In today's dispatches, Birther Report gets pinked. Judge Carter tells Dr. Orly that most familiar of legal words to birthers - "no". Joel Gilbert's liefest gets more press - very little of it positive.
Mark McGrew climbs out from under his slime-covered rock, dons his white robes and hood, and uses the foreign press to spew out hatred against his fellow Americans. Birther Report gets annoyed with Dr. Orly, Joe Arpaio, and Donald Trump, while the Tribble Mobility Scooter has Yet Another Big Story Any Day Now.
Philip Berg shows up on a conspiracy and nutter talk show, along with a serial liar and bullshit artist. Lame Cherry needs to switch to a better quality of LSD. Dr. Orly prepares for her Indiana Ballot hearing by whining about the quality of her witnesses.
Looks like President Obama is getting quite a few donations from active-duty military. We have eyewitness reports from Indiana. Pam Barnett whines about her trip. And Mitt Romney's sister in law is totally lacking in taste and class.
17 October - Birther Report is in a tizzy about a site called "October Surprise" claiming to reveal some deep dark secret about one candidate or another on 22 Oct 2012 at 5:30 EST.
"The website octsurprise.com (October Surprise) claims to have 6 documents that will change the 2012 election. The site says they will release the documents on Monday, October 22, 2012 at 5:30 EST.
An image of the purported document was posted on the community forum at Buzzfeed which was blurred out. Looking at it it appears to be an IRS form of some sort. Later in the day, 5 more blurred out documents were posted on the same thread below the comment section. Looking at those documents it does not appear to be tax returns.
There is speculation that they could be anything from Romney's tax returns to Obama's college application for financial aid to Libya documents to a PR stunt."
Most of the people at Fark.com think it's a hoax.
17 October - I guess Judge Carter didn't want the crazy train coming into his courtroom again, as he dismisses Dr. Orly's "Judd vs Everyone+Dog" case.
(Scribd link here)
"The gist of the lawsuit, to the extent a short description can capture its claims…"
*Snork*
"…is that the President is not a natural born citizen; that massive voter fraud has been and will be perpetrated; that officials in government are involved in those two conspiracies; and that various officials and journalists, along with participating in those conspiracies, have also separately violated the rights of the Plaintiffs through defamation and other actions appearing to sound in tort. Defendants include local, state, and national officials, journalists, media outlets, the Postmaster General, and a federal judge"
"….and a partridge in a pear tree….."
"Among the Plaintiffs is Orly Taitz, an attorney who is also the group’s counsel.Ms. Taitz has brought previous lawsuits with some similarity to the present case."
"….and it took weeks to get the stink of birther out of my courtroom the LAST time."
"Perhaps some confusion is due to the fact that the manually filed First Amended Complaint had“First amended complaint” crossed out. Someone wrote “Notice of Removal” in pen above the crossed-out text, which then became the document’s title in the docket. But the First AmendedComplaint (now titled “Notice of Removal” in the case docket) has no information about the process of removal. When this Court ordered Plaintiffs to file an electronic copy of the complaint, it used the title as listed in the docket, as well as the docket number (“‘Notice of Removal from Orange County Superior Court, case number 30-2012-00582135 with conformed copy of Affidavit of Elections Challenge’ (Dkt. 1)”). Rather than file the complaint, Plaintiffs filed their Notice Of Removal that had been filed in state court"
One has to wonder if Dr. Orly handles her dentistry with the same care and loving attention to detail that she handles her lawsuits.
"At least one Defendant has reported that the paper copy of the complaint he received, which is the only copy to which he has access, is missing pages"
And if she does, how many people are walking around Orange County with their teeth falling out of their skullbone?
"Thus, for the above reasons, the Court hereby DISMISSES this case.All pending Motions (Dkts. 11, 12, 20, 21, 22, 23, 27, 33) are DENIED ASMOOT, and the corresponding hearings are hereby vacated.The Clerk shall serve this order on all parties."
"Now get this steaming pile of taitz off my docket!!"
