Before I go into today's dispatches, I'd like to touch on something someone said at the Fogbow.
The suggestion was made that one of the reasons for the blind hatred many birthers have for Obama is because they see it as personal.
Now part of this may be projection. They personally hate Obama with the heat of a thousand white hot suns. They wish something bad to happen to Obama. Therefore they believe Obama hates THEM personally, that Obama wants something bad to happen to them personally.
Now while Barack Obama has better things to do - like being leader of the free world and President of the United States, in their minds every single negative thing they believe he's doing is directed at they themselves. To the 9/11 truther, mail-order lawyer/dentist, part-time harpist, unemployed hydrologist, poodle-fetishist, disgraced ex-Navy officer, con-artist, former burglar with a self-granted divinity doctorate, bigfoot researcher, and the mixed bag of disgruntled ex-PUMAs, far-right nutjobs, conspiracy kooks, and just plain racists, they see Obama's actions as a direct personally attack.
That's one reason why they dismiss the long form not just as a forgery, but a particularly inept and clumsy forgery. Nevermind that the CIA - much less the "conspiracy" like the New World Order they claim Obama is part of - could have come up with a far better and more believable "forgery" if one was called for.
Partly because their attempts to puff themselves up means belittling anything Obama does (which feeds into their ability to see him as an evil mastermind AND complete incompetent at the very same time). But mostly because in believing it as a forgery, they can justify the giant raised middle finger they see Obama flashing at them and only them.
As I said, it's a form of projection. Since their hatred and anger is personal, they have to believe the President hates them back just as much, is just as angry with them.
And personally, I think he's got better things to do with his time than worry about what some enraged birther's feelings are.
Anyway, today's update includes some news about Charles Dyer. Tracy, aka "KenyanBornObamaAcorn" has branched out from spewing lies in comments sections to spewing lies on YouTube. She's starting to occupy the same ecological niche in the birther biosphere that Linda Starr once occupied.
We have a two-fer of crazy, as Holy Cao tells us who her NEW, non-court appointed attorney is - if said attorney can get Pro Hac Vice status. And not to be outdone, James Manning has a telephone bromance with Walter Fitzpatrick.
Birthers continue to fall for the San Diego Reader parody article, while a local news station calls them out on it. Terry Lakin comes home to an airport filled with tens of supporters.
The Pest and eFail reminds their readers that sedition starts at the local level, though they're not adverse to a violent overthrow happening on the national level either. Dr. Orly complains that some debunking attorneys have a better knowledge of the law than she does. Which isn't true, because almost anyone has a better knowledge of the law than Dr. Orly. And Donald Trump decides that being a tribble mobility scooter is a higher calling than being President.
27 April - KOCO-TV reports that deliberations could start in the child abuse case of Oathkeeper, militia member, and birther Charles Dyer.
"An Oklahoma jury could begin deliberations on Wednesday in a case of severe child abuse.
Charles Dyer is charged with sexually assault in an incident involving a 7-year-old girl last year.
The girl testified in a closed courtroom about what happened"
12 May - Conspiracy birther and general wingnut Tracy, AKA "KenyanBornObamaAcorn", has her own video on "Political Prisoner" Lakin.
"Was POLITICAL PRISONER Terry Lakin setup and railroaded by Obama & his network of OBOTS?
Everyone who has followed the Lakin Trial KNOWS that he did not get a fair trial. But, is it possible that he was setup and had an attorney pushed on him that was working for Obama? After all my research, it seems to look like JUST that! This should be some good evidence for Lakin to use, if there is an appeal!"
Note, Tracy has a grudge against the debunking site "The Fogbow" due to her inability to answer questions posed to her when her lies were challenged.
12 May - We have an update on Thersea Cao. And Holy Cao is it a doozy.
"Theresa Cao, the only American Citizen who stood up against the Treason of the Obama regime, including all branches of the U.S. Government, on January 6, 2011, at the Capitol House of Representatives Gallery, could not find an Attorney who is willing to help her defend “God, Country and the Constitution of the U.S.”, until now."
Well, you've been burning though court-appointed public defenders because they won't agree to use your mish-mash of sovereign citizen bulldada and birther crap.
"Theresa Cao’s, newly assigned Public Defender, Attorney Mark Goldstone, refused to file a Motion for Continuance, for Pro hac vice, Attorney Orly Taitz, [Is now] to be my lead Counsel, working with Attorney Goldstone."
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blink.
BLINK
*falls on the floor howling with laughter*
Oh. My. Gods. Holy Cao wants Dr, Orly to be her attorney, and wants her public defender to sign off on Dr. Orly's pro hac vice status.
People, I couldn't have made this one up no matter how much NyQuil I drank first.
"Ms. Cao believes that the Prosecution/U.S. Government and Judge Marisa Demeo, and of course, Obama and his New World Order thugs are afraid of “Discovery” of all of Obama’s documents, which he has kept hidden, since his first Executive Order in office as POTUS-Usurper."
Well, you can believe in purple pinstriped fairy unicorns that fart glitter and gold dust as well, but it won't make those real either.
"If the court system does not grant the request for Attorney Orly Taitz to represent me Pro hac vice, Ms. Cao is currently also contacting Attorneys Klukowski and Blackwell, for their legal expertise in Constitutional Law to establish the Supreme Law of the Land, the Constitution of the United States.
