In today's dispatches, Larry Klayman pens a whine about the VP debate before going down to Alabama to file a birther lawsuit for a bigoted Islamophobe and a Neo-Confederate open racist. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi must have the ring (conspiracy).
I'm not going to say there are a batch of birthers in the New Hampshire state house, but they really need to put some humane traps down to catch them and release them back into the wild. Susan Daniels is stuck on replay. Tommy Thompson's son goes birther and promptly gets pulled into the woodshed by his father for the crime of "saying stupid crap in front of cameras".
Loren Collins makes a debunking video. And Dr. Orly hits a manic phase and threatens Joe Arpaio, one of her own witnesses, the Mississippi Democratic Party, Jerome Corsi, World Nut Daily, and anyone else who commits the capitol offense of not kowtowing to the Nitrous Queen.
12 October - Is Larry Klayman losing it?? This whine in World Nut Daily about the VP debate is pretty shrill.
"Ryan had his chance to politically deep six the black-and-white Heckel and Jeckel of American politics"
Wow. That line seems just a tad bit....oh, I dunno......racist??
"…and a host of other gratuitous bows to the “Muslim in chief,” were simply unbelievable for someone who wants his party to ascend to the presidency and vice presidency. "
Where that line is completely bigoted.
"They act as if they have a right to the White House"
O RLY??
"Well, start packing. That's what I'd like to say." - Mitt Romney
"So I think it's our turn now" - Ann Romney
Speaking of people who act like they have a right to the White House.
What gets me is that Klayman whines that:
"Vice President Biden exhibited juvenile behavior, bad manners and a lack of class. In fact, if Biden weren’t “low class,” he would have no class at all!"
But then Klayman goes to say:
"I would have turned to the vice president and said simply, “Mr. Biden (I would never dignify Biden by calling him Mr. Vice President, as Ryan did frequently)"
"Mr. Biden, I know you and Mr. Obama (I would never call him the president, either),"
"Like the ruthless Bolshevik thugs they are…"
Which is rather rude, classless, and childish.
Projection much?
12 October - When confronted with the fact that not even some of his most loyal birtherstani are buying into the Human Face Rash's claims about President Obama's ring, what does Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi do?
Why double down of course!
"Staffers in Jordan with William J. Murray’s Religious Freedom Coalition also believe the ring, which Obama wore on his wedding-ring finger for at least a decade before he married Michelle Robinson, pays homage to Allah."
Because another right-wing anti-Islamic source is dependable as well, right?
"Filmmaker Joel Gilbert has issued a detailed analysis he prepared with the assistance of Yousef Shehadeh, a native Arabic speaker from Nazareth who studied Arabic for 13 years in the Holy Land and now works as a graphic artist in Los Angeles."
Except Joel Gilbert seems to have removed it from his site.
"Some bloggers who are skeptical that the Obama ring is Islamic have questioned the authenticity of photos used in the analysis in the original WND story Wednesday.
A “computer software and graphics expert” cited by the blog ObamaReleaseYourRecords.com contends computer-imaging software was used to deepen shadows to make details in the lighted areas “look more like an Arabic letter rather than a squiggly design.”
Oh poor Mara Zebest! From one of Corsi's star "experts" to a simple "computer software and graphics expert”. How hath the dingbatty fallen.
Jerome Corsi seems so wedded to this theory that I'm expecting to find him crouched on a rock, naked, eating a raw fish and mumbling "….the ring. I must have the ring. Trickcy obots, they stole the ring. I MUST HAVE IT! I must…..have…..the……precious……Farah! Farah!"
Amusingly enough, in comments:
"Joseph Mesa
Ok, this is ridiculous. First off, I am not a liberal/democrat Obama supporter. I usually never comment on stories but this is such an obvious "fraud" image. I am a professional graphic designer and I saw the Obama birth certificate and confirmed for myself that it was an obvious forgery with all the pieces and layers. I'm into facts, not speculation. Now, on this ring image, first off they are using a low resolution image that they enlarged (which makes it even blurrier) and then bumped up the contrast which causes artifacting, thereby distorting the image.
