Dispatches From Birtherstan - 27-31 December 2012

In today's dispatches, 2012 draws to a close as Dr. Orly tries to find another venue. Montgomery Sibley has a tantrum. Dr. Kate shows her inner sociopath. Erik Rush can't seem to understand why the Conservative movement doesn't appeal to African-Americans. Voeltz v Obama v3.0 gets a defense response.

Dr. Orly and the human face rash see conspiracies under every bush. Rudy Davis is rapidly giving up all pretense of not being a racist asshat. Conservative "FactCheck" suspects they may have been a bit on the wrong side when it comes to President Obama's birth certificate. Joe Arpaio has no problems hanging around Neo-Confederates. Dan Lacey has a new painting out.

I don't think Dr. Orly could effect proper service if she tried. Larry Klayman whines some more. Jerome Corsi wants the birtherstani to dig deep. Joseph Farah can't seem to understand where his Tea Party Revolt went (and why aren't they buying his books?)

First they had fake grand juries. Then fake trials. Now the birthers have fake law enforcement agencies. Dr. Orly has a mad that the US Attorneys office is actually defending the President of the United States. The devolution of Birther Report into Stormfront v2.0 continues. Al Hendershot presents brand new information that exists only in the mind of "Butterdezillion" Dr. Orly is shocked that birthers aren't confirming the accuracy of their information, shorting out all available irony meters in a five-state area.

What if they had a revolt and nobody showed?? Christopher-Earl: Strunk© in esse takes a giant steaming wood pulp dump on the courts. More verbal spew from Mario Apuzzo. World Nut Daily has an endorsement from the coveted "cult church with questionable history" segment of the population. And Dr. Orly is spending a manic monday this New Years Eve.

18 December - Dr. Orly tries to horn in on an elections complaint in Indiana.

(Scribd link here)

25 December - Disbarred attorney Montgomery Sibley has a Christmas wish. To see that mean ol' judge who told him "no" disqualified.

(Scribd link here)

"Petitioner, Montgomery Blair Sibley (“Sibley”), invoking 28 U.S.C. §1746, states that the matters stated herein are true under penalty of perjury, moves to vacate the Court’s December 19, 2012, order of dismissal and, pursuant to the fundamental right to an impartial tribunal, due process, 28 U.S.C. §455(b)(5)(i)1 and/or 28 U.S.C. §1442, moves for entry of an order disqualifying the Honorable John D Bates from further involvement in this matter…."

"WAHHH! HE TOLD ME NO!!! WAHHHHHHHHH"

So what are the supposed "reasons" given??

"Disqualification of judges of this Court is first commanded by a litigant’s fundamental right to an impartial tribunal which pre-dates – and is preserved by the Ninth and Tenth Amendments to
– the Constitution."

Fine, so?

"Second, disqualification is governed by the United States Constitution upon which the Supreme Court has exposited that: “[a] fair trial in a fair tribunal is a basic requirement of due process. Fairness, of course, requires an absence of actual bias in the trial of cases. But our system of law has always endeavored to prevent even the probability of unfairness.”"

Fine, so?

"Third, 28 U.S.C. §455(a) – “Disqualification of justice, judge, or magistrate judge” obligates the Honorable John D Bates to disqualify himself when his: “impartiality might reasonably be questioned.”

So far you've given no reasons as to WHY he should be disqualified.

"Last, Congress has imposed an obligatory disqualification under 28 U.S.C. §144. By this pleading, Sibley has met the requirements of §144 and thus this Court has no discretion to deny this motion to disqualify"

O RLY????

"As for the §144 bias or prejudice, I believes that Honorable John D Bates has a personal bias or prejudice either against me and/or in favor of the Respondent. The reasons for the belief that such bias or prejudice exists is found in his Memorandum Order of December 19, 2012."

And what would those reasons be??

"Mis-applies the pejorative term “birther” to me demonstrating his complete lack of understanding of the issues I raise and his utilization of ad hominem reasoning in adjudicating my claim. Indeed, he continues by mis-characterizing my argument as based upon the claim that Obama was “supposedly was not born in the United States.” In fact, I make no such claim but instead raise the incontestable issue that Obama’s father was not a U.S. Citizen and the documents that support Obama’s claim to be born in Hawaii appear to be forgeries."

So you're upset because the judge called you a birther, even though you ARE a birther. That makes absolutely no sense to anyone who isn't bug-fornication crazy.

"Refuses to allow oral argument to enlighten him on points of fact and law that he clearly misunderstood."

Ah, so the judge is also biased because he wasn't allowing you to waste his time being lectured to by you. Got it.

"Judge Bates denies me access to CM/ECF which allows instaneous filings; hence I must travel to the Court to file my pleadings which are only docketed days after the filing by the Clerk."

Maybe because he doesn't want the court's resources cluttered up with the kind of nonsense you would pull if you could submit something 24/7??

"As for the §455(a) basis for disqualification, I believe that the Honorable John D Bates “impartiality might reasonably be questioned” as he has made himself criminally liable under 18 U.S.C. §3(4) as an “Accessory after the fact”. My belief in this regard arises from the refusal of the Honorable John D Bates to allow my prompt presentation of evidence of Defendant Obama’s criminal behavior to the Grand Jury."

Translation: "Wahhh! He told me no!! WAHHHHHHH!"

Oh, and note footnote 4 in that. Footnote 4 says:

"(4) “Whoever, knowing that an offense against the United States has been committed, receives, relieves, comforts or assists the offender in order to hinder or prevent his apprehension, trial or punishment, is an accessory after the fact. Except as otherwise expressly provided by any Act of Congress, an accessory after the fact shall be imprisoned not more than one-half the maximum term of imprisonment or (notwithstanding section 3571 [18 USCS § 3571]) fined not more than one-half the maximum fine prescribed for the punishment of the principal, or both; or if the principal is punishable by life imprisonment or death, the accessory shall be imprisoned not more than 15 years.”

Oh, threatening the judge. That ALWAYS works!!

"Here, the Honorable John D Bates is knowingly assisting Defendant Obama by refusing me access to the Grand Jury to present evidence of his criminal behavior in order to hinder or prevent Defendant Obama’s trial or punishment. As such, the Honorable John D Bates is arguably an “accessory after the fact” and thus his “impartiality might reasonably be questioned” in making rulings in this matter."

So once again, "Wahhhh! He told me no!!! How DARE he tell ME no!! Doesn't he know who I am??? WAHHHHHHH!!!! MOMMY!!!!!"

26 December - Dr. Kate offers up the stupidest analogy to date.

"Remember, if there is a runaway freight train and you are out of resources to stop it, throw a log on the tracks"

Well, yes. Assuming you don't care what happens if that train goes straight though the log. Or even hits the log, derails, and causes incredible amounts of damage and loss of life.

Oh, and the poodle-brained one is off her meds again.

"usapatriots-shoutl December 31, 2012 at 8:35 am I fear we are going to see a large body count of political people in all sorts of positions in 2013. The first thing this secret government must do is purge itself of witnesses, objectors,, and those it must pay off but refuses. In their primitive minds, they need to house clean to accommodate phase 2 of fundamentally changing America into their evil regime. Murder to them is merely another tool in their war chest. Key people must be shut up."

26 December - Erik Rush bemoans the fact that conservatives can't seem to relate to African-Americans.

Of course, it's all the liberals fault.

"Once upon a time in America’s black communities, distinctions were indeed made between a “black man” and a “nigger.” Any black person who denies this is either very young, or they’re lying in an attempt to validate the current liberal racial orthodoxy.

It probably isn’t of much use to belabor the fact that not only is Barack Hussein Obama not the post-racial president people hoped and claimed he would be (whatever that is), but that he and his political ilk have created a more racially divided and racially tense atmosphere than we have seen since before the Civil Rights Movement.

What saddens and concerns is not only the potential for confrontation, violence and civil unrest, but the lost potential in wholesome, positive relationships between people. What angers, and which I find criminal in nature, is the absolutely unexpurgated brainwashing liberal-socialists have wrought upon black Americans and the human toll it continues to take."

And he continues with:

"If this sort of “reform” was being proposed by a Republican, or even a white Democrat, the black community would be having kittens right about now – but since Saint Barry Obama is doing so, lobotomized black legions fall into unthinking acceptance. What’s ironic here is that Obama has as little knowledge of and identification with the experience of black Americans."

