Today's dispatches has Mike Huckabee and his attempts at damage control. Which seem to require a backhoe to dig himself deeper. Dr. Orly wins one, and celebrates by letting her racist freak flag fly. The Pest and eFail coughs up three articles, one calling for the same old tired tricks, one promoting one of their more racist commentators to an article of their very own, and one that's so out there that it belongs more on "Coast to Coast with George Norrey" than anyplace else. Some Georgia lawmakers are trying to get the stink of birther off of them, World Nut Daily doesn't seem to agree with Dr. Kate or Teresa Cao, and Dr. Kate herself goes on a rant that's even more hate-filled and vile than usual.
1 March - Mike Huckabee is trying to do damage control.
"On Monday, while on Steve Malzberg's radio show on New York's WOR Radio, I was asked about the President Obama's birth certificate issue. In my answer, I simply misspoke when I alluded to President Obama growing up in 'Kenya' and meant to say Indonesia.
As I have stated on page 1 of my new book 'A Simple Government' and in numerous interviews with dozens of reporters - I don't believe there is an issue with Barack Obama's birth certificate. However, I do believe there are serious issues with the President's policies, and I have been openly opposed to the President's world view. "
If you "misspoke", then why did you bring up the "Mau Mau" uprising, which happened in Kenya, NOT Indonesia?? Or. for that matter, mention "Kenya" more than once?
2 March - Looks like CEL3 may have to go attorney shopping again.
"03/02/2011 66 MINUTES (IN CHAMBERS): ORDER by Judge Andrew J. Guilford: denying 40 Application to Appear Pro Hac Vice. Terming Attorney Philip J Berg. (rla) (Entered: 03/03/2011)"
(Scribd link here)
"The Court has reviewed all evidence filed with the Court regarding the Application. The Court has also considered all arguments presented by both sides.
After considering all applicable rules, the evidence filed, and the arguments presented, the Court DENIES the Application."
Maybe Kreep will come in directly now. The sad part is that Dr. Orly will spin this as a win....
2 March - Mike Huckabee - and Brian Fischer - keeps shooting themselves in the foot.
(Bold face mine)
"Huckabee: And it's really an indication of just how pathetic some of these folks are who claim to be journalists and reporters and have failed to do a decent job. You know, I admitted that I misspoke on that, but I corrected it. But what I have never done is taken to position that Obama was born in Kenya or Indonesia or anywhere other than Hawaii where he claims to have been born. Frankly Bryan, that is not a popular position with conservatives but it is the position I have consistently taken and I just am very amazed at the firestorm this has caused, especially in light of the fact that the talk show host himself has said there is nothing to it.
Fischer: Well Governor, what got lost in all the shuffle was the legitimate point that you were making which is that we may have a president who has some fundamentally anti-American ideas that may be rooted in a childhood where he had a father who was virulently anti-colonial, hated the British - might have something to do with the President returning the bust of Winston Churchill back to England. You know, I was struck by the fact that when he made his tour to Indonesia, he made a point of going to an Indonesian memorial that celebrated the victory of Indonesians over British troops - again, part of that anti-colonial thing. And so I'd like you to comment on that; you seem to think that there is some validity to the fact that there may be some fundamental anti-Americanism in this president."
History - fail. Indonesia was a DUTCH colony, not a British one.
2 March - There are times that the racism flows out of Dr. Orly unfettered and free (malware and redirect warning)
(Bold face mine)
"Justice has to prevail. IF uneducated peasants, sheep herds and goat herds in the Middle East could rise against the corruption in their government, so can educated, freedom loving descendants of ones who fought at the Valley Forge and Alamo. "
"But we're not racist, honest!!"
3 March - Before the Pest and eFail whines more about people calling them racist, maybe they should look more closely at articles like this one from "Heather Gabriel" (which also makes me wonder if it's the same "heather" that has made racist comments both at the Pest and eFail AND Dr. Kate's cesspool.) Not to mention do they REALLY want to go into David Ekke land??
(All links from original article, bold face mine)
"The smiling false face that we see on magazine stands is nothing but a feint, a distraction from the true monster beneath.
