In today's dispatches, Carl Swensson is looking for some new buddies to tattle on. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi's roommate fantasy is getting attention - of the mocking variety. Dr. Kate is projecting like a 13 screen multiplex. Mark Gillar lets Dr. Orly rant and ramble.
Miki Booth is her usual charming self (by which I mean petty, nasty, and demanding) at one of the US senators from her state. Sam Sewell and Jerry Collette find another idiot to test their pre-failed "can't fail" DIY kit. Dr. Orly gets told "no" again and gets unhinged as a result. Gary Kreep is trying to find $ome $uckers to cough up $ome ca$h.
Dr. Orly is waiting for the call from the GOP to give her prime-time convention speech. George Miller, fake Black Army Captain Pam Barnett, and Robert Laity are upset over the fact the Federal Election Committee told them "no." Tribble mobility scooter and Mitt Romney surrogate Donald Trump opens his yap again.
25 July - Ah, Carl Swensson. He sure LOVES to talk a big game, doesn't he??
"Reply by Carl Swensson on July 25, 2012 at 11:36amHello gentlemen,
My name is Carl and I joined this group because the time is rapidly approaching when we must know who can be counted on to resist this foreign and alien form of government as it presses us into a corner. I sense the impending calamity is being hastened…
First, I have never been in the military but do keep firearms. I am 60 years old, own my own Computer Company and have for the past 22 years. My talents will be in the arena of electronics. My fighting skills are minimal but, then again, I've never been cornered and can only hope to be a quick study.
I do know many who are in loose bands of militia here in GA and some may already be here. If any of you recognize me then let me know.
I am resourceful and believe that I can help in areas concerning water purification as a start.
Don't know what else to add here but we'll figure this out as we move forward. I can say that time is not our friend and whatever glue that needs to be applied had best be applied now so that a plan can emerge that we can begin to live with.
Communication is a must. Locations to meet, another must. Adherence to the Dick Act of 1902 should be required and beyond that, I'm open to any and all suggestions."
The militia group in question might want to talk to Darren Huff and Walter Fitzpatrick about how much "help" Carl Swensson can be. (though, to be fair, the FBI found him VERY helpful…..)
6 August - At the New Civil Right's Movement, commentary on swift boat liar Jerome Corsi's college ring fantasy.
"Jerome Corsi, a radical right wing Tea Party author and conspiracy theorist, in this just-released video “reported” for his website, 1776 Nation, asks — and all but positively states that — President Obama is hiding that he’s gay or bisexual, and spends over ten minutes positing that a young Barack Obama may have been married to his Harvard Pakistani roommate."
6 August - Corsi's little fantasy is getting noticed, but maybe not in the way the Human Face Rash wanted.
"Barack Obama, the terrorist-anti-white-Christian-secret-Muslim-gay-married-to-a-Pakistani! Of course that doesn’t even cover the fact that he’s not really a U.S. Citizen… Proof? Of course there’s proof!
Just watch this chilling, not at all insane video"
*Chuckle*
They have a point though:
"But clearly, there’s no way for this president to appease the right. With this latest “theory,” they’ve had Obama personally engaging in every behavior they either hate or fear. He’s been a Nazi, a commie, a Kenyan, a Muslim, an ‘Angry Black Man,’ and now; not just a proponent of same-sex marriage, but a practitioner of it. And with a foreigner, to boot. They have literally assigned him every single quality they despise."
6 August - I suspect that Dr. Kate is projecting something fierce.
"drkate
August 6, 2012 at 8:16 pm
Obama is trying very hard to rile us up in any way but the ballot box. Keep your powder dry, Patriots. Let him continue to expose himself as the ugly, sinful, satanic entity that he is."
Not to mention some denial and paranoia:
"Jan Rogers August 6, 2012 at 10:16 pmThe polls are lying. boat is so far behind they won’t be able to mess with the voting machines bad enough to get a win, so, since he won’t want to give up his lavish life style, he’ll openly declare Martial Law, have the UN troops going door to door to confiscate guns, close the banks and the borders so no one can leave, pull all passports, and the list goes on. Next will be a huge power failure.
We virtually have no food this year, what the floods didn’t destroy HAARP is in the process of frying.
When you get hungry or your kids are hungry, will you take the chip?
These are purely evil basta**s."
"heather
August 7, 2012 at 9:54 am
I sure don’t see these poll #s as true. People everywhere hate him so he is out voted and Romney is winning. These polls are liars plain and simple–a distraction to get our votes IMO. Not gonna work, we the people are wise to him and know his tricks."