Attorneys Klukowski & Blackwell, co-authored the 2010 release, The Blueprint: Obama’s Plan to Subvert the Constitution & to Build an Imperial Presidency."
Good luck with that skippy.
"My “Public Pretender-Defender” is telling me that if I pursue a Jury Trial, my odds for losing the trial is high, as most D.C. jurors are liberals, African-American, and left-wing."
Biased much??
"He also stated that since Obama showed his Long Form Birth Certificate on 04.27.2011, that this evidence will “hurt my case.” Why would Attorney Goldstone make this statement, if the “birther” issue is irrelevant [per his statement to me]??"
Because unlike you, he's operating in reality?
"Lastly, once again, not one so-called “Patriot” who talk the talk, all day long, none of whom showed up for my case hearings [except for the first arraigment hearing in which so-called Pastor” Manning came on 01-19-2011, along with other attention-seekers] came to assist in witnessing the events my current Status Hearing."
"Wahhh!! Where are my birther comrades?? Where are my fellow birther jihaddists??? Wahhh!!"
"Their behavior shows me, that they are so beyond pathetic and that there is no true courage in them all; they are so scared of Obama, so scared of taking a real-public stand against Obama’s “tryrannical dictatorship!”"
"WAHHHH!!!! THEY'RE NOT LEAVING THEIR KEYBOARDS TO COME HELP ME!! WAHHH!! MOMMMY!!!!!!"
12 May - The birther / tea party case Purpura v Sebelius is off to appeals.
"05/12/2011 33 NOTICE OF APPEAL as to 31[RECAP] Opinion, 32[RECAP] Order on Motion for Summary Judgment, Order on Motion to Dismiss by DONALD R. LASTER, JR, NICHOLAS E. PURPURA. Filing fee $ 455, receipt number TRE011068. The Clerk's Office hereby certifies the record and the docket sheet available through ECF to be the certified list in lieu of the record and/or the certified copy of the docket entries. (Attachments: # 1 Exhibit 1)(mmh) (Entered: 05/13/2011)"
(Scribd link here)
"The District Court action stripped Petitioners' of their Constitutional Rights and virtually
erased the Constitution, Statutory law, as well as rendered Circuit and Supreme Court precedent null and void."
And failed to give them a pony too!
12 May - Not to be out-crazied by the pairing of Cao and Dr. Orly, James Manning interviews Walter Fitzpatrick.
Fitzpatrick seems to think that federal investigators and federal grand juries have accepted his "treason" nastygram as legitimate. He also mentions Obama being "declared by a military official" as being a "foreign-born domestic terrorist". Since Fitzpatrick is the one making that declaration, it tends to support the increasing amount of evidence that Fitzpatrick seems to think he's still in the military. He's also wanting other federal grand juries to act on his charges if the two in Knoxville don't.
Fitzpatrick calls Obama a "street punk drug criminal", to which Manning, not to be outdone, calls Obama a "long-legged mack daddy. He's a pimp I'm not being funny, I'm not being facetious, I'm not being satirical. The man is a PIMP, Lt. Commander... he's a street pimp."
And, just to make sure he stays on the FBI's watch list, Fitzpatrick ends with:
"...we are in very terrible trouble as a country and we're going to have to stand up and from the bottom up, fight shoulder to shoulder, standing with you and Elizabeth to take our country back."
(Manning's wife is Elizabeth).
Fitzpatrick comes across as calm and matter of fact, but remember he's talking to a fellow traveler in birtherstan.
13 May - "Rumor Mill News" is the latest one to call for the San Diego Reader parody article.
13 May - Salon covers the release of ex-inmate Lakin.
"Unlike the folks over at WorldNetDaily, who have been enriched by years of pumping up birtherism, Lakin's commitment to the conspiracy both torpedoed his career and put his family in financial peril. His website notes:
"Please consider making a special gift at this critical time. We have been able to provide for the family's monthly expenses, but contributions have dropped off since the release of the proposed birth document by the Obama administration."
Can anyone imagine a more tragic story emerging from the birther carnival?"
Bed. Made. Lie.
14 May - The NBC affiliate in San Diego reports on the birthers who fell for the San Diego Reader parody.
"The Post & Email ran a twice-updated retraction Friday morning after it said it spoke to a San Diego Reader secretary who told them the article was "completely fake."
Dr. Orly Taitz Esquire, a blog that coins itself as the “World’s Leading Obama Eligibility Challenge Web Site,” posted the San Diego Reader story on its site and Facebook account Friday morning.
While some readers were strung along, others commented on the Facebook page that the story was a satire, and within six hours, the story appeared to be removed from the site.
An extract of the San Diego Reader piece was also published early Friday morning on UnlawfulPresident.com beneath the headline: “Obama snubbed by school for fraud birth certificate.”"
14 May - The National Institute of Military Justice blog has a comment about Lakin's homecoming.
"For those in the DC area who are bored today, you might want to head to BWI for the LTC Terrence Lakin hero's welcome home. Having completed his confinement term at Ft. Leavenworth, he is homeward bound. You'll remember Lakin as the Army Pentagon doctor who sacrified his once-promising career on the altar of the "birthers," rather than deploying to Afghanistan. Now that President Obama has revealed his "long-form" birth certificate proving that Obama was, indeed, born in Hawaii, Lakin seeks a presidential pardon for his court-martial conviction.
The BWI scene ought to be quite the spectacle, but, alas, I believe I have papers to grade or a flower bed to weed at that time. I'll save that trip to the airport for the real heroes returning from that deployment to Afghanistan that Lakin refused."