Even something as simple and elemental as his genetic makeup is question. What went into making the man? Does he have African or Caucasian or Arab DNA or all three? Then again, even that is irrelevant given the bigger secrets he hides."
Not only is the freakout about his DNA rather racist in context, but the link is to a conspiracy site claiming Obama is a "Human/Reptilian Hybrid".
No, I'm not kidding.
"They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. And it is Obama’s eyes that betray him as well. His PR handlers can try all their tricks to conceal his true nature, but the eyes expose the reality beneath."
And where does that link go to? Why to this video of course, claiming Obama is a "Reptilian Shapeshifter"
"We already have the photographic and scientific evidence that proves the fraud, photos from his childhood and even the images produced today. Where are the investigations? They just pretend there’s nothing wrong, as if the evidence doesn’t speak for itself."
The first link is to "Photographic Evidence that Barack Obama is a Human/Reptilian Hybrid, Part 1". The second link is to "Barack & Michelle Reveal Reptilian "Baggage" at London Airport"
And the sound you hear is my jaw hitting the floor in sheer amazement.
"We already have confessions from people who know all about Obama’s secrets first-hand and aren’t afraid to blow the lid off. They’re brave to risk showing their own faces, knowing what they’re risking by speaking the truth. Why aren’t more people listening, and why isn’t the press reporting about these modern-day Deep Throats? It’s because they’re under the same control as the government."
And what's at that link?? Conspiracy nutcase and new age flake Colleen Thomas!
"And what does it mean when ‘Obama’ makes his own cryptic confessions in the press? A slip of his forked tongue, or just a taunt directed at those of us who know the truth but are being ignored by the media powers? He knows he can trust his partners in the media to play along."
And that link is to Obama on "The View" commenting on the "Reptilian Brain"
"If we aren’t vigilant against his coming threat, he’ll make slaves of us all. Communism and Islam are known to be their harvesting tools, and we see the signs of that encroachment already. It’s because he’s a slippery and slimy politician that he’s gotten away with it so far, and we know that’s more than skin-deep. He may try to look the part of the nice and hopeful hero, but underneath that fake shell Obama is a cold-blooded snake who has only the most superficial similarities to any of us. I fear for humanity, and I hope everyone else does too."
I think this proves that Heather really needs a better quality of tinfoil, and the Pest and eFail will publish ANYTHING that's anti-Obama, no matter how batshit insane the claim is.
Personally my take is that Sharon Rondeau gave it a once over, didn't look at the links any, saw enough "dog whistles" to appeal to the racist section of her readership (slams on Obama, questions on his genetic background and race, comments about his not being "like us" and even questioning his humanity, since a lot of racists don't believe African-Americans are human like they are), and published it as is.
The funny part is that the dog whistles seem to have worked...
"Bob1939 says:
Thursday, March 3, 2011 at 1:09 PM
You are so right-on, Heather Gabriel, you see it, I see it, but how dumb is America for letting this abomination happen in the first place, but to let it continue until we are in total ruin “as a nation” is beyond ludicrous. We don’t need his DNA to know that… “he is of the devil”. So is his plot against America. If anyone ever wanted to call themselves a Christian, they had BETTER STAND UP NOW. God is watching, and God needs to know how reliable, predictable, and/or dependable YOU ARE ??? YES YOU !!!"
So, does "Bob1939" also believe Obama's a human/alien hybrid, or is it a racist thing?
"Challenger says:
Thursday, March 3, 2011 at 1:16 PM
We will find out who he is and who is pulling the strings. It is like every past effort to keep a secret hidden, someone will talk eventually for the money. It usually happens when the facade starts to crack and someone wants to be the first to capitalize on the secret. The bigger the secret, the more likely it is to become known and this one rivals them all. I agree with the writer that Obama is the masked front man who has been groomed for decades for this insurgency. He is the Trojan Horse who is costumed to deceive Americans while he tries to destroy our system of government through stealth. He and his operatives are all dirty rotten cowards who behave like Jihadists who will lie to your face as they plan to stick a knife in your back."
So did any of the commenters actually see the links to "reptilian shapeshifters", or did they just assume the writer was commenting on race alone?