18 October - The LA Times reports on Joel Gilbert's liefest.
"Dreams From My Real Father" is being sent to 1 million Ohio voters. The DVD makes the claim that, rather than being the son of a student from Kenya, the president was sired by a communist from Chicago named Frank Marshall Davis. Tens of thousands of lucky citizens of Nevada and New Hampshire have also found the DVD in the mail, thanks to the film's director and producer, Joel Gilbert.
In an interview with BuzzFeed, Gilbert said his company, Highway 61 Entertainment, is making money from this film, even though he is giving so many copies away. He would not say who is paying for dissemination of all those free discs."
And a lot of people would REALLY like to find out. Particularly if Daddy Deep Pockets is also a big Romney supporter…..
19 October - Haven't seen much from KKK apologist Mark McGrew, but it seems he's still writing racist and seditionist craptrap for Pravda OnLine.
"Dozens of lawsuits to answer his legal status to hold the office of President have been corruptly thrown out without hearing the evidence."
Yeah, funny thing about rule of law and facts and reality vs. your birther fantasies.
"The problem seeking answers to the truth of who and what Obama is, is that the entire US Congress, all 50 Secretaries of State and most Governors are complicit in the fraud known as Obama. A reasonable result of convicting Obama for his various crimes would be that all of these people would have to be tried as co-conspirators. And that would destroy "The Full Faith and Trust" of the United States of America. So maybe it is correct that we do not put Obama on trial and drop him in some hell hole for the rest of his life."
Funny, I thought McGrew wanted him hung by the neck until dead. At least he did a couple years ago.
"Obama supporters have had 4 years to learn who and what Obama is. They refuse to look at evidence and can only respond with threats, insults and ridicule."
Actually there is a batch of people that refuse to look at evidence and can only respond with threats, insults and ridicule.
They're called "birthers".
"By supporting Obama, they are wholeheartedly advocating that many of us be put in jail and/or murdered, with no charges filed, no evidence, no witnesses, no lawyers and no trial by our peers. "
Funny, that's what I've seen a lot of birthers demand be done to debunkers and other so-called "Obots".
"There are two words that dominate any conversation about Obama: Liar and [Derogatory expletive denoting a no good dirty rotten low life scoundrel person of color]"
In other words, a "n**ger", right Mr. McGrew??
"Good, decent, honest, patriotic Americans have been called racist so many times these past four years that it has become a non-word, gaining no reaction."
No, Good, decent, honest, patriotic Americans haven't been called racist.
Racists have been called racist.
"We have tried every legal avenue and every legal remedy to at least ask the question of who and what Obama is. His supporters have turned over every slimy rock, used every dirty trick in the book, screamed every lie that comes to their syphilitic minds, ignored and abused every law, to shut us up"
Speaking of "insults and ridicule".
"We have all experienced that reaction from Obama supporters. So, forget them.
Forget them and forget the courts and forget the law. There is no law in America now. Obama's administration has proven that time and again."
O RLY?? Why do I suspect McGrew is trying to suggest…..shall we say "less than legal" tactics against people he disagrees with?
"Most people know that Obama has tried repeatedly to divide this country by race and by class. We don't care anymore. They can live on their side of the tracks and we will live on ours."
Kinda racist.
"The black people in this country have had 45 years of handouts, benefits, free toys, affirmative action, more Rights than white people, less performance standards than white counterparts and they are not maturing into productive members of society. "
A whole lot racist.
"Obama is an Affirmative Action President. It doesn't work. He is the prime example that it doesn't work. The woman we are supposed to believe is his wife is an Affirmative Action lawyer who lost her license to practice law in 1993. Her Princeton thesis is pure racist anti-white ravings of someone so out of touch with reality that it can only be described as bizarre, even though it is whites who created her path to go to an Ivy League university."
Rather screamingly racist.
"So forget them. No more freebies from us. No more insults from them. No more favors from us. No more filthy talk from them.
Just forget the Obama supporters. Don't talk to them. Don't do business with them. Don't buy from them and don't sell to them. Don't cut their grass, clean their houses, fix their cars or fix their bodies. Don't even acknowledge they exist. Let them die."
