In today's dispatches, motions filed against Dr. Orly's Indiana Birther Ballot Jihad. Robert Quinn has a mad at the Orly-proof Sen. Marco Rubio, Sen. Rubio has a police now. Snopes points out (again) that the birthers are a) lying and b) stealing from each other.
Dr. Orly has a mad that a California Republican group would DARE to endorse anyone but her, thereby giving up the all important "bat guano crazy dentist" demographic. Dr. Kate recommends her besets buddy in the whole wide world, insane racist Lame Cherry. Joseph Farah and his pornstar mustache has a fool-proof plan to defeat Obama, based upon the brand-new novel strategy of "send your money to World Nut Daily".
Larry Klayman claims to have discovery, reality goes "oh that's nice". Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi is starting to notice a critical lack of attention being given to his boy toy Joe Arpaio. The Mississippi Supreme Court takes Dr. Orly's birther ballot jihad in that state and tells the US District Court "tag, you're it!" John Dummet (pronounced "dim-bulb") tries to peddle his birther street cred and chops.
Anti-Semitic Internet Outhouse Andy Martin returns to birtherstan to announce his next Hawaiian vacation. Tony Perkins comes out of his mothers basement to shower birtherism all over the place. Lawrence Sellin is settlin' into his new home at Family Security Matters. And Gary Stein does a Lakin all over his USMC career.
Oh, and I respond to a persistant troll.
16 April - Motion to dismiss in Dr. Orly's Indiana Birther Ballot Jihad case.
(Scribd link here)
16 April - Objection to Dr. Orly's appearance in her Indiana Birther Ballot Jihad case.
(Scribd link here)
In a nutshell, "Why on earth is the court allowing this twit to file papers and act like she's practicing law when she's not been granted PHV or admitted to the Indiana Bar???"
"8. Neither Kern nor Taitz has sought leave to appear pro hac vice in this cause.9. Kern and Taitz cannot appear pro se in this matter because they do not have standing to seek judicial review of the Indiana Election Commission's denial of certain individuals' challenges to President Obama's qualifications for the office of United States President. See Respondents' Motion to Dismiss and Memorandum in Support thereof, incorporated herein.
10. Moreover, while Taitz has claimed in Petitioners' Petition for Emergency Injunctive and Declaratory Relief that she is representing only herself, the fact remains that she is an attorney who has authored and filed all of Petitioners' documents on all Petitioners' behalves.
11. Therefore, Taitz's Appearance in this cause is not proper. Her Appearance should be stricken. Taitz should not be allowed to appear before this Court to file documents or to give oral argument until she is granted leave to appear pro hac vice on behalf of those Petitioners who have standing to bring this action.
WHEREFORE, Respondents object to Taitz's Appearance by Attorney in Civil Case and respectfully request that this Court strike her Appearance and prohibit Taitz from appearing before this Court until she is granted leave to appear pro hac vice on behalf of those Petitioners who have standing to bring this action."
16 April - Motion for Sanctions against Dr. Orly in her Indiana Birther Ballot Jihad case.
(Scribd link here)
"Upon reviewing Petitioners' claims, the incoherent and irrelevant exhibits attached thereto, and Indiana law, Deputy Attorney General Jeff Garn contemplated sending a Rule 11 letter to one or more of the Petitioners who properly filed their contact information with the Court. However, after receiving a phone call from Bob Kern, wherein Kern stated that he was going to sue Garn for defamation, Gam realized that no productive conversations regarding the merits of this case could be had between Petitioners and counsel for Respondents in this case.
It is also important to note that Petitioner Taitz has been sanctioned in at least one case wherein she challenged President Obama's qualifications for the office of United States President. See Order by the Middle District of Georgia, attached hereto and incorporated here inas Respondents' Exhibit 1. Taitz has taken her frivolous political fight all over this country, and her conduct has been admonished."
Ooopsie.
"As stated above, Petitioners' claims against Respondents are"frivolous, umeasonable, or groundless." Id. At least one Petitioner, Orly Taitz, has "continued to litigate" her claims after being admonished in other courts for her actions. Id. Finally,Petitioners did not have a good faith basis for bringing this suit. Petitioners' own exhibits make it clear that their case is frivolous, groundless, and unreasonable. Respondents are, therefore,entitled to their costs and attorney fees incurred in their defense.Petitioners' frivolous, unreasonable, and groundless Complaint has wasted judicial resources, the State's resources,. and taxpayer dollars. This Court should sanction Petitioners and by imposing monetary penalties on them and awarding judgment in favor of Respondents, and the Court should award Respondents their costs and attorney fees incurred in the defense of this matter.
WHEREFORE, Respondents respectfully move this Court to sanction Petitioners and to award Respondents their costs and attorney fees in this matter."
