In today's dispatches, Swiftboat Liar Jerome Corsi tries to double down and claim "it really is a forgery this time, honest, no really, I have proof! Well, claims by more unknown experts really.......OH! LOOK THERE!! OBOTS!!!"
Darren Huff has a court appearance, while the guy who ratted him out to the FBI, Carl Swensson, is proving himself to be the embarrassment of the Georgia GOP. Registration for birtherpoolza is now open, and look at what the birthers get for their membership (namely, squat). More whiney and demanding Post and eFail letters (boy they've gone downhill since comments were turned off.)
Ann Barnhardt continues to show herself to be not only a few french fries short of a happy meal, but missing the drink, meal, and little toy surprise as well. JB WIlliams seems to have a problem with Democracy, while "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" seems to have some totalitarian ideas of his own.
We have another on-line petition and a class action lawsuit. Terry Lakin decides not to tilt at windmills and withdraws his case from appeals. Dr. Orly shows herself to be complete lowlife scum. And Dr. Kate wants "They The Idiots" to rewrite the Constitution or else.
31 July - Swiftboat Liar Jerome Corsi continues to harass debunkers.
"A radical Obama supporter who organizes an "Obama-Robot" website has admitted in online posts that WND correctly identified former chairman of Fannie Mae chairman James A. Johnson as the group's White House-associated ring-leader. William L. Bryan, who posts under the username "P.J. Foggy," is the organizer of Fogbow.com, a self described "OBOT," or "Obama-Robot" website. On his weekly "Reality Check Radio" broadcast July 21, Bryan began the show by acknowledging the veracity of the WND report.
"As far as I know [WND] got the boss," he said. "There just isn't much point to denial."
His basis for this?? A batch of posts on Facebook where Bill Bryan, AKA "Fogbow Foggy", jokes about Corsi's last claim on James Johnson. And in comments "Foggy" calls Corsi out on it.
JEROME CORSI IS NOW OFFICIALLY MY B*TCH! The supposed "investigative journalist" (hahaha) and the guy with six, count 'em six NY Times bestsellers, is now on record with a complete and utter lie about James Johnson, which he believes implicitly because I, Fogbow Foggy, "confirmed" it.
He trusts me! He really trusts me!
I mean, I certainly wouldn't have any reason to mislead the guy who posted a photo of my kids and lied by saying I was disbarred and told all his Facebook friends to call the small business I own and hassle the ladies who work for me, would I? That wouldn't give me any incentive to trick him into publishing an utterly fake story, would it?
The truth is out there. JEROME CORSI IS NOW OFFICIALLY MY B*TCH!
TURN AROUND AND BEND OVER YOU FAT FREAK, HERE I COME AGAIN!
JEROME CORSI IS MY B|TCH. As proof, read the story above closely. Neonzx denies being James Johnson. Rikker says he's met neonzx personally and denies that neonzx is James Johnson. But I decided to trick Jerome "Lying Sack" Corsi into believing he was right, that neonzx IS James Johnson. So I "confirmed" that neonzx is James Johnson, and Corsi fell for it like a ton of bricks (except he's not as smart as a brick).
When you read the story, you'll see that Corsi doesn't believe the denials by the two other guys, BUT HE BELIEVES EVERY WORD I SAY.
That's because I OWN the little round undercooked sausage, Corsi. He is my PLAYTHING. Harvard wants their Ph.D. back, Jerome. All the other Harvard Ph.D.s point and snicker behind your back when you walk by. Investigative journalist, my ass.
Mr. Six NY Times Bestsellers:
• published a photo of my two fine sons.
• falsely said I was disbarred, when the California State Bar never even tried to disbar me; I resigned and he saw my state bar record that proves it.
• told his Facebook friends to call my privately owned small business and hassle my employees, by telling them "what you think of his loyalty to the Constitution".
But the roly-poly moron dipstick picked on the wrong rooster, because I got my revenge: I PWNED CORSI. Look at the headline: "Top anti-'birther' confirmed to be ex-Fannie Mae chief". Lemme ask you something, Jerome. WHO "CONFIRMED" THE STORY FOR YOU, HUH? Oh, yeah... that was me. And you fell for it, hook line and sinker. James Johnson has NOTHING to do with the Fogbow. You printed a lie. You published a FAKE STORY, and I get all the credit.
