No dispatches last friday, had family matters to attend to. Which, of course, means a busy few days in birtherstan.
Can Google come up with a "Lame Cherry to English" translator?? Dr. Kate still wants a military coup. Walter Fitzpatrick goes to court and manages to screw up big time. The civil war between normal birthers and the de Vattelists is getting noticed.
Tea Party groups in Florida and New Jersey plan to harass their sheriffs as well. The racist artist "Nobarack08" loves him some Dred Scott decision. Dean Haskins and Charles Kerchner plan to attend the Value Voters summit in hopes of pimping birtherpoolza.
Lawrence Sellin doesn't seem to like any elected officials anymore, and wants one-party teahaddist rule. Dr. Orly is upset that the SSA dared to object to her motion to reconsider, while there seems to be some difference between her version of her trip to Washington DC and reality.
Linda Jordan goes "look at me, I broke the law, wheeee!!" Neal Turner is upset that more teahaddists aren't in birtherstan. And tomorrow is the big day for the Supreme Court to tell Gary Kreep "no".
And last but not least not only is Daryn Moran is whining that the ebil gheys and moooslims are to blame for his current state of unemployment, but he's doing videos that law enforcement should hopefully find rather fascinating…..
19 September - Over at Lame Cherry
"Ask yourself, how is it that a photo appears on Matt Drudge with a little Obama boy holding Barry's umbrella gets there?
As most of you have never been on Air Force One, been around the operational support or had.........never mind on the games segment of chariot races on presidential chairs, it is something you overlook in photos like the umbrella boy.
Can you walk up to Air Force One? No you can not and that is your first clue in the umbrella boy.
Can you show up for umbrella duty wearing bib overalls and a straw hat? No you can not, so that means this person was dressed for this photo, exactly as he had been ordered.
This garcon, or boy with shaved locks, bright little white sleeves and vest, was meant to send the image that Barack Obama is an imperial prime minister and from his food tasters to his gay umbrella boy following back door, this was all staged..........and baby sister this was not coming from Karl Rove."
And once again we play the "What the HELL is Lame Cherry babbling about?" game.
21 September - Dr. Kate continues her call for an unconstitutional military coup.
"My last post on the nature of the attack on and extreme threat to the United States posed by the constitutionally ineligible imposter named Obama suggests that this event is now more than just a law enforcement issue, it may also be a military matter."
Funny how the military doesn't seem to agree....
"All signs that others are working are welcome"
Oh look. She links to her friend Lame Cherry.
"Remember that narcissists hate being laughed at and all their ideas trivialized."
Which may be why Dr. Kate, Dean Haskins and many other birthers get so bent out of shape when debunkers snark their insanity and lies.
"no-nonsense-nancy
September 22, 2011 at 8:30 am
There are rumors that obama may resign. What can we patriots do to prevent this? We all know that he needs to be arrested in order for all of his laws and policies to be null and voided. He does more destruction every day. The sheriff and his posse may take weeks."
Well, Arpaio already said it may take five years......
22 September - The Pest and eFail continues to print Walter Fitzpatrick's rants against the Monroe County court system.
"The grand jury in Monroe County, TN is nothing more than an appendage of the government and does not function as an investigative body seeking to examine and weigh evidence of a crime, The Post & Email has found."
Translation - "Wahh, they won't ignore the law and do what we want them to do!"
"When a citizen brings evidence to present to the Monroe County “grand jury” for its consideration, court personnel “Mirandize” him or her, and the witness must sign a Waiver of Immunity form acknowledging that he can be prosecuted for lying to the grand jury. “They require of you that you sign a Miranda warning, and you have to give a written statement and swear to it. I wasn’t put under oath by the foreman, nor was I put under oath by anyone from the Tenth Judicial District. The person who witnessed it was (Deputy Clerk) Darlene Moser.” said one witness."
Yeah, funny thing, but the courts don't like being lied to.
"A sentencing hearing for Walter Francis Fitzpatrick, III is scheduled to take place on Friday, September 23, 2011 on the charge of resisting arrest relative to an incident from October 27, 2010, when Fitzpatrick’s door was broken and he was tasered multiple times by four sheriff’s deputies.
A charge of assault resulted in a mistrial and could be tried again. The indictments for the two charges were produced on January 5, 2011 by a grand jury for which the appointing order for the foreman was either deficient or absent. The conviction pronounced on June 23, 2011 stemmed from an arrest for “failing to appear” at a hearing about which Fitzpatrick had not been properly notified, but the actual charge of “failing to appear” was not prosecuted."
Wonder if he's going to show up in his sailor suit again.
22 September - The Huffington Post reports on the infighting in birtherstan about Marco Rubio.
"In my mind, I've always imagined that the chances of Birtherism continuing much beyond Obama's presidency were small. And I never thought for one minute that the Birthers would demand similar scrutiny of a Republican candidate for president. But it turns out I may have been wrong about this, because as Wonkette reports, there's some sort of Birther schism emerging over the Oval Office prospects of Senator Marco Rubio (R-Fla.)."
Yeah, just a bit.
"In one corner, we have Lawrence Sellin, a former Army reserve officer who seems to have parlayed getting dismissed from his position as a staffer to General David Petraeus in Afghanistan (for criticizing his superiors and making fun of their PowerPoint presentations) into a career of writing Birther tracts for something called the Canada Free Press."
And yes, they linked to me on that one. I'm amused.