"YOSI!!! Please to be getting checkbook out please? Your darling Orlyana, she may be making a bit of a stinky"
18 April - One gets the feeling that Robert Quinn is more than a little grumpy at Sen. Marco Rubio.
(Bold face mine)
(Scribd link to 15 April fax here)
"Finally, it appears I have gained your attention. When it is only I fearing for the safety of my family, country and my grandchildren it is of no concern to you but when you think the situation is reversed and it is you or your family being threatened you apparently see things much more in line with the way I do."
It starts off threaty.
"The nice gentleman I spoke with from the Capitol Police had no difficulty understanding my questions to you and seemed to be quite well informed as to Sheriff Arpaio' s law enforcement verified evidence probable cause exists that Obama's so called birth certificate and selective service registration form are both forgeries."
I suspect because the US Capitol Police has been flooded with requests to "arrest that damn uppity darkie" for a while now.
"Now that I have finally gained your attention, I respectfully request that you provide me with an intelligent response to the points I made to you in my letter of 4/6/12."
So one has to wonder how he got Sen. Rubio's attention.
Well, from his 6 April 2012 letter:
"Under these circumstances I am going to speak to you as I would speak to a corrupt fully armed on duty police officer cowering in fear while watching a person he fears as his intellectual superior sexually molest and rape a helpless child. You sir, are a total and complete treasonous coward and traitor to your country by showing total and complete disregard for your duty as Senator to exercise your Constitutional oversight authority in this critical national security matter."
(snip)
"Must we patriots degrade our belief in the historical Rule of Law down into that which the Obama Justice Department now openly accepts as lawful?? Must someone put a bounty on you or perhaps one of your family members in order to force you to realize the treasonous and destructive path you have been following by surrendering your Constitutional duty over to a man whose eligibility documents are very likely forgeries??
(snip)
I pray God will give you the courage to shake off your childish fear of Obama, the media and of being called a racist if you defy political correctness and willful ignorance and carry out your Constitutional duty. If you fail, you are not only a traitorous coward but a fool as well and you will go down in the history books as a man who could have saved the Republic but chose instead to capitulate to the new political leader, just as the remaining government in Germany surrendered its power to Hitler back in the 1930's."
Yeah, I can see where that would get the attention of not only Sen. Rubio but the US Capitol Police.
20 April - Snopes calls the birthers out on their claim that Obama's attorney admitted the birth certificate was a forgery.
"Obama's lawyer, Alexandra Hill, argued in response that New Jersey law does not require a candidate to provide evidence of natural born citizenship status in order to appear on the state's ballot as a presidential candidate:The judge in the case affirmed no such legal requirement exists in dismissing the challenge:
"There appears to be no affirmative requirement that a person endorsed in a nominating petition for the presidency present to the Secretary of State any certification or other proof that he is qualified for the office, at least not at the time when nominating petitions are to be accepted or rejected by the secretary … In this matter, as the petitioners' objection is that Mr. Obama has not provided the secretary with proof of the place of his birth by means of a birth certificate or otherwise, the lack of any obligation on his part to do so means he has not failed to act in accordance with the applicable law."
And remember that fake examiner article with the charming death threats?? It seems that Jeffrey Phelps…..borrowed it from Dan Crosby and "Penbrook Johannson" from the Daily Pen.
"Contrary to poor reporting like the Examiner article cited above (cribbed from the Tea Party Tribune), at no time during the hearings did Alexandra Hill or any other lawyer representing Barack Obama "admit that the long-form birth certificate presented by the White House is a total forgery." Hill merely agreed to a stipulation that the image of Obama's birth certificate posted on the White House web site would not be used as evidence in the case, as his campaign had never presented it to the state or the court as proof of his eligibility in the first place (because there was no requirement for them to do so)"
22 April - Dr. Orly goes "SCREECH! How DARE the California Republican Assembly not endorse ME ME ME ME!!! How DARE they endorse someone of a dusky hue who should be gardener for Yosi and me?? SCREECH SCREECH SCREECH!! (malware and redirect warning)
"Today they announced their recommendations. As you know, today in CA there are 24 candidates running in total, 14 among them are Republican candidates. CRA is a more conservative fraction, predominantly conservative Christian group. Their board recommended to their members 4 candidates: 1. Orly Taitz, 2. Elizabeth Emken 3. Al Ramirez 4. Dan Hughes Following the paradigm of the “Architect” it seemed the board and particularly Steve Frank were pushing for a Hispanic Al Ramirez. It did not matter, whether my Spanish was as good as his. They wanted a Spanish name on the ballot. There is probably a smart way of doing things and a stupid way. Steve Frank is an embodiment of a stupid way."
Or maybe they didn't want a nitrous-addled dingbat who would make their entire party seem like a punchline to a bad joke.