14 May - At the Pest and eFail, since they haven't gotten their people's revolt or the military coup, and since we haven't had any states secede from Union, I guess the next step is to have counties declare independence!
"We have learning that the entirety of our municipal, state, and federal government, its agencies, laws and courts, Wall Street, our fiat monetary system, certain international powers and some of the worlds military are aligned against us, and that inhumane technologies are likely being employed to thin our ranks while our own military is purposely being distracted by fighting endless un-winnable wars"
Conspiracy much?
"There are some 3300 counties in this land. Within each county are at least a few Liberty minded individuals knowledgeable about the early history of the united States of America and its founding fathers, who might be persuaded to lead a local organization in the creation and operation of a facility that can and will secure and protect the Liberty and wealth of the People, one based on Common Law and its courts, juries and remedies."
Ah, so they're calling for a cabal of like-minded idiots to rise up, overthrow the elected officials in their home counties, and set up home rule over their neighbors.
Sounds like an interesting recipe for anarchy to me.
Oh and look in comments. Just in case you had doubts about Rondeau being a seditionist:
"Sharon Rondeau says:
Sunday, May 15, 2011 at 11:27 AM
From Zeb:
More and more Americans are waking up to the fact that playing in the federal sandbox is a waste of time but are realizing reality based on history whereby taking our Nation back must start at the community level."
(snip)
"A writer for NewsWithViews has proposed yet another parallel effort to Oath Keepers and the writings of Vieira. Evensen will involve veterans from both military and law enforcement to work at the community level. Eversen is advocating a more militant or aggressive effort, which may be the fore runner of Vieira’s well regulated militias, or not. We are on the cusp, in many areas, especially rural areas, of folks having had enough and are willing to do things bordering on anarchy to do something about it."
(snip)
"Visualize the hundreds of thousands of Americans who died in this brother against brother “war”. See history being repeated, now."
And then there's
"Dan O'Brien says:
Sunday, May 15, 2011 at 9:20 PM
Linda – try http://usa-the-republic.com/index.html
Also, look at his http://www.14th-amendment.com website for “The Amendment That Never Existed”"
And links to a site by sovereign citizen "Gordon Epperly" complete with a proclamation saying the reconstruction amendments are invalid. Including that pesky 14th amendment.
The PDF of said proclamation is here. Along with this charmer:
"As the Fourteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was expressly rejected by more than one-forth (1⁄4) of the lawful States in Union, we find ourselves with a defacto President of the United States as Barack Obama is not a “natural born citizen” as required by Article II, Section 1, Clause 5, of the U.S. Constitution. /51 All legislation signed into law and judicial appointments made by Barack Obama must be declared to be null and void ab initio."
And the basis for this?
"51/ Barack Obama is of Negro descent and as such, he cannot be a U.S. citizen (see Dred Scott v. Sanford, 60 U.S. 393). Even if the Fourteenth Amendment was found to be a legitimate Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, Barack Obama would still only be a “native born” citizen of the United States. As Barack Obama’s father was not a citizen of the United States, Obama’s birth in the United States does not make him a “natural born” citizen, but made him a “native born” citizen. “Native born” citizens and “natural born” citizens are not the same nor do they have the same status under the U.S. Constitution. The requirement for the Office of the President of the United States does not recognize “native born” citizens as a qualification for Office."
So a mix of de Vattelism, neo-Confederacy, and good old fashioned racism here.
And notice lately the birthers have become really fond of citing the Dred Scott decision?
And then there's this part here:
"These “Electors” and the “Members” elected to the several “State Constitutional Conventions,” were made up of the “COLORED RACE.” They did not have the “lawful status” of a citizen of a State or of a “citizen” of the United States nor did they have any Political Rights of “Suffrage” under any law of any State for want of an Amendment to the United States Constitution. Any ”Acts of Law” coming from those State Conventions or any Legislatures that were convened under the “Reconstruction Acts” of 1867 are unconstitutional and must be declared so by proper authority."
and
"The U.S. Constitution, 14th Amendment is being applied by the U.S. Congress and the Federal Courts as a tool of war upon the States and their citizens. Even the Negro population has been made a victim of the 14th Amendment in that they were forcefully taken from their homeland and made citizens of the United States by birth and not the choice of free will."
Funny, they were "forcefully taken from their homeland" BEFORE the 14th Amendment was ever thought up, and NOT for the purposes of being forced to become "citizens of the United States" either.
Yet. someone who supports this crap ended up writing for the Pest and eFail. And Rondeau wonders why people think she's racist.......
14 May - Is somebody having fun with the birthers?? From the comments on that San Diego Reader parody:
"Thank you for reporting this. We are covering it at:
http://conservativefactcheck.com/content/articles/3
The analysis of our own expert, "Techdude," also confirms the brave high school students' findings.
Chuck Rogers
By ConservativeFactCheck 8:36 p.m., May 14, 2011"
"TechDude", eh???
BTW, TechDude doesn't appear in the article that they provide the URL for, but one the links in said article is to Atlas Shrugs. Almost a pity, it might have been fun to see the return of TechDude......
14 May - And we have an "Eyewitness" report at Free Republic on Lakin's homcoming.
"Terry Lakin is home! After Action Report
Vanity | Cyclotic
Posted on May 14, 2011 9:55:26 AM PDT by cyclotic
My family just had th ehonor of meeting Lt. Col. Terry Lakin at Baltimore Washington International Airport as he arrived home.
