In today's dispatches, we have reports of dubious accuracy from the Birtherpoolza gang at the Value Voters Summit. Plus pictures detailing Holy Cao's interesting fashion sense.
Lucas Smith does another "Dear Penthouse Letters..." post, this time detailing the Dr. Orly / Charles E. Lincoln III tryst. Lil' Bunny Foo-Foo is now projectile trowing up. "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet announces he's running for President - and outs himself in the process.
Dr. Kate seems to be losing hope along with her marbles. Canada Free Press provides us with an anti-Obama rant full of racist goodies. Lame Cherry sees conspiracy in her future.
The Terry Lakin Action Fund seems to be upset that their favourite blue falcon wasn't feted at the Value Voters Summit. Daryn Moran has a new video out and it looks like his supposed trip to Washington DC was a disappointment. And someone seems to like me....
Something I've noticed of late. Philip Berg seems to be nowhere in birtherstan.
I noticed that ObamaCrimes hasn't been updated since 19 May. Most of Berg's energy seems to be going into the Taitz / Berg civil war. He's still promoting his failed march from fall of 2010.
Now Berg quit the field after a while when he was playing the 9/11 truther thing. And with more and more birthers going de Vattelist (indeed, Berg was booted from the "Birther Summit" in part due to his not being a de Vattelist, as well as his feud with Dr. Orly), I'm wondering if he's decided to take his claims of Indonesian citizenship and Kenyan birth and go home?
It's kinda sad in a way. Berg was in many ways the "father of the birthers", yet his "children" seem to have placed him in a shoddy nursing home and forgotten about him.
7 October - Zampolit Haskins gives a report from the "Value Voters Summit"
"This morning at breakfast I chatted with Gary Bauer. Yesterday, during registration I ran into Michele Bachmann. They each received a Birther Summit flyer."
"....He's their creepy stalker guy...."
"The press is here in droves. The Slate published a great article with a cheery picture of Theresa Cao waving at the cameras"
If by "great article" you mean "made fun of the birthers" and by "cheery picture" you mean "made Cao look completely insane and unhinged."
"Everywhere I go persons of note are strolling about. Glenn Beck, Bill Bennet, Bobby Jindal, Ed Mees, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney and a couple of dozen others rubbing elbows with the electorate."
And avoiding you I take it??
"As we walk through the lobby we run into Rick Santorum and his entourage just strolling through the lobby. They are followed by a phalanx of reporters and cameras.
Theresa Cao stops Rick and starts talking to him. She asks, "Do remember who I am? I was the only patriot to stand up in the Senate and declare the truth about Obama. For that I was arrested."
Rick politely replied with a politically correct 'thank you for your comment' and moved on."
Ah, the "back away from the crazy lady" move.
"Next I approached him and said, "Rick, I represent the Birther Summit. We are going to categorically demonstrate that Obama is not eligible to hold the office of President." Rick responded, "Do it."
Sure he didn't say "dork" or "dim wit" or something else instead?? Santorum is a nutcase, but birtherism isn't his usual frothy mixture.
"As Rick walked away another member of the entourage pulled me aside and said, "I just want to let you know how much I appreciate what you are doing and how much we agree with you."
Sure they did.........
8 October - Convicted felon and forger Lucas Smith has a story up on his blog about CEL3 and Dr. Orly.
You may want to get the barf-bags ready.
"For a number of days now I’d been an intermittent guest at Lincoln and Orly Taitz’s amorous and illicit love shack in Rancho Santa Margarita. Attorney Orly Taitz would pop over in the early mornings and energetically run up the staircase to Lincoln’s bedchamber on the second floor. The house was equipped with two bathrooms, one on each level, but the lower level bathroom consisted of only a can and a small wash basin. In order to shower one had to use the upper level bathroom. I take showers two or three time a day (or more when in the tropics) and I invariably shower when I awake in the mornings. On my way to the shower in the mornings I heard, on different occasions, Taitz talking dirty, i.e., kinky sex talk, to Lincoln in what I perceived as loud feigned murmurs. She appeared to be sexually serenading Lincoln with questions such as, ‘Do you want me to…[REDACTED]‘. I remember thinking to myself that Taitz was being awfully conspicuous and overt in carrying on this sexual liaison while Peyton and I were in the house and in fairly obvious earshot. I remember on one specific occasion they, Taitz and Lincoln, were in the bedchamber for a prolonged period and Peyton and I were waiting in the adjacent upper level landing which was a room which contained bookshelves strewn untidily with litigation, law-related books and other papers. There was also an attached desk-like area. I remember that when attorney Taitz finally exited the bedchamber that she appeared disheveled and her hair and mascara were in a wet mess. She had a look in her that made know that she was a real cougar. Again I was thinking to myself that this cougar woman was really being open with the sex stuff."
