In today's dispatches, President Obama makes fun of the birthers. The birthers respond by showing why people make fun of them. More about the birther rental cars, including the fact the owner is a known liar. The person behind the silly "birth film" may be uncovered, while Joel Gilbert is getting upset that his sugar daddy may be uncovered as well.
President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and the Obama campaign respond though attorneys to Dr. Orly's Mississippi claims. Viscount Monckton continues to play birther while insisting he's not a birther, with the level of credibility you would expect from him. Paranoia, lies. and racism? It must be Birther Report. Larry Klayman has his own Fantasy Tiddlywinks League meeting, with the expected (and more than likely pre-determined) results.
Tribble Mobility Scooter and Romney surrogate Donald Trump shows that Hurricane Sandy is no match for the hot air coming from his pinhole. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney rebrands his campaign. Or at least tries to pretend he's not campaigning when he is. Some does another "hanging Obama" and gets the expected visit from the Secret Service.
John Dummett and Gary Kreep are handed another birther loss in court. Dr. Orly finds a new "expert" who isn't. Oh, and he's still upset by her last trip to Mississippi. The judge in the birther civil war is getting cranky. And Dr. Orly's rent-a-plaintiff Henry Tisdale is just looking to buy or rent an honest judge.
27 October - You know, President Obama really likes to make fun of the birthers.
"President Obama recounted Mitt Romney‘s time as governor of Massachusetts, focusing on tax cuts he give to wealthy families while raising taxes (or fees, as Romney has referred to them) on the middle class. Listing all the fees Romney raised, Obama added that he “raised fees to get a birth certificate — which would have been expensive for me.”
27 October - Some more about Tea Party candidate Carl Paladino's decision to put birther bumper stickers on the cars from his Thrifty Rental franchise.
"Ellicott Development Co., whose founder and chairman is Paladino, operates Thrifty Car Rental and Dollar Rent a Car at the Buffalo Niagara airport, and Thrifty Car Rental at Rochester International Airport. He said he has not decided whether to remove the bumper stickers from the rental vehicles."
Somehow I suspect Thrifty could tell you to remove them or lose the franchise.
Oh, and he claims not to be a birther.
"Paladino, who refused to talk to the Huffington Post, said it got the story “upside-down.”
“I’m not a birther, I’m an American,” he declared. He said he was “fed up” with Obama after the attack and murder of four Americans at the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, Libya, on Sept. 11. He said the president is not telling the truth about what happened and that Obama defies basic American precepts and has weakened the country.
“For that reason, I don’t believe he is an American. I don’t think he fosters the American ideals,” Paladino said. “I could care less where Obama was born. I don’t feel he is an American with American values doing the best for America.”
Interesting claim, since he's sent out birther emails before.
Gee, what a surprise. He's a liar.
27 October - "Dr. Conspiracy" may have just uncovered the mysterious "Peter Rehnquist" that make that hysterically fake Obama "birth film"
"When I talked via a Skype™ video call to the purveyor of the Obama birth video today, my video recording setup was a total bust. Not having an image to work with, beyond my memory, I looked through all the images on the Internet until I found him1 so that I could let other people know what he looked like (and that he was not “Peter Rehnquist,” the former Supreme Court Justice’s son).
The only problem with this photo is that it appears to be a person identified as Nimrod Kamer."
Nimrod Kamer is an Israeli sitcom actor who has a reputation as a celebrity prankster.
28 October - Birther Report shows, once again, how bent out of shape the birtherstani get when President Obama makes fun of them.
"Acetylide 71p · 2 days ago
Criminals often like to mock the victims of their crime and they certainly like to boast about their crime, Obama is no different. He laughs and thinks it's so funny that he can present a pdf birth certificate on whitehouse.gov that is phonier than a 3 dollar bill and the media doesn't bat an eye!"
