you're full of merde.
"In the end we shall see Her restored,
The Nation that gave us birth,
And on that day we shall laugh,
Filled full of joy and mirth!"
And in the end, you'll have failed still,
Your hatred cannot overthrow the people's will.
In ignorance, your light grows dim,
Bigotry is your fatal sin.
9 October - The news is announced that President Barack Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize. While personally I don't quite see why it's given for potential (the cut off date for nomination was 1 Feb.) I do expect the birthers to go nuts over it. Expect even more conspiracy theories and New World Order nuts to crawl out of the woodwork. Maybe the birthers will call for a boycott of IKEA or something silly like that.
9 October - Dr. Orly's site seems to have had it's latest malware infestation cleared up.
For now.
10 October - Dr. Orly posts (under a completely unsupported claim the DC teabag party had 4.5 MILLION lunatics "according to the DC police." Dr. Orly is making shit up. Again) an article from a J.P. Freire that Obama can't acccept the Nobel Peace Prize as a Standing President. (Never mind two other Standing Presidents have in the past).
The irony is that by posting this, Dr. Orly is admitting Obama is the standing US president - because otherwise he wouldn't have any any problems accepting this award according to J.P. Freire.
*Chuckle*
11 October - The fruitbats are trying to help one of their own, an imprisoned attorney going by the name of "Leo the Lawyer", aka Leo Haffey. Over at the "Post and eMail", unlicensed "pastoral counselor" Sam Sewell (aka "Captain Steve" and "Aristotle the Hun") of "The Steady Drip" takes time from jacking off on his Mensa membership card to comment on this case.
Basically "Leo the Lawyer" hangs around with the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League, and has stated before that citizens can:
"indict a ham sandwich or a Barrack Obama. If a patriot had evidence of a crime committed by the 2008 BO campaign and that patriot presented said evidence to a sympathetic Grand Jury with a charge of conspiracy to commit said crime against Barrack Obama, that patriot could get BO indicted like that proverbial ham sandwich."
A ham sandwich however, usually has more legal knowledge and skills than the average birther though.
In a nushell, Leo Haffey claims to be an Entertainment Lawyer in "Liberal" Nashville, who also claims to have been a strong democrat before Obama came along. He claims he was being charged with harassment of neighbors, vehicular assault and child molestation are simply to cover up his involvement with the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League. The fact he was being held at a mental health faculty and was refusing to take anti-psychotic medication may more indicative of the reality of the situation. And the fact he's being championed by Sam Sewell, John Charlton, and "Citizen" Larry Wells doesn't help his case any.
11 October - Insanity doesn't stop on the holidays, as Dr. Orly files a sunday special. Showing once again that Dr. Orly steals all her best legal arguments from Philip Berg, she files a "Request for Judicial Notice", and seems to be charging Obama with wire fraud in hopes this gives her "standing".
(Scribd link here)
"Plaintiffs have, in the course of their investigations during the past year, accumulated a substantial amount of evidence concerning the Mr. Obama’s fraudulent manipulation of his own identity, and the legal identity of others."
"....and the fact that none of it has the slightest amount of evidence to back it up has anything to do with it."
"and now submit the expanded Report of Ohio Private Investigator Susan Daniels."
Do we have a new player in the birther reindeer games?
That name though is ringing a bell. Former PUMA??? *ponder*
"The Plaintiffs have repeatedly alleged that the election of 2008 was procured by fraud."
"WAHHH! The big black scary mooslim WON! Wahhh! It must have been fraud! Wahh!!
Properties are odd though. It has the usual CEL3 verbal diarrhea, but the PDF properties say "John". Wonder who "John" is, or if they've gotten Propaganda Minister John Charlton to take a break from sniffing Dr. Orly's panties to do legal work for them.
11 October - Calling it a "Rico Ricardo", Lil' Davy-Crockett creams his camo jeans over Dr. Orly's latest filing. I guess his earlier doubts about CEL3 seem to have disappeared in the usual birther insanity.
And the comments are their usual charming self.
"Jack // Oct 11, 2009 at 11:56 pm
This looks like checkmate. Let me be one of the first to congratuate Dr. Taitz and her legal team. Brilliant job.