*twitch* *shudder* Excuse me, I need to find some steel wool to scrub that image out of my brain.....
"Peyton and myself to travel by car to Sacramento to visit the California State Library (CSL) I told her that we (her included) needed to verify that the microfilms really did contain birth announcements for Barack Obama. She refused and said something to the effect that she was broke and didn’t have any money (year right) and also that the burden of proof was now on Barack Obama and that we didn’t need to conduct any research."
She didn't learn anything about the law at her unaccredited on-line law school, did she???
"Later that day Charles Lincoln offered to finance the trip to the CSL and all related expenditures. However, the good witch’s sister from the Moldavian Soviet Socialist Republic wanted a war and soon, very soon thereafter, things began to fall apart and a trip to Sacramento was not in the cards."
Snork! No love lost there, eh??
8 October - Upset because none of the current GOP candidates for President want to do the Unconstitutional act of striping US citizens of their citizenship due to their religious beliefs, "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" decides it's time to throw his klan hood into the ring.
"Western Civilization has come face-to-face with an old adversary, an enemy of freedoms over a thousand years old. That enemy is a political philosophy that quashes freedom of thought, and therefore, freedom of expression. No Michelangelo, Van Gogh, Mozart, Elvis, no Ennio Morricone concerts in the plaza of an Italian town. No Tolstoy or Dostoevsky, T.H. White or Tolkien, no Hemmingway, Capote or Twain. No Irving Thalberg or Hitchcock."
No, just the preservation of Ancient Greek and Roman philiosophy during Europe's Dark Ages, the invention of Algebra, discoveries in Medicine, Astronomy, mathematics, and chemistry, development of new advances in building and architecture, etc........
"The U.S.A. is being destroyed from within because we hand out citizenship to those who don’t speak English; we welcome Socialists and Communists, and we have allowed millions of Muslims within our borders, a known group of people who have no desires, plans, nor inclinations to ever discard Sharia Law for our Constitution."
Shorter form - "Wahhh! Muslims have the same rights as I do!! I don't like that!! Wahhhhh!!"
"Just as disturbing is where the other candidates for president in 2012 want America’s future to look like. No mention of deporting illegal immigrants and Muslims"
Oh poor baby.
"I have written and e-mailed both the Republican National committee and the FEC of my desire to be a Presidential candidate in 2012 but they have not responded."
That's a surprise.....well, not really. With Perry and Bachmann in the race, the GOP may have their quota of batshit insane already filled.
"It seems that OPOVV will have to go it alone, to run as an Independent. So it shall be. I shall run as a write in candidate since it doesn’t look like my name will get on the ballot."
Mainly because anyone who wanted to vote for you would have to write in in crayon.
"Editor’s Note: The Post & Email has been informed that OPOVV has received a presidential candidate filing number of P20003463."
O RLY????? If we go to the Federal Election Campaign we find:
"MACLERAN, THOMAS GREGORY CHALLENGER
Office Sought: President
Election Year: 2012
State: Presidential Candidate
Party: REP (Republican Party)"
So is "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" Thomas MacLeran?? Well, his FEC Form 2 (PDF) shows the name of his committee as "OPPVV". And at "The Green Papers", he's listed with a batch of other minor candidates.
"Thomas Gregory MacLeran of Tennessee
• FEC P20003463
• Declaration of Intent of Candidacy: Monday 22 August 2011
• Address: NASHVILLE, TN 37212"
Amusingly enough, he's three spaces above Internet Outhouse and anti-Semite Andy Martin.
And look, we have a letter to Judge Carter from 26 September 2009 from one "Vietnam Vet Tom Macleran" over at Dr. Orly's (malware and redirect warning)
Looks like "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" managed to out himself.....
8 October - Looks like Dr. Kate's steady diet of hate and bile is taking a toll on her.
"As expected, the Republicans end up with an incredibly weak field of candidates, all of whom will lose to Barack Obama Carter. It is a field stacked with globalists, rinos, so-called Tea Party champions, and Bush-controlled zombies. There is one constitutionalist in the pack, hardly noticed if even tolerated, who, if he doesn’t distinguish and explain himself, has no chance of winning the republican nomination. None of them will touch the constitutional issue of Hussein’s constitutional ineligibility."
