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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 11-12 August 2011

And so the week that was bright with so much promise for the birthers, ends with a quiet thud. cRAPster Greg Goss will be at birtherpoolza. Farah's attorney Larry Klayman wants a "peaceful assault".

Law Enforcement tattletale Carl Swennson touts his "pitchfork rally" to the Pest and eFail, which seems to be based on the idea that threatening lawmakers with arrest and a riot unless they pass the law you want is somehow a good idea.

Lawrence Sellin wants Obama, along with anyone else in Washington he doesn't like, "Taken Down". Zampolit Haskins follows up his insulting "challenge" to Colin Powell with a video. And "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" seems to hate pretty much anyone who doesn't look and and believe the same as they do.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 9-10 August 2011

In today's dispatches, we have Dr. Orly whining that her improperly served supoena was ignored. But that's okay, because she already believes that the State of Hawaii has a forged version in their records anyway.

Speaking of forgeries, Jerome Corsi's latest expert is Ron Polland / Polarik, who seems to be claiming he forged the original short form COLB now. Also Corsi seems to have problems with concepts like "humor", "sarcasm", and "finding one's arse with both hands".

Two new people added to birtherpoolza, and another unhinged rant from "One Pissed Off Vietnam Vet. Followed with a "friend of a friend" message that someone has the real evidence of a Kenyan birth now, sure, for real, you betcha……..

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 6-8 August 2011

In today's dispatches, we have a docket for Dr. Orly's latest FOIA lawsuit, with Judge Lamberth going "why me?". Ann Barnhardt and Walter Fitzpatrick seem more than happy to live in conspiracyland. Polarik has a new video out, full of wingnut goodness.

There seems to be a trend in birtherstan for one party rule, provided it's their party ruling. Lawrence Sellin and Ron Ewart are great examples of this type of Soviet-style groupthink. One gets the idea that Dr. Kate had trauma during her potty-training.

Zampolit Haskins announces his big birtherpoolza news, and the response is "meh" from many birthers. And Dr. Orly has a double failure in her grand Hawaiian adventure, as the Department of Health tells her "no" and the federal court in Honolulu responds to her emergency request with "how about six weeks from now, okay?"

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 4-5 August 2011

In today's dispatches, Gary Wilmott rehashes old conspiracies and old racist graphics. Birtherpoolza is claiming some explosive release next monday, which suggests the laxative should work by then.

Showing a maturity level about on par with a spoiled four year old, Joseph Farah wants to sit on President Obama's birthday cake. Lawrence Sellin is taking the train to paranoiaville. NESARA News practices the fine art of garbage recycling, while the Greeley Gazette continues World Nut Daily's jihad against birther debunkers.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 2-3 August 2011

In today's dispatches, Swiftboat Liar Jerome Corsi tries to double down and claim "it really is a forgery this time, honest, no really, I have proof! Well, claims by more unknown experts really.......OH! LOOK THERE!! OBOTS!!!"

Darren Huff has a court appearance, while the guy who ratted him out to the FBI, Carl Swensson, is proving himself to be the embarrassment of the Georgia GOP. Registration for birtherpoolza is now open, and look at what the birthers get for their membership (namely, squat). More whiney and demanding Post and eFail letters (boy they've gone downhill since comments were turned off.)

Ann Barnhardt continues to show herself to be not only a few french fries short of a happy meal, but missing the drink, meal, and little toy surprise as well. JB WIlliams seems to have a problem with Democracy, while "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" seems to have some totalitarian ideas of his own.

We have another on-line petition and a class action lawsuit. Terry Lakin decides not to tilt at windmills and withdraws his case from appeals. Dr. Orly shows herself to be complete lowlife scum. And Dr. Kate wants "They The Idiots" to rewrite the Constitution or else.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 29 July - 1 August 2011

(NOTE - Bad Fiction will be on holiday during the month of August. I will try and stick to updates 2-3 times a week during this month)

In today's dispatches, looks like Vogt and Irey plan to join Dr. Orly's Hawaiian failure tour. The Pest and eFail and Birther Report have articles about Gary Wilmott's call into a a radio show where Wilmott came off as a complete and total loon.

The Daily Pen has an interesting butterfly theory on Obama, and by interesting I mean really really stupid. Lawrence Sellin continues to see how far he can push the line before crossing over into calling for a violent overthrow of the government and Obama's death.

Birther Report comments on Dr. Orly's newest lawsuit. "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" doesn't like the fact that reports on Anders Behring Breivik makes him sound a like like a Pest and eFail writer. More Pest and eFail whiney letters. Birtherpoolza gets a couple more members. And a new article at the fake Examiner with an interesting new 16 year old "expert"