(It’s now just a matter of time, BHO ultimately will be removed from office, and Dr. Orly Taitz will go down as an extremely important figure in American History.)"
If there's a checkmate, it's the fact that Dr. Orly is running out of moves.
"Chalice // Oct 11, 2009 at 11:49 pm
What exactly does this mean? Is this a new angle that has not been tried before in court against Obama?"
Well Beercan, here's been some people who have claimed to have filed RICO complaints against Obama, and Dr. Orly hinted at RICO in her first amended complaint, so the answer is no.
"David Crockett // Oct 12, 2009 at 12:43 am
NewEnglandPatriot,
You are absolutely right and as at some time personally I had my doubts I will be the first one doing so. She is doing a super job for our Country and truly deserves the be called Lady Liberty."
Yeah, Lil' Davy-Crockett has gone back to sniffing Dr. Orly's panties and singing her praises. I guess the convicted felon she has working for her doesn't really bother you after all.
"In respect to Gary Kreep, well Barnett just took care of thim."
Oh? Last I checked he's still there, and still representing his clients despite the best efforts of Dr. Orly.
11 October - Oh, and it looks like Lil' Davy-Crockett is also rather fond of the racist term "zebra", based on this 26 August post.
"Well this here David Crockett would suggest that CIA could easily get rid of this marxist, muslim usurper by exposing him as such. Hey you only need some rogue operatives dropping some crucial information at the right places and the Zebra is on his way to Gitmo."
11 October - Propaganda minister John Charlton also takes a break from his fantasies of a leather-clad Dr. Orly to wack himself raw over Dr. Orly's sunday surprise.
"Carter’s decision on the Motion to Dismiss is expected shortly."
Well, monday is a holiday so tuesday is the earliest for him to rule on this flaming bag o' poo.
"The Post & Email had reported that the Minute Order fixing the dates for the trial, issued last week, indicated that Carter would in part deny the Motion and recognize the standing of at least some plaintiffs in the case."
As usual, the Post and eMail was making shit up.
"This is consistent with Judge Carter’s many statements in court, that the case will go forward. That report spoke of the Judge’s “decision” in the sense of his state of mind; his formal court order publishing his decision has yet to be issued."
I doubt the voices in your head know Judge Carter's state of mind any better than anyone else. Once again you're pulling claims out of your ass without any shred of evidence to support them.
Just like every other birther.
11 October - Self-described "Magistrate" (and Dr. Orly Plaintiff) Steve Neuenschwander spouts a new conspiracy about Dr. Orly's OTHER "public enemy number one".
"Based on information I observed a couple of weeks ago on a WND interview of Kreep’s (UTube Video) and you conversation tonight, I am convinced that Kreeps is a mole."
Actually I think he's more a pimple, but that's just me.
"His whole purpose of joining your law suit is to disrupt and demean your preparation and presentation to get the judge to throw out the case."
Oh come on. Dr. Orly doesn't need anyone to disrupt and demean her preparation and presentation, she manages to do that quite well on her own.
"I listened to his explanation of a natural born citizen on the WND interview. Based on his explanation: Any person born within the US is a natural born citizen and that it only takes one citizen parent to be a natural born citizen if born outside the United States."
Yes, that IS what 200+ years of US case law and legal rulings in the past have said.
"If that were the case then any pregnant foreign woman could travel to the US six to eight weeks prior to birth and have their child born here at our expense and that child would be eligible to be president."
And you know that?
That's exactly right. One of the reason why the right bitch and moan about "anchor babies" is that the child, at birth, IS a "Natural-Born US Citizen"
"In essence that is exactly Obama’s defense if he produces a Hawaiian birth certificate."
Well, that and the fact his mother is also a US citizen.
"I emailed WND the second I heard the interview and inquired as to why they were sleeping with such an incompetent fool."
When they could be sleeping with Dr. Orly instead?? Maybe they got tired of "Crazy in the head, crazy in bed"??
11 October - And another Cavity Creep, this a professed "retired USAF Msgt", John Martin.
"I have donated to USJF in the past and I heard your explanation of a Natural Born Citizen and am very concerned that you are not what you profess to be. Are you trying to get this case dismissed? The constitutional issue is the meat of the matter, the birth certificate is a side show.
