In today's dispatches, Charles Kerchner tries - another ad! Some evidence of pre-2008 protobirthers. Dr. Orly wants to seduce Rep. Stearns to the birtherstani side of the force.
Berg's undead case gets a motion to dismiss. Dr. Orly pole vaults over the wall of legal sanity. Some birthers are upset at the GOP for not completely boarding the crazy train. The people in the Georgia Birther Ballot jihad are told "no" again, while the SoS for that state certifies the results of the primary.
Some birthers question why they should pay for the Pest and eFail. And Leo Donofrio folds and goes home. Again.
I *think* I've fixed the commenting section. Maybe. Hopefully.
12 March - Despite the string of legal failures he's suffered, Charles Kerchner does…….another Washington Times ad.
"Nothing will slow Commander Charles Kerchner down. Nothing! He has been in this fight since day one. He has spent a small fortune in time and dollars to not only raise the public's awareness about the usurper sitting in the White House playing pretend President, but also in his support of Article II Super PAC's work."
And has absolutely squat to show for it.
"Below is a full-page ad that the Commander paid for that ran in the Washington Times National Weekly this week. It's been converted into a flier so you can print it off and tack it on your local stores bulletin boards and to hand it out at your local meetings."
Here's the ad. Kerchner is starting to approach Dr. Bonners soap-level of readability.
Oh, and money please.
"Please consider making a secure donation to Article II Super PAC"
And in the comments at Birther Report, someone asks how can Kerchner dare ask for Dr. Orly's rightful birther bucks.
"Anonymous said…[Reply] I have no problem what-so-ever with (patriot) Commander Kerchner getting financial help and support.But he has NOT (not even close) done more than Orly.
She deserves help also as she has and is currently doing 100X more.
It does not matter she owns a nice (expensive) home, she is working for ALL of US. (US as in "us" and the "U.S.")
I fear she is correct when she states that no judge will declare him ineligible simply because the NBC issue is only 99% clear. That little 1% uncertainty of minor vs happersett and subsequent decisions, (as in Indiana), complicates it.
It is her that has initially uncovered many more areas he is illegal and a fraud.
We should support her, and quit fighting over her "failures" … ALL THE OTHERS have "failed" also, (including patriot Commander Kerchner).
March 12, 2012 6:16 PM"
It doesn't go well.
"Anonymous said…[Reply] {It is her that has initially uncovered many more areas he is illegal and a fraud.}No ASSHOLE. It was Licensed Private Investigators like Susan Daniels and Bloggers that uncovered 99% of the information Orly uses in her cases.
Get your facts straight you delusional twat!
March 12, 2012 6:26 PM"
"Anonymous said…[Reply] I see the Orlybots are here tonight trying to stir up more shit.If I recall correctly it was Taitz that started attacking Cdr Kerchner when he never even published anything about her.
I guess it's ok for Taitz to go on the attack but not ok for other people to respond to her attacks?
This post doesn't even talk about Taitz but her blind supporters are here doing their best to instigate more fighting.
March 12, 2012 6:38 PM"
12 March - The people at Birther Report are peeing the rug over Rep. Cliff Stearns playing flirty birther games.
"Anonymous said…[Reply] Impeach HELL !!!That is too GOOD for the SOB !!!
He is an ILLEGAL ALIEN …. DEPORT HIM
OOPS … that is too GOOD for him also, I want him in JAIL !!! (along with Pelosi, Reid, and all the other democrats that tried to change the NBC/eligibility over the last 8 years, CAUSE THEY ALL KNEW he was not eligible, (at a minimum).
March 12, 2012 7:46 PM"
"Anonymous said…[Reply] The answer is not impeachment at this time. The answer is for every patriot in every state to find others who care about this, get a lawyer and sue your Secretary of State if they try to put Obama on the ballot. Appeal everything. If we fail, and Obama is elected…the country will sink into an abyss, during which even his most ardent supporters will be open to "new evidence" to impeach his ass. March 12, 2012 8:15 PM"
Oh, and:
"Anonymous said…[Reply] The military Joint Chiefs of Staff should "detain" Obama until he can prove he is a legitimate US citizen with a valid USA BC. If not, arrest him as an impersonator acting as CIC. March 12, 2012 9:33 PM"
"Wahhhh! Where's my military coup?????"