Now that JEROME CORSI IS MY B|TCH, I'm accepting suggestions for my next trick that I'm going to force him to choke down. Anybody here have any ideas for the next fake story we'll get Corsi to publish on the Queen of the Mudstream Media, WingnutDaily? Send them to me ASAP. He is my plaything, and will publish whatever I tell him."
Subtly isn't one of Foggy's strong points.
Still, it does show the birthers inability to handle such concepts like "humour", "satire", "sarcasm", or "finding their arse with both hands"
1 August - The Pest and eFail writes about Darren Huff's next court appearance.
"Several weeks ago, Mr. Huff submitted to the court a Motion to Dismiss his federal defenders, stating that they were “ineffective.” Huff reported that the attorneys had refused to file two motions on his behalf dealing with the Second and Fifth Amendments contained in the Bill of Rights to the U.S. Constitution, respectively. Subsequently, the federal defenders filed a Motion to Withdraw, and it therefore appeared that the two parties were mutually agreeable to ending the representation.
Along with his Motion to Dismiss, Huff included the two submissions which his attorneys had not filed with the court.
However, the prosecutor, Mr. A. William Mackie, then filed two motions: a Notice of Past Acts to include the events of April 1, 2010 in Madisonville, TN, during which LCDR Walter Fitzpatrick attempted to place Gary Pettway, the Monroe County grand jury foreman of more than 20 years, under citizen’s arrest, to which Huff had been a witness; and a Motion to Strike the two motions submitted by Huff as part of his Motion to Dismiss."
"An article written by Jeff Woods on the Nashville Scene website on June 11, 2010 described Huff as an “Obama Birther” and states unequivocally that Huff “says he planned to join a mob of Obama birthers, lay siege to the town and arrest all traitors refusing to indict the president as a foreigner”
That's only because it was exactly what they pretty much intended to do.
"A member of The Fogbow website known as P.J. Foggy, whose real name is William L. Bryan, stated in an online posting that he was responsible for the considerable local, state and federal police presence at the Madisonville courthouse on April 20, 2010, the day of Fitzpatrick’s and Huff’s respective arraignments arising from the April 1, 2010 incident. Fitzpatrick has reported Bryan to the FBI, stating that Bryan is “the root of a great deal of criminal mischief.”
And Walter Fitzpatrick's own past criminal and legal history has nothing at all to do with it, eh??
1August - Registration for Birtherpoolza is now open.
It's $44, but you get $5 off with a "non-forged copy of a birth certificate".
So what does the birther get for their money? Do they get to meet the birther elite and work out strategies with them??
"The first day of the Birther Summit, March 28, will not be open to the public, as it is the day when the leaders of the eligibility movement will meet to produce our Declaration of Constitutional Dependence. The general public's day to be heard will be Thursday, March 29."
Oh, well, I'm sure they have workshops planned.
"We will begin that day with a Birther Extravaganza, a massive rally on the National Mall at which many of the previous day's conference attendees will address the huge crowd assembled to make our presence known to Washington and the rest of the country."
Of course, the National Mall is open to the public....
"Following the rally, we will take our message to the streets in a unified march, protesting Washington's continued cover up of the fraud that has been perpetrated upon us."
".....the twits are marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah....."
So for the $39-44 that the birtherstani spend, there's a day-long conference with birtherstani party leaders that the birtherstani peons don't get to attend. But they can go to a place that's open to the public, get preached at by the birtherstani party elite, and then play follow the duckling with said party leaders around Washington DC afterwards.
Again, a (blank) and their (blank) are soon (blank).
1 August - Instead of a whiney letter at the Pest and eFail, Lynn Vogel publishes a list of whiney demands.
(Bold face mine)
"The cancer of corruption must be removed so we may halt the increase of the symptoms and rebuild the damaged body of our federal system. “We the People”, the Patriot citizens of these United States, are willingly burdened with the duty to rise up and demand the resurrection of our Constitutional Republic. Enough truly is enough and now is the time to cradle our precious nation within the strong hearts of those who will refuse to become subjects."
"If opposition from our corrupted leaders becomes so strong we cannot function, we must be prepared to shut this nation down, remove them by forced resignations, and reboot. We have that right and now we face that duty."
And among their demands:
"1. We demand that our elected leaders in Congress support and act upon our demands by appointing a legitimate Special Prosecutor with integrity to investigate the myriad of complaints and possible criminal acts that litter the history, hidden records, and the potentially falsified documents surrounding Barack H. Obama. Guilt or innocence must be established to reduce the strain and division among the American people."