We were priviledged to assist the Terry Lakin Action Fund by helping staff the Welcome Home.
As we arrived at BWI, we got to baggage claim a few minutes before an Honor Flight of WWII vets arrived to tour the WWII Memorial. There were a few dozen of us ready to welcome Terry Lakin home so as the vets arrived, the claim area erupted in applause.
A while later, Terry arrived to cheers from the crowd of about 100. I spoke with people who had come many miles, including PA, OK, FL, VA. He seemed to be in good spirits and anxious to spend some time with his family.
Great crowd, promised protesters of course stayed home."
Complete with Video!
Funny, I don't see 100 people.....
14 May - Unlicensed "pastoral therapist" Sam Sewell pimps Tracy, AKA "KenyanBornObamaAcorn" latest video, throwing in his three cents.
"Fogbow has 16 pages in what is wrong with me. I have never run into such nastiness and fallacious information."
By "nastiness and fallacious information" he means "reported the facts and truth" about him.
14 May - And we have a video from KMBC-TV where they talk with Lakin.
What's interesting is Lakin's response to the reporter about the long form. Quote:
"Had that been done sooner, I woudln't have . . . this whole ordeal would not have happened for me."
Now, bear in mind that, until the appeals process ends, Lakin is still under UCMJ. And as such, may be restrained in expressing any harder birther commmentary due to that fact. However, maybe jail time served as a wake up call? Hard to say.
14 May - The Pest and eFail posts an article by Greg Easley
(Bold face mine)
"Today we are witnessing what could be America’s last stand against the onslaught of relentless hatred for our nation because it represents a challenge like no other in history for its wealth of resource and its threat to power hungry elites. It has been brewing for more than 100 years and we are fast approaching that moment of no return as the Progressive left circles its wagons around our bastion of freedom."
And this claim is based on what exactly??
"Today I am looking for one of those, someone who will lead our last stand before America is fractioned into its slightest parts and sold or stolen as spoils of an economic, religious and ideological war against its citizenry. Enemies of state like the Council On Foreign Relations (CFR) and its Federal Reserve Bank, God fearing atheists and tyrannical Muslims and his delusional grand self, Barrack Hussein Obama. "
So Atheists, Jews, Muslims, and Obama himself then is somehow to blame for all of this.
Or, alternately, it's quite likely you're completely delusional.
"These are our enemies in this sickest of all battles for our nation. It is sick because it claims no sanity and no valid purpose or legitimate humanity. It is purely greed and lust soiled in perversion and fraud by those who want it all and those who do not intend to share the bounty of our great land with those who built it with the labor of their hands and souls."
But enough about the Koch brothers.
"Obama is a shell of a man who has no country of his own. He makes bold illegitimate claims on America while denying his real heritage in a race to disguise himself to our eyes but only succeeds in defining himself as something that America has always despised – the despot."
"...denying his real heritage", eh? Whatever could you mean?? *rolls eyes*
"His mindless chatter is mind numbing to a nation in need of leadership and vision."
It's funny how they can make Obama out to be this evil mastermind bent on the destruction of the United States and then use lines like "mindless chatter" as well.
"Like Custer we are surrounded by a familiar foe but unlike him we lack an understanding or clear expectation of so great a hazard. Our enemies are our peers, children, grandchildren, priests, teachers, bankers, leaders, and neighbors: these are our own and this should not be so. "
Why do I get the feeling he's listing everyone who disagreed with him or suggested he get help for his delusion??
"Our nation has been perverted deliberately with sex, atheism, racism, bigotry and lies."
I will pause for a moment to deal with the concept of a Pest and eFail writer complaining about "racism, bigotry, and lies" So by his account, the Pest and eFail is only 3/5th perverted! YOU'RE NOT TRYING PEOPLE!!!
"So here we are, at that moment of recognition that we must make a Last Stand or perish."
*Sniff* What's that I smell?? That rancid stench??
"Our nation trembles, not from fear, but disgust of the one who would be king."
Current Presidential Approval rating, according to Gallup as of 16 May 2011
Obama - 49%
GW Bush - 66%
Clinton - 47%
GHW Bush - 77%
Reagan - 43%
Carter - 32%
Boy, they must have REALLY loathed Clinton, Reagan, and Carter then!
"Obama will muster his army of communist union thugs, racist hate groups, illegals, greedy bankers and his state run media to squash the remaining life out of our nation."
Translation - "Wahhh! People might still vote for the scary black man!!"
"Unless all Americans stand together to defeat not only Obama but all those complicit in the communist takeover of our nation, we will see a Red Dawn in America. It is part of the plan – to divide, conquer and destroy us from within. They intend to bring us to our knees and force us to accept their mark of savior. Should we not, they would relish our insurrection and would use it and their army of malcontents to legally kill us in the streets."
Paranoid much??
"Obama has no friends – just cohorts of immorality and hatred for the common man and freedom. Obama is not a “great guy.” He is a liar and a Vampire in disguise. "
I'm pretty sure Obama casts a reflection in a mirror.
"Obama is not only ineligible to be president, he is ineligible to be an American period!"
"WAHHH!! Why is the scary black man in my country??? Make him go away!!"