13 March - A thank you to "Welsh Dragon" for finding this in Yahoo Answers:
"nom de paix
If Obama bin HUSSEIN al Barack was born in If Obama bin HUSSEIN al Barack was born in Kenya, how can he run for president in the US?
Isn't that why Arnold whats-his-name can't run?
5 years ago"
The fun part about this? This question was asked in 2007.
Oh, and among the answers:
"Angelbaby7
He won't win, don't worry, it's the big bible belt states that decide, and they are not going to vote for him.
5 years ago"
*chuckle*
And, amazingly enough, there's absolutely no "two citizen parents" claims among the answers. Almost like that, oh, wasn't even a problem until after Obama actually won the election…….
13 March - Dr. Orly tries to get Rep. Stearns onto her particular crazy train (malware and redirect warning)
"CONTACT FL CONGRESSMAN STEARNS, DEMAND THAT HE CALL FOR CONGRESSIONAL INVESTIGATION OF OBAMAFORGERYGATE
Posted on | March 13, 2012 "
She then includes the link to contact Rep. Stearns AND provides zip codes so her followers outside his district can lie and claim they live there.
Yes, Dr. Orly is encouraging her cavity creeps to lie.
Charming person she is.
13 March - Berg's recycled case in Pennsylvania gets a an application to strike and dismiss. (PDF here)
13 March - Dr. Orly files a motion in opposition to dismiss in her Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad.
(PDF here. Hosted at her blog, malware and redirect warning)
MOTION FOR SANCTIONS AGAINST THE DEFENDANT
MOTION FOR LEAVE OF COURT TO FILE A FIRST AMENDED COMPLAINT AND ADD RICO CAUSE OF ACTION AGAINST THE DEFENDANT DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF MISSISSIPPI AND SEVERAL OTHER PARTIES FOR ELECTIONS FRAUD, SOCIAL SECURITY FRAUD, UTTERING OF FORGED IDENTIFICATION PAPERS AS BASIS OF CONSTITUTIONAL ELEGIBILITY OF CANDIDATE BARACK HUSSEIN OABAMA"
And that's just the title.
"In the first section of the motion Defendant Democratic Party of Mississippi boldly asserts "The President was born in the state of Hawaii and thus is a natural born citizen of the United States". Well, just saying so does not make it so. The whole point of the law suit is that this allegation is totally unsupported. Defendants believe that if a lie is told enough times, it will miraculously turn into truth."
Funny, I thought that's what Dr. Orly does - try and tell a lie enough times that it will suddenly turn into the truth.
"Previously Taitz, Plaintiff herein, submitted a transcript of the administrative proceedings in Atlanta Georgia, where seven witnesses provided admissible, competent testimony, showing that the alleged copy of Obama's birth certificate is a computer generated forgery. They also testified that the Social Security number used by Obama, is fraudulently obtained and represents a number issued in 1977 to another individual, an elderly resident of the State of Connecticut, who was born in 1890. "
That's the case in which the judge dismissed your "evidence" and "witnesses" as not being credible, right??
"On March 1, 2012, Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa county, Arizona, held a press conference, where he announced results of a six month investigation, where he confirmed the findings provided by Taitz. "
You mean "repeated the crap that Corsi told him", right???
"Taitz provides herein exhibit 1, an actual Video tape of the January 26, 2012 administrative hearing in Atlanta Georgia"
Oh cool. Video of Dr. Orly losing to an empty table!!! At least it will tell the judges what to expect if they allow her in their courtroom.
"Additionally, defendant defines the eligibility for the US Presidency to be based only on one's birth in the country without regard to the citizenship one inherited based on the citizenship of his parents. Petitioner asserts that this is an incorrect interpretation of the Article 2 section 1 of the US constitution."
Funny, the courts tend to disagree with you.
"Kim Ark is not a controlling precedent for a number of reasons."
(snip)
"d. Kim Ark was not an unanimous decision. Chief Justice Melville Fuller and Associate Justice John Harlan dissented, pointing out that since the Declaration of the Independence, U.S. parted from the British Common Law doctrine of jus solis and followed the international doctrine of jus sanguinis, with offspring inheriting the nationality and allegiance of their fathers."
