In today's dispatches, a dire prediction of civil war, based on the writers paranoid delusion and utter disregard for the facts or reality. Dr. Orly's first Supreme Court rally is a Glorious Peoples Victory that numbers in the tens of people. Richard Sanders is either a birther himself, or a huckster trying to get some of that sweet, sweet birther cash.
Rudy Davis does a giggling, incoherent, racist video. Okay, more so than usual. Al Hendershot tries to rewrite Dr. Orly's upcoming Supreme Court rejection. We find a yet unseen video from racist puppeteer Christa Chantal Allen. And another "no, really, honest" video from Carl Gallups where he gives boy defective Mike Zullo a reach-around with a happy ending.
But the two outstanding pieces of news are what takes the cake. First off is Padawan Paul Guthrie's latest steaming pile of taitz, and boy howdy does he let his sexist freak-flag fly. And the second is a planned movie version of Terry Lakin's poorly ghost-written self-serving birther bible "Officer's (violation of an) Oath". Produced by Lakin fanboy Marco Ciavolino and long-time birther huckster Dean Haskins, (assuming they can fleece enough of the birtherstani faithful to pay for this future drink coaster.)
9 February - Oh wow. Over at "News with Views", Greg Evensen pens this obscenity.
(Bold face mine)
"There are two compelling reasons we are now facing what I said would occur five years ago as a result of our ignorance of history and an evil in the land so great it is palpable.
The first cause of Civil War II is our collective national addiction to really bad legislative choices. America has progressively and purposefully become “the land of the stupid and the home of the coward.” Many do not know nor care, that freedom has vanished and tyranny is in control of the nation that freed most of the world in the 20th century from brutal oppression."
Translation - "Wahhh, people I don't like are running the government!"
"When I witness the smug arrogance and utter lies of Barack Obama, how he double talks, creates endless bad budgets, taxes, health care, or exhibits the absolute incompetence of his and his wife’s past as “activist lawyers” who lost their licenses to practice,"
Lie #1. Neither Barack or Michelle Obama lost their licenses to practice law. Both of them went inactive, but could reestablish their licenses simply by paying the fees and taking the required continuing education courses.
"… I am confounded that Americans would vote this calculating Muslim communist into another term."
Maybe because he's neither Muslim or a communist.
"I consider his forged non-existent US birth certificate and say, “how is this possible that we can not figure this guy out.” No provable, demonstrated educational history, passport origination or social security record is available to prove he is the real deal. "
Funny, the State of Hawaii seems to think his birth certificate is real and legitimate. And there's been no credible evidence to suggest otherwise.
"So, we see a lifetime of association by Obama with traitors, deplorable subversives, and his church minister who blasphemes from the pulpit and is cheered on by an audience of “black Christians.”
*Raises eyebrow* O RLY??
"I have former friends who are educational administrators and attorneys who still cannot believe their good fortune at receiving public money for seeing to it that this socialistic largesse does not stop rolling in. They pay for their lake homes and Mercedes cars through grants and salaries set by the same ruling class that serves on the school or university boards and court circuit benches. They take rewards from lobbyists to push Agenda 21 and other UN initiatives that further restrict American’s lifestyles and their choice options. "
If that's your attitude, I can see why they're "former friends".
"So, Diane Feinstein, the democratic buzzard from San Francisco who carries her own gun, has a security detail paid for by the American public, is a Jewish socialist activist"
Interesting bit of anti-semitism, since there's no logical reason to bring up her faith here.
"The second cause of the outbreak of armed rebellion in this country by the descendents of real patriots will be simply because tyranny, corruption, the intimidation of free Americans by police state tactics rulers will have reached a boiling point with no viable options. Neither delaying efforts by politicians, nor the threat of lethal force by military and police officials, will make Cairo look like a carnival in comparison."
"Wahhhh! I want my civil war!! Where's my civil war!!!"
"Research Dealy Plaza, hear the testimony of experts concerning the Twin Towers, read the history of the lies in the Tonkin Gulf Resolution, audit the Federal Reserve and its sordid history of betrayal against the American people, watch the filthy lies of Hillary, Barack and Panetta concerning the Libyan disaster, accept that every president since Andrew Jackson has been a hand selected major player for the world governance crowd and you will understand why we are watching the recall of the world’s gold reserves from US soil."
I think you left out "we faked landing on the moon" in the list of conspiracies there.
"We are warned in Scripture that the day is coming when we will have to flee to the mountains and do so at such a pace that we cannot even stop for our coat. We will see, hear and feel the wrath of God Almighty—oh yea, stupidos—He does exist, and He has your number. Many will try to hide from Him and the hell that will be unleashed on this earth.
Some apocalyptic imagery there.
"I suggested that God hide us in the heart of the rock along with our choice of banned weapons, several if possible along with plenty of ammo."
I don't seem to recall the verse that says "thy gun and thy RPG, they comfort me."
"Why then do I suggest the gun? For the God given right of self defense and as a reminder to those who do evil that resistance to that evil is necessary and required. If they stop, change, go away, leave that trail of destruction, then their life may be spared. Continue to corrupt, intimidate and intimidate, then their life will be forfeited by their own action. I will just help that demise along. No apologies, no soft sell, no maybes, just this stated uncompromising absolute. Come after me, my family or my friends, and there will be a REAL fight."
Blood-thirsty little troll, isn't he?
"Get that Diane. Get that Chuck Schumer. Listen hard Joe Biden. Barack, you awake yet? Not going to be a good day. The buffet of disaster just got another entrée. Things are going downhill even more rapidly now, aren’t they? But then you have heard all of these statements before from me haven’t you?
One F-I-N-A-L time, Washington. Back off and back off now. Otherwise, as Wyatt Earp stated in the movie “Tombstone” put it, “You tell ‘em I’m coming, and HELLS coming with me.! And I say, all right Sons a bit**es, bring it on.”
And today's visit from the Secret Service goes to…..
