In today's dispatches, looks like Darren Huff had quite the party planned after they liberated Walter Fitzpatrick from the courthouse. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi once again shows he can dish it out but can't take it. "AttackWatch" seems to have the birthers bleating that that nasty ol' Obama is being mean to them by, oh, defending himself against their lies.
Paul Valley wants a coup but can't find anyone to lead it. Dean Haskins Hawaiian Vacation continues, with a good chunk of the article being devoted to his whining that he got caught lying. Whining AND Racism at Dr. Kate's AND Canada Free Press.
Two from Carl Swensson, a fringeless courtroom for a brand new and improved Fake Grand Jury! Sharon Rondeau gives her list of what she sees as "Obama's eligibility issues" and the reality-based community sees as "utter tripe". Sammie Sewell tries to do a "look at me! Look at me!!" Ron Polland/Polarik seems to be traveling down a path that will end with his eventually claiming every single birth certificate ever in Hawaii is a forgery. And Daryn Moran seems to be getting more unstable.
12 September - Docket from Darren Huff's case
"09/12/2011 115 RESPONSE in Opposition by USA as to Darren Wesley Huff re 112[RECAP] MOTION for Return of Property/PreTrial (Attachments: # 1 Exhibit 1 - 5/3/2010 Receipt for Returned Property, # 2 Exhibit 2 - 5/3/2010 Receipt Two for Returned Property, # 3 Exhibit 3 - 6/11/2010 Receipt for Returned Property, # 4 Exhibit 4 - 4/30/2010 Receipt for Seized Property)(Theodore, Jeffrey) (Entered: 09/12/2011)"
(Scribd link here)
"The government contends that it has returned to the defendant all items seized from his vehicle and person at the time of his arrest which were not deemed to be contraband or potential evidence. (See Attachments 1, 2, and 3, listing returned property.1)
The government submits that all other items seized from his vehicle and person are potential evidence in this case. The government has always stood ready to make these seized items available for inspection, photographing and copying. If the defendant believes that there are non-evidentiary/non-contraband personal items in the possession of the government, the defendant should specify with particularity what those items are. If so specified, the government will review those items again for evidentiary value.
The defendant also seeks the return of property seized from his residence in Dallas, Georgia. That evidence was seized pursuant to a search warrant issued by the U.S. District Court in the Northern District of Georgia. Thus, pursuant Fed. R. Crim. P. 41(g), any motion for return of property for those items must be brought in the Northern District of Georgia. The government notes, however, that the items seized from the defendant’s residence consist of an AK-47 rifle with four magazines and ammunition. (See Attachment 4, listing items seized from residence.) These items are clearly evidence of the charged offenses and should not be returned."
So what did he get back?
Exhibit One (scribd link here)
A gold colored Invicta watch. A black mens belt A brown mens wallet w/ Sams Club card, Georgia Drivers Licence, various debit cards. $6.06 in cash, A blackberry cell phone.
Exhibit Two (scribd link here)
HP Laptop with power cord.
Exhibit Three (scribd link here)
One makita tool box. An adult DVD called "Tranny Hunter". A pink dildo w/ remote control. A Makita impact wrench. 2 nut drivers. 4 condoms. 1 bottle of KY jelly. And 1 master card.
Sounds like he had a party planned after the festivities were over. Wonder if Walter Fitzpatrick or Carl Swensson were invited as well?
Or maybe this is what Huff meant by "concealed carry". Dildos are supposedly illegal in Georgia, after all.....
And what did they keep?
Exhibit Four (scribd link here)
AK-47 w/ four magazines, and a ammo can with 390 5.56 caliber rounds.
Wow, this "patriot" can't even buy American when it comes to his firearms.
14 September - Looks like swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi is upset at having his lies called out on AttackWatch.
"The Obama campaign for the 2012 presidential race has launched a new "fight the smears" type website, this time called "AttackWatch.com," with a personal attack on Dr. Jerome Corsi, the author of the best-selling "Where's the Birth Certificate?"
If by "best-selling" you mean "#10,457 on Amazon and #11,923 on Barnes and Noble". There was the one time it appeared on the New York Times list, but that was with the dagger denoting mass purchases of the book.......
"The ominous black and white website has a blood-red color overlay over a photograph of Corsi"
Ooooh, scary!!
"Corsi, who noted the Obama camp earlier tried to raise funds on supporters' fears of what is being revealed about Obama, said there's a reason for the Obama re-election campaign to be creating such sites."
The fact that people like Corsi keep making up lies and bullshit about them??
"The White House is in panic mode," Corsi said. "The White House knows the truth – that Obama is not a natural born citizen, for many reasons, including that he was a dual citizen at birth due to his father being a Kenyan citizen."
No, I'm pretty certain it's because people like Corsi keep making up lies and bullshit about them.
