In today's dispatches, the biggest news is, of course, the return of tribble mobility scooter and giant blowhard Donald Trump to the steppes of birtherstan. With the undead ferret glued to his scalp, Trump has gone full-tilt birther.
In response to his supporter, financial contributor, and campaign surrogate Donald Trump's ear-piercing birther screeching and outright lies, Mitt Romney shows the same level of backbone and leadership skills one would expect to find in a vat of plankton.
We have some birthers debating between hanging or beheading for President Obama, including some law enforcement jokes about "taking out" the First Family. Rudy Davis throws his Dallas birtherpoolza, with James Manning, Dr. Orly, Miki Booth, and a very special message from Terry Lakin being feted and praised by tens of people.
New Hampshire state rep Harry Accornero shows his patriotic spirit by denouncing the military for not overthrowing the scary black man. Mitt Romney not only ignores the birthers associated with his campaign, but releases his own COLB that wouldn't pass the sniff test if the birthers actually showed any consistency whatsoever.
Mike Zullo and Jerome Corsi find "exciting new news" from Hawaii, which sounds more like "what, this crap again???" And the current GOP seems to think that pandering to birthers is fun!