"Wahhh! Get the scary black man out of our WHITE House!!!!"
2 August - Failed scientologist and writer Sher Zieve seems to think we're all "slaves" to the "Obama States of America"
"US Congressional members have decided–since they haven’t followed the US Constitution for decades–to put into place a “Super Congress” committee that will consist of 12 members; six Marxist-Democrats and six Go-Along-to Keep-our-jobs Republicans. As Paul Joseph Watson writes, the unconstitutional establishment this Super Congress” will command that “legislation decided on by the Super Congress would be immune from amendment and lawmakers would only be able to register an up or down vote, eliminating the ability to filibuster. The Speaker of the House would effectively lose the power to prevent unpopular bills from making it to the House floor.”
And what does she think that means??
"One of the first plans of the Super Congress is to dissolve or severely limit the Second Amendment. Congressional members will cede all authority over the Second Amendment–and therefore the entire Bill of Rights–to themselves and we presume the planned never-to-be-unseated Tyrant Obama. They know that what they are doing will eventually cause a real bloody American Revolution. So, now the entire US government plans to remove our ability to fight them back. Virtually everything Obama and Congress are doing, these days, is illegal."
Oooookay then. She claims this based on an article at Alex Jones' "Prison Planet"
2 August - SInce I haven't waded though the batshit crazy website of batshit crazy Ann Barnhardt of late.....
Bear in mind this is the same person who starts off the day with the Lord's Prayer - and then follows that with words and actions that go against pretty much everything Jesus taught.
30 June -
"2. Thanks for the wonderful response to my request for links and citations regarding islamic sexual evil and perversion. There is now just one area for which I do not have any data that I would like to discuss and include in my lecture. That area is the occurrence of LESBIANISM among muslim females resulting from their quarantine and emotional severance from men. If anyone has anything on this, let me know. I know that it is a very "quietly common" phenomenon and thus is not much discussed or documented."
2 July -
"For those of you who don’t know, it is an ancient Catholic sacramental tradition for the head of every household to make an inscription above every outside door at Epiphany. This inscription is small and subtle, and marking the door frame harkens back to the Passover in Egypt wherein Israel marked their doors with the blood of the Passover lamb. You would have to consciously look at the top of the door frame to see it. It is all but invisible to anyone walking by. "
Actually that particular Twelfth Night tradition is more from Eastern traditions than anything else. So why does she feel the need to do it??
"Given the fact that I have baited 1.5 billion worshippers of allah/satan and thus satan himself to come and kill me, the Epiphany Blessing of my home ain’t going anywhere. But I wouldn’t remove it regardless, because to do so is a violation of my fundamental human right to practice my religion. If the HOA comes and removes it or paints over it, I’ll put it right back up. If they want to litigate, we’ll litigate. The bottom line is this: the only way it goes is if I go, and that will require the HOA to physically seize my home and then enjoin a SWAT Team to physically remove me. And I’m not kidding. Enough is enough. I will not be dehumanized, nor will I encourage or perpetuate the dehumanization of other people by allowing this precedent to be set on me. A failure to stand in defiance of tyranny would be a sin in and of itself. I. WILL. NOT. ROLL. OVER. "
So basically begging God to protect her from the results of her own hatred, bigotry, and lies.
3 July -
"Given everything that has happened in the last year, and given the fact that it is now undeniable that non-state, non-uniformed enemy belligerents fronted by Barack Obama/Barry Soetoro/Barry Soebarkah/Harrison J. Bounel have overthrown our government and actively present themselves as the source of law and human rights, this is just chilling."
Threw the whole kitchen sink in there, didn't you?
3 July -
"I think that Jesus is fixing to ask many of us to go places that we don’t want to go and do things that we don’t want to do, including fight and die in a Holy War against the twin satanic towers of islam and Marxism. If your conception of a “loving God” is one who never asks anything of you, but only gives you what you want, then you need to grow the hell up. And when you have done that, feel free to come find the rest of us and join us on the line."
Someone wants a Crusade it seems.
8 July -
"Homosexuality is a psychological condition rooted in self-loathing narcissism, which is allowed to mutate into a habit of envious lust. Homosexuals lust after people of the same gender because they hate themselves and want to "consume" and thus replace themselves with someone whose traits and characteristics they want to possess themselves. It really is a horribly sad, tragic psycho-spiritual problem that some people face, which is why these people need love - REAL love, not mere "sex", which is NOT love. If we lie to these people, or in any way mislead them and tell them that their problem is anatomical, what we are doing is extinguishing hope for healing."
