In today's dispatches, we're seeing an outbreak of the winter 2012 strain of "anydaynowitis". Sadly, there is no treatment for the afflicted. We also have some serious strains of pain in the rear, and some chronic cluelessness.
Walter Fitzpatrick may get a chance to see how he looks in stripes again. A random call for a military coup. Van Irion gets a bill for his disservices. Disbarred attorney Montgomery Sibley and Dr. Orly have a bit of a spat.
We have the undead birther bill. Dr. Orly shows her amazing ability to put two and two together and come up with pancake. And an amusing audio from a random birther nitwit.
3 December - And Gabe Zolna thinks that the third coming of Larry Klayman's twice failed Florida Birther Ballot Jihad.
It's pretty much a parrot of all the various birther lies (Indonesian citizenship, foreign student, etc), mixed with a bit of racism ("affirmative action student".
And ends with:
2:18 - "…if and when that happens, Obama will be arrested, he'll be removed from the White House in handcuffs and a waist chain, and everything he's put into effect, including Joe Biden as Vice President, including his 37 blood czars. And most important, including his prize achievement, Obamacare. It will all be gone, and the nightmare will end. So, we have something to look forward to, and I can't wait for the trial."
"….any day now……..He'll be arrested and taken out of the White House any day now……any day now……He'll be arrested…….."
3 December - Much butthurt I sense, yes, great butthurt indeed...
"Let us get back though to this task which you face now, and the appeal that I make to your sense of duty if there is anything left of it. Mr Speaker… for over four years now this nation has born witness to hundreds…. thousands of legal challenges which call into question the qualifications of Mr. Barack Obama to hold his current office. In case after case, and after millions if not billions of dollars spent in court, we still don’t have any answers. Mr. Obama’s has spent millions in legal fees that were not focused on proving or defending his credentials, but rather to protect his apparent right to hide them. Mr. Speaker… I remind you of your own words on this matter… “well.. If President Obama says he was born in Hawaii, that’s good enough for me”. Oh REALLY?… Obama’s word is good enough for you? Tell me Mr. Speaker, is Obama’s word good enough for the constitution? Are WE THE PEOPLE to relegate the authority given you under the constitution to your personal ability to simply TRUST in the words of any man? Let alone a man who lies so brazenly… and so often that there is no possible way to fact check everything? WE THE PEOPLE don’t have faith in your trust in Obama’s word. We Trust in GOD. We don’t want Obamacare. We don’t want Higher Taxes. We want you to do your damn job! The court has told us now, time and time again in case after case that we as citizens don’t have legal standing to demand proof of our president’s qualifications. Even a presidential candidate apparently has no legal authority to require his or her opponents to provide legal documentation demonstrating their constitutional qualifications to run for office. Mr. Speaker, the judicial branch has clearly punted this ball back to the legislative branch… and why not? The constitution says that it is YOUR job to vet presidential candidates in the House. Nancy Pelosi failed to do this with Barack Hussein Obama in 2008. What is different now? What has changed? Well, for one, we now have a duly elected member of law enforcement in Arizona, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who conducted a full and unbiased LEGAL investigation into Obama’s on-line version of his birth certificate which Obama presented to We the People as evidence of his qualifications. As a result of this investigation, Sheriff Arpaio discovered irrefutable evidence that this online document was a forgery. He asked YOU to investigate this… WE have heard NOTHING. YOU SIR have absolutely no grounds whatsoever to simply rely upon the words of this president alone. Doing so is not only irresponsible and negligent of your duties, but I dare say amounts to willful compliance in whatever crimes Mr. Obama might have committed to achieve his position in office. DARE I SAY treasonous Mr. Speaker? DARE I??? Are you a gambling man sir??? Do you really think that all you can possibly face is the wrath of your constituents at the ballot box in 2014? You might want to take another hard look at all those bodies under Obama’s bus… they are all democrats. You sir are a republican. Look at what happened to the last republican who jumped on the democrat bailout bus line. And don’t think for a minute that fellow republicans will come to your defense either… Hell no… we’ll throw you under the bus too… and there won’t be anything left except your lame words about reaching across the isle. Mr. Speaker… Can you say that you have verified Barack Obama’s real Birth Certificate? HELL NO!… YOU CAN’T! According to the courts, you are the ONLY one who can unseal the president’s records. ONLY YOU can demand the same proof from Obama that was demanded of and presented by Senator John McCain. Oh and please… please…don’t even think about blaming governor Romney for not asking. Look where that got Allen Keyes. Again… Not his job… it’s YOURS. TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"