"Gringo · 2 days ago What is it going to take for people to wake up and realize that something is very wrong when you have a sitting president with so many facts about his life hidden? Why on his first day in office create an executive order sealing all of his records??? My guess is if we rely on the msm we will never know the truth about this usurper. Unless, just speculation, that executive order is one of the seven seals opened in th book of Revelation. LOL Seriously, I am so frustrated by the usurpers lies, secrets and deceit!!! And now he taunts us daily and laughs in our faces while he is destroying our country and setting the middle east on fire. Let's band together and get those records unsealed before the election!!!! This usurper is totally lawless, if loses the election he will probably create an executive order declaring himself usurper for life. God forbid he declares martial law, then the constitution is suspended for a minimum of 6 months!"
"Birther1 53p · 2 days ago
Desperate people doe and say desperate things. "
"CA_Holly 72p · 1 day ago
Criminologists know offenders often have a subconscious desire to be caught. Sometimes because they want credit and publicity, other times because of gnawing regret. The arsonist returns to the ashes; the murderer joins in the search for someone missing; the forger of a painting leaves signature brush strokes on the canvas -- or in this case, a usurper who can't let his magnum opus recede from the headlines for long. His ego, his narcissism forbids it.
Whether by way of White House signals to party and media surrogates to keep mocking birthers, by splashing images of the manipulated pdf on gear peddled at the campaign store, or by tauntingly referring to the subject himself on the campaign trail, Obama belies a twisted inner need to have his fraud exposed to all the world. I say we don't stop until he gets his wish."
"patriot ron · 23 hours ago
the cost of forged documents are going up. looks like the cost of ones that actually work to pass as good are way out of Obama's price range. the gig is up Obama your so busted and its about time you were charged with the crimes you are pulling on the people of this nation. this only goes away when the cell door slams shut on your ass!"
29 October - The attorneys for President Barack Obama, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, and the Obama for America campaign, file an answer and affirmative defenses to Dr. Orly's first amended complaint.
(Scribd link here)
"The three unnumbered paragraphs appearing on the top half of page 2 of the Complaint are introductory in nature, indicating that the Plaintiffs are seeking declaratory relief, injunctive relief and treble damages. These allegations do not appear to set forth any facts or law requiring admission or denial by Defendants. "
Or facts and law on anything else either.
"This Answer follows the paragraph numbering of the First Amended Complaint. The numbers are sometimes out of order or repetitive and some paragraphs are unnumbered. Such unnumbered paragraphs are denoted _. where appropriate"
"The complaint consists entirely of immaterial, impertinent, and scandalous matter, has been filed for an improper purpose, and should be stricken pursuant to FED.R.CIV.P. 12(f)"
"Plaintiffs claims are barred, in whole or in part, because Plaintiffs have unclean hands."
You mean Dr. Orly's habit of submitting "evidence" her or her sources got illegally??
" WHEREFORE, PREMISES CONSIDERED, President Barack H. Obama, II,Representative Pelosi, Democratic Leader of the United States House of Representatives, andObama For America respectfully request that their foregoing Answer and Affirmative Defenses to Plaintiffs First Amended Complaint be received and they hereby move the Court to dismissPlaintiffs claims, with prejudice, to assess all costs of this action to Plaintiffs, and to grant
Defendants all such further relief as is deemed just and proper.Defendants further respectfully request that this court assess attorneys fees againstPlaintiffs pursuant to the Mississippi Litigation Accountability Act of 1988, FED.R.CIV.P. 11and/or 28 U.S.C. § 1927, for a wholly frivolous, unreasonable, vexatious and malicious complaint."
Good heavens, I think I could hear Dr. Orly's screeching all the way up here.
Oh, and can we please has sanctions now? Thanks.
29 October - Viscount Monckton decides to take an ad out in the Washington Times, following the footsteps of the Article II Super Duper Extra Crispy bucket of PAC and Charles Kerchner.
(Scribd link here)
In a nutshell, Monckton follows Donald Trump's idea and offers Michelle Obama $64,000 to charity if President Obama and the State of Hawaii allow access to Joe Arpaio and his posse of "experts" to run rampant though their records.
The main problems with this are:
1) Access to those records are governed by Hawaiian State Law. President Obama doesn't have the authority to ask the State of Hawaii Department of Health to ignore State Law for this purpose.
2) Joe Arpaio has no "experts" in forensic document analysis in his posse, only a bunch of biased wannabes.