"I immediately emailed him and pointed out his error. I was firm, but not the least bit angry. He emailed me back after writing up a correction, and even attached the correction for my review. It was well-written. At the end of his email he said that it would be better if I would be nicer in my correspondence by presenting my constructive criticisms in the form of a question instead of in the form of a statement. I replied with my boilerplate explanation of the word and concept of "nice", and how "nice" has all but destroyed both the Church and Western Civilization."
So your priest, the one who baptized you, made a suggestion on how you could handle providing a correction. You replied with an excuse as to why you feel the need to be crass, demanding, and rude. Result??
"This morning, he emailed me notifying me that he had changed his mind and would NOT publish the correction."
Gee, I wonder why??
"He refused. He published a profoundly erroneous statement in his bulletin which WILL IMPERIL THE IMMORTAL SOULS of his parish flock, and all other people who have read and will read his statement in online in his cached bulletin archive. His statement could be used as a future citation to ratify and justify "same-sex marriage" and ALL aberrant sexual behavior as "human rights" as approved by the Catholic Church - which they are not. His statement also has the potential to lead Catholics to believe that the Magisterium, or teaching authority, of the Church is WRONG, and thus cause people to discount ANY teaching of the Church that they do not personally "like". This is serious, serious business, people."
"Wahhh! He didn't give into my demands, wahhhh!"
22 July -
2. Alas, we Christians have this thing called "sexual morality" and "the sacrament of marriage". Screwing everything that moves including animals, small appliances and certain types of gardening implements is the domain of islam."
Wow. Racist much??
"3. While I understand that seeking out sodomy is what you have personally used over the years in order to "take the edge off" and temporarily forget that your father never loved you by sexually submitting to another man, and that your adult life has been a hopeless void of satanic hate-fueled despair, I prefer to pass my spare moments reading. I especially love reading about how Charles Martel utterly defeated the musloids at Tours. Thanks for the suggestion, though."
2 August -
"1. This evil, degenerate swine of a man said NOT A SINGLE WORD at Easter,"
O RLY?? Huffington Post, 19 April 2011
"Pausing to observe Holy Week amidst war and the policy struggles, President Barack Obama said on Tuesday that the agony of Jesus Christ through death and resurrection puts mere political struggle "in perspective."
For the second year running, Obama hosted an Easter prayer breakfast at the White House, and the East Room was filled with administration officials and clergy from across the country.
Obama said "critical national debates" are raging, and "my plate has been full as well. The in-box keeps accumulating. But then comes Holy Week ...
"As busy as we are, as many tasks as pile up, during this season, we are reminded that there is something about the resurrection ... of Our Savior Jesus Christ that puts everything else in perspective.""
Looks like he said quite a bit about Easter actually. Seems like Barnhardt is bearing false witnesses against her brother in Christ......
Anyway, back to Barnhardt.
"3. Barry talks about "the responsibility human beings have to one another and to god" (lower case "g" since the islamic "god" is satan masquerading as a pagan moon deity). If you want to talk about the responsibilities we have to the True God, and thus to our fellow man, I'm all ears. Let's start with the responsibility we have to the TRUTH, namely calling it out without fear. For example, Barack Obama is a Marxist usurper, who has executed a communist coup d'etat and should be arrested and tried for treason and sedition as a non-state, non-uniformed enemy belligerent. Which brings us to another responsibility we have to the One True God, which is JUSTICE. The greatest evil in the world is to do wrong without being punished. To not punish the criminal is a mocking crime against God's Justice, and it is also a failure in Charity toward the society, in that it allows that society to be undermined and ultimately destroyed. A failure to punish the criminal is also a failure in Charity toward the criminal himself, in this case, Obama. Obama believes that his crimes are not his own because the fault lies with society. He has been told that his sin and his crimes against humanity - and make no mistake that intentionally looting and collapsing the global economy and fomenting global nuclear war may prove to be the biggest crime against humanity in scope ever perpetrated in history - are "justice". Obama, and all the rest of his cabal, MUST be punished and punished severely so that they can feel the weight of their own sin. It is only when a man FEELS that weight pressing down upon him that he will even BEGIN to repent. If a man dies without ever having repented of his sin, he is lost, and the people who refused to punish him in life due to their own self-absorbed, cowardly sentimentalism WILL BE HELD TO ACCOUNT for their lack of Charity toward the criminal, and God's Justice WILL BE SERVED."