"The dispute centers around the U.S. Constitution's requirement that a president be only a "natural born Citizen." That was generally thought during the time the Constitution was being written to be the offspring of two citizens of a country on that country's soil."
Funny how neither the Constitution, US legal code, or 200+ years of case law fail to state that though....
"WND has reported on an extensive list of experts in imaging, computers and other fields who have stated unequivocally that the "Certificate of Live Birth" that the president presented as a real document is, in fact, a fake."
They have experts?? All we've seen so far are birthers, conspiracy nuts, fringe scientists, and disgruntled PUMAs. We haven't seen any real experts to date.
"He noted that instead of an elaborate website, the White House easily could put to the issue to rest."
He did. Your response was to round a batch of birther wannbe "experts" and come up with theories to explain away the evidence.
"What the White House should do is answer the questions: Where is the real birth certificate?"
Department of Health, State of Hawaii.
"Why can't qualified forensic examiners have access to Obama's birth records in Hawaii to determine if they are authentic?"
Privacy laws, State of Hawaii guidelines, Department of Health protocols, and the fact that you would just explain away anything real experts had to say anyway.
"Why doesn't the Congress hold hearings on Obama's eligibility, the same way the Senate investigated John McCain's eligibility in 2008?"
Funny, a bill recognizing McCain as a Natural Born US Citizen due to one or both parents being US Citizens isn't a "hearing" or "investigation". And Obama had no need for such, being born in the United States and therefore, under US Law and the US Constitution, a Natural Born US Citizen.
"He said the White House is fully aware of the evidence reported by WND that suggests the document it released April 27 and presented to the world as a birth certificate is, in fact, "a forged document."
I'm sure World Nut Daily's stories are the cause of much eye-rolling and laughing there.
"The specific attack on Corsi came under the "myth" about questions regarding Obama's eligibility."
Only because I suspect they were too polite to use the word "bullshit"
"It was on April 27, with great fanfare, that Obama finally released his "birth certificate" after years of stonewalling, spending a fortune on attorneys to block its release and defend against dozens of lawsuits brought by citizens wanting to see it, claiming he had already released it and ridiculing everybody who said he had not released it.
Yet a stunning Gallup Poll taken more than a week later (May 5-8) showed more than half of all Americans remain unconvinced Obama was born in the U.S"
You know, if you're going to lie about something, then it's not usually a good idea to link to the story that disproves your lie. Because the breakdown was:
"In a Gallup Poll taken May 5-8, 47% of those surveyed — less than a majority — say they believe the president was "definitely" born in the United States. Another 18% say he "probably" was born here."
So that's 65% who believe he was definitely or probably born in the United States.
"8% say he probably was born elsewhere, 5% say he definitely was, and 20% say they don't know enough to say."
Verses 13% who say he was definitely or probably not born in the United States and 20% who don't know enough to say one way or another.
Gee, World Nut Daily lies about polling numbers. Again.
Oh, and a couple gems in comments:
"Thomas Dowling
Truth Is Always Truth!
The “Chain of Command” is broken at the Top!
0bama Broke the “Chain of Command”.
0bama Must Be Arrested as a Terrorist to “We the People’ and Our Beloved Constitution for charges including Treason, Espionage, Sedition and Fraud.
A Traitor’s signature is Null and Void on ALL Executive Orders, Legislature, Treaties, Laws, and Appointments.
Stand by your oath……………The oath is simple and reads:
“I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same, that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.”
"Robert Snyder Jr. · Top Commenter
As a founding member of Oathkeepers I can assure you my oath is sacred to me. Members on active duty are growing daily..."
"Wahhh! I want my military coup!!!"
"John de Soto · State University of New York at Buffalo
Robert Snyder Jr. You will not see a restoration of the Constitutional Republic created by the Constitution until the CSA is restored."
"David Ferrara
John de Soto AMEN JOHN-THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN."
Oh look. Neo-Confederates.
"William Edward Laughridge
It's time for the American people, the main stream media and the judges appointed to do their jobs, demand the presidents birth certificate, the transcripts from schools and if this man is in deed NOT eligible, then he needs to step down. In fact, the Democratic party needs to give up the white house for either lying or not vetting this man."
Yeah! Who cares about "the will of the people" or "democracy!" One-Party mob rule for America!!!
"Miguel Veras · Top Commenter
Slowly but surely, i can hear the prison doors now, Pelosi, Obama, Reid, Rangel and the whole cabol. Keep fighting America, we are winning."
"....any day now......any day now......any day now......any day now......"
15 September - Wheee. Looks like "AttackWatch" has the birtherstani's collective knickers in a knot. Seems they think it's some "report your neighbor" type thing, rather than a way to check in on lies and rumours about Obama.
They really seem to hate it when that "uppity darkie" actually defends himself......
"Obama has begun a web site that requests the people report on what is being said about him. That’s kind of like Jesse James asking who knows which banks he’s robbed.