Not even the crazies are willing to take the campaign train to Birtherstan.
"So why is the Tea Party now blasting one globalist (Romney) and supporting another (Perry)? Or Cain? Or Gingrich? In my view because the Tea Party was taken over by the rinos –e.g., ‘Freedom Works’"
"Taken over by???" Freedom Works and other GOP-linked organizations have been bankrolling the Tea Party for a long, long time now.
"Is it now time to let the ‘globalists’ have their republican president, but work to unite to ensure the defeat of Obama? Will this work? How about this? Given the globalists control, what is our best tactic for the next year?"
Well, you could continue to whine, scream, lie, and throw racist, insane, and/or disproven conspiracy theories and claims out there, followed by more lawsuits and calls for the overthrow of the government. That's always been your default tactics in the past.
And in comments:
October 9, 2011 at 7:40 am
Troy, I agree 100%!
Kick the odevil out at all costs! We can’t transform America back to be the orignal Republic overnight. It must be one step at a time. If it takes a Rino to get started, so be it.
Everybody, make sure you vote against odevil. DO NOT stay home and not vote!
It is best if we can keep the odevil’s name off the ballots.
1. at the state level – get at least a few states to pass the elig bill requiring genuine docs to prove the candidates’ elig."
Yeah, look at the track record the last round of birther bills had. Despite the confident predictions of the birtherstani, not a single one passed into law.
"2. organize a party to ‘object’ odevil’s name on the ballot during the official objection period."
Good luck with that skippy.
"3. have our own candidate(s) in the Dem party challenging odevil in the primary (Cdr Kerchner thinks this is a good idea! see his blog 8/30/11); This neccesitates us switching party temporarily to vote for that candidate. This will create chaos for them. The poll suddenly showing tons of us ‘Dem’ not voting for odevil will reap us benefits too!"
Well, your friend Cody Judy is running as a Democrat.....
"Right now, we already have Cody Judy in Utah. Support him and get the war started!
This will be for the primary only. At general election vote for the R nominee just to kick out odevil."
Wasn't that the idea in 2008 - get the far right to vote for Hillary in the primaries so that they could then switch parties and vote against her in the general election??
How did that work for you again??
"Obama is both bored and frankly disgusted by the thought of leading America the Ugly. So he frankly decided he’d rather not, and call it a day. Permanently.
It would seem that Barack is ready to join a long list of frauds who achieved prominence after juking and jiving their way to success. "
"juking and jiving", eh?? Not even an attempt to hide the racism??
"It has become a truism of even leftist political analysis that bamboozler Barack is waaaaay over his head as leader of the free world. In fact, he’d probably be at wits end running the camera department at the local Walgreens. But consider the following recent body slams our boy king has endured"
Interesting use on the word "boy"......
"Obama’s presidency resembles a Cargo Cult in that it is designed to look like wise policy and leadership, but underneath is a crazy, mindless replica which can only hope to fail. Cargo Cults are groups of primitive tribes who, after they were visited by modern man who flew in goods via planes, thought they could get the airmen to return by building primitive grass-planes as an act of worship."
And now the writer is comparing Obama's administration to a "primitive tribe". There's another racist dog whistle there.....
And in comments, the writer continues with this gem:
"I couldn't help but notice how Barack's diction resembled Malcolm X's. I wonder if Obama may have chosen him for a role model at some point in time? Barack has the same distinctive smart-alack attitude, and fulsome sense of his own genius, as well.
If Obama did not study this guy in minute detail, I'd be stunned.
Posted by kelly oconnell on 10/09 at 08:50 PM"
I suspect that by "smart alack", O'Connell means "uppity"
And some disappointment that St. Sarah Moosekiller isn't going to snowmachine down from the North to save the nation.
"Come November 2012, this evil man will hold 95% of the Black vote, 85% of the Hispanic vote, 65% of the Female vote, 95% of the Gay vote and be reelected without a care in the world as a lame duck destroyer of nations with four more years to load the Scotus with a couple more marxist feminists, raise taxes on the makers for the benefit of the takers and turn our once great country into a third world dictatorship in the hands of hateful, dishonest do nothings incapable of integrity, personal accountability or responsibility. Romney will get steamrolled! Our last best chance was Palin. She understands what has to be done but lacks the leadership abilities needed to achieve the impossible. As they say in the military: fubar.
