Dispatches From Birtherstan - 3-5 November 2012

In today's pre-election dispatches, looks like Larry Klayman appointed himself Lord High Prosecutor in his Fantasy Tiddlywinks League event. Dr. Kate is moving, while her readers continue their voyage to the bottom of the septic tank.

What would election eve be without a fantasy story from "Ulsterman"?? Dr. Orly jumps the gun in California, while Polland/Polarik crawls out from under his rock and going "look at me, look at me!". Cody Judy threatens the Supreme Court, and Jim Schneller does a last ditch "please please please keep the scary black man off the Pennsylvania ballot" lawsuit.

Pam Barnett's voice is offered for free from Amazon. It's not worth the price. Dr. Orly has a phone conference in Mississippi. It doesn't go well for her. Joseph Farah flip-flops like Mitt Romney. And some of Dr. Orly's commenters are rather Boothean or Oswaldian in their hatred.

1 November - Larry Klayman releases the "indictment" from his fantasy tiddlywinks league)

(PDF here)

Not surprising, Klayman was the fantasy tiddlywinks league "prosecutor". Hmmmm….wonder he's going to bring this up in his Alabama birther case…..

2 November - Looks like Dr. Kate is on the move.

"Dearest Readers: I am relocating away from the desert dunes to a new environment and am on the road as we speak. Though miles have passed already, I have a post in mind for the next time I get to rest, and its about loyalty. After all the lies, the murders, the spending, and now the obvious criminality of the Benghazi murders, only now will it dawn on people why the Founders required loyalty to America as a main criterion for the presidency. A loyal, true natural born citizen would not tell our military to stand down when Americans were being attacked, and then pretend to ‘be there’ during a hurricane and have the audacity to utter the words, ‘we don’t leave anyone behind’. The pathological criminal that usurped the presidency must go down to defeat at the polls, and with him, the entire left ideology that brought him to power. Both will become part of the dustbin of history."

Let's hope she found another job. One with generous mental health benefits.

And in comments, it's the poodle-brained one, Theresa Daniels.

"usapatriots-shout November 2, 2012 at 11:21 pm Our country is the umbrella that protects our homes, way of life and our rights to the pursuit of happiness. It isn’t just a matter of honor and patriotism–it is a matter of our highest and best interest. Just as we would not defecate in our homes, neither should we shit upon our own country. That is precisely what then black magic couple and their collection of celebrity traitors have done."

"Black magic couple", eh??

But the poodle-brained one is hopeful:

"usapatriots-shout
November 3, 2012 at 2:07 pm

"I have become so neurotic this election, I check the inter net every two or three hours to get news of the polls and election predictions. This is what is coming forward for me–all major indications and experienced pundits are now predicting a landslide Romney victory. Oh I feel so good when I read this. My hope soars to new levels. The way this malevolent liar is campaigning–”voting is the best revenge”. That idiot Maher saying “black people are going to get you” tells me they are like the drowning man grasping at any straw. They are desperate just three days to go. I comfort myself–finally we will be rid of this black cloud of evil over America.

Then I remember that’s how we all felt about Obamacare when the Supremes were going to give us a decision. Then I wonder–even if There is a landslide of votes for Romney–what will Obama and his thugs do to steal this election and crush our last hope again. I have never been more worried about an election in my entire life, Then I realize the last action for me in the face of this is prayer. I am praying 24/4 right now that Obama is defeated and America is rid of this scourge. Prayer is powerful and the more of us praying the easier it is to be heard. Long live America"

Ignoring the fact she was neurotic - and delusional - long before the election, note the wording of "black cloud of evil". Earlier she comments on the "black magic couple"

Racial issues much?

Oh, and let's not only be a racist asshat, but attack President Obama's children, why don't we?