Here is the URL if you would like to turn yourself in."
15 September - Paul Vallely whines that there doesn't seem to be anyone to lead the glorious people's revolt he wants.
"The memory and remembrance of 9/11 is being observed this week across the country, yet this administration deems it a Day of Service and Remembrance."
So if we help our fellow Americans, the terrorists win??
"That privilege is just another example of using his ‘bully pulpit’ for personal gain, and the advancement of his agenda FIRST, proving his fealty to something other than America itself. Instead, he chose to make a mockery of our system once again. He even said he would take his message across the land for the next 14 months. All the while, castigating Congress for only seeking re-election and not working to fix America, and helping re-create an environment to help job-creators to do just that. Congress, the President, and any federal offices do not create jobs, entrepreneurs do! Unless it’s another union, public sector job!
Meanwhile, Al Qaeda and the perverted radical Islamists here and abroad are playing out their moves very judiciously and both Al Qaeda/Jihadists and Mr. Obama fully understand the domino effect of radical Islam, the caliphate, and Jihad. Threats in recent days building up to today’s remembrance, coupled with such avarice and narcissistic political gamesmanship are creating a vortex where the country is now in a flat-spin to destruction"
"Wahhh! That uppity darkie wants to create jobs in America rather than have people go off to fight towelheads!!!"
"We cannot permit the current leaders in the White House, the Halls of Congress and many judicial courts to continue in their efforts to lead us down this road of Progressive Socialism and chaos.
In our opinion, President Obama, his appointees and czars must be replaced immediately."
"Wahhh! Wheres my coup??? I WANT MY COUP!!!"
"We are at a point that if Demand Resignations and a new Congressional make up do not change the direction of the country then we must precede to Impeachment, arrests and a serious transfer of Power at the highest levels of government."
"WHERE'S MY COUP!!!!"
"We are a representative republic; not a democracy, where “rising up” means other than revolution by use of arms; the people must “rise up” now. (Stand Up as we say now) Rise from the grass roots across this great country as we think of the greater good of this and future generations. We are limited in the peaceful transfer of power…resignation, elections, and impeachment, but these high bars must be overcome."
O RLY???
"The Obama White House and identifiable Members of Congress are now on a treasonous death march and are bankrupting the country beyond expectations. We have watched them violate their sacred oath of office. “We, the People” cannot necessarily wait for the next round of elections."
"Wahhh! That uppity darkie might win another term!! We HAVE to stop him from running again!!!"
"A civil uprising is still not out of the question as “pain” grips the country more each day. We are in a battle for the survival of the United States. "
"I WANT MY COUP NOW DAMNIT!!! DON'T PEOPLE KNOW THERE"S A SCARY BLACK GUY PRETENDING TO BE PRESIDENT!!!!"
15 September - Day Two of Haskins Hawaiian Vacation.
"Kapiolani Medical Center Shuck and Jive On Day 2"
"Shuck and Jive", eh??
"Before I share some of today's highlights, I would like to clarify something. I have become aware that one of the particularly irksome Obots reported that she called Kapiolani Medical Center to try verify my story from yesterday, and got this response: “We have no comment on this topic [the Haskins story], except to say it is not true.” First, as I believe this Obot to be of dubious character, I think it's entirely possible that she never actually made any call to anybody;"
Irony much???
"however, if she did actually call and get that response, I believe it is quite revealing of the lengths to which the administration of Kapiolani Medical Center will go to cover their tracks where Obama is concerned."
Or, what is far more likely, you got caught in a big ol' lie, was called out on it, and now you're lying some more to try and cover it up.
"As we walked into the hospital yesterday, our videographer taped our entrance, but as soon as we were in the lobby, a security guard informed us that we could not tape any more footage without the consent of the administration (which, he said, would take us more than a day to obtain). Had that not happened, we would have taped our time in the records office, and could have clearly shown the conversation that I reported (however, if we had, it is likely that the employee would not have been so forthcoming)."
Seems to me that videotaping ANYTHING at a hospital without approval is a big ol' violation of State AND Federal patient privacy laws. The smart thing would have been to check with the hospital before making the attempt.
Assuming, of course, said videographer actually existed and wasn't just another figment of Haskins imagination.
"There was a female employee at one of the two desks to the right, a female employee who was helping Miki Booth, and a female employee who was sitting at the desk directly behind the counter. That was the employee with whom I had the extemporaneous conversation."
You mean the one that sounded exactly like you talk?? Funny thing that.....
"We made no comments about anything to do with Obama, as Miki was merely filling out the form to receive her son's records. The conversation I had with the employee included nothing about why were here in Honolulu or anything about Obama. I simply asked the questions as I reported yesterday."
Yet the pictures showed you were wearing shirts for your "Birther Summit". Being as the hospital has been harassed for a while now by birthers, I suspect they were able to figure things out.