3) No level of evidence would satisfy any of them.
What's funny is Monckton saying:
"I am no “birther”, but your “birth certificate” is bogus. Is the President the President? (at moncktononline.com) details the forgery. Wherever you were born, the White House website is the most visible crime-scene in history. A crime has been and continues to be committed there. A forgery is a forgery is a forgery."
This would be like Monckton saying "I'm no sheep shagger, but I've ran around the back pasture several times with my pants off looking for some lovely ewe to roger repeatedly". You simply can't say you're not a birther and then proceed to repeat all the birthers lies and myths.
29 October - So how does Birther Report respond to Monckton's offer?
Mostly with paranoia.
"Darkhorse Patriot · 2 hours ago
Mass murdering marxist death squad commander."
"Darkhorse Patriot · 3 hours ago
Plan on murdering all of us and our families, too? Where are your concentration camps and gas chambers? Have you dug the burial pits or will you make us do it? Will you shoot the disabled, too?"
30 October - Larry Klayman updated his own Fantasy Tiddlywinks League webpage to include the tagline "The Time for Revolution Has Come!"
Which may have something to do with Klayman claiming he's now "indicted" both President Obama and Vice-President Biden.
"A true bill of indictment was issued by a Citizens' Grand Jury in Ocala, Florida, who reviewed evidence and voted unanimously to indict Obama and Biden at 6:02 pm on October 29, 2012.
The authority for a Citizens' Grand Jury can be found at www.citizensgrandjury.com.
The criminal defendants, Obama and Biden, will now be given notice of their indictment, arraigned and then tried for their alleged crimes"
So the jury consisted of Larry Klayman, Sammie Sewell, and the usual gang of idiots, coming up with a pre-determined "guilty" verdict before going out for a Denny's grand slam, right?
"This indictment (see www.citizensgrandjury.com) of Obama and Biden is just the first step in a legal revolution to reclaim the nation from establishment politicians, government officials and judges who have represented only their own political and other interests at the expense of 'We the People.' Obama and Biden will now be tried in a court of law and I am confident that they will be convicted of these alleged crimes."
Ummm….what court of law?? Your pretend "grand jury", much like the other pretend "grand juries" over the last few years, has no legal validity. Unless you're planning to have a pretend trial like James Manning did.
30 October - World Nut Daily reports that Joel Gilbert is claiming that his bank account has been "hacked"
"The maker of the controversial film “Dreams from My Real Father” claims a journalist has been investigating the movie using information that could only have been obtained by hacking into his company’s bank account.
Director Joel Gilbert says unknown parties appear to have illegally acquired “private company bank information” and supplied it to journalist Seth Rosenfeld, who in turn has been using the information to ply answers from customers who purchased large quantities of his DVD, as well as a limited partner."
“The only way our banking information could have been obtained would have been through illegal hacking into our private company bank accounts,” Gilbert claimed in a statement. “The information was not public.”
Rosenfeld is a former reporter with the San Francisco Chronicle and is listed as a correspondent with the Center for Investigative Reporting, an organization funded in part by left-wing activist and billionaire George Soros.
Gilbert asserts that Rosenfeld is using information from his bank’s online servers that can only be accessed with a confidential user ID and password."
Why do I think this is less "hacking" and more "investigative reporting". with Gilbert trying a CYA move in case said reporter finds out who his sugar daddy is?
"Gilbert figures Rosenfeld may be trying to prove the Romney campaign is somehow tied to the DVD.
“This won’t work because, No. 1: I have no association with the Romney campaign,” Gilbert says, “and No.2: The evidence in my film is overwhelming that Obama’s real biological father is Frank Marshall Davis, the Communist Party USA propagandist who became Obama’s ideological father.”
Considering how accurate Gilbert has been in the past, I now strongly suspect that his sugar daddy has SOME tie to the Romney campaign…..
30 October - So with Hurricane Sandy battering the East Coast and New York City, tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump's main focus is on….Donald Trump.
