In today's dispatches, Chief Editor Korir discovers the Bomford BC. Convicted forger and felon Lucas Smith is missing, and Amber wants to find him. KKK apologist Mark McGrew writes a love letter for Carl Swensson.
In a choice between Dr. Orly and Not Sure, Not Sure is the GOP choice. Joe Arpaio is upset that the media isn't taking Jerome Corsi or his lies seriously. World Nut Daily's pet pollsters comes up with another unverifiable poll.
Pam Barnett and the California 7 busk the courtroom corners for that sweet, sweet birther bucks. Dr. Orly seems to be following Dr. Kate's lead into paranoid conspiracy land. Renew America can't figure out why the media isn't taking the Corsi and Arpaio muppet show seriously.
Philip Berg isn't done yet (what a surprise). And Dr. Orly gets a prize endorsement from someone who's even more crazy and delusional than she is.
9 March - "Chief Editor Korir" posts pictures of the Birth Certificate that African Press International supposedly found.
"Now that the scrutiny has been done, the publishing of the Birth certificate that will clear the air once and for all is being done without prejudice. This may force the US president to apologize to the American people for having been kept in the dark on the issue for a long time now on demanding the publishing of the birth certificate by President Obama.API will scan in here a letter from Coast Provincial Birth Registration Office in the next few hours or days, depending on how quick API is cleared to do so.
The purpose of scanning the official letter is to ensure that what we have received as you see here is fully collaborated officially."
And
"A duly signed official letter and a very special document will be scanned here for all to see – this comes in a few hours or days, depending on how quick API gets the clearance to do so. The two documents will put the issue to rest and clear the air once and for all who wish to know the true facts of this case file that has bothered a section of the American people!"
So what are the pictures of??
Gee, those look kinda familiar, don't they???
13 March - Where in the world is convicted forger and felon Lucas Smith???
"I have not had any communication from Lucas for the last three weeks. I have tried to make contact with him using several different means during the last few days but have heard nothing in response. Naturally, I am starting to get very concerned about the matter, considering the circumstances. It is certainly not unusual for Lucas to be out of communication with me for a week or even two, but three weeks without any contact is quite unusual.
I don’t know if he is: simply very busy and preoccupied on some important discussions or research project, off pursuing a bit of well-deserved fun or adventure, hiding in a witness protection program (either self-directed or officially arranged), or perhaps even sick, injured or dead."
I would add:
1) In jail on an outstanding warrant
2) Skipped country to flee an outstanding warrant
3) Trying to pull another scam.
Oh, and:
"Amber says:
March 18, 2012 at 8:14 pm
I too have not heard from him in 3 months. He was using my ebay account, that I do not know how to use very well and has left a large deficit. He is NOT OK! Something is wrong! I have always considered him to be an honest and intelligent man. But this is not what I would expect from him. So, either I was wrong and he is a scam artist, or there is something wrong with him!!!"
A (blank) and their (blank) are soon (blank)
16 March - Carl Swensson seems to think the Supreme Court might give him an answer other than "no". And so Ku Klux Klan apologist Mark S. McGrew writes a support letter for Carl.
"No case has even made it in front of a court, until Carl Swensson filed his."
Ego much?
"Carl Swensson has been in the forefront of challenging Obama’s eligibility since before Obama took office."
And how has he done that?
"He has used his own money to file criminal charges of Treason against Obama in US Federal Court in Atlanta."
Which was dismissed.
"He has formed Citizen Grand Juries to consider the evidence against Obama and indictments were issued by those Grand Juries."
Which had no legal validity and were ignored by real grand juries and courthouses.
And what a disappointment. He left out "ratting out Darren Huff and Walter Fitzpatrick to the FBI" from his list of Carl's accomplishments.
Oh, and send money.
"In order for this case to proceed to the US Supreme Court, Carl needs money. He can not afford the legal fees by himself. He is risking his freedom, his business, his family and his very life in his attempts to honor our Constitution.