"But, over at Birther-Loon Clearinghouse WorldNetDaily, they are rising to Rubio's defense:"
The World Nut Daily article is rather amusing in that it tries to justify the anti-Obama birthers while casting doubts on the validity of the anti-Rubio birthers AND completely ignoring that World Nut Daily has bee constanltt pimpingf the de Vattelist "two citizen parent" claim for a while now.
"Remember, for the pure strain of Obama Birther, it's always been less about Constitutional interpretations and more about a shadowy conspiracy between generations of government officials to get Obama elected president in order to undermine capitalism (it's not working, corporate profits are at record levels). Rubio may not be a "natural-born citizen," but even if he isn't, he's one of the good ones, as far as WorldNetDaily is concerned.
So that's what's awaiting Marco Rubio, it seems, as speculation mounts that he could end up as someone's vice presidential pick in 2012. It's hard to say if the Rubio Birthers deserve scorn for continuing this insanity, or if the Birther Originalists deserve scorn for their lack of consistency. However, I was just starting to think about making a verdict on the matter, when I suddently remembered that all of these people are pathetic clowns and so all can be scorned in equal amounts."
Well, for most the non de Vattelist birthers, it could be "anyone other than Obama" or "anyone other than a Democrat". For the de Vattelists (and some non de Vattelist birthers), it's more "OMGWTFBBQ we can't let that dusky-skined guy into our WHITE House!!!"
22 September - World Nut Daily didn't seem to notice that Joe Arpaio didn't exactly put their claims on the front burner. Because they breathlessly report that Tea Party groups in Florida and New Jersey plan to harass their sheriffs with the same swill.
"Two more county sheriffs soon will be asked by their constituents to launch investigations into a dispute that already is the focus of a special five-member "Cold Case Posse" in Arizona – the authenticity of Barack Obama's birth documentation and his linked eligibility to be president under the U.S. Constitution's requirements.
Tea party leaders in Florida and New Jersey have informed "Where's the Birth Certificate?" author Jerome Corsi of their plans to have him meet with sheriffs in those states in coming days."
Hopefully the sheriffs will do the right thing and laugh them out of his or her office.
"The state of Arizona is behind us," said an organizer in Florida. "They have sent out a posse to investigate allegations that the birth certificate Barack Obama released to the public April 27 might be a forgery."
I'm trying to figure out how one volunteer "posse" that may take five years to look into these allegations equates to an entire state being behind their actions. I guess it's another example of birther math.
22 September - The Pest and eFail seems to be unsure of things like "law" or "reality", as they repost a claim from "Nobarack08's" blog claiming that Obama isn't a citizen
Nobarack08 is, BTW, the person who's done the racist posters of Obama that have graced the pages of the Pest and eFail, and has the charming habit of calling the President a "shitstain".
"Baracka Abdallah Husein Obama was under British Law and British jurisdiction at birth and not theUnited States. Therefore was Baracka Abdallah Husein Obama even a citizen of theUnited States."
Funny, but US law and the US Constitution both disagree with you.
"The United States Naturalization Act of 1790 is clear; the right of citizenship did “not descend to persons whose fathers have never been resident in the United States….” Citizenship was inherited exclusively through the father."
Said act has been REPEATEDLY superseded in the last 211 years.....
"In the year 1873 the United States Attorney General ruled the word “jurisdiction” under the Fourteenth Amendment to mean:
The word “jurisdiction” must be understood to mean absolute and complete jurisdiction, such as the United Stateshad over its citizens before the adoption of this amendment… Aliens, among whom are persons born here and naturalized abroad, dwelling or being in this country, are subject to the jurisdiction of the United States only to a limited extent. Political and military rights and duties do not pertain to them. (14 Op. Atty-Gen. 300.)"
I smell some of Padawan Pauly's "sacred sperm of citizenship" stuff here.
"Although a state, by its laws, passed since the adoption of the constitution, may put a foreigner, or any other description of persons, upon a footing with its own citizens as to all the rights and privileges enjoyed by them within its dominion and by its laws, that will not make him a citizen of the United States, nor entitle him to sue in its courts, nor to any of the privileges and immunities of a citizen in another state. Dral Scott r. Sandford, 19 How. 393."
It's "Dred Scott", and that decision was superseded by the 14th Amendment. Though it's amazing how much the birthers LOVE them some Dred Scott decision.
How surprising they would cherish and quote what's widely considered to be the worst and most racist decision made by the US Supreme Court. (/sarcasm) One so horrid that the Constitution was AMENDED to overrule it.
23 September - Zampolit Dean Haskins reports that he'll be attending the "Value Voters Summit"
(Bold face mine)
"The Birther Summit's Executive Director, Dean Haskins, will be attending the Value Voters Summit in Washington, DC October 7-9, and will be on hand to discuss the various issues surrounding Barack Obama's ineligibility to be president of the United States, as well as the initiatives of The Birther Summit."
Well, it sounds impressive, doesn't it?? However, he said he was *attending* it. Not that he was talking at it, giving a presentation, or doing anything else. He's certainly not on the speakers list, or are there any breakout sessions discussing the issue. Nor is is "birther summit" listed as an exhibitor.
I see here that non-student registration starts out at $99. The next step up is the $200 "Patriot Package", which includes a ticket to the "Faith, Family & Freedom Gala Dinner". So which package did Haskins get??
