And as 2009 draws to a close, the birthers and the birtherstani mullahs are running around screaming because not only is no one taking them seriously, but it's almost 2010 and Obama is still, despite their claims and projections and on-line petitions and fake "grand juries" and lawsuits, STILL in the White House and the birthers are STILL losing in the courts.
This tends to make them a wee bit cranky.
22 December - CEL3 seems to like to air his dirty laundry in public. Case in point:
"I do not think for two nano-seconds that what has happened between Orly and me is merely a “falling out.” Her treachery to me and the mortgage litigation which could have saved thousands of people their homes and showed the flaws in “Obamanomic” Socialism (which is, honestly, just a logical and even incrementally predictable outgrowth of Bush’s Grand Old Party Socialism) is not merely personal but leads me to question her willingness and commitment to fairness, honesty, justice, openness, and transparency, all the qualities for which we are allegedly fighting against Obama."
Ooooh, get the feeling he's a tad bit annoyed at his former paramour??
"You see, I happen to believe that Obama is a secretive, lying, thief who stole the Presidency based on fraud and trickery. He is also a socialist."
Sounds like he's trying to position himself as one of the next big names in Birtherstan.
" It was my belief that Orly and I were such people and I begged her to “come clean” and openly admit what had happened."
Which sounds much better than "My hotter, wetter, tighter Moldovanian love muffin and I were copulating like lust-crazed ferrets any chance we got while on her Dental Chair o' Loooove"
"My feelings for her were always entirely honorable"
In the sense of "abusing her law license to play my mortgage games" is honorable.
"Orly promised to aim her passion and dramatics against the Banks, which would have been a fantastic use of her talents."
In the sense of watching a mentally-challenged chihuahua trying to fight against a pack of very annoyed rottweilers would be.