And as this week in birtherstan draws to a close, Dr. Orly chalks up another loss on her court record. Nellie Ristvedt relies on bigfoot expert Doug Hagmann to explain why Glenn Beck hasn't boarded the crazy train to birtherstan. Dr. Kate continues to show her lack of knowledge about the Constitution.
The Pest and eFail has not one, but two calls for revolution. One for a "peaceful" one, and one so full of threats it ranks it's own link to the FBI tips hotline. The Fake Examiner shows it's got the same moral conviction and backbone as a bowl full of chicken jello. And "Jennifer C" is kind enough to share with us ANOTHER puppet video - and it looks like the person behind those videos is a regular at Dr. Orly's house o' malware!
14 March - Court order up on motion to dismiss in Dunn v Taitz.
(Scribd link here)
"There are no appearances by any party.
The Court, having taken the above-entitled matter under submission on 3/14/11, now makes the following ruling:
The court grants the motion for judgment on the pleading. The facts stated in the complaint are not sufficient to support any causes of action for violation of the Elections Code. Further, the facts do not support the elements of a state a cause of action to recover the costs of an election campaign under a theory of common law fraud. The court cannot see that any amendments to the complaint will cure the defects, so the motion is granted without leave to amend.
Court orders clerk to give notice."
Dr. Orly maintains her perfect track record of losing her cases.
17 March - Over at Free Republic, Nellie Ristvedt aka "Butterdezillion" comes up with a theory as to why Glenn Beck hasn't boarded the crazy train to birtherstan.
"To: 9422WMR
Beck has been told his family could be dead if he treats the issue fairly.
Doug Hagmann has documented that."
Did Doug Hagmann document that before or after he looked for UFO's carrying bigfoot??
"All the on-air media people were told that. Soros’ goons threatened them all. "
Which explains why Michael "Savage" Weiner and the like never bring it up. Oh, right......
"Hagmann’s got a signed statement by one of the on-air personalities, the handwritten notes of a secretary who was at the meeting where the threats were relayed to the on-air personalities, and corroborating schedules and eyewitness interviews."
All left on his doorstep by his friendly neighborhood sasquatch.
"They were threatened sometime in October of 2008 (I believe right around the same time that Judge Surick was faxed “his” decision in the Berg v Obama case) and again at least once after the election as well."
Didn't I hear the PUMAs making similar claims with no proof? Oh, right, I did.
"Beck is a good actor. He’s a guy whose family has a gun against their head and the guy holding the gun is telling Beck, “Make fun of this. Now.”
Or, on the other hand, he's just this much shy of playing with his own poo on national television.
"What’s he supposed to do? It doesn’t make me happy - any more than it makes me happy when the reporter who interviewed me absorbed what I was saying and the documentation I have for it but couldn’t print any of that in her article. "
More like the reporter thought you were a conspiracy-minded dingbat and dismissed your claims as the ravings of a nutcase.
"When the mob runs the country, people do what it takes to stay alive.
That’s the level we’re at right now. The lawlessness and intimidation tactics that were visible in Wisconsin are the tip of the iceberg.
45 posted on March 17, 2011 11:11:43 AM PDT by butterdezillion"
But enough about the Wisconsin GOP......
17 March - What Dr. Kate knows about the Constitution would barely fill a thimble, but it doesn't stop her....
"In this broad context, if the Obama administration decides to impose a no-fly zone or take other significant military action in Libya, I believe it should first seek a Congressional debate on a declaration of war under Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution,” Lugar said."
You mean like George W. Bush did for Iraq? Oh, wait, never mind.....
"Would Obama dare to cross the line and declare war without Congress?"
Well, if George W. Bush did it......
"Obama is operating as a foreign agent, against America, and using our military to do so. "
"Wahhh!! Why hasn't the military gotten rid of the scary black man???"
"This is an engineered showdown which focuses sharply on the usurpation of the power of Congress by Obama through Executive Orders and through numerous violations of the Constitution, including the nobility clause. And this is one of the most blatantly unconstitutional and treasonous actions aside from the initial invasion of the White House."
One suspects Dr. Kate says this about things like her unemployment check being late or her breakfast cereal getting stale.
And look at the floaters...
"evergreen
March 18, 2011 at 1:13 am
http://www.hoaxofthecentury.com/ObamaBirthCoffin1_files/Ugly.jpg
This wrinkly dinkly is not 49, more like pushing 60."
