In today's dispatches, Christopher-Earl™®© may have just found his hobby as a pre se litigant finally Martinized. Several GOP candidates in North Carolina are competing for the birther vote. World Nut Daily is upset that Al Sharpton made some rude comments about Corsi's Arizona boy toy.
The people at Birther Report are upset that they haven't had their military coup yet. Darren Huff finds out how long he may have to do without his plastic pal that's fun to be with. Some Arizona birthers and racists are upset that the Maricopa CCCP was co-opted by the Jerome Corsi dog and pony show.
One gets the feeling that the Mississippi Democratic Party is a tad bit annoyed at Dr. Orly, while the court tells her "you no can haz discovery, thx, bye." Which causes Dr. Orly to get not just screechy, but openly racist and screechy. Not to mention that if Mississippi doesn't let her do what she wants, she just might take her birther ballot jihad to another state!
Lawrence Sellin ends up at that all-american media outlet "Pravda OnLine". Dr. Orly shows herself to be Joe Arpaio's creepy stalker girl, actually taking over another Repubican's press conference to try and get Arpaio on Team Orly. Walter Fitzpatrick is back in court. Dr. Orly shows a complete irony deficit, not to mention a mad at World Nut Daily. And Lame Cherry continues to show the world a walking, talking example of the DSM-IV-R.
11 April - One gets the idea that the courts are a bit annoyed with Christopher-Earl Strunk, as this decision and order shows.
(Scribd link here)
"If the complaint in this action was a movie script, it would be entitled The Manchurian Candidate Meets The Da Vinci Code."
Off and rolling
"Plaintiff STRUNK's complaint is a rambling, forty-five page variation on "birther"cases, containing 150 prolix paragraphs, in at times a stream of consciousness. Plaintiffs central allegation is that defendants President OBAMA and Senator McCAIN, despite not being "natural born" citizens of the United States according to plaintiffs interpretation of Article II, Section 1, Clause 5 of the U. S. Constitution, engaged with the assistance of other defendants in an extensive conspiracy, on behalf of the Roman Catholic Church to defraud the American people and usurp control of the Presidency in 2008. Most of plaintiff STRUNK's complaint is a lengthy, vitriolic, baseless diatribe against defendants,but most especially against the Vatican, the Roman Catholic Church, and particularly the Society of Jesus (the Jesuit Order)."
So basically "why is plaintiff allowed to play with anything sharper than bubble wrap??"
"Furthermore, plaintiff STRUNK's instant action is frivolous. As will be explained, plaintiff STRUNK alleges baseless claims about defendants which are fanciful, fantastic, delusional and irrational. It is a waste of judicial resources for the Court to spend time on the instant action. Moreover, the Court will conduct a hearing to give plaintiff STRUNK a reasonable opportunity to be heard, pursuant to 22 NYCRR § 130-1.1, as to whether or not the Court should award costs and/or impose sanctions upon plaintiff STRUNK for his frivolous conduct. At the hearing, an opportunity will be given to counsel for defendants to present detailed records of costs incurred by their clients in the instant action.
Therefore, plaintiff STRUNK, who is not a stranger in the courthouses of New York, is enjoined from commencing future litigation in the New York State Unified Court System against: the NEW YORK STATE BOARD OF ELECTIONS, JAMES A. WALSH/ Co-Chair, DOUGLAS A. KELLNER/Co-Chair, EVELYN J. AQUILA/ COllllllissioner, GREGORY P. PETERSON/Collllllissioner, Deputy Director TODD D. VALENTINE, and Deputy Director STANLY ZALEN; ANDREW CUOMO, ERIC SCHNEIDERMAN, THOMAS P. DINAPOLI and RUTH NOEMI COLON, in their Official and individual capacity; Father JOSEPH A. O'HARE, S.1.; Father JOSEPH P. PARI(ES, S.1.; FREDERICI( A. O. SCHWARZ, JR.; PETER G. PETERSEN; ZBIGNIEW I(AIMIERZ BRZEZINSKI; MARK BRZEZINSI(I; JOSEPH R. BIDEN, JR.; BARACI( H. OBAMA, NANCY PELOSI; the DEOMCRATIC STATE COMMITTEE OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK; the STATE COMMITTEE OF THE WORI(ING FAMILIES PARTY OF NEW YORI( STATE; ROGER CALERO; the , SOCIALIST WORI(ERS PARTY; IAN J. BRZEZINSI(I; JOHN SIDNEY MCCAIN III; JOHN A. BOEHNER; the NEW YORI( STATE REPUBLICAN STATE COMMITTEE; the NEW YORI( STATE COMMITTEE OF THE INDEPENDENCE PARTY; the STATE COMMITTEE OF THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY OF NEW YORI( STATE; PENNY S. PRITZI(ER; GEORGE SOROS; OBAMA FOR AMERICA; OBAMA VICTORY FUND; MCCAIN VICTORY 2008; and MCCAIN-PALIN VICTORY 2008; without prior approval of the appropriate Adillinistrative Justice or Judge."
Is someone going to find themselves with Vex Lit status?? Why yes, yes someone just did!
"Plaintiffs allegations are strongly anti-Catholic, anti-Muslim and xenophobic."
Well, except for maybe the anti-Catholic part, it sounds like a typical birther to me.
"Our courts have an interest in preventing the waste of judicial resources by a party who knows that his or lawsuit has no legitilnate basis in law or fact and continues to attempt to relitigate resolved claims and issues. (Martin-Trigona v Capital Cities/ABC) Inc., 145 Misc 2d 405 [Sup Ct, New York County 1989])."
Oh look. Anti-semitic internet outhouse Andy Martin gets a nod!
"The fact that one appears pro se is not a license to abuse the process of the Court and to use it without restraint as a weapon of harassment and libelous bombardment"
It would be nice if someone told Dr. Orly that.
2 May - Another GOP candidate plays flirty birther games.
"Few people are as publicly identified with the so-called “birther” issue as Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who has his own “posse” on the case.
Last weekend, Arpaio shared his skepticism about President Barack Obama’s birthplace – and his eligibility for the White House – when he was in Charlotte campaigning for Republican congressional candidate Jim Pendergraph.
So what does Pendergraph, and for that matter other 9th District candidates, think of Obama’s legitimacy?
“I have reason to be suspicious,” he said. “But I don’t know. I haven’t seen the facts. I think there’s a lot of smoke and generally when there’s smoke there’s got to be fire somewhere.”
Sounds like it was more from Arpaio blowing smoke up your ass.