Wonder if Erik Rush has problems looking at himself in a mirror. He seems to be almost as self-loathing as James Manning.

"The saddest and unkindest cut of all is that liberal leaders have now effectively “validated” the belief so long held by bigots of old: that blacks are essentially simple-minded, base-natured animals who, if kept warm, well-fed and well-sexed, will put up with absolutely anything."

There's some projection going on here.

However, if Erik Rush wants to know why the majority of African-Americans don't identify with conservatism, well, he could take a look at the comments to his article:

" Bobby Liguori • 4 days ago

With Obama getting 97% of the black vote,many who claim to be Christian,yes I would have to say that the majority of blacks are simple minded,base-natured animals who see only Obama's skin color which trumps anything and everything including rightousness."

" allthingsnew • 3 days ago

Blacks don't have enough brains to know the difference between marxism - slavery vs freedom - america"

26 December - Defense opposition to Voeltz v Obama v3.0

(Scribd link here)

"Although Plaintiff, in his Prayer for Relief, sought “an expedited ruling on this matter due to the time constraint of the approaching electoral voting day,” citing Title 3 U.S.C. §5, he took no steps to schedule this matter for an immediate hearing by the Court, (2) nor did the Plaintiff file a notice of priority status pursuant to Rule 2.545©, Florida Rules of Judicial Administration. Moreover, the Plaintiff in this action, Michael Voeltz, in December posted a statement on the website – obamaballotchallence.com – indicating his strategy not to expeditiously move this case forward. The statement reads as follows:

US Code 3 S. 5 stipulates that all “election contests,” properly made, be adjudicated with finality prior to the 6th day before Elector voting day by the state where the challenge occurred. Until Florida rules definitively on this challenge of Obama’s eligibility, its Electors will not receive Section 2 status. If the Florida judiciary does not rule on the meaning of “natural born Citizen”, and whether Obama is one, it will break that law (US C. 3 s.5). I have filed a properly made contest, perfectly within the Florida statutes, have standing and a real case and controversy to appeal directly to the SCOTUS before Elector Voting day. Mike Voeltz

Oopsie.

"Thus, any delay, or failure, to move the case expeditiously, which is now claimed as detrimental, is not due to any failure on the part of the Court; but rather, it was part of the Plaintiff’s legal strategy. Accordingly, Plaintiff’s claim that the Court failed in its statutory duty to act expeditiously in this matter is frivolous and without merit"

*SNORK!*

26 December - Utterly, completely, and absolutely delusional. (malware and redirect warning)

"Yesterday a close friend of Obama’s family Gov. Abercrombie appointed Brian Schatz, former chair of the Dem party of HI to take over the seat of the former Senator from Hi, recently departed Senator Inouye. This was done against the wishes of the late Senator, who expressly sought a different candidate.

Today in the morning even CN seemed surprised, as they were reporting that Schatz was not an expected replacement.They reported that he hitchhiked a ride on the air force 1 to DC with Obama, but he is not an expected replacement. Additionally, CNN seemed to be puzzled by Obama’s sudden return to DC. As according to CNN Obama has nobody to talk to in DC: Boehner is in Ohio through the New Year, Members of Congress left DC, Dirty Harry is saying that he will not even draft a proposal without MCConnell agreeing to a simple majority to passing instead of a 60 super majority. So even CNN does not understand, what is Obama doing in DC, when he has no one to talk to there.

Well I have an idea. First, in relation to Schatz, he committed treason by becoming criminally complicit and signing a falsified OCON, falsified certificate of nomination of Obama, where the usual language “eligible according to Constitution” was removed and eligible according to regulations od the Democratic party was inserted."

Oh for pity's sake. A long-standing Democratic party official in that state gets appointed to fill the term of a Senator that just passed on, and Dr. Orly is screaming "treason".

"So, Schatz was rewarded handsomely for his criminal complicity. Now he is a U.S. senator. As for Obama, even CNN suspects that his reason for flying to DC for Fiscal Cliff negotiations is bogus,as he has nobody to negotiate with. It is more likely, he will be huddled with his attorneys, possibly Bob Bauer and worried federal employees: [-( Commissioner of Social Security Astrue, Director of Selective Service Romo, Postmaster Donahoe, all of whom covered up Obama’s forged IDs. Of Course Schatz will be there as well."

In her world, it's all about MEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The question is, will those employees continue this criminal complicity or will they testifypursuant to subpoenas which I served them…."

You mean the improper subpoenas that you failed to do proper service on??

"….as they might decide that it is not worth going to prison for the rest of their lives or risk death penalty for treason, covering up for Obama."

Ah, she's back to the whole demanding the death penalty for everyone she thinks is part of this deep dark conspiracy.

27 December - Rudy Davis really isn't hiding the racism or paranoia very well anymore.

27 December - Only a few weeks after they kicked "TechDude" to the curb, Conservative "FactCheck" thinks they might have been just a tad bit incorrect about the birth certificate.

"Over the holiday break we've been taking another look at all the evidence, and I've come to the conclusion that the claims that Obama's birth certificate are just that -- claims."

I would have said "utter bullshit", but that's just me.

"Our reversal from our earlier claims is based on three observations:"

Which are?

"We recently had to part ways with a contributor named "Techdude." It began with serious questions over whether his stated credentials are accurate. At first he appeared to have copied them from one Mr. Adam Fink; upon further investigation we learned of the possibility that TechDude was Adam Fink. And there's the very real question that "our" TechDude was the same one who published the original analysis of the COLB as featured on Atlas Shrugs. At this point we have no way of knowing; our TechDude has stopped replying to our emails, perhaps for very good reason."

Well, at least he didn't claim someone left a dead rabbit on his doorstep.

"So perhaps TechDude is just a bad apple, right? Perhaps he meant well, and was simply operating under the misguided notion that it was acceptable to fudge here, exaggerate there in pursuit of what he saw as the greater good (as Sheriff Joe Arpaio's posse was caught doing). There must be efforts by other experts that support the forgery theory, right?

Well… no."

Shock and amazement! A birther (or at least a birther sympathizer) realizing there's no "there" there.

"All of the articles we've seen can be sorted into two groups:

1. Those that rely on TechDude's analysis
3. Those that are based on a misunderstanding or false assumption (a common one is a lack of understanding of how automatic layer generation works)."

I would add #3, which is "Those that are completely made up and utterly unfounded in anything even remotely close to fact."

"Previously we had criticized Orly Taitz for apparently failing to secure the services of qualified expert witnesses, apparently relying on random people whose sole qualification appeared to be an interest in appearing in court. But in that criticism we failed to consider the possibility that there are no actual experts who will testify in support of the forged birth certificate -- because the actual experts don't consider it to be a forgery."

Yeah, funny thing that.

"Then there's that Orly Taitz thing.

While we've been surprised at Ms. Taitz' combination of apparent carelessness and inability to function competently in a courtroom, our further research has indicated that she might very well be the most competent lawyer to have brought an eligibility case.

You see, we've learned that there have been nearly 200 eligibility challenges [PDF]. None have gotten anywhere. You might believe Ms. Taitz' theory and write off one or two dismissals as evidence of a corrupt judiciary. But 200? Certainly if there were a case, there might have been one competent lawyer who wasn't laughed out of court?"

But we're not talking competent lawyers, we're talking birthers.

"In the past, we've lavished praise on the Tea Party. We think that it serves a vital role in the American political system; it offers a place on the political stage for people who traditionally aren't interested in, or traditionally qualified for politics. And, we believe that a Tea Party resurgence at the 2014 mid-term elections is essential to take our country in a new direction. But, because Tea Party members tend to be older (and thus have more disposable income) and tend to be what the pundits refer to as "low information voters," they're an easy target.

Orly Taitz' fundraising abilities seem to be well in excess of her legal skills. Perhaps she knows deep in her heart that she has no chance of making any serious progress, but she knows that as long as she keeps trying, her contributors will continue to reward her handsomely for tilting at windmills.

And then there's WND. They've sold plenty of books about the birth certificate issue (and we've read them). But we're beginning to strongly suspect that they're pushing the birth certificate forgery issue primarily to sell books."

"Sokath, his eyes opened!!!!!!"

So you realized that Dr. Orly, Joseph Farah, and other birthers might actually more interested in separating the gullible from their cash. AMAZING!!!