Their maturity level is pretty impressive.
And it looks like "No Nonsense Nancy" is upset that their planned march on the 19th may not be what she was hoping....
"no-nonsense-nancy
March 18, 2011 at 6:41 am
It seems that the march in DC tomarrow is no longer to demand he be removed but to support the troops. Which is certainly needed. What better way to support them but to demand the arrest of the person usurping as Commander-in-Chief of the armed forces?"
"RacerJim
March 18, 2011 at 7:36 am
Rally in front of the White House on Sunday is to support Theresa Cao."
Fives of people are expected.
Oh, and we have some more wingbat conspiracies:
"Rich T
March 18, 2011 at 9:51 am
OT but if true, WTF!!!!
http://coupmedia.org/terror-threats/chinese-troops-seen-in-mexico-1703
A very worried trucker, spent time in relating to me his account of delivering a tractor trailer load of food to a Chinese military camp 60 miles south of Laredo, Texas. When I questioned him this is what he stated.
The camp is 2 miles wide by 3 miles long. There are 10,000 armored vehicles. It blew my mind! I asked him how he calculated the number of armored vehicles and he said he had time to physically count the rows of armored vehicles as the Chinese soldiers unloaded his trailer."
So you had time to count 10,000 vehicles?? Must have been a HUGE trailer......
18 March - Over at the Pest and eFail, Ron Ewart is on the sedition train - but a "peaceful" one.
"So, ladies and gentlemen, it is up to the people to grab the wheel and wrest control from the leaders who would send us into the mouth of a belching volcano and incinerate the only country that rose out of the bowels of revolution to form a country of people steeped in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights of life, liberty, property and the pursuit of happiness. If we follow these leaders into the abyss, we are enablers of our own destruction.
Many have whispered under their breaths about the 3% solution and what they mean is revolution. We submit that there is a peaceful 3% solution and the power of that solution lies in the hands of millions of freedom-loving Americans who decide that playing follow-the-leader is suicidal and instead are now determined to direct the leaders, using the unstoppable power of the many. They but only need to focus that power on one problem at a time, rather than taking on all of America’s problems as a whole."
So what is the "3% solution"? Well, he posts a very overblown video on the subject:
Basically he thinks if he can get 10 million followers, the Government will promptly crumble and do his bidding.
Riiight
18 March - Looks like professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau's utter contempt for the Constitution has scored her one win. Namely bullying the Fake Examiner into booting out Bill Bowman.
"My pieces at Examiner.com were strong, and deservedly so, in my opinion. I said people who advocated for the violent overthrow of the president — and his execution — are anti-American, America haters and seditionists. I said an online publication that published a doctored picture of a black man dancing, with the president’s head attached and with the caption, “If you liked the Harlem Shuffle, you’ll love the Kenyan Jig” was a racist publication, and its editor was a racist.
In short, I spoke the truth.
But the Birthers were up in arms for being called out on what they really are. Emails, phone calls and more emails went to Examiner.com corporate, threatening lawsuits. I was threatened with a lawsuit, which never materialized.
An Examiner.com official responded to one of the protesters, The Post & Email owner Sharon Rondeau, by saying that it “appeared” that I had violated Examiner’s terms of use, but didn’t specify how. The choices are harassment, libel, hate speech, etc.
I was never judged guilty of libel (never even charged with it, except in print); the same is true of harassment and hate speech. But apparently, in the eyes of Examiner.com, I transgressed at least one of those rules. If calling racists racist, if calling people who want to overthrow a democratically elected president, and then execute him seditionists and anti-American is libelous or harassment or hate speech, then I clearly don’t understand the meaning of those terms."
And for the record, let me give my opinion of the Fake Examiner.
COWARDS
18 March - But while Ron Ewart is calling for a peaceful "revolution", the Pest and eFail's "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" is still frothing at the mouth and drinking treasonberry wine.
(Bold face mine)
"During World War II, my father was a pilot and carried a sidearm. After the war, he continued to carry the same sidearm while working for an airline. He retired prior to 9-11, but had he been one of the pilots of a skyjacked plane that day, there is no doubt that .45 slugs would have sent each of the swine to paradise. He would have needed no Grand Jury, no letters to a congressman, no demonstration, marching, or sending e-mails. He would have shot all five dead. "
Followed by the rest of the passengers as well if those .45 slugs had pierced the skin of the aircraft, and either ruptured the fuselage, and caused explosive decompression or failure of the airframe. And that's also assuming they didn't hit anything else vital....