3 December - At Conservative "FactCheck", their new writer, one James Johnson, pens this article critical of Dr. Orly.
"This is not the first time that Ms. Taitz has gotten a court date and then blown any chances she may have had by either not preparing, or acting in a way that casts doubt on her qualifications as a lawyer. In February, appearing before a court in Georgia in an attempt to prevent Obama from appearing on the ballot there, she brought several witnesses with her. One testified to the birth certificate being a forgery. His qualification seemed to be that he owns a store that sells copiers.
Ms. Taitz had months to prepare for this. She had the perfect opportunity to hire an expert witness whose credentials would be recognized by the court. A phone call to Adobe (to put her in touch with experts on Illustrator) or a call to any number of societies of document experts or expert witness referral agencies might have been all it took. Expert witnesses don't come cheap, but with the stakes so high, it would not have been proper to use only witnesses who were willing to testify for free - yet that's apparently what she did.
This is an important cause. It needs a champion. Through a series of very basic blunders, Orly Taitz has shown herself to not be up to the task."
Mr. Johnson, while realizing how poor an attorney Dr. Orly is, seems to be missing the point - the reason why the birthers can't find any legal talent that know their rear from a hole in the ground is that there is simply no factual, credible, or legal evidence to back any of their claims or theories up.
3 December - Walter Fitzpatrick finds out the cost of those documents he took from the courthouse and sent to professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau.
"The Post & Email has learned that following a trial which lasted approximately seven hours, a jury in Monroe County, TN voted to convict Walter Francis Fitzpatrick, III of “tampering with government records.”
Did he disgrace his old Naval uniform again??
"However, Judge Walter C. Kurtz did not allow Fitzpatrick’s defense attorney, Van Irion, to present either of two defense strategies he had prepared. An eyewitness informed The Post & Email that only the prosecution’s side was heard. "
Well, let's see. He was caught on video, and the documents were found in Sharon Rondeau's possession. Not really a lot to defend. A real defense attorney would have had the defendant in this case plead "guilty" in exchange for a fine and suspended sentence. Which leads to me to suspect that Van Irion's "defense" was simply attempts to bring up the same crap Fitzpatrick has been spewing for a while.
"The prosecution presented its case and called witnesses, one of whom was Fitzpatrick’s former landlady, Helen Thurston. At one time, Thurston had told The Post & Email that she could not have had a better tenant in Fitpatrick, but today she stated that Fitzpatrick had “bragged” to her about stealing the documents in question from the courtroom on December 7, 2011. "
Somehow this doesn't surprise me. Fitzpatrick has a real problem with knowing both right from wrong, AND keeping his mouth shut.
"The proceedings concluded at about 5:00 p.m. An eyewitness said that the jury took 7-8 minutes to retire from the courtroom and vote to convict. "
Also not a surprise.
"The sentence was pronounced by Kurtz to be 11 months, 29 days in jail but suspended to 29 days in the Monroe County jail with community service thereafter. "
The 29 days will more than likely be served after Van Irion loses Fitzpatrick's appeal, but I suspect that, knowing Walter Fitzpatrick, he'll blow off the community service or otherwise screw up, and end up having to serve the entire sentence.
"Earlier on Monday, an eyewitness had believed that the trial might be continued into Tuesday. The Post & Email was reportedly a significant topic of discussion by Assistant District Attorney Paul D. Rush, who the observer said has returned from a leave of absence."
Not surprising, since that's where Fitzpatrick sent the stolen documents to.
"Lt. Col. Terrence Lakin, a former Army flight surgeon, was denied the opportunity to mount a defense at his court-martial in December 2010, after which he spent five months at Ft. Leavenworth for having questioned Obama’s constitutional eligibility to serve as president. Fitzpatrick has filed numerous treason complaints against Obama since March 2009. Other citizens have also accused Obama of treason against the United States of America.
