Listen to internet radio with R C on Blog Talk Radio
If you're    ready for a zombie apocalypse, then you're ready for any emergency.    emergency.cdc.gov
Blog powered by TypePad

Become a Fan

« Dispatches From Birtherstan - 14-15 June 2012 | Main | Recipe - Crispy Spicy Chicken »

June 18, 2012

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.typepad.com/services/trackback/6a00e553b3b3a78833017615979854970c

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Dispatches From Birtherstan - 16-18 June 2012:

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Washington Citizens Grand Jury.

Mr. McKinion -

As you had ignored our summons to appear at our Citizens Grand Jury hearing on May 14, in the year of our Lord 2012, we had no choice but to render charges against you for sedition, treason, and attainer.

The charges will be presented to dudly constituted Tenth Amendment Trial of your fellow citizens there to determine appropriate punishment for such guilt and actions. Should the trial find you guilty, then a citizens warrant will be issued for your arrest and inprisonment pending execution of sentence. Said warrant and execution of sentence to be rendered upon you by by law enforcement, milita, or other dudly appointed Constituional sources.

Your fellow citizens of the State of Washington, a state in union within the grouping known as the united States of America have spoken.

May the words of Psalm 109:8 rest upon you.

Sincerly Foreman, Washington Citizens Grand Jury.

Shay

Gee, Pat...a gutless anonymous coward who thinks he/she/it is in charge of something doesn't like you much.

Patrick McKinnion

Shay - I think they're fumigating under the bridge again.

Jeff Robison

Nice touch there with that Psalm 109:8 nonsense.

How apropos that they want to have a 'dudly' constituted kangaroo court for you. The inevitable guilty 'verdict' to be rendered between the serving of the orange juice and the second plate of waffles, no doubt.

I suppose the fact that one couldn't commit treason against an individual state is completely lost on these people, eh?

Regardless, I am jealous of you, sir. I want to be named as a defendant in one of these half-assed trials someday. I wish to show up with family and friends and laugh at whomever conducts the enquiry whilst heartily eating my eggs and bacon!

Naeko

Klayman states in interview:
“The evidence shows that he was most likely born in Kenya. In fact, when he came to this country he used a different name and on some of the documentation he submitted he stated that he was a foreigner, not an American and that way he qualified for a certain type of financial aid and other aid and his first name was Barry Soetoro. He did not go by the name Barack Obama,” Klayman said.
“Plus the birth certificate as analyzed, we’ve never seen an original copy. No one has, and experts who have looked at that birth certificate and these are in the affidavits in the court file show that birth certificate was likely forged and altered as well as his social security card and other methods of identification.” .
.
if this is his proof, then Klayman has lost the case.

Thomas Brown

re: "Sincerly Foreman, Washington Citizens Grand Jury."

Attainder. Duly. Sincerely. And you tender charges; you do not render them... unless they are made of hog fat. Which, come to think of it...

You presume to pass judgement on fellow citizens, yet you are dumber than navel lint. You can't spell, and have no knowledge of the legal system or the Constitution. You are a bloviating, inconsequential, impotent and delusional buffoon, an embarrassment to your State and Country.

There is no such thing as a Tenth Amendment Trial. If you try and arrest anyone, the real police will come lock y'all up. How I wish there actually were FEMA camps to chuck you into, never to be seen again. A Wingnut Oubliette. Good times!

Until we can come up with a way to hide you away somewhere, please do America a favor and take a long walk off a short pier.

The Magic M

> He won’t be able to get elected dogcatcher, when we’re done with him

I've seen this meme a lot recently in Birtherstan. So either birthers are real parrots or, as I've often claimed, their actual number is much smaller than the number of accounts posting at WND (i.e. sock puppets).

> or other *dudly* appointed Constituional sources

*lol* Another birther fool making a Freudian slip...

Rcradioblog.wordpress.com

Pat


Do you know if your trial will be held at a Dennys? I haven't had a grand slam breakfast in a long time and it might be worthwhile to cover it live for RC Radio.

Dean

Dreams of My Real Father?Frank Davis Marshall Birther win?

The comments to this entry are closed.

Bad Tips

Help my blog?

Tip Jar

Crazy Internet People

Barackryphal

Obama Conspiracy Theories

Oh, For Goodness Sake

Reality Check | Blog Talk Radio Feed

Reality Check Radio Blog

Rumproast

Thunderhaven

Turning the Scale