I found a hi-res image online (Getty images) and overlaid the script on the ring (does not match at all) and I also outlined the design and put them side by side. It's so obvious when using a hi-res image that the inscription does not even match the design of the ring. What's that? You want proof? Sure, just go to this link of the illustration I created:
tinyurl[dot-com]/obama-islam-ring
It's articles like this that make the leftists call us conspiracy theorists. Let's stick to the facts. The bottom line is to get this man out of office and get America back on track before it's too late.
Oh, so the birth certificate conspiracy theory is okay, but not the Islamic ring conspiracy theory.
No, it's not articles like this that make people call you conspiracy theorists. It's the constant espousing of conspiracy theories that make people call you conspiracy theorists. If you think that President Obama's birth certificate is a forgery, guess what? You're a conspiracy theorist.
12 September - And yet another birther member of the New Hampshire State Legislature is heard from.
"I do not know if this video has been edited," Tremblay wrote in the email. "If this is not the case, there is a BIG PROBLEM."
The 2-year-old video, posted on the YouTube account of Freedom Flag 1776, includes clips of Obama appearing to say he was born in Kenya. The source of the clips, according to the posting, is ObamaSnippets.com, a parody site.
The video also includes clips of first lady Michelle Obama and a Kenyan official, edited to show Obama was born in Kenya. Birther queen Orly Taitz is in the video, along with the Pennsylvania Democrat Philip Berg, who filed the first birther lawsuit in 2008. Politifact reported in 2010 that the video, which has received more than five million views, was highly edited and did not contain factual information from the Obamas."
13 September - The inmates at Birther Report are piddling on the carpet again over a video claiming "Shocking Secrets And Verifiable Facts About Barack Obama The MSM Refuses To Report" Except, of course, when you actually hear the video and find out they're the same old debunked lies that they love to trot out.
Not that things like facts or the truth matter to the birthertstani.
"Steve Blowz Jobz · 1 day agoDon't you understand that would not be enough? The country is totally corrupt, financially and morally bankrupt. The only way to repair this is to remove the usurper from the White House until his term is up and prosecute/deport him. There is no need for long and painful impeachment process because he is NOT a president. You can't be a president if you're NOT eligible to be one. He simply must be arrested. All his orders and decrees (signed or given) - must be null and void. All the appointments he maid - revoked. The whole ticket Saetoro/Biden - removed from the ballot. Until the new election the authority of the POTUS must be given to the Speaker of the House. After that is done the Democratic party must be put under investigation and temporary prohibited for the duration of the investigation. When the investigation is over and the guilt of high treason is established - the democratic party must be forcefully disbanded and permanently prohibited on the territory of the USA. All the republican leaders, journalists and public features that obstructed the justice before must be put on trial as well and convicted of high treason later.
That would result, no doubt, in total economic collapse, and hyper inflation, as well as civil unrest and race riots that must be suppressed - firmly and without any hesitation. Marshal law will be passed.
Of course that would never happen and Barry will run against his "brother-in-law" Mitt this November and most likely win. That what happens when you let a bunch of criminal judas banisters to run the country for ya. They can push down ya throat whatever they want. Even an illegal kenyan-faggot, with radical communist-Islamist craziness written all over him ."
Or, for that matter, reality.
"NBCofUSA · 1 day ago http://lamecherry.blogspot.com/2012/10/obamas-unfriendly-skies.htmlf… Obama is assisting Muslim Brotherhood and al Qaeda to launch a bio warfare attack on America, patterned after the islamists who blew up Spanish trains and then Spain voted socialist. NO marxist ever leaves power peacefully."
You know they've sunk low when "Lame Cherry" is a source for them.
14 October - Dr. Orly puts her leather corset and spike heels on and tells Arpaio and Zullo that they're naughty boys that WILL submit to her authority or else. (malware and redirect warning)
"If you do not respond and agree to testify, I will have no other choice, but to file as early as tomorrow, October 15th an emergency miscellaneous case in Phoenix AZ and seek an order from Arizona judge to compel you to comply with the out of state subpoena and testify on October 22nd at trial in Indianapolis."
Oh good luck with THAT skippy!