3 March - Dr. Orly's on a paranoid tear (malware and redirect warning)
(Bold face mine)
"I noticed that individuals posting threats to kill me are using servers in Germany and Spain, just as individuals, who high-jacked my yahoo account about month ago and sent to 5,000 of my friends and supporters bogus e-mails, saying that I am stranded in Spain and attempting to scheme donations this way. From what I know, they were not able to get any money, however they wreaked havoc, they deleted about half of the e-mails in my yahoo address book, they deleted e-mail addresses of all of my donors. They changed all the settings. I had to waste a lot of time on the phone with yahoo security, I had to send a copy of my drivers license to recapture my account. What was probably most unpleasant, was the fact that they deleted e-mail addresses of all of my relatives, including my parents and my brother and sister in law."
Well, ignoring the fact that you have the computer security habits of a long-time sterno drinker on a bender, the "stranded overseas" thing is a very common scam. And since you spam your address and telephone numbers all over the place, it's no wonder they tried it with you.
"I reported that my volunteer web master Lisa Ostella locked me out of my prior web site for my foundation"
You mean the website and domain she owned??
"I got a letter from the Chief Clerk of that Circuit. I hope this Chief Judge Theodor McKee will follow the law, but I am concerned, as he is a Clinton appointee. His life mission is promoting fellow African American professionals, anti discrimination against minorities. As I am the “queen of the birthers” he might be unwilling to do anything."
Translation: "The Judge is biased against me because he's black".
Wow, there's a lot of racist thought by her in that part.
3 March - And one of the more racist commenters at the Pest and eFail, "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet", graduates to his own article.
"Talk about a joke, and we’re living it. The enemy is Islam (creeping socialism?) and what it stands for. Well, what does Islam stand for? Beat your wife and hide the bruises under a burqa. Blame everyone else for your failures except yourself. Keep females prisoners. Hate everyone and never question, ever. Remain meek.
Islam is growing by leaps and bounds. Here in the United States, the ripest recruiting grounds are the prisons. Our prisons are the home of the lost, the violent, the stupid and those who have a real problem with anger management. They are the ones that never knew their father, most likely, because their father is in the same place, but another state. A minority that condones teenage pregnancies. Anyone second the motion for vasectomies?
Most never had a job. Most will never have a job. Most can’t read, write, or speak English. “I been had a hat” and “How old is her?”
There's some pretty blatant racism just in those paragraphs.
"A mind going to Islam is a wasted mind."
There's a pot calling the kettle black.....
3 March - And in Georgia, some lawmakers are now trying to keep from getting birther splashed on them.
"At least a dozen lawmakers have removed their names from a proposal in the Georgia House that would require presidential and vice presidential candidates to prove they were born in the country.
Among representatives that removed their names were Jon Burns of Newington, Penny Houston of Nashville, Tom McCall of Elberton, Ann Purcell of Rincon and Ron Stephens of Savannah. All are Republicans.
“It’s just much more in depth than I originally anticipated,” Stephens said of dropping his support for a measure inspired by the “birther” movement, which believes President Barack Obama was not born in the United States."
3 March - You know, I wish the birtherstani would occasionally work from the same script. Because while Therese Cao and Dr. Kate seem to think this supposed "Muslim Brotherhood" march nutcase Anjem Choudary is planning is somehow proof that Obama is a Muslim or at least siding with them, World Nut Daily said on 27 February that Anjem Choudary actually was threatening Obama for NOT being a Muslim.....
"President Obama must embrace Islam as a way of life or face the consequences of a trial under the Shariah Islamic court system, declared British extremist cleric Anjem Choudary.
Choudary, founder and former chief of two Islamic groups disbanded by the British authorities under anti-terror legislation, is planning a Washington protest later this week in which he says he will call on American Muslims to revolt against the country and implement Shariah law.
Speaking in an interview with investigative reporter Aaron Klein on his program on New York's WABC Radio, Choudary claimed Obama was waging a war against Islam."
You would think these idiots could at least stick to one story line at a time. Oh right, we're talking birthers, never mind.