"heather November 4, 2012 at 2:10 pm First off, I am really sick and tired of this racial war that barry keeps going, with affirmative action groups crying for the blacks—blacks in this country have had everything handed to them for generations. All pro sports are mostly blacks making millions of dollars. Three quarters of the rappers are blacks making millions of dollars–hmm key an west, be once come to mind, no wonder they push for barry–he continues this affirmative action give away and demands they must come first because they lag behind–well freakn no wonder–they get the wealth taken from us and everyone else.

Second, I have always said that those girls look not a thing like barry and mo and since MHO thinks MO is a transvestite, where did those girls come from?"

And then we go to "kill anyone we disagree with or don't like":

"Troy
November 4, 2012 at 9:19 pm
Of course he will and he’ll spur race riots……Let’s get this done once and for all…..There needs to be a great purge of communists by proxy – both black and white…..Ed Schultz and Bill Maher will be a perfect start and then the Southern Poverty Communist Law Center and ACLU-suck can be next….The list is looooooong!"

And

"Troy
November 4, 2012 at 11:09 pm
All of these brilliant sub-humans qualify for the great purge."

By which he means "Obama supporters".

2 November - We hadn't seen a pre-election "Ulsterman" fantasy yet.

"My #s right now, with all the data I’ve compiled, all my experience, and that gut feeling I told you about, has the governor circling about 300 elect orals on Tuesday with the chance for a bit more than that if trending really pops for us in the final 48 like we saw happen for Reagan back in ’80.

Now try and enjoy the weekend. Actually, I’ll end with this and I really mean it here. Know I’ve said it already but want to repeat it. If Barack Obama is re-elected on Tuesday they stole it. There is no way my straight up #s are that off. They will have stolen this election. Buried votes, multiple counts, all of that will have been done and to such a degree they risk exposure. But they might be willing to risk it. Ok, that probably doesn’t leave you in the right frame of mind to enjoy your weekend but wanted to say it again. Don’t underestimate the Romney team here though. They have been notified multiple times about this stuff and have the resources to make that kind of stealing much more difficult than previous elections. So while it’s a concern, it’s not something I’m losing sleep over. Not that I sleep much anyways these days.

How about by around 10:00 on Tuesday the drinks are on me? I’m more sure than not you’ll be in the mood for some celebration.

That’s my call."

Since Ulsterman has an unbroken track record of being 110% wrong….

3 November - I'm actually surprised. I really though Dr. Orly would wait until Wednesday morning (assuming President Obama wins a second term) to file this. (malware and redirect warning)

"New case Supreme Court of California, emergency application to stay certification of votes in 2012 election

Posted on | November 3, 2012 "

Radio show host and failed American Independent Party presidential candidate Laurie Roth is the rent-a-plaintiff for this one. It's pretty much the standard steaming pile of taitz, complete with Linda Jordan's illegal "evidence" and usual crop of wannabe "experts". Though guess who makes a reappearance!

"12. 2. Obama placed his candidacy on the ballot claiming to be a natural-born citizen based on forged identification papers. Exhibit 8 Affidavit of Ronald J. Polland PhD states “With my experience and specialization in digital and film imaging, my findings are conclusive, as outlined in exhibit “1″, that the PDF image submitted to the public by its posting on the White House website is a fabricated forgery created with the intention to defraud and disenfranchise the American People into believing that Barack Obama was a legal U.S. citizen and a fully qualified candidate for President.”

Haven't heard much from Polland/Polarik in a while.

3 November - George Miller reports that Cody Judy has sent a motion for reconsideration to the Supreme Court.

"Former 2012 presidential candidate Cody has been at the eligibility lawsuit business as long as anyone. He keeps knocking on SCOTUS’ door and told go ‘way, or they pretend not to even hear him. He has “standing,” a case and the will to keep pursuing it more relentlessly than the Energizer Bunny, as much even, I daresay, as Orly Taitz. He knew he wouldn’t be President and I suspect he knew he wouldn’t be allowed to win any cases, but has pursued the Constitutional principles against overwhelming odds. The payoff is that many thousands have learned of “Obama” and enablers’ felony fraud and misprision of felony crimes. This WILL affect the election, will affect peoples’ perception of the enablers and will affect their perceptions of weaknesses of the law and enforcement to support our Constitution. "

Funny how Miller forgets to mention Judy's history as a convicted felon…..