"The actual real evidence? Slim to none. Actual qualified experts? Hard to find. "

It would be more accurate to say actual qualified experts that AGREED with the birthers are hard to find.

"Financial motivation for promoting the forged birth certificate theories? Plenty.

Sometimes a dog is just a dog."

Yep. And the birthers have been running a kennel specializing in pretending that rabid Chihuahuas are actually Grey Wolves for years now.

27 December - Colour me unsurprised.

"While Maricopa County, Arizona, Sheriff Joe Arpaio was denying allegations of racial profiling last year, he was accepting an award from The Sons of Confederate Veterans (SCV), a controversial Confederate heritage group.

Two officials with the Arizona SCV division presented the group’s J. Edgar Hoover Law & Order Award to Arpaio in his office in October of 2011. This has never been previously reported. “Sheriff Arpaio, a genial host (unless you’re in his jail!) gratefully accepted the award and, in return, gave Commander [Richard] Montgomery and Adjutant [Curt] Tipton some souvenirs of the visit, to include autographed posters, a photo and the infamous pink underwear!” according to the Fall issue of the official newsletter of the SCV’s Arizona Division, “The Rebel Yell.”

28 December - Dan Lacey has another Dr. Orly painting out.

"Obama as the robot Maria from Metropolis has just given birth to a new Dr. Orly Taitz, who attempts to pour a celebratory drink from his chest keg but the tap has run dry. Preliminary painting posted; I'll update tomorrow.-"

28 December - Not surprisingly, Swiftboat liar and human face rash Jerome Corsi also finds some deep dark conspiracy in the Governor of Hawaii appointing a friend and party official to a Senate seat.

Of course, he seems a bit confused at who does the appointing.

"Barack Obama has overruled the wish of the late Sen. Daniel Inouye, D-Hawaii, to name a Japanese-American congresswoman as his Senate successor, choosing instead to reward a Hawaii ally who played a key role in sidestepping Obama’s birth certificate controversy to certify him for the Hawaii presidential ballot in 2008."

Last time I checked, the president doesn't appoint Senators. It's up to each state to determine how to handle a suddenly vacant senate seat.

28 December - Once again, Dr. Orly screws up service. (malware and redirect warning)

"subpoena on Registrar Alvin Onaka was served second and third time by personal service at the Department of Health and at the office of the attorney general of HI

Posted on | December 28, 2012"

Service was done by one Lawrence Fenton, who's done similar things for birthers in Hawaii before. (He's the one who improperly served the DoH with Dr. Orly's Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad)

(PDF of "service" here) (malware and redirect warning)

According to the handwritten notes, he first tried one "D Aquino", a Security guard at the DoH. When the security guard said "nobody will accept subpoenas here" and suggested Fenton make an appointment to speak with someone who will, he dumped the subpoena in front of the guard and said "you have been served".

Improper service #1

He also went to one "Jenny Javier", a receptionist at the State of Hawaii attorney general's office. There, he tried to serve it to the receptionist, who called a deputy attorney who went to see if he could accept it. The attorney came back with a rule book to try and help Fenton in affecting proper service. Fenton then left, tried to find Deputy Attorney Jill Nakamine at the DoH, and then came back and dumped it in front of the receptionist.

Improper service #2

I can hope the court is less than impressed.

28 December - World Nut Daily allows Klayman to whine some more.

"Obama’s attorney, Florida Bar member Mark Herron, submitted a “response” to the hearing petition that the judge’s original decision to dismiss the case had been correct.

That decision, from Kevin Carroll of the Florida circuit court for Leon County, dismissed the Voeltz case even though he had raised the issue of Obama’s qualifications under a state law that allows voters to challenge candidates’ eligibility.

Carroll, who had given the plaintiffs until Dec. 23 to respond to Obama’s motion to dismiss the case, changed his mind and abruptly ordered the case dismissed several days before the deadline."

Which might have had something to do with the plaintiffs demanding that the judge speed up the process.

Bed. Made. Lie.

"But attorney Larry Klayman, founder of FreedomWatchUSA, and counsel for Voeltz in the Florida case, submitted an emergency motion to expedite the decision concerning the appeal as well as a reply in support of expedited motion for rehearing.

He told WND he is pulling out all the stops in an effort to obtain the evidentiary hearing that is supposed to be held when candidates’ qualifications are challenged."

Yeah, good luck with that, skippy.

"He said the remarks about fictional judge Henry X. Harper in “Miracle on 34th St.” were “inappropriate” and showed “a mindset simply to rid the court of this case.”

Yeah, it's funny, but the court gets cranky when you submit the same discredited claims three times in a row.

28 December - Birther Report reprints World Nut Daily's Klayman article. And in comments;

" Bloodless Coup · 1 day ago

At this point the only real option is a full scale counter-revolution. Face it, our government has been overthrown in a bloodless coup. The courts and your representatives in Congress and the Senate are completely corrupt. They enjoy being able to recklessly spend your tax dollars are they not going to do a damn thing about Obama's forged documents. When (not if) Obama orders the confiscation of your guns, and the censorship of the internet, you will have only two choices left….fight or flee."

"SirWilhelm · 1 day ago

The Usurper has been anointed, and there's no deposing him without a counter coup, or a revolution.

"Wahhh! I want my civil war!!"

28 December - The human face race makes a pretty overt effort to separate the birtherstani from their money, with his new "Continue to Fund Jerome Corsi's Investigative Repo(rting)

He's trying to meet a goal of $2.5k

" Jerome Corsi
My investigative reporting can be read on WND.com, where I have been a Senior Staff Reporter since 2004. To read my contributions to the Tea Party, go to 1776Nation.com Thank you."

A (blank) and their (blank) are soon (blank)

28 December - Poor Joseph Farah. He can't seem to get his tea-party revolt going.

"While I’d like to see millions of tea-party activists back out in the street as we saw in 2010, perhaps we need to do more than hold placards and sing songs. Maybe we need to stage sit-ins like Martin Luther King did. Maybe we need to submit ourselves to arrest by the tens of thousands, overwhelming the injustice system.

Washington has become unresponsive to the people and the rule of law. Elections are manipulated, and the turnout in 2012 suggests tremendous disillusionment with the choices Americans are being offered.

Why shouldn’t they be?"

Because the majority of Americans don't agree with you?

"As the author of “The Tea Party Manifesto,” I want to see the excitement we all experienced in 2010 re-ignited."

And selling off the remaining autographed copies from the WND "Superstore" at .99 a pop doesn't hurt either.

And in comments:

" Alexander Gofen • 5 hours ago

The most crucial factor of the civil disobedience must be the determination of each and every gun owner to stand the ground and to disobey any attempts of gun restriction or grabbing. Each and every house of this nation must turn into a battle field and front line! Only our unshakable determination to resist at each and every house can stop this mad and illegitimate government from further assault on us all and on the foundations of America."

I get the feeling someone is upset that his civil war is a tad behind schedule.

" Red Patriott • 2 hours ago

Whatever line is drawn will have to literally affect a vast majority in order to draw out the conflict shy patriots and those who would whole heartedly back up a modern day George Washington…that is whom we need..A valiant modern day George Washington to lead the rebellion against modern day tyranny….Come on…someone make "the stand"…."

"Wahhh! Why haven't we had our civil war yet???"

" Lawrence D. Wood • 30 minutes ago

What would gov't do if 25,000 armed men and women showed for a rally anywhere in America and occupied the streets for 30 minutes to get the point across?
Guys like Rahm Emmanuel would need new pants.
That's what's needed, peaceful protests, lots of signs, but firearms everywhere.
Let the cops think about screwing with the crowd.
Nothing illegal, get the permits, and the bodies and make a good show."

If you need a firearm to make you feel brave, you have other problems.

28 December - Presented, for your ridicule. The "Citizens Bureau of Investigation"

And who is the CBI??

"Citizens Bureau Of Investigation sprung from the frustration and outrage experienced by Investigative Reporters Erik Rush and Martha Trowbridge."

Erik Rush is the World Nut Daily reporter and self-loathing African-American who teamed with Martha Trowbridge to promote her theory that President Obama's *real* father was Malcolm X.

"Since our collaboration in April 2011, we’ve witnessed failed attempt after failed attempt by We The People Patriots to engage appropriate law enforcement - and the judiciary – to investigate fraud and corruption by our government’s leaders."

Yeah, that thing called "reality" keeps interfering with your fantasy.