3 May - World Nut Daily is upset that Al Sharpton took a few pot shots at Joe Arpaio.
"A segment on Al Sharpton’s MSNBC show deriding the findings of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s investigation of Barack Obama’s presidential eligibility shows the White House fears coming revelations, according to WND senior writer Jerome Corsi."
Sure it does…..
"Corsi, who has probed Obama’s eligibility for four years,"
And found nothing.
“The legitimacy of Obama’s presidency is about to come unglued.”
"…..any……day…….now…….."
"On his show, Sharpton ridiculed Arpaio for investigating Obama’s eligibility after the White House released a birth certificate and even sold T-shirts and mugs emblazoned with the document.
“But one year later,” Sharpton said, “some people apparently don’t have better stuff to do.”
Sounds about right.
3 May - And, of course, Birther Report copies from World Nut Daily.
"Anonymous said…[Reply]
D-A-N-G-E-R A-H-E-A-D!!!!!!
"There is a sinister evil presence, an illuminati, masonic FORCES CONTROLLING OUR COUNTRY…There is CHAOS EVERYWHERE IN GOVERNMENT, AND REVOLUTIONARIES THRIVE ON CHAOS…GROUND TROOPS HAVE ORDERS TO SHOOT TO KILL IN CHICAGO AT THE NATO SUMMIT MAY 21 AND RUSSIAN PARATROOPERS WILL BE DROPPING INTO DOWNTOWN CHICAGO!!!
200-300 FOREIGN TROOPS (RED BERETS) HAVE INFILTRATED WASHINGTON, D.C. AND THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST!!!
There is going to be a "STAGED FALSE FLAG" OPERATION TO TAKE OUT OBAMA!!..OBAMA DOES NOT TRUST THE SECRET SERVICE. (There was an attempted coup in Venezuela--There are patriots inside the military and Secret Service)…We are being set up for a massive inflationary economic collapse..The Federal Government is preparing for a MASSIVE UPRISING, a CIVIL WAR IN THIS COUNTRY…Obama is a thug and a dictator…how could all the congressmen remain silent… BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID THEIR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE HARMED…Do you mean people are scared if they expose Obama they will be murdered…Without the will and the Big Lie, we are being set up TO SUSPEND AN ELECTION…OR IF HE LOSES, WHAT FALSE FLAG OPERATION WILL OBAMA CREATED DURING THE LAME DUCK SESSION???
S-C-A-R-Y!!
326,000 MIXED CALLIBER AMMUNITION HAS BEEN ORDERED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE!!
HOMELAND SECURITY IS PREPARING TO SLAUGHTER THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!
IT IS A VERY FRIGHTENING TIME!!
L-O-O-K AT THE F-A-C-T-S: IT'S COMING!!!!
Investigator Doug Hagmann
LISTEN: MAY 2 Broadcast
http://www.trunews.com/listen_now.htm
DON'T SAY YOU WERE NOT WARNED!!
May 3, 2012 11:48 PM"
Ooookay.
"Anonymous said…[Reply] LETS GET THIS OVER WHILE WE STILL CAN, OBAMA SHOULD BE ON TRAIL, HE'S DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY… May 4, 2012 12:51 PM"
3 May - The Charlotte Observer withdraws their endorsement of Jim Pendergraph.
"By buddying up to one of America’s more hateful egomaniacs and then joining with fringe “birthers” to question President Obama’s citizenship, Pendergraph has contradicted much of what he told the Observer’s editorial board in his endorsement interview last month. As a result, we have lost faith in him, and urge voters to consider Edwin Peacock or Ric Killian in the 9th Congressional District race."
(snip)
"Then he rallied in Huntersville with Maricopa County (Ariz.) Sheriff Joe Arpaio, a Melvillian character on a never-ending crusade against Latinos. The only thing that energizes Arpaio more than stroking his ego is profiling Hispanics. The U.S. Justice Department found Arpaio led “a pervasive culture of discriminatory bias against Latinos” and one expert in the report said Arpaio led the worst racial profiling in U.S. history.
Pendergraph pandered further this week by saying he has “reason to be suspicious” about whether President Obama was born in the United States. “… Generally when there’s smoke, there’s got to be fire somewhere,” he said, even as he acknowledged “I haven’t seen the facts.”
It all gives one the sense that Pendergraph will say whatever a given audience wants to hear, if it will help him get elected. That makes how he would act in Congress a mystery."
3 May - Christopher-Earl Strunk replies
(Scribd link here)
"8. Despite the transcript account of the ipse dixit activities of Arthur M. Schack at the motion hearing of August 22, 2011, the Court properly recognizes that Plaintiff had duly fired Barack Hussein Obama within 72 hours of his dual offer of contract by oath on January 20 & 21, 2009; and as such, Plaintiff is the only person in the country to have done such firing and suffers a specific particular personal injury as a result different than any other person in the USA in that Defendant Barack Hussein Obama Soebarkah personally has injured Plaintiff; and that as a private person Strunk’s transaction with Soebarkah by proper notice is a simple contract matter,and as such Barack Hussein Obama’s disregard of Strunk’s notice bar him from action and underlies the basis of individual action by Plaintiff with this Complaint"
He did notice the court rejected this claim, right?
"10. That Barack Hussein Obama Soebarkah has unclean hands by his and his agents acts of careless disregard of his duty to Plaintiff, with acts of spoliation,concealment, misrepresentation and sufficient evidence of crimes of forgery and use of false instruments as shown by the Maricopa County Arizona Sheriff’s DepartmentCOLD CASE POSSE on going criminal investigation with their release of findings presented as judicial notice for a supplement to the complaint on April 12, 2012, and that Defendant and his agents have made admissions against interest as to his involvement in a conspiracy to defraud Plaintiff in furtherance of the usurpation of the office of POTUS for the purpose of unjust enrichment of he and his associates in furtherance of the promotion of the financial stability of the European Union Fourth Reich (2) with the transfer of no less than $16 trillion of taxpayer obligations and unconstitutional use of out of area NATO forces and US Military assets and forces in the overthrow of several nations in service of formation of the Mediterranean Union and the European Union control over African resources / assets and includes RCC rebuilding of the third temple as part of the New Babylon and New Testament plan."
He makes the case as to WHY he should be sanctioned and granted vex lit status quite well, doesn't he??