I suspect the main reason Ann is so hot to see Obama "punished" is that he's "uppity" and doesn't "know his place".....
"3. So, the musloids are obliged to read/recite the ENTIRE koran every ramadan"
"Musloids"?? Again, racist much??
2 August - JB Williams doesn't seem to be a fan of democracy.
"The debate is long over… Republicans are spineless wimps and Democrats are pure communists.
The two legislative branches of the Democratic Socialists of America are the Progressive Caucus and Black Caucus."
JB Williams also doesn't seem to understand that the "Democratic Socialists of America" are a minority third party and not the Democratic Party. It currently has about 5707 members.
"Only by demanding an immediate return to our Constitutional Representative Republic can we turn away from impending disaster. But with most Americans convinced we are a simple democracy by mob rule – -who is going to make that demand?"
Anyone?? Anyone?? (Crickets)
2 August - I missed this 30 June 2009 on-line petition.
"NOW THEREFORE, we the undersigned request that the Congress establish a joint special committee to investigate the question of President Obama’s constitutional eligibility; which committee shall have the mandate to subpoena and examine forensically all documents, including but not limited to his original certificate of birth, bearing upon such question."
After two years, it gained a total of 120 signatures.
2 August - FBI informant and Fantasy Tiddlywinks League co-founder Carl "Pixel Patriot" Swensson appears in his hat as "Chairman of the Clayton County, Georgia, Republican Party" in a Pest and eFail post. Why?? Well, it's a Pest and eFail article, so you can expect whiney demanding letters are a part of the reason.
"Mr. Carl Swensson, chairman of the Clayton County, GA Republican Party, has reported that a Resolution and cover letter have been sent to three members of the U.S. House of Representatives contending that Barack Hussein Obama is not a “natural born Citizen” as required by the U.S. Constitution to serve as president and demanding “unfettered access” to Obama’s records purportedly held by various state and federal agencies."
Let us know how that works for you skippy.
"The Resolution is dated March 12, 2011, while the letters to the congressmen were dated and sent on August 2, 2011. Swensson reported that there are approximately 40 members of the Clayton County Republican Party, and the Resolution was passed by a “vast majority” in March."
Notice this was passed in March - while that state was debating a "birther bill", Donald Trump was in the news, and before the Long Form was released. Wonder how many now.
Assuming, of course, he's talking about a "vast majority" of members and not a "vast majority of members that happened to be hanging around my computer shop that day".
"It took a while longer than I thought but we’re on our way"
It took you five months to send letters??
"This effort by the Clayton County, GA Republican Party is just a bit different in that an entire county’s Republican Party is backing this effort and by default, the State as well. Yes, the State GOP is going to have a fit since this puts them in the unenviable position of either supporting these reasonable efforts or disowning an entire County Party."
I suspect the Georgia GOP's reaction will either be disowning the county party or ignoring them.
"The next issue has to do with enforcement. As you’ll see, ignoring the letter will result in criminal charges being filed..."
"...and to project out, just a little further, if local law enforcement refuses, arrest warrants will be issued..."
By whom?? Going to restart your fake "grand juries" again??
"...and we begin the process of exercising the Constitutional Citizen’s arrest which is an available option in most States."
Check with your friend Walter Fitzpatrick (assuming he's still speaking to you after you ratted him out to law enforcement). He might be able to tell you how well those "citizens arrest" things work out.
"Swensson has organized a Pitchfork Rally to be held from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. on the steps of the state Capitol in Atlanta on August 15, 2011."
Sure to be attended by tens of people.
"Swensson stated that he expects that the street will be blocked off in anticipation of the rally, to which Swensson expected some attendees “will be bringing longarms and pitchforks, because Georgia is an open-carry state.”
Oh, now there's a happy image for everyone.
"Swensson stated that the Resolution and letters, which will also be sent to all members of Georgia legislature, the governor, and the remaining Georgia members of the U.S. House of Representatives, are a forerunner to the renewed effort to pass a presidential eligibility bill in that state, a task which was attempted but not accomplished during the last legislative session."
I suspect that attempt will be even less successful than the last two were.
"Swensson stated that should the congressmen fail to act, his group plans to go to the Clayton County Sheriff to demand that arrests of them be made. "
Let us know how that works out for you skippy.