"You raised millions of dollars under auspices of a promise to bring this issue to judicial resolution. If you do not appear and do not testify, thousands of U.S. citizens who do noted to you, will have a valid cause of action for fraud against you, Sheriff Arpaio and Investigator Zullo, for collecting millions of dollars in donations under the false pretences."
Ooooh, nice and threaty. Wonder if she plans to be the one to file suit against Arpaio on fraud charges.
Might serve both of them right.
"I hope that there will not be a need for legal action to compel and citizens would not need to bring a legal action for fundraising under false pretenses."
Yeah, that's an outright threat, and quite unprofessional. Pity the California State Bar's ethics panel are too busy molesting unicorns to pay attention.
"I hope that you will comply with the subpoenas and will be in court before judge Reid in Indianapolis on October 22nd."
Translation - "Don't make me sue your happy white ass".
"Please, contact me at (redacted by me) so we can review your upcoming testimony. I would like to meet with you before trial and review your testimony."
In much the same way that you did with Lucas Smith and Larry Sinclair?
14 October - Dr. Orly has one witness….(malware and redirect warning)
"OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE GRAPHICS EXPERT PAUL IREY TO TESTIFY AT INDIANAPOLIS BALLOT CHALLENGE HEARING"
Ah yes. The same guy who claimed it was a forgery BEFORE he saw it, based on a claim he was told it was a forgery by an unknown Secret Service agent.
That will go well in court.
“They will find me a very well-informed witness with evidence they cannot contest.”
Thinks rather highly of himself, eh?
14 October - I guess fake black army captain Pam Barnett kissed and made up with Dr. Orly, because she's planning to be one of Dr. Orly's "witnesses".
"She will be testifying at the Indiana ballot challenge trial. This is as good as any opportunity we have to knock Obama down. Win or lose, we will spread the word far and wide. They can no longer honestly dispute the assertion that he has provided not a shred of valid, legal proof of eligibility…"
Actually there is a group that has yet to provide a shred of evidence to support their claims, but it's not President Obama….
"…and are down to arbitrary rulings on technicalities, ignoring evidence and plain lies."
By which they mean "facts", "rule of law", "evidence", and "reality".
"You can help the legal/PR effort by:"
Note the wording, They are flat out stating that this is a PR campaign more than anything else. Which is also backed up by:
"This may be our last shot for a trial in time to impact the election or throw it into legal doubt."
Oh, and Pam Barnett needs money.
"I need to raise $800 to appear as a witness in the Indiana state ballot challenge against Obama Oct. 22. This is an actual trial for the first time with a superior court. The Georgia hearing was before only an administrative judge. I will be testifying regarding the State Dept release of the name Soebarkah for BHO as well as what they hid. "
Ah, so now she's a State Department "expert"…..
14 October - Dr. Orly is getting rather threaty in Mississippi. (malware and redirect warning)
"Please, advice Mr. Franks that he might be found criminally complicit in committing forgery, elections fraud and treason. I trust as a licensed attorney, you would advice Mr. Franks and the rest of the executive committee members of the length of the prison term they will be facing if they are found to be complicit. If you do not advice them, you might be found in violation of professional ethics and criminally complicit. As such I expect from you not a “go away ” letter but I expect you to schedule a meeting between the plaintiffs with the executive committee to discuss possible criminal charges they will be facing, if they do not fulfill their due diligence and do not review this third challenge to Candidate Obama on the merits. Please, advice your clients that during Watergate 30 highly ranked officials of the U. S. government including the Attorney general went to prison. as well as the fact that US District Judge Walter Nixon in this very District of Southern MS went to prison as well for Public corruption. I need an answer within 24 hours regarding the decision by your clients to discuss this matter"
Hmmm…..if she now has a "plaintiff" in Mississippi. Almost sounds like she's practicing law there without a license…..
14 October - So how does Susan Daniels respond to the county prosecutor telling her "no"??
By repeating the same thing over and over again in hopes that he'll bite into this manure casserole after it's been microwaved for the third time.
(Scribd link here)
She doesn't seem to think that reasonable cause or suspicion is needed, just her say-so.
