It's a quiet day in the Glorious People's Republic of Soviet Birtherstan. Today's dispatches has a gift idea for Terry Lakin to mark his military service. "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" spouts off about conspiracy theories.
Dean Haskins sets a date for his Birtherpoluza. Dr. Kate goes further down the Conspiracy Land playing board. And Ron Ewart continues to tout his future loss in the courts.
14 July - At the Pest and eFail, "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" goes off on a tear again.
"I used to think that it was the book publishers who started conspiracy theories: you know, like Oswald was programmed by L.B.J., so they could sell more books. but if you’re a real conspiracy aficionado, you have to have more layers, like maybe it is actually the tree-huggers who are the ones responsible for spreading myths, so they have to cut down more trees to print more books so the environmentalists rack in more donations to protect more forests. And that’s the beauty of such a system of belief: whatever you want to make up, works. It’s okay to be far out, to be outrageous. The downside of that kind of entertainment is that when something brazen but true comes down the pike, people just brush it off as yet another meaningless conspiracy theory."
So basically "All conspiracy theories are crazy except for the one I personally believe in", right?
"We have a few such animals running around America right now. We have the “Obama is an illegal Muslim immigrant who lied his way to the White House.”"
You mean the one that the Pest and eFail spews forth every day??
"My mother, for instance, still maintains that “he showed his birth certificate.” Oh, well, what can you do?"
Your mother must be wondering if she did drop you on your head and forget she had done it.
14 July - Understanding time of of the essence, Dean Haskins sets his "Birther Summit" for the dates of Wednesday, 28 March 2012 though Friday, 30 March 2012, 8 months from now. I presume the unusual Wed-Fri schedule is due to reduced mid-week rates at the venue.
"Wednesday, March 28 – All day working conference of the leaders of the eligibility movement."
Well, at least those who meet Haskin's definition. Gary Kreep and Phillip Berg are still excluded for the thoughtcrimes of doubleplus ungood unorlyspeak, and unvattlebelief. All other birtherstani party members who unquestioningly accept the official party line are welcome.
"The day will consist of four individual sessions that will address vital areas that comprise the current problems that have allowed a constitutionally ineligible person to hold the office of president. Those sessions are tentatively entitled, The Historic Definition of Natural Born Citizen and Its National Security Ramifications; The Crimes of Fraud, Forgery, Treason, and Misprision of Felony; State Election Laws and Federal and State Standards of Verification; and The Complicit Media and Public Education."
Otherwise known as:
"Why we think the Constitution is based on a translation of a book that came out after the Constitution was ratified",
"We know he's guilty of something",
"Wahh, how could they have let that uppity darkie run for office?", and
"Why can't we get the media and the public to believe our lies?"
"Thursday, March 29 – The day will begin with a mass rally held on the National Mall, with various speakers and presentations"
Based on past birther events, I expect tens, even dozens of people.
"...and will be followed in the afternoon with a march of protest against the leaders in Washington who have allowed this issue to fester, and have made it clear that they intend to do nothing about it, despite the massive outcry from their constituents, and the obvious disregard for our Constitution."
".....the twits are marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah...."
"Friday, March 30 – This third day will be an optional event in the Birther Summit in which the attendees will team up and take the Summit's Declaration of Constitutional Dependence to the offices of all the member of Congress."
Where they will meet with Capitol Security.......and that's pretty much it.
"While there have been numerous factors that have gone into the determination of the actual dates of the Birther Summit"
Namely "what venue is the cheapest and when"
"...and the innumerable benefits that our country will derive by Barack Obama's removal from office, and his presidency voided and nullified due to his constitutional ineligibility to hold the office in the first place."
It's 2011 and they still want a do-over for 2008.
Oh, and an interesting addition to the "About" page:
"Technical and management services are being provided by Enktesis LLC."
Enktesis, LLC is a web and communications consulting firm led by one Marco Ciavolino. He's also the trustee for the Terry Lakin Action Fund.
Funny, I thought Lakin had rejected de Vattelism.......
14 July - Oh look. Conspiracy mongering from Dr. Kate.
"Make no mistake, the Bilderbergers and their stooge individuals/organizations know Obama is going down, no matter how much voter fraud and republican party complicity they can create. They have chosen a humiliating fall for Obama only because it will distract Americans and Congress in sorting out or covering up the mess while they continue the behind-the-scenes placement of their puppets into government.
So they will be looking for someone to replace Obama on the republican ticket. Rick Perry fits the bilderberger bill."
And why is this??
"There is no conspiracy about the Texas-Oklahoma transportation corridor and the globalist’s intent to capture the people of Canada, Mexico and the United States. Perry has also allowed Agenda 21 to creep into Texas schools, state and county environmental, land use and resource management plans, and the state’s protection of private property rights."
Riiiiiight.
"drkate
July 15, 2011 at 9:41 am
That’s the ‘reality’ I am talking about, thanks for describing. We will have a choice between a bilderberg usurper, and a bilderberg natural born citizen. Our choices are bilderberg, meet the new boss same as the old boss. Strategically, then, we must expose all the bilderberg ties, know who we are voting for, and vote for the guy/gal who is not obama…despite bilderberg placement."
Dr. Kate really needs to get a better grade of tinfoil.
15 July - Looking for that perfect gift to send Terry Lakin?? How about this?
"The Blue Falcons, the most high speed secret aerial assault top tier mo-fos around! Well, that and known as something else as well... on that note, you probably shouldn't own this patch unless you are familiar :)"
15 July - Ron Ewart does a follow up to his "no choice" article.
"But what if the reason for the loss of liberty was the negligence or criminal act of the agents of government? What then is the value a court could place on that loss? Would any of our current courts even attempt to adjudicate the loss of liberty as damages to a plaintiff? That is what we intend to find out in our Title 42 Civil Rights case against Barack Obama."
Soon to be rejected by a court near you.
"Although we are acting of and for our own behalf in our court case, in reality we are acting for and on behalf of all Americans….as an army of one!"
Well, he has the idea of how many Americans really support his efforts.
Poor Dean. He'd have had at least 2 more birfers at his birfer fail-a-palooza had he only scheduled it to encompass the first Monday in October. My attendance prediction for the latest epic birfer fail? Zero. It will be quietly called off, due to nobody clicking the PayPal button, in late January, early Feebtober.
Posted by: Estiveo | July 15, 2011 at 09:24 PM
yeah there is always more to the story then the eyes can see!! silly fools you know in time. took me 3 1/2 years.
Posted by: D | July 16, 2011 at 07:10 AM
i only hope that you heed the wisdom i offer you little girl. i have never, always been right but nor was i always wrong. just remember it always takes two to make or break a deal! had i been what the so called MAN said i was at all times why had it been so much of a challenge to make the decisions that where made? why would i have been worth the struggle still if you had already been there to replace me? you will never be my replacement you must make your own name and place and never back down or be convinced you deserve any less because with out your dignity, your self worth, you amount to zero when you see the image of a stranger in the mirror. you will smile and remember this very important information before it ends and you will then see what i came from. until then, good luck!!
Posted by: D | July 16, 2011 at 07:51 AM
D's comments make no sense. Obviously someone is very disconnected from the blog topic and whatever personal issues they are dealing with.
Posted by: G | July 16, 2011 at 08:58 AM
I here you D. Look in the normal place and you will find every thing you axed for and more.
Posted by: N | July 16, 2011 at 12:28 PM