Here's a clue Dr. Orly. Just because a decision isn't unanimous, doesn't mean it's not a binding decision. It takes a majority to make a decision in the Supreme Court, but once that majority is reached, the decision is quite binding.
*Rolls eyes*
"Taitz has a colorable interest in the above captioned proceedings, in that she is in a unique position of being deemed by the media the leader of the "birther" movement or as media christened her, "The Queen of the Birthers". As a leader of the dissident political movement against Barack Obama, who is currently usurping the U.S. Presidency and seeking four more years of usurpation, she was subjected to indescribable barrage of harassment, intimidation, attacks on her, her husband, her three children, tampering with her car and defamation and slander. By seeking to redress this elections fraud, she is also seeking a relief of persecutions against her as the leader of the dissident movement."
So she's claiming that she has status because the media deemed her "Queen of all Birtherstan"???
That's a new one.
"Defendant mentioned only one case, where court came to such conclusion, Ankeny v Governor of Indiana, however it is noteworthy, that this case came from the state court in Indiana, it is not a controlling authority in any other state and the plaintiffs in this case were two blue color workers, who did not have an attorney, never presented any legal argument in their case and the court simply provided a one sided opinion."
Blue color workers?? They were smurfs??
The fact they presented their case pro se really sticks in Dr. Orly's craw, doesn't it??
"Defense also listed a number of cases, which were filed after the 2008 election, where all of the cases were dismissed based on a technicality, on standing, where the courts did not want to upset the results of the national election.
Not one of these cases was ever decided on the merits."
And funny how many of those cases had Dr. Orly's name somewhere on them……
"Motion for sanctions is completely frivolous
Taitz was fully vindicated by the recent findings of Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa county Arizona, who during March 1, 2012 press conference confirmed Taitz findings in that Obama's alleged copy of his long form birth certificate is a forgery, so there was nothing frivolous in Taitz filing."
Want to bet??
"Mark Obama Ndesandjo is Obama's half brother, who at the time of the record resided in the communist China, being married to a citizen of the communist China."
"Dr. Taitz? The Department of Redundancy Department is on line four"
"Mark Ndesandjo is the son of Obama's step mother Ruth Niedsand. Official biography of Niedsand only show that she met Obama's father in Boston, where he studied, she married him and moved with him to Kenya.
Official biographies rarely mention the fact that that Niedsand and her family came from Vilnus, Lithuania, which was a Communist republic at a time."
As opposed to a dentist/attorney who came from Moldovia, which was a communist republic at a time????
"So in case of federal judge Clay D. Land, who sanctioned Taitz stating that it was frivolous to challenge Obama, not only Taitz proved that her actions were legitimate, as all of her allegations were recently confirmed by Sheriff Arpaio, she showed here that there is a serious question in regards to motivation and legitimacy of actions by judge Clay d. Land."
She is still pissed at Judge Land over getting sanctioned, isn't she??
"3. Democratic party of Mississippi filed a frivolous motion to dismiss a legitimate action file by the petitioner and is harassing the petitioner and attempting to intimidate the petitioner with motions for sanctions against the petitioner
4. Court should sanction the respondent and its' attorney for a frivolous motion and a pattern of fraud, harassment and intimidation of the petitioner"
"Wahhh! They said something mean about me!!"
"4. Petitioner is seeking to add an additional cause of action for civil Racketeer Influenced and corrupt Organizations RICO with following predicated felonies acts:
a. elections fraud
b. forgery of the identification papers in connection with elections fraud c. uttering of forged documents
d. obstruction of justice
e. Social Security fraud
F. wire fraud
g. common law fraud
i. identity theft
h. treason against the state of Mississippi
j. treason against the United States of America"
You left out mopery, dopery, and cattle rustling.
