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Halloween Notes

The fact that the last update saw me misspelling Thomas MacLeran's name AND Karl Rove's name, has well as completely forgetting to mention Darren Huff's conviction (I had written it and thought it was added, but....), tells me I'm a bit crispy and need a break. Will resume sometime W-F.

Happy Halloween / Samhain / All Hallows Eve.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 25-28 October 2011

Apologizes for no updates on Wednesday, but I had the chance to spend some family time.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, Charles Dyer seems to be having some attorney problems, and hasn't figured out his fellow "oathkeepers" don't want anything to do with him. Speaking of oafkeepers, pink plastic phallus owner/operator Darren Huff toodles his ugly truck to the courthouse to find out the verdict of his case. Hope he had someone to drive it home.

Dr. Orly goes "screw Jerome Corsi, I'm gonna grab me some hot sheriff Joe action!", much to Corsi's dismay. Meanwhile she asks an appeal to her appeal in Washington DC, and lets hope her Hawaii tickets for the 21 of November were non-refundable. "Martha Trowbridge" builds a conspiracy about Malcolm X's specs.

John Dummett becomes the birtherstani's latest great white hope, with not one but two lawsuits. Curiously enough, neither are in his home state of California, with a federal one in Arizona and a state one in Tennessee. However, the lawsuits are such that there's not enough nitrous for Dr. Orly to touch them.

Rick Perry plays birther flirty games, which causes some in the GOP to say "knock it off, you're making us look stupid." Joseph Farah is also upset at Rowe and willing to throw GW Bush to the lions in the process. Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump remains in birtherstan. Lawrence Sellin is upset that Karl Rowe is actually speaking the truth about the birthers. Dr. Orly plans to lose to Sen. Diane Feinstein in 2012.

Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau is trying to say "see, Lucas Smith's Kenyan birth certificate is real, honest, no, really!" And Thomas MacLeran continues to daydream about winning the presidency.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 22-24 October 2011

In today's dispatches, Leo Donofrio takes a break from poker playing and black helicopter ranting to discuss the newest conspiracy in his addled brain. The GOP is trying to keep birthers at bay. though Rick Perry seems to be happy to play flirty games with him.

JB Williams notices the low turnout on Facebook for his march on DC, but thinks he'll add another 999,300 or more between now and 11 November. Lawrence Sellin continues his mad at the GOP. Dr. Orly reposts a letter from a follower that turns out to be the spouse of another birther nutcase. Meanwhile, said spouse spews sedition and stuff at the Pest and eFail.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 18-21 October 2011

In today's dispatches, Thomas MacLearan has a damp daydream about his presidency, which seems to involve as step one "using the Constitution for toilet paper". Lawrence Sellin's new home away from Helsinki home seems to be the Pest and eFail, and he's rather upset at the GOP.

The de Vattelist wing of birtherstani makes their stink known in Sen. Marco Rubio's life. Dean Haskins seems to not only want to be the birtherstani political officer, but it's chief mullah as well.

Darren Huff seems to be doing his best to screw up his defense, and Walter Fitzpatrick seems to be turning into a mobile hazmat zone. And Dr. Orly seems to think that birther bill 2.0 next year will do the trick.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 15-17 October 2011

In today's dispatches, the press takes note of Dr. Orly's Hawaiian failure. The Pest and eFail, (or should that be eFail:Pest), goes sovereign citizen. Dean Haskins shows his ability at humour is just has effective as his debate skills, (next time he should try to make a 'Benny Hill' parody.) Still, it's interesting to have proof that Miki Booth lies.

Dr. Kate seems to have problems with the "Occupy Wall Street" movement, maybe because they're not as racist as the groups she likes. Meanwhile Dr. Orly threatens to sue Hillary Clinton, and Thomas MacLearan aka "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" seems to think coups and insurrection is just a peachy keen idea.

Dr. Orly whines that it's been three years since she was Chief Justice Robert's creepy stalker girl, and then gets all screechy when she's handed a triple-whammy.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 12-13 October 2011

In today's dispatches, video of Dr. Orly's latest failure. Dr. Kate thinks that the GOP is either in on the conspiracy, or is being threatened. Eric Rush poo-poos the notion of a "race war" his friends on the right keep bringing up.