"Mr. Haskins will be available for interview or discussion at the Omni Hotel from Wednesday evening October 6 until after the Faith, Family, and Freedom Gala Dinner Saturday evening October 8. To arrange a meeting, please contact him at the information provided above."
Since we can assume nobody with the sense of a turnip would want to be interviewed during a formal dinner if they were attending said dinner, I think it's safe to assume he's doing this on the cheap, and doing this as an attempt to try and get his name and image associated with conservative activists to gain the appearance that they're supporting his birtherpoolza.
23 September - In an update, the Pest and eFail reports that Fitzpatrick managed to end up in jail again.
"The Post & Email has been informed that Walter Fitzpatrick was arrested at his sentencing hearing today. A statement from Fitzpatrick prior to the hearing reads:
It will be an act of ATTAINDER in pure form should I be taken into custody and locked up. It represents also a aggravated kidnapping, a kidnapping employing the use of a gun.
O RLY??
The Pest and eFail also posted a statement by Fitzpatrick. I've turned the scans into a PDF, ran it though OCR, and posted it to Scribd (link here)
"I object to these proceeding because of fraud on the court."
Translation - "Wahh! They're being mean to me!"
"• The absence of a law imposing legal responsibility in an indictment or True Bill or complaint is a denial of due process.
• This court is with out subject matter jurisdiction.
• You have failed to give me a full bill of particulars stating the true nature and cause of this court so I object to your court.
• The filing of a false and fraudulent claim constitutes a fraud upon the court by enticing the court into collusion with the prosecution plaintiff by using forms of law to deprive the defendant of defendant rights.
• You are without a claim or have failed to state a claim made under affidavit with penalties for peliury that is not flawed that relief that can be granted on so I object to your court.
• You have failed to produce a genuine oath of office to show proper delegation of authority.
• A malicious abuse of legal process occurs where the party employs it for some unlawful object, not the purpose which it is intended by the law to effect; in other words, a perversion of the law.
• This court affords no due process of law by design; this court has no jurisdiction over me and no lawful case against me. This court's charges are unconstitutional, unlawful and based in fraud and fiction, and thus, this case must be dismissed. Any court that fails due process forfeits any perceived jurisdiction and any rulings rendered are void, without force or effect, whatsoever. Because absent jurisdiction, all acts undertaken under color of statute or ordinance are null and void from their inception."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this sounds a lot like a mix of his usual rant against the UCMJ system with some Sovereign Citizen bilge mixed in for good measure?
"I reserve all my rights including my right to subrogation, remedy and recourse against this fraud against me by all participants of this de facto court should you go forward against me and deprive me of my life, my liberty, my fortune or any of my God given rights which are constitutionally protected."
Good luck with that skippy.
"You are on notice by Walter Francis Fitzpatrick III, United States Navy Retired."
Notice of what?? That you're a mentally unstable person with delusions of grandeur??
"With that our work here is finished and I take my leave."
Here endth the batshittery.
Looks like the court went "not so fast skippy" about the taking his leave part.
23 September - The Pest and eFail has an eyewitless report from Fitzpatrick's latest courtroom appearance.
"We went in a little before 9:00. There were a few people there sitting behind Walter, supporting him."
Was he in his sailor suit??
"It started with the prosecutor, Mr. Stutts. He brought up all the past convictions of Walter, which really amounted to all of the Monroe County incidents. "
Wonder if they included his past history in Washington State as well.
"Mr. Stutts read the statement from Walter about not locking him up. Then Walter made the statement that his probation was illegal. Mr. Stutts was repeating Walter’s statement about his probation being illegal, and Mr. Stutts even included some statements Walter had made about Mr. Obama."
In other words "Yes your honor, this man is a nutcase".
"The state had asked for a six-month sentence to be carried out fully, and what that meant was that 75% of the sentence should be carried out under the law. At this point, Walter read his written statement in its entirety out loud to the court. "
Oh, I'm sure this didn't impress the court any.
"The judge then asked the bailiff to retrieve a folder, and the bailiff returned from the judge’s chamber with a folder and handed it to the judge. Walter proceeded to physically leave the courtroom according to the statement that he wrote. At the point that Walter walked out, the bailiff asked Walter not to leave. Walter ignored the bailiff and went out the courtroom doors, and before he could get to the steps, there were about five officers who restrained him from going down the steps."
The words "dumbass", "idiot", "moron", and "dolt" are now freely associated in my mind with a picture of Walter Fitzpatrick.
"The five officers brought Walter back into the courtroom. When Walter returned to the courtroom, it was very silent. Several minutes passed, and the judge was deep in thought. This was a tough situation for him, I could tell. The way I perceived it, it was an important decision; the judge was thinking that this was a Naval man who had made a career of serving his country, and he would have to make a decision to put him in jail."
More like the judge trying to wrap his brain around the sheer stupidity of the stunt Fitzpatrick just pulled.
"After a few minutes of silence, the judge made the statement that his intention had been to release Walter to the community on community service. That was what he stated his intention was. But then he said that since Walter disrespected the court by walking out, he said he was going to carry out the six-month sentence consecutively."
So in other words "We WERE going to slap you on the wrist and give you community service. However, after the amazingly boneheaded stunt you just pulled, we're figuring you're too dense to learn from your lesson the easy way, so you now go directly to jail. Bye."
23 September - Lawrence Sellin has graduated to "throw them all out."
"It should be, by now, clear to all Americans that the Democrat and Republican Parties do not represent the American people, but represent a permanent political establishment, which serves only itself.