10 February - Former Judge Richard Sanders appears on the "Logos Radio Network" show "Live and let Live".
(MP3 here) (2 hours)
"Richard B. Sanders, (http://justicesanders.com) a former Justice of the Washington State Supreme Court, defends Seattle housewife Linda Jordan from a $13,000 sanction imposed for her lawsuit challenging Barack Obama’s eligibility. (http://www.obamaforgeries.com)"
The interview starts at 4:00. Later on he does claim to a caller that he's not aware that President Obama's birth certificate has been proven legit (sounds like someone needs to reread the "Full Faith and Credit Clause"), but by and large he's more focused on Linda Jordan getting dinged almost $13,000 for a case he himself calls "frivolous".
11 February - I think George Miller had to go change his pants and smoke a cigarette after reading Greg Evensen's little rant.
"Because voters have made very bad choices and the scum they have elected have made even worse choices, we have few good choices left– basically, bankruptcy and slavery or some sort of revolution. Because we were unable to resolve this peacefully and sensibly, there are mainly bad choices left."
Translation - "People I don't like got elected, and I have no respect for my fellow citizens and their choices, so I want to start a civil war"
"There is still some remote hope that we could nullify insane and unconstitutional laws, Impeach, vote out rascals, nullify elections for corrupt usurpers such as AKA “Obama,” but it’s seeming less and less likely. "
Starting to realize just how little support you actually have, eh?
"I was at a meeting of Conservative California Patriots (yes, there are some) tonight. We all felt that the level of outrage in posts such as this one is simply not widespread enough to match that of the author of this article and lacks critical mass by a wide margin."
Yep, you realized that outside your little clique of fellow travelers and hatriots, you don't have the support you want.
"What WILL it take? It seems that the outrages already exceed those of the colonial times. This is a supposed “Constitutional Republic” of ”representative” government."
It is. Your problem is that you can't accept the fact your fellow citizens have a different view on who they want to represent them.
12 February - And the first picture from Dr. Orly's rally in front of the Supreme Court today.
I count six to eight people, three of which seem to be reporters of some sort.
Hey Cavity Creeps. Your donations at work?
12 February - Birther Report once again files the serial numbers off of someone else's work and reclaims it as their own, in the case Richard Sander's appearance on "Live and Let Live".
"Fmr. WA Supreme Court Justice Richard Sanders: Obama Eligibility Challenger Being Hammered; Argued Properly Obama Eligibility Case Not Frivolous; No Proof Obama's Birth Certificate & Social Security Number Are Legitimate"
Actually he said he wasn't AWARE of any proof, which is a bit of a difference.
And in comments:
"Dealio · 3 hours ago
This whole thing is absolutely insane. We've been reduced to blithering idiots. Everyone and their mother knows there's an illegal alien felon in the WH, and all we do is hope a judge looks at it. Wow, thats all you need to know about the current state of the union."
Actually I think the birthers started out as blithering idiots, and it's been a downhill slide since then.
"Guest · 2 hours ago
If Judge Sanders believes there is no proof that the birth certificate and Social Security Number are legitimate, why didn't he put that in the papers he filed with the court?"
Because he more than likely doesn't believe it himself, he's just playing nice with his client's delusion.
12 February - Dr. Orly tries to spin her protest into Glorious Peoples Victory For Birtherstani Comrades (Malware and redirect warning)
"Today we protested in front of SCOTUS, I was able to file more documents and received missing information on another case Taitz v Astrue.
Posted on | February 12, 2013 "
Oh goodie. You dumped more crap on the courts.
"I will post the pictures and video clip of today’s protest in front of the Supreme Court . A reporter and videographer for Adam Kokesh recorded a video and it is being edited as we speak.
A reporter who covered my case in Kansas was there and did a lengthy interview."
Well, that explains the three reporter-looking types.
"My supporters from Tennessee, Nevada, Pennsylvania, New York, California, Virginia, Maryland, New Jersey and DC were there.
It was a successful protest."
If you define "handful of people" as "successful".
"We also planned to protest in front of the Capitol during the state of the Union address, however police is closing streets and throwing everybody out of the blocked area. They are blocking more and more streets. This is like the Communist soviet Union or Nazi Germany, as they are throwing people out, it will look like there is no protest and no opposition to Obama-Nazi regime and nobody stands up in regards to Obama’s use of forged IDs and stolen SSN."
No, you freaking idiot. It's called SECURITY. During the State of the Union, you have the majority of the US Government under one roof. Law Enforcement types get a bit cranky at times like that.
"another concern is lack of signatures. I talked to several clerks: Sevgil Tekali, she looks Turkish to me and James Baldin, and African-American man. they work in the front in the clerk’s office in the Supreme Court. "
So why on Earth is their appearance and/or race important?? Oh, right, it's a dog whistle so you can blame your upcoming loss on the Muslim and the Black dude, right???
Birther Report isn't the only thing getting more blatantly racist.
"James Baldin went to talk to the back office. I saw three African -American men there. He came back and said that he checked and I am not allowed to see the signature."
She's really obsessed on the race thing, isn't she?
"On the positive side my supplemental brief was stamped filed by the Supreme Court and will be a part of the file."
Circular file, yes.
"Also, there were a lot of people visiting SCOTUS, we were able to talk to them. There was a large group of high School students, who wanted to know the truth, we showed them the documents, the students we bright eyed and were absorbing the information, however their Obama-Nazi teacher told them to stop talking to us and leave. "
Betcha that either a) this encounter only took place in her nitrous-addled mind, or b) the students were taunting the crazy woman.
"The students said that they will look up on the net. Other people said that they will look up on the net."
Where they will laugh some more.
12 February - You know, I think I'm going to move Rudy Davis to the "racist birthers" category. He's not even trying to hide it anymore.
It's a very giggly video. Lets see. He starts out with claiming that the only reason why an African-American would support President Obama is race, then brings up Christopher Dorner's manifesto. He then lowers himself to giggling some more and making fun of the parents of those children killed in Sandy Hook.