"Nowhere in the Identity Fraud statute is a requirement to prove "beyond a reasonable doubt" that Barack Obama is improperly using a social security number.
(snip)
An investigation by your office would consist of sending a letter to the Social Security Administration and requesting a copy of the original application for the number that Barack Obama uses, (redacted), and any other documents in that file.
For all the reasons listed, Geauga County law enforcement officials, under the sworn oath of office to enforce the Constitution, are required to investigate the allegations of a crime."
14 October - The son of former Wisconsin Governor and U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Tommy Thompson (and US Senatorial candidate)goes birther.
"Jason Thompson, the son of former Gov. Tommy Thompson, was caught on video Sunday suggesting at a Republican event that voters this fall could send President Barack Obama back "to Kenya."
"We have the opportunity to send President Obama back to Chicago - or Kenya," Jason Thompson, an attorney at Michael Best and Friedrich, said during a fall brunch hosted by the Kenosha County Republican Party."
And the GOP audience he was talking to rather liked it.
"Jason Thompson's comment about Obama prompted laughs from the crowd, with one woman jokingly adding, "We are taking donations for that Kenya trip."
To make matters more entertaining:
"Also speaking at the Kenosha event were Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus and Wisconsin Republican Party Chairman Brad Courtney. "
Funny how neither of them felt the need to correct or condemn Jason Thompson's comments. Though daddy later took his boy to the woodshed.
"About an hour later, however, Thompson's staff sent an email addressing the controversy.
"The Governor has addressed this with his son, just like any father would do," said the campaign statement. "
14 October - Dr. Orly is really upset at Joe Arpaio. (malware and redirect warning)
"ANOTHER MESSAGE TO OBAMA’S CAMP: I DO NOT NEED TO BE AN ARIZONA ATTORNEY, I CAN FILE A MOTION TO COMPEL SUBPOENA PRO SE. KEEP IN MIND, I CAME FROM A HARSH REALITY, I DO NOT GET INTIMIDATED BY ANYTHING. PS, CAN ANYONE TRACE THIS IP, I AM TRYING TO FIGURE, WHICH OBOT IS WRITING THIS
Posted on | October 14, 2012"
14 October - Someone sounds a bit grumpy at Joe Arpaio. (malware and redirect warning)
"ORLY TAITZ TO THE ‘SUPPOSED’ SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO.
Tom Lawson
1:23 PM (3 hours ago)
Orly,
Jam it up his a** is he refuses.
He should be on his damned mule or walk or crawl to that courtroom.
Otherwise, he is a lying low life TRAITOR.
Dr. Tom"
Or this one (malware and redirect warning)
"Yoel 23 approved
Submitted on 2012/10/13 at 5:21 pm
Until Arpaio uses the information he discovered to indict and prosecute “Obama”, I’m writing him off as nothing more than a publicity hound"
Ya think?
14 October - Dr. Orly must be in manic phase right now. (Malware and redirect warning)
You see, her star witness and buddy John Sampson is trying to focus on his State Senate race in Colorado. (Curiously enough, his campaign website fails to mention his birtherism. Imagine that.) This resulted in Sampson telling Dr. Orly:
"Please take note. On March 26, 2012, I sent you an email in which I expressly indicated that I was no longer able to participate in these hearings due to my involvement in events in Phoenix, AZ."
Dr. Orly ignoring requests from witnesses and supporters. I know, shock and amazement……
"Let me be crystal clear on this. I WILL NOT, REPEAT NOT, BE APPEARING IN INDIANAPOLIS ON OCTOBER 22, 2012 regardless of who pays for my airfare and hotel. .
Do not waste your money by purchasing airline tickets for me inasmuch as I won’t be boarding any airplane between now and November 6, 2012."
So how does Dr. Orly handle his "leave me alone you stupid cow" message??
How do you think??
"Attention retired deportation officer John Sampson
John,
please, take note. I am filing a legal action against Arpaio to compel him to appear in court. If he and Jerome Corsi are telling you not to appear in court, they ARE GUILTY OF OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE AND they are engaging in raising funds under false pretenses, which is fraud."
Oh cool. Harassment and threats, all in the first paragraph.