"Picture this if you will. You’re riding along in a giant airplane and you notice that some of the passengers want to kill you, along with everyone else on the plane, including themselves. You believe them because that’s what they’ve been doing for 1,500 years. So it happens that the captain of the plane is not really a pilot after all. As a matter of fact, he’s in cahoots with those same jihadists in the back of the plane."
Racist much??
"As you read this, a number of the enemy arrived at an airport and are heading to one of the many Islamovilles throughout the country to instruct the faithful on new and better ways to plant bombs in supermarkets and malls."
I repeat, racist much??
"There is no possible way to avoid a shooting match. They think we’ll give up and give in without a fight. It’s not that we want a shooting match, but Obama & Friends won’t leave even if they receive an engraved invitation from each and every one of us, twice over. The mindset is this: they are breaking into your house and are going to harm your family; it’s as simple as that. And that’s the truth. They have set up outposts all over this country, manned by guard shacks, and law enforcement (F.B.I.) knows about them, yet they do nothing. Enemy camps within our borders and the F.B.I. turn a blind eye. I don’t know about you, but I’m my father’s son, and I’m ready to do it to them before they do it to my family."
And today's "visit from the Secret Service" goes to.....
"We outnumber them 1,000 to one, and most likely a LOT more. They think they’ll be able to control the police and the armed forces 100%. Let them think it. All our guys have to do is remember what went down at Ft. Hood. I understand that the vast majority of the illegal immigrants is not here to kill us; nevertheless, they will all be deported. Our borders will be made secure. The traitors will rely on illegal orders to protect them. Won’t help. The Muslims will fight, for that is the reason that they are here, thanks to the Muslim in the White House."
He's really losing it now.....
"And if they don’t go peacefully, so what? And if one of our trusted public servant attempts to hinder us? Well, we each have a choice. You either support the United States Constitution, or you are automatically the enemy."
Interesting wording, eh?
Oh, I support the US Constitution. Particularly against traitors like you......
"And what of people like Bill O’Reilly, who said that he accepted the lies about Obama’s place of birth, and Blackburn, Pelosi, and others? I don’t know about you, but if that kind of people who turned their back on the Constitution spend the rest of their lives in jail, I’m good with that.
Me? Just doing my duty, saving the Constitution."
No. You're fomenting sedition and treason, and spitting on everything this country stands for.
"Footnote: a word to the wise. If you are in some sort of protective service and your charge is a member of Congress, a cabinet member, or any other politician, judge, wealthy Obot, do not interfere. There’s a time for protecting people, and there’s a time to protect your Constitution."
This is pretty much an open and direct threat to just about every elected official, government employee, and member of the judicial branch out there.
BTW,if this bothers you as much as it does me...
You know what to do.
18 March - The Reality Check Radio blog also weighs in on the Fake Examiner.
"I had some hope for The Examiner, which leans strongly conservative in content, to show a modicum of impartiality when they heeded my complaint and others and removed one of the libelous articles written by Anthony Martin about members of The Fogbow forum. However, by completely banning Bowman merely on based on the screeching and baseless complaints of liar Sharon Rondeau The Examiner showed their true colors."
18 March - Well, reader "Jennifer C" found out more about that crazy person who did the puppet video supporting Theresa Cao.
She goes by the name of "BJ SmartAzz", and she's got multiple YouTube accounts with one video each. Here's an example of one she posted on 1 September 2010.
"Barry, these clodhoppers could watch you wrap yourself into a prayer rug & still insist you're Christian. But, as usual, I was on your side when they started with "don't official trips to foreign countries generally include the first lady?" Of course Arab countries accepted Laura - George is not a Muslim - duh!
YOU did much better Barry, NO one in the WH ever kissed azz as graciously as you, you're the finest Muslim sock puppet George Soros & his Ilk could wish for!
I also gave them a piece of my mind & said who else but Barry Soetoro have we ever observed in the WH -- obsessed with Islam & with Islamicizing America & working tirelessly to make America Shariah Law compliant? Clever as you are, you stuck your nose in it whether it made you look a fool or not. "
Oh, and look? She's posted on Dr. Orly's house o' Malware! (Malware and redirect warning)
"B. J. SmartAzz
September 13th, 2010 @ 7:47 am
We do Not lose judges Now.. we Have lost judges since the first Dishonorable Clown ruled that the American peoples have no standing & allowed the illegal Muslim to make himself comfortable in the Oval office..
