In today's dispatches, Zampolit Haskins tries to re-edit history (and his Hawaiian vacation is still go) Meanwhile, people are starting to laugh at his birtherpoolza.
Law enforcement - and mental health professionals - really need to keep an eye on Walter Fitzpatrick. A little-known group demands that Obama and other elected officials leave office NOW or face the wrath of......well, it's hard to say.
Victoria Jackson reports on World Nut Daily's Alaska cruise (based on the report, she was all but slipping Jerome Corsi some tongue.) The Pest and eFail does a.....wait for it....WHINEY LETTER!!! And Lawrence Sellin's plans for a post-Obama United States is almost Stalin-like in nature.
30 August - Some creative editing of history from Zampolit Haskins on the birtherpoolza facebook page.
Basically this got posted:
"Galloping Libertarianposted toBirther Summit
This event has to be promoted better to the Tea Party groups or it is going to be a bust. If you want a million+ on The Mall you are going to have to earn it."
So how did Haskins respond??
"Birther Summit We are working on that. We have found some Tea Party leaders don't regard Obama's ineligibility to be a primary issue (which is odd, as the Tea Party originally came out of the eligibility issue). Any help you can offer with Tea Party groups would be appreciated.
Tuesday at 10:19am"
Yes, Haskins is actually claiming the Tea Party came OUT of birtherism......
31 August - Please tell me someone in law enforcement is keeping an eye on Walter Fitzpatrick?
(Bold face mine)
"Judge Ross is the guy who charged me with rioting, and by so doing, by coming up with that fantastic charge, he interrupted a citizen’s arrest. Judge Carroll L. Ross interrupted a lawful citizen’s arrest of a person who had been in the grand jury illegally for two decades. And he brought other charges against me which were his fault and then two felony charges emerged after they had been passed through this corrupt, illegal, incompetent grand jury."
Fitzpatrick simply cannot take responsibility for his own actions. From his Navy court-martial onwards, everything is a conspiracy against him. It cannot occur to his his reading of the law was wrong, his understanding was wrong, his actions were wrong. No, it's all a deep dark conspiracy.
"What Judge Ross did last Wednesday, working with a sheriff’s deputy, is the kind of thing they did in Germany under Hitler in the late ’30s and under Stalin in Russia. This is the kind of thing that people like me were trained to fight against. It’s here now. There’s no more dancing around it."
"Obama is part of the Muslim Brotherhood."
"We’re being infiltrated by our enemies. It’s as much in our own communities as it is out of the White House. We’re getting to the point where it’s time to take up guns and start shooting people dead. These law enforcement officials are modern-day storm-troopers."
The FBI agents Fitzpatrick's been harassing may need to have a good long word with Fitzpatrick.
"This community needs to be held up as the lab report. This is World War II 1930s Germany. We know what’s going on here. This is what we were taught when we were kids to fight against. This is the kind of dictatorship, tyranny and communism that the Germans saw and the Italians saw under Mussolini and that the Russians saw under Stalin and what any other nation sees under a tyrant. We are living under a tyrant tonight, and his name is Obama. He is illegal, he is in commission of treason; the charge has been brought, and it’s being ignored."
I would say he's going off the rails, but he's never been ON the rails that I know of.
"People can laugh off the treason charge against Obama and say, “Well, you know, you’re just some whack job.” Well, you know what? "
1 September - While Dr. Orly's Hawaiian adventure has been postponed, Zampolit Dean Haskins' trip is still a go.
"In light of the recent postponement of the Orly Taitz motion to compel hearing from September 14 to November 21, representatives of The Birther Summit will be utilizing their September trip to Honolulu to do some investigative work and to meet with key individuals on the island to prepare for the November court date.
"It is still our intention to show Orly Taitz our support and gratitude for her tireless pursuit of justice," said The Birther Summit's Executive Director, Dean Haskins. "The anger over Judge Lamberth's decision, and his tone, is palpable with Orly's supporters, and this postponement will allow us some extra time not only to coordinate a larger gathering in front of the court building in November, but also to procure some investigative documents for comparative purposes," Haskins added."