"It won’t be over after the election, by the way."

What a surprise.

(Scribd link to Judy's petition here)

"ARGUMENT OF THE MOTION FOR RECONSIDERATION
There was no legal reason for which the WRIT should have been returned, and the proof of that was that the document was received by the Court without any corrections in my July 14th Letter to the Court, both of these letters expressed the concern that Justice was being thwarted and my case was being severely discriminated against in an unlawful and injudicious way that violated Court procedure and that by these actions my case was being removed from the Justices until the following Session which was a manipulation of the election suited strategically in the Defendants favor ultimately breaking restraint of the political doctrine question that favored the Defendant from the get-go."

So you start off your argument by attacking the Supreme Court. Good move.

"As such the EMERGENCY MOTION was not ruled upon, never has been ruled upon, and because it was not ruled upon, warrants a complete RECONSIDERATION by the Justices of the Court without the hindrance or cover of Weldon v. Obama suited as a distraction or subversion by which justice could so easily be sacrificed on the altar representing a disembowelment and quartering of all the United States Supreme Court Justices."

And straight to threats! Great!

"If that’s too much to ask for, or for some God forsaken reason is too beneath the Justices of the Court to consider worthy their devout consideration, then Petitioner prays to God with the fervent religious sentiment and protections granted him to do so, that every one of those Cowardice Bastards of Hell will be slaughtered in the disrespectful way in which they have treated their offices, and that in every orifice of their body, a copy of the Constitution will be stuffed, that through the timeless eternities of the after-life they may gaze down upon their bodies and always remember the reasons that they met such gruesome fate. They simply didn’t take seriously enough their jobs, and that rather than resign their duties to worthy and choice men and women, they chose of their own free will and volition to desecrate the highest office of the land, protected by the Supreme Law of the Land, scratching their memories into the annals of history as DOMETIC ENEMIES of the United States of America."

So let's see. A convicted felon with a history of threatening public figures just called for the murder of every member of the Supreme Court. I'm sure the Supreme Court clerks will let Law Enforcement know of this right away.

4 November - Polland/Polarik also makes an appearance at The American Stinker.

It's a pretty good recap of the last four years of his lies and debunked claims. Including his idea that President Obama's COLB must be a forgery because he can't duplicate how it was forged.

"I spent six months in 2009 reverse-engineering the online image to determine exactly how it was made. I attempted to make it naturally using three different scanners and three genuine 2007 COLBs. After several hundred hours of making trial images, I concluded that no scanner on the planet could ever have made the Obama COLB image, and the image did not look like any genuine 2007 COLB ever made. This was a one-of-a-kind image that Factcheck photographed as a printout and not as a real paper birth certificate."

Which is why he had to make his own fake.

"After deconstructing Obama's online COLB image, I forensically reconstructed an exact duplicate of it using Adobe Photoshop. The reason why I created a clone of Obama's online COLB was to achieve two objectives.

First, it demonstrated that the online image was a fabrication made by someone using pieces of other people's COLBs and then assembled to look like an original 2007 COLB. I created a video on how I reconstructed it and posted it on my YouTube channel."

Basically: "See, I made a fake COLB, so President Obama's COLB must be a fake too!!"

And once again, the birther universal truth:

4 November - George Miller reports that Jim Schneller has filed a Motion for an injunction to keep President Obama off the Pennsylvania ballot.

Cutting it rather close, aren't you?

"Jim Schneller of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, who sought in 2008 to stop Pennsylvania’s Governor from certifying the 2008 vote and electoral vote to Congress"

How did that work out for you, skippy?