"Two years ago I got e-mails that were sent by Steve Frank. At that time the Republican party was pushing another minority candidate, a black candidate, the only black candidate running for the state wide office, Damon Dunn, who ran against me for the Secretary of State. Never mind that Dunn knew about the work of Sec of State and elections as much as I know about the Space travel, the party wanted one black face on their slate in order to attract minority votes. "
I suspect Damon Dunn knew more about the position than you did. And you forgot that fact he was running for that office BEFORE YOU EVER FILED, and defeated you in the primary.
"Yesterday before the CRA dinner I just finished giving a media interview and was ready to go to my seat, when I saw at the table of the speakers a funny looking older guy with a badly mismatched toupee. "
Which immediately gave you flashbacks to CEL3 and those torrid encounters in the Dental Chair o' Luv.
"Last time around somebody like Damon Dunn could catch a free ride on someone else’s slate just to show diversity."
Bitter, party of one.
22 April - I see Dr. Kate is still best buddies with the insanely racist Lame Cherry.
"drkate
April 22, 2012 at 10:12 am
A great directive from Lame Cherry:"
"drkate
April 23, 2012 at 9:03 pm
QL, don’t know where you are getting your information, but I know for a fact LC is a ‘he’. Its part of the show to keep everyone guessing, is it not? Its more important to see and understand what is being said."
Oh and look. Dr. Kate allows open anti-semitism on her blog:
"Tenacity April 23, 2012 at 10:32 am Rosemary, you could not be more wrong. Today, the term Jews has nothing to do with the tribe of Judah or faith in Yahweh. The term Jews today relates to a religious group of Khazarians that pray to and worship Lucifer. They are proselytes to Judaism. Here is the history:Khazaria was a land locked between the Black Sea and the Caspian Sea. In 740 A.D., the Khazarian people were vulnerable as they had Muslims on one side of them and Christians on the other. They constantly feared attack from either side. The Khazarian people practiced idol worship, which made them ripe for invasion by those wanting to convert them. Their king, King Bulan, decided they must convert to one of the other faiths, but which one? If they became Muslim, the Christians would attack and vice versa.
There was another group that dealt with all 3 of them and that was the Jews, who traded with all of them and managed to coexist with all of them. Bulan instructed his people to convert to Judaism. The Khazarians, being a mongrelized people, could pick pretty much any religion as they had proportions of all the other bloodlines in their blood. However, religion alone would not solve their problem, they needed to be accepted by the race that practiced that religion. At that time the races that practiced the Christian and Muslim faiths followed strict racial purity, so if they had chosen either of those, they may not have been accepted. However, the Jews had long since been mongrelized (you are classed as Jewish provided you are born to a Jewish mother), as opposed to pure white, pure black, oriental etc., so the Khazarians found the racial along with religious acceptance they sought.
This historical event shows the accuracy of the Bible, Revelations 2:9 and 3:9 tells us to beware of the Jews who pretend to be God’s chosen people, when they are actually Satan’s chosen people. Be aware that the rabbinical Jews that proselytized the Khazarians were Kabbalists and did not worship Yahweh and still don’t. They pray to Lucifer, the light bearer."
So when is Dr. Kate simply going to post a link to the "Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion" and be done with it??
22 April - So what's this article from Lame Cherry that Dr. Kate recommended??
"Possessor Rothschild, minion Barack Osseiran, you Soros and Buffett who style yourselves lieutenants to the adversary, you, baal, David Rockefeller, let God's People go from Washington to Oslo to London to Melbourne to Paris to Winnipeg to Jerusalem, let His Children go!
Do right to the King of Heaven, His Name is hallow, exodus yourselves from the Virgin and Her Sisters, whom you have enslaved and defiled. Render to the hag the keys to the towns, the gates of the country and locks on the vaults of all you have violated in these Whom God Prevails
The hag you have prostituted, but think not that she is not chosen. You, who have stolen the thrones of Christ in the Lands, do not think you can undo the Promise of that Priest King.
You mob of gloom pay for what you have stolen and depart in safety to your Babylonian haunts and Assyrian keep to your shadow abode..
You serviles, federal police and mercenary troops, stand down and do not stand against the King of Heaven in His Will for His American Virgin. Be Faithful or in Name of God be gone to the nether of Europe you serve."
How much NyQuil does one have to freebase to have any of that make sense??
23 April - Joseph Farah has a plan to defeat Obama this November.
Step one - Send Joseph Farah money.
"Farah’s plan calls for raising the stakes on the eligibility issue through a sensational and aggressive campaign the media can’t ignore.