"Choudary said, "the Muslims don't want democracy and freedom. Democracy and freedom are anathema to Islam and the Shariah."
Turkey seems to disagree with you. As does other Islamic-majority countries with democratically-elected governments.
"Choudary said that at his protest, scheduled to take place Thursday in front of the White House, he will call on Obama and all Americans to "embrace Islam, not only as a religion but as a way of life."
So is he or isn't he?? Geeez, it's all so confusing.....
"Choudary turned his ire back to Obama, claiming the president was committing "crimes" against Muslims in Iraq and in Afghanistan.
He warned Obama: "I do believe that the only way for him to save himself in this life and in the hereafter is to embrace Islam. Islam will eradicate all his sins; he will be like the day his mother gave birth to him. Otherwise, when we do implement the Shariah, obviously he will face the consequences of a trial under the Shariah court."
And this guy is somehow "proof" in Dr. Kate's mind (much less the Pest and eFail), that Obama is a "stealth Muslim"???
Oooooookay then.
"Choudary says he expect thousands to come out to this week's protest, which he said is being organized with the Islamic Thinkers Society, an extremist group based in New York."
Wonder if they'll have as many people as the typical birther rally?
3 March - Hey, it looks like they might have as many people as the typical birther rally after all!
"A rally calling for an extreme version of sharia to reign in America has been canceled by its organizer, British publicity hound Anjem Choudary.
Earlier this week I profiled Choudary, a fringe figure with no public support and a long history of planning provocative events, garnering huge press attention, then not following through. So the cancellation is not a surprise. Nor is it particularly surprising that right-wing media outlets like Fox, the Daily Caller, and WorldNetDaily dutifully provided exhaustive coverage of Choudary's rally."
Oooopsie. So who will Theresa Cao and Dr. Kate protest against now??
Oh, right, they don't need little things like "facts" and "reality" to get in the way of their plans.
3 March - And the parade of unbalanced loons in the Pest and eFail continues. This time it's disgraced attorney and nutcase Leo Patrick Haffey.
"Thus, it is up to We the People to use the power of the 4th Branch of our Government, the Grand Jury, to indict Obama and Gibbs for their crimes against the people.
Concerned citizens in all fifty States should contact your Congressman, Senators, County Sheriff, District Attorney, State Legislators, Governor, and County Grand Jury Foreman and demand that they indict and prosecute BHO and all his local co-conspirators for any and all of the crimes committed by Barack Hussein Obama and his co-conspirators in your State.
If your local public officials will not do their duty and indict BHO, then citizens should form their own Grand Juries as provided by the 5th Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America. Then citizens should exercise their 1st Amendment Rights, as recently discussed by Rush Limbaugh, and march on the White House with thousands of Indictments of BHO and his co-conspirators in hand. Then it will be impossible for the mainstream media to ignore the crimes of Barack Hussein Obama."
Didn't we already see this tried by the birtherstani? And the result was massive and complete failure??
Not only do the birthers fail to learn from history, they fail to learn from their own mistakes. Isn't a definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over again in hopes of a different outcome??
3 March - Dr. Kate isn't even trying to cover up her bitter hatred anymore.
"Barack and Michelle Obama are having so much fun in the White House, thinking they have hoodwinked Americans, that they no longer cover up their cocaine use. In this video, at about the 18 minute mark (although clearly visible throughout her talk) Michelle’s cocaine use becomes evident as she doesn’t even notice the drippy nose until it reaches her lips (h/t evergreen)."
Mind you, the video is actually FROM the White House, which is why Dr. Kate has to spread her dingbat conspiracy crap further.
"Please note, and with care, there may be a virus inside this video at that mark as reported by some viewers here."
Of course, it's not like Dr. Kate has any bias in her, oh no...
Actually the video sounds more like Michele Obama is fighting a cold. Of course that's too simple and nice an explanation for Dr. Kate.
"It appears to me that the only time Michelle Obama looks like she doesn’t have death, persecution, or evil game playing on her mind is when she is on cocaine. The rest of the time she just scowls ugly."
Projection much Dr. Kate??