"Petitioner is seeking to join the following parties as additional defendants
a. Obama for America- as a Racketeer Influenced Organization, which was created with the goal of placing in the position of the U.S. President and commander in Chief at Barack Hussein Obama, a foreign national with allegiance to foreign powers, which was done using forged identification papers.
b. Barack Hussein Obama, II aka Barack (Barry) Soetoro, aka Barack (Barry) Soebarkah
c. Democrat party of Misssissippi, as a party, which aided and abetted Obama d. Loretta Fuddy-director of Health, state of Hawaii
e. Alvin Onaka, registrar of the department of Health, state of Hawaii
f. Jill Nagamine, deputy attorney General of Hawaii, in charge of the department of Health
g. Nanci Pelosi-former chairwoman of the Democratic party National convention 208, who certified the "Certificate of Candidate" for Barack Obama, whereby such certificate was altered and the words "eligible according to the Constitution of the United States" was removed from the certification of the candidate. Such altered certification was sent to 49 out of 50 states, including the state of Mississippi with the goal of defrauding the people of the states and defrauding the election officials of those states
h. Eric Holder-attorney General of the United States. Taitz provided Holder the information regarding forgery and fraud in Obama's identification papers. Holder was criminally complicit in refusing to act upon the evidence
i. Robert Bauer and Kathy Ruemmler- White House counsel, who were complicit in the cover up of the forged identification documents of Obama
j. Michel Astrue- Commissioner of Social Security was complicit in cover up of Obama's use of a fraudulently obtained Social security number
k. Judith Corley personal attorney for Obama"
So basically "everybody who Dr. Orly doesn't like"
After several years of writing about Dr. Orly, I'm pretty sure that by now, I can read her personality and behavior like a book.
Assuming, of course, that book is the DSM-IV-TR.
13 March - George Miller at "Obama Ballot Challenge" is a little annoyed at the GOP.
"It’s more like the party abandoned us. Until I see some meaningful action in getting “Obama” off the ballot and out of public life forever, no more money to RNC. We have provided you all the proof you need. “Obama,” as he calls himself, has provided no proof that he is even eligible to run for President. Don’t give me that “birth certificate on the Internet” crap. A digital image is acceptable in no court in the land, especially one proven to be a forgery. It is pathetic how you allow yourself to be manipulated by the MSM and the Left, although I repeat myself. By his own admission, he is not a natural born Citizen, since his father was a foreigner, per SETTLED law: http://www.art2superpac.com/issues.html"
13 March - Mark Hatfield writes a letter to the Supreme Court of Georgia trying to get an emergency injunction to prevent the Georgia Secretary of State of certifying the state primary results.
(PDF here)
13 March - So how well is the paywall-only Pest and eFail working out??
Well, over in Dr. Kate's cesspool:
"charlesmountain
March 13, 2012 at 10:51 pm
Does anyone have a subscription to The Post and Email or knows someone who does?
Do the articles provide any more info or better insight than the countless other non-subscription sites?
WTF?
The content was nominal at best and it never really broke or scooped a story.
I appreciate Sharon Rondeau’s effort but is she really reaching more people?
Looks like she is more interested in making a living off of her site then pursuing the cause.
Not very patriotic in my opinion…"
"Ann
March 14, 2012 at 9:34 am
Yeah, I agree. I refuse to pay money to read articles. Seems like a loser proposition to me. Most of us are broke (myself included) so to charge ppl to read or post on their site is ludicrous IMO."
13 March - Leo Donofrio decides to quit the field. Again.
"After long consideration and discussion with my family, I am saying goodbye to this blog and the law. I am retiring my law license and will be concentrating on making films, and writing music."
Anyone want to start a betting pool on how long this will last??
13 March - Global Grind has a recap of the birthers.
"Here’s the smoking gun however, President Obama released his birth certificate on April 27, 2011 amid pressure from carnival barkers; namely billionaire real estate mogul, Donald Trump.Even though Obama and the rest of Americans living in reality thought the issue was behind them, it has reared its ugly head once more.
The last rem ants of birtherism continues to grow like a poisonous mushroom. Their rhetoric is wrong and their theories have been disproven.
They have no defense for Obama’s accomplishments; he’s only created 3 million private sector jobs, reformed health care, saved the auto industry, repealed Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell and killed Osama bin Laden in just his first term."
Oh, and they have a photo gallery too.
13 March - The Hill covers the birthers and a couple other conspiracy theories.
"1. Obama has 39 social security numbers
According to birther queen Orly Taitz, Obama has used "as many as 39 different social security numbers, none of which were issued in the state of Hawaii." She says Obama uses the different numbers to hide the fact that he is not an American citizen. Taitz's coup de grace? The social security card Obama officially uses was "issued to another individual born in 1890" in Connecticut — and, she argues, Obama couldn't possibly have been born in 1890. The flaw in her argument is that Taitz picked up the 1890 birth date from a wacky search result — basically "database garbage," says ObamaConspiracy.