"37. Plaintiff strenuously objects to Justice Schack’s use of the Jesuit’s Social Justice Antonio Gramsci / Palmira Togliatti model to marginalize and debase Plaintiff as if an opponent with disparagement tactics glommed from Luciferian Saul Alinsky to single Plaintiff out as if part of a special class called “Birther” to be considered out of kin, and subject to special treatment for speech and thoughts that do not adhere to the socially accepted norms of political correctness by a so-called collective majority."
If the shoe fits…..
"40. As further evidence of the Court’s bias, Judge Schack proceeds to further debase and dehumanize Plaintiff as self-represented and that infers that Plaintiff is a kook bigoted incoherent frivolous litigant that somehow is primarily motivated by his bias against Catholics and Islam"
The problem is that the plaintiff actually IS a kook bigoted incoherent frivolous litigant that somehow is primarily motivated by his bias against Catholics and Islam……
3 May - More Birther Report charmers:
"Anonymous said…[Reply] he is an illegal alien muslim communist homo treasonous fraud, straight up. All Patriotic Americans know this. I am sick of the charade. (who seriously) is responsible to arrest him. Is it the U.S. Provost Marshall and a Joint Chief? Go up the chain of command. If someone knows this answer please comment. I will camp on their doorstep. May 3, 2012 2:33 PM"
"Anonymous said…[Reply] It's high time to stop fucking around and bust this illegal alien marxist renegade and all of his conspirators. They are hiding in plain sight! DUH! I think it's the US Marshals job on this one. We are living in a justice desert. May 3, 2012 2:58 PM"
"Anonymous said…[Reply] @2:33 - I think it's the responsibility of the military at this point. The military is supposed to protect us from foreign and domestic enemies. Obama is obviously a domestic enemy. While enlisted members take an oath to follow the orders of the POTUS, officers do not take that same oath. An officer must arrest him in my opinion. May 3, 2012 3:04 PM"
"Wahhhh!!!! I want my military coup!! WHERE'S MY MILITARY COUP!!!!"
"Torch n PitchForks said…[Reply] Who are the idiots that are still enlisting in the Armed Forces under this Enemy in Chief?Hopefully Sinclair infected with AIDS this vile pile of living garbage the last time he plowed him.
May 3, 2012 6:14 PM"
What a complete piece of filth.
"Ed K said…[Reply] so this girlfriend story is supposed to be him releasing his past records? all it proves is that we have a historical president- a bisexual mullatto commie. he is black white red and pink May 3, 2012 6:40 PM"
Make that two pieces of filth.
"Anonymous said…[Reply] Who will fire the first shot?? That is the only relevant question at this point in the crisis ! May 3, 2012 6:46 PM"
And today's visit from the Secret Service goes to….
"Anonymous said...[Reply]
@Torch n PitchForks
"Who are the idiots that are still enlisting in the Armed Forces under this Enemy in Chief?"
My guess would be that when they thin the armed forces down due to 'budgeting' they will be removing any and all known non Obama supporters. They know that patriots are still a risk to them and these will be the first to go, especially those that 'cling to their guns and bibles'
Then they move their loyalists up the ranks until the military will eventually be tilted in their favor. I would bet they will greatly increase the ratio of blacks to whites since the vast majority are pro Obama. Throw in some muslims and good bye military.
May 3, 2012 6:52 PM"
Paranoid much?
4 May - Fitzgerald defender and tranny hunter Darren Huff finds out the maximum he's going to be locked up without his remote controlled dildo.
"The U.S. Probation Office, tasked with recommending a penalty range, did a bit of legal cross-referencing to conclude Huff's crime mirrored a firearms transport charge that carried a base punishment of 15 to 21 months. But the office then boosted it for a number of reasons, including the office's conclusion Huff intended to use the guns to strike fear in the hearts of government officials and lied when he denied on the witness stand telling people he intended to take over the courthouse by force if necessary.
Their conclusion? Huff should face 70 to 87 months when sentenced May 15."
And:
""The evidence in this case demonstrated that the defendant crossed state lines with firearms and ammunition with the intent to execute citizens' arrest warrants on government officials and to take over the city of Madisonville and the courthouse," Varlan wrote. "The court finds the evidence insufficient to demonstrate that the defendant was going to falsely imprison those in Madisonville, as the government suggests."
Varlan did, however, conclude that the current crime that most closely tracks the outdated one of which he was convicted carries a maximum five-year sentence regardless of whatever enhancements the probation officer rightly assessed. That means Varlan could go lower but can't go higher than five years when he decides Huff's fate later this month.
Huff has been jailed since last October. Trial testimony showed Huff was a Navy veteran and Bible study leader with no criminal history who, in 2009, became convinced government was robbing citizens of their rights. He joined groups sharing his beliefs, including a Georgia militia and the Oathkeepers, a group of veterans who vow to protect the U.S. Constitution even if it means taking up arms.
It was through a Tennessee director of the Oathkeepers that he learned fellow Navy veteran Walter Fitzpatrick planned an April 2010 "citizen's arrest" of the Monroe County grand jury foreman, whom he faulted for refusing to consider treason charges against President Barack Obama. Fitzpatrick believed the president was not born in the U.S. and, therefore, was ineligible to hold office."
4 May - Looks like there's a few more GOP birthers in North Carolina
"Richard Hudson, considered a leading Republican candidate in the race to unseat Democratic U.S. Rep. Larry Kissell in the 8th Congressional District, told a Tea Party group in Rowan County recently that “there’s no question President Obama is hiding something on his citizenship.”
Dr. John Whitley, one of Hudson’s opponents in Tuesday’s primary, declared Obama’s birth certificate a “poorly reproduced forgery” after comparing it to the Hawaiian birth certificate of one of his campaign workers.
“There is a tremendous amount of smoke here,” Whitley said. “In fact, it’s called a smoke screen.”
George Hutchins, a candidate in District 4, is convinced the birth certificate is a forgery. He promises if elected in the fall to help lead an investigation of the birth certificate, regardless of whether Obama is re-elected or not. The Republican winner in the 4th will face Democrat David Price in the general election."
Tweedledum, Tweedledummer, and Tweddlederp.
"Ferrel Guillory, a political analyst at UNC Chapel Hill, said some Republican critics of Obama aren’t concerned with facts. He said the candidates feel raising the birther issue will help them connect with deeply conservative Republicans who dislike Obama.
Race may be a factor, he said."
Gee, you think???
4 May - Looks like we have some birthers upset because they don't like the way the Maricopa CCCP is handling the distribution of Corsi's lies.