The Congress has absolutely no intention of seriously investigating Obama in any way, but will still ask us to vote for them in 2012 and endorse their endemic corruption.
No way.
It is time to take down the permanent political establishment through an alternative political movement, like the Tea Party, and return the government to the people."
So he's calling for one-party rule then??
And in comments:
"There are enough conservative combat trained veterans in this country who will march on D.C. and make citizen arrests of all the corrupt politicians if asked to do so. All we need is leadership, where are the leaders? What do you say, fellow veterans?
Posted by Ron Bell on 09/22 at 02:15 PM"
"Wahhh! Where's my coup????"
23 September - An extended whine from Daryn Moran.
"The Air Force, the new military, and the illegally sitting President think they got rid of me when I was discharged from the military under lies and ruse by a Muslim superior officer and the new military. Those who think this is all about hating other people couldn’t be farther from the truth"
Funny, this paragraph shows that much of it WAS about hating other people.....
"I lost my job just like millions of other Americans, though not for all the same reasons."
No, it was though your own stupidity and bigotry.
"Public meetings in and around the Omaha, Nebraska Metro area to hold our elected officials responsible for crime will soon be started. Today I went to all the offices which I publicly said I would go to–Mayor, City Council and Sheriff. "
"Hi, I'm Daryn Moran, and I'm the new crazy man who will be harassing you and your staff for the next few years. It's good to meet you!"
"Let’s use WANTED posters everywhere about B. Obama and shame all Americans who dare to cover up his crime and aid his socialist, Islamic take-over of America. The military needs to be turned back on course."
"Wahhh! I want my military coup!!!"
"The Post & Email did not pledge $100 to Mr. Moran’s endeavor as might be understood from the video; therefore, we asked him if one of our readers did."
And the birds around Rondeau's house all go "cheap! cheap! cheap!"........
"I think I’ve had 4 or 5 people express via email that they were willing to pledge $100 as part of the goal to reach the total of $100,000. Please understand as the days pass, and my email fills up it’s hard for me to know everyone."
Only 4 or 5 people stupid enough to waste their money on Moran?? That's pathetic, even for a birther.
"What the military does now to Christians is WRONG. and should be ILLEGAL."
"Wahhh!! They forced me to serve alongside stinky Muslims and icky queers!! Wahhh! They told me I had to "respect" them as fellow service personnel! Wahhh!! THEY'RE NOT GIVING ME MY RIGHT TO HATE ANYONE I WANT AND CLAIM IT'S MY FAITH!!!!!"
"If America overall refuses me and the message I have to correct the aiding of a known criminal and the message to return to God, it is no longer a fault of mine. God may certainly freely judge and punish America. Why shouldn’t He? If we allow daily the sins in society and closure of Christian thought and speech and jobs? There isn’t much time for those of us who still think for ourselves. That’s why they use the term ‘lone wolf’."
Now there's a big old warning flag that the authorities need to keep a very close eye on this "lone wolf".....
"At any new job, I would fully relate my military separation, the sin of the gay lifestyle choice and the Birther proof. Who would even hire me? "
Sounds like someone is realizing how badly he screwed the pooch. It's a pity his family has to suffer for his insanity though.
23 September - Dr. Orly's pissed off that the Social Security Administration dared to oppose her motion for reconsideration. (malware and redirect warning)
"Please, forward my motion for reconsideration with all the exhibits and the response from the Department of Injustice to every congressman and demand they write letters to chairmen and ranking members of House and Senate Judiciary committees and subcommittees on privacy and demand to invite me to the committee hearings and testify on ObamaForgeryGate and ObamaSSNfraudGate and subpoena records,subpoena attendance of Judge Lamberth, Judge Puglisi, judge Nishimura, Judge Clay D. Land, commissioner Astrue, director of Health Fuddy, registrar Onaka an demand answers from all of them. "
1) I thought you were claiming to have meetings with members of Congress??? Can't they do that for you??
2) You're really big on wanting to testify in front of Congress. Attention Whore much??
3) So basically you want Congress to interrogate anyone who you think said something nasty about you, eh??
4) There's a couple really keen ideas in English, they're called "commas" and "paragraphs".
"This is complete lawlessness, this is worse than the Soviet Union, Libya and Iran taken together"
Then here's an idea - if you think the United States is so freaking bad, then LEAVE!!! Take the dental chair o' love, and find another country that you can be a nitrous-huffing paranoid jackass in.
"This answer from the Department of Justice de facto tells every American citizen: “You are nothing but a dumb slave, we can do absolutely everything and anything to you”."
No, it says "The plaintiff in this case needs to submit her legal documents on rolls of long thin 3-ply paper, as to give them some practical use"
"Please, follow up with the phone calls to their home and DC offices, please visit their offices and don’t get off the phone and don’t get out of the office until you get an answer, and don’t take no for an answer. "
Are you going to post their bail when they're arrested on trespass charges???
24 September - The Pest and eFail complains that Fitzpatrick is in a different greybar hotel than the last time.
"The Post & Email was informed today that Walter Fitzpatrick, who was arrested following his sentencing hearing on September 23, 2011 at the Monroe County courthouse, has been transferred to the Loudon County jail.
(Snip)
Fitzpatrick has described the Monroe County judiciary as “a dictatorship” and “the government run wild at the local level.”