Posted by dbw on 10/09 at 03:58 PM"
9 October - And at Lame Cherry, the insanity is strong once again.
"Bad event takes place in New York. Obama gets New York quarantined, whether to find terrorists or to keep refugees in status, and that is the rub as it then moves to those surrounding liberal states who do not want a million refugees from New York to take care of, so Obama gets the northeast to shut it's borders with curfews and other "necessary" things.
A few surrounding pops and Obama can shut down regional areas like Kansas City FEMA zone and if one gets enough people scared with Jake Tapper hype, then each zone can be sealed "to protect the people" who now will be shown demanding this for safety and not have those damned refugees pouring into their state.
Get this in the events will be in large populace states like new York, California and Ohio etc... so the smaller states will be herded into thinking, "I don't want all that sh*t in my rural state" and then in the psychology Obama runs the ticket in about a week, as people can only get scared so long, before they start sleeping and not caring again.
When it gets floated about elections being suspended, the regime is not just going to call it off no more than martial law is decreed. It will be graduated and as calculated as the Gulf Gusher, shooting Giffords and aiming at Palin and the Missouri River flooding."
Wow, paranoid much??
9 October - Zampolit Haskins posts pictures from his little outing.
We have Pam Barnett and Theresa Cao posing with an Obama cut-out.
Remember when Pam Barnett used to post at "Texas Darlin" as "Black Female Army Captain"?? What a surprise to find out she was *gasp!* LYING to her fellow birthers and PUMAs about her race.
And interesting garb for Cao.....
Here's Cao, Erik Rush, Blue Falcon Lakin, and Charles Kerchner.
I found it funny that Haskins got insulting to me about the fact that I should lose about 30-40 pounds. Yet it doesn't look like Erik Rush or Charles Kerchner are missing many meals.....
And here's the whole crowd. Zampolit Haskins is on the right, and it looks like he hasn't missed many meals either.
I could care less about someone's weight, but I find it rather funny that the person who tried to insult me about mine seems to have his own issues.
As for Cao, isn't it funny that someone who claims to be such a great patriot for America is literally wrapping herself in the Israeli flag. Wonder how Israelis would like seeing someone use their flag as a fashion accessory.....
9 October - In addition to his vanity presidential campaign, Thomas MacLeran aka "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" continues his threaty, obnoxious commentary.
"We have within our country a bunch of infiltrators who look like us and speak as we do, but they’re not Americans. If they’re from somewhere else, they’re the enemy; if they’re citizens, they’re traitors."
So basically he's defining as "American" anyone who looks, sounds, talks and acts like he does. Don't agree, you're an "inflitrator".
Wow. Talk about "One Party Rule"......
"And unlike the twenty questions our troops asked the Germans, present-day infiltrators are easy to spot: they have the distinct guilty look of denial written all over their faces. “He showed his birth certificate” and mum about the Social Security number."
Here's a hint. Rolling one's eyes, sighing with annoyance, and laughing out loud isn't "distinct guilty look of denial". It's utter amazement that otherwise intelligent people would believe the bilgewater that the birthers claim is simon-pure gospel.
"Shirking our responsibility to pass the torch of freedom to future generations doesn’t sit well with me, nor should it for any Patriot. So here’s what it will take: if you want to live under the flag of Communism or Sharia, leave, but don’t try and drag me down with you, because I’m not going. You can leave by walking or in a pine box."
9 October - The Terry Lakin Action Fund reports on Lakin's experience at the Value Voters summit.
"When we spoke to Terry on Saturday afternoon he sounded extremely discouraged. How could this be when he is largely among friends?
Here's why. This is very important."
Nobody outside of those friends knew who he was??
"When we asked why he sounded so discouraged he answered, "I've seen display after display for every conservative issue. There are First Amendment groups, Second Amendment groups, Freedom of Religion groups, groups representing objectivity of the press, school voucher groups, marriage amendment groups, pro-life groups, fair tax groups, and almost every other conservative issue. But none of this matters if we allow the authority of the Constitution to be diminished in any way."
You see, this was and is Terry's only issue. Why can't the so called president be held to the clear constitutional standards concerning eligibility? Why has no one in any position of authority at least officially looked into this?"
Translation - "Wahhh!!! They're not doing anything about the scary black man in the White House!! Wahhh, I trashed my career and they're ignoring me!! Wahhhhh!!!"
"Just to show you how totally confused people are on the issue read the following carefully:· One of the officers involved in Terry's court martial process ran into Pamela Barnett and Theresa Cao at the Whitehouse on Saturday, Oct 9. When offered literature about the Birther Summit and other brochure about Terry's case, her comment was, "Oh yeah. We put the littler shirker in prison because he just didn't want to deploy."