This issue will eventually be heard, if not in this court then in another, where will you be in the history of saving the republic, Patriot or Usuper?"
Depends, where will you be? Idiot or Blockhead??
Look, I don't like Gary Kreep either, but the de Vattel worshippers are fighting over two centuries of established US law, case law, court rulings, and more, IN ADDITION TO the entire weight of English Common law from which much of US law was derived from in the first place.
11 October - Lil' Davy-Crockett whines over the Obama's win of the Nobel Peace Prize, and seems to think it's a "title" which violates the US Constitution.
"...personally I would lean to the view that a President cannot accept a prize awarded with, at least potentially, the objective to exert influence on his future policy decisions. Given fact that the Nobel Committee is a foreign entity my thought would be that “…And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State…” applies in this case."
Translation - "How dare they give that darkie this award!!"
11 October - Lil' Davy-Crockett is also pissed over the idea that men and women would want to serve their country with honor and respect by wearing the uniform of the United States Military.
"Obama vowed his unwavering support for the full gay rights agenda Saturday night, saying that he’ll push Congress to repeal the ban on gays serving openly in the military.
He also said that he’ll work to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act that defined marriage as solely between a man and a woman, to guarantee that gay and lesbian couples get the same benefits as straight couples, and to ban anti-gay discrimination in the workplace."
Yeah, how dare dem queers think they should have the same rights as red-blooded WHITE American Patriots!!! Next thing you know, them darkies might get uppity and think they're above their place ya'know........
As for the comments:
"#Marie // Oct 11, 2009 at 6:37 pm
...In my line of work I have some gay customers. They are some of the nicest, kindest, most honest people you’d ever want to meet. But nice and kind and honest doesn’t mean you reshape your society around a lifestyle."
"....some of my best friends are niggers!"
"Where would it end?"
With people having the same rights as everyone else?? Imagine that
"None of these friends of mine are pushing this baloney."
Do you think those supposed "friends" would TELL you if they felt other than you??
"They just want to live out their lives like anybody else and be left alone. "
Which is exactly WHAT repealing "Don't Ask Don't Tell" and "Defense of Marriage Act" is supposed to give them - the RIGHT as Americans to live out their lives like anybody else and be left alone.
Then there's this jewel from some anonymous coward:
"Anonymous // Oct 11, 2009 at 7:18 pm
To Barack Hussein Obama II:
Barack Hussein Obama II(JR), you refuse to obey GOD, TRUTH, and VIRTUES and you are a CONTANT LIAR. Criminal Usurper Obama, your time on earth is momentary and short - compared to what your horrible fate will definitely be in eternity Barack Hussein Obama II!!"
Get the feeling we're about to get a glimpse into someone's wet dream???
"...The Living Creator - GOD ALMIGHTY - THE MOST HOLY TRINITY stands completely against you Barack Obama and all of your evil works/deeds and all of your evil words."
Whereas I suspect God is looking at this guy and going "I don't know him"
"GOD IS PERFECT FOREVER LIVING INFINITE TRUTH, WISDOM, VIRTUES, JUSTICE, RIGHTEOUSNESS, DIVINE LOVE, PURITY, HOLINESS, AND INFINITE POWER."
ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE!! MIX-SOAP-WITH-WATER-FOR-FULL-STRENGTH!! ALL-GOD'S-LOVE-HIDDEN-IN-ESSENE-RABBI-SOAP-BOTTLES! ALL-ONE! LATHER-RINSE-REPEAT!
"By the way, Serial Criminal Obama, you are a Criminal Usurper Devil who has declared WAR on all Americans and you are a Foreign & Domestic Enemy Monster in America."
By the way anonymous coward, you're a twit who's sanity is dictated by their rice krispies.
"You will NOT be resting in peace in eternity Barack Hussein Obama II. According to what GOD has shown to me about your eternity, you will join your the Satan the Devil your father in Hell-Forever Fire in eternity Obama, seriously."
According to what GOD has shown me about your life, you lost your virginity to your great-aunt Martha in the back room of the family meth lab, routinely molest the neighborhood dogs, and still wet the bed at night.