Translation - he got non-refundable airplane tickets and figured "what the hell, I'll take a vacation and make crap up when I get back."
"Lamberth has been treacherously protecting OBAMA since 2 July 2009.
Lamberth’s summer 2009 writing is the forcing function leading to attempts to advance .
On 2 July 2009 Royce Lamberth ruled the federal criminal complaint (link) naming OBAMA in commission of TREASON that originated from a commissioned officer with standing in the United States armed forces (dated 17 March 2009) was meritorious but not actionable in Lamberth’s D.C. Federal District Court."
Oh, when he refused to docket the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League "presentment" that was based off of your little nastygram??
Hmm....The Fantasy Tiddlywinks League seems to have gone away. Guess they finally figured out their fake "grand juries" didn't have any legal authority.
1 September - Oh look what Ann Barnhardt posted on facebook on 7 April.....
Waste of money much??
1 September - Here's a charming bit of wingnuttery.
"Condensed video version of the original document. A legal and binding ORDER-TO-VACATE the people's public buildings by the people to all those listed in violations of the U.S. Constitution. The national public reading and execution of this order is forthcoming. "
I found a google cache of their "order to vacate". How to you know they're serious??
"Anyone, including law enforcement and military personnel, who interferes, or attempts to interfere, with this declaration and the execution thereof, or harass/harm those who support it, shall be charged with Treason and Obstruction of Justice, as this document and its contents are legal, binding and for the purpose of restoring our fallen Government. "
Awww, they think they have some legal standing. How cute.
"It is of prima facie evidence and a common-knowledge, irrefutable truth that, the Executive, the majority of the 111th Congress and Judiciary branches in our Federal, and some State, Governments, having no restraint with their offenses against the people, the Constitution and this Nation, have created tyranny, absolute despotism and a Totalitarian fascist form of Government, by a peculiar group of power-frenzied people within our Governments, whose ideologies are contrary to our Constitutional principles, values and laws, and have commited other crimes that are repulsive, unconscionable and Anti-American. "
Translation - "Wahhh! A scary black guy is president!!! Wahhhh!!"
"Judges have committed malfeaseance and dereliction of duty by dismissing a high security matter when the eligibility case of Barack Obama to the Presidency, was presented. "
"Wahhh! The judges didn't ignore the law and do what we wanted them to do!!"
"We have only one last course of action to protect ourselves and this country, and that is to assert our authorities and take our rightful and legal control. Not as an angry mob, storming the Government buildings, for we have no right to jeopardize peace, order and safety. Instead, we call upon the military, with use of our States' National Guard units and States' citizen militias, well trained and commissioned into aiding the people execute these legal orders, and, if necessary, to escort those in violations from the people's Government buildings."
Oh look, they're calling for a military coup! Isn't that special???
"Non-partisan double Investigations shall commence, without interruption or dismissal, against Barack Obama II for treason, usurpation, extortion, fraud, acting without legal authority, asserting personal will against Constitutional laws, inciting criminal behavior in breaching Federal Laws and endangering the safety and welfare of these United States, the people and our republic; for violating the oath of the Presidency of America in upholding Constitutional laws and protecting this country and its people. "
So basically double jeopardy star chamber "investigations" for the crime of "Presidenting while Black".
"It is decreed, with public outcry, and by virtue of the executive authority and duty vested in us, the American people, by our Constitution and its laws, that we declare your authorities, powers, positions and titles revoked immediately. It is declared that the illegal form of Totalitarian Government, which you have illegally created and maintained, is hereby, abolished. You are hereby proclaimed to be without power and authority. You are banned from Government employment and from any association of any Government entity where you may influence and thus, pervert. You are subject to investigations, arrests and, accordingly, prosecution, for your crimes against this Nation, it's laws, the people, our government and our republic."