Back to Christopher Dorner, and Rudy mentioning that Dorner called out the birthers, which somehow means that someone in the administration "helped" Dorner write it. And then the broken cruise ship, a comment on passengers weight, (Rudy is a fine one to talk), and a story about how a black woman cut in front of him on a ship buffet, which somehow turns to "4000 savages on the ship"
Oh, he's an Osama Bin Laden denier too. I know, big surprise.
Back to ranting about race, this time the idea of a African man being made Pope.
6:05 - "You folks who are afraid to be called racist and call out Obama, you deserve all the hell, death and destruction that are coming upon you, heh heh, and I'm laughing, I'm laughing at this."
He mentions an asteroid that will destroy the earth on friday, and then a rant about President Obama's State of the Union address which Rudy links to 2 Thessalonians 2:3 and Rudy thinking we're at the end of days. Which he's looking forward to so he can laugh at and mock all the rest of us. (Such a charming witness for his faith he is).
Speaking of which, he then tries to witness his faith to his viewer. Which, after the previous ten minutes of racist ranting, is a bit less than effective.
12 February - Despite the fact it's been on the docket for well over a month now, and it's not a "hearing" at all, Al Hendershot decides that Dr. Orly's upcoming Supreme Court rejection is a "closed door hearing" that Dr. Orly will be attending.
"Orly Taitz, friend of The Obama Hustle will have her case against the protected one on the 15th of this month. In a hearing behind closed doors which is unheard of as far as I can tell, Taitz will have her day with the Justices."
Umm, no. It's a routine conference, not a hearing, and nothing that Dr. Orly will be at. Well, except for her planned protest outside.
Any…..day…..now…..
12 February - Well, Padawan Pauly is claiming a new lawsuit…
"Despite the Treasonous efforts of Obama appointee de facto Judge Jane Magnus-Stinson to derail our legal efforts by unlawfully denying natural born U.S. Citizen Paul Guthrie his right to have his law suit served upon the defendants, a new suit was filed in the 7th District Federal Court in Indianapolis on February 11th, 2013. "
Translation - the court didn't buy his "you have to rehear my case because the previous judge got girl cooties all over it.
"Patriotic American citizens who are hearing about this story are stepping up to support Paul Guthrie financially with his suit so that he will be able to get the truth out. Contributions have totally paid for the first round of filing and serving of the new suit."
Oh really? Wonder who his sugar daddy is?
"This is the first time since the Constitution and Bill of Rights were ratified and adopted that anyone has gone into Court in a matter in controversy regarding the eligibility for the Office of President and put the objective self-evident scientific definition and meaning of natural born Citizen before the government, the meaning as it was conceived by those who wrote the Article II natural born Citizen requirements."
Oh come on. I'm quite sure there's been other delusional nut cases who have tried to demand the courts follow their completely nonsensical creative reinterpretation of the Constitution.
"…if U.S. females can have sex with any male on the planet to make a natural born Citizen who can be U.S. President, then wouldn't that make the country not the United States of America but instead the United Countries of Planet Earth, where the female U.S. citizens are defining the political boundaries and thus there are no boundaries? How is this fair to the offspring of U.S. State citizen fathers who are bound to their citizenship by the territorial boundaries of the country, who would have to compete with the offspring of all the males on Earth for their own offspring to be President?"
Translation: "How DARE those foolish women force my uber-patriotic Red White, and Blue American Sperm to compete against that lowly foreign sperm?? Don't they understand what an HONOR and BLESSING it is to be knocked up by a patriot like me????"
You know, I get the feeling that somewhere in his past, Padawan Pauly has someone who he had a crush on, go off with some foreign exchange student, and it completely unhinged him. Or he simply has a problem with women who actually go off an act like actual human beings rather than walking wombs for the Sacred Sperm of Citizenship.
But it doesn't matter what any judge rules, because, you see, Padawan Pauly has won already.
"It matters not what any Judge rules from this point onward. The discovered definition is irrefutable."
If you've lived on a steady diet of lead paint chips and peyote smoothies, yes.
"A judge can refuse to accept the facts and deny reality (should have their mental competency tested then)"
I wouldn't go there if I was Pauly.
"…but a judge cannot alter facts of Nature with a judgment or ruling. We have won."
You just keep telling yourself that.
"Now we are working to have the reality manifest. "
I think there's not enough LSD in the world to make that happen.
"Hopefully the new judge will see reason and do her job to uphold the Constitution."
Oh, another female judge?? So when she dismisses this case (AGAIN!), you can whine she also got girl cooties all over it and demand some uber-patriotic member of the Penis-American community to rule on your case instead.
"Perhaps we will get lucky and the defendants who read the suit will realize that they are had and it is over, and they will move to arrest and remove Obama. It could happen."
Yes, and fuzzy pink unicorns could fly overhead, pooping chocolate chip cookies and peeing soda pop. It could happen, you know!
13 February - So here's Padawan Paul Guthrie's latest streaming pile of taitz lawsuit.
(Scribd link here, 113 pages)
It's case number 1:2013cv00234
The docket says that the presiding Judge is one Sarah Evans Barker, a Reagan appointee. The referring Judge is one Denise K. LaRue, who is an Obama appointee. I guess they figured (wrongly I suspect) that Padawan Pauly would handle being rejected better by a Reagan appointee. Personally, I suspect he doesn't handle rejection by any woman very well.
As for the 113 pages of this steaming pile of taitz, it's pretty much the same as his first one, with the addition of the previous judge as a defendant.
"114) Mr. Guthrie proves by his filing of this petition that he is the only person in the country who understands how the government and law is supposed to function, making Mr. Guthrie the last surviving natural U.S. sovereign political authority of the country. This is because you cannot claim to have inherited a natural U.S. sovereign political authority if you don't even know what one is and where it comes from. It is obviously that no one in the country besides plaintiff Guthrie knows, given that so many have been trying to determine it for years now and we still have a King and Monarchy for a government, and not a President and Constitutional Republic of the People."