“For years now I have been promoting a billboard campaign on the birth certificate question,” Farah reminded. “We have erected hundreds of billboards around the country – first asking simply ‘Where’s the Birth Certificate?’ and later asking, ‘Where’s the Real Birth Certificate?’ The first part of the plan calls for a massive and aggressive expansion of that program, which put the issue on the map when most media would not even entertain honest discussions of it. In order to do this, I need help – lots of help. I need financial support – much more than we have ever received in the past. I estimate it will take up to $1 million to plaster this message across the country so it cannot be ignored."
Step two - Send Joseph Farah money.
"But that’s just the start, says Farah. If the campaign is successful enough, he wants to produce and air hundreds of television ads about the eligibility issue. If we can raise through grass-roots donations another $1 million by July, we can have those ads airing in major markets, on national TV and in battleground states to ensure Obama is so weakened by public doubt that his campaign can’t even overcome the crisis through voter fraud."
23 April - Larry Klayman jumps on the "We have discovery! (okay, not really, but I'll claim it anyway)" bandwagon.
23 April - Not surprisingly, "Birther Reports" swipes the Larry Klayman videos and places their own watermark on them.
"Anonymous said…[Reply] This reminds me of Orly in HI claiming "now I get discovery". How did that work out for her? April 24, 2012 5:33 AM"
"Anonymous said…[Reply] I am not totally convinced he is in "discovery".He has exaggerated before, several times.
(Oh, but he truly does want MONEY !!!)
April 24, 2012 7:32 AM"
This birther wet dream almost sounds like our old friend Thomas MacLeran:
"Anonymous said…[Reply] My attorney general will be Klayman or someone like him. Jerome Corsi will be SOS, Joseph Farrah will be my right hand man, Ted Nugent SOD, Ann Barnhardt will have cart blank authority for a special commission, in seeking out all the commies and executing traitors to the USA, and I will appoint many others just like them. I will run all illegals out of America and all illegals will NEVER get a green card or become an American citizen for their crime against our laws. All mosque's will have to go and all muslims can go back to their land and keep blowing their own people up instead of Americans. Sure would be nice to have a POTUS that does this and even more for "WE THE PEOPLE." April 24, 2012 8:06 AM"
Racist, isolationist, bigoted, anti-Constitutional, and un-American. Welcome to the birther vision for America.
23 April - Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi allows Joe Arpaio to double down on the crazy.
"Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio finds himself under increasing attack as he prepares to release new findings in his investigation of President Obama’s eligibility for the state’s 2012 election ballot.
“I have no intention of resigning,” said Arpaio, who is running for his sixth term as sheriff of Maricopa County. “They forget I have a four-decades long career in federal law enforcement that includes having been a special agent for the FBI and having worked for the Drug Enforcement Agency in the United States, as well as in Argentina, Turkey and Mexico.
WND previously reported the intensity of attacks on Arpaio at both a state and national level."
Funny how they fail to mention the investigations against Arpaio started during the GW Bush Administration.
The odd thing is that, according to Arpaio's own official biography, Arpaio was never an agent for the FBI.
Wow. Either Corsi or Arpaio lied or got the facts wrong.
Again.
"A second press conference is expected in the next few weeks to announce more findings Arpaio suggests will be explosive."
Like the last time? So what long-since debunked nonsense is Corsi going to have you repeat this time??
"Last week, Arizona Republic columnist Laurie Roberts wrote a piece in which she reminded Arpaio of his pledge 20 years ago when he first ran as a candidate for Maricopa County sheriff to serve only one term and turn the office into an appointed post. Arpaio has said that his campaign pledge was a mistake, because if he reported to a political official, he would have been fired 20 years ago and not had the liberty to “do what I felt was right for the people that I serve.”"
What a surprise, Arpaio lied and failed to keep his promises. Shock and amazement.
"As WND reported, new impetus was given to the anti-Arpaio campaign by the recent disbarment of Maricopa County attorney Andrew Thomas in a complicated corruption case.
Establishment media have largely ignored, however, the fact that Thomas and Assistant Prosecutor Lisa Aubuchon were disbarred for filing criminal charges against Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Gary Donahoe and two members of the Board of Supervisors, which oversees Arpaio’s office, Mary Rose Wilcox and Don Stapley. Both are determined Arpaio foes."
Oh, they reported that fact alright. They reported that no evidence was ever found to support the charges, and the cases were dismissed.
Funny how Corsi fails to mention that little fact.
23 April - And, of course, Birther Reports reposts Corsi's World Nut Daily article.
"Dealio said…[Reply] No one in their right mind would believe a word this traitorous sheriff has to say. Arpaio isn't stupid. People who listen to him are. Unless he testifies, he continues stringing along anyone who'd listen. Arpaio is, and has been from the onset, a traitor. April 23, 2012 8:31 PM"
Remember how all the birthers were sure, just SURE, that Arpaio was going to go right to the White House and frogmarch that scary black man right out of the Oval Office??
How times change….