Seriously.
"Let’s see, Barck Hussein Obama II, you support forced abortions for ALL nations (this makes you Obama a Serial Killer), Partial Birth Abortions (This makes you a Serial Killer and a Mass Murderer of Babies / Infants In Infanticide Killing), Homosexuality, Constant Lying, Grand Thefts of the USA Treasury, Forgery of your Selective Service Form, Forgery of your fake COLB, and you mock GOD ALMIGHTY and GOD’S Holy Bible Forever Living Words openly, and you declare that the Islam Muslim Anti-Christ religion is the ONE TRUE BEST religion on earth."
"...It's true!! Snap, Crackle and Pop NEVER lie to me!!"
"Barack Hussein Obmaa II (JR.)Usurper Boy,"
"Boy, don't you know your place BOY??"
"when you die on earth, you will hear the words from LORD JESUS CHRIST, TRUE GOD and SAVIOR, “Depart from me, ye worker of iniquity into the FOREVER FIRES Of HELL, I never knew you.” Then, pervert Psychopath Obama, in eternity, you will watch the aborted babies that you caused to be murdered and aborted circling over your head for eternity, while you burn forever in eternity in the fires of hell, seriously."
"like, seriously dude, seriously"
" Pieter Nosworthy // Oct 11, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I hate to say it, but it is inevitable that gays will openly serve."
Any reason they shouldn't??
"Blacks, women in combat roles, women in greater command roles, etc. are the litany of societal changes placed on doctrine."
"....it was all great until they FORCED us to accept DARKIES in the military as equals!!"
Then there's this bowl of treason-berries.
(Bold face mine)
"Humble Christian Patriot // Oct 12, 2009 at 1:27 am
Anonymous & Dave Davis,
How true!! But Criminal Psychopath Insane Obama will not be in charge for very long. Sign up and go to:
http://www.oathkeepers.org
We’ll git ‘er done!! If you catch my drift… Many Millions of Americans will make sure Obama get’s a quick one way trip to meet GOD very soon!! If you catch my drift…..
Very truly yours,
A humble Christian Constitutional Patriot"
Nothing Christian, Constitutional, OR Patriotic in that post, that's for sure.
11 October - Pamela Barnett, aka "Molly Pitcher", aka "Black Female Army Captain" writes a letter to Gary Kreep demanding he step aside for the good of Dr. Orly's ego.....err, I mean their case.
"I respectfully ask you to please drop out of our case immediately.."
See, the problem is that it's not just YOUR case. Dr. Orly can't just hire and fire clients, and both Robertson and Wily Drank seem to think YOUR case, which is their case too, would be served better by Gary Kreep.
"You were late for the hearing by 30-45 mins….. Unforgiveable for such an important case… You were unprepared for court again.. It now shows that this unprofessional behavior is a pattern."
You know, anyone who supports Dr. Orly has no right to claim anyone is unprepared for court or is acting unprofessional.
"You are demeaning my attorney (who represents more than 40 clients) trying to embarrass her in front of Judge Carter."
While your attorney (who represents two clients WITH AS MUCH VALIDITY IN THIS CASE AS THE 40 YOU CLAIM has been demeaning and trying to embarass Kreep in front of Judge Carter.
Hypocrite much?
"According to your WND interview and your definition of natural born citizen, you are espousing untruths not backed up by any legal opinions or case law"
Oh come one now. Dr. Orly doesn't have a sole monopoly on espousing untruths not backed up by any legal opinions or case law! If she can lie though her teeth and make up law to suit herself, so can Gary Kreep!
"Leo Donofrio and Mario Apuzzo have the most complete research on the term natural born citizen, and none of the research points to having just one citizen parent out of the country"
Yeah, only 200+ years of US case law and legal cases argue against their theory!
Oh, and Lil' Davy-Crockett has to sniff Dr. Orly's panties again to make up for having dared suggest that CEL3 might not be good for her.
"Frankly I fully agree with Pamela Barnett, Kreep should get out of the case and for the exact reasons she brought forward."
The irony being is that for the exact reasons Barnett brought forward, Dr. Orly should get out of the case as well.