"Wahh! You didn't overthrow the scary black guy like I wanted, so I'm going to take my ball and GO HOME and you'll ALL BE SORRY!!"
"I have notified everyone I know, family and friends alike, that if they tell me they are going to vote for Obama or if they tell me after the election they voted for Obama, win or lose, I will cease all relations with them."
And the response back from many of them was "Promise? Okay, Obama gets my vote for sure now!"
"These people hate us more than we hate them. They despise us."
Somehow I strongly doubt that.
"An ignorant person can be educated. A person who is determined to not be educated can only be educated with a baseball bat across the forehead."
Kinda threaty.
"Few among us will instruct them in that fashion."
Why do I detect a note of regret in McGrew's writing there?
"So, just forget them.
Condemn them to a life without you. Let them earn a living on someone else's money."
So, a life without a bunch of insanely paranoid racist conspiracy nuts preaching treason and sedition? Cool! Where can I sign up?
19 October - Some of the inmates at Birther Report aren't happy with either Dr. Orly or the Maricopa CCCP.
"furtive admirer 41p · 2 days ago This "investigation" is about to reach its Statute of Limitations. The Arizona posse is not making things happen. THEY ARE WATCHING THINGS HAPPEN. These cowboys are wearing black hats not white. They have been talked back by CIA: not their JURISDICTION ,so keep your nose clean.BIRTHERS,
If CIA WANTED OBAMA OUT, they WILL HANDLE THE PROCEDURE, not a local sheriff.
OBAMA IS SO MUCH LARGER THAN A PHONY BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!
When he is a problem, which is imminent, he will take his 3 million annual expense account & his pension & will disappear from the stage.I wonder if his deep head scars backstory will ever be revealed: it isn't war wounds or neurosurgery so he either was in a critical accident, OR HE IS AN ALIEN ENEMY."
"mr.t_baggins · 2 days ago
Reading between the lines: Taitz is controlled opposition, duh…."
"Kev · 2 days ago Does the Sheriff plan on sitting on his revaluation until AFTER the election. If so THE IT'S TREASON TO AMERICA. If not then I will digres."
"torch n pitchforks · 2 days ago
Well, this clearly shows that Arpaio and Zullo are in it just to bilk mostly WND readers for their money!"
"MIDDLE CLASS GUY · 2 days ago OK, so Zullo and the Sheriff do not want to work Orly because they do not want Orly tainting their info. But what are they doing with the info? So far holding press conferences saying they have the goods on him. What good does that do? Everyone acquainted with the issue knows that Soetoro is a fraud, even Rikker as dumb as he is knows that. So if he is just going to sit on the evidence or hold another press conference, what good does that do?"
And what would birther report be without racism?
"torch n pitchforks · 2 days ago Calm down… Only 13 more days until you get your welfare check… You can go that long without your crack and watermelons if you really try."
19 October - Backlash against Joel Gilbert's liefest?
"When Ron and Judy Cindrick received what was billed as "a must-watch DVD" in their mailbox, they decided to see what "Dreams from My Real Father" was all about.
Judy said what she saw shocked her.
"I was absolutely appalled when I began to watch this and they began to show pictures of Barack Obama's mother, his supposed mother, naked," she said.
Ron said watching the pseudo-documentary turns his stomach, and his vote. He believes the Obama conspiracy-type film has to be politically motivated.
"I am a registered Republican, and as of today, I will vote for Barack Obama after receiving this DVD," said Ron."
Oopsie.
"But Judy questions what our country has come to, if this type of propaganda is what is being put out to win an election.
"To bring someone's mother and his personal history, and put together a fictitious, partially fictitious drama that's not even based on fact and send it to millions of Americans-- how could you be so vile?"
Well, look at the people who are promoting it. Like Jerome Corsi. Of COURSE they can be that vile - and worse.
19 October - In an attempt to show birtherstan that he's still around, Philip Berg shows up on the Alex Jones Show.
Also on the same show was Chick tract contributor, supposed "ex-vampire, druid, Mason, Wiccan, Illuminati, etc." and "Satanic Panic" nutcase William Schnoebelen.