"Now, if the Obot is lying about making the call, that would be understandable, and of little import, as we already know the character issues that exist with those creatures."
We've seen this happen time and time again with Haskins. When someone disputes his facts, provides evidence to back their claims, or proves he's lying about something, he immediately goes on the attack, goes into ad hominem attacks, and accuses the person of doing the same things that Haskins was doing. Remember, he's very thin-skinned and hates being confronted or being placed on the defensive.
This reply is very typical of his usual behaviour - and to anyone who knows him, tends to prove that yes, he was indeed lying.
"However, if the director of ANYTHING with Kapiolani Medical Center did actually issue that statement, then the director is, for some reason (that we can probably all figure out), lying. "
Or, has is more likely, Haskins was caught lying and is now trying to cover his ass.
"Supposedly, this director stated that the only person who would have been in the records office would have been a receptionist. That is a blatant lie, as there are three desks directly behind the counter. Why would they have two unassigned desks right behind the counter?"
Budget cuts or they're for part-time workers??
"We know why an Obot would lie—it's in their nature to lie."
Projection much??
"We'll likely be returning to Honolulu later in the year, and I personally challenge this “director” to meet with us in the room where the conversation took place, and explain why there are three occupied desks directly behind the counter,"
Yeah, good luck with that skippy. Considering your usual obnoxious behaviour and personal agenda, I doubt said director would want to give you the time of day.
"Because of our tight schedule here, I have not had an opportunity to call this “director” myself, but I think I'll do just that when I get back to the mainland. Since I was there and she wasn't, it should prove to be an interesting conversation—and I'll let you all know what is said. Actually, I can't wait to speak with her!"
What, you haven't made up the conversation yet??
"Today, we visited the Department of Health, and it turned into quite the showdown. Miki Booth did most of the talking, and I can assure you that the gentleman to whom she spoke was not happy that we were there."
I bet.
"Eventually, a long line of people formed behind us, and they were becoming increasingly vocal about having to wait."
Gee, I wonder why. They have places to be and things to do as well, and two crazy mainlanders were acting like jerks and holding up the line because of their paranoid conspiracy theories.
Rude, arrogant, and obnoxious. Yep, that's Dean Haskins alright.
"Jesse called a supervisor, and we heard him frantically state, “We have birthers down here!”
I suspect Haskins misheard "laughingly" for "frantically".
"Of course, there wasn't anyone higher up who would speak with us, and we were told that Mr. Onaka was in Guam. One can only imagine why he was in Guam. Good luck with that one, Hawaiians."
Conference perhaps?? Or maybe, as the closest state to Guam, Hawaii helps co-ordinate vital statistics and records??
Ah, but that would be the common sense answer.
"Miki asked how she could get a copy of her son's actual long form birth certificate, and Mr. Koike informed us that the only way to do that would be to have a court order. Does anyone happen to recall a court order being part of the Obama narrative regarding how he obtained his supposed long form birth certificate from Hawaii? I didn't think so."
First off, Miki Booth claimed to have had a "long form" of her son's certificate BEFORE Obama released his. In fact, she told the Pest and eFail, she just walked in and got it.
Gee, you think she lied too??
Second off, as was explained before, Obama had to specifically request a copy of his long form, and the request had to be approved by the Director of Health BEFORE the copy was made. And it was explained in the document trail with said document that they ordinarily don't release copies of that record. So gee, no big surprise there.
" When Miki pointed out that the parental information is necessary for a passport, Jesse told her that, in those cases, people must ask the Department of Health to update their birth certificates to include that information. Miki's response to that answer was dead on. She said, “That is just lame!”
And, I suspect, a big fat lie as well. The rules were changed on 1 April 2011, and it's impossible to believe that the State of Hawaii wouldn't be following Federal guidelines in that regard.
"Hawaii has been a lovely place to visit, but in dealing with places like Kapiolani Medical Center and the Department of Health, it is more than apparent that they are absolutely involved in a covert operation to conceal the truth."
Translation - Haskins wasn't told what he wanted to hear.
"Especially at the Department of Health, there was an almost palpable air of deception in the verbal exchange—as if someone were trying much too hard to prove his own innocence. We'll likely be back in a month or two, and we would love an opportunity to sit down with Mr. Onaka and/or Loretta Fuddy, and have an open and honest conversation about our questions; but, I'm not very hopeful that will ever happen."
Gee, I can't imagine why they wouldn't want to waste the Hawaiian Taxpayer's money and time to sit down with a rude, obnoxious mainland conspiracy nut who harassed one of their employees, spreads lies about their department and their records, and wouldn't believe anything he was told by them in the first place.
"We've been told by a number of people about the overwhelming loyal support for Obama by the residents of Honolulu, but we spoke with many individuals on the island, and while there was the occasional blind (rabid) supporter, most of the people to whom we spoke were very open to what we had to say, and were not complimentary at all about either Obama or Neil Abercrombie—it seems many of them have become aware of the fact that they are receiving a very bad deal from both of them."