And maybe that was part of it - Fitzpatrick has been such a PITA they may have decided paying another county to take Fitzpatrick for a few months was a better option.
"Judge Donald Paul Harris presided over yesterday’s sentencing hearing. Harris had signed his name to a false statement on paperwork issued to Carl Swensson in June of this year claiming that Swensson had provided information to the court about Walter Fitzpatrick and Darren Huff, which Swensson did not. "
At least according to Carl Swensson. Maybe because Swensson doesn't want his fellow birthers to know he sang like a canary.
Still, surprising that Huff hasn't loaded up with more trannie porn and his emergency backup dildo and gone off to rescue Fitzpatrick again.
"We have invoked the 35th Psalm against that court. Another witness told him that he’d like him to put in the article when he prints it that the 35th Psalm has been invoked against that court.”
We asked the witness why, the response was, “It’s what is called an imprecatory prayer. In other words, it’s asking the Lord to throw his judgment down on those involved.”"
O RLY?? How interesting.
24 September - New York Daily News comments on how Joe Arapio's flirting with the birthers may hurt GOP candidates that seek him out.
"Old "birthers" never die, they just keep babbling away.
Incredibly enough, neither does the tired, absurd birthplace conspiracy theory aimed at President Obama.
Kept alive by diehard believers, newly sprouted nutcases and shameless publicity seekers, the ridiculous theory that Obama was not born in the U.S. and as such is not qualified to be President periodically raises its ugly head."
Well, yeah....
"Arpaio, who maintains a fully staffed public relations department at taxpayers' expense, would not be (pardon the pun) trumped.
America's self-proclaimed "toughest sheriff" has assigned a "cold-case posse" to "investigate" the endlessly discredited allegations - despite the fact that Obama produced his birth certificate this year.
"This investigation does not involve politics," Arpaio said with a straight face."
Surrrre it doesn't......
"Yet it seems that the elderly lawman's shenanigans have earned him enough of a following among assorted bigots and crackpots, for GOP presidential contenders to genuflect to him, seeking his endorsement. Rather embarrassing, if you ask me.
Last Sept. 15, the scene was quaint if not little bizarre when Minnesota Rep. Michelle Bachmann and Arpaio mugged for the cameras and gushed over each other like two love-struck teens.
"He's a great guy - anyone would want his endorsement," said a dewy-eyed Bachmann,hoping to buttress her anti-immigrant credentials. She had already proclaimed the racist Arpaio "one of my heroes."
Welcome to the mad, mad, mad world of Republican presidential politics."
Yep. It might help if they would have anyone who WASN'T insane.
Oh, for a laugh, Sam Sewell's spamming the comments of the article. Again.
24 September - Well, at least Dean Haskins won't be alone at the Value Voters Summit.
"Commander Charles Kerchner (Ret) has agreed to provide additional representation for The Birther Summit at the Values Voters Summit. As detailed on The Birther Summit website, Commander Kerchner took a solemn oath to support and defend the Constitution of the United States and feels it is his duty to support and defend the United States Constitution pursuant to that oath."
So did he cough up $99 too? Or did he actually spring for the dinner too??
"Commander Kerchner the lead plaintiff and his co-plaintiffs in the Kerchner et al v Obama & Congress et al maintained in the Twelve Counts in their lawsuit filed by Attorney Mario Apuzzo that the putative president, Barack Hussein Obama, is not a "natural born Citizen" as required by Article II, Section 1, clause 5 of the U. S. Constitution and that no one in the election process, including the U.S. Congress which had a duty to investigate the charges against Obama's eligibility (as they did for similar charges against McCain) has fully investigated Obama's hidden and sealed original records as to his early life and have not vetted Obama's Article II eligibility to constitutional standards."
Funny how Haskins fails to mention the courts rejected Kerchner and Apuzzo's claims at every single level, and the Supreme Court declined to review it.
25 September - At least Fitzpatrick got visitors.
"We arrived shortly before 1:30 into a concrete walled room with a scarcity of chairs and a lot of noise. Thankfully someone told us a little bit about the procedure. We filled out the paperwork showed our id and waited. We finally go in to see him about 4:00 PM. He said the conditions are no different than Monroe county…..cold, over crowded and miserable."
Here's a clue - it's JAIL. They're not supposed to be Club Med.
"Ask folks to pray for him and write to him. He was surprised when we told him your phone system did not take collect calls so he needed to call us and we will relay anything on to you."
Wonder if Rondeau is still paying off the phone bill from his last stay at they greybar hotel.
26 September - The Advocate and Democrat reports on Fitzpatrick's latest stay at the greybar hotel.
(Bold face mine)
"A Sweetwater man who has tried to do everything in the Monroe County court system from indicting the president to having the entire system declared illegal, was sentenced to six months in jail Friday.
Walt Fitzpatrick, who in a short time has developed a long history with Monroe County law enforcement, was found guilty of resisting arrest by a jury in June. In that same trial there was a hung jury on an assault count and Judge Don Harris declared a mistrial and set a new trial date of Sept. 23.
Friday morning, Fitzpatrick was sentenced to six months on the resisting arrest conviction and could have walked away with probation, but Fitzpatrick instead declared Monroe County had no jurisdiction over him and walked out."
Here endth the probation.......
26 September - Birtherpoolza adds World Nut Daily writer Erik Rush to their list of members.
I'm wondering if this is a good idea. Erik Rush is mixed-race (white father and african-american mother), and we know very well how James Manning HATES anyone who's "only half-black".......