19 October - Birther report throws a temper tantrum.
"Obama is not eligible to be president of United States under Article II Section 1 Clause 5!
All of Obama's records are missing or forged!
Obama is not eligible to be president of United States under Article II Section 1 Clause 5!
All of Obama's records are missing or forged!
Obama is not eligible to be president of United States under
Article II Section 1 Clause 5!
All of Obama's records are missing or forged!
There. You happy now, Constitution? Shall we repost this every day until November 6th? "
"He's not president! He's not he's not he's not he's not HE'S NOT!!! WAHHHH!!!! MOMMY!!! MAKE THE SCARY BLACK MAN GO AWAY!!!".
Generic toilet paper has a thicker skin then most birthers.
And, it being Birther Report:
"SUSANM · 1 day ago I'M WITH YOU, 3+YRS AND WE SAY THE SAME DAMN THING OBAMA IS AN ILLEGAL president…….. I JUST GETTING VERY UPSET WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ARREST HIM AS HE HAS DONE GREAT HARM TO OUR COUNTRY…………IF HE WAS WHITE, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED LONG TIME AGO."
Racist much?
"BirtherReport 65p · 2 days ago
What would you like us to do?
Make shit up? "
Hasn't stopped you before.
20 October - Lame Cherry relates a dream. Or, since it's Lame Cherry after all, a NyQuil, Peyote, Vodka, and Datura smoothie-fueled trip.
"I saw an auditorium with Mano Romney and B. Hussein onstage. Romney had on his right arm a red jewel in his hand which he clutched and the more he clutched it, the more power he derived.
It was wrapped in a crossed pattern with another darker jewel on the back of the hand, and the wrapping was of a tinny gold which went up his arm to his shoulder. A reporter broadcasting about the debate mentioned it was of a Mormon type symbolism of power.
He gestured with his left arm while he talked and came out from behind the podium and stood in front of Obama. I could see no moderator.
The audience was upset. A small businessman was upset. A woman made a crude comment later about him being so upset he was sh*tting himself.
There were four people slightly towards Obama in the front row and second row, two men in front and two women behind, who became unruly and were asked to leave. When they got up, I saw that the seats were blue.
It is significant. Romney came out from behind the podium and Obama was behind him. It is significant, the gemstones on the right arm, wrapped in tinny gold. It is significant he gestured with his left arm. It is significant business was upset. The number four is significant and the Obama people being asked to leave."
20 October - Dr. Orly whines that she can only get a few third-string birthers to appear at her Indiana Birther Ballot Jihad hearing. (malware and redirect warning)
"Why Arpaio and Corsi did not get to Chris Strunck? My guess, is they sought that he is not as devastating of a witness, as Sampson."
Or maybe he's too crazy even for the Arpaio/Corsi dog and pony show.
"Sampson is a retired deportation officer. Regime felt that it is dangerous for him to continue to testify, so controlled opposition was used to get rid of him as a witness."
Ah, so one branch of the birthers think Dr. Orly is "controlled opposition", and another think that Arpaio and Corsi are "controlled opposition".
*Gets out the popcorn* Continue, please.
"After this meeting between Corsi, Arpaio and Sampson, (Lord Monkton was brought to this meeting as well)"
Hey look! A freak show!!
"I got a phone call from a person, who was at the meeting and who reported to me, that the meeting was run not by Arpaio, the sheriff, but by writer and WND man Jerry Corsi and they were pressuring Sampson not to testify for me."
"Thou Shalt Have No Other Attention Whores Than Me" - Corsi 2:67
22 October - In a stunning display of "look at me, look at me look at ME!", Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump says he's got some "very big" news that he'll release Wednesday (24 Oct).
"Donald Trump said Monday that he will reveal “very big” news about President Barack Obama by Wednesday but declined to give any hints about his plan, he said on “Fox & Friends.”
“Something very, very big concerning the president of the United States,” he said. “It’s going to be very big. I know one thing — you will cover it in a very big fashion.”