Somehow I don't think the courts will buy into his "you don't know the law, I do!" claim.
"115) Due to 99 through 114 above, Mr. Guthrie fears that those who are seeking to leave King Obama's army and repatriate themselves with the proper Constitutional government of We the People will turn to Mr. Guthrie to lead them like a George Washington, since by his public filing he is showing the world that he is the only person in the country with sufficient legal, scientific, historic knowledge who is not under the spell of mass hypnosis of the King and his government, who knows what a natural born Citizen is, and what the Constitution means, and how the government is supposed to function."
Oh, I don't think that's ever likely to happen…..
"118) Due to all facts incorporated above in this petition and as a result of the actions of the defendants, plaintiff Guthrie notes that he finds himself in a similar predicament to that of Jesus from the Bible."
*Faceplant* Oh, you've GOT to be joking.
Besides, doesn't he claim to be an atheist of Jewish decent??
"This filing is putting everyone on notice, that once notified of the objective definition and meaning of natural born Citizen, if everyone does not take note of it and cease and desist immediately, then one might well lose the protection of the law and will appear to be engaging in an open criminal treasonous conspiracy to deprive Guthrie and those of his political class of their rights and freedom. Any who do not accept and comply with the facts presented in this court filing, once they are made aware of the facts, who will not cease and desist their actions that are causing Guthrie's injuries, might well be opening themselves up to claims of further libelous injury committed against Guthrie, now that the facts are established."
Somehow I don't think the courts will buy into his "you better believe the same way I do or my feelings will be hurt and I'll sue you for libel!" argument either.
"127) Given that there has been a succession of Presidents starting with George Bush, Sr., and then continuing with President Clinton and Bush Jr., all calling for a New World Order and One World Government, it would appear that those who could not have their way previously by finding the political support to Amend the Constitution to admit the political class of offspring of foreign fathers [see: Congressional records re: the numerous attempts to alter or amend the natural born Citizen provisions in recent history], have taken it upon themselves to establish a precedent that will create Titles of Nobility among the female U.S. citizen population to permit them to pass on an artificial sovereign political authority that will enable the offspring of foreign fathers and U.S. citizen mothers to become President and thereby create a monarchy, which is their One World Government and New World Order, because then any male citizen from any political society or from any country who is wealthy enough can just impregnate a U.S. citizen female, or come to the U.S. with his foreign wife who is pregnant to give birth to their offspring on U.S. soil territorial jurisdiction, birthing offspring who will be entitled to be President but also entitled to citizenship as a native citizen of another political society. Next, the Congress can now just use these newly-acquired powers that are obtained by ignoring the Titles of Nobility provisions, and declare all offspring who are natives of other societies to be natural born citizens (positive law lower-case 'c' citizens) of the U.S. society who can be President, since that essentially is what has occurred for defendant Obama's benefit. After awhile, all other countries will have their population full of native foreign citizens born to be U.S. natural born citizens at birth (as a function of positive law definitions only) who can be President of the United States of Planet Earth by established precedent, and then you have your One World political state society and government that those before Obama have advocated for, and Mr. Obama and the courts have delivered by default and are establishing with precedent."
Ah, so it's the New World Order, (with help, no doubt from the Bavarian Illuminati, the Gnomes of Zurich, the Bilderbergs, the Freemasons, and the 7/11 Franchise Owners Association), who have threatened Padawan Pauly's sacred and natural right to have his Sacred American Sperm arrived unfettered in the womb of an American woman, untainted by any traces of foreign semen to contaminate her precious bodily fluids.
"128) The above points 1 through 127 taken together and including the definitions sections, indicate an unlawful enterprise being perpetrated by the defendants, designed to deny and prevent the Constitutional guarantees and protections that creates Mr. Guthrie to be a free natural born political member (citizen) of the society (from a State of the union) who is the offspring of a politically free person (State citizen father) and is entitled to political, economic, spiritual and religious freedom, and liberty and justice, under the Constitution of the United States and the State Constitutions, and not to be subject to the see-saw political condition of living under a monarchy and king if it is socially popular and under a sovereign Republic of natural sovereign People when he is lucky."
You ever get the feeling that Pauly's parents look at him and think "millions of sperm, and THAT was the fastest one??"
"137) Upon reading Guthrie's complaint, Ms. Magnus-Stinson was required by 18 USC § 4 Misprision of Felony and 18 USC § 2382 Misprision of Treason to immediately notify law enforcement that there is an imposter occupying the Office of the President who is not a natural born Citizen, which she failed to do."
Ah, so never mind a hearing, trial, or other such pesky things like "rule of law" and "due process". To Pauly's viewpoint, the very act of filing a lawsuit means the judges MUST call the police and tell them there's a scary black man in the White House and they need to arrest him right this very second.
"The unlawful occupation of the Office of President by a defacto King, combined with the actions of a de facto judge who is an appointee of the de facto monarchy, incites the followers of King Obama to direct their hostility and self-indulgent amusement via insults directed at Guthrie, or at others like attorney Orly Taitz, for example, who has received multiple death threats for challenging Obama's legitimacy. This is an unlawful incitement against Guthrie which causes him emotional stress and trauma that Guthrie should not even be experiencing if the Judge and the President were legitimate."
"Wahhh! People are making FUN of me for being a bat-guano insane sexist birther idiot!! Wahhh! They hurt my poor little feelings!! Wahhh! They make my little Pauly go all floppy and force my Sacred American Sperm to stay home and hide rather than go visit Miss Sock like they normally do!! WAHHHHHHH!!!!!
"152) The case must be granted standing and taken up because now that defendant Obama has been selected to another and final term (we may only hope, seeing as the Constitution does not seem to apply to him), if he is not discovered and removed and punished for his actions before his term expires, then a precedent will have been established that will cause the plaintiff and other 'birthers' like him to lose the recognition and protection of their political rights forever, rights that are meant to be secured by the Constitution."
