In today's dispatches, the press takes note of Dr. Orly's Hawaiian failure. The Pest and eFail, (or should that be eFail:Pest), goes sovereign citizen. Dean Haskins shows his ability at humour is just has effective as his debate skills, (next time he should try to make a 'Benny Hill' parody.) Still, it's interesting to have proof that Miki Booth lies.
Dr. Kate seems to have problems with the "Occupy Wall Street" movement, maybe because they're not as racist as the groups she likes. Meanwhile Dr. Orly threatens to sue Hillary Clinton, and Thomas MacLearan aka "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" seems to think coups and insurrection is just a peachy keen idea.
Dr. Orly whines that it's been three years since she was Chief Justice Robert's creepy stalker girl, and then gets all screechy when she's handed a triple-whammy.
12 October - The Orange County Register reports on Dr. Orly's latest failure.
"Laguna Niguel attorney and dentist Orly Taitz was today denied a federal court order that the state of Hawaii show her President Barack Obama‘s birth certificate, according to TV station KHON 2′s website. It’s hardly Taitz’s first rejection in her bid to prove Obama’s presidency is illegitimate"
14 October - Oh look. The Pest and eFail has gone sovereign citizen.
"The consequence of these and other changes is that subsequent statutes, and the entire court system of the United States, emerged under a Law Merchant system that neither man nor woman, as sovereigns in their republics, are obliged to obey. However, to obligate men and women, Legal Persons (a form of “fictional persons”) were created:
* At childbirth the mother is encouraged to describe her newborn child to the government, and provide the information using her maiden name.
* This certificate of live birth is forwarded to the Department of Commerce, establishing the newborn’s future rights to the commonwealth of the nation.
* In return, a government Birth Certificate is issued, typically with the child’s name spelled in all capital letters, or with an abbreviated middle name.
However, the Birth Certificate is not about the child. Instead it is the embodiment of the newly created and naturalized Legal Person, as a 14th Amendment “citizen of the United States” and subject to the jurisdiction thereof (i.e., the statutes, etc.). This Legal Person is the property of a trust to which the child is the Beneficiary and full owner of its equity; and to which the state, by default, becomes Executor (because the child, born to a maiden, is legally disabled!). The government became the Trustee, and therefore holds title to the Legal Person. Upon reaching majority (18 years of age) the child, still as Beneficiary, becomes the Master, and can appoint a new Executor (usually himself) at any time, except for the fact he is unaware of the trust, due to our public, government-managed, cookie-cutter education."
Has there ever been an example of a "sovereign citizen" actually succeeding in any of their half-assed claims??
14 October - In another example of the failure of birther humour, Zampolit Dean Haskins posts a "comedy" video about his photo-op Hawaiian vacation, showing them dragging his promotional check and his Obama cut-out all over the Island of Oahu.
The "Keystone Cops" music is quite appropriate though.
At 2:38 Miki Booth shows up at the Governor's mansion. She mentioned that Gov. Abercrombie used to be her representative on the Big Island. And also claims that Abercrombie was known as the "connection" for "snort", marijuana, etc.
While the drug dealing claim is rather tacky, it also shows that - surprise! - Miki Booth is lying. Let's look at Abercrombie's history.
He studied at the University of Hawaii at Manoa, and later was a member of the Hawaii House of Representatives for the Makiki-Manoa from 1975 to 1979. This is in the Honolulu area. He was a Hawaiian State Senator for the Honolulu area from 1980 to 1986, then Abercrombie served on the Honolulu City Council from 1988-1990. Honolulu is on Oahu, not the "Big Island" of Hawaii.
When he was elected to the US House of Represenatives, it for the Hawaii's first Congressional district - which is the Honolulu area again.
So up until the point he was elected Governor, absolutely NONE of his political background was in representing any parts of the "Big Island" of Hawaii. In short, Miki Booth is lying though her teeth about Abercrombie being her representative "on the big island" - and is more than likely lying about the drug sales as well.
