Dispatches From Birtherstan - 20-21 September 2012

Something happened with TypePad, and the entries I spent yesterday adding didn't get saved properly. I have the file on one of my other computers, so I should be able to add them to monday's update. In the meantime, please accept this shortened Dispatches.

Anyway, Gordon Epperly is upset that his case in Alaska was moved, and then dismissed. And he's begging the various birtherstani attorneys to carry on his burning cross for future generations. Another example of how the birtherstani are sunk. The latest Hawaiian vacation of Mike Zullo, boy defective, gets studied by the local media in Phoenix.

An open letter to Dr. Orly. The Alabama GOP chairman loves him some Joel Gilbert. And a Onion article that I wonder if may come true.

18 September - Racist birther Gordon Epperly really doesn't like being told "no"

(Scribd link here)

"Everyone is waiting for you, Judge Timothy M. Burgess to release this "matter" that is before your Court to the Alaska Superior Court so that Judge Philip Pallenberg may continue to perform his duties to oversee the "ministerial duties" of Lieutenant Governor, Mead Treadwell and Director of Elections, Gail Fenumiai. If you do not release this matter back to the Alaska Superior Court, you will be facing every Member of NASED ROSTER of State Elections Directors and every Member of the Alaska State Legislature to give answers for your behavior."

1) He's still upset that a federal matter was removed to a federal court to decide.
2) What the hell is a "NASED ROSTER"??

"I was in receipt of a telephone call during one of my Cases that I had before the U.S. District Court for the District of Alaska in the late 1990's wherein I was attempting to exhaust all Remedies showing that the People have no recourse of Litigation nor access to any other Branch of Government to question the adoption of Amendments to the U.S. Constitution. I was told that if I made another appearance before the U.S. District Court or any other Court of the United States, I would be "Sanctioned'' in an amount of $10.000.00. It appears that U.S. Attorney Karen L. Loeffler and her Assistant U.S. Attorney, E. Bryan Wilson is asking you to make good that threat. I would like to remind you that it was you and the U.S. Attorney that dragged me into your Court against my will. It was not me, Gordon Warren Epperly, that initiated what you believe to be an Article III Court "Proceeding" for you to issue forth "Court Orders of Dismissal.""

Well, if you're gonna waste the taxpayer's money with your stupidity, the taxpayers may want you to cough the money back.

Attachment one Scribd link here Pretty much it's a recap of the case.

Attachment two Scribd link here

This starts out with:

"An open Letter to "Esquires" of the BAR and Members of NASED."

I'm going to assume that NASED in this regard is the "National Association of State Election Directors"

And then it gets good.

"When our Election Officers of the States allow "Women" and non white Citizens to appear on their State's Election Ballots for Offices of the United States government when there are no provisions in the U.S. Constitution that qualifies those individuals for said Offices, they must accept the responsibility for supporting a Conspiracy to overthrow the U.S. Constitution and the government d the United States for which the U.S. Constitution represents. Those "Women" and non-white Citizens that hold the Office of Judges and Justices of the Federal Judiciary, the U.S. Attorney General and the Office of U.S. Attorney, the Members of the U.S. Congress, the Heads of State, and the Office of President of the United States are referred to in the United States Constitution as "domestic enemies" A "domestic enemy" is the worst enemy that a Nation may face. Many Nations, inducing the Roman Empire, have been destroyed from within by domestic enemies, not from enemies of outside foreign Nations."

Wow……….

But on Page three, it REALLY gets better, You see, he pens a 15 page letter, and sends it to Mario Apuzzo, Leo Donofrio, Dr. Orly, Michael Jablonski, Larry Klayman, Gary Kreep, Phil Burg, Mark Hatfield, Van Irion, and Stephen Pidgeon! Yes, it's an all-star cast of crazy losing birther lawyers!!! At least most of them at any rate, since Michael Jablonski was actually President Obama's attorney and the author of the winning "let the birthers lose to an empty chair" strategy in Georgia.

"As you may be aware, I have taken a different approach from questioning the validity of a Birth Certificate to making a demand that Barack Hussein Obama II comes before the Alaska Division of Elections to "Document" his Office qualifications before his name is to be allowed to appear on the Alaska Election Ballots."

"Different" is one word for it. Though at least Epperly doesn't bother to hide his racism like the rest does.