"Matt said…[Reply] Off subject, but can moderator look into this, since the Kontacr Me link doesn't seem to work.Can someone verify the two billboards in the recent WND article:
http://www.wnd.com/2012/04/heres-how-to-ensure-obama-defeat/The two billboards, Anniston Alabama and the Nashville one look to be photoshopped. I hate to accuse WND as I think they have been helping on the eligibility issue, but putting up bogus images does not help, especially if they are raising money for these billboards.
My problems with them are compared to the other billboards there is no shading, they are too bright. There is no 3d effect seen from wrapping billboard around sign. They are completely 2D. They do not sit behind the railing as they should, they also block out the advertisers sign on the billboard, which is not likely; look at other billboards on the way to work. They do not block their sign because that is how they get advertisement. You can cut and paste and scale the one from AL and its lettering fits exactly over the one from Nashville if you use opacity on it; this is not likely to happen as there should be some distortion from perspective. Finally, the Nashville one covers a pole which appears that the pole should be in front of the billboard otherwise the billboard would have to be attached to the pole for support. It also looks like cables near the top left of the Nashville one are cut off and missing.
So, can anyone verify these billboards? Preferably with their own pics even if the sign isn't still up? It would give us something to compare them too.
April 23, 2012 8:35 PM"
Wow. Are they starting to suspect that World Nut Daily may be, oh, I dunno, LYING TO THEM???
"Anonymous said…[Reply] QUESTION … I am confused and I mean no disrespect to Sheriff Joe when I ask … is the posse's investigation ever going to culminate in more than … 1.) a few press conferences 2.) more WND articles 3.) E-Books written by Corsi and the lead investigator Mike ZulloLet me guess … now that we have a third press conference coming, do I smell a "trilogy" coming down the pike?
An "arrest" would be a novel idea, but why would a posse (and Corsi) make an arrest when it is more lucrative to write and/or talk about it?
My guesses:
1) No.
2) No.
3) No.
23 April - Wonkette has fun with Dr. Orly's upcoming senatorial loss.
"Here is a very important regional political update that you will not want to miss: famous dingbat and U.S. Senate candidate Orly Taitz has been snubbed for the endorsement of the California Republican Assembly. Orly Taitz has considered all the reasons why this might be the case, and Republican racism against white people is the obvious culprit. This mostly irrelevant wing nut endorsement has gone to some guy “Al Ramirez,” see. So let Orly Taitz, speaker of Spanish, go ahead and translate the taco talk for you: “Ramirez” is a Hispanic name. CONSPIRACY."
24 April - Well, the Mississippi Supreme Court decides to wash their hands of Dr. Orly's Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad and has it removed to Federal Court.
(Scribd link here)
Hopefully the Federal Judge who has this steaming pile of Orlypoop on his bench will tell her "break out the checkbook".
24 April - And once again John Dummet (pronounced duu-fus) shows that dope springs eternal.
"Many of you may not know that John Dummett (pronounced doo-may) has been in the eligibility game a long time, having filed suits way back when most were still chanting “Hope & Change!” "
How very funny, since I've been writing about the birtherstani since 2008 and don't recall him in any of those lawsuits.
"The Tennessee ballot challenge is nearly identical to the Federal challenge in terms of argument. The difference is that it is being heard in Tennessee state court and specifically references Tennessee’s state election code. Essentially the case asserts that the Defendant, the National Democratic Party, intends to commit negligent mis-representation or fraud by certifying Obama for the Tennessee general ballot."
Except that the "National Democratic Party" hasn't existed since the early 1900's
"This is a direct slap in the head to let America know that I can challenge and overturn the election of 2008 if people will just get behind me."
I see he's channeling his inner Taitz. "Me me me it's all about MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
24 April - Over at the fake examiner, Denver Conspiracy Examiner version, Jeffrey Phelps is upset that Snopes called him out on his lying.
"Whether or not people actually feel Snopes.com is a legitimate source for determining “truth,” they’ve nonetheless decided to weigh in on an Examiner.com article that has now become another source of controversy with regard to Obama’s 2012 NJ ballot/Presidential eligibility hearing.
On April 18th it was reported that Obama’s attorneys had crafted an argument in an April 10th NJ Presidential ballot eligibility hearing that alluded to the fact that the long-form birth certificate issued in April of 2011 by Obama himself was, if fact, illegitimate."
There's a problem - Obama's attorney said no such thing. The VIDEO of such says no such thing.
But rather than go "oops, my mistake, Jeffrey Phelps doubles down on the birther lies.
"Although, in this particular clip it is true that Obama’s attorney did improperly say a birth certificate is not necessary for ballot access in NJ specifically, an arguable assertion in and of itself, it’s how she said it that truly sparked the controversy.