Because of the hurricane, I am extending my 5 million dollar offer for President Obama's favorite charity until 12PM on Thursday.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 30, 2012
"Just so we're clear, Trump is aware of the devastating effects of the storm, he knows millions are and will be struggling, and he's willing to donate $5 million to charity -- but only if President Obama humors him and accommodates Trump's ridiculous conspiracy theory.
Remember, this isn't just some random television personality with a reality show. Donald Trump has made a series of public appearances with Mitt Romney, and the Republican even held a press conference to stand alongside Trump when the conspiracy theorist announced his support for the candidate."
30 October - Racist much?
"The front window of the Sumner County Democratic Party office in Gallatin, Tennessee was defaced on Monday with a bumper sticker that refers to President Barack Obama as a “bro” and First Lady Michelle Obama as a “ho.”
But Maria Brewer, the vice chairman of the Sumner County Democratic Party, told WKRN-TV she plans to leave the bumper sticker where it is as a reminder of “the attitudes that are out there.” The bumper sticker reads, “The bro and his ho gotta go.”
Brewer, who is also a Democratic candidate for the State Senate, described the bumper sticker as offensive and disturbing."
30 October - Meanwhile, Mitt Romney has decided to call their campaigning "storm relief".
"Yesterday, the Republican team said it had canceled today's campaign event in Ohio. Mitt Romney was set to headline a "victory rally" at a specific venue in Dayton, alongside specific celebrity guests, but out of sensitivity, the event was scrapped.
Instead, Romney will appear at the exact same venue at the exact same time with the exact same celebrity guests, but it will be billed as a "storm relief event." What about yesterday's promise about cancellations? A Republican official said Romney/Ryan hadn't broken its word because, technically, this is "not a campaign event per se."
Hmm. The badge for today's "storm relief event" says "victory rally"; the sign on the door described the event as a "campaign rally"; they're playing the campaign warm-up songs for the audience; and before the "storm relief event" could begin, campaign officials showed the official campaign video on Romney's awesomeness.
But don't worry, it's "not a campaign event per se."
Those who praised Romney/Ryan for their restraint in the face of a national disaster yesterday may want to rethink the acclaim."
30 October - Salon comments on Donald Trump's reaction to Sandy.
"As we know all too painfully well, on Monday, Hurricane Sandy battered much of the eastern United States. Mr. Trump’s home of New York City was especially hard hit. Here’s just a small snapshot: NYU Hospital had to be evacuated when a backup generator failed, causing rescue workers to shepherd patients “in the areas of adult critical care, pediatric critical care, neonatal intensive care and obstetrics” down several flights of stairs to other hospitals. In Queens, a six-alarm fire decimated an entire neighborhood. On Tuesday morning, MTA chairman Joseph Lhota declared, “This by far has been the most devastating disaster that the MTA has ever experienced.” Ten New Yorkers so far have been confirmed dead in the storm. City Meals on Wheels is trying to deliver food to shut-in elderly New Yorkers. A still uncalculated number of people are now homeless, and the financial and long-term emotional damage to the city is only beginning to be felt. The mayor’s office is currently being flooded with offers from would-be volunteers who want to assist in the recovery effort.
Obviously, Donald Trump is upset about this. Because it’s taking attention away from Donald Trump. And his Twitter stream, always a torrent of thought diarrhea, has, since Sandy wreaked her havoc, become especially absurdist. The day after one of the most disastrous events in New York City history, Trump has been busy bragging that “people are having a great time in the Trump Tower atrium” and that ”I am the best builder but if that were my building with the crane mishap, I would have been lambasted from coast to coast.”
More significantly, though, for Trump, Sandy is problematic because clearly it’s just one big sympathy ploy from Obama. “Hurricane is good luck for Obama again – he will buy the election by handing out billions of dollars. Not only giving out money, but Obama will be seen today standing in water and rain like he is a real president —don’t fall for it.” Yes, neonatal care babies being evacuated in the midst of a storm — what a windfall for the president.
But hey, Trump is willing to hand out money, too. On Tuesday morning, he generously announced, “Because of the hurricane, I am extending my $5 million offer for President Obama’s favorite charity until noon on Thursday.”