Aren't these the same people who refuse to pay attention to any news source that doesn't meet with the Dr. Kate seal of approval??
And then there's the usual calls for revolt:
"no-nonsense-nancy
August 7, 2012 at 10:29 am
Tyrant is right, Kate. Who would have thought that we would end up right back where the founding fathers were, BEFORE the American Revolution! We have it to do all over again. At least they gave us our Constitution so we don’t have to write that again. We just have to fight to get it back.
I just spent a vacation in our heartland and was very distressed to see how scorched the “breadbasket” is. The corn fields in Missouri are pathetic. Having a connection in Dallas and flying up to SD I could see how dry the land is. I think I even saw some dry river beds. Are the rivers dry? I think I was flying over Oklahoma when I thought I saw dry rivers, Heather. It’s real shame and very scary."
6 August - And at Huffington Post:
"In what may be the most eyebrow-raising reaction to President Obama's controversial pro-gay marriage stance to date, a right wing Tea Party author and conspiracy theorist is claiming that Obama himself might be secretly gay or bisexual."This is something I've accumulated a great deal of evidence on -- the evidence, I think, is very strong," Jerome Corsi states in a new video. "The question is not to condemn Obama here for being bisexual or gay, if that's in fact what he is, but to wonder why he's gone to the extent of hiding it…what's the duplicity? What's the hypocrisy?"
7 August - Wonkette notes that they predicted The Human Face Rash's fantasy about the college ring on Barack Obama's finger on 24 July.
"As you may recall, Your Wonkette recently tackled the thorny question of young Barack Obama’s mysterious ring, which super-smart citizen-investigator Dr. Jerome Corsi, PhD, has pointed out, he wore even though he was not married!!! Rejecting the obvious explanation, which is that young Barry was simply so super-sexxxay that he needed something to hold the ladies at bay (or maybe he just liked wearing a ring, which is, we know, a stretch), we decided it might be amusing to play off Corsi’s nuttiness in a True Confessions first-person piece, from the perspective of Barry’s secret first wife, and then, for the lulz, to make it a secret first they wife, who he married in Pakistan during his spy mission.Loyal Wonketteers, we are pleased to announce that we are psychic"
8 August - Jesus' General has fun with Corsi's fantasy.
"But as impressive as this revelation is, one has to wonder why you stopped with Obama simply being homosexualist married to a Pakistani Islamite? Surely, with a little more research, you could have proven that the OBAMUNIST USURPER was married to a male Mexican Muslim African-Pakistanian union organizer who sprang from an unholy union between Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev, Madame Mao, and the huge "Hairy Nikita" stuffed bear that was on display in the center window at GUM Peoples' Tractor Works, Shot Put Steroid, and Plush Bear Collective #3 ( ГУМ Народов тракторного завода, толкание ядра стероидов, и Плюшевый медведь коллективной № 3) just off Moscow's Red Square.
Spend another three minutes researching this. Let's get it right."
8 August - From his seat on the green-screened bridge of the Starship Boobyprize, Mark Gillar allows Dr. Orly to, once again, claim premature victory in her Indiana Birther Ballot Jihad.
Dr. Orly must have taken an extra big hit off the nitrous tank, because I don't think she paused for breath once. She also seems to think she can unleash her ravening packs of undead subpoenas again on everyone + dog + kitchen sink.
Oh, and lookie at the comments
"My only question is, when all is said and done and the usurper 0buma receives the death penalty, should it be by "lethal injection", "death by hanging" or the "electric chair"? The truth is I don't care. If he receive the death penalty, they can put him down like a mad dog.
Regardless, all I need to do is put my champagne on ice.
Americanrevolution02 16 hours ago "
"Once again, arrest, try, convict and execute the usurper 0buma for treason. The more people that exercise their 1st amendment right and call for the EXECUTION of the usurper 0buma the sooner it will happen. The usurper 0buma is a worthless piece of shit.
Americanrevolution02 in reply to YTRedActed (Show the comment) 3 hours ago"
"I'm not debating you. The facts are out there.
ARREST, TRY, CONVICT AND EXECUTE THE USURPER 0BUMA FOR HIGH TREASON NOW!
I'm ready to celebrate when the usurper 0buma receives the death penalty.
Americanrevolution02 in reply to YTRedActed (Show the comment) 4 hours ago"
"Thank God for Orly Taitz & Mark Gillar and countless others who will not give up for the truth to be exposed.