Instead of simply making the statement that a birth certificate is not necessary to show for ballot access and leaving it at that, the attorney made no sense while making the mistake of using the example that, “even if petitioners HAD an authentic copy, it still wouldn’t be necessary to show for NJ ballot access,” openly alluding to the fact that there is no authentic certificate."
Sounds like Phelps is trying to play word games here. The attorney alluded to no such thing, the video and transcript confirm it. It's the birthers trying desperately to claim otherwise.
"Not only was this embarrassing and twisted “Freudian-slip” one of many mistakes that got her immediately removed after the hearing as Obama’s representing attorney for the 2012 election"
No, the reason why her law firm removed her was due to the fact she was getting death threats from the birthers.
"Further examples of open Snopes avoidances of known facts are Obama’s grandmother claiming he was born in Kenya,"
Except that Obama's Step-Grandmother never said that, as the tape and transcript continue to prove.
Lies, damn lies, and birthers.
25 April - Anti-Semitic internet outhouse Andy Martin decides to take another Hawaiian vacation call for another Hawaiian boycott. Because, you know, the last one was SO successful.
"Independent Republican Presidential Candidate and conservative blogger Andy Martin is the Internet’s leading independent conservative investigator and analyst."
A legend in his own mind.
"Andy hopes that the “climate of fear” which candidate-President Obama created to discourage Hawai’ians from candidly discussing Obama’s Hawai’i years is now being dissipated"
By which he means "I hope I can find a sucker who will lie"
"Andy says he continues to be intrigued by his theory that the controversial Frank Marshall Davis is Obama’s biological father"
Maybe you and Martha Trowbridge can have a cage fight to settle the matter once and for all.
"Eight years after Independent Republican Presidential Candidate and conservative blogger Andy Martin became Barack Obama’s first critic, and four years after Andy landed in Honolulu with the first independent investigative team, Andy is set to return to Honolulu on May 2nd, 2012 to lead Andy’s latest research and investigation operation in Hawai’i."
He's got his Aloha shirt and plastic lei all ready to go.
"Come August, Andy’s status as a Republican presidential candidate will end. Andy plans to endorse and support Mitt Romney."
I'm sure Mitt Romney is going "Andy who??"
"If you are someone or know someone with information about Barack Obama or his family and friends, or Frank Marshall Davis or his family and friends, please contact us so you can schedule a meeting in Hawai’i with Andy’s research team."
Check with Dean Haskins and Miki Booth. I'm sure they can help.
25 April - Tony Perkins ("No! Mother! Blood!!"…..ooops, wrong Tony Perkins) of the Family Research Council decides to go all birther.
"…yesterday Rios was brought on to promote these views once again with Tim Wildmon and the Family Research Council's Tony Perkins on "Today's Issues." After she spun her theory, Perkins piped up to complain that the media was trying to marginalize anyone who raises these sorts of questions about Obama … just like they do to those who question Obama's birth certificate, which Perkins claimed was a legitimate issue"
25 April - Gee, I wonder if Robert Quinn's little letter had ANYTHING to do with this?
"Florida Sen. Marco Rubio is receiving police protection at his West Miami home and in Washington D.C. after he was the target of a credible threat, according to his office.
The West Miami Police Department and U.S. Capitol Police are providing security while they investigate the threat, according to the Miami Herald.
A police cruiser was parked outside Rubio's West Miami home Tuesday night, though the senator wasn't home. Rubio was scheduled to speak Wednesday at the Brookings Institution in Washington.
Rubio's office didn't give any other information about the threat, according to the Herald."
25 April - And the Tea Party "Marine", Gary Stein, learns his fate for publicly attacking the Commander in Chief.
"A sergeant will be discharged for criticizing President Barack Obama on Facebook in a case that called into question the Pentagon's policies about social media and its limits on the speech of active duty military personnel, the Marine Corps said Wednesday.
Sgt. Gary Stein will get an other-than-honorable discharge and lose most of his benefits for violating the policies, the Corps said.
The San Diego-area Marine who has served nearly 10 years in the Corps said he was disappointed by the decision. He has argued that he was exercising his free-speech rights.
"I love the Marine Corps, I love my job. I wish it wouldn't have gone this way. I'm having a hard time seeing how 15 words on Facebook could have ruined my nine-year career," he told The Associated Press."
Because those 15 words were a violation of the UCMJ??
And it looks like his attorney is already setting up for defeat.
"Gary Kreep, an attorney for Stein, said he would pursue administrative appeals within the Marine Corps but anticipates the effort will be denied. He said he planned to file an amended complaint in federal court.
"As long as he wants to pursue this, we will be supporting him," said Kreep, who is executive director of the United States Justice Foundation, an advocacy group."
And it sounds like it was more than 15 words:
"The Marines acted after saying Stein stated March 1 on a Facebook page used by Marine meteorologists, "Screw Obama and I will not follow all orders from him." Stein later clarified that statement saying he would not follow unlawful orders.