Trump, who said he will announce the news on Twitter “sometime probably Wednesday,” suggested it could “possibly” impact the election"
Haven't we heard this before? Though I do find it interesting that this takes place a few days after Jerome Corsi ended up in Mitt Romney's press corps. With 15 days left, they may be pulling out all the mud they can at this point.
Tracy Dorsey aka "KenyanBornObamaAcorn" isn't impressed.
"KenyanBornObamAcorn
Party: N/A
Reply #3
Oct. 22, 2012 - 8:36 AM EST
Yeah Yeah, heard it before.
Most "with it" Americans already know that Obama is a FRAUD, we just can't seem to get the media to tell the truth. It would be nice if Trump got the facts out there that prove Obama is ineligible, but he's done this so many times that people have lost faith in him!
REMOVE THE USURPER!]"
22 October -Some of the Birther Report inmates aren't impressed by Trump.
"Birther143p · 1 day ago
This better be the one we have been waiting for Donald.
"Bloodless Coup · 6 hours ago
As far as Trump's announcement goes I am certain that it's a lot of hype."
And "Dealio" is annoyed that Birther Report won't talk about the Nitrous Queen.
"Dealio · 1 day ago
This site can hardly be considered a Birther Report. The two biggest stories are not being reported. #1- Dr. Orly Taitz's trial Monday in In. I'd bet the farm that, no matter what, the judge rules in favor of the illegal and co. That's a given. #2 story is the traitorous, lying, crook sheriff is finally being seen, recognized, and exposed for what he is. It's about time the sheriff and co. are called out."
22 October - Remember how in 2008 that active-duty military were donating more to Barack Obama than to John McCain??
Well, how do the numbers look in 2012?
First off, in the 2008 primaries, Rep. Ron Paul got the most donations from active-duty personnel, with Sen. Barack Obama coming in second.
Now?
"Former Republican presidential hopeful Ron Paul received significant support from the military for his strong stance on bringing troops home, and that briefly continued even after Romney pulled ahead as the clear GOP candidate.
Now, though, the military's support has shifted toward Obama. Romney has consistently received little financial backing from military donors.
Despite the fact that Paul once raised almost twice as much as Obama did from the military, the president has received $536,414 from military donors, compared to Paul's $399,274 and Romney's $287,435, according to research by the Center for Responsive Politics. These numbers are based on donations greater than $200, as reported to the Federal Election Commission. "
End result:
"Fundraising numbers for the month of September show Obama continuing to dominate when it comes to contributions from the military. The new data, which came in after the story below was published Oct. 15, show he raised $142,197, just a shade less than he collected in August, his strongest month with this set of donors. Romney brought in $111,015 for his best month ever with military donors, but that was still 22 percent less than Obama received.
The new numbers bring Obama's total from military donors to $678,611, and Romney's to $398,450."
But what happened to all that military support the GOP loves to tout?? Why the military is supposed to hate President Obama, just ask any birther!
22 October - Part one of an Eyewitness Report of Dr. Orly's hearing in Indiana. (Thanks to "A Legal Lohengrin" for making the sacrifice.)
"I arrived about 10 minutes late and missed the preliminaries of the dumbest legal proceeding I have ever attended."
22 October - Part two of "A Legal Lohengrin's" eyewitness report.
"During this point at the argument, as a trivial observation, I notice why Orly's hair gets more disordered as these hearings proceed. I had speculated that her insanity was just seeping out of her head and messing up her hair at the earlier hearing, but the explanation is more mundane. It seems that she does these little petulant hair-flips whenever she's told to shut up or otherwise frustrated in her attempts to screech, and this is what disorders her hair. She should learn to stop doing that. It looks stupid and petulant and messes up her hair. It was reasonably neat at the beginning of the hearing but by now it once again resembles a well-beaten meringue."
Oh, and Dr. Orly stepped on the Judge's toes a bit:
"Orly then dismisses Strunk, who leaves.
This is before the defense is allowed to cross examine him, and without the permission of the court. Joel says he has no cross examination for Strunk anyway. (Joel had nothing to cross examine Strunk on because everything he was asked was either objected to and sustained or stricken. I believe Strunk's testimony of record consists of the fact that his name is Christopher Earl Strunk and that he is from Brooklyn, New York.)