"A prime example: The F.B.I.’s refusal to conduct a forensic examination of President Obama’s Birth Certificate – ruled fraudulent and forged in March 2012 by Maricopa County AZ Sheriff Joe Arpaio."

I suspect the complete lack of credible evidence and Arpaio's refusal to actually submit his "evidence" to judicial authorities may have something to do with it.

"Within six months, it struck us: We The People must do what the F.B.I. [under this Administration] repeatedly fails to do: Protect America from its Enemies Within."

O RLY??

"Our approach is simple yet powerful: investigate, acquire evidence, and present it to the appropriate judicial and legal venues – including The United States Congress.

If playing politics prohibits lawmakers / judges from honoring their Oath Of Office, we will exert our Constitutional Rights to the fullest to see that Justice is served."

*Raises eyebrow* And do WHAT exactly??

Oh, but the Rush/Trowbridge brain trust has an ADVISORY BOARD!!

"Citizens Bureau Of Investigation is pleased to have the advisory support of seasoned, authentic American Patriots, including:

CPT Pamela Barnett
USA Retired, Researcher
Author: Obama Never Vetted: The Unlawful President

Sharon Rondeau
Editor: The Post & Email

Neil Sankey
Private Investigator

Bettina Sofia Viviano
Film Producer & Literary Manager
Producer: We Will Not Be Silenced"

Oh. My. Gods. A fake black Army captain, a professional seditionist, a debunked "investigator", and a disgruntled PUMA who's promoting a teaser for a "documentary" SHE NEVER FINISHED!"

The snark, it writes itself!

And you know that Bettina Sofia Viviano is involved, because she's using the site toSTILL pimp her never-finished documentary

While Sharon Rondeau is also a "CBI State Deputy"

"CT:
Sharon Rondeau

IL:
Ms. Jane Marple"

But they are optimistic. Delusional, but optimistic.

"Nothing could be further from the Truth. The 2012 Election Theft is manifestation of Psychological Warfare Against America like never before manifested.

The success of such psychological warfare is essential to the success of “The Obama Regime”. Though he and his co-conspirators would like us to believe that the masses are on his side, in simple fact, they are not.

And they know it.

Forensic Investigation of voting machines, accompanied by a certified CPA Audit of voters / votes cast, will prove that, in fact, Governor Romney and Paul Ryan were elected by a landslide.

We The People will not stop until Truth Prevails, and Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are rightfully installed as United States President and United States Vice-President."

It's rather interesting that they only have two "State Deputies" though, since their first article was a 9 November whine:

"Analysis will be conducted on two fronts:

- Forensic Investigation of Voting Machines to establish evidence that votes cast were ‘flipped’ in the system to favor Barack Obama.

- Certified CPA Audit of voters / votes cast to establish that massive voter fraud occurred in a variety of ways."

So they want forensic investigation and an audit to "prove" something that they've already made up their minds happened.

Yeah, some "investigation" there…. But it's a theme they continue with their blog posts (most of which are written by Martha Trowbridge herself) on 10 November:

"A Forensic Investigation of the voting machines, accompanied by a certified CPA Audit of voters / votes cast, will definitively prove that the reported 2012 Election Results are fraudulent through and through. They do not reflect what actually happened."

And:

"Which, of course, is braggadocio. We did beat them. And now, Truth and Light, facilitated by Forensic Investigation and certified CPA Audits, will prove we did."

And on the 11th:

"Forensic and CPA Audit evidence will prove that careful calculations were made as to how many vote were needed, in which races. The strategic objective in each race was identical: by an array of methods, throw the targeted race just enough to secure an ‘unquestionable’ ‘win’. Do not make the fraud obvious."

And:

"A Forensic Investigation of voting machines, accompanied by a certified CPA Audit of voters / votes cast, will without fail prove that the 2012 Elections were rife with voter fraud."

And:

"Because once a Forensic Investigation of the voting machines is conducted, accompanied by a CPA Audit of voters / votes cast, and the facts are presented via cold hard evidence, all the spin, deceit, lies, attacks, twisting, and deluding will be worth absolutely nothing."

And on the 12th:

"At this point, from what I have assessed, it is my sense that in the Presidential Election, a good 15-17 million votes were stolen from Governor Romney.

Hard cold evidence may well reveal that this time around, in Truth, “BHOII” barely got 45 million actual votes.

That’s how much crime they needed to effect, to secure an “Obama” ‘win’.

So, rather than demand recounts, demand Forensic Investigation of the voting machines, accompanied by certified CPA Audits of the voters / votes cast."

The 13th:

"Join your voice, heart and hands in demanding:

NO PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION

until and unless independent Forensic Investigation and certified CPA audit of the voters/votes cast validate the reported 2012 Election Results."

And so on, and so on, and so on. Almost every one of those have the exact same message:

Namely to demand a CPA audit and Forensic Investigation of the ballots cast and the voting machines used, to confirm that the election was stolen. In Trowbridge's mind, it's an absolute FACT, the investigation must be done to prove that fact.

Which is NOT how an investigation is conducted. A witch-hunt, yes. A real, legitimate investigation, no.

And some misplaced bravado:

"The Left is throwing the very same accusation at us for detecting their Election Fraud Scam, as they did when we detected the utter bogus of “Barack Obama” personal history ‘narrative’.

We’re Right-Wing-Nut-Job Conspiracy Theorists."

Maybe because you ARE??

"How very pathetic. Their brains are clearly failing. Defenses are crumbling. It won’t be long before they beg for mercy. Forgiveness.

Leniency."

For some strange reason, the word "Projection" comes to mind. And pretty much stays there.

And flat out delusion:

"Make no mistake: with the same guiding protection of Divine Providence that led General Washington and his troops to victory, We The People will drive out our Enemies, one by one.

With lots of cold hard evidence.

On November 6, 2012, We The People spoke. Resoundingly, we shouted “It’s Over, Obama! We want our precious America back!”

Now we’re going to prove it."

The phrase "complete and total disconnect with reality" comes strongly to mind right about now.

We also have a new political party to boot!

"Sharon Rondeau and Martha Trowbridge announce the formation of a political party long overdue: The Integrity Party.

All candidates must be strict Constitutionalists and fiscal conservatives of demonstrated good character. They must pledge to conduct their lives, professionally and personally, with the highest Integrity.

No exceptions.

Breaches will result in expulsion."

So a party based on strict, unquestioning adherence to party dogma and policy, where dissent and incorrect thinking results in expulsion and purges.

Wow. Stalin must be absolutely shedding a tear of pure joy at the dictatorial demands of Zampolits Rondeau and Trowbridge.

"The Integrity Party plans to present its first candidates for the 2014 Elections."

Oh, I can't wait. Want to guess WHAT familiar names are going to end up on the ballot of the dingbat nut job crazy conspiracy party??

28 December - Dr. Orly files her reply to the opposition to the temporary restraining order.

(Scribd link here)

"Plaintiffs received two opposition briefs to the TRO motion: one from Federal Defendants andCandidate Obama and one from the Governor. As defendant Obama was sued as a candidate for office and not as the US President, he was not entitled to be represented by the U.S. attorney's office. As such Plaintiffs are filing a separate brief to strike part of the opposition and specifically strike opposition filed by the U.S. attorney on behalf of candidate Obama due to lack of entitlement for representation and due to conflict of interest with Federal defendants."

Let's see. You're suing the President of the United States claiming he's not eligible to be President. Sounds like a federal matter to me…..

"By not issuing a temporary restraining order, this court will deprive 435 U.S. representatives and 100 U.S. senators of vital information and ability to make an informed decision of whether to object or not object to the electoral college vote based on the fact that Obama's electors were not lawfully casting votes, as they cast votes for a candidate, who was never legitimate for the position and they were sitted as a result of an election, which was won by fraud and forgery of IDs."

I suspect they've heard all the birther lies before.

"Additionally, Plaintiffs allege that if this court will not issue a TRO to enjoin Candidate Obama from taking an oath of office of the U.S. President on January 20, 2013, this court would deprive314 million American citizens of services of a legitimate U.S. President and will become complicit to the usurpation of the U.S. Presidency and depravation of civil rights of the U.S.citizens, as usurpation of the U.S. Presidency is a de facto occupation and suspension of civil rights of citizens, which was achieved not by force, not with guns and bayonets, but by fraud and forgery"

Wow. She came close to telling the judge he would commit treason unless he did her bidding, but just managed to barely restrain herself.