"…is pursuing an action that now seeks an injunction to the Pennsylvania Secretary of the Commonwealth, and Governor, to remove Barack Obama from the ballot or postpone the election, pending appeal of a suit filed by Schneller earlier this year that seeks resolution of the question of qualification of Barack Obama as a natural born citizen, and other issues."

Somehow I suspect he'll have the same results as he did in 2008.

"The suit also seeks a quo warranto testing or revocation of Barack Obama’s title to office, based on lack of status as a natural born citizen, improper oath at time of inauguration, fraud in stating “qualified for office” in his 2012 certificate of nomination presented to Pennsylvania officials, and (borrowing from Commander Charles F. Kerchner’s petition,) Obama’s using of an unregistered, unchanged name, rather than his true name Barry Soetero."

And a pony.

5 November - So over the weekend, fake black army captain Pam Barnett's book was offered as a free download at Amazon.

The usual cast of characters did their reviews. Chris Farrell for example (the Jr. College "journalist" who claims to be a deserter from the French Foreign Legion), Arnie Rosner, Dr. Orly herself. Neil Sankey. Ed Noonan. George Miller. William Lolli, Lolli, Lolli (get your fruitcakes here). Sammie Sewell (who still seems to be operating under the delusion the birthers are "winning"). Charles Kerchner. Susan Daniels. and Anthony Dolz. All of whom are remarkably thin-skinned (as usual).

As my review said, "Free - And overpriced":

"While it's satisfying to know that no trees died for this waste of space, a lot of electrons were awfully troubled.

Pam Barnett (aka "Black Female Army Captain" at the old "TexasDarlin" website, before it was found that only the "female" part was currently active and she was "retired" from the Army), is a long time birther dating back to the PUMA days. As such, her book is merely a rehashed mass of the various lies, myths, false claims, and paranoid conspiracy claims that has so graced birtherstan for the last several years.

Despite the fact that over 150 court cases have ruled against the birtherstani (including at least two in which Pam Barnett was herself a plaintiff), and despite the fact that US law, US civil code, the US Constitution, and, for that matter, reality, all argue against the birthers claims. This doesn't stop them from spinning a wild-eyed flight of fancy to make up for their unreasoning hatred towards the President of the United States.

Ms. Barnett's liver de matiéres fécales, while amusing for the discerning connoisseur of conspiracy theory, fails completely to make it's point. Instead, the reader is treated to a repeated whine about how nobody in the reality-based community cares to buy into their fable. The extended tour into the paranoia section of YouTube, while amusing in of itself, only underscores the complete and total lack of factual information.

I would recommend to the buyer of any printed version that they see if an edition is offered on rolls of long thin paper. This would serve to give this échec époque some practical value that the contents completely fail to deliver."

By and large, if you want a conspiracy book about President Obama, "The Lizard King" is far more believable than Pam Barnett's tripe.

5 November - Report on phone conference in Dr. Orly's Mississippi Birther Ballot jihad case.

"All parties are on the phone at 10:30, except Taitz.

Court clerk has to call Taitz at 10:35."

Not a good start.

"Taitz tries to deflect issue of her lack of candor by talking about forgery of birth certificate and new affidavit (which she has not yet filed), and multiple attacks on Scott Tepper. (Taitz speaks for 5 minutes.)

Court cuts her off and says he was waiting to see what JPML was doing. Now that JPML has rejected the case, Court wants to proceed on the merits and does not intend to take them up by telephone. He notes that he was ready to hear it last Thursday and this morning – and everyone but Taitz was available. (This puts the lie to Taitz's statement on her website that 3 lawyers weren't available, unless they are all named Taitz.)"

Also not a good start.

"Taitz also notifies the Court that she plans to file another motion for sanctions, which will include an affidavit from her new Tennessee expert. Because he’s 70, "infirm," and has to take care of his wife, he doesn’t want to appear, he wants to do it by declaration. Court states it will not take something like that by declaration."