If you have any respect left in you for America, please send him some money immediately. If you have any common decency as a human being, stop waiting for some Knight in shining armor riding a white Steed to come to our rescue. There are no rescuers coming. It is only up to us.
Since it's Mark S. McGrew writing this, one has to ask if he's talking about white steeds, or white sheets.
17 March - World Nut Daily links to a Orange County Register story that Dr. Orly is leading the GOP Senata field in California.
OC Register:
"Laguna Niguel attorney Orly Taitz, known nationwide for efforts to prove President Barack Obama is not a natural-born citizen, is leading the Republican field in the reelection bid of U.S. Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., according to a poll by another Republican in the race.
Taitz is the best known of the candidates, thanks to her numerous suits against Obama, and polls at 19 percent among Republican voters, according to the poll by Los Angeles businessman Al Ramirez. Ramirez places second at 15 percent. Danville autism advocate Elizabeth Emken received the state GOP’s endorsement on Sunday but was tied for last place at 2 percent in the Ramirez poll.
The fact of the matter, though, is that few have heard of most of the candidates – 38 percent responded they didn’t know who they’d vote for if the election were held today. And Ramirez’ Latino surname, the only one on the list, may have helped him"
The poll results are here. The likely voters (LV) are 40% for Sen. Feinstein, 30% for "Not Sure", and 8% for Dr. Orly. And among Republican voters, the numbers are 38% for "Not Sure" and 19% for Dr. Orly.
These aren't exactly good results.
In the OC Register comments, it looks like self-proclaimed Foreign Legion deserter and Jr. College journalism major Chris Farrell is discouraged with Dr. Orly.
"Chris Farrell · Top Commenter · New Orleans, Louisiana Orly Taitz has done more damage to the legitimate fight against an ineligible person illegally occupying the Oval Office by her waging feigned attacks that are designed to fail in courtrooms across America. I too believed that she was sincere, but her straw-man arguments and amateurish efforts have damaged the effort to unseat Mr. Obama from his criminal usurpation of the office of the president of the United States. Atty. Phil Berg too is a shill for Obama. Contrary to the findings of investigative journalist Susan Daniels, Mr. Berg came out on his website in defense of Obama's clearly fraudulent social security numbers. Of course Orly Taitz is leading the field…she has earned the position through her dedicated work in deflating the legitimate arguments against a fraud in the White House. She has deflected media attention away from the true nature of the crime in progress. I attended Sheriff Joe Arpaio's preliminary release of the findings of the volunteer Cold Case Posse investigation. They produced a mountain of evidence that the birth certificate and selective service registration card are forgeries beyond any shadow of a doubt. The documents are unquestionably forgeries. Obama is a master manipulator of the media. His team of media manipulators are masters of getting out in front of dangerous issues that threaten to shed light of Truth upon the criminal contravention of the constitution that is taking place. Orly Taitz has served her masters well. Now she will receive her reward. Reply · Like · Follow Post · Yesterday at 6:07am
And at World Nut Daily:
"James Day
Obama should suspended and relieved of any duty in Jail, Obama is delusional and needs to stand down NOW. I am getting scared this creepy fraud might do! Military coup and Military trial NOW! then arrest everyone in Obama's Cabinet!!
It always amazes me how these "defenders of the Constitution" are so in love with something as unconstitutional as a military coup.
17 March - I suspect that Dr. Orly is in her manic phase again. (malware and redirect warning)
"In the last 3 days I had very little sleep or rest as there pleadings to send to 3 courts and 3 events and meetings with voters aside from my usual workloads with my practice"
17 March - Much like a child caught in a lie, Joe Arpaio stamps his feet and goes "it's true! It's true and you're all doodoo heads if you think I'm lying! Wahhh! JEROME!!! THE MEDIA IS BEING MEAN TO ME!!!!!"
"Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio believes that a media conspiracy "bigger than Watergate" is purposefully downplaying his volunteer posse's investigation of President Barack Obama's birth certificate."
O RLY??