"Among other strange things detailed in the book, the authors claim they're pretty sure Corsi's been granted "special deputy" status. We've tried to confirm that with the Sheriff's Office, but didn't receive an immediate response.
That would mean that a man claiming to be an "investigative reporter" was made a "special deputy," given material from an investigation that hasn't been released to the public, and co-author a book with the lead investigator that's being sold for profit.
The authors are admitted "birthers," and seem to be pissed off that the investigation isn't being handled like a real investigation, as people have noted since about three minutes into Arpaio's big press conference in March.
The authors also claim the leader of the Surprise Tea Party was using Arpaio as part of a publicity stunt in the second "birther" press conference, not really announcing any new information, but rather getting people to show up and sign a petition for the "birther" legislation -- which ended up failing anyway.
Purported emails are also included at the end of the book, which, if true, lend more credibility to their charges.
In the grand scheme of things, the book doesn't mean much for Arpaio's "birther" investigation, since no one should be surprised at anything claimed in the book, although it's a little funny that there's someone within the posse who also believes there are some weird things going on there that don't pertain to African presidents."
Michelle Dallacroce, BTW, is the head of "Mothers Against Illegal Aliens", which is full of birther blather and conspiracy crap. The Anti-Definition League had a few things to say about her as well (PDF)
"Dallacroce, echoing the same theme in an interview on the radio show of anti-immigrant activist Frosty Wooldridge in October 2007, stated, “The thing is, the children in our schools are being taught bad habits, the school systems are being dumbed down, it’s a matter of fact.” She had previously voiced the same sentiments in a May 2006 interview on CNN’s Nancy Grace, where she said, "My children, as well as my grandchildren and everyone’s legal citizen children in our schools, are being affected, dumbed down.Dallacroce has also claimed that immigrant children are not only “dumb” but raised to be disrespectful and violent. Following an immigration rights Labor Day rally at the Arizona State Capitol in September 2006, media accounts described a woman screaming at a child through a bull horn, surrounded by counter-protestors who referred to Mexicans as “dogs.” In an Internet post, Dallacroce admitted, "I am the lady who is being talked about…We have a prime example of what kind of children are being born and what they are being taught by their illegal alien parents to disobey and disrespect American citizens. This 9 year old boy is being taught to be a violent and hostile child. If this was my child I would have washed his mouth out with soap or better yet, I would have put a lot of tabasco sauce in his mouth…"
Racist, hate-filled, demented, and xenophobic. Yep, sounds like a birther.
"In 2007, however, Dallacroce criticized a major Minuteman leader for “compromising.” A December 2007 Arizona Daily Star article discussed Dallacroce’s opinions of Chris Simcox, the founder of the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps, a border vigilante patrol group. The article explained that “Simcox inspired [Dallacroce] to join the anti-illegal entrant movement,” but then quoted Dallacroce as stating that Simcox was “giving in” because he made statements supportive of public education and health care for children of undocumented immigrants.In addition to her work with the Minutemen, Dallacroce has appeared with white supremacist J.T. Ready. When Ready organized a rally at the Phoenix Mexican Consulate in April 2006, Dallacroce was an invited speaker. Ready, who advocates placing land mines across the border, was a Minuteman volunteer. He attends Klan and neo-Nazi events and was a “special guest speaker” at a September 2007 protest against the Mexican Consulate in Omaha, Nebraska, sponsored by the neo-Nazi National Socialist Movement."
JT Ready is, of course, the white supremacist who recently killed his girlfriend, her adult daughter, 2 year old granddaughter, and the daughter's boyfriend before turning the gun on himself.
Dallacroce was also being a public birther has far back as November of 2008.
"So what's she doing with all of her newfound free time? Lately, she's been calling up FBI offices in DC, asking that they investigate allegations that Barack Obama was not born on American soil, and therefore, should not be allowed to take the oath of office. Though this b.s. has been thoroughly debunked by FactCheck.org, and the state of Hawaii has recently confirmed that Obama's original birth certificate is on file with them, there are loads of loonies out there who are still not convinced. And probably never will be."I just want them to prove for once and for all that Obama is an American-born citizen," insisted Dallacroce."
If Dallacroce was indeed part of the Maricopa CCCP, it speaks volumes about just how badly biased Arpaio's "unbiased investigation" really is. And there's been hints for a while that Arpaio granted some form of "deputy" status on Corsi.
4 May - The Mississippi Democratic Party files a brief in support of motion for judgement on the pleadings.
(Scribd link here)
"While several “Plaintiffs” purportedly joined Taitz, who was the original sole plaintiff, only three such Plaintiffs have signed the FAC according to the Court Record. (See Docket No. 6-14 at 29 (Mr. Fedorka’s signature page) and Docket No. 6-14 at 30 (Mr. Mac Leran’s signature page). Moreover, none of the other purported Plaintiffs has provided contact information or responded in any way to defendant MDEC’s counsel’s request that they confirm they are proceeding in this action pro se and that they will provide signed pleadings and proper contact information. Additionally, each and every email sent to Plaintiff MacLeran has “bounced back” to the undersigned counsel. (The only contact information was e-mail addresses.) Taitz is an attorney with a history of attempting to represent Plaintiffs challenging President Obama’s eligibility in states where she is not licensed to practice law. See, e.g., Rhodes v. MacDonald, 670 F. Supp.2d 1363, 1368 (11th Cir. 2009) (“Because of the alleged urgent nature of the request, the Court waived its local rule that requires counsel admitted pro hac vice to associate local counsel. It became apparent during the hearing on the motion that the Court's waiver of this local rule was a mistake as counsel abused her pro had vice privileges.”); Farrar v. Obama, No. 2012CV211398 (Ga. Fulton County Super. Ct. Feb. 15, 2012) (denying Taitz’s request for admission pro had vice for failure to comply with rules applicable to same). As such, further references to “Plaintiffs” is without prejudice to MDEC’s contention that Taitz is the only actual plaintiff, for the reasons stated"
*chuckle*
"Plaintiffs cannot credibly argue that the original intent of the provision was to require candidates to provide state-issued birth certificates, social security cards, or secret service registration forms, given that no such papers even existed at the time the Constitution was drafted."
*Chuckle*
"The Constitution does not countenance Plaintiffs’ “papers please” demands"
OUCH!!!!!!!