"The next Presidential election is only 18 months away. It will come upon you quickly as you concentrate on your survival from the onslaught of daunting inflation and unemployment or remain distracted in favor of your family needs and pastimes. To ignore this election, to be unprepared for it endangers our survival. If we lose in 2012, the death of America will be permanent. Only a World War of our choosing and our control can bring it back."
Why yes, yes that foul stench is getting stronger......
"The first world war fought on our homeland. Millions will suffer or die and America will look like Europe or Japan after the holocaust of WWII, another One World Order war. Every single action taken by Obama reveals his intent – he will be your Dictator. You will be forced to invoke a war against the Red Dawn of communism on you own land or you will be his slave."
Wow, overblown much??
"Presidents do not incite racist or ideological riots."
True. However, the racist or ideological riots I'm seeing here are incited by birthers and some teahaddists.
"2012: Our Red Dawn moment or Obama’s Pearl Harbor?
It is up to us. Obama does not lead our country. He defiles it"
Yep, that smell is getting much stronger.....
"His droning chatter rings in our ears like sword against shield announcing his war against us. "
Again, you can't paint someone as an evil mastermind and then use lines like "droning chatter". It just doesn't work that way.
"We need Constitutional Conservatives to be our 300, to stand against the onslaught of communists led by Obama and his horde of entrenched gofers and xenophobic pandemics. "
O RLY???
"Martial law will be everywhere and Red Dawn will begin with state secessions and large movements of our population to confederate unions against tyranny."
"The Condederacy will rise again!!!!"
"Will this be our Last Stand or Obama’s Pearl Harbor as our sleeping giant again awakens against tyranny and invokes its sovereignty with the Second American Revolution? We must survive and “Sentence them to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness.” "
Yep, I'm smelling treason and sedition alright.
"The Time Has Come – You Must Choose: On Your Knees or On your Feet!"
And linked to a video that's a mix of scary images from the Middle East and a black and white speech Ronald Reagan gave for the Goldwater campaign on 27 October 1964. (Ironically, Reagan and Goldwater both would be rejected by today's GOP and far right.)
"We can begin by demanding a Congressional Investigation of Barrack Hussein Obama."
Oh look. It's the "Second American Revolution" site "The 4th Awakening" again.
"Meanwhile we must wrench our children from the grasp of the nation killers that march through our streets, burn our Flags and defile our monuments of faith, tradition, honor and service. We must do this before they are lost to us and themselves and the Republic which must stand."
Yeah! How dare those kids presume to think for themselves or voice an opinion different from mine! Who do they think they are, American citizens or something??
14 May - "Arbutus Patch" does a story about Lakin's homecoming
"The White House last month released a long form birth certificate for Obama from a Hawaii hospital, largely putting the debate to rest, but Lakin’s supporters said they were unconvinced of Obama’s status as a natural-born U.S. citizen.
The long-form document “is a forgery,” said Linda Mercaldo of Staten Island, NY. “There is enough evidence now to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that this man in the White House is a pretender and a fraud.”
Two fact-checking groups, FactCheck.org and PolitiFact, have concluded the certification of live birth was authentic, according to The New York Times. A reporter for The Honolulu Advertiser also found two separate newspaper announcements of the president’s birth, one in The Advertiser on Aug. 13, 1961, and another in The Honolulu Star-Bulletin the next day. Both carried the words “Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama, 6085 Kalanianaole Highway, son, Aug. 4,” The Times reported.
“I’m excited that [Lakin] is home, but heartbroken that he went [to prison] at all,” said Tonya Franklin of Chicago, one of the supporters at the airport. “I believe he’s still dedicated to the cause and believes in the Constitution.”"
There are pictures and video at the article. The biggest crowdshot I found was this:
Doesn't look like 100 people to me. I count about 30.
14 May - More pictures of Lakin's homecoming. I still don't see 100 though. However...
The woman in the beige jacket at the left with the starry sign? That's "No Nonsense Nancy" from Dr. Kate's cesspool.
And this is Tracy, aka "KenyanBornObamaAcorn" And she still seems to have love in her heart for convicted forger Lucas Smith's fake Kenyan birth certificate.
So a cadre of c-list birthers. No Dr. Orlys, Philip Bergs, James Mannings, or any of the other usual crowd of attention whores.
15 May - At the Pest and eFail, seditionist Neal Turner comments that Lakin got some mainstream cover, but whines it wasn't what he wanted.
"Although the reporter, Dan Weinbaum, speaks insultingly about LTC Lakin being ‘an icon within the ‘Birther’ movement’, he does call them ‘those folks who for varied reasons don’t believe Obama is eligible to be president.’ Imagine that. An ABC TV news source saying ‘eligibility’ instead of ‘he’s a citizen’, or ‘born in the U.S. of A.’"
Yeah, imagine them actually reporting that it's a wider group of conspiracy nuts!
"However, on cue, like a mesmerized robot, Mr. Wienbaum has the audacity to show the recently posted (by the White House), blatantly fraudulent, so-called ‘Long Form Birth Certificate’ for the purported-to-be Barack Hussein Obama, II – as proof that LTC Lakin was wrong, and that Obama has now been shown himself to be ‘eligible’. "
You mean the one validated by the State of Hawaii??
"That document is so badly Photo-shop produced that even a fifth-grader with a cheap computer can see it."
Might want to mention that to the State of Hawaii then.
"It is so blatantly bad, it can be considered a Declaration of War on the Constitution and the American people!"
Oooh, I smell sedition.