At 3:24, I'm trying to decide what Haskins is trying to prove by throwing a shoe at a cardboard cutout of Obama. It's about as effective his trying to "interview" the cardboard cutout or knocking it over with a piece of paper.
At 3:36, Haskins shows up going:
"Here at the Kapi'olani Medical Center, where I understand Barack Obama's white half was born, I think that his Arabic and black half was born over in Queens Medical Center."
*rolls eyes* Ah, that old canard that Obama's father was actually "descended from Arabic slave traders"
As comedy, it's a pretty consistent fail. As politics, it's a pretty consistent fail. What it does show however is that neither Haskins or Booth were serious about anything they did during their Hawaiian vacation.
15 October - One might get the idea that Dr. Kate doesn't like the "Occupy Wall Street" movement.
" Planned as a diversion from the Obama cheaters, liars, and murderers, OWS has turned into a circus supported by cloward-piven types, “American Nazis“, the democrats, the media, and the democratic socialists who care for nothing but themselves. Spoiled rotten by their parents, they are rightly called the ‘flea party‘. "
And that's just the start:
"In 2009 Michelle Obama appeared on the cover of Newsweek supposedly to discuss ways of curing childhood obesity. Given whose picture is shown in the apple, and Michelle’s communist background, is intentional starvation of unwanted segments of the population… Michelle Obama”s idea of addressing ‘childhood obesity’? Starvation of whitey?"
Racist much?
"Obama is the culmination of a century of this hatred and war against Americans, America, and God. His administration is loaded with communists, followers of Mao, Nazis, and the Muslim Brotherhood, all of those strings pulled by the financiers.
One could say this target is huge, too big in fact to address. Not so. We must choose the closest targets, the ‘low hanging fruit’, that will lead us straight to the cartels. Obama is one big target, his vulnerability increasing every day. We must continue to push him and the democrats over the ledge…and no parachutes!"
Oh really......
"Knocking these targets out of the way brings us closer to the dark underbelly of the Twentieth Century–the financiers."
Get the feeling the original said "....closer to the dark underbelly of the Twentieth Century–the Jews."???
Oh, and look!
"Troy
October 16, 2011 at 1:51 pm
I beg to differ with you….There is a “missing link” and it resides at 1600 Pa. Ave….It’s a Sasquatch and it’s name is Moochelle!"
"drkate
October 16, 2011 at 3:49 pm
not a missing ‘human’ link though. Something else…"
Wow, racist much Dr. Kate???
And "No-nonsense-nancy" contnues to isolate her family and friends (bold face mine)
"no-nonsense-nancy
October 16, 2011 at 7:40 pm
OMG, I was just visiting friends. Obot friends. We usually don’t get into politics for the health of our relationship but he started it. I have had a feeling they would be sympathizers with OWS and they are. When I stated what it was all about they disagreed with me, of course. “They” are poor kids who can’t get jobs, etc, etc, etc. Of course they get all of their news from the Tee Vee. I told them to make use of their computer and look up Mockingbird but he said he wasn’t going to look up anything. Stupid idiots. I get so angry when people, friends and family, tell me that I am being misinformed by what I find on the internet. You can’t reason with them so I stopped trying. Their heads will stay in the sand."
"no-nonsense-nancy
October 16, 2011 at 9:56 pm
I agree. Does obama think they are all going to the polls next year and vote for him? We need to get him behind bars before then. When they find out what a criminal he is they won’t be able to handle it.
I cannot understand the concept of thinking capitolism and free enterprize is bad. My friend this evening went off on a tangent about all of the jobs having been outsourced as if that validates OWS. I don’t see how that relates to why those brats are up there. They wouldn’t want a job if they were offered one. They just want to be taken care of by the government like they have been taken care of by their parents. How do they think their grandparents survived the great depression? By having the opportunity of capitolism and free enterprize! BTW, my daughter who is one of the worst obamabots says she believes in capitolism and free enterprize! How does that figure?"
