I suspect today's dispatches can best be summed up in song form:
We have Dr. Orly saying "give your money to MEEEEE!!!" Joseph Farah saying "give your money to World Nut Daily, and we might pass on some to Joe Arpaio!" And the "Article II SuperDuper All Worship the Prophet de Vattel PAC" saying "Of course we didn't give money to Dr. Orly. Oh, and give us money too".
Also you have Dr. Orly preparing to annoy the Supreme Court again. Victoria Jackson's off her meds again. And Neal Sankey has completely lost what marbles he had left.
26 December - Dr. Orly really doesn't play well with others. (malware and redirect warning)
"I got an e-mail stating that Article 2 PAC and organizations by Gary Wilmott are sponsoring New Hamshire challenge. I wanted to clarify, that I never got any money from Article 2 PAC or Gary Wilmott or his organizations."
Well of course not. Grifters don't share with other grifters.
"Gary is trying to send e-mails to residents of NH, however I do not know, what will it accomplish. The case was already filed, it is in front of the judges and it is up to them. 4 out of 5 judges were nominated by the Democrat governors of NH: Jane Shaheen and John Lynch, which means that they will probably stonewall and I will need to go to the Supreme Court. That is the truth of the matter."
And the truth of the matter is the Supreme Court will say no. Again.
"A number of people started blogs. Some of those blogs have bombastic names, like Article 2 pack or other names where all of these people are directors of organizations and all of them are seeking donations, selling merchandise, planing meetings. Please, keep in mind, that at the end of the day we need one law suit to succeed. At the end of the day I am the attorney, who is working 24/7/365 for 3 years now, bringing those legal actions around the country and paying for all the filing fees, copying, biding, Fed Ex, airfare and hotels traveling around the country."
Translation - "Don't send your money to all those other birthers, send it all to MEEEEEE!! IT'S ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
"I was attacked by judges and and media and by bogus law suits filed by convicted criminals. I spent thousands of dollars fighting all of these challenges."
Does that include the convicted criminal you were screwing in the Dental Chair o' Luv???
"When you donate to this effort, think, who is actually doing the work."
And please ignore her success rate to date.
"I can continue bringing legal challenges around the country without all of these newly made up organizations, as long as you are donating, however what all of these organizations with bombastic names achieved so far or will achieve without an attorney, who is actually doing the work?"
Well, let's see. One organization with a bombastic name - "Defend Our Freedoms Foundation", has an attorney who is gadflying all other the place like a nitrous-fueled pogo-stick, and has a success rate of "zero" to show for her efforts.
"We’ve seen mock trials, which were completely ignored by the media and Congress. "
Why? Because they were MOCK trials with no legal authority.
"There were and will be meetings of a few birthers here and there under different names, however typically media completely ignores those meetings, courts and Congress ignore them also. No court will issue a ruling pronouncing Obama ineligible, because 5 or 10 or 20 birthers decided to meet somewhere."
Well, at least she's got the numbers of the various birther rallies right.
"No court will issue a ruling because a few residents got an e-mail. No court will decide to remove Obama from the ballot because of something written by someon on his blog or Internet magazine."
You finally realized that did you??
"I am concerned that this cottage industry of multiple individuals starting blogs, calling themselves directors of organizations will only stretch thin very limited resources and will impede my ability to file legal actions in different states and actually challenge Obama."
Translation - "IT'S ALL ABOUT MEEEE!!!!! SEND YOUR MONEY TO MEEEE!!!!!!"
And in comments:
December 26th, 2011 @ 6:26 pm
Why aren’t, your friends, like Pam Barnett and Dean Haskins, raising, money for you and your courageous legal efforts? Why, are they wasting, time and money on silly, meetings and fancy websites?"
Because they're also trying to part fools from their money??
26 December - Dr. Orly isn't the only grifter trying to milk the party faithful for birther bucks. Joseph Farah also wants some of that sweet, sweet cash.
"Barack Obama's constitutional qualifications for the presidency have never been investigated by any law-enforcement agency.