Lakin was discharged from the Army in 2011 after forfeiting his pension, pay and other benefits to question Obama’s eligibility. To date, no citizen has been allowed to obtain discovery into Obama’s background and documentation, despite a law enforcement investigation which stated that his long-form birth certificate and Selective Service registration card are forgeries. "
And this has to do with Walter Fitzpatrick's CIVILIAN trial why and how???
"Military tribunals could replace civilian trials in the U.S. if the government becomes too powerful and the Constitution is ignored, according to Fitzpatrick. "
Paranoid much Wally??
4 December - Gabe Zolna has a mad that there's not a Senator or House Member that's willing to go full metal birther and remove the scary black president.
Not surprising, he's a de Vattelist. And for someone who claims to follow the Constitution, Zolna doesn't' seem to have actually READ it.
And yet, he milked his mad for TWO videos in the same day, saying almost the same thing.
Make that THREE videos, he's really off his meds.
4 December - Found in comments over at Obama Ballot Challenge:
">>> THE UNITED STATES MILITARY ~ ALL BRANCHES ~ MUST FORM A JOINT EFFORT TO ” PURGE ” OUR CAPITOL AND WHITEHOUSE OF THE TREASONOUS , FRAUDULENT PLAGUE WHICH ILLEGALLY ” OCCUPIES ” THESE OFFICES .
ARNOLD CARL TAPP, 12 hours ago"
Because nothing says "patriot" more than calling for an unconstitutional military coup.
4 December - In Tennessee, Van Irion and Dummett are told "No", "No", and "Break Out the Checkbook" in regards to their "can't fail" lawsuit.
(Scribd link to order denying reconsideration of sanctions here)
"The Court finds that Plaintiffs have failed to present any basis for revision of the Court’s sanctions order. Plaintiffs’ Motion largely repeats the same arguments Plaintiffs made in opposition to Defendants’ motion to dismiss and motion for sanctions, theories which the Court has already considered and rejected. Plaintiffs fail to identify any new legal authority or intervening change in controlling law, which would lead the Court to reconsider its decision on these issues. Plaintiffs continue to argue that one plaintiff with standing is sufficient to establish standing for all plaintiffs and that the Amended Complaint sufficiently alleges Plaintiff Dummett’s standing to bring these claims. Plaintiffs assert that the Court made “a clear misstatement of the record” and thereby exhibited a “manifest disregard of fact” by failing to accept as true Plaintiff Dummett’s allegation of injury-in-fact. Plaintiffs cite the same decisional law previously briefed for the Court at the pleadings stage. This is precisely the type of motion for revision, one based on arguments already considered and rejected, which Local Rule 7.3 prohibits. To the extent that Plaintiffs have proffered the same legal theories supported by the same legal authority, the Court finds that Plaintiffs are“attempting to obtain a complete reversal of the court’s judgment by offering essentially the same arguments presented on the original motion.” For these reasons, Plaintiffs’ Motion is not well-taken and must therefore be DENIED"
(Scribd link to order denying motion to stay here)
"The Court finds that Plaintiffs’ Motion is now moot. On October 5, 2012, the Sixth Circuit dismissed Plaintiff’s appeal without prejudice (D.E. # 43), concluding that the Court’s order on sanctions was not a final, appealable order. For this reason alone, Plaintiffs’ Motion must be denied.Additionally, even if Plaintiffs had perfected an appeal, their Motion for Stay is procedurally flawed.Plaintiffs have briefed relevant factors for obtaining a stay on appeal, all of which are drawn from the Sixth Circuit’s decision in Michigan Coalition of Radioactive Material Users, Inc. v. Griepentrog , 945 F.2d 150 (6th Cir. 1991). In that case, the Sixth Circuit set forth the factors to be considered when an appellant files a motion for stay pursuant to Federal Rule of Appellate Procedure8(a). Plaintiffs have not, however, addressed Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 62(d), which allows a party to obtain a stay on appeal by supersedes bond, or shown why they should not be required to post a supersedes bond. For these reasons, Plaintiffs’ Motion for Stay is DENIED without prejudice to re-file at the appropriate time.