"I have a testimony from one of the members of Sheriff Apaio’s posse, who stated that you were told during the meeting with Arpaio, Corsi, Zullo and Monkton not to testify in my cases"
Translation - "How DARE you spend time with those other birthers! You belong to ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"I do not want to bring a legal action against you as well."
And now we have the open threat. Dr. Orly doesn't have allies and supporters, she has tools, props, and enemies to be.
"However, this controlled, make believe opposition is unraveling. This is appalling, that Arpaio and Zullo and WND are raising money for this case, but telling people not to testify in court.
You sent me this e-mail today, stating that because you are involved in Phoenix AZ, you will not testify. The fact that after you provided testimony in my case in GA, you provided the same testimony for Arpaio, in his sheriff’s posse in Phoenix, AZ , who did nothing with it, does not mean that you cannot testify in Indiana. One does not exclude another. Arpaio was supposed to help in this matter, not deplete people of donations and tell witnesses who already testified for me, not to testify in other courts."
"Shriek! How DARE people support Arpaio and Zullo when they won't help ME! Don't They KNOW it's about ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"You were subpoenaed. If you cannot afford to appear, I will cover your air and hotel, but you have to comply with the subpoena, or you can be found in contempt of court. Same goes for Arpaio and Zullo."
Dear Mr. Sampson.
Lie down with dogs.
Wake up with fleas.
Sincerely - Reality.
"I am forwarding all of this to the media, I am exposing all of you. Moreover, it will look bad for your run for the State Senate, as it will show you as a hypocrite, someone who says one thing, but does another."
Well, it will make him look like a bat-guano crazy birther…
14 September - Birther Report wiggles like badly-trained puppies over Jason Thompson going birther.
"RS1 · 16 hours ago
"Jason Thompson's comment about Obama prompted laughs from the crowd, with one woman jokingly adding, "We are taking donations for that Kenya trip." "
I'll send some mula too but Hussein has to take rikker with him. LoL."
Not to mention:
"Larry Bland · 5 hours ago
You must remember that rikker is a blind supporter of the mulatto only because they share the negro heritage. Like 98% of the black community in '08 the mulatto was supported only because he was half negro."
"Birther Report" or "Stormfront"? You decide.
14 October - The conspiracy nuts at NESARA News comment on Paul Irey's upcoming trial appearance.
It looks like he's still got a mad at Joe Arpaio.
"Ever since the fed dropped the charges against Arpaio two days after his last press conference … when he refused to reveal the biggest bag of evidence he had ever seen against anything … that was provided by Doug and I … and previously praised by the whole department down there … saying it was "Old School evidence … the kind they liked" … Arpaio and Zullo seemed to have dropped out of the full investigating procedures they had involved themselves in before. No more press conferences planned … etc. And now they could be very credible at this Superior Court trial … but refusing to attend tells me all I need to know and Orly should bring a case so that the publicity will hurt his re-election chances."
And he still thinks highly of himself.
"I will be there in Indiana to testify of course … and if Obama's lawyers attend they will find me a very well informed witness with evidence they cannot contest."
Somehow I rather doubt that.
"The page I made that will appear in the Washington Times tomorrow as an ad and then the following day … the day of the debate that evening … will appear in the weekly edition and surely be put in front of Obama and I hope it rattles him enough to resign or at least do poorly again in the debate."
He's quite the egotistical snot, isn't he??
14 October - Loren Collins produces a video debunking Joel Gilbert's liefest.
15 October - Right Wing Watch reports on Larry Klayman's VP whine.
"Judicial Watch founder Larry Klayman, who is facing a bit of legal trouble, is slamming Paul Ryan in his latest column for not getting tough on Vice President Biden during their first and only debate. Indeed, Klayman explained how he “would have handled the sleazy, Democrat vice-presidential buffoon named Joe Biden,” starting by refusing to refer to Obama or Biden as President and Vice President, respectively. He warned that the “Muslim in chief” is leading “the most evil and destructive administration in the history of the republic.” Obama and Biden, Klayman warns, are “ruthless Bolshevik thugs” with a “ruthless socialist and ultra-leftist philosophy” that intend to “retain control of our so-called government – to dominate our lives, remove our freedoms and redistribute wealth to them and their friends, communist style.”