*Cough cough WPA cough CCC......*
Really what NNN is telling her family and friends is "my mind is made up, don't confuse me with facts."
16 October - Dr. Orly threatens a new FOIA lawsuit, this one against Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. (malware and redirect warning)
"EMERGENCY FOIA REQUEST WAS SENT TO SECRETARY OF STATE CLINTON. IF SEC OF STATE WILL BE NON-RESPONSIVE, THE NEXT CASE IN FEDERAL COURT WILL BE FILED AGAINST CLINTON
Posted on | October 16, 2011 "
There's a copy of her ramblings here on Scribd. I don't want to comment until she actually files this piece of tripe though.
16 October - At the Pest and eFail, Thomas MacLearan aka "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" talks about "physical involvement"
"One definition of a physical involvement would be to sail my cruiser up the Potomac but, alas, I can’t do that since they’ve sent her to the recycling bin years ago."
Aww, how cute, he's referring to a military coup!
"Quite amazing, entertaining and interesting to watch: the complete and utter takeover of a country by circumventing the very laws that make up the essence of the United States and her Constitution. And there is no way it couldn’t have happened without the express approval and participation of both political parties, law enforcement, the Joint Chief of Staff, the Federal Reserve Bank, and our not-to-be-trusted mainstream media."
You forgot the Gnomes of Zurich, the Bavarian Illuminati, and Skippy the Wonder Koala.
"Untold thousands of well-meaning but naive individuals, thousands of greedy individuals who sold out their country for thirty pieces of silver or for a couple of million (the amount is of no account; it’s the intent that is paramount), and thousands who turned traitor by actively taking a leading role in trashing our Constitution, as our worthless Attorney General did for failing to prosecute “his people” for voter intimidation, all deserve to be fined, undergo loss of pension, loss of liberty, or loss of life if they don’t succeed in destroying America."
"Loss of life", eh??
"Voices echoing on deaf ears to millions about the need to be understanding and tolerant will result only in their throats being slit by a régime that worships death while we cherish life."
Says the man calling for the death sentence for anyone he calls a "traitor"
"There is no way for America to win her freedoms back unless it is done physically. The enemy will not give up without a fight, and we will not win our country back without one."
I see he's back to calling for an insurrection and coup.
16 October - At Birther Report, Haskins "Keystone Kops" video is reposted. It's interesting to note that while comments are allowed in this birther echo chamber, they've been blocked at YouTube. I guess Haskins doesn't want to hear from anyone who's not part of the party faithful.
16 October - Do you remember Dr. Orly's Glorious People's Victory in Moscow (Idaho)? The one where she confronted Chief Justice John Roberts and handed over to him a mass of her legal droppings?? The one her cavity creeps and other birtherstani confidently predicted would result in Obama's removal from office "any day now"???
Yeah, about that..... (malware and redirect warning)
"IT HAS BEEN NEARLY 3 YEARS, AND THERE IS STILL NO ANSWER FROM JUSTICE ROBERTS
Posted on | October 16, 2011 "
Cue the tiny violins.
17 October - STRIKE ONE!! Judge Lamberth rules on Dr. Orly's motion to reconsider his decision in Dr. Orly's SSA lawsuit.
"10/17/201 139 MEMORANDUM AND ORDER denying 36 Motion for Reconsideration. Signed by Chief Judge Royce C. Lamberth on October 17, 2011. (lcrcl2) (Entered: 10/17/2011)"
(Scribd link here)
"Plaintiff first argues for reconsideration based on new evidence that purportedly undermines President Obama’s privacy interest in the Form SS-5 for the Social Security number at issue. The primary piece of new evidence upon which plaintiff relies is President Obama’s posting of his 2009 tax return to the Web site http://www.whitehouse.gov. Plaintiff alleges that users of the computer program Adobe Illustrator can remove the redaction of the President’s Social Security number in the document and display the number xxx-xx-4425; therefore, plaintiff argues, the President relinquished any privacy interest he held in his association to that number. Assuming arguendo that plaintiff is correct, the document is no grounds for reconsideration. Rule 59(e) does not permit reconsideration solely because a party wishes to submit previously available evidence. Messina v. Krakower, 439 F.3d 755, 759 (D.C. Cir. 2006). The President posted his tax return on April 15, 2010 – well before plaintiff filed her complaint on February 16, 2011. Accordingly, the document is not “new evidence” under Rule 59(e) and cannot serve as the basis for reconsideration."