There's a Hawaiian word that is used to describe claims like this.
"'Ai Kae"
"My late father was stationed at Hickam Air Force Base"
My late father was stationed there as well during the Vietnam war, and I lived in base housing during that time period.
"After Pearl Harbor, we visited a replica of a Japanese Buddhist temple. During the visit, I found out that morning doves know they can fully trust birthers, as I stretched out my hand to feed some Koi in a pond, and this guy perched there and ate every bit of the food I had my hand."
If it's the one in the valley of the temples, guess what? They do that for ALL tourists. Even the ones wearing stupid t-shirts.
Of course, considering most of the birthers, I could just comment about another example of bird-brains flocking around Dean Haskins.......
15 September - At Dr. Kate's cesspool, the natives are getting restless.
"no-nonsense-nancy
September 15, 2011 at 5:47 am
Now it is becoming more clear as to why the attack on Gibson Guitar. The “green” police are going to confiscate Americans’ guitars and other items made of exotic woods from India. Like GUNS!!! Our 2nd ammendment stops them from confiscating our guns but if they steal them for the wood it is OK?
When are we going to DC and yank that trailer trash out of our White House????????????????????????????????????????????? March will be too late. Sorry, Dean and all!"
"WAHHH!! THE SCARY BLACK MAN IS STILL PRESIDENT!!!!!"
"heather
September 16, 2011 at 6:53 am
So now we not only have muslims in america screaming they don’t come under the american constitution, but are ruled by sharia law AND NOW WE HAVE THIS!
Now all blacks will take full advantage of the race bait issue and use it for everything…………..obama has completely destroyed are legal system.
"But we're not racist, honest!!"
15 September - And here's a gem at Canada Free Press.
"Because of his narcissistic, thuggish ‘rule,’ the President’s poll numbers and stature are diving in parallel with his premeditated crushing of our economy. He is hoping he can dupe enough Democrats, regressive-Progressives, Independents, the media, union thugs, Hollywood brats, eco-Nazis, ‘’registered’ illegals ,’ racists against Americans of Euro decent, anti-Christians, anti-Semites and the undereducated long enough to steal a second term in order to drive the final nails into the coffin of the United States of America."
So basically "everyone who doesn't look like, act like, think like, or worship like me"
Oh, and according to Gallup, day 963 of the first term in office:
Obama - 43%
GW Bush - 52%
Clinton - 44%
GHW Bush - 70%
Reagan - 47%
Carter - 30%
Average - 47%
A bit less than average, but in line with both Clinton and Reagan at this stage of their first terms.
"It is a pity that many of those who support President Gantry are victims of his revenge. He knows he needs to keep the elitists of the ‘Ruling Class’ happy, lest he lose their financial and self-centered support, so he looks past his hate of those he despises at the top as he uses them to attack those he can attack. His target is the ‘unenlightened’ Caucasian, middle-class, free enterprise, private-sector workers and/or entrepreneurial business-owners. "
Racist much??
"It is going to be an ugly thirteen-plus months, and as Elmer’s polls number continue their ‘Obysmal’ descent, he will ratchet up the rhetoric to advance his lies, hate and the destruction of our Constitutional republic. It is time for true Judeo and Christian believers to look past party, union affiliation, race and ideology to identify political candidates who have our entire nation’s best interests at heart."
Other faiths need not apply, eh??
15 September - A two-fer from Carl Swensson:
First, from his badly put-together website:
"Here's a simple task... Take back your City or County (As this pic shows) by getting rid of those damned Gold Fringed Flags!
If the Constitutional flag is good enough for us then it better be good enough for them!"
Looks like Carl is playing with the "Sovereign Citizen" movement. Remember, they claim a fringed flag is a military flag and its appearance in a courtroom means the courtroom is under military or admiralty law.
If he starts to complain when his name is in all caps, or signs his name as "Carl:Swensson", we know for sure he's drank the Sovereign Citizen flavour-aid.
And then on Facebook, with the same picture:
"Carl Swensson
Here’s what you’ve been waiting for! Finally, I laid Constitutional claim to the Clayton County, GA Commission meeting room.
In addition, I got a commitment from County Commission Chairman, Eldrin Bell (pictured shaking my hand), to agree to the use of this county facility to hold the first official Citizens Grand Jury. Next step is to meet with the Sheriff (next week) to hammer out some details and another meeting with the Clerk of Court (met and discussed this last night with her) who will supply me with a list of retired Judges to approach for the purpose of seating the GJ. Sheriff Kimbrough and C of C Jacquline Wills in addition to our Tax Commissioner appear eager to assist in rooting out corrupt Public officials. Will keep you posted on the progress…"
Oh wow. Do we get "Fantasy Tiddlywinks League 2 - Electric Boogaloo"???