11 October - Ah, Lil' Davy-Crockett. He pens one of his erotic fantasies, (thankfully not the one with a leather-clad Dr. Orly showing him new uses for a water pik), but rather one he quaintly calls the "Second American Revolution" and what other patriotic American citizens would call "sedition", "treason", "rebellion", and "junta"
"Are American’s a threat to the New World Order?"
No. Does such a thing exist? No. Are you a screaming paranoid loon? Yes.
"Are we at the crossroads of an American Revolution? If we are, you better choose which side your on now, and choose wisely my friends…"
I would find this kinda threatening if I thought for a minute they could organize a sock drawer, much less a "Second American Revolution". Though they show a lot of gunfire and explosions with a "militiaman" voiceover.
And isn't it funny that they use the same upraised fist symbol at the end of the video that Communist and Anarchist groups have used in the past......and the "tea baggers" use now. Odd that.....
12 October - At Lil' Davy-Crockett, one of his inmates pens something that looks like the anonymous coward's post, and stinks to high heaven.
"Starla // Oct 12, 2009 at 3:10 am
The American Constitution is bigger, and more powerful, and much more dignificant and important to ALL America citizens than Pervert Psychopath Obama is, Rachel."
"Pervert Psychopath Obama", check.
"Rachel, how DARE YOU SAY what you said here? FOR YOUR INFORMATION, Judge Carter MUST base his rulings on the FOREVER SACRED INVIOLATE USA CONSTITUTION."
Random capitalization, check.
"...- and expecially from the Pervert Psychopath Insane Usurper Obama who has committed so many CRYING & SCREAMING FELONIES & sins against GOD and humanity,"
Baseless accusations with absolutely no grounds to support it, well, that's standard birther really.
"I wonder how Obama is not immediately arrested today by ALL POLICE OFFICERS, AND ALL SHERIFF’S, AND ALL BOUNTY HUNTERS TODAY… TO STAND DOWN or be shot dead as a TRAITOR committing Treason against ALL Americans."
Maybe because he's the lawfully elected President of the United States, an such an act would be called "treason"??
"My reality view is that Obama has very few days left…."
Your reality view suggests you need to stop buying the store-brand rice krispies.
"...to terrorize and torment Constitutional law abiding American Citizens with Obama’s Constant Lies and Constant Felonies Obama is committing against ALL USA citizens, against the USA Constitution, and against ALL people in other countries… with Obama’s deadly plans Obama is signing into UNCONSTITUTIONAL and ILLEGAL LAWS in the USA.
HOPEFULLY, Humble Christian Constitutional Patriots will help Obama have a one way quick trip to meet GOD from what I understand."
And today's winner of a visit by the Secret Service goes to......
Hmmmm.....wonder if "Starla" is also "Humble Christian Constitutional Patriot" as well. Or should that be "Arrogant Satanic Fascist Traitor" ??
"GOD is against Obama too. GOD ALMIGHTY WILL BE THROWING Obama into Hell-Forever-Fire with Satan the Devil in Eternity because Obama is arogant and unrepentant to GOD for his sins. Americans. Obama wants his evil and sins and NOT GOD, so Obama will have to go to Hell-Forever-Fore in eternity, sad to say."
Yeah, I think it's safe to assume Starla is the same anonymous coward I commented on earlier.
12 October - The Fantasy Tiddlywinks League posts the "Presentments" for "American Super Grand Jury II - Electric Boogloo".
They're locking down the PDF copies, but posted sloppy HTML copies. However:
"These are Grand Jury Criminal Presentments. These documents are NOT a lawsuit or a Court filing. The Court named in the Jurisdiction above is being SERVED said Criminal Presentments according to the Constitutional rights as guaranteed to the Citizens of the United States of America.
Any Court clerk, employee, representative, Judge, Prosecutor or Officer of the Court that refuses to accept these Presentments can be held accountable for violating Constitutional law. Such violation may include Obstruction of Justice or Misprision of Treason or Felony. Judicial Article III Courts are required to review and respond to these Presentments."
Which *might* be valid if these were ACTUAL court documents. However, since they're pretend court documents from a play "jury", the threat is meaningless.