Show US the MICROFILM Barrage O'trauma, you will see justice prevail and when this day comes when your indicted prosecuted I hope the penalty of judgement will be extended to the fullest under the rule of law, it will be a Kodak moment when your cuffed and stuffed hope it's Joe Arpaio who gets to cuff you there is a vacancy reserved just for you !
dnnylee 9 hours ago "
"The problem we have is 99.9 percent of non whites have no problem with obama, whether he is legal or not legal to hold POTUS. About 99 percent of the Jews love obama and hate christian Conservative values Then 99.9 percent of white youth and probably 50% of whites adults are liberal dems and don't care anymore about the rules for eligibility.So even if it is exposed no one cares to enforce anything.
After all this i have come to see the America you and i want is gone. We do live in a NWO
ProudBirther in reply to Americanrevolution02 (Show the comment) 16 hours ago "
What a charming mix of death threats and open racism……
8 August - Raw Story ALSO reports on Corsi's latest brain fart.
"His Pakistani roommate, whom we also went to Pakistan with, from Occidental, seems to have been — take a look at pictures of he and his roommate together — Obama had all these roommate pictures, seems to be sitting about on the guy’s lap,” Corsi explained. “I’ve not seen a lot of roommate pictures where two guys are that chummy. The issue is again, not an issue that we want to raise in terms of criticizing the homosexuality or the bisexuality or whatever Obama’s true inclinations are, the issue is why does he have to lie about this too.”
The comments though are fun.
" MynameisBlarney"After having watched 1000's of hours of hardcore gay prons, I think I've picked up enough of The Gay to be able to tell that Obama was once married to a man from Pakistan."
Jerome Corsi
" Thomas Lee Brown
Just as I suspected. There ARE NO PICTURES of BHO sitting on his roommate's lap. There is ONE, as in ONE picture of him sitting on a sofa close to his roommate, but that's because there's a bunch of laundry or something piled on the other end.
Yeesh. CORSI IS A LIAR. That's the sum of it.
" FlatBaroque CollapseI have proof that Jerome Corsi has a fetish wherein he cannot remove his left thumb from his buttonhole. Just look at the photo above. You cannot see his left hand, can you?
Look, I'm not condemning a man because his greatest pleasure in life is to keep his left thumb warm in his own buttonhole, I'm just wondering why he would go to such lengths to hide that from the public.
8 August - Miki Booth was her usual charming self at Sen. Tom Coburn's town hall on 7 August in Claremore, OK.
"I asked if he gets his research from the Congressional Research Service (Alinsky-style misinformation service) and he said ‘yes, and also Snopes and Factcheck and they have debunked the issue time and again.’ He said to me, “YOU don’t get to talk anymore! Ask your question. Wev’e already wasted enough time on this and its not going to solve anything. There’s more important stuff to work on.” I said, “So we should just let him get away with it?” He answered, “He won’t get away with it. No one ever gets away with it.” He got very angry and shouted me down, said I was taking away the right of others to speak. My question was “Will you call Sheriff Joe Arpaio and hear his evidence?” He said “yes.”
The so-called Town Hall was really a Sen. Coburn SUCK-UP FEST. People that were with me got distracted when they heard people saying nasty things about me when I wouldn’t stand down. Saying stuff like “Shut-up bitch!”
Coburn confirmed he would call when he has time. I asked him as to when that might be and he said when he gets back to D.C. in about 3 weeks."
Oh, and she's starting to be just as much an attention whore as other birtherstani.
"There’s more…If you know any reporters or radio show hosts who wants to interview me for more of what happened…have them email me at (redacted) or leave a message at (redacted). I will screen messages."
9 August - You remember Sam Sewell and Jerry Collette's "can't fail" DIY lawsuit? The one that failed in Flordia??
Well, it's gone on the road to Kentucky.
"Todd House, M.D. of Louisville, KY, a candidate for President of the United States, has filed an action in Kentucky Circuit Court challenging Barack Obama's eligibility for the office of the President and therefore the presence of his name on the ballot in Kentucky.
In many ballot challenge cases elsewhere, courts have ruled that ordinary citizens cannot bring a ballot challenge, saying that such citizens have no "standing." Kentucky, however, has a statute, KRS 118.176, that specifically allows any voter to challenge the bona fides of a candidate.
Furthermore, our plaintiff, Todd House, is also registered with the Kentucky Secretary of State as a write in candidate for President. Consequently, he has greater potential for harm from a candidate, who is not bona fide, being on the ballot. This gives him standing beyond that of an ordinary citizen. We are also using the other causes of action from the Do It Yourself Ballot Challenge Kit. "
Why don't you ask Van Irion and John Dummett how well that argument worked out for them?