"Wahhh!! If you don't do what I say, we may someday have MORE Scary Black, Brown, or Yellow Presidents! Some of them may even be penis-deficient!! This scares me! WAHHHHHHH!!!!"
"153) For the reasons and authorities stated in 149 through 152, and for the clear and obvious stated injuries related in 62 through 128 and incorporating the Definitions sections, the Court has standing to hear and judge the case on its merits of facts and law that are stated, and issue the relief that is sought by the Plaintiff(s) in this case, as the likelihood of the plaintiff(s) to prevail on the merits of facts and law as stated, is overwhelming."
"Overwhelming" in the sense that the likelihood of the plaintiffs prevailing on the merits will result in gales of overwhelming laugher and hysterics.
"Jus et fraudem numquam cohabitant, goes a legal maxim. Right and fraud never go together. Jus ex injuria non oritur, reads another. A right cannot arise from a wrong."
When reading your legal rants, the latin phrase "Hoc est fumantemque struem equum insanum cacas" comes to mind. (This is a steaming pile of insane horseshit)
"158) Plaintiff Guthrie fears for his safety, name, and reputation, by coming forward to file this complaint which reveals the truth of his discovery of the objective definition and meaning of natural born Citizen."
Too late, that ship sailed a LONG time ago.
"Guthrie prays that the court would take note of the objective fact that Guthrie has established the definition of natural born Citizen and as a result he needs the assistance of the court to guide Guthrie in how to word a motion and order which will set off the correct chain of events that will cause the correct responsible actors to correct the ship of state and rescue Guthrie and all the natural born Citizens from their plight."
So basically "Here's my bat-guano insane legal theory. Not only do you have to act like it's NOT a steaming pile of road apples, but you also must help me convince others it's a brilliant legal discovery and not a steaming pile of road apples".
"159) Guthrie prays the court will award Guthrie his actual damages in the amount of 10,000 dollars due to the loss of income over the 4 years that Guthrie has been so emotionally distressed that he has not been able to effectively make his jewelry or effectively interact with his customers and make sales, plus expenses pertaining to this suit. Guthrie also is seeking compensatory damages of 50 million dollars for the terror and extreme emotional stress and loss of Freedom and quality of life over the last four years that is still ongoing and now growing worse due to the actions of the defendants, and asks the court to consider a punitive damage award for the egregious nature of the offences being committed against natural born Citizens and Mr. Guthrie."
"Wahhh! I'm so scared by the scary black man in the White House that I can't sleep. I can't get people to buy my crappy hemp jewelry! All I can do is sit and rock back and forth, bemoaning my fate in hopes that the court will also lose their marbles and give me lots and lots and lots of money. And a pony."
Dude, if your jewelry business was only bringing you $2,500 a year, then it's time to smell the coffee and realize that jewelry making just may not be your thing.
"160) De facto Judge Magnus-Stinson does not accept the material facts of Guthrie's case which describe the Natural reality and natural fact that Obama is not a lawful President due to the discovered objective natural definition of natural born Citizen that is defined as the offspring of a U.S. State citizen father."
That's okay, neither does reality.
"173) Guthrie has University degrees in Applied Physics and Mathematics. The Natural Law Theory of the Father is a scientific Theory arrived at by the use of scientific methodology using observations of Nature, logic and reason, in order to formulate a scientific theory that fully describes natural reality by the absence of any contradictory evidence. Magnus Stinson's ruling does not establish or rise to contradictory evidence that disproves The Natural Law Theory of the Father."
Here's the thing. US law or the US Constitution isn't a matter of Physics or Mathematics. You can have advanced degrees and still be a flaming bat-guano crazy lunatic. You can be smart enough to say "horse" in 15 languages, and still ride a cow to work out of ignorance.
And if you have these "advanced" degrees, seems like you would be making more than $2,500 a year braiding hemp jewelry for local shows.
"Magnus Stinson's actions are like the government's actions against Galileo Galilee, the famous Italian physicist and astronomer mathematician, who discovered the fact of Nature that the Sun is the center of the solar system. When he reported this fact to the public, he was branded a heretic by the government. The government used their positive law powers and authority to define Nature according to their own will, such that they decreed that the Earth was the center of the solar system, not the Sun. Those who said otherwise were branded heretics by the positive law authority of the government. This is exactly the nature of injury that de facto Judge Magnus- Stinson commits against Guthrie. By her illegitimate rulings and determinations she unlawfully punishes Guthrie by essentially branding him a heretic in his society for stepping forward with his discovery of the truth of how the Laws of Nature and the Constitution define natural born Citizen by The Natural Law Theory of the Father and for defending his natural rights."
So now he's Jesus, George Washington, AND Galileo.
You don't think much of yourself, do you Padawan Pauly??
"184) As a Jewish person, Guthrie cannot be happy, and has not been happy, living under the forms of government described in 183 above. In fact, Guthrie has been, and is being, terrorized by people like Magnus-Stinson and Obama because they refuse to free him from being subject to their unlawful dictatorship to which they have no right to subject Guthrie or any other citizen."
"Wahh! There's a scary black man in the White House, and that icky girl won't get rid of him. This makes me and my Sacred American Sperm unhappy!!!!"
"185) As Guthrie pleaded in his original petition, only male citizens have the natural ability and legal right under the laws of the United States to pass on natural born Citizen status to their offspring by their own authority. Female citizens do not posses this natural right in any country that is not a monarchy, and U.S. citizen females must submit to a male U.S. citizen authority in order to secure the right to create natural born Citizens of the United States, given that females are not hermaphrodites."
For some strange reason, I really can't see a female US citizen submitting to Padawan Pauly OR his Sacred Sperm of Citizenship anytime in the near or far future…..