"Arpaio and the posse held an hourlong news conference earlier this month describing their belief that the online version of Obama's long-form certificate is a fake. Arpaio began investigating at the request of the Surprise Tea Party. Its members had listened to a speech on the subject by a writer from the anti-Obama, conspiracy-theory-laden website WorldNetDaily (which once published a six-part series of commentaries under the headline "Soy is making kids 'gay' ")."
And yet you wonder why the media is making fun of you???
"The media all came to make fun of me," the sheriff said of his "birther" news conference. "I'm a little concerned that all of their questions were zeroed in on credibility and that this has been rehashed. They didn't even ask about the proof of the case. They didn't ask about the facts that we had."
Maybe because your "facts" had been debunked a while back??
"I suggested that perhaps it is because most people believe questions about the document have been answered. In addition, Hawaiian officials have verified Obama's citizenship.
Arpaio is unconvinced.
He believes that the experts used by his volunteers are correct and, while not directly accusing officials in Hawaii, said, "You know there's corruption everywhere. I'm not saying they're corrupt. I'm not saying they're lying. But we have to look into it."
Well, since your "cold case posse" didn't bother contacting Hawaiian officials or any other source that wasn't vetted by Jerome Corsi, it's not surprising you would come to that conclusion.
"The sheriff is contemplating his next move, which he said could involve taking his findings to law-enforcement officials in Hawaii or Washington, or working with local legislators."
More like "local legislators", since officials in Hawaii and Washington are going to give things he doesn't want to hear, like "facts" and "evidence" and "reality".
"Of course, while Arpaio says we should be suspicious of federal authorities, he sees no reason why anyone would question his motives, even though the sheriff has been in conflict for years with the U.S. Justice Department, which now is negotiating with Arpaio's attorneys over how to address alleged widespread discrimination in his office."
What a surprise.
18 March - Awww. Joe Arpaio has a fan.
"He has a lot of Special Posses
And mostly they ride in cars
Except for a few on horseback,
But each of them has Stars.
Which means that they can legally
Go out and investigate,
Phony pictures like Obama’s
Alleged Birth Certificate.
Which the nation has not seen yet,
So that they can touch and feel.
So nobody really knows for sure
If the stupid thing is real."
Not to mention:
"So, will there be a big shootout
Like they have at O.K. Corrals?
The Secret Service Agents
Versus Sheriff Joe and pals?
I bet there won’t and probably
This will all wind up in court.
But all of us should show up there
To give Sheriff Joe support."
As poems go, it ranks up there with the author's previous piece called "Thank God It’s Only Chlamydia!"
18 March - World Nut Daily's pet pollster, Wenzel Strateges, comes up with another interesting claim.
"Half of registered voters are not convinced that Barack Obama’s birth certificate, released in 2011 at the White House amid fanfare and proclamation that it is “proof positive” of Obama’s eligibility to be president, is authentic."
O RLY??
"About the same number don’t believe he is eligible to be president, and the skeptics also say he has not provided adequate and “authentic” documentation of his qualifications to sit as commander in chief in the Oval Office.
The numbers, the newest on the long-running debate over Obama’s eligibility, are from a WND/Wenzel Poll conducted exclusively for WND by the public-opinion research and media consulting company Wenzel Strategies."
And, like their past WND polls, appear nowhere on the Wenzel website
You know, it's hard to take a poll seriously when absolutely nothing is posted about the data or methodology.
18 March - "Obama Ballot Challenge" reports on the so-called "California 7" doing their own birther ballot jihad in that state.
"The Peoples’ Republik of Kal-ee-Fornia/Secretary of State Debra Bowen doesn’t want you to know that they should be vetting candidates, but aren’t."
Translation - "Wahh! She let the scary black man on the ballot!!"
"The “Califonia 7″ plaintiffs have kept a low profile, to not attract a lot of opposition attention."
Translation - they haven't done squat because they thought it would be all over by now.
"We are bringing this to your attention now for two reasons:
1. Need to help win over public opinion"
It's been over three and a half years now. All that's happened is most of the public lumps the birthers in with flat earthers and UFO cultists.