(Scribd link to order granting attorney's costs here)
"Defendants’ Petition for a Reasonable Attorneys Fee is GRANTED though only in part. TheCourt finds that Defendants are entitled to a reasonable attorneys fee for the preparation of their Rule12(b)(1) motion to dismiss in the amount of $10,257.50. The Court finds that Defendants are entitled to a reasonable attorneys fee for the preparation of the motion for sanctions in the amount of $307.73. Therefore, Defendants are granted a total of $10,565.23 as a sanction against counsel for Plaintiffs"
Somehow I don't think they're going to let him pay in Confederate currency......
4 December - Attorneys for President Obama move to dismiss Sibley's Quo Warranto petition.
(Scribd link here)
They also move to dismiss his injunction and relief motion.
(Scribd link here)
"This case presents the Court with the latest in a series of unsuccessful lawsuits alleging that President Obama is not a “natural born citizen” as required by the Constitution. See U.S. CONST. art. II, § 1. The federal and state courts, including, on at least three occasions, this district court, have previously rejected these challenges on both procedural grounds and the merits. See, e.g.,Taitz v. Obama, 707 F. Supp. 2d 1 (D.D.C.2010) (Lamberth, C.J.); Hollister v. Soetoro, 601 F. Supp. 2d 179 (D.D.C. 2009)(Robertson, J.); Drake v. Obama, 664 F.3d 774 (9th Cir. 2011); Kerchner v. Obama, 669F. Supp. 2d 477 (D.N.J. 2009), aff’d Kerchner v. Obama, 612 F.3d 204 (3d Cir. 2010); Cook v. Good, No. 09-cv-82, 2009 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 126144 (M.D. Ga. July 16, 2009),appeal dismissed by dkt. no. 09-14698-CC (Feb. 26, 2010); Tisdale v. Obama, No. 3:12-cv-00036 (E.D. Va. Jan. 23, 2012) (“It is well settled that those born in the United Statesare considered natural born citizens” and challenges to President Obama’s eligibility are“without merit”); Ankeny v. Governor of Ind., 916 N.E.2d 678 (Ind. Ct. App. 2009)(“persons born within the borders of the United States are ‘natural born Citizens’ forArticle II, Section 1 purposes, regardless of the citizenship of their parents”), transfer denied 929 N.E.2d 789 (Ind. 2010). Indeed, merely six months ago, this Court rejected a nearly identical action brought by Petitioner, seeking the same relief sought here: a writ of quo warrant directed to the President and targeted at questioning the President’s eligibility to hold his office. Sibley v. Obama, 866 F. Supp. 2d 17 (D.D.C. 2012) (JDB)(denying request to institute quo warrant proceedings concerning the President’s eligibility to hold office). Although Plaintiff alleges that new facts, including his affirmation of a “write-in candidacy” for President in the recent election, alter the landscape, the result must be the same: As with the other claims challenging President Obama’s eligibility for office, this action should be dismissed in its entirety."
Once again, the birthers legal history is their own worst enemy.
And file a notice of related case:
(Scribd link here)
4 December - Oh for pity's sake. Missouri State Rep Lyle Roland, who sponsored that state's birther bill earlier this year (HB 1046), has decided to sponsor YET ANOTHER ONE for this legislative year
The amusing part of their past attempt was it demanded birth documents that the State of Missouri doesn't provide. Since I don't have the text of the newest bill yet, I can't say if it's recycled stupidity or brand new stupidity.
"Requires proof of identity and status as a United States natural born citizen for the office of President and Vice President to be submitted with other required certification documents to the Secretary"
I will point out this is the same State House where one of Dr. Orly's former props, State Rep. Tim Jones, was just made Speaker of the State House.
5 December - The Advocate and Democrat reports on Walter Fitzpatrick's conviction.
"The trial took most of the day, but a jury only needed about 10 minutes to convict a man of stealing a grand jury member list in Dec. 2011.
Walt Fitzpatrick was convicted of tampering with government evidence, leading to a sentence of 11/29 suspended and 240 hours community service.
Fitzpatrick, 60, Mayes Street, Sweetwater, was charged with tampering with government records after he left the Courthouse with a copy of a listing of the grand jury members.
Jurors were being picked for the next six months in Dec. 2011, a process that includes picking the grand jury. The grand jury is a body that determines if there is enough evidence in a case for it to move forward in Criminal Court, but does not decide guilt or innocence. They are used mainly for felony-based cases."