25 September - At this point I'm going to assume that Lawrence Sellin is pissed off because the US Government hasn't ignored the law or the Constitution, and gotten rid of the scary black man in the WHITE House.
"Members of Congress continue to feign ignorance when presented with evidence that Obama is using a stolen Social Security number and has forged his Selective Service registration."
Here's a clue. It's not ignorance to ignore the crazy person.
"It is like trying to have an intellectual conversation with someone who believes the Earth is flat."
Wow, he's just described almost every conversation I've had with a birther.
Sellin, the problem is that it's your side who acts like they believe the Earth is flat. And you're just as much on that list as well.
And in comments:
"Every single educator in the country in citizenship classes must speak in class saying Obama is not legally the President, even at the risk of being fired. Every reporter and pundit must speak out likewise. Every individual attending a public meeting must speak out. We all must say that not only is Obama not legally the President, but also the entire government and national leadership is totally corrupt for knowingly lying saying Obama is the President. We must never refer to Obama as the President, but only by his name.
This is our moral responsibility. We must act in a moral fashion if America is to survive.
Posted by Dr. Sanford Aranoff on 09/25 at 05:16 PM"
So "moral responsibility" means sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming "He's NOT the President!! He's NOT he's NOT he's NOT!!!! LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!"
"Thanks for your support of Birthers!
I was raised to love my country and until Obama, I've always respected the highest office in the land. "
But then the American people elected an uppity darkie......
"I've followed the eligibility issue since before Obama usurped the office of president. I've written letters, called and received form letters back from my state representatives stating that Obama is eligible"
And, like most birthers, you refused to believe them.
"I've supported Terry Lakin, read Corsi's book and regularly follow some of the birther websites, but I feel more discouraged than ever. Each lawsuit that's been brought and thwarted, each brave person that's mocked and marginalized by the MEANstream media is so discouraging to me. Also, each judge that folds and rules in favor of corruption profoundly saddens me. Those that attempt to post about the eligibility issue have their comments cancelled at numerous websites and blogs. How could this happen?
(snip)
Posted by Kelly G. on 09/25 at 01:17 PM"
Because you're all a bunch of delusional nutters who refuse to accept things like "facts" or "reality"???
"...DC here we come. You have no date (of our coming) and millions of ticked off citizens that realize the entire vote thing is a scam. Can you spell "END GAME".
Posted by 2discern on 09/25 at 02:04 AM"
Can you spell "Batshit"???
".... It is my opinion that all our politicians are high ranking freemasons who belong to other secret fraternal societies as well where this "world government" plot has been hatched. Their fraternal oaths bind them to loyalty to their craft and to defend other members without reservation in whatever distress they might be involved in, which supersedes any other loyalty. This may be what is protecting obama.
One need only to look at the roster of the Council of Foreign Relations and the Trilateral Commission, etc. to see this seditious complicity. They all think they are born to rule, and will serve as "nobility" in this New World Order" (international communism) dictatorship they have hatched.
None of them can be trusted and all need to be turned out to pasture.
Posted by frank on 09/24 at 06:48 PM"
Wondered when someone was going to drag Freemasonry into it. Surprised they didn't claim the Illuminati were behind it all....
"Our officials have freely and openly chosen dereliction and cowardice in the face of the enemy.
Their actions range from giving aid and comfort to the enemy to inciting insurrection and open rebellion against the people and the constitution.
As each of them returns home their local sheriff should place them under arrest and hold them for questioning and trial charged with crimes of treason against the constitution.
Posted by FiddlerBob on 09/24 at 12:56 PM"
Let us know how that works for you, skippy.
26 September - Linda Jordan admits she broke the law in a mass email to politicians in DC.
"For years we have had credible evidence that Barack Obama is a fraud, a fake and a forger."
Actually that's one thing the birthers have never had - credible evidence. They've had a batch of wild-assed claims and conspiracy theories, but no credible evidence.
"And there wasn’t one single person with the legal responsibility and authority to protect our nation from this usurper, who was willing to do their job.
Not one ‘Catch Me if You Can’ FBI agent? No one in the CIA, the Military? Not one Judge or Attorney General? No one? No one in the Senate or Congress. No one in the Social Security Administration? No one in the Hawaii Department of Heath? No one in the Department of Elections? Nobody. Nobody cared for our republic."
"Wahhh, nobody listened to our crazy conspiracy claims!!"
"My head reeling from the full realization of what this meant I finally stopped fretting about it and asked myself, “Well, what are you going to do?”
I decided I was one of the employers of the POTUS and I registered with the government run E-Verify System. Employers are required by law to check if their employees are eligible to work in the United States."
Hollister was visited by the FBI and told he broke the law when he tried to use the same excuse. I suspect you're setting yourself up for the same.
"On August 17th, 2011, I ran Barack Obama’s name, birth date, citizenship status and the Social Security Number he has been using since 1980 and on last years tax return, a number issued out of Connecticut when he was a teenager in Hawaii, through an E-Verify check. I got back a “Notice of Mismatch with Social Security Administration Records: SSA record does not verify, other reason.” In a nutshell Obama’s SSN had been flagged with a Special Indicator Code primarily reserved for cases of fraud."
Gee, I wonder why that could be? Maybe because after Dr. Orly and her fellow birthers started publishing Obama's Social Security Number all over the internet, the Social Security office may have done something like issue a new number to President Obama??
