At the intersection of bad movies and questionable politics, of horrid acting and insane conspiracies, lie Bad Fiction, the writings and rants of a 40-something screaming moderate with a taste for B movies.
In today's dispatches, talk show host Laurie Roth seems to be the latest birther Great White Hope. Mario Apuzzo takes a dip into Lake Malcolm X Conspiracy. Dr. Orly is upset that real attorneys don't want to spend time and money on her.
The Veterans Against The Constitution rally is starting to look like a Maytag Repairman convention. Dr. Orly harasses the courts some more. World Nut Daily proudly announces the advent of censorship in the comments. "Fellowship of the Minds" worries about satanic pizza.
Dr. Orly has more important things to think about than her dental patients. The Pest and eFail seems to be becoming a home for the "too right wing and crazy for the current GOP" crowd. Jerome Corsi wants real reporters to do his work for him. And Victoria Jackson seems to be in the race for "dumbest hominid currently banging rocks together."
So I was visiting a friend in Vancouver BC over the weekend, and stopped to get a take-out menu at Hell Pizza in North Vancouver.
Hell Pizza is a chain that started in New Zealand. They have a reputation for a rather irreverent sense of humour, pizzas named after the seven deadly sins, and ads like this one for lamb shanks.
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They're also known for their habit of using people's complaints about their motif in advertising. Which may be why I found a reference to birther site "Fellowship of the Minds" on their take out menu. Seems that on 1 September 2011, FotM put on their cranky pants about Hell Pizza....
"Another sign of the demented times we live in. There is a pizza store called Hell Pizza.
I’m not kidding.
Its brick-and-mortar store is located in North Vancouver (didn’t know Hell is in Vancouver!), but Hell Pizza has a website, with this charming (sarc) logo:
It has 25 pizza selections, beginning with “Lust: Pepperoni, Salami, Ham, Bacon & Andoullie lashed with your choice of sauce e.g, BBQ, Sweet Chilli, Smokey BBQ or Tomato.”
Then there are Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Pride (V), Nemesis, Creator, Pandemonium, Mordor, Mischief, Underworld, Mayhem, Cursed, Trouble, Brimstone, Grimm, Serpent, Damned (V), Sinister (Vegan), Limbo (V), Purgatory (V), The 333, The 666."
And look! Racism in the comments!
"josephbc69 | September 1, 2011 at 11:16 am | Reply
Take it from yr Canadian correspondent/ex-pat, Vancouver HAS indeed, gone to Hell. I last lived there in 1987, and left then as it was going downhill fast. The tsunami of the Chinese did bring some superb restaurants, but the crowding is insufferable. I moved to Victoria, BC in 1993 and haven’t been to Hongcouver since, except to get off the ferry so I could get Dakota, my newest Pom, from his caretaker, get back on the ferry and return to twenty-years-behind the-times Victoria!"
It's amazing how people can get their panties in a knot over the littlest things...
In today's dispatches, a frothing at the mouth, blood and doom video by James Manning. Dr. Kate tests the waters of anti-semitism. Zampolit Dean Haskins tells the birtherstani "we're doing something really special, honest, just you wait, oh, please send money."
Sellin is still annoyed with the GOP. Thomas MacLeran's vision for America includes a rodent in every pot. World Nut Daily has a new Wenzel "Poll" out, which seems to be an excuse for the usual genetic drift in World Nut Daily's fanbase to go apedump in the comments.
Walter Fitzpatrick's still in jail. And the defense in Keyes/Barnett v Obama reply to Dr. Orly's latest lunatic flight.
In today's dispatches, further evidence of the sad decline of a former birtherstan superstar. There's further attempts to stir up some attendance for the 11 November "Veterans against the Constitution" rally that JB Williams is helping to run.
The comments section at World Nut Daily are an extra special bucket of crazy lately. More and more birtherstani seem to be on the "Barack X" bandwagon. We have a business and vocational education "professor" trying to pretend he knows the law. Dr. Kate is getting demanding.
The Pest and eFail publishes an article by someone with an interesting past history. Dr. Orly plans to lose in the 2012 California Senatorial race, and asks the court to have the military intervene in the State of Hawaii.
Lame Cherry has some rather massive sexual hangups. A Tea Party birther makes a grand exit after calling Elizabeth Warren names. World Nut Daily attorney Larry Klayman has some problems of his own. And Thomas MacLeran once again drops his pants and shows his ignorance to the world.
In today's dispatches, we have a racist who writes for the Pest and eFail AND is a big fan of Lawrence Sellin and Thomas MacLeran. I know, shock and amazement. We also have a music video of Tom's wife Fran, sans confederate flag hat. World Nut Daily gets all hot and bothered over swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi's latest spew.
Dinnertime at the MacLeran house. Dr. Orly appeals two her latest fails. Gary Kreep tries to hitch the birther star to another case. We have a new birther book by one "Mondo Frazier", who seems to be a legend in his own mind. The Williams/Harrington/Vallely march doesn't seem to be picking up steam.
Sedition at the Pest and eFail. Polland/Polarik seems to trying to convince the birthers he's still valid. The floaters at Dr. Kate's cesspool are still their usual family-loving selves. And Martha Trowbridge seems to be smoking something, or using her Alpha-bits as a ouija board.