Ooops
"Similarly, plaintiff submits an affidavit that an individual used the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services’ E-Verify Self Check system, which returned an error message showing an unexplained discrepancy between the President and the Social Security number at issue. Apparently, plaintiff is arguing that, if one online database confirms the President’s use of the number, and another database shows some mismatch between the President and this number, the President must be engaging in fraud. This constitutes nothing more than an unsubstantiated “bare suspicion” of wrongdoing"
Ouch.
"Finally, plaintiff tries to submit as new evidence newspaper reports regarding the allegedly illegal use, by two relatives of the President, of other Social Security numbers. The Court will not give credence to plaintiff’s attempt to impugn the President with the alleged misconduct of others."
Swat. Oh, and the footnotes:
"1 The Court is loath to dignify plaintiff’s allegations of fraud with a response on the merits. However, suffice it to say that plaintiff’s argument is premised on the incorrect assumption that Social Security numbers assigned prior to 1973 have any correlation to the recipient’s residence, see Employer Filing Instructions and Information, http://www.socialsecurity.gov/employer/stateweb.htm (“Prior to 1973, social security numbers were assigned by our field offices. The [first three] number[s] merely established that his/her card was issued by one of our offices in that State.”). Plaintiff’s entire premise is totally defeated by a cursory examination of this site, which demonstrates that plaintiff’s allegations lack any basis in fact.
2 Furthermore, the Court notes that individuals may only use the E-Verify Self Check service to check their own employment eligibility, and that to do so an individual must answer a series of private questions before gaining access to the system. See Self Check : Terms of Use, https://selfcheck.uscis.gov/SelfCheckUI."
Snicker.
"Finally, plaintiff alleges manifest injustice by repeating her claims of fraud and misconduct, but against fails to substantiate them in any way whatsoever, much less to the degree required to overcome an individual’s privacy interest in the information contained in a Form SS-5. None of plaintiff’s arguments provides this Court any doubt that reconsideration would be inappropriate."
Laugh.
"III. CONCLUSION AND ORDER
For the reasons discussed above, it is hereby
ORDERED that the plaintiff’s motion for reconsideration is DENIED.
SO ORDERED.
Signed by Royce C. Lamberth, Chief Judge, on October 17, 2011."
Oh, that's gonna smart.......
And, since this was now dismissed, it means her hearing in Honolulu hearing in the Federal Court there is now....moot.
STRIKE TWO!!!!
17 October - STRIKE THREE!!! YOU'RE OUT!!! Dr. Orly's lawsuit against White House Counsel Kathy Rummler gets a ruling from Judge Lamberth.
"10/17/20 116 MEMORANDUM AND ORDER granting 4 Motion to Dismiss. Signed by Chief Judge Royce C. Lamberth on October 17, 2011. (lcrcl2) (Entered: 10/17/2011)"
(Scribd link here)
"As part of her Sisyphean quest to prove that President Barack Obama is using a fake Social Security number and a forged birth certificate, plaintiff filed the instant Complaint [1]. Plaintiff seeks access under the Freedom of Information Act (“FOIA”), 5 U.S.C. § 552, to the two certified copies of the original long form birth certificate of Barack Obama1 currently in possession of the defendant, White House Counsel Kathy Ruemmler. The defendant filed the instant motion to dismiss, arguing that FOIA does not apply to the White House Counsel’s office. This Court agrees. The Act only applies to agencies, and while the textual definition of “agency” contained in 5 U.S.C. § 552(f) is seemingly broad enough to cover any Executive agency, the Supreme Court has long held that the President’s personal staff and advisors are not “agencies” subject to FOIA requests."