15 October - Former Democrat, Independent, and Republican Congressman and Islamophobe Virgil Goode of the Constitution Party, along with former Alabama GOP executive committee member, birther, open racist, and Nazi apologist Hugh McInnish, file a lawsuit in Alabama to try and keep President Obama off the ballot.
"The complaint alleges that under the Alabama and U.S. Constitutions the Alabama Secretary of State, having taken an oath to uphold both, must verify Mr. Obama's eligibility; otherwise a fraud could be committed on the American people and votes nullified in the state of Alabama.
The Complaint also refers to and incorporates evidence obtained by Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his investigator Mike Zullo , which confirm that the alleged long form birth certificate which was posted on the White House's website is fraudulent.
The Complaint demands that the Alabama Secretary of State require that all candidates For President wishing to be on the Alabama ballot produce their birth certificates. "
In other words, "You all better show us your papers, especially that uppity darkie!"
"Plaintiffs are being represented by two attorneys, Larry Klayman , founder of Judicial Watch and Freedom Watch, in his private capacity "
Oh, what a surprise.
15 October - And here's the Alabama motion.
(Scribd link here)
19 pages of nothing new. And while they state that it also covers Mitt Romney, Virgil Goode, Gary Johnson, and Jill Stein as well, the vast majority is a birther rehash of discredited claims and warmed-over de Vattelism.
What's funny is:
"For the foregoing compelling reasons, Plaintiffs respectfully request that this honorable court expeditiously issue a summary judgment in favor of Plaintiffs, and issue a writ of mandamus ordering Defendant Beth Chapman to verify the eligibility of all the candidates for the Office of President of the United States by requiring from each a bona fide birth certificate sent directly to her from the official in charge of the depository where such is held, and verifying that each is of the character and quality of that required for a teenager to receive a driver's learner's permit, before placing them on the 2012 general election ballot."
Which means that, under the full faith and credit clause of the US Constitution, the COLB would be more than sufficient to meet this request.
15 September - And it looks like Jason Thompson, or more like his father, is trying to get the stink of birther off of himself.
"In a statement Monday from Tommy Thompson's communications director, the former governor said he talked about the remark with his son.
"The Governor has addressed this with his son, just like any father would do. Jason Thompson said something he should not have, and he apologizes,"
I'm expecting to hear he's also been grounded for a week and his X-Box taken away.
15 October - So while RNC chairman Reince Priebus couldn't be arsed around to correct Jason Thompson's little trip into birtherstan when it happened, he's willing to try and get the stink of birther off of him now that it's been brought to light.
"Also speaking at the Kenosha event were Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus and Wisconsin Republican Party Chairman Brad Courtney.
Priebus issued a statement Monday, saying he agreed with Gov. Thompson. “The comment was out of line and his son rightfully apologized.”
I love the way they make it sound like he was just some errant child who didn't know any better……
15 October - Birther Report is thrilled over the misspelled and typo-riddled ad that Paul Irey and Douglas Vogt put together.
"jackasss · 3 hours ago
so when is obum going to be arrested we have 3 weeks left. Where are the impotent FBI pansies? Do your job assholes!"
And oh look. Birther Tourette's syndrome:
" Darkhorse Patriot · 1 hour ago
illegal marxist renegade alien bastard muslim faggot piece of shit human garbage"
Don't hold back, tell us how you feel.
Youtube pulled Loren's video. "Copyright claim by highway 61 entertainment" my ass
Posted by: Suranis | October 15, 2012 at 07:37 PM
Gilbert's running scared. He should be. Loren is a lawyer, and a good one. Should be interesting how this turns out.
Posted by: Craig | October 15, 2012 at 10:40 PM
Ha! Loren's already got an better version on the video up, you might want to update your link Patrick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9XqZ8bzfbpk#t=0s
Posted by: Craig | October 15, 2012 at 10:43 PM
I have no idea how these things work, but could Orly really sub-poena John Sampson to appear in court? Because that would be hilarious. And would serve him right.
Posted by: MaryRC | October 16, 2012 at 01:46 PM