"You have slipped through the slippery fingers of the Justice Department and the courts, but the hands of the people are stronger. You have 3 days after this order to collect your personal property and vacate the people's Government buildings, no later than 5 PM on the 3rd day. If you choose to ignore this order by the people, you will be escorted out by our States' National Guard Units and/or, trained Citizens' Militia, both having Constitutional duty to aid and protect the people but, will also be charged with the duty to ensure your safety and well-being during escort. "
Let's see. The video was posted on 7 January 2011. This article was posted on 20 May 2011.
How did this demand work out for you, skippy??
"But as a last resort, in the absence of aid and protection from our States' National Guards and Citizens' Militia, if we, the people, must peacefully and in an organized manner, enter those offices and escort those in violations out, then those people bear duty to ensure the safety and well-being of those during escort."
Oh, so if the military doesn't stage the coup, then you want them to stand quietly by and hold your hand while you stage that coup.
"The people pledge not to physically overtake our Federal Government, IF we have aid from the military in escorting the violators from all Government buildings, but merely to ensure compliance of Constitutional laws in its rebuilding, healing and future."
"Wahhh! We want our military coup, damnit!!"
"Any military personnel facing court-martial for disobeying orders from then-President Obama, was within rightful and legal position to question his eligibility, therefore must be relieved of all charges brought, and redeemed. No record of any charges related to disobeying orders by Obama shall be maintained, but destroyed immediately. "
Otherwise known as the "Blue Falcon" clause.
"Never shall the people's access of redress be hindered again. Never shall courts dismiss eligibility cases of Presidents, or potential Presidents, again."
Never shall the courts follow the rule of law, again.
1 September - Formerly funny SNL actress Victoria Jackson reports from World Nut Daily's Alaskan cruise.
"I saw the tail of a whale and spray from his blow hole."
Well, Jerome Corsi was on that cruise.
"I saw a bear crossing the street."
But enough about Joseph Farah.
"Next month, Jerome Corsi will be publishing new information about exactly where Obama was when he was supposedly at Columbia University. It contains new evidence linking Obama to communism. "
Ah, so is Corsi stealing from James Manning now???
"Joe Miller, is not a man who pursues power. That's why he qualifies to be a leader. He has a servant's heart."
So if he doesn't "pursue power", why did he whine and moan and challenge the write-in results in the last Alaska senatorial election???
"Joe's beautiful wife, Kathleen Miller, confronted the liberal, biased journalist who was at the tea party. She asked him why he hadn't reported on the proven corruption and voter fraud of the Murkowski election."
Maybe because Joe Miller and his supporters are the only ones making this claim??
"...my video of Jerome Corsi explaining HAARP (High-frequency Active Auroral Research) and contrails..."
Wow, is Jerome Corsi stealing Dr. Kate's act as well???
"We saw glaciers today. A glacier is a big, big piece of ice."
Thank you captain obvious.
"Dr. Jerome Corsi, a brilliant speaker, shared his findings in the mysterious search for the true identity of Barack Obama. He mentioned Obama's Social Security Number from Connecticut. It was not issued to him but to an alias, Harrison J. Bounel, who database searches show is related to Michelle Obama. Why does the president have a false identity? William Ayers, Obama's radical communist long-time friend, was a fugitive and is an expert at false IDs."
Boy, she is REALLY kissing up to Jerome Corsi, isn't she??
2 September - Yet another whiney Pest and eFail letter, boiling down to "Wahh, why did you let the scary black man on the ballot in 2008?? I don't want him there in 2012 or I'll cry and stamp my feet and YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!"
"If it was a Republican President, I would still write this letter."
"Something terribly wrong happened in 2008"
"WAHHH!! THE SCARY BLACK MAN GOT ELECTED!!!! WAHHH!!!"
"Dred Scott v. Sandford, 60 U.S. 393, 476-77 (1857). “The natives, or natural-born citizens, are those born in the country of parents who are citizens.”
Citing one of the most racist and discredited supreme court decisions of all time doesn't help your case any.