Did she not hear a thing? Did she not read one brief? Does she not know that Terry was ready to go and wanted to go? Was she so oblivious to the issue that she totally missed the point of Terry's action?"
I suspect she read the briefs and evidence quite well. Lakin asked his chain of command about Obama being eligible as Commander in Chief. He was told yes, Obama is the lawful Commander in Chief and his orders are valid. Lakin didn't like this answer, and tried to force the issue by disobeying lawful orders given by his immediate chain of command and missing movement. He ended up pleading guilty and spent a few months as a guest at Fort Leavenworth.
The entire point of Lakin's action was that he was inable to perform his duties because he couldn't accept that Obama was legitimately the Commander in Chief.
"That is all Terry asked for. Simple compliance with the Constitution. To date, neither Obama, nor his staff, nor any of the sitting members of Congress have been willing to do what Terry did."
What, violate their oaths and break the law????
"No, Terry did not lose a limb, he's not still in prison, his wife and family didn't leave him, he still has his house (for a while)"
The birther bucks not rolling in???
"Terry and Pili have spent basically all their savings and more. He can never earn back what he's lost."
Bed, made, lie.
9 October - And Charles Kerchner is back from his trip to the Value Voters Summit. Curiously enough he calls the birtherpoolza crowd the "Birther Summit Guerrilla Marketing Team", which suggests they pretty much crashed the VVS and tried to stink up the place with birtherism.
"We had an exciting and productive trip to the Values Voter Summit. We made some high level and interesting one-on-one contacts and personally placed in their hands literature documenting the facts and evidence of Obama’s SSN fraud, Forged Birth Certificate, and lack of Constitutional eligibility of Obama to be President."
Translation - they passed out flyers.
"I personally met and talked to many people about the criminal activities of Obama and the eligibility issue … from presidential candidates to key leaders and financial backers within the conservative ranks in DC and the country. Others in our group did likewise. "
Translation - they harassed people while passing out flyers.
"The establishment now knows who we are via face to face contact"
And know who to avoid now.
"One thing I can say for sure, all the rank and file people that we talked to attending the event were very much aware of the Obama ineligibility issue and document fraud and SSN fraud issues of Obama and are scratching their heads wondering why no one in our government or major media is doing anything about it."
More like "scratching their heads wondering why people are still buying into this crap"
"It is the top political leadership in DC that is scared and which has painted itself in a corner on these issues and the main stream media that enable the Obama fraud cover-up to continue."
And the 80+ failed lawsuits have had nothing to do with it??
"But things are going to change. I could sense it at this event. I believe we are approaching a tipping point in this battle."
".....any day now.......he'll be arrested and taken out of the WHITE House in chains any day now......any day now.......he'll be arrested and......."
9 October - Daryn Moran returns from his supposed trip to Washington DC (surprised he didn't hang with Zampolit Haskins and the birtherpoozla crowd if he was there). He claims to have some videos and pictures from the trip in his fancy new Droid phone, but he can't upload them. He can certainly read off a rant from it though.
And what's the first thing he does in his latest video?? Ask for money.
He's sounding really depressed and discouraged. Which doesn't stop the "gee, lets court another visit from the Secret Service", since at 3:41 he goes:
"I am embarassed to call myself an American under the current circumstances, when others have no pride to stand with me in removing our mutual emeny, Obama"
But Obama isn't the only one:
"My disgust truly has moved from Obama to the people in our occupied borders, people of no backbone"
"If the Republicans and the Tea Party and people..uh..political leaders in those parties don't speak against our enemy, Obama, then the Constitution is destroyed and Americans are, are enslaved to the occupied enemies of our country"
"It's extremely difficult trying to stand up for your family and your country and your God when it seems like nobody listens, nobody cares"
Someone doesn't like the fact he's not getting the birther bucks or much in the way of real-life support.
10 October - Awww. Someone likes me.
"If you looked up the word "snark" in the dictionary, you would probably find Patrick McKinnion's picture. A self described "40-something screaming moderate with a taste for B movies," Pat's gift lays in generally letting Birther nutjobbery speak for itself. Every few days he gleans the latest Birther shenanigans from the Internet, distills it into a tasty paste, seasons it with just a dash of bemused outrage and ladles it into a blog post of unrelenting acerbity. Consider his dispatches the Reader's Digest condensed version of the Birther movement; perfect for those who can handle their Birther idiocy only in small, short but very intense doses."
*Blush* I'm flattered!