You know what? I can’t even laugh at this pompous ass right now. I can’t even find his epic hubris and freakish Obama obsession entertaining. Something about the fires and the explosions and the water damage and the wondering when my children will be able to go back to school and the not being able to reach my mother on the phone and the trees knocked down all around my neighborhood have done something to my sense of levity, I guess. Something about the thought of all the people in real trouble right now, who’ve lost so much, makes me angry."
30 October - Gilbert's liefest continues to make news.
"Independent Florida voter Jane Bowman smelled something bad, too, when she recently discovered a DVD in her mailbox questioning the identity of Obama's father.
"I think it's just a dirty trick. It just astonished me," said Bowman, a Jacksonville resident who says she plans to vote for Obama as she did four years ago. "I think they're doing everything they can to win Florida. It's a sorry situation."
The DVD's director, who says he has mailed some 7 million copies to homes in swing states, says that he is unaffiliated with political campaigns or their supporters and that the film reflects his own painstaking research into Obama's family background.
The DVD, "Dreams from My Real Father," posits that the president's true father was a communist agitator, author and poet living in Hawaii named Frank Marshall Davis - not the Kenyan man who shares the president's name. Both men are now dead.
The title is a reference to Obama's book about his family history. That book does mention a poet named "Frank" who was a friend of Obama's maternal grandfather.
In an interview, DVD director Joel Gilbert described himself as a nonpartisan independent who seeks only to tell what he views as an extremely important story. Gilbert said he did not coordinate distribution of the DVD with any political entity and also took no political contributions to finance it. Yet the DVD was targeted at voters in key battleground states, including 1.5 million in Florida and 1.2 million in Ohio, according to Gilbert's website.
"It's a publicity measure," he said of the free mail distribution. "This has been an effort to force and embarrass the media into covering the content of the film."
Gilbert declined to disclose how the DVD and its distribution were financed, saying his production company is private and not required to. He has also made what he calls "mockumentaries" exploring whether former Beatle Paul McCartney might really be dead - as was rumored in the 1960s - and finding Elvis Presley alive and living as a federal agent in Southern California. He has also done films on Islamic-Jewish relations and Iran's strategic ambitions.
Obama campaign spokesman Adam Fetcher declined comment on the DVD."
30 October - You would think the people at "Obama Ballot Challenge" would know better.
30 October - And Yet Another One:
"An Iraq war veteran is explaining his controversial front yard Halloween display. It depicts the death of President Barack Obama"
I don't think it needs much explanation.
"The man who put it up did not want to go on camera, but he did talk to us about the meaning and his motive.
"I am a disabled vet. I lost my eye in Iraq fighting for these freedoms. I should be able to express them," he said.
This former soldier did not want his face shown, but the face he put on the dummy hanging from a noose in his front yard has his neighbors concerned. It's a Halloween mask of President Barack Obama
"I won't be voting for Obama. I guess you can say by him being out there hanging, it is time to get rid of him," said the man, who added that he won't be voting for Mitt Romney, either."
And yes, he won a visit from the Secret Service:
"The former National Guardsman, who did not wish to give his name, lives at the intersection of State Roads 47 and 39. His display contains a makeshift man hanging by noose wearing a mask of President Barack Obama.
The former soldier tells Eyewitness News that they questioned him about the display. He says that after questioning him agents do not see him as a threat to the safety and life of the president at this time. He also claims that the agents agreed that it is his First Amendment right to have the display.
When asked if he planned to continue displaying the president hanging by rope from his neck, the Iraq War veteran says he is thinking about taking it down because he is "mentally exhausted listening to people" who disagree with his display."
30 October - The Court adopts the tentative ruling in Dummett v Bowen.
(Scribd link here)
This may be the aptly named Gary Kreep's birther public swan song, as he won't be able to act as an attorney once he steps up as a judge. (Which doesn't mean he won't ghost-write something and let some other attorney sign their name to it.)