"37. Setting aside the fact that Plaintiffs have not alleged any actionable predicate acts (ignoring Orly Taitz is not among the crimes listed in 18 U.S.C. § 1962),"
*OUCH!!*
4 May - Birther Report is all over Jim Pendergraph
"Dealio said…[Reply] What in the goddamn hell are they so fucking afraid of? Speak up, man! This guy is absolutely useless, like Arpaio. I'm going to ask again. No, I'm begging. Will a real sheriff please stand up, and show this idiot Arpaio and co. how it's done. I, along with the rest of America, will be forever grateful. (Please excuse my salty language.) May 4, 2012 11:26 AM"
4 May - And here's the motion of judgement on the pleadings, with almost 200 pages of exhibits.
(Scribd link here)
Exhibit A is the birther cite string Tesibra came up with.
Exhibit B is Tesibra's decision list, along all with the decisions themselves
Exhibit C is the Congressional Research Service's report of 14 November 2011
4 May - The Daily Kos notes the fact that the long form birth certificates have been entered as evidence in Mississippi (within the context of the previous cases)
"To the delight or consternation of birthers, anti-birthers, and Obots everywhere, Obama's legal team of Samuel Begley (Mississippi Lawyer) and Scott, The Teppernator™, Tepper (Specialist in understanding Orlylaw™ and birthers) have entered on the record both the Lng Form Birth Certificate and the Certificate of live birth.
In The United States District Court for the Southern District of Mississippi, Jackson Division the Mississippi Democratic Party Executive Committee entered their Motion for Judgment on the Pleadings (With Exhibits).
Try not to help Orly, but it appears that the Jackson Courthouse will soon resemble the scenes from Contact where every nutcase in the country, including me, shows up for Orly's trial of the century™."
4 May - The court tells Dr. Orly "no, you can't have discovery, not yours"
(Scribd link here)
"ORDERED AND ADJUDGED that, pursuant to Local Rule 16(b)(3)(B), and in light of the fact that the Defendants have filed dispositive motions raising jurisdictional defenses, all discovery not related to the jurisdictional issues pending the Court’s disposition of the dispositive motions in this matter is hereby stayed, including the making of any initial disclosures by any party.
In accordance with Local Rule 16(b)(3)(E), upon receiving a ruling from the Court on the pending dispositive motions, Plaintiffs shall notify the United States Magistrate Judge of a decision on the jurisdictional defense motion and shall submit an Order Lifting the Stay. Within fifteen (15) days of the Order Lifting the Stay, the parties shall confer in accordance with the Local Rules."
4 May - Every so often, Dr. Orly's own racism shows though. (malware and redirect warning)
(Bold face mine)
"THE SECRETARY OF STATE OF MS AND THE DEM PARTY FILED A MOTION FOR THE STAY OF MY DISCOVERY, THEY WANT TO SILENCE ALL WITNESSES IMMEDIATELY. JUDGE WINGATE AND THE MAGISTRATE FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND ARE AFRICAN AMERICAN, PROBABLY SYMPATHETIC TO OBAMA. I AM AFRAID THEY WILL HALT ALL OF MY DISCOVERY. I AM REALLY EXHAUSTED FROM ALL OF THIS.
Posted on | May 4, 2012 "
4 May - And she does it again (malware and redirect warning)
(Bold face mine)
"LEFT TO LENIN LIBERAL DAILY KOS WRITES ABOUT OBAMA’S TEAM ENTERING INTO THE OFFICIAL COURT RECORD OBAMA’S FORGERIES, HE STATES HE CAN’T WAIT FOR THE TRIAL. I AM AFRAID, AN AFRICAN AMERICAN JUDGE MIGHT RULE IN FAVOR OF THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT WITHOUT GIVING ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO EXAMINE THE ORIGINAL DOCUMENTS IN LIEU OF THE ALLEGED COPIES ENTERED INTO THE RECORD
Posted on | May 4, 2012"
4 May - Oh for pity's sake (malware and redirect warning)
"If the Supreme court of MS rules that the Federal court has jurisdiction over the case until they remand it back to the Supreme court, than the Magistrate or the Federal judge can stay the case. My guess is that the Sec of State and the Dem party rushed to the federal court because they knew they will have a friendly judge, who will help them schield Obama and all of Obama’s criminal accomplices.
Their strategy is a double edged sward though.
If the judge rules in favor of the motion to rule on the pleadings, it means that the discovery was not done and I can GO TO ANOTHER COURT AND ANOTHER STATE
and demand discovery. "
In other words, she's seeing the writing on the wall in Mississippi and is planning to try and find another state with a birther-friendly judge.
4 May - And the inmates at Birther Report weigh in.
"California birther/dualer/doubter said…[Reply] If anyone has any doubts about whether liberalism is a mental disorder, here's your stone-cold proof. May 4, 2012 9:10 PM"
"Bob M. from Ohio said…[Reply] Let's face it the only one who is ever going to have standing is the Republican National Committee and they are silent.Shakespeare: O' Forlorn I reach but neath my bedding for chance of my fuzzy slippers and yet I fetch an Asp to bite my breast.
Liberals are the enemy.
Republicans are traitors.
Who do you get first?
Me? I'm hunting republicans because to them my votes are silver bullets.
May 4, 2012 10:58 PM"
"dummy democrat said…[Reply] I know … it's the kenyan parliament's job to vet the fraud who was born there, even they said as much. What a joke obum is. hahahahahaha libturds are truly insane! hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa All I can do now is laugh. May 5, 2012 12:05 AM"
"Anonymous said…[Reply] "There is no law in that state that places the burden on a political party to vet its own candidates."I suppose this just proves another EPIC FAIL for Orly who so proudly trumpeted that "going after the Democrat Party" was the best/only way to go - when every child could've researched that there is no legal duty for a party to tell the truth.
Seems she's (deliberately?) led us down a dead-end road again.
May 5, 2012 12:17 AM"
5 May - Guess who shows up in Pravda OnLine this time?? Why it's uberpatriotic american Lawrence Sellin!! Because, all uberpatriotic Americans (who live in Finland) show their patriotism by posting sedition in foreign news sources!
"Barack Hussein Obama is an illegal President. He is not now nor has he ever been eligible to be a candidate for or hold that office because his father was a British subject at the time of his birth.
Article II, Section I, Clause 5 of the U.S. Constitution requires that all candidates for the Presidency be "natural born citizens." As defined in the binding Supreme Court precedent of Minor v. Happersett (1875) and confirmed in the subsequent ruling of U.S. v. Wong Kim Ark (1898) and others, all candidates for the offices of President and Vice President must be second generation Americans, that is, US citizens of citizen parents at the time of birth.