"2. Need money- this stuff is expensive"
Ah, the call for birther bucks.
"We have been doing it pro se– with no lawyer. Old saying: He/she who defends self in court has a fool for a client. Pamela Barnett, our Director, has done most of the heavy lifting legal work and she’s no fool, but an attorney would be most helpful. "
What about that super-duper uber attorney/dentist that Pam Barnett was the campaign manager for in 2010??
" Your contributions are badly needed to engage Larry Klayman, who is working on another case for us, which we funded, but we lack money to fund this one now."
But I thought Klayman was treating this as a legal crusade?? $urely he wouldn't be worried abuut $uch $illy matters like ca$h money???
"We are suing to:
- Get “Obama” off the ballot for primary and general election
- Stay the printing of ballots until this is resolved
- Freeze all Obama fundraising in California"
Good luck with that, skippy.
"We had a planning hearing on Friday. One of the attendees there told me this by telephone: “Pamela was saying things like “‘Soetoro’ is probably an illegal immigrant who has committed such and such criminal activities, blah, blah. Meanwhile, the judge just sluffed it off. "
In other words, the judge rightly decided fake black army captain Pam Barnett was crazy.
18 March - Dr. Orly is slipping farther down into Lake Conspiracy. (malware and redirect warning)
"Land’s BA was in accounting, JD from the University of GA. He was a founder of a firm Hatcher, Stubbs, Land, Hollis and Rothschild where he worked from 1985-1992, later he was in the state legislature and became a federal judge at a surprisingly young age of 42 with zero experience as a judge. Some people reported to me real horror stories in connection to his rulings.
I am wondering if his firm is connected to the “The Rothschilds”?
Rothschild is a very rare name. How many people have this last name? At any rate in 1988, when this Social or federal ID was issued in AL, he was practicing in GA in the firm he started. Considering his background in accounting, it is possible that the cases he handled were related to financial transactions, maybe real estate."
And the people who usually bring up the Rothschild family in the context of conspiracies are anti-semitic.
I suppose Dr. Orly could always ask PUMA Lynn Forrester, aka Lady Lynn Forrester de Rothchild, Baroness Rothschild, if she saw Judge Land at any of the family picnics.
"I noticed another coincidence. Do you remember Damon Dunn, a former Democrat, Florida football player, who was brought to run against me in 2010? I saw him and his partner connected to a couple of projects in FL and AZ, which also were connected to some similar projects: a couple of low income apartment buildings subsidized by the federal government.Can you see, if there are any recordings in AL of any LLCs or nonprofits or campaigns in AL under the name of Clay D. Land or Shannon Land?"
At what point does her paranoia get to the point her family stages an intervention??
And at what point does the authorities talk to her about her harassment and threats against a federal judge??
19 March - At "Renew America", Michael Bresciani is upset that the birthers conspiracy theories are given about the same treatment that bigfoot reports are.
(Note, "Citizen" Larry Wells of the birther blog "Citizen Wells" is a former bigfoot researcher, and Ed Hale called into "Coast to Coast" and claimed to have shot and killed two bigfoot.)
"In that vast flying gaggle of fledgling Anglo-mangling verbiage-magicians, jacked journalists and giant egos like the Huffington Post, can be found about 10-15 stories about UFO's at any time night or day. How many stories about the dozens of missing documents on Barry or the cries of fraud coming from the dozens of veteran investigators under Maricopa County's Sheriff Arpaio — none. "
Maybe because we haven't seen "dozens of veteran investigators". Only recycled Jerome Corsi claims, a debunked Zebest report, all narrated by the host of the "Tea Party Power Hour".
"Three years of making fun of "birthers" has resulted in a long list of undignified, indecent and unkind names to describe those in search of some facts. They are called crazies, conspiracy nuts, and a plethora of names that in the end, all add up to calling them all fools."
Gee, why might that be??
Oh, right, because they are crazies and conspiracy nuts.
"Sheriff Arpaio's posse of retired veteran lawmen are among the best there is and their findings are being summarily dismissed out of hand by a band of media wimps and colluding crafty leftist lawyers who think they can hold back the tsunami of public discontent."