Why do I suspect what really happened is that the Clayton County Republican Party offered to donate a new flag for the courtroom, and the court officials, not realizing Carl's nuttier than a squirrel orgy, said "sure!"
To the court officals "hey free flag!" To Carl "I reclaim this courtroom in the name of Zuul" or some such nonsense.
15 September - Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau gives her "three most significant Obama eligibility hurdles"
(Bold face mine)
"1. Obama’s father was a foreign national and not a U.S. citizen. Extensive research has shown that the citizenship of the parents, or at least the father, is vital to the child’s being a “natural born Citizen,” as required by Article II, Section 1, clause 5 of the U.S. Constitution."
Actually extensive research has shown the exact opposite. 200+ years of US law, US legal rulings, the US Constitution, have ALL confirmed that a person with citizenship from birth either due to parents or having been born in the US is a Natural Born US Citizen.
"2. Having used his birthplace as the basis for his claim of eligibility, there exists a plethora of evidence that even that contention is false. If it is true that Obama was born outside the country, then even his “native born” citizenship status, which would not qualify him for the presidency, is at issue. "
Again, there is no credible evidence to support the claim that Obama was born outside of the United States. There is a considerable amount of evidence to lead people to conclude that yes, he was born in the United States.
"3. The first CRS memo contended that the Certification of Live Birth which appeared on the internet in June 2008 was sufficient to prove Obama’s birth in Hawaii, yet another image was presented on April 27, 2011. If the latest birth certificate presented to the public by Obama is a forgery as many experts have claimed and which was predicted, then he is guilty of fraud, forgery, and possibly multiple felonies. "
Notice here that Rondeau admits to the fact that the birthers were prepared to reject any long form released as a forgery, sight unseen.
And since the State of Hawaii has confirmed (repeatedly) that both the short form COLB and long form are valid copies of their records, then by law they can't be forgeries since they were issued by the state agency responsible for such records.
" Obama has been accused of treason by thousands of American citizens but refused to address the charge."
Obama could be accused of being an alien space lizard by thousands of American citizens as well, but it wouldn't make that any the less credible either.
I'm surprised Rondeau didn't just go "Wahh, he's a scary black man and I DON'T LIKE HIM!!" and call it good.
15 September - Trust Sam Sewell, unlicensed 'pastorial therapist' and attention whore supreme, to try and horn in on the "AttackWatch" tempest in a teacup. (reposted at the Pest and eFail)
"I am feeling left out! So far no one has reported that I am a committed debunker of all the Obama lies. A man's character can be more accurately measured by those he offends than by those he pleases. Please confirm that you are offended by my website so that I might wear your displeasure as a badge of honor"
Ego much??
Oh, and Sammie has a sideline. Selling Shaklee suppliments. Not to mention pimping his book on Lulu. Wonder if he offers any discounts for his fellow birthers - or plans to have a table selling his wares at birtherpoozla.
16 September - Ron Polland / Polarik comes up with his latest flight of insanity. Not content with his previous claim that every single picture of Obama and his parents and grandparents are forgeries, he's now insisting that the "Nordyke" birth certificates are themselves forgeries!
As many of you know, the Nordykes are twins born around the same time Obama was. The birthers originally held up their certificates as proof of "what a 'real' birth certtifcate looks like", and, after Obama released the long form and it looked like the Nordyke certificates, as proof Obama's long form was a forgery due to supposed problems with the serial numbers.
Now, for those in the reality based community, the supposed "inaccuracies" in the serial numbers are due to the fact that Obama and the Nordykes were born on a weekend and the certificates were more than likely processed the following monday. That's not good enough for Polland / Polarik though.
"On July 28, 2009, the Honolulu Advertiser ran a story about Eleanor Nordyke and a photo of her holding two "photostats" of the long-form birth certificates allegedly made for her twin daughters, Susan & Gretchen. Everyone has referred to these as examples of "genuine long-form birth certificates" and nobody ever thought to question their authenticity.
That is, until I came along and analyzed them."
Awfully full of himself, isn't he??
"Not only was Gretchen's birth certificate image a cut-and-paste job from Susan's, both of their certificate numbers (10637 & 10638) are more than a tad off the mark.
How far off? Watch the video. Also, stay tuned, this weekend, for the videos of my groundbreaking deconstruction and reconstruction of Obama's long-form birth certificate. See how the forged PDF, and its many anomalies, were actually made."
Ah, I see Polland / Polarik is trying to recapture his lost glory as the birtherstani birth certificate "expert". Wonder if World Nut Daily will add him to their stable of fake "experts", or treat him like yesterday's news.