Hmmmm….Wonder if it's McLearan……

"The Court cuts Taitz off and asks for a date certain for hearing on pending motions. All counsel except Taitz agree to November 16, despite some conflicts. Taitz sighs, says she has important family matters [details provided but not reported here], but will "make herself available." (Heroically.)"

Oh shucky darn.

"Walter Dukes (counsel for the Hawai'i defendants, whose brother just completed his term as President of MS Bar, and whose former partner is now a federal judge) then brings up issue of Taitz representing other plaintiffs and practicing law illegally in MS. Taitz responds by saying that Leah Lax wants to dismiss her claim. There is a discussion of Taitz’s allegedly representing the other plaintiffs and a copy of her engagement letter with Ms. Lax which Taitz sent to MS counsel over the weekend (after Lax wrote a letter saying Taitz was her lawyer, don't write Lax directly). Tepper says engagement letter (paraphrasing: "I'm your attorney where I get admitted and a co-plaintiff where I'm not") is a ploy allowing Taitz to represent other plaintiffs without being admitted pro hac. (Tepper notes that this has been a tactic of hers in many other cases. When she can’t appear pro hac, she just finds other plaintiffs and just signs their names to the complaint.) Taitz then launches into a lengthy discussion of fraud and claims she is not representing anybody in Mississippi except herself. "

Wow. Full metal CYA there.

"Judge is about to order that Taitz notify other plaintiffs to appear but notes that he doesn’t have their addresses. Taitz claims she provided physical addresses first to court, then to Sam Begley. But Court can’t find and Tepper says they were never provided. Judge instructs Taitz to provide names and addresses of the other plaintiffs.

Taitz hangs up. Then calls back in. "

Is she TRYING to piss off the judge here?

"Court takes over the call. Tells Taitz she is a party and can call witnesses. Tepper objects and says resolution of the MJOP and MTD don’t need witnesses. Tepper then says he and his clients will not be ready for witnesses related to Taitz’s sanctions motion, because they would need time to depose the so called experts, noting that that the new expert (who Taitz claims is one of her "many Ph.D.s") has a Ph.D. in mechanical engineering and his only expertise in this field is that he’s looked at a computer screen for more than 10 years. Tepper says none of her experts would qualify under Daubert and reiterates that experts aren’t needed if the court limits the hearing to the MJOP and MTD.

Court agrees. The current motions do not call for witnesses. And that motion for sanctions that had not been filed yet will not be heard at November 16 hearing. (This, after Tepper pointed out that if she does not prevail on dispositive motions, her motion for sanctions would be improper.)

Taitz gets panicky. She suggests consolidating everything into a single hearing be heard on November 30. She goes off for 10 minutes on merits issues. Taitz once again takes over proceedings and goes on and on about coming from a communist regime, being a pro se, she will take depositions in Hawai’i and on and on. (Again, heroically, since she says she is doing this pro se and paying for everything herself.)

Court then stops Taitz (who at one point screeches "Let me feenish . . .") "

LAUGH!!!

5 November - Dr. Orly goes on an extended whine about the phone conference (malware and redirect warning)

"So, I am demanding discovery on this issue and sanctions, saying that this is evidence of falsification upon falsification. I told the judge today that this is likeWatergate: the worst thing was cover up. Here we have evidence of cover up: they refuse to produce originals and there is futher obstruction of justice and falsification to make it look more genuine, cover the initial evidenc eof forgery."

Yeah, good luck with that skippy.

"Tepper attacked me, called me names right and left, said that he will not have time to depose witnesses, so the judge schedule an hearing on the motions to dismiss and he said that after November 16, if he does not grant their motion to dismiss on the pleading we can schedule other motion hearings and discovery."

"WAHHH!!! HE WAS MEAN TO ME!!!!!"

5 November - A big thank you to Loren Collins for this timeline documenting Joseph Farah's opinion of Mitt Romney:

2007:

"I'm astounded. I don't know how else to say it. I just continue to be amazed at the number of Republicans who are so easily conned, duped and hoodwinked by Willard Mitt Romney."