"Todd is an entrepreneur, physician, libertarian and, most importantly, a Constitutionalist. He is a business owner, father of five and a decorated veteran. He served as a flight surgeon in both the US Navy and US Air Force where he achieved the rank of Lieutenant Colonel. "
You mean like Terry Lakin did?
"Sam Sewell, head of the ballot challenge group reminds patriots nationwide, “If we file enough similar cases, then we have a better chance of finding that one courageous judge we need to be victorious."
In other words, judge shopping.
9 August - Once again, Dr. Orly hears a familiar word, that being "no". This time, it's for her petition for an en banc hearing with the DC Court of Appeals in her lawsuit against the Selective Service Administration.
(Scribd link here)
"O R D E R
Upon consideration of the petition for rehearing en banc, the supplement thereto,and the absence of a request by any member of the court for a vote, it is
ORDERED that the petition be denied."
9 August - TechDude is gone but his lies live on:
9 August - Over at Birther Report, Sam Sewell makes a claim that Todd House may be more like Terry Lakin than I suspected.
"Sam Sewell said…[Reply]LtCol House is not retired. , Todd left active reserve duty but continues on in service attached to the Individual Ready Reserve where he holds the Rank of Lieutenant Colonel refusing to resign his commission, valuing service to his country above most all else.
August 9, 2012 2:44 PM "
Well, IRR is the next best thing to being a civilian, so….
Oh, and Sam still thinks that the constant, unbroken string of failure the birthers have gone though is actually success.
"Sam Sewell said…[Reply]Here is some of the evidence that the ineligibility movement has been victorious, in spite of all the obstacles erected by “officialdom” and Obama supporters:
• The issue is still here! That is a victory of persistence over corruption! Before the 2008 election the pioneers of the Ineligibility Movement began writing articles and filing legal papers. Attorney Phillip Berg filed a complaint in federal district court on August 21, 2008, against Democratic Party presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama, the Democratic National Committee and the Federal Election Commission, alleging that Obama was born in Mombasa, Kenya and that the "Certification of Live Birth" on Obama's website is a forgery. The main value of what is being done is to expose the corruption of “Obama” and his enablers, and publicize it as widely as possible. Your help is needed for the latter, since the media and officials want this news buried deeply. Keep up the good work with emails, forums and web sites. In spite of all of the efforts to crush the ineligibility issue, it is very much alive and thriving, and there are still many legal cases that are active. A clear victory for the birthers!
Evidence Obama Ineligibility Movement is Winning
http://thesteadydrip.blogspot.com/2012/07/evidence-obama-ineligibility-movement.html
August 9, 2012 7:19 PM "
This is like the jockey of a race standing over the dead corpse of the horse that tripped and broke it's leg out of the starting gate, claiming that they actually won the Kentucky Derby.
At least one person isn't buying it.
"Anonymous said…[Reply]@Sam Sewell
"The issue is still here!"
So are "moon landing is fake" people, "9/11 truthers", Elvis sighting people, grassy knoll people. Yes, birthers are in a selective group.
August 9, 2012 8:12 PM "
Make that two:
"Anonymous said…[Reply]
@Sam Sewell
""The issue is still here!"
So are "moon landing is fake" people, "9/11 truthers", Elvis sighting people, grassy knoll people. Yes, birthers are in a selective group."
1. 6% of Americans believed moon landings fake in 1999:
http://www.gallup.com/poll/3712/landing-man-moon-publics-view.aspx
2. 22% of Americans believed Bush knew of 9/11 attacks in advance in 2007:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polls_about_9/11_conspiracy_theories#cite_note-17
3. 6% of Americans believed Elvis may still be alive in 2002:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,60353,00.html
4. 70% of Americans believe Kennedy's death was the result of a broader plot in 2003:
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1860871_1860876_1861003,00.html
5. 45/46% of Americans are out right birthers or doubt Obama's eligibility in July 2012 (AFTER Obama released his Long-form birth certificate):
http://today.yougov.com/news/2012/07/11/birthers-are-still-back/
http://www.usanewsfirst.com/2012/07/13/poll-46-say-obama-could-be-ineligible/
Buddy, if you think "selective" means insignificant, if you think that birtherism is just a "fringe" belief and can't spoil your beloved re-election of Obama in 2012, then you've got another thing coming!