Judge Reid warns Orly that to dismiss a witness and "usurp" the authority of the court again would be contempt. Then we move on to Felicito Papa"
22 October - And the "October Surprise" that had Birther Report all a buzz??
22 October - Fake Black Army Captain Pam Barnett whines that she didn't get to go play on the witness stand in Dr. Orly's Indiana Birther Ballot Jihad hearing.
"Orly had kept reminding the Judge that she had paid thousands of dollars to bring all of the witnesses there to try to speed up the proceedings. But in the end the judge abruptly cut the trial off even though she was hearing testimony regarding an issue of national security and Bob Kern and I did not get to testify. She didn’t even let my documents be put on the record.
(fawning butt-kissing of Dr. Orly snipped)
Sorry that I was not able to testify. I had prepared many, many hours. The fight goes on."
22 October - Part three of "A Legal Lohengrin's" report of Dr. Orly's Indiana Birther Ballot Jihad.
"We're back to Felicito Papa, with more argument about his qualifications. Judge Reid points out there are two prongs to the issue of expert testimony. One is whether the witness has the necessary skill. The other is whether they used an acceptable methodology so that their testimony is reliable.Papa then makes the dumbest argument I've ever heard in person, stating that the document had layers, again, which we're already aware is true of a certain document examined by Papa in Illustrator. Adobe Illustrator didn't exist in 1961. Really, this is the argument."
*Faceplant*
"Orly asks a question involving whether the White House website has any more "veracity" than any other website on the Internet. Kind of a dumb point to make, since all of Papa's testimony is supposedly based on the Illustrator document Papa derived from the White House website and the magical layers found therein.
After a motion to strike the response, Judge Reid indicated that the court would disregard the response. So, apparently, did I.
Felicito is dismissed. By the court this time.
Judge Reid states that the "trial" will end at 1:00 p.m., period, even if it's in the middle of a sentence."
How very interesting….
22 October - How very tacky and tasteless.
"I guess this is what happens late in the tight presidential race. Ronna Romney is the ex-sister-in-law of Mitt Romney. She’s apparently remained close to the Romney family. She has a minor role in the Romney campaign in Florida and has recently appeared at campaign events in Michigan with her daughter.
Earlier this afternoon she posted these grotesque images of the mangled body of the late Ambassador Chris Stevens with the words “Obama killed him” surrounded by dripping blood."


All those iterations of "Forget them!" in McGrew's diatribe remind me of movies that have been over-dubbed for TV with Al Pacino screaming "Forget you!" in place of the other F-word. I'm sure that's the word McGrew would like to use too. But I would rather have his out-and-out racism than yet one more video clip of some smug-faced middle-aged white lady using euphemisms like "He's not a real American" or "She doesn't act like a real First Lady". At least you know where McGrew stands.
Re the Donald's big October surprise, I'll bet that's going to come close to a Rick-roll too. He has a new season of his TV show coming up, doesn't he? He doesn't care how ridiculous he'll seem as long as he gets publicity.
Posted by: MaryRC | October 23, 2012 at 07:35 PM
So Trump's BFD was an offer to give a $5 million check to charity if Obama presents his college records and passport application.
Considering Trump's history of bad debts, if Obama lowered himself to the challenge, it'd be another case of Trump's mouth writing checks his ass can't cash.
Posted by: MarkM | October 24, 2012 at 11:25 AM
If Obama did show them, Trump would just say they weren't the long-form transcripts and refuse to write the check.
Posted by: Lancelot Link | October 24, 2012 at 03:47 PM
If Obama did show them, Trump would just say they weren't the long-form transcripts and refuse to write the check.
Exactly. Trump's imaginary $5 million is safe because no matter what the President might produce, Trump will move the goalposts. I truly hope that Obama gives him what he deserves, which is to completely ignore him. I'd hate to see Obama even acknowledge this with a joke.
By the way, if Trump does have $5 million to give to charity, why doesn't he just give it to charity? Why are you such a tightwad, Don?
Posted by: MaryRC | October 24, 2012 at 07:47 PM