30 October - Bar the doors! Dr. Orly has a WHOLE new expert!!! (malware and redirect warning)
"Breaking new revelations of falsifications in Obama’s birth certificate! Based on affidavit attorneys for Democratic party submitted to Judge Wingate images of Obama’s BS with even more computer falsifications of record which made Obama’s forged BC look more genuine, this is being forwarded to Judge Wingate, DAs, Inspector General, CA and MS bar and other authorities
Posted on | October 30, 2012"
Followed by a daffidavit by one Dr. Henry Blake, BS in Mechanical Engineering, MS and Ph.D. in Engineering Mechanics. Funny, I don't see any forensic document experience there. And while he claims "40 years of experience with a variety of computers including: Personal Computers, Work Stations, Mainframes, and Super Computers.", I don't see any forensic computer experience there either.
Assuming, of course, someone isn't pulling her leg.
30 October - Dr. Orly is still pissed off by Scott Tepper's phone appearance. Not to mention that she seems to be seeing some writing on the wall. (malware and redirect warning)
"If Judge Wingate wanted to do something before the election, he would have scheduled a motion for preliminary injunction, sanctions against defendants for submitting forgeries, he would not have stayed depositions. If he wants to schedule only a hearing on a motion to dismiss based on pleadings, I wonder if he really has any intention to stop this flagrant forgery before the election. So far I did not see any decisions that would tell me that he wants this forgery to be exposed and prosecuted. He did not even order Scott Tepper to appear in court and respond regarding forged images of BC, he allows him to appear on the phone with a life line from his firm and no accountability, but obots know that already, don’t they, Ron?
Posted on | October 30, 2012 "
30 October - It really is amazing how low tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump will go.
"Trump suggested Obama would “buy the election” through federal aid doled out to states affected by the storm.
“Hurricane is good luck for Obama again -- he will buy the election by handing out billions of dollars,” Trump wrote. “Not only giving out money, but Obama will be seen today standing in water and rain like he is a real President -- don't fall for it.”
The Donald then pivoted back to his $5 million offer to Obama, suggesting charities the president could direct the money to if he accepts the offer."
31 October - We have the 22 October 2012 In Chambers order from Judge Guilford, regarding the 15 October 2012 hearing. This in the birther civil war between Dr. Orly and Philip Berg.
(Scribd link here)
"This case has wasted huge amounts of time, but very little time has been focused on the substance of the actual dispute at issue.Instead, both sides have expended incredible amounts of time calling each other namesand fighting over peripheral issues"
"At the hearing, the name calling continued. The oft-repeated charge that one of the plaintiffs is a felon was again raised, apparently implying that felons should not be allowed to bring civil lawsuits in our courts. It was reported that Attorney Taitz is subject to disciplinary proceedings in the Ninth Circuit for alleged misrepresentations concerning Attorney Berg’s disciplinary status. It has also been reported that Attorney Berg and Attorney Colen have been or are involved in disciplinary actions, and the latter confessed to “anger management” issues."
Well, Dr. Orly could try the patience of a saint.
"…At the hearing, with whatever documents Berg chose to bring to a hearing to review status – presumably including his briefing on the subject – Attorney Berg was unable to identify the remaining plaintiffs and defendants in this case. This is an extraordinary failing, particularly at a hearing where the parties were to discuss status. This is yet another example of Attorney Berg’s failure to follow the letter and spirit of this Court’s Orders and the Local Rules of this Court."
"As the hearing came to an end on a very busy law and motion day with many attorneys in the Court on many other matters, Attorney Taitz said that she wished to speak. In the past, this has resulted in extensive speeches attacking a variety of people and not focusing on the matters at hand or the substance of this dispute."
In other words, she was acting normally for her.
"Before allowing Attorney Taitz to take time away from the many other pressing matters before the Court, the Court simply asked that she begin by stating what action she was seeking from the Court. Since Attorney Taitz has sought and obtained a stay of actions against her, the Court believes that she should be limited in seeking actions against others while the stay is in effect. Despite receiving multiple opportunities to simply begin by stating what she was seeking, Attorney Taitz was unable to do so and then acted extremely unprofessionally in this Court of the United States of America by rolling her eyes and exhibiting gestures of contempt."
Dr. Orly? Acting professional?? Why I never! Next you'll be asking - no, demanding - that she act sane and rational!! Don't you know you're dealing with the Nitrous Queen here! Shriek!!
