22 October - Lucas Smith of Fake Kenyan Birth Cerificate 2 fame just posted an affidavit about Dr. Orly. And it's both hysterical and disturbing.
(Scribd link here)
"Charles Lincoln lll also talks openly about his illicit sexual affair with married woman Orly Taitz. Mr Lincoln told me, (this is verbatim, not paraphrased) "My relationship with Orly is definitely a problem in my life. She's crazy. She's a bitch. In fact she's a crazy bitch, but her bitchy craziness is for whatever reason right for me in a lot of ways. And honestly, I think Ben Franklin must have been a very smart fellow. He always recommended older women as lovers (Google it: some fairly funny stuff that the guy on the 1OO bill wrote when he was 40, in 1745,31years before the Declaration of Independencel)and until now I never EVER agreed. But really and truly, Orly's better in bed than 99% of the much younger girls I've ever met: you name it, hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter, more of a nympho than I've ever met in fact. Her only limitation is on kinkiness: she won't even bite or let me bite her. Maybe that's part of her craziness---she is very straightlaced, conservative, "normal" and forthat reason never "got enough" when she was younger and always had to channel it to other things, and now she's finally cheating on her husband and totally wants to let loose but doesn't quite know how....."
My oatmeal just hit the wall.......
You know, I joked about it. And thank the Gods Lucas Smith has zip credibility, because otherwise my libido would be hiding in the corner screaming.
Still, Dr. Orly has to figure out how to claim Lucas Smith is lying EXCEPT about FKBC2.....
"Still, Dr. Orly has to figure out how to claim Lucas Smith is lying EXCEPT about FKBC2....."
A paradox, it is!
Favorite construction from the affadavit: "Orly's rejections and demands for edits and changes to Mr. Lincoln's work appear to be an enigma, of sorts. "
That's so far, but there's sure to be more.
And now, our eyes swivel to Orly's side of the net..... Orly, anything you would like to say?
Posted by: Mrs. Polly | October 23, 2009 at 12:03 AM
Ahhhh! Make it stop, please! There are about 5 words I never want to associate with Dr. Orly, esq and they are all in that article.
Posted by: John | October 23, 2009 at 12:09 AM
Please somebody. Kill me now.
Posted by: Shreiking Wombat | October 23, 2009 at 12:45 AM
Hey everyone, I found more Kenyan birth certificates begging for my magic touch:
http://newyorkleftist.blogspot.com/2009/10/here-we-go-again-another-kenya-birth.html
and http://newyorkleftist.blogspot.com/2009/10/another-kenya-birth-certificate-for-my.html
Readers may also be interested in http://newyorkleftist.blogspot.com/2009/10/electric-cars-are-dangerous.html
Posted by: misha | October 23, 2009 at 03:04 AM
What a fracking soap opera this has turned into. Where is her husband in all of this?
Posted by: Jody | October 23, 2009 at 06:11 AM
http://javasbachelorpad.com/sexcomm.html
"Sex Lead Me To Communism"
The lure of easy women almost made me a spy and traitor to my country
Posted by: Virtual Denizen | October 23, 2009 at 08:30 AM
Good God! That's almost as disturbing as Smith constantly ending sentences with prepositions!
Posted by: RealLawyer | October 23, 2009 at 08:52 AM
http://www.aztlan.net/israeli_sexpionage.htm
Israeli Sexpionage
Is Orly a sexpionage agent???
Posted by: Virtual Denizen | October 23, 2009 at 10:17 AM
Yeah, I too wonder how Orly's husband & family are dealing with all of this. I can't imagine that the husband wouldn't become aware of what Lucas Smith is claiming, particularly now that it is all over the internet.
I can only imagine what the judge reading this is thinking...
Posted by: G | October 23, 2009 at 10:38 AM
John, Shreiking Wombat, and G - Can you imagine if CEL3 has "performance problems"??
She would be screaming, "Let me finish!!! Let me finish!!!" at him!
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | October 23, 2009 at 10:49 AM
Patrick, is there any evidence that Lucas actually filed his latest attempt for fame, or did he just create it for his fan club of nutcases?
Posted by: John D | October 23, 2009 at 07:06 PM
That last post was mine, having problems posting with my usual sign in.
Posted by: John Dean | October 23, 2009 at 07:08 PM
Patrick said: "John, Shreiking Wombat, and G - Can you imagine if CEL3 has "performance problems"?? She would be screaming, 'Let me finish!!! Let me finish!!!' at him!"
...Oh man, Patrick! Geez...that's funny, but shame on you for the visual you're trying to put into my head! ;) I'm torn between ROTFL and just ROLF (that's another sound for barfing).
To John Dean: So far, from what I've heard, it has been hard to confirm whether Lucas actually filed that with the courts or not.
Posted by: G | October 23, 2009 at 08:40 PM
Quick!!! Grab the super strength brain bleach.
Posted by: GeorgetownJD | October 23, 2009 at 10:00 PM