During a hearing, a military prosecutor submitted screen grabs of Stein's postings on one Facebook page he created called Armed Forces Tea Party, which the prosecutor said included the image of Obama on a "Jackass" movie poster. Stein also superimposed Obama's image on a poster for "The Incredibles" movie that he changed to "The Horribles," military prosecutor Capt. John Torresala said.
Brig. Gen. Daniel Yoo, the commanding general of the Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego, gave no explanation for the decision in a brief statement.
At the hearing this month at Camp Pendleton, Torresala argued that Stein's behavior repeatedly violated Pentagon policy and should be dismissed after he ignored warnings from his superiors about his postings."
Semper Infidelis, ex-Sgt Stein.
25 April - So in Dr. Orly's rat-gnawed brainstem, Obama is the big scary Muslim-sounding man. But Sen. Marco Rubio is A-OK. (malware and redirect warning)
"I was asked repeatedly: why am I challenging Obama, but not challenging Marco Rubio."
Let me guess? One has a "-D" and sounds Muslim, after his name and one has an "-R" and doesn't.
"Obama’s documents are forged. The man is a criminal. Anyone else would be in prison long time ago and for a long time, if he were to use forged documents."
Funny, the State of Hawaii seems to disagree with you, as does every single courtroom you've set foot in since December of 2008.
"Even if the question is presented to the Supreme Court and the Supreme court eventually decides to rule on it, they might rule that one born in a country to permanent residents and political refuges, like Rubio’s parents, is considered to be a natural born citizen, as at the time Rubio was born, his parents were permanent residents, Cuba was under a hostile regime and they could not go back"
Except that Rubio's parents came to the United States BEFORE Castro took power. Hardly "political refuges"
"I do know one thing for certain: no court with any measure of decency can rule that forgery and ID theft is normal, acceptable and lawful."
And no court has. Next?
"What Obama is doing is a 100% criminal and not only he needs to be removed from office, he needs to be criminally prosecuted and I will not stop until justice is served and Obama is removed from office and convicted for elections fraud, Social Security fraud, wire fraud, mail fraud, uttering of forged documents and ID theft."
Get ready for a very tired life ahead of you.
25 April - Lawrence Sellin seems to be getting busy at Family Security Matters.
(Bold face mine)
"The "do something" conservatives are mainly sincere, but politically inexperienced and largely unorganized Constitutionalists and Tea Party veterans, who oppose what they see as the cynicism and corruption of the Republican establishment.
They are indeed doing something. They believe that the more people "do something," the better. Unfortunately, effectiveness appears to be less of a consideration.
As a result, the Republican establishment remains unaffected and its operatives are, in fact, pleased that the "do somethings" are letting off steam in ways that do not disturb their election plans in any way."
Sounds like he's still upset at the GOP for not going full metal birther.
"The conspiracy of silence by the political establishments and the associated news blackout by a compliant media can only be explained by complicity in a cover-up of criminal acts that, if they became known, would enrage the American people and rock the political system to its core.
If there is another explanation, I would like to know it.
The plain fact is that if the candidates were fully vetted and the activities of the Democrat and Republican establishments were fully known, the American people would rise up in open rebellion. "
Oh look, he's still beating the open revolt drum. And it gets better than that!
"The first "shots" of the Second American Revolution have not been fired, but the battle lines have been drawn.
The days of education and persuasion of corrupt politicians are over.
The time for resistance has come.
This offer expires November 6, 2012."
He's kinda a seditious one-trick pony, isn't he??
And in comments:
"buzg
A voice in the wilderness. I agree entirely with Col. Sellin, but I no longer have faith in an electorate that sees their vote as a petition for food and money. I also have no faith in the integrity of the ballot box. All we can do is vote and pray and prepare.
9 hours ago"
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On another note:
I see in comments that some twit calling themselves the "Foreman" for the "Washington State Grand Jury" has shown up. I'll presume based on the false address they provided, and the fact it's pretty much the same text, that this is the same poozer that sent me "subponas" last month in email.
Here's what they sent last month:
"From: (fake address redacted)
Comments: This message did not originate from the Sender address above.
It was rem ailed automatically by anonymizing remailer software.
Subject: Washington State Grand Jury
To: (bad fiction contact address redacted)
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2012 21:53:05 -0500
To: Patrick McKinion, "Bad Fiction" blog.
http://badfiction.typepad.com/
Charge: Treason against the State of Washington and the united States of America.
Mr. McKinion -
You have been identied as the publisher of the blog "Bad Fiction", a Obama/Soetoro apologist and propaganda source dedicated to the promotion of lies and the destruction of the united States of America.
You have been identied as a citizen of the State of Washington, a state in union within the grouping known as the united States of America.