One slight little problem here. We have absolutely no evidence or proof that any "retired veteran lawmen" were involved in this "investigation". Zullo himself seems to have been a retired private investigator, and no other law enforcement professional other that Arpaio himself has come forward.
"Now the word 'debunked' is used when describing the call for proof. As if birthers have been de-mythed and lawmen have been de-fanged, the whole matter has been retired. Not so fast."
Of course it hasn't been retired. The birthers refuse to acknowledge anything that disproves their conspiracy theories.
"My investigators believe that the long-form birth certificate was manufactured electronically and that it did not originate in paper format as claimed by the White House."
Funny, the State of Hawaii disagrees with Arpaio. Which Arpaio would have known had his people actually contacted the State of Hawaii…..
19 March - Now that Farrar et al have lost their first appeal, Dr. Orly tries to openly take control of the case again. (malware and redirect warning)
Oh, and once again in Dr. Orly's mind, telling her no = treason.
"GA IS RANKED ONE OF THE MOST CORRUPT STATES IN THE NATION. LET’S HOPE THEIR SUPREME COURT IS NOT THAT CORRUPT AND THAT THEY WILL NOT COMMIT TREASON AND WILL NOT DENY MY PETITION FOR STAY
Posted on | March 19, 2012 "
Why? Because in her mind it's ALL ABOUT MEEEE!!!!"
19 March - Philly.com reports on Philip Berg's latest loss.
"Pennsylvania "birthers" are 0-for-3 in their efforts to knock President Obama off the April 24 Democratic primary election ballot after a ruling in Commonwealth Court on Friday.
Philip Berg, a Lafayette Hill lawyer who previously tried to take his claims about Obama's citizenship to the U.S. Supreme Court, lost his ballot challenge, which Commonwealth Court rejected at the request of John Lavelle Jr., Pennsylvania counsel for Obama for America.
The court, in a two-page order, said ballot challenges can be based on the authenticity of signatures on nominating petitions, the affidavits of the people who circulated those petitions, or the affidavits candidates file about their financial interests.
"The sole basis for the objection is [Berg's] contention that President Obama is not a 'natural-born citizen' eligible for the office of president of the United States under the United States Constitution," the ruling said, adding that Commonwealth Court does not have the jurisdiction to rule on Berg's claims."
And just in case you had faint hopes that Berg might actually have gotten something almost like a clue…..
"Berg called the ruling "unconscionable" and said he was considering an appeal, either to the state Supreme Court or another try in federal court.
"As far as I'm concerned, he's a phony, he's a fraud, he's an impostor, and this is the biggest fraud perpetrated on the country in history," said Berg, repeating his claim that Obama was born in Kenya."
Still playing the same old song.....
19 March - Once again, Dr. Orly gets something wrong (malware and redirect warning)
"EDITOR OF “BEFORE ITS NEWS” WEBSITE WITH 50 MILLION VISITS THREW HIS SUPPORT BEHIND MY CANDIDACY FOR THE U.S. SENATE AND URGED HIS FOLLOWERS TO SUPPORT MY CANDIDACY
Posted on | March 19, 2012"
What a very interesting claim. Because "Before It's News" doesn't have editors per se. For that matter, I'm a "reporter" for Before It's News" myself.
So where does this claim come from? Why from "fellow reporter" the "King of Shambhala". Though some of my readers may be more familiar with his real name, Geir Smith, the wackadoodle's wackadoodle.
Delusional much Dr. Orly??


"- Freeze all Obama fundraising in California"
Funny, I've sent funds to Obama's campaign and never had a problem. Maybe they need a better grade of code hackers.
Posted by: Donna | March 19, 2012 at 10:22 PM
> Gee, those look kinda familiar, don't they?
And how much are we going to bet birthers won't complain that the document says "(certified copy of) registration of birth" and not "birth certificate"? ;-)
Posted by: The Magic M | March 20, 2012 at 02:41 AM