"Most of the argument and precedents provided by the defense are irrelevant in this case, as those precedents relate to generalized grievances of ordinary citizens. The case at hand was brought by Presidential electors, who were duly elected by their parties and by the Presidential candidates."

Neither one of which represent a candidate that won their state.

"In the case at hand Grinols is a Republican candidate. As a Republican elector he is pledged to a candidate, who is CERTAIN to win the election, as he is pledged to Mitt Romney, the runner up, who lost by only 1%."

Dr. Orly needs to check her math. In Grinols and Odden's home state of Minnesota, Barack Obama got 52.65% of the vote. Mitt Romney got 44.96% That's a 2.39% difference. (Gary Johnson got 1.20% of the vote)

Nationwide, President Obama got 51% of the vote, Mitt Romney got 47.3% That's a difference of 1.7%. So Dr. Orly is off by almost a full percentage point.

"Odden is an elector pledged to the Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson. While Johnson did not get as many votes as Romney, he is a well known candidate, Libertarian party is a well known third party and therefore he has legal standing for purposes of Article 3."

0.99% of the vote does count as "not as many votes". *rolls eyes*

"Grinols and Odden suffered an injury of depravation of their suffrage rights, their voting rights to vote as members of the electoral college due to fraud and use of forged IDs."

Grinols is butthurt that Romney didn't win, while Odden knows damn well Johnson didn't have a chance.

"This court has exercised a remarkable timing and wisdom in scheduling the TRO hearing forJanuary 3, 2013 as Grinols and Odden will suffer an IRREPARABLE INJURY, if TRO is not granted on January 3, 2013, as the next day, on January 4 2013 U.S. Congress is scheduled to confirm and certify the electoral vote and shortly thereafter on January 20 2013 Candidate Obama is scheduled to be sworn in as the 45th U.S. President"

Ignoring the blatant ass kissing that Dr. Orly is trying to do, the simple fact here is that Barack Obama will never be sworn in as "45th US President". He will be sworn in to continue his role as 44th US President.

Gods she's an idiot.

"If the court reviews the evidence on the merits, reviews the original identification documents of candidate Obama, which were subpoenaed by the plaintiffs to be produced by Obama and different officials, and finds that Obama indeed committed elections fraud and illegally ran for the U.S. Presidency, while using forged I.D.s, then the presidential candidate represented by thePresidential elector Grinols will be the winner of the 2012 election."

And if the court does what every other court has done and determines the evidence is simply not credible and there is no merits to it, Dr. Orly will scream "fraud", "corruption", and "treason".

28 December - And Dr. Orly's other reply to opposition to temporary restraining order.

(Scribd link here)

"Defendant Obama is in contempt of the court order to respond by the December 26 deadline"

You mean the one you rendered improper service on?

"Defendant Obama was served in his capacity as a candidate for office, a candidate for the U.S. President. He was specifically sued as a candidate and not the U.S. President.

U.S. attorney's office has no right to represent him, as it would constitute an embezzlement of taxpayer funds and a conflict of interests."

Again, you're claiming he doesn't have the right to be president. Since he's a sitting president, it tends to suggest that the US Attorney's office does have the right.

"the service of process on candidat Obama was done through the U.S. Attorey's office as Obama refuses to accept mail at his residence and demands all pleadings to be filed through the U.S. attorney's office."

You're suing a sitting federal official claiming they don't have the right to hold that position. Service is correctly done though the US Attorney's office, not that service was correctly done in the first place.

"In similar actions filed recently U.S. attorney’s office refused to represent Candidate Obama and Obama hired private attorneys. (Taitz et al v Democratic party of MS et al 3:2012-cv-280 Judge Wingate USDC SDMS currently under submission)."

Maybe because you sued his CAMPAIGN???

"Obama is sued not as a U.S. President, but as a Candidate for office, therefore representation of a candidate for office by the U.s. attorneys ' office represents an embezzlement of the tax payer funds by both the candidate Obama and the two U.S. attorneys who took upon themselves to embezzle the tax payer funds by representing Obama in his capacity as a private party running for office."

*Faceplant* She's accusing the defense attorneys of embezzlement.

"As a matter of fact, if other defendants, such as members of the U.S. Congress certify the election during the January 4, 2013 hearing, only 1 day after the scheduled TRO hearing, the members of Congress will be violating their oath of office to uphold the U.S. Constitution, will be engaged in malfeasance, will be depriving the Plaintiffs and the U.S. citizens of honest service, as they may be found to be committing treason against the U.S. by confirming a foreign national as a U.S. President."

Wow. She's threatening to claim the entire US Congress (and I presume, the Senate) is committing treason if they don't do her bidding.

"As such, opposition to TRO submitted by the U.S. attorney's on behalf of Obama has to be stricken and Obama found in contempt of court for not furnishing a response according to the order of this court."

His attorneys filed a response to your improper service. You simply don't want to accept it.

29 December - Birther Report's love/hate relationship with Dr. Orly continues.

" ★FALCON★ 126p · 1 day ago

…Stomping NWO kleptocrats into oblivion and then hang in' 'em for treason makes for the best live theater."

" Hapahaole · 1 day ago

Bless Dr. Orly Taitz for keep plugging away. Hope for truth and justice springs eternal."

"Falcon" isn't the only one wanting to see death to those they don't like:

ron · 1 day ago

id like a front row seat at his hanging. i want to be close enough to hear his neck pop when it breaks and close enough to see him shit his pants and piss all over his self. id get it on my phone cam as a reminder and post it on youtube over and over. Pelosi should be next right after him for her part in this crime. they can do a group hanging for all the treasonous democommies in our government. we the people need to demand this and all you judges who lied and dropped the cases about his criminal actions you all need to spend life behind bars with only a TV channel that plays Obama speeches 24/7 365 days a year that can't be turned off. you all need to live a life of constant Obama running his yap telling lies. "

And today's visit from the Secret Service goes to….

"ThomasThePaine · 23 hours ago

This POS does not deserve a merciful trapdoor… He should be hoisted slowly without any neck snapping."

Make that two visits.

" Hawk · 22 hours ago

Excellent Falcon & Ron, I am truly impressed…………….how about this idea to handle all the "lobotomy" koolaid drinkers who have already proven in public & well documented online these last 4 years, they are in fact braindead zombies. Since we know who they are now & their location, Americans have a good old fashioned western cowboy/cowgirl commie roundup & place these creatures in the famous FEMA D. Camps; until such time, we can brand each idiot on the forehead with a nice hot cattle iron - With specific words: DEPORT out of the USA or EXPORT out of the USA. Commie problem solved. Another idea, we merely wait tip they all choke on their own venom………..

FBI Director, J. Edgar Hoover tried to warn America about evil communists, then a mentally defective dumbs changed the law. I vote for communism to become illegal again."

"Falcon" and "Hawk" are aptly named. They're both full of guano with tiny brains.

"Dealio · 11 hours ago

We're pretty fucking stupid. Let's just get it on, and/or start, by arresting the motherfucker."

"Dealio", you've been talking a big game for months now. When are you going to step up to the plate??

" Hawk · 8 hours ago

correction - if one of the crazies above.

Please watch the JV special on how elites are using radio frequency waves to painfully mind fuck anybody who questions $$$$$$$grabbers - JV prove RFW's are being used the last 30 years & they obtained the capabilities of turning up the volume on the masses at some point. That is how the "tin foil" hat issue surfaced. Humanzees is not a joke either. Bunch of sickos. We took our microwave to the dump. These computer - cell phones, etc. give off radiation. DO NOT LET power co. install stupid meters - also gives off TOXIC radiation. The things lame stream won't tell us…"

Wow. "Hawk" took a big ol' hit off of the paranoia crackpipe.

29 December - The delusion is strong here at "Obama Hustle"

"As reported to AL HENDERSHOT, Editor of The Obama Hustle."

That's nice, who reported this to you??

"Hawaii state registrar Alvin Onaka has publicly certified to AZ SOS Ken Bennett that Barack Obama’s HI birth certificate is legally non-valid and the White House image is a forgery. He also confirmed to KS SOS Kris Kobach that the information contained in the White House image isNOT “identical to” that in the official record."

O RLY?? And just WHERE did he make this "public certification"??