"I noticed that some of you "Esquires" are still pursuing the "Birth Certificate" of Barack Hussein Obama II as a fraudulent Document. Take my word, the "Birth Certificate" or any other "Documents" such as "Social Security Numbers" and "Draft Cards" are a none issues until such time those "Documents" have been introduced into an Agency "Administrative Record" or into the "Court Record" of a Court by Barack Hussein Obama II or by his Legal Counsel. THERE ARE NO LAWS OR PROVISIONS FOUND WITHIN THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OR OF ANY STATE THAT REQUIRES THE PRODUCTION OF DOCUMENTS (BIRTH CERTICATES, SOCIAL SECURITY CARDS, ETC.) AS A REQUIREMENT FOR OFFICE QUALIFICATIONS OF PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES."

Like they care??

So what does Gordon Epperly think that Apuzzo, Donofrio, Taitz, Jablonski, Klayman, Kreep, Berg, Hatfield, Irion, and Pidgeon should do?? Three guesses…..

"First: - There are no provisions in the United States Constitution that grants "Political Rights" for any "Negro," "Mulatto," or "Women" to hold Public Offices of the United States government. As it is common knowledge that Barack Hussein Obama II is a child of a mixed marriage with his father being a "Negro" from Kenya and his mother being a "Caucasian" from the State of Hawaii. /1 Said mixed manage makes Barack Hussein Obama II a "Mulatto" /2 under the laws of the United States government.

a. As Barack Hussein Obama II is a "Mulatto," his citizenship status is founded upon the Fourteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. Before the Fourteenth Amendment was proposed and ratified, the "Negroes" and "Mulattoes" of the United States had no status of being United States citizens and having no "Civil Rights" nor "Political Rights" under the U.S. Constitution. The Fourteenth Amendment only addressed "Civil Rights" as those "Rights" were enacted and defined by the Civil Rights Acts of 1866. j3 The Fourteenth Amendment does not address "Political Rights."

b. "Political Rights" for "Negroes" and "Mulattoes" did not come into existence until Congress made another Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, the Fifteenth Amendment. But as you read the Fifteenth Amendment, you will see that it does not use the words "Suffrage" or "Political Rights of Office," but was limited to the "Political Right" to "Vote." This was not an oversight of the U.S. Congress as during the "Debates," on the Amendment, /the members of the U.S. Congress debated the use of the word "Suffrage" and the granting of "Political Rights" of "Office" and voted that the Fifteenth Amendment was to be restricted to the "Political Right" of casting "Votes" at Elections. So it is today as there has been no Amendments adopted that grants "Negroes," "Mulattoes," or "Women" the "Political Rights" of "Suffrage" to hold Public Offices of the United States government. Such "Political Rights" to hold Public Offices cannot be assumed nor can they be granted by enactments of "Statutory Laws" as was tried by the U.S. Congress with the passage of the Reconstruction Acts of 1867 - 68. /5"

Second: Barack Hussein Obama II is not a "citizen of the United States"

a. Under the Fourteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, for a "Negro" or a "Mulatto" to have the status of being a citizen of the United States, the "Negro" or a "Mulatto" must not only have been "born in the United States" but the Child must also be "subject to the jurisdiction" of the United States at the time of his/her birth, in other words, the Parents must have established a permanent "Residence" in the United States and owed "Allegiance" to the United States when their Child was born.

b. The citizenship status of a Child follows that of the Father. /6 The Father of Barack Hussein Obama II (Jr.) was Barack Hussein Obama I (Sr.) who was a subject citizen of Great Britain as he was born and resided in the British Colony of "Kenya" At no time did Barack Obama Sr. ever become a "citizen of the United States," naturalized or otherwise, and at no time did Barack Obama Sr. owe "Allegiance" to the government of the United States. For one to owe "Allegiance" one must be a citizen of the Country in which he resides. /7 As Barack Obama Sr. was in the United States on a "Student VISA" at the time his Son was born, he never established a permanent "Residency" in the United States. /8 At best, he was classified
by the Internal Revenue Service as a "resident Alien" /9

c. There is a question of the status of citizenship of Barack Hussein Obama II's mother at the time she married Barack Hussein Obama II. Did she surrender her U.S. Citizenship upon marriage? This question may never be answered, but under the U.S. Supreme Court Rulings and "Naturalization Laws" of the United States, her status of citizenship has no relevance to the citizenship status of her Son, Barack Hussein Obama II. /6