The video is here. We actually hear Polland / Polarik's voice
Actually something interesting here. Polland / Polarik shows what looks like the same heavily redacted long form that Paul Irey used in Corsi's latest World Nut Daily article. Except the fact he seems to have the entire certificate number - or more of it than World Nut Daily showed. I wonder if Polland/Polarik and Paul Irey got it from the same source. Or, for that matter, if Polland/Polarik WAS Irey's source. He's forged copies before, after all.
As for his claims about the Nordyke certificates being "cut and paste" from each other, he overlays one over the other to show they're almost identical. Except they aren't it seems. Which he explains away by saying the differences are deliberate to make them look different when they really aren't.
Polland / Polarik also claims that the State of Hawaii has been deliberately forging birth certificates for "illegal aliens" since statehood so that they can commit mass welfare fraud.
Right........
Polland / Polarik is so in love with his own theories that he's obviously making things up to try and explain away anything that doesn't match his theories. Which just continues to build and build into a birther burrito of bullshit.
So how are the birtherstani reacting to Polland / Polarik's latest claim?? Well, some birthers have something almost like basic reasoning skills:
"DGroundhog said...
"That is, until I came along and analyzed them."
...and the shameless self-promotion of Dr Ronald Polland continues.
September 16, 2011 3:32 AM
"Anonymous said...
RP has too much time on his hands, Had he actually done his research, he would have found out that in 1961, HI averaged over 2000 births a month. ALL births from all islands go through the same office. DUH! And people woinder how conspiracies get started. The Nordyke twins were born to a DOCTOR who probably kept the originals in a safe all these years. Another DUH!
September 16, 2011 7:50 AM"
"AuntieMadder said...
Does anyone have Polland's email address? I want to send him a scanned copy of by birth certificate so that he can prove it, too, is a forgery.
Seriously, I have long held doubts/suspicions about Polland/Polarik.
September 16, 2011 12:39 PM"
However, we're discussing birthers, who, by and large, usually need to drop their pants to show their lobotomy scars.
"bn said...
EXPLOSIVE! Thanks for the great work.
The signatures overlay is slam dunk, irrefutable, proof of fraud. You try making your own signature exactly alike. It's impossible.
This explains a lot - especially the willingness of the State of Hawaii to participate in the cover up.
What happened to Sheriff Joe? When is ANYONE with the power that we the people gave to them going to do something about this?
September 16, 2011 3:32 AM"
"Anonymous said..
This video only proves one thing. Congress needs to launch an investigation with all documents from the Hawaii DOH.
If this guy is right about the numbers, he does not explain Eleanor Nordyke motives and background. Something is not right here. Eleanor Nordyke looks like a cookie baker, not a Photoshop expert.
September 16, 2011 7:25 AM"
"TRUE PATRIOTS (NAVY VET) said...
I wonder how much money this woman recieved to implicate her twin daughters in such a horrid affair. I hope Susan and Gretchen speak up, or do they even exist? Who could do such a wretched thing? I am simply appalled.
September 16, 2011 7:53 AM"
"H. Jones said...
I'm still processing this, but my first response is to think that this may be proof of a conspiracy; a big one!
September 16, 2011 7:58 AM"
Anonymous said...
When Ron does the overlay and matching of the twins BC in the second half of his video, it reveals the BCs are obviously FAKE. Why are they fake? Too many typed elements match up perfectly....even the signatures match up.
My guess is that these twins BCs were presented by Obots to try and match the numbering sequence with the fake Obama BC.
Mrs. Nordyke was used by Obots as a willing stooge in the making and displaying of her daughter's fake BCs.
The certificate number of the WND female 'volunteer' BC which starts with 09XXX is probably a correct number for that week of Hawaii BC.
September 16, 2011 8:06 AM"
"Covert Operative said...
I've always had a bad feeling in the back of my head about this being true. I remember that article where she talked about the racism against Obama. She needs to be interviewed again.
September 16, 2011 10:31 AM"
"California birther/dualer/doubter said...
@Covert Operative at 10:31 a.m.:
My thoughts echo yours. I, too, remember reading something somewhere about this woman, who brings Fuddy Duddy to mind, sticking up for the Zero, which caused me to raise an eyebrow and wonder what gives. Now this explains it all. The puzzle is indeed slowly but surely coming together.
September 16, 2011 12:46 PM"
16 September - Daryn Moran seems to be going though manic phases since his discharge from the Air Force, as his twitter feed shows. After 10 September, nothing until 15-16 September. And then, a flood.
"DarynJMoran
Today I contacted a County Commissioner in Nebraska. We will be coordinating my plans in the city with all local authorities.
13 hours ago
DarynJMoran
On the menu are flyers and public meetings. My flyer idea is from old westerns. WANTED above Obama's face and REWARD underneath.
13 hours ago"
You mean like this one about JFK that was distributed in Dallas before his visit??
"DarynJMoran
I will be organizing the reward for any Sheriff interested in arresting Obama. 1,000 Americans, with names and phone numbers, to give $100.