Funny thing - it's their behaviour that opened up that old number to fraud abuse, and now they're claiming conspiracy because the SSA took steps to end that fraud.
"Today I sent a letter to Obama, as I am required to do by law, informing him of the Notice of Mismatch and asking him to confirm or correct the data I entered in to the E-Verify System. "
Good luck with that skippy.
"Obama may not be a natural born citizen but he is a natural born liar. Why would anyone let him get away with the crime of the century?"
Sounds like your mind is made up. Why bother you with facts??
26 September - Dr. Orly goes to Washington, and Salon reports on it.
"President Obama released his long-form birth certificate months ago, but leading Birther activist Orly Taitz is still insisting to anyone who will listen that the president is not a natural-born citizen. Last Thursday she traveled to Capitol Hill to make her pitch to staffers for some of the most influential conservative members of Congress, some of whom were apparently quite receptive to her message.
Taitz told me she flew on the red-eye from her home state of California to Washington for a series of meetings on Thursday with aides to Reps. Steve King (R-IA) and Allen West (R-FL), and Sens. Marco Rubio (R-FL) and Jim Inhofe (R-OK), among others."
Quite warm on it according to whom???
"The two Rubio staffers, according to Taitz, were general counsel Leonard Collins and legislative assistant J.R. Sanchez. Rubio's office did not return a call seeking comment"
So warm reception according to Dr. Orly then??
"A spokeswoman for Allen West confirmed that the congressman's chief of staff, Jonathan Blyth, met with Taitz on Thursday, but she maintained the congressman has no interest in Birtherism.
"This is a woman who came by to drop off some material and the chief of staff was polite enough to answer her questions," said West spokeswoman Angela Sachitano. "[Blyth] was quiet most of the time."
So he let her finish?? Or just figured he would humour the crazy lady until she was out of her office?
"Taitz tells me her goal in all this is to obtain for an invitation to testify at a congressional committee about her never-ending legal crusade to prove the president is not a natural-born citizen."
So in other words, a attention whore's wet dream.
"Among the other staffers Taitz says she met with are: Michael Schwartz, chief of staff to Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK); Holt Lackey, counsel at the House Judiciary Committee, chaired by Lamar Smith (R-TX); Luke Holland, a legislative assistant to Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) (who once said Birthers "have a point"); and an assistant to Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT)."
And responses? Well, here's one:
"UPDATE: Brian Phillips, communications director for Sen. Mike Lee, sends this note about his office's encounter with Taitz:
Mrs. Taitz did not "meet" with our office in the widely understood sense. She arrived at our office unannounced and requested to speak with someone about a "homeland security" issue. She was afforded five minutes with a staffer. Once it was clear that her issue did not reflect one of critical national security importance, she was thanked and the meeting ended."
So in other words, Dr. Orly lied to get into the meeting, and then lied to her cavity creeps about the outcome of said meeting. Gee, what a surprise......
26 September - Neil Turner is upset that most of the Tea Party isn't on board with the birther jihad against Obama.
"The badges of U.S. marshals and sheriffs are star-shaped, unlike those of police departments and FBI agents"
And this has to do with WHAT exactly??
Actually New Orleans PD use a crescent moon-shaped badge. Surprised I haven't heard any of the wingnuts claiming that's proof that Muslims control NOPD or something like that.
"1. Concerned Citizens’ groups (such as Tea Parties) to bring valid COMPLAINTS and EVIDENCE to their elected Sheriff;
2. Concerned and honorable Sheriffs willing to uphold their oaths and do their duty by responding to valid citizen complaints and investigating them;
3. Volunteer Sheriff’s Posse-members, willing to do their sworn duty to investigate all valid complaints assigned by the Sheriff – with the power of subpoena to obtain the evidence for their Sheriff to bring charges and make appropriate arrests"
I think the key term here is "valid complaints and evidence", not "crazy conspiracy rants and threats against elected officials".
"1. If the number one issue in America today is the upholding and defending of the Constitution (all elected officials take an oath to do so), and;
2. If the number one violation of that Constitution is the Conspiracy by the Congress, the Judiciary, and the Media in the COVER-UP and the seating of an INELIGIBLE usurper in the Office of President and Commander in Chief, then;
3. The number one item on the agenda of all Tea Parties and concerned citizens’ groups should be the eligibility of any and all candidates for the Presidency (and Vice Presidency), and their Constitutional right to be able to vote for eligible candidates only."
Except not all Tea Partyists are THAT crazy.
"(NOTE: If your local Tea Party is corrupted like my local ‘Tri-City Tea Party’ of Oceanside, Vista, Carlsbad, CA is [working in cahoots with Attorney Howard Kaloogian of the fund-raising Tea Party Express], then move on to other concerned civic groups willing to uphold and defend the Constitution)."
Get the feeling he wore out his welcome there??
"There are approximately 3,000 jurisdictions with elected Sheriffs in America. If only 100 get petitioned, and only 10 uphold their oath, then the efforts towards restoring our Constitution – in its entirety – will have begun."
And if not a single one shows themselves to be THAT crazy, what then?? Whine they've been "corrupted" too??
26 September - Ben Smith at Politico notes that Sen. Rubio's aides also have a different take on things than Dr. Orly.
"Taitz suggested that Rubio's aides, in particular, were sympathetic to her views. A Rubio aide, however, says that's not so:
"Senate staff regularly meet with a wide range of people, including people we disagree with as was the case here," the aide writes."