August 9, 2012 11:29 PM "
9 August - The aptly named Gary Kreep is trying to get some last-minute birther blather in before he becomes a judge. Oh, and some last-minute fund-raising in as well.
"Let me get right to the point. Unless I can raise $14,770 in the next seventy-two hours, I may have to drop ALL of our efforts to get Barack Hussein Obama, Jr., thrown off state election ballots.
Our situation is that serious.
Will you please make an urgent, tax deductible, contribution of $25, $50, $100, $250, $500, $1,000, or even $5,000 to fund these critical lawsuits?
If you care at all about forcing Barack Hussein Obama to comply with the United States Constitution, by either PROVING that he is eligible to run for, and serve as, President, or being kicked off the ballot in key states, I need your help now."
Ye$ $an Diego County, your judge-elect i$ $till cha$ing after tho$e birther buck$ from gullible fool$.
"Mr. Obama's strategy, from day one of this epic battle, has been to force USJF to spend every dime that we have fighting him in court. He believed that ordinary Americans like you would eventually grow tired and stop funding us."
I think the strategy has been more "Gary who??"
"Well, unless I can raise this $14,770 in the next seventy-two hours, Mr. Obama will be proven right.
Unless I can raise this money right away, I will in all probability have to drop our state level lawsuits, and Barack Hussein Obama will never actually have to prove to a state court that he is eligible to be listed on November's ballot."
$o dig deep birther$tani! That PayPal won't click it$elf you know.
9 August - At Dr. Orly's house of malware, the nitrous queen is waiting for that call from the GOP. (malware and redirect warning)
"My nemesis Rachel Maddow of MSNBC inquires whether I should have a speaking slot at the GOP convention? Why not? I’ve done more to expose Obama than everyone speaking at this convention taken together, I guarantee a standing ovation, as I always get at GOP gatherings. Would you like to bet on it Rachel Maddow?Posted on | August 9, 2012"
Ego much Dr. Orly.
Oh, and look at this comment:
" William Blasingame
August 9th, 2012 @ 7:47 am
I wonder if Rachel Maddow understands we will be hunting down every news reporter that covered for obama and charge them with treason, when this is all said and done ? And some might get death sentence or at very least LIFE in prison ?"
9 August - The charming people at Obama Ballot Challenge are starting to get annoyed at the Federal Election Commission.
Now bear in mind that their ballot challenges have been, pretty much, a universal failure. And their Article II Super Duper Extra Crispy PAC hasn't exactly been a huge success either.
So now they're reduced to writing arrogant, demanding, and threatening letters to the FEC.
First, George Miller:
"If FEC believes it doesn’t have the charter to make such a decision unilaterally, it is time for collaboration with other offices of The People. We have now seen the courts point to Congress, Congress point to the courts, the FBI muzzled, DOJ ignoring complaints, DHS doing nothing, the military paralyzed and turning on its own and FEC go AWOL– nobody does anything in the greatest political scandal in U.S. history. Do you want to be remembered as someone who enabled it? For God’s sake, do something besides pass the buck! What the heck are we paying you for, anyway? If this doesn’t justify your existence, then NOTHING will. Resign if you won’t act.
I demand that “Barack Hussein Obama,” or whoever the hell he really is, be barred from any further fundraising, that all amounts collected be confiscated/impounded, by whatever means necessary, including your collaborating with other agencies to accomplish this."
"Wahhh! Why does that uppity darkie have all that money?? I DEMAND you take it from him at once, and I don't care what the law says!! And I want a pony too!!!"
And then there's fake black woman Pamela Barnett.
" Look at the different type faces and the kerning which would not have existed in 1961. Also, African was not a “Race”, the term would have been negro. You can verify this with federal documents also."
You mean federal documents like the 1961 coding book that says the exact opposite??
"You and the other treasonous weasels in our federal government have the potential to be charged with treason, misprision of treason, or conspiracy to commit treason and a host of other crimes.
You may feel safe under the usurper POTUS aka Obama for now, but this evil criminal fraudulent regime will change some day and there is no statute of limitations on treason that I am aware."