"187) Magnus-Stinson is a female. By her ruling she proves the government's intent is to discriminate against males, which is a bias based upon gender, in order to unlawfully obtain political rights for females by taking away rights from males, thus giving females more political rights than males."
Oh boy. Someone has an entire production run of National Geographic FULL of issues here.
"188) By her ruling and judgment, Magnus-Stinson maintains U.S. citizen females to be the ones who define the political boundaries of the country, instead of the male citizen. This makes U.S. citizen females to be like Queens or a Royal political society who can produce offspring with foreign males, offspring who can then become the head of the political state of potentially two different countries."
"How DARE those uppity women claim to be able to have REAL US citizen children!! Don't they KNOW that it takes the Potent Power of Real American Tadpoles to make a REAL US citizen!! Who do they think they are, human beings or something???"
"189) By her ruling and judgment, Magnus-Stinson permits the U.S. citizen female to be able to create natural born citizens of two countries simultaneously at the time of birth of the offspring. By her ruling, which equates naturalized with natural born, any child born to a U.S. citizen mother and foreign father is now declared to be a natural born citizen of a foreign country via the foreign father, and also a natural born Citizen of the U.S."
Actually that's been an established part of US law for quite some time now. Do try to keep up Padawan Pauly……
"190) The Title of Nobility provisions force U.S citizen males and their offspring to be under only natural political laws that define the political boundaries of the country as based upon the territorial jurisdiction of the United States. As a result, male U.S. citizens can only create offspring who will have only one natural born citizenship status at the time of birth (U.S.)."
"Now witness the full fertilization power of my FULLY OPERATIONAL AMERICAN NUTSACK!!!!"
"194) By the facts stated above in this Supplemental Injury Section Count 3, it is clear that the three branches of the government and Magnus-Stinson are engaged in depriving male natural born Citizens of the Equal Protection and equal application of the laws and the Constitution, and that they intend to unlawfully discriminate and be biased against natural born Citizen males, in favor of females and naturalized citizens when rendering judgments and orders."
I wonder if Padawan Pauly has nightmares about the vagina dentata?
"201) By her actions, de facto Judge Ms. Magnus-Stinson is leaving the impression in the minds of the public, due to her illusion of authority as a supposed judge, that Guthrie is an ignorant fool imbecile and crazy person layman, which severely hampers Guthrie's ability to establish the truth of his discovery and establish his name and reputation and place in history, which is depriving Guthrie of his purpose in life which is essential to him in order that Guthrie may secure his pursuit of his natural right to Happiness."
Actually, you've done an outstanding job at giving the public the impression you're an ignorant fool imbecile and crazy person layman, all on your own.
"Guthrie insists that de facto Judge Magnus-Stinson contacts a credible news organization and provides a public statement to the press, with a copy given to Mr. Guthrie, that Mr. Guthrie is not wrong."
Yeah, you know what? I don't see that happening, like, ever…….
"202) Due to the facts stated in the Supplemental Injuries Section, Injury Count 3, Guthrie now demands a male Judge be assigned to his case who is not a naturalized citizen in order that there will be no unlawful discrimination based upon Guthrie's sex as a male, or any discrimination based upon equating naturalized citizen with natural born Citizen."
Yeah, well, you got another female judge. Karma's a bitch…..
"Another male natural born Citizen should better be able to recognize Guthrie's political rights under the Constitution, and that they are distinct and recognized by the Constitution as being a superior legal right protection of natural political rights that only male U.S. State citizens have, and a superior legal political right to those of naturalized U.S. citizens."
Here's the thing. Just because you think you have an super-special All-American Stars and Stripes-spangled tallywacker, doesn't mean that someone else in procession of a fully active Y chromosome is going to think their semen sings the Battle Hymn of the Republic like you do.
I quite understand that you may be spending your nights on your patriotic flannel sheets while your ultra-American Sacred Sperm fly off into the cottony embrace of Miss Sock. But try not to believe that's the norm. Because it's not.
"Wherefore, Plaintiff Paul Guthrie, acting on his own behalf under his duty obliged as a natural born Citizen and moral member of society, respectfully prays for judgment in his favor against the defendants named and for all other just and proper relief."
And a pony.
"Plaintiff Paul Guthrie demands a jury trial in the above captioned matter."
You know, having an entire jury box point and laugh at you might actually be kinda fun. Not that it's ever going to happen, mind you.
But then again, you should be used to people pointing and laughing at you.
13 February - "Turning the Scale" chimes in about Padawan Pauly
"A common trait among Birther nutjobs (redundant, I know) is hubris. This guy has it in spades. Imagine the stones it takes to not only say that 200 years’ worth of legal and constitutional scholars never came across this novel theory, but to add that because he says his theory is fact, no court can overrule him.Jedi Pauly, crazy and egomaniacal is no way to go through life."
13 February - I missed this 1 July 2010 video from racist puppeteer Christa Chantal Allen.
Oh, and in comments:
"Petekiv 1 year ago
Susan Daniels is a super patriot. She is incredible in what she has done. On May 17, 2011, Corsi's bombshell is also coming out. Between the two, obama, the homosexual, illegal, muslim porch monkey but be imprisoned for fraud or whatever, then deported. Kagan is also a short, fat, ugly, jew."
Charming people.
13 February - For some strange reason, I'm smelling "scam"
The Terry Lakin Action Fund and Paperclip Press have joined together with "Commander Taffy Productions" to announce plans to make a movie version of Lakin's book how I pissed away my military career and brought shame to my family "Officer's Oath".
"Commander Taffy Productions was formed to create feature-length motion pictures with poignant, uplifting messages. Stories that touch hearts and challenge minds are at the heart of the projects we intend to produce, bringing together some of the best talents in the industry as well as introducing up-and-coming stars to the viewing public."
And so they start telling the story of a man who violated legal orders from his superior officer and wasted his military career on a jihad based upon lies and myths. Charming. I'm sure that whatever they produce, it will only be enhanced if the outline of a man and two robots appear in the lower right hand corner.