*Raises eyebrow*
"Indeed, this Court as recently as last year noted that “the White House Counsel’s Office [has] been excluded from FOIA’s definition of agency . . . .” Alexander v. FBI, 691 F. Supp. 2d 182, 189 (D.D.C. 2010). Plaintiff thus cannot seek relief against the defendant under FOIA."
You would think Dr. Orly would check to see what the judge has ruled on in the past.
"There is no reason to believe that the Office of the White House Counsel’s involvement in the release and continued retention of the birth certificate is independent in any sense or outside the traditional auspices of the office. Plaintiff’s entire argument for application of FOIA to this case is simply a restatement of her conclusory allegations that the President and his Administration are committing a fraud. Such threadbare assertions are irrelevant to the status of the White House Counsel’s Office as an entity exempt from FOIA."
Chuckle
"It is therefore hereby ORDERED that defendant’s motion to dismiss is GRANTED, and plaintiff’s suit is dismissed with prejudice.
SO ORDERED.
Signed by Royce C. Lamberth, Chief Judge, on October 17, 2011."
Dismissed with prejudice no less....
17 October - Oh dear. Dr. Orly doesn't look happy...... (malware and redirect warning)
MORE COVER UP OF OBAMA FORGERY AND FRAUD BY THE FEDERAL COURT
Posted on | October 17, 2011 | No Comments
Taitz v Astrue order to deny motion for reconsideration
Taitz v Ruemmler Order to dismiss
Does anyone mind if I go put a cap in Thomas MacLearan's ass before he has a chance to hurt an innocent bystander?
I'm not a liberal or a conservative; I don't stand for anyone's cause but my own. I'm sick of all the death threats from people like this and I wouldn't mind going to jail knowing I probably stopped the next Jared Loughner type attack.
If the police don't get involved and stop these maniac fascist seditionists, someone should step in and institute some vigilante justice.
Posted by: provocateur | October 17, 2011 at 04:17 PM
Seriously, MacLearan sounds like he wants to be the next John Wilkes Booth... He has violated numerous federal laws with his terroristic threats.
Why are the feds sitting on their ass and not taking this SOB out?
Posted by: provocateur | October 17, 2011 at 04:24 PM
I'm just being dramatic ..., I'm not the murderous type and am just talking shit re: vigilante justice. However I do think the feds need to be pressured into dealing with people like MacLearan --
They are a danger to our country and to our president. If one of these fools follows through on their threats and shoots up the capital, it will look very bad on the law enforcement who should have been paying attention to these warning signs.
Posted by: provocateur | October 17, 2011 at 04:39 PM
It's not just warning signs : Thomas MacLearan has violated federal laws with his terroristic death threats, his call for violent government overthrow, etc ... Can a law suit be filed against the prosecutors office if they continue to sit on their hands?
I don't care if I get charged for threatening MacLearan so long as he gets taken off the street as well. This has gone on for far too long -- It's becoming deadly serious and I want to make sure something legal is done about him.
Posted by: provocateur | October 17, 2011 at 04:44 PM
Patrick, I'm aghast! What would make you say something so foolish.
Posted by: Northland10 | October 17, 2011 at 05:11 PM
@provocateur - I am sure that Secret Service and FBI are aware Mr MacLearan and he is on their radar. You don't want to go to jail for a nut job when someone is already keeping an eye on him.
Posted by: DaveH | October 17, 2011 at 05:55 PM
Dean and Mini should be proud of producing such a sophmorish video. Was that woman in the beginning trying to get away from him? And who in the hell wears jeans in Hawai'i?
Posted by: DaveH | October 17, 2011 at 05:59 PM
Skippy the Wonder Koala...LOL! Then again, after that EPIC FAIL HI trip video by Haskins, maybe that should become his new nickname.