How very, very threaty……
And, of course, Robert Laity
"Obama now stands accused of Treason,Election Fraud and other crimes. He supports our enemies through Sharia “Zakat”. Please see 18USC,Part 1,Chapter 115,Sec.2381 and the UCMJ at Art 902.102. Obama is a fraud and a Traitor! I appreciate the fact that you took the time to actually reply to my concerns. Obama is Constitutionally Disqualified to be President. In 2008,Obama ran on the Democratic Party line. McCain ran on the Republican party line. BOTH are not Natural Born Americans,”One born on US Soil of Parents who are both Citizens at the time of one’s birth”. See Minor v. Happersett,USSCt. Obama’s Father was a Brit and McCain was born outside the limits,by treaty,of the Panama Canal Zone,in Colon,Panama. The fact that DQ’d candidates were proffered by BOTH Parties resulted in the co-opting and disenfranchisement of MY vote and the votes of every American. Obama has committed Election Fraud and McCain has as well. Now,in 2012, Obama is running again, Romney’s bona-fides are in question ( was his Father naturalized?) and the parties are AGAIN proffering candidates such as Rubio,Santorum and Jindahl as well as Swartzenegger,who have questionable or prima facie bona-fides questions as Natural-Born Americans. Soliciting Contributions under fraudulent circumstances is am FEC issue."
So what was the response that they got from the FEC that got their panties all in a knot??
"This acknowledges receipt of your email on August 3, 2012, inquiring about a possible violation of the Federal Election Campaign Act of 1971, as amended (“the Act”). Specifically, you request that the Federal Election Commission (“Commission”) prevent President Obama from running for president again. The Commission has jurisdiction over the Act and Chapters 95 and 96 of Title 26, United States Code. After careful review of your email, we have determined that your letter does not state any acts that appear to constitute a violation under our jurisdiction.Sincerely,
Ruth Heilizer
Attorney, Complaints Examination
& Legal Administration"
Once again, the good ship birtherstani runs aground on the shoals of reality.
9 August - Tribble mobility scooter (and Mitt Romney surrogate) Donald Trump shows up at World Nut Daily.
"Trump said the college records are far bigger than tax filings.
“I’ll tell you what. Everyone wants to talk about tax returns. This is bigger than tax returns.
“I think it’s damning. I’ve been saying it for a long time. I mean, he hasn’t proven a thing. This could be one of the great cons of all time so let’s see what happens, but a lot of people want to see those records, and the college records, and in particular the college applications,” he said."
And Trump seems to believe in the magic reset button too.
"Questioned by Gambling about what would happen should the records prove Obama as a foreign exchange student.
“Then he’s not president,” Trump said.
And all the legislation he’s signed.
“You have to figure that out,” he said.
“The fact is that he wouldn’t be president for very long. That would be, like I said, one of the great cons ever perpetrated on this country, or anywhere else,” Trump said."
Trump also has bumped the legal cost up to $4 million.
"He said, “You know, Obama spent over $4 million in legal fees to keep these things quiet"
World Nut Daily actually gets some real facts mixed in:
"Obama’s payments to Perkins Coie covered a variety of legal expenses – not just expenses related to eligibility lawsuits. (Since the FEC isn’t legally required to provide specific details on its forms, Obama’s payment records do not spell out the exact amount he spent on representation in eligibility lawsuits.)
According to a 2011 Roll Call report, DNC National Press Secretary Hari Sevugan claimed Obama “incurred ordinary legal expenses … which are proportional to the unprecedented size of this campaign.”"
9 August - Tom Ballantyne continues to puclically harass Arizona SoS (and Romney state co-chair) Ken Bennett.
"Given that you no doubt watched the Press Conference with great interest, Ken, you are now aware that some 300 independent tests were made by each of two separate digital document experts, to see if they could replicate the image at whitehouse.gov through the process of scanning a document and applying OCR, Optimization, etc., to it. They were, of course – as previously demonstrated – unable to do so."
Well, Ken Bennett was actually there, but that being said, none of those "tests" had any validity because one cannot determine the validity - or existence - of a physical document from an electronic copy. Polland/Polarik made that mistake with the COLB and it heralded his spiral down to madness, the Corsi/Apraio hanger-ons are making the same mistake.
"In the end, Ken, while you shockingly accepted this as “proof positive” that the document was legitimate, now that we know, as a result of Sheriff Arpaio’s findings, resulting from 9 1/2 months of exhaustive investigation (and it was clear before this most recent Press Conference) that the document is NOT legitimate – taking the clearly-parsed word(s) of Alvin Onaka over the completely straightforward evidence of the Sheriff whose office is only blocks from your own – how can you possibly pretend that you are satisfied that candidate Obama is eligible?"
Let's see. Debunked conspiracy theories from Jerome Corsi and Mike Zullo vs the Full Faith and Credit Clause of the US Constitution? US Constitution wins. Next?