The Williams/Harrington/Vallely rally that is piggybacking on the normal Washington DC Veterans Day commemoration is expecting 3 million vets to come to Washington and demand the ouster of Obama and Biden. Based on past birther rallies and events, the numbers may be off by 2,999,900 or so.

Ann Barnhardt finds a birther that's too crazy for her - and if she's actually speaking the truth for a change, it's damn scary news. Linda Starr wants all those damn hippies off her Wall Street. "One Pissed-Off Vietnam Vet" wonders why the "obots" are so concerned with birther lies. And Darren Huff's case moves to trial - and he doesn't want some things mentioned. (No, not the BOB, something worse.....)

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 11-12 October 2011

In today's dispatches, World Nut Daily shows that while it's humour-challenged, many of its readers aren't hate-challenged. Tracy Dorsey comes out with a love video to Walter Fitzpatrick. Erik Rush and Martha Trowbridge continue their trip to conspiracyworld with their latest "proof" that Malcolm X was Stanley Ann Dunham's baby daddy.

Dean Haskins reports on their handing out flyers and having people avoid or shun the crazy birthers at the Value Voters Summit. The State of Hawaii asks the judge in Taitz v Fuddy for dismissal, the judge goes "Okay, sounds good to me." Walter Fitzpatrick gets a field trip to see personal pink plastic phallus owner/operator Darren Huff.

We have a trio of videos, an arrogant Haskin, a befuddled Kerchner, and a batguano crazy Cao. Lawrence Sellin seems to have set up shop at the Pest and eFail, and is upset that the GOP might nominate a *gasp* Mormon rather than a crazy birther. And more whiney Pest and eFail letters.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 8-10 October 2011

In today's dispatches, we have reports of dubious accuracy from the Birtherpoolza gang at the Value Voters Summit. Plus pictures detailing Holy Cao's interesting fashion sense.

Lucas Smith does another "Dear Penthouse Letters..." post, this time detailing the Dr. Orly / Charles E. Lincoln III tryst. Lil' Bunny Foo-Foo is now projectile trowing up. "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet announces he's running for President - and outs himself in the process.

Dr. Kate seems to be losing hope along with her marbles. Canada Free Press provides us with an anti-Obama rant full of racist goodies. Lame Cherry sees conspiracy in her future.

The Terry Lakin Action Fund seems to be upset that their favourite blue falcon wasn't feted at the Value Voters Summit. Daryn Moran has a new video out and it looks like his supposed trip to Washington DC was a disappointment. And someone seems to like me....

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 4-7 October 2011

The last few days have been rather stressful and real life had to take priority over what the idiots were up to today. My apologizes for the delay.

Anyway, today's dispatches has the SPLC showing how World Nut Daily primes the pump of birther stupidity. JB Williams has an interesting poll on his website - and joins together with Tim Harrington and "Mind War" co-author Paul Vallely in a call for veterans to gang together and overthrow the government, which gets airtime at World Nut Daily, Birther Report, and maybe a few Klan rallies as well.

Linda Jordan asks the press why they're not breaking the law too. World Nut Daily tries to explain away the Supreme Court rejecting Keyes v Bowen, which is now officially dead. Daryn Moran wants to meet with Obama. And wants a pony too.

Neal Turner is upset a right-wing group didn't want to waste their money on birtherism. Jerome Corsi seems to be wetting his panties with the idea of a civil war in the US. Mark Levin seems to be the latest right-wing target of the birtherstani.

Lawrence Selln seems to have a new home at the Pest and eFail. And Holy Cao seems to be hanging around with the birtherpoolza crowd.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 1-3 October 2011

In today's dispatches. Dr. Orly's latest court filing may just rank up there with some of her past classics for sheer arrogance and idiocy. Daryn Moran claims to be in Washington DC, where his reports seem to be less "I'm arresting Obama" and more "Whine, I'm broke and can't figure out my smartphone".

Walter Fitzpatrick is in solitary. Charles Kerchner is upset that the Secret Service is keeping an eye on Moran rather than, you know, ignoring the Constitution and illegally arresting that uppity black guy. Someone needs to point out to JB Williams that when you cite a source to back you up, make sure it actually backs you up.

And Keyes v Bowen officially assumes room temperature.