"Many of you have replied to concerned constituents that the matter is settled by the public statements of Hawaii officials, the HDOH birth index list, the newspaper birth announcements, and Obama’s posted short-form and long-form birth certificates. Onaka’s disclosure – the only one made by a HI official under oath –negates all that and fits the vast legal and forensic evidence collected so far, some of which is in my affidavit (privately posted at for NE criminal case #B2-119"

That's nice, Just WHERE did he make this statement under oath???

"Evidence in my affidavit proves (among other things) that the 1960-64 birth index includes non-valid records."

What affidavit??

"Onaka’s disclosure is proof of results-altering election fraud in every state in this country, since fraudulent filing documents were used to place Obama on every state’s ballot."

WHAT DISCLOSURE???

This is what passes for "breaking news" and "reporting" in birtherstan. An unknown source, making claims that have absolutely NOTHING to back it up, and somehow it's taken as simon-pure truth rather than unconfirmed rumor.

Which doesn't stop comments like:

"Sally's Special Services

December 29, 2012 at 3:25 am

HANG THE TRAITOR!! HE COLLECTED OUR TAX DOLLARS TO PAY FOR HIS COLLEGE, PROMISING THAT HE WAS A FOREIGN STUDENT!!! HIS ASS SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO USURP THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!"

Sally may get a Special visit from the Secret Service.

"Billy Whitfield

December 30, 2012 at 8:28 am

And he left four Americans in Bengazi to be slaughtered by is Islamic Brothers, while lying and holding office illegally! If an American had been President, those people would have been sent help! Trial for Treason and Execution, if found guilty, is all this Kenyan pile of monkey feces deserves!"

Make that two visits.

29 December - Oh for pity's sake:

Paranoia and delusion is VERY strong here. What's even more amusing at 4:25, they use as "proof" that President Obama was born in Kenya….the fake "Kenyan Welcome Sign". You know, the one that has "Hawaii" in Arabic……

*Rolls eyes*

30 December - Dear gods, my irony meter just shorted out (malware and redirect warning)

"There is an e-mail going around stating that AlvinOnaka confirmed that Obama’s ID is a forgery. It never happened. I received a copy of Onaka’s letter to Kobach and Bennett in my case against Kobach. Onaka never said that Obama’s papers are not valid. This is a wishful thinking or an attempt by someone to discredit us."

Or, more likely, someone trying to reach the birthers that are even more gullible than you are. And why would anyone need to discredit you? You do a great job on that all by yourself.

"Additionally there is a letter by someone hiding behind a name ”Proof Positive”. This person is asking for money to send letters to Sheriff Arpaio and to Congress and convince them to act in regards to Obama’s forged IDs."

"Don't give your money to him! Give it all to me me me me MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

"If you want to write to Arpaio or your Congressman, you can do it yourself. Why do you need to pay someone, who may be a scam artist. Moreover, as I said, Arpaio collected 7 million for his campaign. He went around the country showing forgery in Obama’s IDs and giving people an impression that he will be filling a criminal complaint before the election."

Actually he had a couple local press conferences that Mike Zullo did most of the talking at. And the last thing Arpaio EVER wanted to do was submit his recycled Corsi droppings to an actual court.

"People should not give Arpaio a cent more. Demand that he appear on January 3rd at the hearing with judge England, demand that he file a complaint with the DA, AG and US Attorney with his findings immediately or refund the 7 million that was collected under false pretenses."

Yeah, good luck with that, skippy.

"Help me identify and expose the person hiding behind the news letter “Proof Positive”

Dr. Orly's main commandment - thou shalt not have any grifters before her.

30 December - Well, we now know WHERE Al Hendershott got the whole claim that "Alvin Onaka has publicly certified Obama's birth certificate as a fraud".

He got it from this 27 December 2012 letter by Nellie Ristvedt aka "Butterdezillion". Yes, one of the most paranoid and lunatic of the birthers.

"Hawaii state registrar Alvin Onaka has publicly certified to AZ SOS Ken Bennett that Barack Obama’s HI birth certificate is legally non-valid and the White House image is a forgery. He also confirmed to KS SOS Kris Kobach that the information contained in the White House image is NOT “identical to” that in the official record."

Actually he said no such thing. In "Butterdezillion's" fevered imagination, not directly telling her that she's full of bovine byproducts is exactly the same as confirming her wild-eyed conspiracy claims.

The rest of the post is pretty much word-for-word the same as Hendershott's post. Showing no critical thinking ability on his end either.

And she has other supporters as well.

"drkate says:
December 29, 2012 at 6:03 am
Congratulations and THANK YOU for this effort. I will spread the word and get on the phone. did you know they changed the date to January 4?"

It also looks like she's on the outs with her family.

"Brendon Guiznot says:
December 30, 2012 at 7:46 pm
butterdezillion – is your family proud of you now, based upon this unique analysis or do they still ostracize you?

And her reply: (Bold face mine)

"butterdezillion says:
December 30, 2012 at 8:36 pm
I don’t really talk about this with my extended family so I don’t think they even know what I’ve been up to on this. The more I personally can be in the background, the better for everybody involved. But at the same time, the information needs to get out there and Congress members and law enforcement need to do what’s right, based on the legal information currently available. That’s why the whole huge body of America-lovers are so needed at this point. In many ways the very existence of this nation depends on whether the “little people” (hobbits) love the country enough to hope even when despair seems the only reasonable response, and each rise in time to make a wave that rises too high to be ignored any longer. This may well be our last stand; we need to take it while we have the chance."

I'd almost feel sorry for her.

30 December - I seem to have missed this.

"On November 5th 2012 WE THE PEOPLE will march on Washington DC peacefully and unarmed to arrest all members of congress, the president, and all supreme court justices where they will be held without bond until a full independent investigation and trial have been completed. We must re-elect our government within 90 days in order to stave of unrest.

First of all please know that this is not a Protest

This is a Citizen Action.

We need to organize a citizens arrest of all parties involved in the various criminal acts that have put our country as well as our world in jeopardy. This is going to be a lot of people but none the less it must be done. Hopefully there are some Sheriffs, US Marshals, and military personnel that will remember their oaths to this country upon the taking of this action by the people and lend their support and expertise in bringing known criminals to justice."

So what happened?? Did they forget to set their alarms?? Did they just decide to sleep in or something?? Mayan calendar in effect??

Then again, they may have just rescheduled to 5 November 2013…

30 December - Christopher-Earl: Strunk© in esse dumps his 317 page bouillante pile de merde off on an unsuspecting court of appeals.

(Scribd link here)

30 December - Worried that Sibley, Taitz, and Klayman are getting all the attention, verbal diarrhea sufferer Mario Apuzzo pens his latest wordy screed.

"The issue of Obama’s eligibility to be President has always been whether he is an Article II “natural born Citizen.” And that issue has always been about answering two questions: (1) whether he was born in the United States and (2) whether at the time of his birth in the United States he was born to United States citizen parents, for a “natural born Citizen” is defined as a child born in a country to parents who were citizens of that country. See Mario Apuzzo, The Two Constitutional Obstacles Obama Has to Overcome to be President, at http://puzo1.blogspot.com/2008/12/two-constitutional-obstacles-obama-has.html (published on December 20, 2008)."

Let's take a look at that, shall we. Apuzzo first proposed his unique theory on citizenship over four years ago this month. In that time, every single court in which this theory has been presented has shot it down in flames. Now a sane person might just think that maybe their pet theory was in error. Nope, Apuzzo just doubles down each time it's dismissed.

If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over in hopes of getting a different result, Apuzzo is completely around the bend.

30 December - And George Miller tries to pimp Christopher-Earl: Strunk© in esse flaming bag o' poo.

"Chris Strunk has been incredibly diligent and persistent in pursuing the usurper AKA “Obama,” via NY courts. The courts have not been kind or fair to him, though. He’s doing last ditch stuff now in U.S. DC Court of Appeals on denial of due process per 14th Amendment, citing evidence of usurpation and more. Please consider helping Chris with his considerable out of pocket expenses for this case (not to mention all of his time and effort!)."

Basically "Send money".

"You gotta read this"

Sure. And about the point that they get to the Islamo-Jesuit Illumnati, they'll go "what the hell his this crap?" and write Strunk off as a fruitcake. They might even write YOU off for pimping it!