5 December - To dream, the impossible dream…….. (malware and redirect warning)
"BREAKING NEWS! SUPREME COURT OF CA TO RULE WHETHER OBAMA SHOULD BE DECLARED ILLEGITIMATE FOR THEU.S. PRESIDENCY DUE TO HIS USE OF FORGED IDS AND A FRAUDULENTLY OBTAINED CT SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. LOSS OF 55 CA ELECTORAL VOTES WILL CERTAINLY MEAN NEW ELECTIONS IN THE U.S.
Posted on | December 5, 2012"
By which she means she filed another lawsuit.
"After originally refusing to hear the case under the original jurisdiction, Supreme Court of California was persuaded by Attorney and Candidate for the U.S. Senate Dr. Orly Taitz to take on a case Noonan, Judd, MacLaren, Taitz v Bowen under the provisions of the California Constitution, which allow Supreme Court of California to hear special cases under the Original Jurisdiction. Docket excerpt is below. Case number is S 207078 Noonan v Bowen. Attorney Orly Taitz."
And the chances that they'll actually succeed in this are??
My guess is "zero".
Oh, and original jurisdiction for writs for the Supreme Court of California is automatic. Not a big task, she submits the steaming pile of taitz to the court and pays the fee, and BANG, "original jurisdiction".
"This case is brought on behalf of four plaintiffs, all of whom have perfect standing. "
You keep using that word, I do not you know what that means.
"Edward Noonan won the American Independent Party Presidential Primary in CA and certificate of his win was submitted to the court. Keith Judd is a Democratic Party candidate for the U.s. Presidency, registered with the FEC, he was a runner up to Barack Obama in West Virginia Democratic Party Primary with 40% of the vote, Thomas Gregory Macleran was a Republican candidate for President, registered with the FEC. Attorney and Doctor Orly Taitz was a candidate for the U.S. Senate in CA."
So a right wing nut job, a convict, a racist fruit loop, and a two time primary loser.
"Second. Plaintiffs provided evidence of Candidate Barack Obama committing massive elections fraud by using forged IDs and a fraudulently obtained Connecticut Social Security number (redacted), which was never assigned to Obama and using a name, which is not legally his, as he is listed under the last name Soebarkah in his mother’s U.S. Passport and there is no evidence of him ever legally changing his name from Barack Obama Soebarkah to Barack Obama. Additionally, in his school records in Indonesia his citizenship is listed as Indonesian, not American. There is no record of him relinquishing his Indonesian citizenship and gaining the U.S. citizenship. Even if one were to believe that he arguendo changed his citizenship from Indonesian to American later in life, he would be a naturalized citizen and not natural born. Additionally, plaintiffs provided the courts with a sworn affidavits of Maricopa county, AZ investigator Mike Zullo, who is currently conducting a criminal investigation of forgeries in Obama’s IDs, and who attested that Obama’s birth certificate, Selective Service certificate and Social Security card represent forgeries. Similarly, Plaintiffs provided affidavits of Sheriff Joseph Arpaio, Senior Deportation Officer John Sampson, experts Paul Irey, Douglas Vogt and Felicito Papa and investigator Susan Daniels, all of whom are attesting that Obama’s IDs are forgeries. Affidavit of Assistant Clerk for the City of Honolulu Timothy Adams attests to the fact that there is no birth certificate for Barack Obama in any hospital in Hawaii. Statement of the Minister of Health of Kenya, James Orenga attesting to Obama’s birth in Kenya and Obama’s own biography submitted by him to his literally agent in 1991, stating that he was born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia. Plaintiffs are stating that if this court does not STAY the certification of the election results, this court will commit treason against the United States of America by allowing a foreign national, a citizen of Indonesia and possibly still citizen of Kenya to get in the position of the U.S. President and Commander n Chief by virtue of fraud and use of forged IDs and a stolen Social Security number."
So in other words, the exact same steaming pile of legal taitz that other courts have rejected before. Got it.
"Two well known historical figures that have hidden their birth records and used falsified records, were Joseph Stalin and Adolph Hitler. We all know how that ended."
Oh for pity's sake. She actually went there.
There is no evidence that Stalin or Hitler hid their birth records.