President and Vice President are the only U.S. political offices with that requirement. It was the intent of the American Founding Fathers that the chief executive and the commander-in-chief of the armed forces would not have dual allegiance or loyalty to a foreign power.
There is no ambiguity, although the Democrat and Republican parties and the media are and have been deliberately trying to confuse the American public as to the true meaning of natural born citizenship."
5 May - And the inmates at Birther Report chime in on Sellin's latest.
"Bob M.from Ohio said…[Reply] The Second Amendment: As ratified by the States and authenticated by Thomas Jefferson, Secretary of State:A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
And we're waiting because? If we go after the Republicans first, who will complain?
May 5, 2012 10:09 AM"
5 May - If Joe Arpaio isn't careful, he's going to come home some day to find Dr. Orly cooking up their pet rabbit in the kitchenn. (malware and redirect warning)
"I got a couple of phone calls from my supporters, who alerted me that today sheriff Arpaio is speaking at an elections event at Apple Valley.
Originally I was hesitant about this event, as it is 2 hours away, however I was told that several hundred people are expected, so I decided to drive 2 hours in each direction to Apple Valley."
So in other words…..
"After sheriff spoke, he asked for any questions. I went to the stage and reminded him that I am the attorney who delivered to him documents showing a forged birth certificate and a stolen Social Security number, he remembered me."
You mean after he said "you don't look like Jerome Corsi??"
"I told him that I have several cases going and it is very important for him to come to a deposition and I wanted to know, when can he appear for a deposition."
And the answer was "when hell freezes over"??
"His response was strange. He asked me, where do I live, whether I live in that area. I told him that I live in CA, but not in the Apple valley. He proceeded with a small talk and said that there are really nice restaurants in the area. I was not getting his train of thought. I asked him, if he would appear for a deposition and he was telling me something completely different, he was asking where do I live and saying that there are really nice restaurants in the area. This was in front of several hundred people. I am not sure what was he thinking. Did he think that I would be conducting a deposition at my house or a restaurant? All I could tell him, was that if he wants to do a deposition at a restaurant, I guess we can have it a restaurant."
Dear Dr. Orly.
This is what is called a "brush off".
Thank you.
Sincerely - Reality.
"He proceeded to introduce me to the public. He was actually nice and complementary. He told the public that I am an attorney, that I am going after Obama. Everybody started clapping, I waived to the public. At that point I figured, I’ll use the opportunity to announce my campaign. I grabbed the mic from Phil Libertori, who was standing next to Joe and announced that I am running for the US senate against Feinstein."
Again:
"Later, when Arpaio asked for more questions, I asked, when will he submit a report. He looked surprised and asked what report. I stated “When will you submit an official report with Obama investigation results to the District Attorney for prosecution?” Arpaio said ” I don’t need to submit to no District Attorney” I asked “So, where will you submit it?” He became really evasive and said that he did not finish his investigation and he does not know yet."
Those of us in the reality-based community know damn well that there's not a snowball's chance in hell that Corsi would allow Arpaio to present their pile of debunked crap to any district attorney or attorney general. Not only because they would be laughed out of the office, but because Corsi knows damn well that getting ANY of their lies in a courtroom would be the kiss of death to all their claims.
Dr. Orly, however, doesn't live in reality.
Face the facts Dr. Orly.
He's just not into you.
Jerome Corsi owns the keys to Arpaio's heart.
"Last time I ran, there was a big tea party meeting at a nearby Victorville. There were some 700 people and 75% according to the straw poll taken after the event, voted for me. Later the vote was flipped, they announced that my opponent got 74%. I saw the same flipping of the vote in Nevada in Angle-Reid race.So, I instructed a number of people that there might be a flipping of the vote. I advised them to create a sign in sheets of voters, letting them know how they will vote. If the numbers look flipped or any other way wrong, we will be able to go after the state and the Sec of State."
Oh look. She's already setting things up to sue when she loses. How cute.
5 May - Convicted forger and felon Lucas Smith tries to take credot for the Missouri Birther Bill.
"With something in the neighborhood of two weeks left for the Missouri Senate to pass (or not pass) the bither bill I can’t be held accountable."
Why would you?
"In early April I had my first conversation with Whistler and he asked my about the letter that I sent to Nancy Pelosi back in 2010. I then informed him that he was referring to a letter that I sent to every single member of US Congress, each individually addressed.
He then asked my if I had heard anything back from Congress and if so what.
He also asked me if my the Kenyan birth certificate was a ‘dead issue’ now.
At any rate, he informed me that he was a part of an organization (he also gave the name of the organization) in the St. Louis, Missouri area who were working on getting a birther bill passed in Missouri and that the said bill had already passed the Missouri House.
I informed Dave Whistler that I would bring Obama’s 1961 Coast Province General Hospital, Mombasa, British Protectorate of Kenya, Certificate of Birth (2009 certified copy) to Missouri and give my testimony before the Missouirs Senate."
Well, it's not quite on par with his "Dear Penthouse Letters" court filing, but it's still not what I would call "believable".
"Whistler then went on to ask my, in a cryptic like manner, of my dealings, if any, with Orly Taitz.I talked on the telephone with Dave Whistler on two separate occasions. He informed me that he would get back to me if he and his organization need my help.
I suspect that it might be possible that Whistler has spoken with Orly Taitz and perhaps even Jim Byrne (aka mocorrupt).
I haven’t heard back from Whistler again. If the bill (which even if passed would not affect the 2012 election because it’s designed to not go into effect until 2016) doesn’t pass I won't be to blame."
Why? Because you weren't given a chance to show your unverified footie certificate to a state house??
6 May - DUI attorney Mario Apuzzo seems to think that Christopher-Earl Strunk got a bad deal from the courts.
"On Monday, May 7, 2012, at 2:30 p.m., pro se litigant, Christopher Earl Strunk, will have to show cause before Hon. Arthur M. Schack, at Part 27, in Room 479, 360 Adams Street, Brooklyn, New York 11201, why he should not be made to pay for the defendants’ attorneys’ fees in his case in which he claims that putative President Barack Obama is not an Article II “natural born Citizen” because he was not born to citizen parents. There are many attorneys involved and one can just imagine the size of the bill that they will present to the Court."
Well, since Strunk was suing everyone in sight plus their cat, this isn't surprising.