Ow.
26 September - Gary Kreep announces that 27 September is the date that the US Supreme Court will consider if they want to hear the appeal of Keyes v Bowen.
"Tomorrow, the U.S. Supreme Court will consider whether to officially "hear” our Keyes v. Bowen eligibility challenge.
It will be a momentous day, in which the High Court has the opportunity to let the American people hold Barack Hussein Obama, Jr., accountable.
In Keyes v. Bowen, we are asking the Supreme Court to affirm that the American people have a right to know that candidates for President of the United States meet the qualifications for that office that are outlined in the U. S. Constitution."
I'm going to hazard a guess and state the answer will be "decline to hear"
"Our case is very strong."
Not according to every other court that has heard it.
"I believe that Supreme Court will make the right decision, and will officially take up this case."
You can believe in gold-farting unicorns too, but that doesn't mean they exist either.
"If that happens, as I have mentioned before, we will have to scramble to present our arguments to the nine justices. It will mean nonstop legal work and moot court practice sessions for USJF's staff. However, we are still $20,790 short of the $52,700 that we need to fund the U. S. Supreme Court presentation of this case"
Check from Farah didn't clear??
"However, the Supreme Court has done many crazy things over the years. While I don't expect it, we might lose tomorrow.
That is why we have a backup plan.
You see, we have a second Obama eligibility case making its way to the U. S. Supreme Court right now. Drake v. Obama is right now being considered by the Federal 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, and no matter how that court rules, the loser will definitely appeal the ruling to the Supreme Court."
Yeah, but that one you get to appear with Dr. Orly. Enjoy!
26 September - Moran REALLY wants to have his happy ass arrested:
"In case my message wasn't clear, I'm going to arrest Obama for his forged birth certificate. Military, and civilians, support me today. "
"Wahhh! I want my coup!!"
"He is a liar and a coward."
Says the man who lied about being AWOL when he was on leave.
"It is time to hold him accountable. Other law enforcement won't do their job, so "We the People" must do it."
However, it seems to be left up to "you the idiot".
"B. Obama, you are a WANTED man. You must hide and run the rest of your days, because myself and other REAL Americans are coming for you! Run!"
That sounds rather threaty.
"You kicked me out of the new gay and Islam indoctrinated military, but my words haven't changed. "Arrest Obama, or arrest me."
Americans, join me to go get Obama. Fear not, freedom is coming."
And today's visit from the Secret Service goes to….
The video gets particularly disturbing at 11:42:
"…but it stops now. I will go to jail, whatever. Put a bullet in your, uhh, guns, look in your sights and shoot me when I come. Go ahead. It's better than living under the tyranny of dictatorship. All you Obama supporters better think twice. This isn't a revolution by the way, this isn't some people rising up and causing trouble. This is about Americans defending their country, their flag and their Constitution. Wheather they took an oath or not, common sense. This is what needs to be done. I'm not afraid. Just like when I was in Germany I said here I am at my house. 'Oh he was already on his way out because he hated the Gays and was already on his way out'. Am I already on my way out in civilian life now too?"
And at 12:41:
"…I'm coming to get you Barack Obama. You better get your tennis shoes on, lace them up and start running, because I don't think I'm going to be the only one. Laugh it up with your FBI and CIA and everybody over there in, in Washington DC. Laugh it up! It ain't gonna be funny. Some people ain't gonna be has nice as me about it"
You know those links in the sidebar with the contact info for the FBI and Secret Service??
You know what to do.
Yeah, Moran Moran is just another Walt Fitzpatrick type with a Martyr's complex. He thinks he's being so tough in his youtube video...yet he's just careful enough to repeatedly "claim" he's not going to do anything violent to harm the president and thus feign that the government is afraid to touch him for his threats, when in reality, they are probably just monitoring him and have no need to take action until he actually crosses the line.
Let's see if he does what he claims he is going to do and actually drives to DC and tries to "arrest" the President. He won't get anywhere near the President and if he does anything more than ask and then walk away when they tell him to leave, he will find himself properly arrested...and he'll end up no tougher and no more successful than Lakin or Fitzpatrick.
Posted by: G | September 26, 2011 at 09:56 PM
Call then conspircists...but don't call them 'normal'
Posted by: Aidan | September 27, 2011 at 12:37 PM
"The state of Arizona is behind us," said an organizer in Florida.
He must have been facing east.
Posted by: PaulG | September 27, 2011 at 06:01 PM
moran: "you wouldn't even do an arm wrestlin' match with me if i asked ya. you probably wouldn't do a forty yard dash. WIMP! COWARD! ... COWARD!"
it's easy to call someone a coward when they don't even know you exist ... as if the president had time for moron's whining if he knew.
Posted by: aarrgghh | September 27, 2011 at 07:31 PM
PaulG...That is a good one. Couldn't help but laugh.
Posted by: Craig | September 27, 2011 at 08:10 PM
> it's easy to call someone a coward when they don't even know you exist
And it comes across like the kid who yells "you ain't so big, I can take you on" at the sleeping giant. ;)
Or maybe he's just angry no birthers have yet said "Moran for President", as they've done with Walt, Linda Johnson, Joe Arpaio and other insignificant figures who just happened to (appear to) agree with them...
Posted by: The Magic M | September 28, 2011 at 06:46 AM