"Please look into these matters and let me know if you find them to be true and, if so, what course of action the Division of Elections will take."
I suspect laughter and rolling of eyes will be some of the main courses of action taken.
2 September - Lawrencce Sellin's newest, "Declaration of Independence II - Electric Boogaloo" (Reposted by the seditionists at the Pest and eFail as well)
(Bold face mine)
"We are experiencing, in real-time, the destruction of the Constitution and a flagrant disregard for the rule of law by Congress, the courts and government bureaucrats, who are deliberately hiding the truth about Obama from the American people to maintain their lucrative administrative dictatorship.
The loyalty of Americans is to their country and our Constitution
The loyalty of the American people is to our country and our Constitution, not to criminal officeholders, partisan judges and submissive bureaucrats.
They have all forfeited their privilege to represent us or participate in our government."
O RLY??? Sellin seems to think that government should be "Of the wingbats, by the wingbats, and for the wingbats"
"A nationwide political insurgency must be launched to bring down the political-media complex that neither represents the American people nor retains our confidence and respect.
The focal point of the campaign is to remove Obama from office before the 2012 election and replace candidates for Congress with Constitutional conservatives.
A national communications and information system free from the control of the mainstream media must be established.
Regional political command and control centers can provide small expert teams to inform and train dispersed political units, to select Congressional candidates and to organize petitions, protests or civil disobedience, when appropriate."
So let's see:
1) Insurgency and rebellion
2) The removal and overthrow of a democratically elected President, House, and Senate, to be replaced by loyal party members that follow in lockstep and do not tolerate dissension.
3) The creation of a party-controlled propaganda wing
4) A cellular "central committee" structure, with indoctrination control, to vet candidates for ideological purity and to disrupt, harass, or attack any dissenting viewpoints or ideas.
I don't know what country Sellin thinks the United States is (since he's still living in Helsinki, Finland), but his proposal is certainly not the country I was born and raised in.
And in comments:
"Thank you so much for all you do.
Yes – I am frightened by BO what frightens me even more is the apathy of the people. What has happened to the people I grew up with (WW2 era). Where are they?
I read that the reason the gov’t is insisting on fluoride being in all the water systems is that it creates apathy as a side effect. Perhaps there is something to that because it is a staggering problem.
Thankfully, for people like you whose voice can be heard.
Posted by Martha on 09/02 at 01:05 PM"
2 September - From Facebook, we now have the Barfer Summit!!
Wonder if it will get more people than Haskins' birtherpoolza.
Description The Barfer Summit has been created to gather the best minds in the country to discuss the stupidity of the Birther Summit that was created as part of an ongoing plan to overthrow the government and the will of the people, to scrutinize each of the various players within the Birther movement and to expose them to as much ridicule as possible to formulate the necessary drinking games based on their hilarity, document the delusions of the people as they apply to a fake constitutional crises that they claim exists, and to devise an agenda for the national humiliation of Jerome Corsi, Orly Taitz and any of the other major participants of the birther movement, including a plan to make the American people laugh.
To bring a unified and focused message to the Country about the critical issue of mass stupidity and delusion surrounding the birther movement and how to combat it. Much like vampires and zombies, once birtherism takes hold of people, there is simply no cure. Unfortunately, we cannot simply make really really bad movies about birthers (well maybe we can) so we are left to simply ridicule them in real life. On a serious note, we are dedicated to stopping the spread of birtherism and will reveal methods by which you can protect yourself and family from catching this dreaded mental illness. It may be way too late for some of your neighbors, but YOU can say not to monumental stupidity, which could help to limit the disease. We will also be spreading the truth about the birther movement and providing the true definition of Natural Born Citizen. We will discuss new and unique ways of preventing birtherism from creeping into the minds of normal, average sane people.
Ultimately, this working conference will produce a massive hangover for the participants along with a Declaration of Constitutional and Judicial Reliance which will reaffirm that this Country and its people, is a Nation of Laws that are not to be abused by people who just may be criminally insane.
To mock the monumentally stupid