2. Obama traveled to Pakistan on an Indonesian passport
In 1981, a college-age Obama traveled to Pakistan after visiting his mother and sister in Indonesia. The conservative blogosphere is full of claims that an American citizen would never have been allowed into Pakistan in 1981, because the country was under military rule. The conclusion: Obama must have traveled there with his secret Indonesian passport. The problem with that story is that Americans could, in fact, visit Pakistan fairly easily in 1981, says ObamaConspiracy.
3. Obama's draft registration is a fraud
The document showing Obama's registration with the selective service (more commonly known as the draft) is forged, say conspiracy theorists. That means he is ineligible to hold any position in the federal government — not even at the post office! — let alone the highest office in the land. There's only one wrinkle in that theory: The registration isn't fake."
14 March - Georgia Secretary of State Brian Kemp certifies the results of the 2012 Georgia Presidential Primary.
14 March - The Georgia Supreme Court rejects the Georgia Birther Ballot jihad appeals.
Carl Swensson is a bit cranky as a result.
"Read carefully the only document left that can save you. The only document that allowed us to make it this far. The Declaration of Independence. Pay particular attention to the reasons our founders cited for going to war and see if you agree with those who are now awake that their list of grievances are exactly the same as ours are now. Or you can go back to sleep and await your slaughter.., your choice."
Over the top much??
"GA Courts are now done with and the bottom line is this… In the State of GA our Constitutional Republic is officially DEAD as the GA Supreme Court just denied our appeal for reasons I just can't wait to read. Get used to words like tyranny and dictatorship as that is the door we just opened and passed through. Happy days are, most definitely, NOT here again."
"Wahhh! They told us no!! Wahhh! That scary black man was allowed on the ballot!! WAHHHH!"
Oh, and send money.
"I am in this fight for America and need help, lots of it, to continue my efforts which include Atty fees and my dedicated time needed to get in front of the destroyers of our Republic. I don't mind suffering the slings and arrows, getting beat up by the thugs who propagate this Crime of the Century or anything else associated with restoring this Nation to a Constitutional Republic so please help me stay in this fight. It's your way of being in it too. "


Birther tears... Mmmm, so yummy. Come on, Leo, Mark, Orly, Carl, Kate... Cry some more widdle boo-hoos so I can use your pitiful impotent tears as toilet water.
Posted by: Thomas Brown | March 14, 2012 at 07:19 PM
Patrick, thank goodness for your update! I haven't been able to get on TFB all day and I needed my birfer fix.
Posted by: Highlands | March 14, 2012 at 08:08 PM
I'm now almost convinced that somebody took Orly's tests for her. I cannot fathom how any attorney - no matter how harebrained - does not understand that SCOTUS decisions are determined by majority vote.
On the other hand, I am amazed that somebody can set new depths of fail on such a regular basis. Darwin Award winners never fail this often!
Posted by: Jeff Robison | March 14, 2012 at 08:10 PM
Wow, Birtheristan is collectively more directionless than ever these days. The endless failures in the Courts have certainly taken their toll, but it appears the EPIC FAIL flop of WND's Arpaio stunt has really done the most damage to take the steam out of their sails...
Posted by: G | March 14, 2012 at 10:30 PM
Nice to see your updates regularly
Posted by: myson | March 15, 2012 at 12:45 AM
Dr. Orly seems to shop in stores without mirrors. There appear to be no mirrors in her home, either. Good heavens!
Posted by: WWJD | March 15, 2012 at 08:19 AM
What does a birth certificate need to make it legal? It needs the official stamp from the state where it was issued. Once that is affixed, then it's a valid birth certificate...period.
There is no additional requirement that Orly Taitz or a Sheriff from somewhere in AZ needs to certify it too.
Also, I don't think a motion to dismiss can be frivolous. Orly just takes whatever legal-sounding words the judge uses from her previous cases and throws them willy-nilly into her next one.
Posted by: Glix | March 15, 2012 at 05:49 PM