But that investigation by Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "Cold Case Posse" could easily be derailed for lack of financial support coupled with attacks being launched against his office by Obama's Justice Department.
That's why it is imperative for every American who questions the very legality of Obama's reign and his efforts at re-election to support Arpaio's probe in a tangible way – no matter how small."
"Then we have the problem of the birth document itself. It was only released last April in response to the impending release of Corsi's devastating book, which had hit the No. 1 best-seller position. But is it genuine? To date, there is nearly 100 percent agreement among qualified forensics investigators and document experts that it is not."
WHAT qualified forensic investigators and document experts?? All World Nut Daily has found is a copier salesman who writes books about mystery holes, a retired typographer who decided it was a forgery before he ever saw it, a PUMA who wrote books about Adobe products ten years ago, another "expert" who claims to have worked for Adobe in the 80's, and the "CIA Experts" that Paul Vallely's rice krispies told him about.
"That's why I urge you to make a donation to this active investigation right now – no matter the amount. If everyone who reads this appeal gave the minimum amount of $5, it would raise millions, far more than the necessary resources to get the job done and the truth about Obama out.
Can you make your contribution right now?
Time is truly running out."
Yeah, that paypal button won't push itself after all. And mind you, Farah doesn't say that Arpaio will get all the money. I'm sure that World Nut Daily will get a substantial cut, with Arpaio getting just enough for Farah to claim they did something.
Oh, and John Woodsman calls Farah out on his "investigators" lie.
"John Woodman · Subscribe · Top Commenter · Springfield, Missouri "there is nearly 100 percent agreement among qualified forensics investigators and document experts that it is not [genuine]?" This is simply untrue. First of all, Mr. Farah, strictly speaking, you don't have even ONE single QUALIFIED forensic investigator or document expert who backs you up.
Secondly, you seem to have somehow forgotten about Ivan Zatkovich, John Berryhill, Nathan Goulding, Neal Krawetz, Frank Arduini, Kevin Davidson… oh yes… and myself.
When will you tell your readers the TRUTH -- that EVERY SINGLE CLAIM of proof of forgery that you have presented to the public has been completely debunked? When will you prominently cover and promote the 221-page analysis that I personally wrote on the birth certificate and the related issues?
By the way, you still haven't responded to my email and to the comment I made on one of your previous articles, both challenging you personally to appear on January 21 on Mark Gillar's Tea Party Power Hour Show and defend your claims that the birth certificate is clearly a forgery.
Reply · 3 · Unlike · Follow Post · 11 hours ago
And look what slips though World Nut Daily's censorship:
"James McAlister · Top Commenter · Tampa, Florida
As Farah pointed out, even if we accept the phony birth certificate at face value, the boy in the White House is still unqualified to serve because of his dual nationality. He's a perfect example of why the Founders inserted the requirement since it's clear he has no loyalty to our country and, in fact, harbors deep animosity towards it.
Reply · 6 · Like · 10 hours ago"
Just WHAT does this Black Fella and Snake Oil Salesman have over on you "Johnny Woodman"? He catch you with a Chicken? I can NOT for the life of me figure out where this guy has shown that he is a US Citizen!? Where did he go to school, and WHY doesn't anyone remember him? Who was his childhood Sweetheart (or wasn't he interested in Girls?) Where the Hell did this guy come from and HOW did he end up with the highest office in the Country? Don't you ever think of that JOHNNY, or are you just another Patent LIBERAL?
Reply · Like · Follow Post · 4 hours ago"
27 December - To give Dr. Orly credit, she's already preparing for her loss with the Supreme Court of New Hampshire (malware and redirect warning)
"As I stated, 4 out of 5 Judges of the Supreme Court of NH are appointees of the Democrat governors, so we know, that it is going to the Supreme Court of the U.S.
Applications for stay go to justices, who are assigned to specific circuits. NH is in the first circuit, so it will go to Justice Breyer, Clinton appointee."
Someone tries to talk her down.