30 December - Dr. Orly makes "News of the Weird"

"Least Competent Litigator

Orly Taitz, an Orange County, Calif., dentist and lawyer, is America's most prominent "birther," having filed dozens of lawsuits, appeals and other legal petitions expressing her certainty that President Obama was not born in America. In her latest legal foray, a California judge tossed her lawsuit against Occidental College (to require it to disregard privacy rights and release Obama's college transcripts and other papers). The loss brings birthers' record (Taitz's plus a few comrades') to 0-for-258, according to the websites WhatsYourEvidence.com and LoweringTheBar.net. And of course, when Taitz's lawsuit was dismissed in November, she merely appealed again. Taitz was described by one critic as "almost charmingly insane." [Huffington Post, 12-3-2012; Lowering the Bar, 10-26-2012]"

31 December - World Nut Daily touts an endorsement.

"An independent news organization has named the Drudge Report and WND among the “most trustworthy news sources” for 2012, citing Drudge as the “top-trusted site for millions” and WND’s “continual commitment to the truth and top-notch journalistic practice.”

The list of the top news sources, where WND was second only to the Drudge Report, was announced today by the Discerning Times at Enumclaw.com, an online source that bills itself as a “Small Town Newspaper, Big Time News.”

The Christian organization said it based its decision on several factors, including the news being reported “results from the fullest research possible” and that news “will be reported without favoritism.”

If you never heard of "the Discerning Times at Enumclaw.com", you're not alone. It bills itself as:

"The Discerning Times™, an independent Christian newspaper, strives to reflect the love of Jesus Christ.

The following guiding principles support the foundation of The Discerning Times:

The news reported results from the fullest research possible. (Deuteronomy 13:14)
News will be reported without favoritism. (1 Timothy 5:21)
Heavy emphasis is placed upon beneficial news. (Ephesians 4:29)
Photographs are used appropriately and with due consideration for personal dignity, according to the pattern of the Creator. (Psalm 139)
No specific political viewpoint will be represented. (Hebrews 13:14)"

Considering that their idea of "trustworthy news sources" is Drudge, World Nut Daily, Glenn Beck's "The Blaze", Breitbart News, Fox News, and Newsbusters, one can rather dispute the whole "No specific political viewpoint will be represented"

You will also note that many of the articles are written in defense of one Malcolm Fraser, a local assistant pastor at "Sound Doctrine Church" who stands accused of child rape. Curiously enough, Malcolm Fraser is the domain owner of "Enumclaw.com, and many of the defense articles are written by one "T. Williams", the "Editor-in-Chief". Who seems to be the same Timothy Williams who's the retired pastor for "Sound Doctrine Church".

"Sound Doctrine Church" seems to have their own share of issues. Religion News Blog, 18 March 2009

"But according to court documents, the case doesn’t just center around homeschooling. Estranged husband Thomas Mills claims the couple began to grow apart after she joined the Sound Doctrine Church led by Tim and Carla Williams.

During court proceedings, Tina Wasik, a former member of the church, characterized it as a cult and testified under oath that “Sound Doctrine is not a healthy place to grow up. It is run by fear and manipulation.”

Other former members gave sworn court statements that church leader Tim Williams made inappropriate sexual comments about girls as young as 4.

Former member Jessica Gambill testified that “After I joined Sound Doctrine, Tim Williams told me that my oldest daughter (then age 12) was the kind of girl that men would take advantage of, that my middle daughter (then age 7) was the kind of girl that would sleep with any guy, and that my youngest daughter (age 4) was the kind of girl that would use her looks to seduce men.”

Apologetics Index, 23 March 2012

"Ex-members have characterized the group, in sworn affidavits submitted to a court, as a 'cult.' From the information provided in custody ruling it appears that term is used in the sociological sense of the word.

The church's statement of beliefs includes a number of sound, Biblical doctrines. However, mixed in are a many unsound teachings, based largely on a marked (and stated) disregard of proper hermeutics (the branch of knowledge that deals with interpretation). Among the church's statement of beliefs is this one: "No spiritual insanity is allowed. We do not preach miracles or hermeneutics, but Jesus Christ and Him crucified."

We think 'Sound Doctrine Church' is a misnomer for this church. We believe the group to be unhealthy at best and, taking reported behavior into account as well, we consider it to be a cult of Christianity."

And this is an endorsement World Nut Daily touts.

Enumclaw itself is a small (10,000) city in King County, Washington. It's a fairly nice little town, though it's got a bit of an odd reputation stemming from a 2005 case where a local aeronautics engineer died from internal injuries he suffered as the result of having sex with a horse.

31 December - Nice to see that Dr. Orly is keeping busy this New Years Eve by threatening, harassing, and in general making herself a royal pain in the ass. (malware and redirect warning)

(Redaction mine)

"Dear Mr. Olsen, this is to confirm that I called you on 12/31/2012 around 2:20 pm. I advised you that in response to your ex parte motion to extend time to respond to subpoenas, I am submitting amended subpoenas, which will make it easier for the Federal Employees to provide necessary documents without any difficulty or undue hardship."

Basically - "Simply do everything I demand and give me a pony, okay??"

"Instead of Mr. Michael Astrue, Commissioner of Social Security travelling to California to testify or produce documents, amended subpoena would allow him or another official to produce the required original SS-5, Social Security application for Connecticut Social Security number (redacted) at the premises of the Social Security offices in MD on 01/02/2013. Subpoena was delivered by the professional process server and a proof of service will be forwarded to you."

We'll ignore the fact that service wasn't properly done.

"Please, advise at what time Mr. Astrue or his assistant will be available on 01/02/2013 to produce the required SS-5 to me or to an expert, who will be there on my behalf."

How about "never"? Will "never" work for you?

"Based on all of the above, subpoenas will be proper and enforceable. Please, let me know, when is the most convenient time on January 2 for your clients Mr. Astrue and Mr. Romo or their employees to provide requested documents."

Somehow I suspect the court may disagree with you about "proper and enforceable".

"Additionally this is to confirm that I asked for your position on motion to strike the opposition to the TRO on behalf of Mr. Obama, as he is not sued as a federal employee. Your response is that you do not have a formulated position yet."

I suspect he was too busy laughing hysterically to give you a coherent response.

"Lastly I asked you, if you will be proceeding with the criminal investigation based on evidence of forgery in Mr. Obama’s IDs. You stated that you are a part of the civil division, not criminal division. I asked if you forwarded the complaint and exhibits to the criminal division, as failure to do so may be seen as subornation of felonies such as elections fraud, Social Security fraud and forgery of IDs with the goal of usurpation of the U.S. Presidency. You asked if I asked you to forward the complaint to the criminal division, I responded that I am asking you now. You responded with a request to submit it in writing, so you can see, who you can forward this to."

And I suspect it will be passed around the office with a note of "Hey, get a load of this! Can you BELIEVE this nut???"

"Per your request, I am asking you in writing to forward the complaint, exhibits and the rest of material in the case Grinols et al v Elections commission et al to the criminal division of the U.S. attorney’s office for the purpose of criminal prosecution of Mr. Obama and individuals aiding and abetting him for elections fraud, Social Security fraud, conspiracy to commit fraud and uttering of forged Identification papers and a fraudulently obtained Social Security number with the purpose of committing elections fraud and usurpation of the U.S. Presidency and position of the commander n Chief. Additionally, some of the individuals aiding and abetting Mr. Obama might be guilty of treason since Mr. Obama is a foreign national, citizen of Indonesia, based on his school records from Indonesia. Please, advise me the name of the U.S. Attorney in the criminal division to whom you are forwarding the case."

Ah yes. Can't forget the obligatory threat of treason towards people who refuse to buy into your paranoid delusions.

31 December - The natives at Birther Report are getting restless.

" Constitution · 5 hours ago

We need changes in 2013. We can't wait 7 months for new information to come out. The last new thing was the 1991 bio saying he was born in kenya that came out last may. No more sheriff joe's 8 months to tell us it's a forgery when we knew that the first week it came out then waiting 4 more months to tell us it's a forgery again. No more promising information that never comes out like ppsimmons. No more talking about it once every 4 months like peter boyles. New information must come out everyday all day long until he is removed from office."

Just recycle the lies you always do. It's not like any of you birtherstani will notice or care.

"Dealio · 1 hour ago

Only we can remove the illegal from the WH. Not the courts, congress, law, or military. All of those no longer exist. Just us. I'm not complaining because this is how it always is. Times change, people don't."