Ms. Taitz, I believe that your time will come.. I have info regarding another Attorney that will show the American public that You are a Sincere PATRIOT! Posting video with evidence as soon as I can.."
Oh look! A call for revolutuion!!
"B. J. SmartAzz
September 14th, 2010 @ 12:30 pm
I am afraid we are DANGEROUSLY close to an UPRISING.. All the media paying attention to the Qu’ran burner must be aware that if they would actually DO their job, how quickly would America know the truth.. obtain ALL of the sordid details of this PUNKs life..
True Patriots like Dr. Orly Taitz Esq. – Col. Dr. Terrence Lakin et al. and – by extension the American people – are continually ostracized.. this can NOT possibly go on indefinitely."
Well, as long as they keep opening their traps and vomiting forth lies it can.
"Seeing that our Constitution doesn’t mean anything to him – I’d say we reached our LIMIT of what a Nation CAN possibly take from a serial lying narcissistic finger pointing Muslim community organizer! Professor my FOOT!
If it prays like a Muslim, admonishes like a Muslim, might we conclude that he is a MUSLIM..?"
Racist much?
"Several of his male lovers threatened to go public and were quickly MURDERED, his grandmother died mysteriously the night before his inauguration..
Killings are not only allowed according to Islam, but actually ENCOURAGED!"
Islam also condemns homosexuality, but hey, why let facts get in the way of a good racist rant!
"I am not in favor of burning anything, but – it’s a lot LESS violent than an UPRISING -from the American fed-up citizens- which I truly believe is not an “IF” but a “WHEN” sooner rather than later.."
O RLY?
"After that mission is accomplished we must nail those who covered up for the Kenyan; the monkey will plead the fifth.. but go after Valerie Jarett, Elena Kagan, WH counsel Bob Bauer, and all the rest that CONSPIRED and covered up the fact that this jug eared pompous Muslim buffoon is NOT eligible.."
There's a LOT of racism wrapped up in that one paragraph. And Dr. Orly allowed it to be posted too....
And here's an interesting "oops" The same post against Philip Berg was posted both under "BJ SmartAzz" and "Detests Liars"
How....interesting.
And one last one:
"BJ SmartAzz
September 16th, 2010 @ 6:58 am
Dr. Taitz,
if you had a penny for every keyboard warrior who believes “Obama” is ineligible you’d be millions richer..
..unfortunately none of them are in your league; they’d wewe their pants before publicly admitting..
..if ALL of America (heaven forbid) actually stood UP to this fraudster @ the same time..
..’fraid it’s pretty much all we have left; I can see we’re close to an uprising!"
Well, I know it's all over when Snuggles the Fabric Softener bear starts calling for uprisings....
18 March - The OC Weekly comments on Dr. Orly's loss to Damon Dunn.....again.
"Speaking of the delusional, Taitz stated at hearing Monday in Taitz v. Dunn that if she lost the case, she would have to file a complaint alleging violation of her constitutional right to redress, a court watcher tells the Weekly.
When Judge Geoffrey T. Glass pointed out that Taitz could merely appeal, she apparently responded, "99 percent of those are denied anyway."
Oh, Orly, please never change . . . "
The Chinese military conspiracy theory just calls for a facepalm. Ten thousand armored units? How did they get from China to Mexico, exactly? The PLAN lacks the bluewater sealift capability and the PLAAF lacks the airlift/IFR resources necessary. Also, what military forces goes anywhere without indigenous supply or relying on its own supply chain? I read the article that he links to and they also mention Chinese troops pre-positioned in Canada too. Oh well, at least we have the Minutemen to protect us from the Sino-Mexican-Canadian threat!
The B.J. SmartAzz videos are just disturbing. Who knew the Birthers had their own Furries? What percentage of the Birther movement is in dire need of psychiatric care as opposed to being simply misinformed/swayed by the crazies?