December 27th, 2011 @ 9:18 am
I hate to say this but give this up and concentrate on your Senate run. You have done enough, let someone else carry the load and see how far they get. You deserve a break."
However, Dr.. Orly is already showing signs of severe paranoia.
December 27th, 2011 @ 9:34 am
If I take a break, we’ll be all taking a break in a FEMA camp, in between Koran studies and hard labor"
27 December - Note to Victoria Jackson's family. It's long past time to have her taken somewhere nice and quiet wearing a "I love me" jacket with extra-long wrap-around sleeves.
"Former "Saturday Night Live" actress Victoria Jackson, working on confidential information she as a web talk show host has special clearance to obtain, has claimed that the United States is being overtaken by radical Muslims bent on bringing the nation under Sharia law.
"I just went to a briefing in Washington DC, across the street from the Capitol, at the Longworth building at 8:30 am two days ago and it changed my life," Jackson said last week on her web show, "Politichicks." "For six hours, I saw pictures and names and dates and facts and Islamic law books and Korans, Surahs for six hours and they proved to me… that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our highest positions in government and this is serious.""
27 December - The Phoenix New Times reports on Farah's trying to shill for Arpaio.
"Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's humiliating "Birther" investigation apparently has hit a snag in the funding department.
According to Arpaio, the "investigation" is being funded by donations to his "Birther" posse, and not with taxpayer money (which is a huge relief). However, the money, it seems, has dried up -- with, by Arpaio's estimate, only a few more weeks of work to do.
"Sheriff Joe Arpaio's 'Cold Case Posse' could easily be derailed for lack of financial support coupled with attacks being launched against his office by Obama's Justice Department," Birther conspiracy theorist Joseph Farah wrote on the conspiracy website World Net Daily yesterday."
27 December - Gary Wilmott and Helen Tansey seem to be a tad bit upset at Dr. Orly.
"Article II Super PAC by definition is a political entity duly registered with the Federal Election Commission. It is a vehicle purposely designed to target and educate voters as to the definitive definition of Article II, Section 1, Clause 5.
Article II Super PAC is required by law to report revenue and expenses throughout the election cycle. All reports are then made available to the public for review.
Dr. Taitz states in her public pronouncement “I never got one cent from Article 2 PAC…” This statement is correct. Article II Super PAC is not and cannot be used as a fundraising vehicle to underwrite attorney fees and/or expenses.
The Article II Legal Defense Fund is an entirely separate legal entity established for such purposes."
And end with:
"We are hopeful this statement will put an end to the misrepresentation of our efforts. Please feel free to share any of this statement with others you may know who have expressed confusion or doubt about the sincerity behind our work."
As for the poo-flinging primates in that monkey cage:
"Anonymous said…[Reply] Orly Taitz is self-destructive and always lashes out at her own supporters. December 27, 2011 4:31 PM
Please confer with Dean Haskins. Apparently, he knows something about the Wolf Vs. Fuddy case. There is supposed to be a hearing tomorrow for oral argument on the motion for reconsideration on the case dismissal. People should know about the case and the hearing. Confer with Dean and make a post.
December 27, 2011 5:18 PM
I've been saying for over a year now that Orly does more damage than good.
December 27, 2011 5:40 PM
Georgia Citizen said…[Reply]
You should tell Orly that because she is the one doing the squabbling. Article2PAC is just clarifying the disinformation Orly publicly posted about them. And I have to say their response was very diplomatic.
Orly is the one that needs to look at the big picture and stop worrying about her damn donation button.
December 27, 2011 6:17 PM
@Georgia Citizen Agree 100%! This is not good for the cause. Damn what is that woman thinking?!
December 27, 2011 6:48 PM
Ah, the sound of birther egos fighting……
27 December - Dr. Orly gives an update on her 6 current legal malpractices in the courts. (malware and redirect warning)
"1. Taitz v Fuddy January 6, First Circuit court, Honolulu HI (Attorney Orly Taitz v Director of Health of HI, Loretta Fuddy). Subpoena for production of documents was served on the director of Health Fuddy. I am asking my supporters to come to court to this hearing.