As such, we, your fellow citizens of the State of Washington, under the Constituion of the State of Washington and the united States Constituion, do hereby convince and proclaim a Citizens Grand Jury to hear the claim that you have committed treason against the State of Washington and the united States.
You are hereby ordered by we, your neighbors taking part in said Citizens Grand Jury, to prepare and make available to us all documentation and evidence to determine your guilt or innocence in these charges.
Particularly, you are hereby ordered to make available all financial records in regards to "Bad Fiction", all contacts you have regarding your propaganda, and all contacts you have with Geroge Soros or other anti-American Internationalists.
The tentative date for this jury is May 14, in the year of our Lord 2012. Unless you are told differently, you will be at the Dennys Restaurant in Pullman, Washington, at 8:30am. This is a Constituional Grand Jury and you will treat this with all due respect due such. Tardiness, slovenly dress, or poor hygiene will be regarded as disrespect to your fellow citizens and this Grand Jury, and will be treated as such.
You will maintain proper behavior towards your fellow Citizens and the united States Constituion at all times. You are allowd all appropriate legal Constituional sources to defend yourself, including the united States Constituion, Maga Carta, the King James Bible, and all accepted sources of Natural Law. You will not be allowed to bring a member of the British Accredited Registry (BAR) or use the Uniform Commerical Code in your defense. This is a Constituional Grand Jury, not an Admirality court.
Failure to obey this summons will be seen as a admission of guilt and appropriate sentence will be rendered upon to you, by law enforcement, militia, or other dudly appointed Constituional sources.
Fail not this Constituional charge at your own risk and peril.
Sincerely
Foreman, Washington Citizens Grand Jury."
I'm not impressed. Not with the spelling, not with the bogus legal claims, not with the cute use of an anonymous remailer, not by the fake email address, not with the use of the "sovereign citizen" rhetoric.
You're a persistent troll, I'll grant that. I'd score you a 2/10 on the troll meter though.
Nice try.
"dudly appointed Constituional sources" ... emphasis on DUD. Or should that be, "D'oh!"
Posted by: Bahr | April 25, 2012 at 06:51 PM
But, hey, you got invited to Denny's!
Posted by: Shay | April 25, 2012 at 07:29 PM
Just thought I'd mention that I'm coming to enjoy your recipes almost as much as as dispatches.
Maybe more; your recipes won't leave me with a bad taste in my mouth!
Posted by: GMpilot | April 25, 2012 at 07:59 PM
Oops...'as much as your dispatches', of course.
Posted by: GMpilot | April 25, 2012 at 08:01 PM
"Fail not this Constituional charge at your own risk and peril."
I will never fail to be surprised by how up themselves birthers are...
Posted by: James King | April 25, 2012 at 08:07 PM
Is the use of a lower case "u" in united States of America a sovereign citizen thing?
Posted by: Stephen | April 25, 2012 at 08:37 PM
Yes, Stephen, it is.
Posted by: The Magic M | April 26, 2012 at 02:08 AM
Constituion???? Maga Carta?
Really?
And make them cough up for Cracker Barrel or I'm not comin'.
Posted by: ScottRS | April 26, 2012 at 10:03 AM
The troll Citizen Grand Jury didn't even indict you. Check the spelling of the name of the person they think they did indict. Not you. ;)
Posted by: RuhRoh | April 26, 2012 at 05:45 PM
I almost think that the "Denny's" line is a giveaway that it's a comedy bit, but then, when you take into consideration the general mentality of this tribe of twits, you say, "Denny's? Could be ... could be."
Posted by: Greg Brown | April 26, 2012 at 08:29 PM
Some Obot is having lots of fun parodying pig-ignorant RWers. I've seen this person's handiwork on other blogs with the same ridiculous spelling errors. I've done the same thing myself on occasion--in fact, I thinking of suing for theft of my schtick. Now, if Congress would bestir itself to protect intellectual property.
Posted by: joeymac | April 26, 2012 at 09:06 PM
btw, obots are supposed to be smarter than birthers and not be taken in so easily.
Posted by: joeymac | April 26, 2012 at 09:08 PM
Joeymac - Like I'm supposed to take this nut seriously?? :-)
Greg Brown - Well, Sovereign Citizen Shaffer Cox did have his "citizens hearing" at a Denny's in Alaska. Maybe seditionists dig grand slams??
RuhRoh - Oh, my name was the least of the spelling errors.
ScottRS - I don't think there's any Cracker Barrels out here in Washington State.
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | April 26, 2012 at 09:34 PM
I also think the Denny's bit is the relevant "tell" here. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. *arms crossed defiantly*
Posted by: JDC | April 27, 2012 at 09:48 AM
Poe's law in action; when you can't tell the difference between the a parody and the real thing anymore.
Posted by: Lancelot Link | April 27, 2012 at 12:31 PM