Posted by: Kint | March 18, 2011 at 04:53 PM
Great update as always. One nit I'll pick as an aerospace engineer. Explosive decompression (decompression faster than the lungs can exhale) is exceedingly unlikely from a (or even several) bullet holes in the fuselage. Even holes as large as those potentially caused by a .45. Even rapid decompression (occurring in under 1 second) is a very remote possibility. Likewise, the chance of bullets causing an airframe failure is virtually nil. Despite urban legend to the contrary, US Air Marshalls carry standard firearms with standard ammunition.
Keep up the good work.
Posted by: Wild Bill | March 18, 2011 at 06:11 PM
Wow, BJ SmartAzz is one truly disturbed individual! Very entertaining, though as true crazy often is.
That whole crazy "chinese army" on Mexico nonsense sounds like a lot of similar variations of the "secret UN armies", "FEMA Camp" and NAU myths that have been circulating since at least the '90's.
I'm pretty sure I've hear other versions of that crazy conspiracy whopper in the distant past. Probably with Russians or some other bogeyman of the era in place of the Chinese.
Bottom line - all myth and all totally paranoid whopper fiction.
Posted by: G | March 18, 2011 at 08:50 PM
Wild Bill is exactly right about the explosive decompression stuff, and for proof, we have the survival of the jet liner that lost about a third of the top of its fuselage at nearly 30,000 feet on a Hawaii flight some years ago. The flight attendant got sucked out of the plane, but the passengers all survived, and the airframe held together for the pilots to get it safely on the ground.
Posted by: Greg Brown | March 19, 2011 at 09:28 AM
Wild Bill & Greg Brown - You would think an aircraft buff like me (and the grandson of an aircraft engineer) would have remembered that. Gahh. Writing about the birthers is rotting my brain......
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | March 19, 2011 at 10:08 AM
> including the nobility clause
In case anyone wonders, this seems to be a 2009 meme regarding Obama allegedly "taking the presidency of the UN Security Council". AFAIK all he did was head a couple of round tables during a month in 2009 when the US held the UNSC presidency.
But hey, since when did the wingnuts ever care about facts? To them, the UN is "a foreign country" and the UNSC presidency is "a title of nobility". Right.
> That whole crazy "chinese army" on Mexico nonsense sounds like a lot of similar variations of the "secret UN armies", "FEMA Camp" and NAU myths that have been circulating since at least the '90's.
And it's the typical "I read somewhere that someone said someone had told him he heard of a guy who saw...". No reliable source, not even non-anonymous sources in any position of the chain...
Posted by: The Magic M | March 19, 2011 at 11:21 AM
"And it's the typical "I read somewhere that someone said someone had told him he heard of a guy who saw...". No reliable source, not even non-anonymous sources in any position of the chain..."
Agreed. What is truly pathetic in the crap that passes for urban myth and rumor these days is how prevelant and weak the "not even non-anonymous" sources of attributing things has gotten.
For the truly gullible out there, all anyone needs to do these days is make up stuff and type any wild ass nonsense somewhere on the internet and they swallow it hook, line and sinker without question as if the mere typing of something is "magic" to make it come true.
Back in the old days, these types of chain rumors and urban legends were often known as FOAFs (friend of a friend tales) to lend an air of credence to the crap being spun.
These days, the nonsense doesn't even rise to the level of FOAF.... if that isn't the ultimate in pathetic, I don't know what is.
Posted by: G | March 19, 2011 at 12:36 PM
More "journalism" in action at the P and E. The ordinary man presidential candidate with the flag as his resume, Tom Miller, was not birther enough to satisfy readers of his original interview.
The guy responded to that criticism with a pandering weasel flip flop statement. Susan likes the guy so she went back and changed the original transcript of the interview to reflect his newly revised principals.
Posted by: Morton | March 19, 2011 at 03:54 PM
>> including the nobility clause
>In case anyone wonders, this seems to be a 2009 meme regarding Obama allegedly "taking the presidency of the UN Security Council". AFAIK all he did was head a couple of round tables during a month in 2009 when the US held the UNSC presidency.
But hey, since when did the wingnuts ever care about facts? To them, the UN is "a foreign country" and the UNSC presidency is "a title of nobility". Right.
Don't forget the "it was unconstitutional to accept the Nobel prize" and "missing 13th amendment" nonsense. Who can keep track of which bs theory someone this crazy believes?
Posted by: MDW | March 19, 2011 at 04:00 PM
More Butterdezillion coverage, please. The woman is precious!
Posted by: Gary Miller | March 20, 2011 at 08:13 PM