2. Farrar, Lax, Judy, Mac Leran, Roth v Obama, Brian Kemp, secretary of state of GA and Georgia Democrat Party ( Orly Taitz, attorney for Plaintiffs)- Trial January 26, Atlanta GA. I am asking my supporters to come to court to this hearing."
Remember how impressed Judge Carter was with the cavity creeps in his courtroom??
Somehow I suspect this will go over just as well.
"3. Keyes, Barnett et al v Obama et al (Attorney Orly Taitz representing former UN ambassador and presidential Candidate Alan Keyes, 10 state representatives and 30 members of the military) Petition for hear En Banc will be filed shortly in the 9th Circuit court of Appeals"
Where they will either reject it, or agree and sometime in late 2012 she'll be told "no". Again.
"4. Taitz v Astrue (Attorney Orly Taitz FOIA against Commissioner of SS Michel Astrue) in the District of Columbia Circuit, no date for the hearing yet
5. Taitz v Ruemmler (Attorney Orly Taitz v White House counsel Kathy Ruemmler) in the DC circuit, not date yet"
Don't you mean "no date set for the appeals??"
"6. Taitz et al v Gardner et al (Attorney Orly Taitz is joined by 5 State Representatives of NH and 4 Presidential candidates)."
And what happened with her ballot jihad there?
"According to the clerk of the court Supreme Court of New Hampshire simply declined to assume original jurisdiction. I do not have the actual order yet. I suspected that, as 4 out of 5 judges of the Supreme court of NH, including the Chief Judge are appointees of the Democrat governors (Jeanne Shaheen and John Lynch)."
So of course she's not stopping there:
" As I stated previously, I will be filing with the Supreme Court of the United States a petition for stay of counting of Obama’s votes pending decision on certiorari petition. As NH is in the first circuit, it will go to Justice Breyer. If he denies, I will refile with one of the conservative justices. At any rate, the case is no longer in NH, it goes to the Supreme Court of the United States. There is no need to do outreach, e-mails and phone calls in NH, as the case is no longer there,"
"…but donations towards legal work, costs and travel to prosecute these 6 cases will be greatly appreciated."
Boy, she's really going after the birther bucks more and more of late. Wonder if her dental business is tanking because of how badly she's neglected it, or if Yosi has placed her on a tight allowance so she doesn't fritter away the family's money.
December 28th, 2011 @ 12:00 pm
How are “judges engaged in the cover up”? What evidence do you have?"
The voices in her head, of course.
28 December - At the Pest and eFail, Neil Sankey is flat out losing it.
(Bold face from original article)
Oh, and he's on board with the "Malcolm X was Stanley Ann Dunham's baby daddy" conspiracy theory,
"For some time, I have espoused the opinion that Malcolm X may, in some way, be involved in the ancestry of our current White House Occupant. Recent brilliant narrative by the renowned author Martha Trowbridge has taken us all by storm. Her story-line, so far, is strongly suggestive of the urgent need for a new look at the parentage of “The One” and especially offers a basis for his extreme views."
More like it shows just how insane some of the birthers have become.
"So, America, as you relax this Christmas week, you may safely assume that we have a total fraud in the office of President with his Malcolm X, Saul Alinsky, Cloward and Piven, Marxist-Leninist-influenced finger on the nuclear trigger. He is in charge of your military and calling all the shots, taking away your freedoms, rights and demanding yet another Trillion to waste on paybacks to his buddies!
Is that OK with you, America?
FOR GOD’S SAKE, PEOPLE, IT IS OUR COUNTRY, OUR WAY OF LIFE, OUR VERY EXISTENCE THAT IS AT STAKE HERE!
Is it not high time we all put aside our differences, real or imagined, and band together to defeat this scourge with one voice? "
And just how, pray tell, do you plan to do that, particularly when your fellow birthers seem more concerned with fighting over money than anything else.