"While the release of the Certificate of Live Birth for Mr. Obama may satisfy the media and the Congress for a month or two, the national uproar over the White House’s posting of the blatantly fraudulent ‘Long Form Birth Certificate’ should be the beginning of the end for Barack Obama/Barry Soetoro and his treasonous reign as usurper and Commander in Chief"
"Wahhh! He's STILL THERE!! The scary black man is STILL THERE!! Why isn't he gone yet????"
15 May - Dr. Kate posts a birther video from a Dr. Herb Titus, with this comment:
"The quality required of the President and Commander in chief in the Constitution is singular, undivided, unalienable allegiance to the United States. That characteristic is inherent in a natural born citizen, born of the nation to two parents who are its citizens."
Allegiance - or patriotism for that matter - is not something mystically transmitted at birth upon the child. However, the birthers seem to think it's some gene complex in the DNA.
"There is a ‘gut check’ happening all over America today.
Patriots, it is time to force the investigation."
And what does she mean by "force the investigation"?? Well, remember that Pest and eFail article I noted earlier by Greg Easley? The one with the Red Dawn imagry and suggesting strongly of a citizens revolt?? The one full of treasonberries and sedition goodness??
That's what she links to.
And among the floaters:
"Troy
May 15, 2011 at 4:43 pm
I’m curious about something, lurking Obots….How do you feel knowing that your boy, Barry, has perpetrated this crime?….
Well, your use of the term "boy" is a pretty strong tell-tale about your tendancies. But that being said, it's simple.
Since I have been writing about this from summer of 2008 on, I have yet to see a single piece of credible evidence, facts, or anything based in reality to back any of your claims about Obama and the crimes he's supposedly committed. While I can't say I have agreed with Obama 100% of the time, neither can I see the crimes you keep insisting he's committed. In light of that fact, I can't say I feel anything about his having "perpetrated this crime" because no crime as been committed.
"Are you embarrassed by him?…."
No reason to be, no. He still has to earn my vote in 2012, but I've been mostly happy with his first term in office.
"Or are you breathing a sigh of relief because he has gotten away with it so far?…Look at your self in the mirror when you answer the question."
I look at myself in the mirror when I shave every day. I'm happy with what I see. Plus, I get to spend time with my family and friends, whereas you all seem to be alienating both from your lives.
"You see, it’s not about race or REPs -vs- DEMs….It’s about a fa king criminal getting away with crimes….If you are happy about a crooked person getting away with his crimes, then you deserve to be the direct recipient of a criminal act….Say for instance, getting gang raped up the ass…."
Boy now there's a false equivalency. "You better believe everything we say, or you deserve something horrible to happen to you!!"
"RacerJim
May 16, 2011 at 8:46 am
A college student Obot nephew of mine could care less that his little boy wonder Obama has perpetrated this, or any other crime…is not the least bit embarrassed by him…is breathing normally because he doesn’t believe Obama has gotten away with anything untoward thus far…and smiles at himself in a mirror when he answers the question."
And what did I just say about the birthers alienating their family and friends??
"And to me he says “People like you are sad, truely sad”
And he's right too.
"Tenacity
May 16, 2011 at 9:58 am
... We must escalate strategy…real critical thinking. If we don’t take sensible risks now, we will lose everything in short order. Kate is right, We the People must do what is necessary. Step 1, STOP BELIEVING THE LIES!!!!! I will step off my soap box before I say too much in this public forum."
"what is necessary", eh??
"jane
May 16, 2011 at 8:18 am
Isn’t the military supposed to remove the usurper?
They have the authority so why aren’t they?"
"WAHHH! I WANT MY MILITARY COUP!!! WHERE'S MY MILITARY COUP??? MOMMMY!!!
"borderraven
May 16, 2011 at 12:22 pm
...The US military has the power, but lacks the authority to remove a sitting president. The courts could find the president guilty of a felony and Congress may impeach the president, but removing the president from office by military force is not a legal option.
The military would have to go full rogue to pull off a military coup de etat. Maybe a person in the presidential line of succession, like Vice President or Speaker of the House, would take command, but only if the Joint Chiefs and Secret Service agree."
Wow, Borderraven almost gets something right for a change.
15 May - Dr. Orly seems to be upset that there are other attorneys who are not only predicting the results of her courtroom failures, but are showing far more knowledge of the law then she does. (malware and redirect warning) Mind you, my daughter's Groovy Girl dolls show far more knowledge of the law than Dr. Orly does.
"MORE ON ATTORNEYS, ENGAGED IN OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE, WHERE THEY ARE ATTACKING ME AND OTHER PATRIOTS IN ORDER TO ALLOW OBAMA TO CONTINUE RESIDING IN THE WH WITH A FORGED BC AND INVALID SSN ID
Posted on | May 15, 2011"
O RLY??
"I just talked to observers from New Orleans. they confirmed that it was indeed Mitzi Lynn Craig Torri, who was at the hearing. She introduced herself as an employee of the department of treasury. Why is an employee of the department of treasury, not doing her job at the department of treasury, but rather hanging out at my hearings and later posting nasty remarks?"
Maybe taking a break from work to stop by and watch the freak show??
"I remember, that after I incorporated my foundation in Ca as a not for profit, I applied for the 501C3 with the IRS. I was given a run around and the most unreasonable request: I was told to submit all of the paperwork from my law suits. Clearly I could not submit thousands of pages and I knew that it was just a game"
Or, more than likely, you just screwed up the paperwork as usual, and are looking for someone to blame for it.