So who is behind this future flop??
"Marco Ciavolino and Dean Haskins, our two principles, have landed on a touching story of heroism, patriotism, and faith in "Officer's Oath: The Terry Lakin Story," which will be our first major production. "
*Snork*. *giggle*. *LAUGH!!* Marco Ciavolino and Dean Haskins?? REALLY??? Ciavolino is the one who ran the scam raising money for Lakin's family, and Dean Haskins is the brains behind the canceled "Birther Summit"
Do they honestly thing people are stupid enough to give either of them money for anything?? Oh, right, we ARE talking birthers here……..
"Currently, the screenplay is being crafted by accomplished writers Jack Cashill and David Mercaldo."
Oh charming. Known liar Jack Cashill and the ghost-writer of Lakin's book, David Mercaldo. The only thing that would make this smell worse is if Joseph Farah was bankrolling it.
But no. For that, they need suckers.
"The first marks have been made on the whiteboard, and our team is now in full-swing enlisting the necessary investors, production team, and talent in a journey that promises to be monumental and life-changing."
To fleece the suckers even better, they have the all-important PayPal button. Because, as this letter from the executive scammers states:
"To fund this part of the journey, we need $25,000 as soon as possible. That will cover the expense of marketing the story itself to enlist the production team, and to meet with potential investors who can provide the necessary production funding."
Let me guess, you need to fund additional research in Hawaii again, right??
Then there's "the story"
"Intro pre-title
Terry, a trim fellow in his early 40's with a military bearing, walks with a military escort, chained hand and foot, wearing an orange jump suit Timothy McVeigh-style, through Reagan National Airport. The people he passes in the busy concourse try not to stare, but they can hardly help themselves. As the perp walk continues, Terry looks around at the flags and patriotic bunting and the happy sight of returning soldiers amid Christmas decorations. We hear Terry's thoughts in voice-over: "Listen to my cry, for I am in desperate need. Deliver me from my persecutors, for they are stronger than me. Bring my soul out of prison that I may give thanks to your name. The righteous will surround me, for you will be good to me."
More like "God, why the hell was I such a freaking idiot? 17 years of a military career, and then I have to go disobey lawful orders given by a freaking Medal of Honor holder, all because I got my panties in a knot over the fact my Commander-In-Chief is a scary black man. How could I have been so stupid??"
At least, if Lakin had any honesty and any trace of self-respect and honor left, that's what SHOULD have been going on in his mind.
I have a better one:
"Intro pre-title:
In a military hospital in Afghanistan, a haggard doctor finishes his current patient. The staff and support team around him clean up and prep for the next patient. He looks around the unit, and we hear his voice say: "I don't know this team yet. I wasn't supposed to be here. My wife was getting her silver star for her service, and suddenly I had a change of orders to deploy here. Look at this medical team. Good people, but they don't know me and I don't know them. We're being forced to know each other now, because their previous doctor disobeyed a direct order and missed movement. Now, we've got a learning curve to deal with as we learn to work with each other. I just hope this learning curve doesn't cost any soldier their life. All because their previous doctor couldn't keep his word or his oath. I can't understand how anyone who calls themselves a doctor, an officer, a patriot, could live with themselves after letting down their teammates and their country like he did."
Then there's this one:
"Act II
Terry consults with lawyers, with superiors, with friends. Seeks solace in church in his hour of struggle. He attends Tea Party rally in the rain where he hears Alan Keyes say, "Are you still free? Do you still have the courage to maintain your freedom. If you have come together here today to give me an affirmative response and then go home and reject your responsibility, then you might as well not have come." Terry decides to act, to refuse deployment. He is court martialed. He is never given a chance to make his case. He is dispatched to a cell, strip searched, and treated like dirt by civilian prison guards. He sees family for last time and is dispatched to Fort Leavenworth. He shuffles through Reagan National in despair and is processed inhumanely at the Disciplinary Barracks."
This is quite interesting, because it strongly suggests that Lakin bought into the claims of birthers like Keyes and the whole birther aspect of the Tea Party. Which strongly suggests that even if he had seen President Obama's birth certificate, he would NOT have accepted it as valid.
And actually he DID make his case. He admitted he willfully disobeyed orders and missed movement, and begged for a chance to recant. The military court said no, he was convicted, and went off in the disgrace his actions and behavior had earned him.
"Act III
At Leavenworth, Terry refuses to be broken. He works out in his cell, accepts extra work assignments, he reads the Bible and other historical documents. After two weeks over Christmas with no mail, senior officer drops off a bag full. "These are from your fan club. You're famous." Terry tells him, "I never wanted to be famous," Officer replies, "Well, if I didn't work here, I would write you." "
Why do I strongly suspect this incident never happened??
"Terry starts educational program, gains other prisoners' trust, becomes inspirational leader. One day they call him from his cell and tell him he has to watch TV news. The president is presenting his birth certificate. "You forced his hand," says one prisoner. They cheer Terry."
Sure they did. I suspect it was more "hey Lakin, look! You pissed away your career for NOTHING! Don't you feel like a freaking idiot???"
"When president says there is nothing here, other prisoner says, "If there is nothing there, how come you didn't release your damn birth certificate a long time ago?"
He did. The birthers didn't want to believe or accept it. They still don't.
"Shortly after, authorities tell him he is being released early. President doesn't want a martyr on his hand."
You could spread that line on crops and make them grow faster. I haven't seen that much bullshit outside of a feedlot.
And then there's the "Press Release"
"There is substantial interest in creating a film adaptation of the Terry Lakin Story, "OFFICER'S OATH."
Well, there might have been interest in such a while back, but that's before Mystery Science Theatre 3000 went off the air.
"His story is detailed in the book "An Officer's Oath," which is recommended reading for anybody who reveres this country and the Constitution by which we were successfully governed for so many years."
And wants to read a cautionary tale about someone who violated his oath and his sacred honor, and ended up taking a steaming dump on his uniform, his country, and the Constitution.