13 hours ago"
DarynJMoran
Total REWARD to arrest the criminal forger Obama, $100,000. You'd think that would be incentive enough for someone. Have to make it happen
13 hours ago"
Well, that would involve:
1) Getting 1,000 birthers willing to cough up $100 each.
2) Finding a sheriff stupid enough to make the attempt.
Of course, if you found a sheriff stupid enough to make the attempt, $100,000 might be a good start on said soon to be ex-sheriff's legal bills, since I suspect the Secret Service and the FBI would have arrested his or her happy ass......
"DarynJMoran
Maybe Obama wasn't listening when I spoke in Germany. He will listen to me here in America. So will the GOP. I plan to see them in Iowa.
13 hours ago"
"Oh good, another fruitcake" will be their reaction.
"DarynJMoran
Our future in Heaven isn't that far off anyway. I'm already 40 yrs old. Many people think my stand for the truth will result in soon death
13 hours ago"
Trying to set yourself up as a marytr??
"DarynJMoran
Obama can bow all he wants to foreign dignitaries. We don't clain his criminal mind anyhow. He doesn't cross his heart to our anthem.
13 hours ago"
"DarynJMoran
Yep, B. Obama is the clear and present danger to the USA. He is every single TRUE American's enemy.
13 hours ago"
"DarynJMoran
Of course, everyone swallowing his liberal kool aid politics basically care nothing for our Constitution and our founding under God.
13 hours ago"
"DarynJMoran Daryn J. Moran
That's right GOD. Until GOD can be defeated, I will not fear. He is my GOD and I love Him and will proclaim His goodness and his wrath.
13 hours ago"
Yeah, he's trying to be a martyr. The question is, is he all talk and no hat, or is he crazy enough to try and do something stupid - and are certain birthers egging him on if that's the case?


Thousands? Though they are a lazy sort who apparently don't bother to show up at rallies (neo-nazis and the KKK do better on rally attendance), even with thousands, that is far less than the 235 million adult Americans. Being eing extremely kind and using 10,000, the percentage was somewhere around .0004%. Yet, Sharon thinks he should pay attention to the extreme minority.
I suppose, she would not like to find out that the NAACP is much, much, much larger and more important than the birthers.
Posted by: Northland10 | September 16, 2011 at 04:47 PM
attackwatch.net
Posted by: whodunit | September 16, 2011 at 11:28 PM
whodunit - Oh how cute. The birthers are imitating Obama's campaign. How precious. *chuckle*
I see the registrar is the "Terry Lakin Action Fund". I thought that money they were raising lately was supposed to go to Lakin and his family, not doing a pale imitation of a campaign site.
No imagination.....
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | September 16, 2011 at 11:56 PM
Oh, and they misspelled Orly's name....
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | September 17, 2011 at 12:04 AM
Looks like it's just copypasta from ORYR.
Posted by: That Other Mike | September 17, 2011 at 05:36 AM
"When Miki pointed out that the parental information is necessary for a passport ..."
I call BS on this. The "Parental Information" section of the passport application, Form DS 11, asks for the parent's name, date of birth, place of birth, gender and whether a U.S. citizen. See http://www.state.gov/documents/organization/79955.pdf. However, the applicant is not required to provide documentary evidence to support his/her responses. One way to obtain the information necessary to complete this portion of the application is to ask one's parents or other family members where Mom and Dad were born.
Posted by: GeorgetownJD | September 18, 2011 at 10:15 AM
"When Miki pointed out that the parental information is necessary for a passport ..."
I call BS on this. The "Parental Information" section of the passport application, Form DS 11, asks for the parent's name, date of birth, place of birth, gender and whether a U.S. citizen. See http://www.state.gov/documents/organization/79955.pdf. However, the applicant is not required to provide documentary evidence to support his/her responses. One way to obtain the information necessary to complete this portion of the application is simply to ask one's parents or other family members where Mom and Dad were born.
Posted by: GeorgetownJD | September 18, 2011 at 10:15 AM
funny thing, when i read moran's tweets, i saw this:
i guess when you've read one religious extremist you've read 'em all, eh?
Posted by: aarrgghh | September 18, 2011 at 01:54 PM
Didn't I predict shortly after the release of the LFBC that one day the birthers would throw the Nordyke BC's under the bus, too?
(Though they've done a good job at collectively "forgetting" them so far as well.)
I didn't watch the video, but how does Polarik spin the fact that if the Nordyke BC's were fakes, why did they make the numbers "out of sequence" with Obama's? Is this again the "they did it on purpose to flip off the birthers" argument? Crap never gets old, just crappier, it seems.
Posted by: The Magic M | September 19, 2011 at 01:46 AM
Patrick, have you seen this?
Orly Taitz mulling Senate run
Ten to one she files a day late.
Posted by: MaryRC | September 19, 2011 at 10:50 AM