"Should the sheriff fail to act, Swensson said, “We are fully prepared and willing to do a citizen’s arrest on the congressmen for misprision of felony” when they are next in the state. "
I suspect law enforcement might have a bit of disagreement with you on that idea. Unless you think you can rat out your friends again and get off scot-free.
"Walter Francis Fitzpatrick had attempted to carry out a citizen’s arrest of the acting grand jury foreman in his county on April 1, 2010 for over-serving his term in accordance with Tennessee state law. However, instead, Fitzpatrick was himself arrested and incarcerated for five days at the time. "
Which should be a hint.
2 August - The military law blog CAAFlog reports that Terry Lakin asked for the withdrawal of his case from appellate review, which was granted on 28 July 2011.
"By choosing to forgo his military appeals, LTC Lakin has declined to exhaust his remedies. That will almost certainly result in the foreclosure of any collateral attack on his court-martial conviction. However, that’s not an enormous sacrifice; there would have been no viable grounds for a successful collateral attack."
Since the report from the "Terry Lakin Action Fund" is that Lakin is writing a book (and since he's supposed to be a speaker at Haskin's birtherpoolza), it may be that Lakin is trying to get out from UCMJ in order to express his real opinion of the President.
2 August - "Jack Ryan" is provided a copy by Col. Dwight Sullivan USA(retired) of the Record of Trial of Terry Lakin.
(Scribd link here)
2 August - Once again Dr. Orly shows herself as a contemptible excuse for a human being. (malware and redirect warning)
"I NEED ANY AND ALL INFO ON VIRGINIA SUNAHARA
Posted on | August 2, 2011 | No Comments
Virginia Sunahara was born 08.04.1961. Died next day at Kapiolani hospital There is a death certificate available, but no birth certificate. I need any and all info on her and her family"
What, so you can further harass her mother and her family some more, and bring up the memory of her death as an excuse to continue your jihad against the President??
You really are a sorry sack of human excrement Dr. Orly Taitz.
2 August - Dr. Kate continues to try and rewrite the Constitution to explain away her desire for an insurrection.
"In the context of the original design and foundation of the Constitution, every single act, decision, expenditure of funds, declaration of war, and economic policy by the Obama administration, the Federal Reserve, and the 111th and 112th Congress is null and void. Obama is ineligible and the Congress has abrogated its responsibilities.
The only Constitutional authority held lawfully in the United States today is held by We the People in and of the States.
Funny how 69 million of your fellow citizens decided in November of 2008 that Obama was eligible and all his actions were valid and legitimate. Yet you ignore that aspect of "We The People".
Oh, that's right, in your case "We The People" means "Us The Bigots".
"More divisions emerge for us to describe, counter, understand, ignore, or cast into intrigue. Just enough information to keep from taking action.
Well, the darkest hour has arrived, and the line in the sand is bright for all to see. It will be even a longer time before the light of day if we don’t start taking action now."
And what action, pray tell, are you talking about??
August 3, 2011 at 11:30 am
I can no longer see a way out of this but revolution. God help us."
Oh, THAT action.
August 3, 2011 at 11:19 am
Since Congress/Senate are on vacation until Sept. and this committee that is not yet picked (ha) will have to write a program (suppose it might already be written?) and give results by November 23rd.
Who is “picking” this committee?
Who is writing the rules?
and yes, obat is the 13th member.
Welcome to the Communist States of America"
August 3, 2011 at 11:38 am
I think we are going to have to prevent the formation of this committee."
O RLY?? How do you plan to "prevent" it??
Oh, and look at how "No-Nonsense Nancy" both explains away Rep. Giffords appearing to vote AND deals with her daughter.
August 3, 2011 at 9:42 am
I agree, Heather. I was at my dauhter’s house the other evening and so was watching rare news on the tee vee. I saw the pictures of her. They were exploiting her by taking her there. They probably told her to raise her hand at the right time to vote on the bill. My dauhter thought it was great that she could go there and vote. I said, she is brain damaged and doesn’t know what is going on. Did you notice how she could only stand for about 30 seconds and had to sit back down? They are despicable, including her husband for going along with it."
3 August - More whiney and demanding letters at the Pest and eFail.
"As your constituent, residing in 10th District of Illinois and voted for you at 11/2010 I expect you to read carefully my letter and take necessary actions."
"As proud American citizen I am extremely concerned about the non-documented, non-naturalized, Indonesian citizen-dual citizen usurper, Barack Hussein Obama/Soebarkah/Barry Soetoro still sitting in the White House."