I mean seriously...if someone wanted to put together a video polking fun of how much birthers come across as kooky dorks, they could have released pretty much the same as what Haskins and Booth did. I mean...wow...just wow... who needs parody when these people's very reality is its own self-parody!
Hey Haskins, here's a clue... we're all laughing AT you Birthers, not with you... LMAO!
Posted by: G | October 17, 2011 at 06:46 PM
Deano has some man boobs.
Posted by: WWJD | October 17, 2011 at 08:03 PM
provocateur - I'm sure that law enforcement is keeping an eye on him, but it certainly would't hurt to report him as well. In any case, best let the legal authorities handle him
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | October 17, 2011 at 08:11 PM
DaveH & G - What got me was Miki Booth's blatant lie - l guess they just expect everyone to do what the birthers do and accept their lies unquestioningly.
Or maybe Miki Booth was so messed up on blow and pot during that time period she didn't know where she got it from.
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | October 17, 2011 at 08:14 PM
Here's Haskins' latest video again. But with a more appropriate soundtrack instead of his "Keystone Kops" one.
http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=ceB1Y6m8dyA
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | October 17, 2011 at 09:04 PM
>> not a missing ‘human’ link though. Something else…"
> Wow, racist much Dr. Kate???
I think she's rather referring to the "lizard people" here than simply to the skin colour.
Posted by: The Magic M | October 18, 2011 at 02:19 AM
@The Magic M
Wouldn't be a surprise. Once people start down the conspiracy path, it becomes surprisingly easy for them to pick up other conspiracies. Birthers, Sovereign citizens, Truthers, Holocaust deniers, they're all cut from the same cloth.
Posted by: KDLarsen | October 18, 2011 at 08:43 AM
>DaveH & G - What got me was Miki Booth's blatant lie - l guess they just expect everyone to do what the birthers do and accept their lies unquestioningly.
Yeah, well that isn't even the first Miki Booth lie to come out of just this silly HI trip with Haskins.
All the earlier discussion of the trip and pics of her asking for her family's HI birth certificates completely contradicts her claims of having already received those very documents, as she's been claiming these past few years.
So the net effect of the Birther Summit visit to HI comes down to merely:
1. Documentary evidence of delusional people on a FAIL QUEST...one that is hilarious in pointing out how sad and loopy they are.
2. Miki Booth completely destroying any credibility she had left on tape.
That pretty much sums up all Birtherism seems to ever accomplish - making themselves look bad.
Posted by: G | October 18, 2011 at 02:19 PM
"Once people start down the conspiracy path, it becomes surprisingly easy for them to pick up other conspiracies."
You aren't kidding!
Check out this VERY special birther;
http://tinyurl.com/3eb2ayd
Posted by: Lancelot Link | October 18, 2011 at 03:29 PM
I made it through 10-12 seconds of the live video of Haskins before the phrase "what a moron" began running through my head. That was enough.
Posted by: Greg Brown | October 18, 2011 at 04:01 PM
@Lancelot Link...
Wow...those people are really "special". Amazing how this person claims foreknowledge *NOW* of all presidents since then to this point... but where was he with predicting or mentioning who would become president before? And how come he can't tell us who's next?
And that is where these people's fake fictional fantasies completely fall apart. Nuts and frauds like this joker are just ...sad...
Posted by: G | October 18, 2011 at 07:59 PM
Don't laugh, but Haskins throwing a shoe at a cardboard cut-out of Obama constitutes the single greatest birther victory to date.
Congratulations Dean! What's next? Drawing a Hitler mustache on it? That'll show 'em!
Posted by: Obsolete | October 19, 2011 at 09:24 AM
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2011/oct/19/man-accused-of-courthouse-takeover-goes-on-trial/
Posted by: provocateur | October 19, 2011 at 06:14 PM
OMg, that's Darren Huff? How very unsurprising...
Also, I think someone needs to repaint the front of his truck - I believe someone already came and took it.
Posted by: That Other Mike | October 20, 2011 at 12:54 AM