"For the Court to refuse to uphold the Constitution, or the constitutional exercise of authority by the other 2 branches of government, for any reason whatsoever, is innately unconstitutional, because it is directly contrary to the duty of the Article III Judiciary."
Again, if we're talking a real court, not the fantasy tiddlywinks league.
"On October 7, 2009 the American Grand Jury concluded its final day of deliberations and handed down presentments with regard to CRIMINAL activity, complaints and allegations presented before the Super Grand Jury II [hereinafter known as Grand Jury]."
And then our grand slams arrived.
"The Military Officer who filed the complaint is Lt. Commander Walter Fitzpatrick, III, retired, United States Navy and a graduate of the United States Naval Academy; "
"...who was convicted in Court-Martial on the charge of misappropriation of ships funds, "beached", and forced to retire after having been passed up for promotion three times."
It's funny how they always leave out that part, isn't it?
"Each Jury member had full access to the evidence, written and visible (in the form of scanned and photographed documents embedded in said private website). Each Jury member was given 7 days (in advance) in private session (using the facilities of the private website) to study the evidence, present questions and form an opinion as to the validity and truthfulness of said evidence. "
"Each Jury member was also pre-screened from volunteers attracted from other anti-Obama sites, and were presented no evidence to contradict the so-called 'evidence' we provided. Said jury was therefore not taken from a random selection of the population without the guidance of a court. and therefore cannot be seen legally as a legal, fair, or impartial jury of one's peers. Also see 'lynch mob'"
"The final votes were as follows: 273 members voted YES to hand down the Presentments against Obama. The voting was unanimous."
Surprise surprise.
It's the same de Vattle worship and outright lies we've come to expect from the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League,
But what gets me is their "Exhibit 1", which has the Hawaiian COLB with "FORGERY" written large across it.
"This document has no information on it that could possibly prove Obama is a natural born citizen. "
Except that pesky "Honolulu, Hawaii" birthplace.
"On top of that, this document has been proven over and over by experts to be photo shopped and a forgery."
By WHO?? What experts?? "Ron Polarik" and "TechDude" ?? Yeah, maybe they're credible for your little play jury / lynch mob, but there's no way their claims stand up to anything like serious examination.
Like a REAL judge said recently, this isn't Alice in Wonderland, merely saying something doesn't make it so.
So, after marking the COLB that has been confirmed by the State of Hawaii as a "Forgery", (just in case their playmates in the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League FORGET the party line), they then introduce "Exhibit 2", which is.....
......Lucas Smith's Fake Kenyan Birth Certificate #2.
So, for the record:
Certificate of Live Birth issued by the State of Hawaii and confirmed by State officials as valid - Forgery.
"Certificate of Birth" denounced by Kenyan officials and provided by a KNOWN and convicted forger and felon - Valid.
Forget Alice in Wonderland, we're though the Looking Glass here.
12 October - Dr. Orly must have an ego the size of Jupiter, as evidenced by this article posted from one of her plaintiffs, a "Cpt David Smithey"
(bold face mine)
"It is a woman that will turn the world upside down in epic fashion for the finding of a single fact. Her indefatigable pursuit of truth honing a razors edge to the sword she wields. The scales of justice will not be found lacking in weight of evidence. And while the blindfold remained upon the court, it is Orly’s oratory alone, the summation of her research and knowledge of the law, which enabled the people to hear and the judge to see that this case had merit. Orly Taitz demanded justice that now requires a verdict. May it come swiftly and let it cut every domestic enemy to their very core. It would be a fitting finale for this genius lady of justice and the country she serves so brilliantly. "
Lil' bunny frou-frou's gonna twow up now.
12 October - Oh, and speaking of court-martialed ex-naval officer Walter Fitzpatrick, he's whining because the courts and legal officials aren't taking him or his charge of "treason" seriously.
What's interesting is the notes this as a memo to "U.S. District Court Judge Royce C. Lamberth and Navy Rear Admiral John W. Bitoff"
Judge Lamberth is, of course, the one who told the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League to stop wasting the courts time, though if they want to pay the fee to file, they can, it will just get rejected anyway. I'm puzzled as to why he mentions RADM John Bitoff (Ret.), as it doesn't look like he was in the JAG and currently is an Emergency Services consultant. It's even stranger because it's addressed to a "Special Agent Richard L. Lambert, Jr." at the Knoxville FBI.