At this point the staffer taking care of this for the congressperson breaks out the "letter to nutcase" template.
"By not taking that action you as well as other Members of Congress give recognition to the usurper as a President and a legitimate candidate for next election cycle. All Members of Congress and you, personally, will be GUILTY and will have to take full responsibility for giving legitimacy to Obama and this Regime."
"Dear Mr. Nudelman,
Thank you for taking the time to contact me regarding President Obama. I appreciate hearing your thoughts on this issue.
Your communication is a vital part of our legislative process and I want to thank you for bringing this to my attention. Going forward, I will continue to monitor any legislative developments on this issue, and will certainly keep your views in mind as this matter takes shape in Congress.
It is an honor to serve the people of the 10th Congressional District in this 112th Congress. My top focus is on creating an environment that will spur economic growth and job creation, reducing federal spending, and keeping America safe and free. I am looking for the best ideas for the American people and for the 10th Congressional District, and will work with individuals on both sides of the aisle to achieve this goal. As your Congressman, I will always strive to represent our community with thoughtful, independent leadership, by pursuing pragmatic solutions to the many challenges we face today.
Please feel free to visit my website or contact me again should other issues of importance to you come before the Congress. To stay better connected to current legislation and become part of our online community, please sign up for my e-newsletter.
It is an honor to serve you in the 112th Congress.
Robert J. Dold
Member of Congress"
Yep, boilerplate letter to nutjob.
3 August - Swiftboat Liar Jerome Corsi comes up with yet another article. This one he tries to explain away why none of his "Adobe Experts" caught on to the fact that the Long Form PDF metadata said clearly it was created in Macintosh OS X rather than an Adobe product.
"Detailed technical analysis of the PDF file the White House released April 27 indicates it is not a scan of the original document, as claimed by the White House, but instead is the final form of an electronic file used to forge the birth certificate on Adobe software, according to reports by experts.
Failure to demonstrate how a simple computer scan can produce the effects observed in the Obama birth certificate PDF lends support to arguments that the Obama birth certificate is a forgery, the experts contend."
And just who are these "experts" ???
"According to both versions of the Obama birth certificate PDF, the metadata embedded in the PDF file documents that the PDF was created in Macintosh Preview on an Apple computer using the MacOSX operating system.
Because the PDF metadata contained no references to Adobe software, many Obama supporters have argued that Adobe Illustrator or Photoshop were not used in the creation of the PDF file."
Gee, haven't we been pointing that out for over two months??
"WND has obtained a technical analysis from a computer software expert who demonstrates conclusively that a document created in Adobe Illustrator or Photoshop can be read into Preview.
Further, Preview can be used to save the file as a PDF. In the process, all metadata from the Adobe software is eliminated in the new metadata file created for the resulting PDF."
You know, for something the birthers claim to be a "poor forgery that a third grader could have done", there seems to be a surprising amount of sophistication at hiding the "real" metadata. Unless you go with the simplest solution, which is that it was scanned into PDF using a scanner hooked up to a Macintosh, that the Image Capture programme that comes with OS X grabbed the image from the scanner, and used the Quartz imaging system that's part of OS X to create a PDF, meaning no Adobe products were used.
And yes, that process can create "layers" quite easily, especially if OCR was turned on.
"The computer software expert asked to remain anonymous, because much of his work comes from Adobe, and writing a report suggesting the Obama birth certificate is a fraud could be harmful to his career."
Ah! Yet another "anonymous expert" rears their head. How convenient.
"A second computer software expert has submitted to WND a report, seen here in its entirety, that concludes the White House-released PDF could have been created in Adobe Illustrator or Photoshop, even if the final PDF was created by Mac Preview on an Apple computer using the MacOSX operating system.
This expert also insisted on remaining anonymous, fearing retailiation from Adobe or the Adobe community."
And still another "anonymous expert"!! Amazing how these "experts" refuse to put their names and professional reputations on the line, eh?? Unless they know damn well they're making shit up and the "retaliation" they're worried about is public ridicule. Unless they know damn well they're making stuff up and the "retaliation" they're worried about is public ridicule, or that they don't have anything close to the knowledge or technical experience they claim they have.
Or did he get another "Pyramid Power" expert like Douglas Vogt??
It's not like Adobe is going to revoke their Photoshop license or anything like that.