So when are you getting your arse off the chair and leading this revoltlio??

" Natural-Born Citizen · 4 hours ago

If he has nothing to hide… why is he hiding EVERYTHING about him?

Barry's days truly are numbered as President. People are waking up. His hopes are that he can do damage that cannot be undone before this happens…"

" Me hates frauds · 8 hours ago

Only leftist assholes stoop so low to do such unlawful and unconstitutional shit as Obama has done. We're a patient bunch who know that it's a matter of when, not if, your fucking house of cards will crash in flames. And we'll be all too happy to pour fuel onto it to put you out of your misery."

"…..any……day……now……."

"But if you listen to the left… the only people that can dethrone the king are his loyal subjects serving in the Democratic party. Right. Have they forgotten that the Government answers to the people?

Imagine how so tiny the mess Bush left Barry will be in comparison to the mess he has left not only the next administration, but left us all. Who is this man-child in the WHITE HOUSE?"

"Man-child", eh?? Get the feeling that someone wanted to say "boy"??

And so, 2012 comes to a close. It was a year that dawned so bright for the birthers. Yes, all their birther ballot bills died the year before, but they had a solid year of ballot challenges planned (which went nowhere). They got Joe Arpaio on their side, (bought and paid for by World Nut Daily). They even had a few (Republican) Secretaries of State play their birther games.

We had actual courts where their evidence was judged unchallenged. (and found wanting). And, deep down inside, the confident knowledge that they just knew, knew in their heart of hearts, there was no way that that uppity darkie, that scary black man, that….that….that…."boy" who REFUSED the orders of his betters to show his papers, would get reelected. Nosiree, he would get what he deserved, and a proper (white, Republican) President would take his place.

Problem is that this memo didn't seem to get out to the rest of the voting population. And as a result, the birthers end 2012 looking at four more years of President Barack Obama, and are reduced to trying the same court cases and electoral challenges that worked so well in the winter of 2008-09.

Indeed, post election 2012 has been an even uglier and foul version of post election 2008. The covers are coming off many of the birthers now, and their racist cores are becoming more and more open and exposed.

Remember those confident predictions before inauguration day 2008?? How the proto-birthers all knew there wasn't a chance that Sen. Obama would get sworn in?? At the last minute some court or Chief Justice would step in and demand he show his papers NOW, and that, properly chastened for getting above himself, he would slink off. Going into 2013, expect the same, followed by a meltdown when President Obama takes the oath of office again and they look at four more years of an Obama presidency, only with even less options than before, and more incoherent rage.

Happy New Year to my readers and friends, and their families. May your 2013 be merry, happy, and prosperous. And for the birthers, may your New Year grant you everything your actions warrant.

Comments

[GMpilot]

May your 2013 be merry, happy, and prosperous. And for the birthers, may your New Year grant you everything your actions warrant.

That says it all. Same to you, Patrick.

[Thomas Brown]

These flea-brains who drag the term "patriot" through the sewers are one of two things: 1) Liars or 2) Pussies.

If they know deep in an unused corner of the space in their skulls that Obama is eligible, they are liars.

If they truly believe America is in peril and haven't made good on their threats of action, they are chickenshit pussies.

So which is it, big talkers? Are you liars or pussies?

[MTinMO]

"May your 2013 be merry, happy, and prosperous. And for the birthers, may your New Year grant you everything your actions warrant."

Happy New Year to you and thank you for all your work keeping us informed. For all your efforts, I hope 20I3 is generous and kind to you.

I assume you have a strong stomach to be able to read all this without being sickened. I stay incredulous at each reading of the latest in birther news. It is so hard to believe these are actually adults who manufacture this garbage day after day, month after month, year after year. And yet we have watched it take place since 2008. Oily gets more demented and screechy and the others are several eggs short a dozen. They are certainly letting their racism show. (I shudder to think one of the cretins has actually become an elected judge. I have a feeling he won't be able to keep his birtherism out of the courtroom and will end up getting himself in trouble. We can only hope.) I shake my head at the denseness of any person who can't seem to get it through her bleached blond head that she can't serve President Obama as a private citizen/candidate because he IS the president still in his first official term, up until the day is is once again sworn in to start his 2nd official term. The gases she has inhaled in her dental practice have surely killed off what brain cells that may have been in existence because surely no one could be that dense. As much as there is an entertainment factor in this bevy of BS, I look forward to the day that the smack-down becomes hard enough that these fools will quit wasting the time and taxpayer dollars by clogging up our courts with manufactured "evidence" and complete incompetence. I'm fed up when I think of how much time judges, court clerks and other personnel waste on this. I'm all for courts being open to people with legitimate problems and complaints, but we all know there is nothing legitimate in any of these filings.

[Dr. Conspiracy]

So you think Conservative FactCheck is for real? I'm coming to the view that it's a spoof site.

[Andrew Vrba, PmG]

A Darmok reference? Oh you cheeky thing you!

[Patrick McKinnion]

Dr. Conspiracy - I gave up trying to figure out what's real and what's the parody. While I suppose that "Conservative 'FactCheck'" is a spoof, I see things that clueless and dumb all the time.

If CFC is a spoof, they certainly got the complete disregard for facts down right.

[Patrick McKinnion]

Thomas Brown - Most of the keyboard commandos calling for marches, revolt, and the overthrow / execution of the government and elected officials are pretty much passive cowards. They talk a big game, but it's always someone else that has to lead, someone else to take that step.

And I suspect that, should they actual find themselves in an armed uprising or civil war, they would defecate themselves with sheer terror followed by running screaming home to hide under their beds. (which would later get retold about how they bravely stood their ground in a hopeless cause)

[Patrick McKinnion]

Andrew Vrba, PmG - I'm always curious who catches the more obscure references *chuckle*

[Obot]

I'm glad they got Ms. Jane Marple in board; she's been doing quality, low-cost detective work for decades... ever since Agatha Christie invented her.

[Andrew Vrba, PmG]

I'm well versed in the way of the geek. *bows*
On topic, I see an armed attempt at sedition going very badly. I see it failing for two reasons.

1.) They overestimate just how many of them are stupid and crazy enough to go through with something so suicidal.

2.) They operate under the idea that District of Columbia lacks and armed National Guard.

[Patrick McKinnion]

Andrew Vrba, PmG - Well, that and they always assume that the military is going to automatically be on their side.

Which tends to ignore that Barack Obama got the majority of campaign donations from active duty military in both 2008 and 2012.

[Patrick McKinnion]

Obot - You noticed that too, eh?? I'm wondering if it was a placeholder or if someone punked them.

[Obot]

They punk themselves, with every word they write.

[jon in LA]

I tried to watch the Rudy Davis video, but could only make it to 3:21. I don't know how you do it.

[Andrew Vrba, PmG]

Yeah, there's that!
I'm so sick of them saying "The will of We The People has been ignored!!!" No, no it hasn't! The will of We the People WAS heard, loud and clear, and heeded on November 6th!

[jon in LA]

Many Thanks for your efforts. I should say that at this time of year. I come here often, but never post. You sir, ridicule very well. And it is deserved, and much needed. Thanks again.

[Shay]

Thomas Brown: my cat resents that remark.

[G]

That was certainly one of the weirdest Rudy Davis videos yet:

His crazy claim that evolutionists believe that tornadoes can reassemble a 747 in a junkyard??? WTF??? What fucked up voices in his head made up that crazy and stupid sounding shit?

Then he goes off on a stupid racist joke, just so he can get off on saying the N-word...

...Followed by a bat-shit crazy racist obsession with what should be a happy "mom & kid get their dog back for Christmas" story...by being angrily focused that the owners were "brown" and the sick jerk who stole their dog was white...with it being clearly obvious that Rudy's 2 big peeves with the video was that they arrested a white person and that the pet had microchip trackers to help it be recovered and returned to its owners.

...Yeah...he's really, really going further and further over the deep end into full-on paranoid racist craziness.

Why do I have a sinking feeling that 2013 is going to require more law enforcement visits to increasingly unhinged Rudy.... *sigh*

[Craig]

Happy New Year. Thanks for this site.

[Arthur]

Excellent summary. Birthers are frickin' amazing . . . just when you thought they couldn't get anymore ridiculous, "Boom Goes the Dynamite" and the bar drops to an new level of absurdity.