2010:

"There is perhaps no more dangerous man in America today than Mitt Romney. If he succeeds Obama, it will be the final nail in the coffin of American liberty. You've been duly warned."

October 2010:

"If Mitt Romney were to become the next president, America would be done as an experiment in freedom. We would see this 235-year experiment in liberty perish before our eyes. That’s a guarantee.

I wouldn’t vote for Romney if he ran against Satan himself for president….

This is not hyperbole: Mitt Romney is the most dangerous man in America today."

February 2011:

"As I have concluded in a previous commentary, I wouldn’t vote for Mitt Romney if he were running against Satan himself."

September 2011:

"There are many Americans who simply will not reward Mitt Romney with the presidency simply because he gets the nomination as the candidate to oppose Barack Obama. You can count me as one of those millions."

March 2012:

"I don’t think I’m alone when I tell you that I could vote enthusiastically for Santorum in a race against Obama. I could not do that if Romney is the nominee."

5 November 2012:

"Fortunately, I never said what I would do if [Mitt Romney] were running against Barack Obama…

That’s why I will go to the polls today and vote enthusiastically for Mitt Romney."

So Joseph Farah is a lying hypocrite. Granted, we already knew that, but…..

5 November - Reality Check Radio does a special show.

"This is a special election eve show featuring Sam Begley and Jay Ritt. Mr. Ritt was the attorney who represented Occidental College in the case in Orange County, CA this week and managed to convince a judge to sanction Taitz $4k on the spot. Sam Begley returns to give the results of the conference held earlier that day in Taitz et al v MDEC in Jackson, MS. A certain California attorney may also have a few questions. "

(MP3 here)

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5 November - Look at some of these special comments that Dr. Orly allowed to be posted to her blog: (malware and redirect warning)

Kit Carson
November 5th, 2012 @ 2:13 pm

The “removal” of a President can happen at any time, with the right option!

O RLY?? And what, pray tell, is that "option"?? Would it be, maybe, the same "option" that John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Osward used??

Sickening.

rodney
November 5th, 2012 @ 3:08 pm

In this case it’s not “removal” of a President, but removal of a “President.”

Even more so.

Thomas The Paine
November 5th, 2012 @ 6:51 pm

Only plan “B” will work with this pile of living garbage!

I rather hope the Secret Service is monitoring Dr. Orly's blog…..

Comments

[The Magic M]

> "Former 2012 presidential candidate Cody has been at the eligibility lawsuit business as long as anyone."

At least they admit it's a business... ;)

[GMpilot]

All the above should be grateful to Obama; he's given them jobs and focus to their pathetic little lives.

Let's make their heads explode. Obama/Biden '12!

[MarkM]

I roll my eyes every time I read about the birthers' frenzied efforts to prove the President's digitized copy of his birth certificate is fake and then claiming, by extension, that his birth certificate is a forgery.

Imagine trying this with a Beatles recording. You know, that .mp3 copy of the White Album you downloaded from the internet? It's a forgery. HAS to be, because there was no such music format back when the Beatles were recording. Show us the LP! cry of the Beatles denialists - and then, when presented with the exact same data in the original long-play format, they'd get busy analyzing and comparing every skip, tic, and defect in the original vinyl recording and the digital files. They'd find some minor discrepancies and triumphantly announce that the so-called .mp3 White Album was a forgery, and start a conspiracy as to who created it (and why).

I'd love to see someone use the .mp3 forgery claim a defense in an RIAA lawsuit, by the way. That'd take the birther/Beatles analogy all the way into court.

And birthers: yeah, that's why playing silly games with a digital file is a waste of time. It's the CONTENT that counts, not the form.

[MaryRC]

Let's hope she found another job.

Who in their right minds would hire Dr. Kate? Don't employers check job applicants' profiles on social media these days?

The chem-trail nonsense alone would tell potential employers that this lady is crazy.