He ends with:
"I renew and extend all criminal complaints I’ve advanced to date. U.S. Attorney James Russell Attorney Dedrick is you point of contact.
I have not forgotten! I do not forgive!
The government’s criminal business must be arrested. SOETORO-OBAMA is a FOREIGN BORN DOMESTIC ENEMY. OBEDIENT TO MY OATH TO THE CONSTITUTION THIS MAKES SOETORO MY SWORN ENEMY!
You took the same oath I did!"
Yes, but the difference is he didn't break that oath Mr. Fitzpatrick. You did. That being said, I think Agent Lambert might want to take legal action. Namely filing a Restraining Order against Mr. Fitzpatrick.
You know, the more I think about it, Mr. Fitzpatrick and Charles E. Lincoln III are a lot alike. Both started out with promising careers. Both screwed up. Both have fallen into paranoid conspiracy theories rather than take responsibility for their actions. Both have a tendency to "puff themselves up" and make themselves out to be bigger and more important than they really are. And both have an irrational hatred of the justice system coupled with a drive to make it do what they want it to, not what the law requires and calls for.
12 October - Bob Schultz and the We The People Tax Cheats are pimping their "Continental Congress '09"
"For two weeks in November, delegates representing The People of the fifty states will join together in the tradition of the Founding Fathers and their Continental Congress of 1774. Continental Congress 2009 will convene as a national assembly of We The People and attest to the increasing abuses of our Governing Documents. Together, we will decide what peaceful, legal steps can be taken to bring about compliance with our Freedom documents"
They're trying to raise $2 million before 5 November, with a plan to have $1 million by 15 October.
As of 12 October they've raised $174,388.25.
This falls into the category of "fail".
Oh, and look who are the top three nominees for "delegate" from California:
"Tony Dolz 79
Joseph Andrews 77
Dr. Orly Taitz, ESQ. 58"
In Washington, Stephen Pidgeon came in dead last. James David Manning is on the list from New York, and Michael Badnarik is on the Texas list.
Quite the smattering of birthers involved in this madhouse, eh?
Always hilarious!
Posted by: John Dean | October 12, 2009 at 09:20 PM
I'm convinced the birthers are performance art. Just look at that courthouse interview. I know I'm probably naive about human stupidity but I sincerely believe at this point it has to be a put-on. A "Show cause" motion that doubles down on the stupid. Lawsuits that ask for redress through the Electoral College when the Electoral College does not convene? The statement "There will be discovery" when the judge says "Discovery is stayed". I refuse to believe my fellow humans could be that stupid since that would violate their human dignity, ergo performance art.
Posted by: John | October 12, 2009 at 09:38 PM
Patrick, you've outdone yourself with this one. I really was laughing out loud (not just LOL) at many points!
Posted by: Lawyerwitharealdegree | October 12, 2009 at 11:03 PM
In response to John's comment above - I'm sorry, but there are quite a few of our fellow humans out there who are that stupid, that hateful, that obtuse, that blind to reality, etc. I'm sure quite a few of them meet clinical definitions of mental illness.
I seriously hope the Secret Service is keeping really good tabs on all these creeps, as there seems to be another uptick in violent fantasies being vomited forth by some of these loons. I know we all laugh at these pathetically delusional hatriots, but it almost seems inevitable that some of them will snap and try to go all "lone wingnut" and someone will unfortunately end up getting hurt as a result.
To some extent, I think the false hope they harbor for these ridiculous frivolous lawsuits and fantasy "Grand Juries" are the only things keeping some of these idiots from completely snapping and going over the edge. The only value to their delusions is their delusional hope that "any day now" they will win. I am truly concerned about what happens when they realize that Judge Carter is not their "great white hope".
Posted by: G | October 12, 2009 at 11:26 PM
RE: Oh, and look who are the top three nominees for "delegate" from California:
"Tony Dolz 79
Joseph Andrews 77
Dr. Orly Taitz, ESQ. 58"
http://www.cc2009.us/component/content/article/21-nominations/40-nomination-procedures
Excerpt: ... The only restrictions on participating as a Delegate to the Continental Congress 2009 is that the person be a U.S. Citizen, and not currently be serving as an elected state or federal official.