"The addiction to drugs reveals a much deeper set of personality disorders in each of them, those that are easily manipulated. For the role they have been chosen to fulfill–the denigration, shame, and destruction of the United States–the NWO chose perfectly."
Hmmm....wondering if there's something Dr. Kate's abusing that she shouldn't be. Seems awfully......paranoid to me.
"On balance, when removing the political ideologies of the Obama’s and those who control them, it is their antisocial behavior which is most apparent in everything they touch with regard to the United States. In addition to not being able to do their job without being stoned or drugged up in another way, who they are as people is beginning to rub the majority of Americans the wrong way."
Let's see:
Current Gallup Approval Ratings are at 46%. Let's lay that out shall we?
At day 767 of their first terms, the last six presidents were:
Obama - 48%
GW Bush - 52%
Clinton - 42%
GHW Bush - 89%
Reagan - 40%
Carter - 37%
Average - 51%
Seems like Obama's approval ratings are still around the average at this stage in his presidency - and better than three of the previous presidents on that list.
"Antisocial personality disorder is a pervasive pattern of disregarding and violating the rights of others."
Sounds like what Dr. Kate wants to do, doesn't it?
I'm starting to think Dr. Kate and Lame Cherry are the same person. Because both have an outstanding ability to find a new low and then start digging.


Decision 2012 just blindsided me...Keyboards aren't cheap!!!
Posted by: SueDB | March 03, 2011 at 03:37 PM
Obama visited a memorial that celebrated a victory over British troops?
What, like Independence Hall? How unamerican of him!
Posted by: Lancelot Link | March 03, 2011 at 07:04 PM
Oh Patrick please cut my favorite "nutcase and new age flake Colleen Thomas" a little slack. A great rack will make up for a lot of crazy!
Posted by: milspec | March 03, 2011 at 07:15 PM
> At day 767 of their first terms, the last six presidents were:
You should exclude GHWB from that list, as those approval ratings would have been polled right in the middle of Desert Storm. And as GWB proved, there's nothing like a war to artificially inflate ones approval rating numbers. I can't remember his approval ratings prior to 9/11, but they were tanking hard.
Posted by: KDLarsen | March 03, 2011 at 09:21 PM
He (President Obama) had a father who was virulently anti-colonial, hated the British - might have something to do with the President returning the bust of Winston Churchill back to England.
Lies and bullshite - it had been moved to another room. What gullible fools...
Posted by: SueDB | March 03, 2011 at 10:32 PM
I am convinced that Heather Gabriel is a sockpuppet for squeeky. She is a stealth Obot for sure; her mission is to make anti-obots look incredibly stupid and wacko. She succeeds admirably.
Obama haters may cheer stupid shite like this, but, they are already in the choir. Everyone else cannot help but to scratch the heads while exclaiming: "WTF!"
Posted by: joeymac | March 04, 2011 at 12:15 AM
"Our prisons are the home of the lost, the violent, the stupid and those who have a real problem with anger management."
Except the ones in Monroe County, of course, which are full of upstanding Patriots.
Posted by: Twinx | March 04, 2011 at 07:16 AM
And what's at that link?? Conspiracy nutcase and new age flake Colleen Thomas!
- Just think how smart that woman would be if her breasts were brains -
Posted by: SueDB | March 04, 2011 at 08:04 AM
No surprise that Christian fanatics would take the ravings of a Muslim fanatic like Chourdary seriously. They drink from the same craziness fountain.
Posted by: Origuy | March 04, 2011 at 09:42 AM
I went to the White House website to look for the President's visit to this memorial. He was only there one day, Nov. 9, 2010, and no such visit was listed. He did mention the Battle of Surabaya in his speech at the University of Indonesia. This battle took place in November 1945, after the Japanese surrender. British forces were indeed involved along with Dutch forces, fighting against pro-independence Indonesian soldiers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Surabaya
Which still doesn't explain the sudden outpouring of affection by the Right for colonialism.
Posted by: Origuy | March 04, 2011 at 10:49 AM
- Just think how smart that woman would be if her breasts were brains -
But, imagine if her brains were breasts; she'd be a AAA cup.
Posted by: joeymac | March 04, 2011 at 04:15 PM