"The Court is now considering what action it should take so that the limited resources of this Court – and taxpayer dollars – might not be further wasted in this case. Possibilities include a published opinion outlining all the misconduct that has occurred, orders prohibiting certain attorneys from further representation in this matter, and dismissals of claims."
I suppose spanking them both soundly and sending them to bed without supper isn't an option for the court?
31 October - Henry Tisdale (One of Dr. Orly's plaintiffs for rent), says one of the most ironically funny and hypocritical things I've read from a birther in a long while. Which takes some doing. (malware and redirect warning)
(Bold face mine)
October 31st, 2012 @ 6:56 am
…Yes Maria, Obama and his troops operate on lies and smiling photos; they have nothing else of solid evidence to defend his position. The truth is, according to my own research (yes Orly, I was one of the first to know that Obama was not an American). And where did I get my info? From the liberal wire service called Associated Press. They sent across the wires the fact that many Kenyans were celebrating at formal meetings, because a native Kenyan was a nominee for senator of Illinois in the U.S.
When I realized, after sending a dozen letters or so to congress, I had no clout, no law degree, no money or time to ask a lawyer to help me. This was the time when I came upon your web site, thank God."
Oh, you mean the "Associated Press" article that the original turned out to say something completely different than Tisdale claims??
Wow, that's a 2009 moldy oldie.
"I never had the time, the patience nor the character to uproot Obama, but I could see immediately that you had much more than that. You had talent, knowledge, and you turned out to be the very best investigative attorney I had ever met. All a streak of luck for me. Moreover I saw where you were organized and you had set up a professional web site and you also had a huge following. So how could I go wrong by joining you and your method for defending our Freedoms."
Well, you could have set fire to a pile of dollar bills and had much the same effect, only without becoming identified with a complete and total loon.
"Now, may I suggest to you, that we – the Dr Orly Taitz organization – establish our next objective to be a strong effort to send Obama to prison, no matter whether he wins or loses."
Well, last time I checked, "Presidenting While Black" wasn't a crime. No matter how much many birthers seem to think otherwise.
"Another thing my own research has uncovered is that Obama never had any type of BC anywhere in the United States. Do you recall his trip to Honolulu in Dec 2008, just after he was elected? He went to fetch from the HI Health Dept. the registration his own mother submitted and with the name, Barry Soetoro as the person being registered. Why that name? Her new husband gave him that name in Indonesia in the school system."
Phil Berg called, he wants his "Barry Soetoro" security blanket back.
And wow. This is another moldy oldie from 2008-2009. His internal playlist seems to be stuck on "V-Tel's Greatest Birther Lies of 2008-2009!"
"Now whether you use Gov. Abercrombie (and Trump) as witnesses is really academic"
And Dr. Orly is unlikely to get either.
"We know he did search high and low in the entire Archipelago to no success. Donald Trump did about the same thing. With that information on our side, Mr. Obama began lying immediately, and knew that he had no American BC anywhere."
At least according to the voices in Henry Tisdale's head.
"So, I am suggesting, that we, you and your followers put all our eggs in a single basket, and let’s not move around at Mach 1, to develop and file another claim, OK? When we do file it, we must inform all courts what you went through last time."
So the courts know immediately she's tried these claims in other courts and has been repeatedly ruled against. Good idea. That should give her Vexatious Litigator status in no time!
"Somewhere in this land of former beauty, doused with truth and honesty, we will find – even if we have to buy him/her – an honest, highly knowledgeable, heavily experienced on the federal bench, type of judge who will be willing to help us."
I want to pause for a moment to savor the irony here.
Tisdale wants to find "in this land of former beauty, doused with truth and honesty" an "honest, highly knowledgeable, heavily experienced" who is FOR SALE AND WILLING TO BE BOUGHT FOR A PRICE.
The cherry on top of that particular shit sundae is that Tisdale more than likely doesn't realize what he asked for is mutually exclusive!
"Moreover, we hope he has friends still on the bench and whose advice we will value highly."
Ah, so he wants a corrupt, morally bankrupt judge with friends who are equally corrupt as well. Good to know!