d. Barack Hussein Obama II, being of Negro descendent, has no means to be classified as a "natural born Citizen" of the United States. The government of the United States was created for "We the People" and their "Posterity," namely, those who are white male citizens of the States of the Union The U.S. Constitution is the property of the People, not the government of the States and it was ratified by the People sitting in Conventions, not by any Legislature of any of the original thirteen States. /10 At the time the United States was created under the Articles of Confederation, /11 "Negroes" and "Mulattoes" were never considered to be a "Party" to the Articles of Confederation nor to the United States Constitution. The only individuals that had the status of being "natural born Citizens" were those who were white male citizens of a State that were born into the "Posterity" of "We the People" of the Preamble to the U.S. Constitution. So it is today, notwithstanding the poorly written Case of United States v. Wong Kim Ark, 169 U.S. 649"

You know what the most funny and sickening part of this is??

I can see Apuzzo, Donofrio, Taitz, Klayman, Kreep, Berg, Hatfield, Irion, and Pidgeon actually USING this argument if they thought for even a microsecond they could get away with it. Hell, I could see Neo-Confederate Van Irion and possibly Mark Hatfield using it even then.

"As "Esquires," you are supposed to be the "Professionals" in the Law. It should not be difficult for you to establish "Standing" before a U.S. Constitution Article III Judicial Court to bring justice upon Nancy Pelosi, Antonio Villaraigosa, Alice Travis Germond, and Barack Hussein Obama II for the perjured statements made within the Democrat's "Official Certification Of Nomination."

Well, it's not like Apuzzo, Donofrio, Taitz, Klayman, Kreep, Berg, Hatfield, Irion, and Pidgeon aren't used to being laughed out of court……

And finally, a plea from the old, bitter, hate-filled misogynistic racist.

"As a "Propria Persona" litigant, I have done my best to expose the conspiracy that is under way to overthrow the lawful (demure) government of the United States of America. As I am getting along in years and the only income that I am now receiving is the Social Security Benefits offered by the United States government, I don't have the financial funds to continue the litigation game in the Federal or State Courts. The future of the United States of America is now in the hands of those who have the finances, knowledge of the Law, and the knowledge of the procedures of the Courts."

So basically he wants Apuzzo, Donofrio, Taitz, Jablonski, Klayman, Kreep, Berg, Hatfield, Irion, and Pidgeon to take up his white sheets and burning cross and continue the fight……..

19 September - Over at Birther Report:

"Dealio said…[Reply] Next time Orly appears at a hearing, it would be extremely helpful if supporters were there by her side. This is a hot issue. Orly is absolutely giving it her all. We ought not to allow her to be mistreated. Until we take the lead by marching on the capitol, Orly Taitz is all we got. September 19, 2012 8:25 PM"

Well, then you're screwed.

19 September - KPHO-TV reports about Mike Zullo's latest Hawaiian vacation.

And, it seems the trip was indeed paid by the Maricopa CCCP. And it's fun how they dismiss World Nut Daily as a "conspiracy website".

Of course, it rather underscores the lack of professionalism with this "investigation" that they're unwilling to talk to the media or file charges, but they'll blab and blab and blab ro Mark Gillar and Jerome Corsi….

CBS 5 - KPHO

And they interview one of the best legal debunkers out there to boot. :-)

20 September - And the Jeering Section has an open letter to Dr. Orly.

"I’ve been following your sideshow for some time, and well, I just gotta say this: WTF? Do you even understand what a SLAPP Suit is? Do you understand what your attempts to deprive American citizens of THEIR right to Free Speech is called?Do you understand ‘RICO’? Your continual howls to boycott this show or that actor or add their names to a bogus “defamation” suit because they said things you considered “mean”, when most likely it was the truth regarding you and your crap “lawyering” . You have made the California State Bar a jesting-stock with your nonsense, and so, the time has truly come, madam, for you to release PROOF that it was you and not some well paid dupe who both took the Taft Law School Courses AND sat for the Cal Bar. And before your howler monkeys descend, I KNOW that you only had to provide your fingerprints at the time of your application to sit for the bar, and no a photo needed. I KNOW that no one from Taft ever spoke to you, I KNOW your English writing skills are worse than an amputee in a Calligraphy school. I KNOW you are incapable of writing a coherent pleading, and that alone should have disqualified your application to Taft.