3 August - "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" is off their meds again.
"Whatever the bum, meaning, of course, our de facto “Scorch America” president, signed into law will be rendered null and void when he is finally hand-and-ankle-shackled, in what is now infamously known as the “LTC Terry Lakin Shuffle,” out of the White House."
".....any day now.....any day now.....any day now.....any day now.....any day now....."
"Bring back the draft; no deferments, sorry. Even the most die-hard conscientious objector certainly can have no qualms about being a school crossing guard, or, for that matter, a hall monitor for first graders. Meaning, of course, that everyone can contribute something to his country. Reinstitute the WPA. Clean up the trash, bury power and communication lines, revitalize our railroads. Buy their ticket to VA healthcare, too."
People mandated to work for the common good?? Sounds a lot like the Soviet Union to me.....
"We have Sharia Law creeping into the American way of life. It starts out by prayers in the public schools and from there spreads its insidious hate for all things non-Islam, backed by the full power of Homeland Security, doing its best to destroy America as per direct orders from the White House. Such actions have included removing the Pledge of Allegiance from schools and courtrooms, removing prayers from high school football games, listing Patriots as Traitors, and not showing Old Glory for fear of “offending someone.” Just remember this: it was wrong to import Muslims into the United States, and it will be right to deport each and every one of them."
Ignoring the fact there have been Muslims in this country since this country was founded, and many of those he wants to deport are US citizens themselves, this is rather racist of them. Which is actually pretty normal for "One Pissed Off Vietnam Vet."
3 August - And another lawsuit, this one a class-action one against Obama for:
"You should sign on as a party to this class action if, since the election of Barack Obama, your life has changed for the worse to include, but not limited to: constant anxiety, worry, fear of the future, anxiety or panic attacks, depression, insomnia or poor sleep patterns to include nightmares, increased alcohol consumption, need for tranquilizers or therapy to keep you calm, mood changes, marital problems - particularly if one spouse voted for Obama resulting in feuds which is not uncommon, inability to focus on, or an interruption of your daily tasks and life, etc."
So basically if you're a birther upset over the fact that the Scary Black Man won in 2008, you should sign on.
"Essentially, your life has been disrupted by Obama becoming president, which would include a general uneasiness not experienced with other presidents."
"....in case you haven't noticed, he's *black*"
"This is the most expedient way of achieving the goal of this class action - the removal of Barack Obama from the Oval Office which will declare all of his policies and appointments null and void"
Ah yes, the magic reset button.
" The People will demand that he prove that he is a natural born citizen as required by Article II, Section 1, Part 5 of the Constitution, or be held in contempt of court. "
Easy. He was born in the United States, therefore under US law he's a natural born US citizen. Next??
"We will also be asking for damages from him due to the stress, strain, anxiety and worry his policies have placed on the American people."
"Wahhh! A scary black man is president!! I can't cope!! It keeps me awake at night! I can't stand the idea he's squatting in the WHITE House, pretending he's president or something!! WAHHHHH!"
"How To Sign Up:
The way to sign up is by way of a credit card or Pay Pal. We ask that you donate only $1.00 as this will establish your electronic signature, street address, zip code so that we may ascertain your voting district. "
Ca-CHING!!!! I smell scam......
"We demand that he, Obama, produce the long form birth certificate"
Too late, already done.
"... and all of his personal documents to include his college transcripts from Occidental College, Columbia University, and Harvard Law School, passports, adoption papers, etc."
Ah, the Berg laundry list I see.
"We demand that he produce these documents in a timely fashion which should be done within 24 to 48 hours for verification of authenticity. If he refuses to do so, we demand that he be removed from office according to Article II, Section 1, Part 6 (Succession)"
24-48 hours?? Really?? *Faceplant*
"This issue is of grave concern and causes anxiety, nervousness and worry among the citizenry"
"Wahhh! We can't sleep at night! An uppity darkie is president!! Wahhhh!"
"Whereas, we are further concerned and upset by what has been revealed about Obama's background as a socialist, his associations and memberships in socialist/communist organizations, his possibility of being a Muslim while maintaing a facade of being a Christian with his bowing to Muslim leaders and professing a choice to side with Islam"
"In the unlikely event that his eligibility to hold office is proven to be valid, then he is legally subject to impeachment, and articles of impeachment should immediately be drawn up and this process should commence as soon as possible."
Translation - "We don't care if he's valid, we just want the uppity darkie out of our WHITE House!!!!"