"Here are the facts that give rise to Strunk’s legal action. Pro se litigant, Christopher Earl Strunk, commenced his election challenge case in the Supreme Court of the State of New York by filing a complaint on March 22, 2011, in which he alleged “breach of state constitutional fiduciary duty by the NEW YORK( STATE BOARD OF ELECTIONS and public officer defendants; denial of equal protection for voter expectation of a correct ballot; denial of substantive due process for voter expectation of a correct ballot; interference with the right to a republican form of government by the two Jesuit defendants and defendant F.A.O. SCHWARZ, JR., "
He sued a TOY STORE???
"Judge Schack also dismissed Strunk’s complaint on the ground that it was both factually and legally frivolous."
Apuzzo should be very familiar with factually and legally frivolous lawsuits.
7 May - Looks like Walter Fitzpatrick is back in court. Wonder if he wore his sailor suit. Again.
"Walter Fitzpatrick III first popped on the scene a few years ago declaring the Monroe County Grand Jury is an illegal entity and had no jurisdiction over him.
He hasn't changed his mind.
Fitzpatrick was in Monroe County Criminal Court Friday for a status hearing and hit the ground running, declaring the grand jury indictment against him a counterfeit and stating he had no idea why he was even in court.
And while Judge Walter Kurtz told him the charges against him were listed in the indictment, the actual charge against him was never said in court. Fitzpatrick, 60, is charged with tampering with government records after he allegedly left the courthouse with a copy of a listing of the grand jury members last December."
7 May - Irony, thy name is Dr. Orly (malware and redirect warning)
"EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BAR COMPLAINT AGAINST ATTORNEYS FOR DEMOCRATIC PARTY FOR SUBMITTING TO COURT FORGED DOCUMENTS. DEMAND FOR SANCTIONS
Posted on | May 7, 2012"
Why do I get the feeling this boils down to "Wahh, they said mean things about me???"
"COMPLAINT FOR MORAL TURPITUDE, UTTERING OF FORGED DOCUMENTS WITH AN INTENT TO DEFRAUD THE COURT AND WITH AN INTENT TO DEFRAUD THE PUBLIC"
Someone who was bouncing CEL3 in the dental chair o' luv shouldn't talk about "moral turpitude".
"AGAINST ATTORNEYS
SAMUEL BEGLEY, MEMBER OF THE MS BAR
(snip)
SCOTT J. TEPPER
PRO HAC VICE MEMBER OF THE CA BAR"
Someone seriously has her panties in a knot, and I'm not even all the way into the complaint.
"On 05.04.2012 attorneys Samuel Begley, member of the Mississippi Bar (Hereinafter Begley) and Scott J. Tepper, member of the California Bar, admitted in Mississippi pro hac vice (Hereinafter Tepper) submitted a motion in the case
CIVIL ACTION NO. 3:12cv280-HTW-LRA which contained documents (motion for a judgment on the Pleadings and Exhibits) , which represent forgeries(long Form Birth Certificate) (Exhibit 1). Begley and Tepper requested for such forgeries to be accepted by the court for a judicial notice and ruling on the pleadings. Begley and Tepper acted knowingly, with malice and with moral turpitude, with an intent to defraud the court and to defraud the public at large."
O RLY??
"Tepper and Begley had in their possession:
1. Sworn testimony for a computer expert Felicito Papa, attesting that a document in question, an alleged copy of a long form birth certificate is a computer generated forgery (Exhibit 2)
2. Public announcement and press conference by Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona and investigator Zullo, advising the public that the long form birth certificate in question is a forgery (Exhibit 3)
3. Sworn testimony by a senior deportation officer John Sampson, attesting to the fact that the document in question is a forgery (Exhibit 4)
4. Sworn testimony by a scanning and copying machines expert Douglas Vogt, attesting to the fact that the document in question is a forgery. (Exhibit 5)
5. Begley and Tepper knew that neither the original document not a certified copy of a long form birth certificate in question was ever provided to any court of law and were never authenticated. (Exhibit 6)
6. Tepper and Begley submitted those documents in order to defraud honorable US District Judge Henry Travillion Wingate and Honorable Magistrate judge Linda R. Anderson and in order to defraud the public at large, as well as to dispose of a valid legal action brought by the plaintiffs."
Oh, now this is good. She's filing a bar complaint because they showed the court evidence that past judges have failed to buy into her steaming piles o' taitz, and that Begley and Tepper refuse to believe her legal dingo droppings either.
"PRAYER FOR RELIEF:
MATTER AT HAND SHOULD BE EXPEDITIOUSLY PROSECUTED DUE TO NATIONAL IMPORTANCE. ATTORNEYS SAMUEL BEGLEY AND SCOTT J. TEPPER SHOULD BE SEVERELY SANCTIONED OR DISBARRED FOR ACTING WITH MALICE AND MORAL TURPITUDE AND SUBMITTING TO THE COURT OF LAW FORGED DOCUMENTS WITH AN ATTEMPT TO DEFRAUD THE COURT AND TO DEFRAUD THE PUBLIC."
So basically:
"Wahhh, they showed the court that I'm an ignorant twitwaffle that uses evidence no court to date has accepted! I DEMAND you do SOMETHING!!! SCREECH!!!!"
Hey, wait a minute! Dr. Orly herself believes that attorneys who enter false evidence into court records should be sanctioned and/or disbarred.
I can get behind that. Now if only the ethics board for the State of California Bar Association wasn't hanging around with Bigfoot, Unicorns, and other mythical creatures....
7 May - Dr. Orly also has a mad at World Nut Daily (malware and redirect warning)
"I got a lengthy e-mail from a reader Carol Hugenberg, who wrote that that she believes that Farah and Corsi, who are running WND, are really working to remove Obama.
I would like to know if anyone believes that if they were serious about removing Obama, would they do what they are doing now?
Would they promote in WND my opponent in the Senate run and be silent about the most explosive RICO action? If they really wanted to remove Obama, would they be stabbing me in the back, as they are doing it now?
Is there anyone who believes that decent human beings believe in such a way?"
We're not talking about decent human beings here, we're talking about Joseph Farah and Jerome Corsi, both of which are fully capable of selling their families+dog into prostitution is they thought they could make a buck and some political points off of it.
"If Arpaio wanted Obama out, why did he have his attorney write me a letter that it was too burdensome for him to fly to trial in GA, buton the other hand it is not too burdensome for him to fly all over the country to fundraisers to promote official establishment candidates."
Because the last thing Arpaio or Corsi wants is to have to defend their debunked claims in a courtroom.
"If Bob Nelson, who runs ORYR (Obama release your records) was really on our side, would he be limiting himself to publishing only defamatory pleadings coming from the Democratic party, from my opponents, without publishing my pleadings, particularly RICO?"