I have no doubt that those who genuinely support your Sisyphean task truly believe that Hawaii is some exotic land somehow not connected to the USA like Alaska, which is connected to Canada which is connected to the USA.

The others are there for their amusement."

20 September - And we have one endorsement for Joel Gilbert's steaming pack of lies….

"Speaking to a Republican women’s group in Alabama yesterday, state GOP chairman Bill Armistead recommended to his audience a fringe birther movie that claims that President Obama’s real father is American labor activist Frank Marshall Davis, according Mobile Press-Register political editor George Talbot, who was reporting the event on Twitter:

The movie Armistead reportedly recommended, “Dreams From My Real Father,” represents a breakout fringe of the birther movement. The film, according to its director Joel Gilbert, “presents the case that Frank Marshall Davis, a Communist Party USA organizer and propagandist, was Obama's real father, both biological and ideological, and indoctrinated Obama with a political foundation in Marxism and an anti-White world view.”

Idiots on parade.

20 September - The Phoenix New Times reports on Mike Zullo's hawaiian vacation, and the boy defective's own police run-in.

"Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "birther" chief Mike Zullo has no shame in telling his story of getting the cops called on him because he spent hours at a Hawaii nursing home in an attempt to badger a 95-year-old woman.

In fact, after being asked not to return to the nursing home again, Zullo insists someone must have scared this 95-year-old woman out of talking to him. (Our guess is that his name is Mike Zullo.)"

Yeah, I kinda suspect that too.

"When I was sitting in the parking lot, and a half-hour, approximately, had gone by, I decided to go back inside and make sure I understood the protocol," Zullo said."

That's kinda creepy, dude.

"When Zullo went back inside to verify the protocol for talking to an old person, the woman at the front desk "demanded" to see his credentials again, and informed the former used-car salesman that she was going to call Honolulu police.

He had to ask twice to get his credentials back, and she told police he was from Mariposa County. Hmph. Amateur.

After dealing with a police officer, Zullo went back to trying to find out how to secure an interview with Lee. Eventually, Zullo heard that Lee agreed to speak with him later that afternoon.

Shortly after that, though, Zullo got the call back from the nursing home -- Lee changed her mind, and did not want to meet with Zullo."

You know, someone could have the start of a good harassment lawsuit here. Not to mention stalking and maybe even trespass.....

20 September - While it's The Onion, part of me wonders how long it will take for them to play this card, rather than simply dog whistling it and allowing his surrogates to do it instead.

"With his campaign still reeling from a series of miscues, Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney asked a group of top advisers Wednesday whether it would be worth going after Obama by questioning the nation of his birth. “What about that whole deal with his birth certificate, or him being born in Kenya or wherever—you think that might stick?” said Romney, adding he was “just spitballing here.” “Also, wasn’t he connected to that terrorist guy, what’s-his-name? Ayers? Bill Ayers? That might have legs, right? Let’s look into that.” After agreeing that the situations should be investigated, Romney and his aides then reportedly sat in silence for 10 whole minutes"

Comments

[SueDB]

Mr. Jablonski was the attorney for Mr. Obama in the Great Georgia Agency Hearing Episode of MORANS ON PARADE. Mr. Epperly seems to have gone into the deep part of the pool without a life jacket.

[WWJD]

Yes, Mr. Jablonski was the Original Empty Chair. Clint Eastwood stole it from him.

[G]

Patrick, as the others have already mentioned, Jablonski was NOT a birther. You may wish to review your writeup and correct your own commentary references, which lump him in with the rest.

[ASK Esq]

Can someone explain to me why Gordon puts quotation marks around so many words, especially the word women? Perhaps he has had no experience with actual women, and this considers them to be purely hypothetical.

[ScottRS]

Just a guess, AskEsq., but I suspect the odd punctuation has something to do with some specie of Sovereign Citizen claptrap, i.e., punctuation magically changing the meanings (somehow) of ordinary words. Again, just a guess...

[Deep Knight (Quatloos alias if you don't mind)]

Love your posts, I've come across it a few times looking up things for Quatloos and some of the scams associated with conspiracy theories. Not that any of them use the birther material as their primary grinding axe, but they all seem to love to buttress their arguments with it. And yes, I know that doesn't make sense.

Keep up the good work. And the review of bad movies too.

[Elvis]

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