"I wonder, if it was Mitzi Torri’s hand, as an employee of the IRS. Just like Scott Tepper, who I believe might be posting as “sterngard friegen” to write to CA state bar, to try to attack my license. I am wondering if Tepper is paid."
I'm wondering if you check under the bed and in the closet each night to make sure there are no "Obots" lurking in the shadows.
16 May - Peter Boyles interviews Terry Lakin.
(MP3 download here)
Lakin seems to be waffling now. He's happy about the long form release, but now thinks that other agencies need to determine if it's valid. (sounds like he got an earfull of the long form forgery claims after his release).
Boyles seems to be under the impression that 12-13 states have PASSED birther bills, when in fact not a single one has been signed into law.
Impressive amount of stupid on display.
16 May - Based on the summary of bills passed, Missouri's birther bill seems to be gone.
(PDF here)
Remember when the birthers were talking about the wave of bills that would be passed to stop Obama from being on the ballot in 2012??
Not so much it seems.
16 May - About this time last month, Donald Trump was the birtherstani's Great White Hope, that was going to knock Obama out and take the White House in 2012.
Now?? Looks like he's not running after all.
"After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the presidency," Trump said in a statement.
With his typical bravado, Trump maintained that he would have won the Republican primary and the general election, but recognized that "running for public office cannot be done half-heartedly."
"Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector," Trump said in the statement."
I'm expecting the incoherent screams of rage from the birthers, followed by calls to convict Trump as a traitor, and claims that Obama somehow "got to him'" or he was "part of the conspiracy" any second now.
16 May - In the appeal of Keyes/Drake/Barnett v Obama, Dr. Orly files a......I'm not sure what to call it.
"05/16/2011 48 Filed (ECF) Appellants Capt. Pamela Barnett, Richard Norton Bauerbach, Capt. Robin D. Biron, Col. John D. Blair, Mr. David L. Bosley, Ms. Loretta G. Bosley, Capt. Harry G. Butler, Rep. Glenn Casada, Jennifer Leah Clark, Timothy Comerford, Charles Crusemire, Thomas S. Davidson, Rep. Cynthia Davis, Matthew Michael Edwards, Lt. Jason Freese, Mr. Kurt C. Fuqua, Officer Clint Grimes, Julliett Ireland, D. Andrew Johnson, Israel D. Jones, Timothy Jones, Alan Keyes, Ph. D., David Fullmer LaRoque, Gail Lightfoot, Lita M. Lott, Major David Grant Mosby, Steven Kay Neuenschwander, Frank Niceley, Robert Lee Perry, Col. Harry Riley, Sgt. Jeffrey Wayne Rosner, Capt. David Smithey, John Bruce Steidel, Douglas Earl Stoeppelwerth, Rep. Eric Swafford, Capt. Neil B. Turner, Richard E. Venable, Jeff Graham Winthrope and Mark Wriggle in 10-55084 citation of supplemental authorities. Date of service: 05/16/2011. [7752698] [10-55084, 09-56827] (OT)"
(Scribd link here)
"Attention clerk of the court :On May 2, 2011 undersigned conducted oral argument in the above captioned case in front of Honorable Justices Berzon, Fisher and Pregerson. Please, see below additional information per FRAP 28 (j).
On May 11, 2011 Judge Joseph Wilkinson in Eastern District of Louisiana issued an order granting leave of court to file my Reply to opposition to intervene in case10-1663 Hornbeck v Salazar. (Exhibit 1)_Reply and exhibits were filed. Decision regarding motion to intervene was issued on May 12, 2011. "
Funny how she fails to mention the judge heard her claims, and then dismissed them out of hand.
"Exhibits provided in Hornbeck v Salazar, particularly sworn affidavit of typographic and scanning machines expert, Mr. Douglas Vogt, provide irrefutable proof that Mr. Obama indeed posted on the official site WhiteHouse.gov a forgery and not a true and correct copy of an original birth certificate, issued in 1961."
Based on the writings of a man who claims to have found the real Mount Ararat and developed a multidimensional theory of reality.
"I believe that the forgery, submitted by Mr. Obama, possibly included a birth certificate number, originally issued to one Virginia Sunahara, born August 4,1961 in Wahaina hospital and transferred to Kapiolani hospital, due to medical complications, and deceased at Kapiolani and around August 5, 1961. In addition to vital records for Mr. Obama, previously requested in this complaint, I am requesting a court order of discovery of vital records of deceased Virginia Sunahara, as well as birth certificate for Mr. Obama’s half sister, Maya Soetoro, believed to be issued under statute 338-17 for a foreign born child of a Hawaiian resident."
Somehow, I don't think this demand is going to impress the appeals court judges any.


"I remember, that after I incorporated my foundation in Ca as a not for profit, I applied for the 501C3 with the IRS. I was given a run around and the most unreasonable request: I was told to submit all of the paperwork from my law suits."
Well, since I do not believe that the purpose of Orly's "foundation" would qualify for 501(c)(3) status anyway, I could imagine the the IRS was following up Part 3 and 4 of the form 1023.