"We have not ceased caring about this issue, just because you have chosen to bow to the pressure of the increasingly-obsolete establishment media and the rabid supporters of candidate Obama – both of whom seem to care little for the truth. (Those of us who do would be equally – if not more – outraged if the Republicans were to nominate the Constitutionally-ineligible Marco Rubio as vice-president.) "
"That Romney better not select another non-white, if they know what's good for them, hear??"
10 August - Dr. Orly hits the paranoid phase of her current manic cycle. (malware and redirect warning)
"Help me ID the obots. Obots are trying to mess with my mind by creating IDs and e-mails that are slightly different from e-mails of people who really help me and try to incite me to say something that might anger judges or be found objectionable by the law bar or something that might discredit me. See a note below. The person writing it created an e-mail very similar to one by a supporter, whose name is really Lonnie Wolfe, however this is not her e-mail. They are trying to spread disinformation. You can see typical Alinsky methods, typical ACORN idiots trying to mess with us. Help me ID them and expose them."
10 August - Needless to say, Dr. Orly throws a fit over the appeals court telling her "no". You would think she would be used to it by now. (malware and redirect)
"More evidence of treason in high courts. Help me reach congress and demand a hearing on Obama’s stolen SSN and impeachment of Federal judges committing treason
Posted on | August 10, 2012 "
And that's just the title.
"The rule of thumb, the higher the bureaucrat is, the higher up the judge is, the more corrupt she or he is, but now it goes beyond corruption. This is an outright treason."
Telling Dr. Orly "no" is not treason. It's failure to humor a nutcase.
"As I asked a rehearing, I asked for a decision En Banc, full court.
They stated that the judges of the court of Appeals did not show interest in having the matter heard by the full court."
In other words "what part of NO did you not understand, twit?"
"We are now at the level of Nazi Germany. Flagrant high crimes and misdemeanors are covered up by the corrupt and treasonous judges sitting on high courts."
Oh for pity's sake!! Are we seeing trainloads of birthers being taken to the camps?? Are we seeing birthers hung on piano wire for speaking out against the government?? Are we seeing any violence AGAINST birthers??
Dr. Orly cheapens herself every time she opens her mouth.
"Short of a revolt, I do not know how can this be prosecuted."
Ah, she's on the sedition train again.
"Try to find public appearences by these corrupt judges and try to confront them with questions, “what caused them to commit treason and allow a foreign national with forged and stolen IDs in the White House? Were they: a. threatened, b blackmailed c. bribed d. all of the above?"
And while you're at it, find out what happens when you instigate a campaign of harassment against federal judges.
"…demand an immediate hearing for impeachment of judges of the Court of Appeals who are committing treason against the United States of America. Report them to the DC bar for treason and violation of the professional ethics. Try to get on radio and TV shows under any pretense and speak up and demand criminal prosecution.Time to act is not. Drop anything and everything . the times are dire. You have to act now."
My goodness. She is annoyed.
10 August - And we have L. Todd House's use of the Sewelll/Collette DIY kit.
First, the complaint.
(Scribd link here)
" 30. The presence of defendant Obama’s name on the Kentucky ballot, or his registration as a write in candidate, would injure plaintiff by drawing potential voters who might otherwise vote for plaintiff as a candidate for President"
Somehow I doubt there's much of a chance of that happening.
" Prayer for Relief
Plaintiff prays that this court order relief in his favor as follows:
1.A declaratory judgment setting forth the respective rights of the parties,under the applicable relevant facts, as the court shall find."
And a pony.
"2. Defendants be enjoined from doing any action which would support having the name of defendant Obama, as a candidate for United States President:
a. Printed on ballots in Kentucky; or
b. Listed or counted as a write in candidate in Kentucky;"
And a magical rainbow pony that farts gold glitter.
" 3. Nominal damages of $3.
4. Such other relief as this court deems just and proper."
I suspect the relief he'll be getting is "case dismissed"
Then there's the motion for temporary restraining order.
(Scribd link here)
" As shown below, the TRO is necessary because, without it, there is a high likelihood that defendants Obama and DNC will resist discovery and delay this case, perhaps beyond the November election. "
Funny, I suspect there's a high likelihood that the plaintiff is trying to delay the printing of ballots until AFTER the November election….
"On the other hand, once the TRO in place, defendants Obama and DNC will be more likely to cooperate with the discovery needed to resolve the factual questions necessary to the proper resolution of this case"
Short version - "You better make that BOY show his papers, you hear?"
"Likelihood of Success on the Merits"
I would say, based on previous birther lawsuits, zero.