"Over 30 high ranking officials, including Attorney General of the US and White House Counsel were indicted and went to prison in Watergate. More corrupt and treasonous officials and judges are expected to go to prison in ObamaForgeryGate"
5 December - Interesting. Birther Report is claiming that Montgomery Sibley thinks Dr. Orly may have been a wit bit….hasty….in her victory lap about his (invalid) subpoena.
"We reached out to Mr. Sibley for comment on the validity of the subpoena and his response is as follows:
"No it is not valid. "
"….Orly has run off prematurely. I did consult her about domesticating my DC Subpoena in California, but she only received a draft subpoena, not the one I have issued. So please disregard her posting."
Dr. Orly? Run off frothing at the mouth?? No, really?? (/sarcasm)
"In truth, I have issued subpoenas to Columbia, Occidental, Harvard Law, Social Security Administration, Selective Service Administration and the National Archives."
Not to mention the Gnomes of Zurich and the Bavarian Illuminati.
"Orly has nothing to do with those subpoenas. Service is pending and I will update everyone once I know whether service was successful."
I'm going to hazard a guess and say "no".
And in comments:
"Dumbiatch · 2 hours ago
I'm starting to think Orly Taitz works for the 0bama regime to intentionally F--K everything up so the truth never comes out. She's done a fine job of F--KING everything up so far."
"Constitution · 5 hours ago
We need to move quicker. This has taken 4 years and I feel like we are still at square one. Every birther needs to search the internet day and night to find everything we can find out about obama's hidden records and barry soetoro records. If we all search day and night maybe we can find some smoking guns. We are moving too slow and obama is laughing at us. Stop fighting with riker like little kids and search for information on the usurper. When you find information post a message here telling birtherreport what information you found and tell him to post the blog about your information. That would help him out a lot too."
We're talking birthers here. If they were squirrels, they would be finding and hoarding rabbit pellets and moose droppings for the winter, and then wondering why they don't taste like nuts and what that funny smell is.
"Dealio · 3 hours ago
Wrong. We need to get to the capitol asafp and start arresting all involved. There is no other way. This should be obvious to everyone, at this point."
Still looking for his Revoltio.
5 December - Ah yes. Another dingbat who "serves notice" on their local elected officials and demands they do something about that scary black President.
(MP3 file here. You can all but hear the spittle flying)
"Elected Officials: Served Legal Notice! Obama Criminally unfit to hold office!
(To Orange County (which previously went bankrupt) Board of Supervisors, Electoral College, CA SOS– Outstanding! OC attempted to refuse service)
Posted on December 5, 2012
Orange County, and other California Elected Officials: You are Officially on Notice. Obama et al is Constitutional and Criminally unfit"
PDF here. The dingbat in question is one Michael Lerman.
"You are herein Lawfully noticed that there are over 4 active Treason Complaints before the US Attorneys and over 4 unanswered Citizens Grand Jury indictments and Dozens of lawsuits both state and federal that Obama et al has obstructed and defaulted on regarding ineligibility fraud and other criminal acts."
Four copies of Fitzpatrick's treason-gram and a few fantasy tiddywink league "indictments" means exactly squat, since none of them have any legal validity.
"Until Congress lawfully addresses those charges and indictments regard that subject matter Obama et al is Constitutional and Criminally unfit to be voted on and you the electors are demanded Not to Vote until this matter is redressed either by Congress or a proper court."
"You better not vote for that uppity darkie or we'll…..we'll….we'll…..WE'LL DO SOMETHING AND YOU"LL BE SORRY!!!!"
I thought Michael Lerman sounded familiar. He's a Walter Fitzpatrick fanboy.
Take a look at Exhibit #4 (Scribd link here. you have to wade though 110 pages of Blanchard blovating.)
Exhibit #4 is a "Notice regarding default I dishonor regarding matter of Habeas Corpus filed by MJ Blanchard into the Monroe County Court Record regarding cause fi Ie # 11366 Notice and demand to cure default/dishonor by ordering the immediate and unconditional release of Walter Fitzpatrick III and vacate cases # 11-018 and 10-213 and void all judgments against him" by one "Michael Lerman, C/O Office of the Republic Citizens' Ombudsman", and sent to the Chief Justice of the Tennessee Supreme Court.