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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 29-30 December 2011

(Another great one from verbalobe)

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly seems to be opening up a second birtherstani civil war with anyone who won't kowtow and kiss her liposuctioned tush. An attorney in Massachusetts who claimed to be a birther that believes Obama was a Muslim is told he can't sue a newspaper for reporting that he's a birther that believes Obama was a Muslim.

Newt Gingrich frankly dismisses the birthers, causing some to frankly scream "say it isn't so Newtie!!" Birthers in Georgia want a special grand jury to investigate the Secretary of State for Georgia for the crime of not being a birther. New York and Arizona get their own birther ballot jihads. Matt Romney makes a birther joke and attempts to walk it back.

It looks like the amount of complaints the birthers sent the New Hampshire Department of State is in the double digits. And while Dr. Orly is starting a second birther civil war, the first one is still going on.

I just noticed that I received a $10 donation in my tip jar from a reader on 21 December 2011. I don't know if said reader wants to mentioned by name, but thank you very much! (and you're the first to use it as well. *chuckle*)

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 27-28 December 2011

I suspect today's dispatches can best be summed up in song form:

We have Dr. Orly saying "give your money to MEEEEE!!!" Joseph Farah saying "give your money to World Nut Daily, and we might pass on some to Joe Arpaio!" And the "Article II SuperDuper All Worship the Prophet de Vattel PAC" saying "Of course we didn't give money to Dr. Orly. Oh, and give us money too".

Also you have Dr. Orly preparing to annoy the Supreme Court again. Victoria Jackson's off her meds again. And Neal Sankey has completely lost what marbles he had left.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 24-26 December 2011

In today's dispatches, Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi joins forces with Ron Polland/Polarik to reveal a whole new realm of shoddy science, half-assed claims, bald-faced lies, and utter bovine excrement.

World Nut Daily and Joe Arpaio tries to deflect the results of the investigation that the Justice Department started under the GW Bush administration by claiming that Arpaio has Obama running scared. And there's a lot of "show us your papers, boy" mentality on display.

The state of New Hampshire releases their Democratic primary ballot, and it's notable for who's on it and who's not on it. Dr. Orly continues to take a great big steaming dump on the concept of "professional ethics. And both Gary Wilmott and the Pest and eFail post an article that's reads like something a Soviet KKK member would write.

Holiday Wishes 2011

For my readers, friends, and family, best wishes this holiday season. May all you hold dear and cherish be healthy, happy, and well.

For all those who seek truth and serve the light, may your journey thrive.

And for the birthers, may you reap what you sow Grüss Vom Krampus for you all.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 20-23 December 2011

In today's dispatches, Jules Manson got a talking-to by the Secret Service. Dr. Orly demands judges take note of her Keyes/Barnett v Obama case the day before said case is kicked to the curb by the appeals court. Looks like Walter Fitzpatrick sent on the papers he stole from Monroe County to a certain sedition-minded harpist.

Connerat v Obama gets kicked to the curb in Florida. Dean Haskins and Dr. Orly compete to see who can sink to the bottom of the sewer faster. Tribble fetishist Donald Trump hints at stealing the nutcase vote from the GOP. Some birthers are just waiting for the "n**ger necktie" approach to politics.

Lawrence Sellin continues projecting his own hatred, racism, and paranoia on his opponents. Van Irion doesn't want any Orly splashing on his de Vattelist birther ballot jihad case. And professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau shows her knowledge of theology is just as narrow and fake as her knowledge of civics, the law, or the Constitution.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 17-19 December 2011

In today's dispatches, Obama's attorney in Georgia moves to dismiss Dr. Orly's ballot jihad there, and points the court to an interesting footnote. Birther Report resembles a zoo. More on the SuperDeluxeMondoSizedPAC. Martha Trowbridge is freebasing vap-o-rub again.

John Woodsman challenges Swiftboat liar Corsi and World Nut Daily's stable of "experts'. Farah is upset that the media noticed his banner over an empty stadium. Dr. Kate's cesspool rapidly needs a truckload of lithium dumped into it. Polls show that over half of Iowa Republicans have no contact with reality.

And finally we have Jules Manson, a California individual who thinks that killing the President and his children is just a peachy-keen wonderful idea.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 15-16 December 2011

(Thanks to verbalobe for this one!)

In today's dispatches, Helen Tansey seems to have some problems with the "silly" 14th Amendment. Oh, and she wants her birther bucks in precious metals too. Anderson Cooper razzes World Nut Daily for flying over a closed (and apparently empty) stadium.

Walter Fitzpatrick seems to be having health issues, which would be treated better I suspect if he would go to the VA and quit getting his happy ass arrested. Still, hope he gets the proper medical assistance. Dr. Orly seems to think that being an anti-semite is just fine and dandy if they're also against Obama as well.

Joe Arpaio has some legal problems it seems, so swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi blames Obama for them. With some pretty rabid comments getting though World Nut Daily's censorship. Dr. Orly and Donald Trump make a political list. And Thomas MacLeran continues to see threats in his breakfast cereal while wishing death on anything he doesn't like.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 13-14 December 2011

In today's dispatches, Arizona's birther bill may get shocked back to shambling unlike for a third time. Dr. Orly starts to aggressively court plaintiffs for her ballot jihads, including a conspiracy nutter for one and a convicted rapist for another.

The "Chicago Liberal Examiner" publishes some of the letters she got from the charming, polite birtherstani. Thomas MacLeran shows delusions of adequacy and has decided he's going to be the grand general of the upcoming coup himself. Dr. Orly downloads a pre-signed subpoena form and sends off a raft of special subpoenas that have the birtherstani peeing on the carpet in delight.

Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi is upset that the birthers favorite tribble mobility scooter won't pony up some TrumpBucks to help the cause. And Ed Hale tries to get the court - or Berg - to dismiss Linda Starr due to illness.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 10-12 December 2011

In today's dispatches, another birther courtroom failure in Hawaii. John Dummett goes to Arizona to kiss Arpaio's ring and screw up legal service. Terry Lakin seems to have fallen further into birtherstan.

Thomas MacLeran throws a fit that his state's Secretary of State won't give in to his demands. Dr. Kate may have let on about who else is part of the "Article II superPAC". Dr. Orly tries to pimp her dead cases as still shambling around.

Thomas MacLeran predicts horror untold unless he's elected supreme overlord. A writer for the fake Examiner goes a pretty good article about the birther wing nuts. Mario Apuzzo loves him some Dred Scott.

Lawrence Sellin predicts gloom, doom, and race wars. Leo Donofrio shows some sanity. Zampolit Haskins tries to convince the party faithful that he's really doing something, honest. And we have a birther forum that doesn't even make an attempt to hide their subhuman racist ignorance.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 8-9 December 2011

In today's dispatches, Neal Jednoralski has some interesting reading tastes. Philip Berg does a direct shot over the bow of the CCCP Orly Taitz. Fox News' pet psycho has a blame the victim mentality.

Dr. Orly goes ape dump at Philip Berg. Jerome Corsi once again makes claims without proof. New Hampshire gets another dose of OrlyLaw, and Indiana is next. A whiney letter? In the Pest and eFail?? Really??

Walter Fitzpatrick gets another free stay at the greybar hotel. Former PUMA Helen Tansey comes up with a birther PAC. Thomas MacLeran seems to be having arguments with the voices in his head. And losing.

Finally Dean Haskins comes up with a brand new idea for the birthers, by which I mean "stale, already been done, and failed."