" Defendants might claim that plaintiff’s case is groundless and ask the court to dismiss this case"
And would be right to do so.
And the exhibits to support the TRO:
(Scribd link here)
Exhibit 1, 2, and 3 - Literary agent press releases (the ones the agency confirms a mistake was made)
10 August - The "Red Dirt Report" pretty much gives Miki Booth a big ol' wet kiss, complete with tonsil action, over her harassment of Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK).
However, there's a couple interesting tell-tales.
“I really think he believes Obama is a Christian,” Booth told Red Dirt Report, adding that as she understands it, Coburn and Obama are “warm friends” and that “they’ve prayed together.” Coburn has even publicly called Obama a "good personal friend."
Which tends to imply that Booth doesn't believe he is. (Not surprising, Booth has said that "Obama scares her", and that "Muslims scare her", so it's not surprising she confuses the two…)
"Regarding the atmosphere in the town hall, Booth told Red Dirt Report that most people in the room were Coburn fans and that it was a “suck-up fest” and that many people were offended that Booth confronted their beloved member of Congress. Booth said people said nasty things about her and told her to “Shut up, bitch” among other things.”
But I thought that the birthers claimed millions of Americans were behind them? If she's getting that reaction IN OKLAHOMA, then one might suspect they don't have the support they claim.
"We asked Booth why Hawaiian authorities have been willing to go along with the fairy tale that is Barack Obama’s early life. For instance, Obama said in a letter that he was born at Kapiolani Maternity and Gynecological Hospital in Honolulu. But the hospital administration has not come out firmly to confirm this.
“The Hawaiians are in lockstep with Chicago,” she said. “Hawaii is the satellite office for Chicago.”
Paranoid and delusional much?
10 August - Found at Birther Report:
"Anonymous said…[Reply]I agree. Don't delay. No time for delay. Attack at every opening. Left jab, right cross. Upper cut. Get this clown out of the white house now. His lies are catching up to him, all we need is more MSM press. Come on abc nbc cvs give up already. Barry isn't worth supporting. He has no heart, he is a liar and I wouldn't let my daughter date a man like him. Would you?
August 10, 2012 12:54 PM "
"No daughter of mine is gonna date some uppity darkie!!!"


Wow...the Birthers just keep increasing the crazy factor beyond ELEVENTY!!!!ZOMG!
Not that their collective mass-freakout hasn't been completely anticipated, as the re-election contest enters its final 90 days...
Let's just hope that they mainly constrain their insane tantrums to online fantasyland and that none of these nuts goes off and tries to cause anyone real harm... that is what I am most concerned about over the next 3+ months...
Posted by: G | August 11, 2012 at 12:22 AM
"That Romney better not select another non-white, if they know what's good for them, hear??"
Or another one of dem damn wimmon!!!
Posted by: SueDB | August 11, 2012 at 03:59 AM
These people are always so worried about UN troops coming to their doors and doing untold - I mean unspecified - horrible things...
how to reassure them? There are no UN troops, they don't exist!! The UN borrows troops from time to time from real countries. Yes you too may be invaded by Canada or Bangladesh or Finland.....
Is that better or worse????
and Doc C kills off thst KY lawsuit beautifully; 'tis doomed!
Posted by: Greenfinches | August 11, 2012 at 10:27 AM
That article that one of the Anonymi cites is kind of fun:
http://www.usanewsfirst.com/2012/07/13/poll-46-say-obama-could-be-ineligible/
Besides the usual birther blather, the writer makes this bold claim: In a separate issue than the birth certificate, impeachment of Obama has begun ... and goes on to claim that Biden, constitutionally the next in line of succession, is out "because of Obama" and that maybe Boehner will become President or maybe, just maybe, it will be the highest-ranking official who has spoken out against Obama.
This must be the controversial Finger-Pointer Amendment, I guess.
Obviously, since the article is dated July 13, 2012, Anonymous must be aware that the claim that Obama is being impeached is so much BS -- but quotes the article anyway.
I'm convinced that these whackadoos don't really believe any of this stuff. They just like the sound of it. Of course, Obama is being impeached right now. And tomorrow and next month, he'll still be in the process of being impeached right now. Because it's more fun than reality.
Posted by: MaryRC | August 11, 2012 at 10:54 AM
"My fighting skills are minimal but, then again, I've never been cornered and can only hope to be a quick study."
Put a warning order out next time, Patrick. I read this and laughed so hard I snorted iced tea up my nose.
This loser couldn't fight off a gerbil.
Posted by: Shay | August 11, 2012 at 09:34 PM