Because even some birthers are realizing you're a nitrous-addled wackadoodle??
7 May - Let's take a quick peek at Dr. Kate's buddy Lame Cherry.
"If you children would like to know the name of Barack Hussein Obama Osseiran's birth mother, She is called Jugun Ianfu."
"Jugun Ianfu" was the term the Imperial Japanese Army gave the so-called "comfort women" they forced into sexual slavery during World War II. So already we're seeing some of Lame Cherry's issues - race and sexuality - come out to play.
"The enslavement, rape and work to death murder of the Asian woman is nothing new. For the "never again" chants now "Obama again" in his, Osseiran Shia Muslim merchants and Jewish Ashkenaz collaborators "
Oh look, we have Lame Cherry's anti-semitism out as well.
"Jugun Ianfu. is though the name of the nameless prostitution mother of Barack Obama Osseiran who died of Yellow Fever, as
One would think a humanitarian like Obama would as Mrs. Clinton care about these Asians being whored to death as children, and yet not one issue is ever raised of this, because Obama was a son of a whore, whored hisself and the last thing Obama ever desires is to have any focus on his Indonesian roots.
Obama never did go to Kenya as occupier of the White House, but the rest of Africa. He went to Indonesia though to mark his birthplace there.
Obama is a registered Kenyan, an illegal papered America, but his majority bloodlines are Indonesian. He is Barack Hussein Dunham, Obama, Soebarkah Osseiran Jugun Ianfu.
Obama looks Asian, because he is Asian.
Obama bowed to the Japanese Emperor, because Japan were his former whore masters in his family. Yeah another Lame Cherry exclusive!!!
The dirty little son of a whore bastard. Barack Hussein Osseiran, the Islamocommunist bred to serve the cartel in raping America, murdering all competition and making a slave racket out of the world."
National Geographic doesn't have anywhere near the number of issues that Lame Cherry does.
7 May - "Birther Report" decides to rub Dr. Orly's nose in the fact she doesn't have discovery.
"Anonymous said…[Reply] When is the court date for this?? We only have 5 months before the election. I am real disappointed in the birther movement. I thought there would be more blogs,more information,and more activity 5 months before the election. Me and other people think that we have been played for fools. I thought by now we would have proof of his indonesian citizenship and proof that he was born in kenya. THAT IS THE ONLY WAY HE WILL BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE BEFORE THE ELECTION!!! The exact same thing that was going on last year at this time is still going on. WE HAVE NOT MADE ANY PROGRESS!! May 7, 2012 12:40 PM"
Actually you haven't made any process in almost four years now, but minor details…..
"Covert Informant said…[Reply] This was a big blunder for Orly. She got confused on her filings. Nothing was enforceable. May 7, 2012 12:57 PM"
When has she ever been not confused on her filings??
Wait, what? Orly, really? I know you never disappoint, but...really? You went THERE?
Where's the freakin' popcorn.
Posted by: Estiveo | May 07, 2012 at 08:33 PM
Just an FYI, You made a typo in the section dealing with the Anti Defamation League. You wrote definition instead of defamation.
Posted by: jayray | May 07, 2012 at 11:45 PM
Every time I read more, I think they can't possibly go any more crazy than they already have and yet they go a bit farther still. The mind boggles at the length and depth they have already traveled. There is no more hidden tones of racism, but instead blatant, hate-filled racist rants. These are the people to be worried about. They are so deep in their hatred, they can't see reason if it hit them in the face. They are the ones who would bring done this country if they could do so, just to further their crazed beliefs. No wonder the Secret Service has been so busy!
Posted by: MTinMO | May 07, 2012 at 11:55 PM
> He is Barack Hussein Dunham, Obama, Soebarkah Osseiran Jugun Ianfu.
These people really are obsessed with made-up names, aren't they?
Posted by: The Magic M | May 08, 2012 at 02:00 AM
Mr. McKinion -
You have been told repeatdly that your presence is required at a Constitutional Citizens Grand Jury to be hold on May 14, in the year of our Lord 2012. It is now four days from that trial.
I reminding you that you have been identied as the publisher of the blog "Bad Fiction", a Obama/Soetoro apologist and propaganda source dedicted to the promotion of lies and the destruction of the united States of America.
Futhermore, you have been identied as a citizen of the State of Washington, a state in union within the grouping known as the united States of America.
Because this, we, your fellow citizens of the State of Washington, under the Constituion of the State of Washington and the united States Constituion, do hereby convine and proclaim a Citizens Grand Jury to hear the claim that you have committed treason against the State of Washington and the united States.
We, your neighbors taking part in said Citizens Grand Jury, have ordered you to prepare and make available to us all documentation and evidence to deterine your guilt or innocense in these charges.
Failure to appear will be seen as guilt, and the Washington State Grand Jury will recommend to a constitutional citizens court the appropriate punishment for such guilt.
As such, you have bee requested and ordered to present yourself at the Dennys Restaurant in Pullman, Washington, at 8:30am.
I remind you that this is a Constituional Grand Jury and you will treat this with all due respect due such. Tardiness, slovenly dress, or the poor hygine common with your fellow liberals will be regarded as disrepect to your fellow citizens and this Grand Jury, and will be treated as such.
You will maintain proper behavior towards your fellow Citizens and the united States Constituion at all times. You are allowd all appropriate legal Constituional sources to defend yourself, including the united States Constituion, Maga Carta, the King James Bible, and all accepted sources of Natural Law. You will not be allowed to bring a member of the British Accredited Registry (BAR) or use the Uniform Commerical Code in your defence. This is a Constituional Grand Jury, not an Admirality court.
Failure to obey this summons will be seen as a admision of guilt and appropriate sentance will be rendered upon to you, by law enforcement, milita, or other dudly appointed Constituional sources.
Fail not this Constituional charge at your own risk and peril.
Sincerly
Foreman, Washington Citizens Grand Jury.
Posted by: Washington State Grand Jury | May 10, 2012 at 04:54 PM
For a bunch so insistant on the precise minutae of the text, they sure can't spell worth a damn.
Posted by: Lancelot Link | May 11, 2012 at 02:10 AM
Sorry, insistent.
Posted by: Lancelot Link | May 11, 2012 at 02:12 AM
"Washington State Grand Jury" - Obvious troll is obvious.
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | May 11, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Those "dudly" appointed Constitutional sources are the scariest.
If you're not careful you may be convicted of scary liberalism.
Posted by: katahdin | May 11, 2012 at 05:40 PM