"Section 501(c)(3) requires that your organizing document state your exempt purpose(s), such as charitable,religious, educational, and/or scientific purposes. Check the box to confirm that your organizing document meets this requirement. Describe specifically where your organizing document meets this requirement, such as a reference to a particular article or section in your organizing document. Refer to the instructions for exempt purpose language. Location of Purpose Clause (Page, Article, and Paragraph):"
"Using an attachment, describe your past, present, and planned activities in a narrative. If you believe that you have already provided some of this information in response to other parts of this application, you may summarize that information here and refer to the specific parts of the application for supporting details. You may also attach representative copies of newsletters, brochures, or similar documents for supporting details to this narrative. Remember that if this application is approved, it will be open for public inspection. Therefore, your narrative description of activities should be thorough and accurate. Refer to the instructions for information that must be included in your description."
I pity the poor IRS employee who had to go through her application.
Posted by: Northland10 | May 16, 2011 at 05:30 PM
. . . deceased at Kapiolani and around August 5, 1961 . . .
The remains of The Birthers are truly depraved. Have they started harassing the family yet?
Posted by: Bob | May 16, 2011 at 06:13 PM
Wow...the Crazy Cau story just gets even loopier! Oh, if only the grant Orly as her representative and put that in front of a jury!
No theater of the absurd screenplay could compete with that courtroom drama!
Well, at least we had that for the entertaining portion of live in Birtheristan.
The rest of them spouting sedition and clear racism more and more openly is...just beyond revolting. At some point, we're going to see some of those couch warriors pull another Von Brunn...
Just sickening.
Posted by: G | May 16, 2011 at 07:25 PM
And notice lately the birthers have become really fond of citing the Dred Scott decision?
The racist first stop...
Posted by: SueDB | May 16, 2011 at 07:56 PM
Didn't No-Nonsense-Nancy go to Berg's DC rally too? You know, her solution to every issue is to get a million people together and march somewhere, but at least she walks the walk herself -- literally. Now if she would only notice that the other 999,999 people aren't marching with her.
Posted by: MaryRC | May 16, 2011 at 09:14 PM
Yeah? What if the scary black man really is scary? What if he wants to take away all of your freedom, all of your future and the future of your children? What if the scary black man is actually a communist plant usurper planning to destroy your country, your religion, your life?
The WH release of a phony long form BC is not even a good forgery, with obvious manipulations of truth that the MSM touts as true, done, nothing to see here....just move along and don't you dare question the "one" or you may end up in prison like Lt.Col.Lakin or worse. And what if the scary black man is not even a black man.
Posted by: msbetz | May 16, 2011 at 10:12 PM
msbetz - And what if the moon was made of green cheese, and cows gave chocolate milk. What if mead fell like rain, and fairy unicorns farted glitter??
All of those would be as likely as what you claim.
You claim "forgery". However, the State of Hawaii actually confirms it, confirms the custody chain, and links TO the document in question. The conspiracy minded would claim that State officals are in on the scam. Those in the reality-based community (including the courts) would state otherwise.
BTW, you want to see the physical long form rather than an electronic image with that whole "layers" myth?? Pictures here.
http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2011/05/be-sealed/
Technically speaking, Obama is mixed race, Caucasian and African. Unless you believe the claims of "Arab slave traders" or Paupa New Guinea, or Repillian, or the various other claims made.
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | May 16, 2011 at 10:34 PM
msbetz - BTW, did you know that there were conversations on how to debunk any long form that appeared as early as Summer of 2009?? The birthers have been trying to claim forgery since before it was released.
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | May 16, 2011 at 10:36 PM
Yes! Read the comments
Posted by: joeymac | May 16, 2011 at 11:59 PM
Excellent summation, as usual, Patrick. You have even captured the smell of the birthers' desperation.
Posted by: GeorgetownJD | May 17, 2011 at 12:40 AM
> "Had that been done sooner, I woudln't have . . . this whole ordeal would not have happened for me."
So Lakin actually considers the LFBC legit? That will really lose him some love among the birthers...
Posted by: The Magic M | May 17, 2011 at 02:55 AM
Birthers are the dumbest bunch I have ever seen. Just reading comments on Butterdezillion's blog and they claim the BC released is forged because there are no folds in it. How could they mail the BC without folding it? Do they take the time to read how it was obtained? Doesn't it make sense that Obama's attorney flew to Hawaii to get it and probably placed it in a brief case without folding it? Other claims that it has to be a forgery because the paper is too new - it should be slightly stained and brown. Or that they didn't have that security paper back in the 60's. But what should I expect from people who think the COLB was a fake because laser printers didn't exist in the 60's.
It makes me want to reach through my computer and shake some sense into their stupid skulls.
Posted by: DaveH | May 17, 2011 at 03:38 AM
It turns out that Newt Gingrich was born "Newton Leroy McPherson."
I wonder if it will concern the Birthers.
Posted by: Bob | May 17, 2011 at 07:52 AM
Not to mention that Gerald Ford was originally Leslie King, Jr., and Bill Clinton was William Blythe.
Of course, Newt being a loudmouthed misogynistic jerk with a glaceed trophy wife will put paid to his ambitions before the name change even registers....
Posted by: ellid | May 17, 2011 at 10:19 AM
http://www.patriotactionnetwork.com/forum/topics/what-do-you-like-about-obama
Posted by: Adam | May 17, 2011 at 01:32 PM
They definitely are showing their true colors in response to my facebook message.
Posted by: Adam | May 17, 2011 at 01:39 PM
Yeah, they don't like it when someone calls them on their behaviour *chuckle*
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | May 17, 2011 at 01:51 PM