Does Orly meet this restriction?
>>>> The only restrictions on participating as a Delegate to the Continental Congress 2009 is that the person be a U.S. Citizen, and not currently be serving as an elected state or federal official.
Posted by: Virtual Denizen | October 13, 2009 at 07:18 AM
Poe's Law states that "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing." This is the same kind of thing. These people are sooooo loony that it's almost impossible to believe it's real enough to clog up our court system. And yet, there they are.
Posted by: Jody | October 13, 2009 at 07:35 AM
Sorry, I needed to go into denial last night. The $20000 fine convinced me she really IS that stupid.
Posted by: John | October 13, 2009 at 08:32 AM
"Of further prima facie importance"
Any judge reading this would know at this point that these briefs are worthless and the lawyer writing them has no clue what law is. You would find better legal reasoning ability smeared on toilet paper every day.
And thus using them for this purpose could only increase their legal value.
Posted by: Andrew A. Gill | October 13, 2009 at 11:06 AM
Ohhhh, did Sammy get his feelings hurt? Poor Sammy. Perhaps he should seek out CERTIFIED mental health services.
That man is nuts and he is one mean MF. That man tracks obot IP addys and shares them with other birfer sites. Sam tries to find obots and he tries to do his darnedest to cause harm to us. He has repeatedly tried to get my real name and other identifying information.
This man hangs out with the AGJ movement. He was their "official spokesperson" for a brief period of time. I suspect the AGJ crowd got tired of hearing about his MENSA membership.
I personally believe that Sam is committing professional fraud. He won't give details about his education, and for a "pastoral psychotherapist", he seems to know very little about what he does. I have asked him about his credentials (he makes good money off his online therapy clinic) and Sam refuses to share them. Sam does claim that due to the Constitutional Separation of Church and State, he, as a "pastoral psychotherapist", cannot be licensed. This is of course a total lie.
Sam seems to have significant issues with narcissism. Seems to be a pretty common mental health issue amongst the "Who's Who" of birfers.
This man deserves everything he gets and more. He is vile, and his need for self-aggrandizement is disturbing.
Congrats for pissing Sam off so much that you have been officially declared a threat by Sammy. I think that is a high compliment!
Posted by: LMK | October 14, 2009 at 01:45 AM
"I'm puzzled as to why he mentions RADM John Bitoff (Ret.), as it doesn't look like he was in the JAG and currently is an Emergency Services consultant."
RADM Bitoff presided over the investigation of Fitzpatrick and appointed the court-martial that convicted him.
Posted by: nolu chan | October 14, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Thanks for the chuckle...I needed it.
Posted by: Linda | October 14, 2009 at 01:53 PM
Was the $20K fine enough? Maybe when Taitz becomes a real lawyer she will appreciate what just happened. I wonder if she is a mail order bride, just like her law degree? She is perfect reporter material for “Fake News”, where unfounded rumors and innuendo reign supreme , unlike a our US courts of law, where you need to present facts, not half baked lies. After several times of flying into the lights, flies get burned, Taitz just got burned, thing is, she will continue, no end in sight. Poor Birthers they hate and can’t debate.
A lawyer, dentist, realtor, black belt, I must say she is a Jack of all trade master of none.
Posted by: Paul | October 14, 2009 at 06:33 PM
What is your issue with Continental Congress 2009? Do you feel represented by this government? When was the last time you felt represented by this government? Ever?
Posted by: Ryan | October 16, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Ryan - Well, this one is being ran by a birther tax cheat (Bob Schultz), has a batch of people in the "Sovereign Citizens" movement, and several of the names I'm seeing as delegates are also well known birthers. So yes, I find that particular grouping questionable, since many of them don't seem to understand the Constitution we HAVE, much less 200+ years of US law and court rulings.
It's been a long time since any administration has made me feel "represented", but the Obama administration seems to be coming closer than Bush I or II, or Clinton for that matter.
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | October 16, 2009 at 12:14 PM