"Commander Taffy Productions was formed to create feature-length motion pictures with poignant, uplifting messages. "
In the same time-honored tradition of such classics as "Birth of a Nation" and "How Rastus Gets His Turkey".
"Stories that touch hearts and challenge minds are at the heart of the projects we intend to produce, bringing together some of the best talents in the industry as well as introducing up-and-coming stars to the viewing public."
It's a shame for Ciavolino and Haskins that Leni Riefenstahl has passed on, She would have been a perfect director for this.
"The first film will be Terry's story."
Followed by "Orly and Charles, a Love Story" and "Pimp-Daddy Corsi, Super Sex-God"
"His message of patriotism, resolve, commitment to the Constitution, and ultimately the growth of this faith in prison, is a story that needs to be told and told widely."
For those who enjoy a piece of poorly-written fiction.
13 February - And yet another "any day now" video from Carl Gallups fluffing Boy Defective Mike Zullo.
"Carl Gallups just got off the phone in a 45 minute conversation with Lt. Mike Zullo of the Sheriff Arpaio Investigation. Lt. Zullo assured Carl that the investigation is full steam ahead, new items have been uncovered, more information is flowing in, plans are being made, new legal contacts are being made and cultivated - and a definitive plan of action is NOW in the works. Lt. Zullo's message to all law abiding, constitution loving Americans is to NOT GIVE UP - stay engaged - stay in prayer - THIS IS NOT OVER! Be patient. When information flow is relatively silent - it does not mean that nothing is happening! MUCH is happening behind the scenes preparing for soon coming ACTION. God bless you and please help us SPREAD this word around America!"
Not surprising, he's blowing off his previous "no, really, it's gonna happen anytime soon, honest, I'm not kidding this time, seriously, it's really gonna happen soon!!" Followed by his replaying his last fluffing of Zullo on the air.
And in comments:
"Americanrevolution02 8 minutes ago
The usurper and murderer 0buma deserves the death penalty."
And today's visit from the Secret Service goes to….
The buffet of disaster just got another entrée.
OK, I had to laugh -- that was funny, although I'm not sure that was Threaty Guy's intention.
Posted by: MaryRC | February 13, 2013 at 08:30 PM
Great round up, as always.
Did you notice Lt. High Cmdr. Zullo said of this new 'total law enforcement' tack they're taking that 'the media thing, the authors who write books, the bloggers, they're all out of the way'.
It's looking like Arpaio, his Posse and Corsi/WND have parted ways.
Posted by: twinx | February 13, 2013 at 08:45 PM
Twinx - Maybe the last check from Farah bounced?
Posted by: Patrick McKinnion | February 13, 2013 at 08:47 PM
You know, i object to the "padawan" thing. there is only one characteer who can objectify the might os Guthrie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yeA7a0uS3A
Posted by: Suranis | February 13, 2013 at 09:12 PM
You know, i object to the "padawan" thing. there is only one character who can objectify the might of Guthrie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yeA7a0uS3A
Posted by: Suranis | February 13, 2013 at 09:17 PM
> The first cause of Civil War II
Einstein said World War IV would be fought with sticks and stones.
Civil War II is obviously being fought with keyboards and "shaking your fist angrily at the screen".
I bet birthers would chicken out even if Civil War II was fought using Counterstrike.
To me, the most obvious (and least understandable) level of delusion is how these people think that millions will take up arms against the "usurper" when only single digit numbers are willing to go outside carrying signs.
This must be close to the belief "any day now the angels will come down from the sky and deliver us from evil".
Posted by: The Magic M | February 14, 2013 at 02:57 AM
> He mentions an asteroid that will destroy the earth on friday
If he actually believed that, he'd put himself (and sane people) out of his misery and become a Darwin Award nominee.
Posted by: The Magic M | February 14, 2013 at 03:06 AM
> We are warned in Scripture that the day is coming when we will have to flee to the mountains and do so at such a pace that we cannot even stop for our coat.
Birthers are pretty much the American Taliban already, so it'd make sense for them to hide out in the mountains. At least that would take some insanity off teh interwebs. But I'd pity the bears.
Posted by: The Magic M | February 14, 2013 at 03:10 AM
"...uber-patriotic member of the Penis-American community.."
BEST LINE EVER!
Posted by: Donna | February 14, 2013 at 02:14 PM
Hi, folks...I read this page every day, and I find it absolutely fascinating, hilarious, and depressing, at the same time.
Fascinating, because it amazes me at the sheer idiocy and energy of folks challenging President Obama's birth certificate with such energy and determination. They have an immense passion. I just wish they'd put that passion to positive uses, like urging people to give blood, for example.
I'm amazed at their paranoia, insanity, legal incompetence, lying, and determination. They're 0-198, and they keep charging. It really is the definition of insanity.
They're hilarious, because their arguments and screeds are so disconnected from anything remotely near reality. At the same time, they show absolute incompetence and a complete lack of understanding of anything about America or the nation's legal system.
But I also find them depressing, and for two reasons. The first is the waste they inflict upon our legal system: clogging up courts, wasting the time of responding attorneys, who could be better put to addressing real legal issues. I wish that Ms. Taitz would finally be disbarred and hammered with sanctions.
Another reason they are depressing is the anger and racism these folks display...I find that extremely frightening...they are not likely to overthrow the government, but the tenor and ferocity of their vitriol, combined with the despair that reeks in their screeds tells me that eventually these folks will stop being "keyboard commandos" and will vent their fury and frustration on society at large and target innocent folks, limning them as deadly enemies, and massacring them in the belief that doing so will somehow inspire millions of others to do the same.
That depresses and frightens me. It should depress and frighten any sane human being.
Anyway, mark me down as a very fascinated reader. I do hope that some day there is no need for pages like yours, as these idiots get the punishment they deserve...Gilbert and Sullivan would know how to punish them. It would be truly deserving.
Posted by: Kiwiwriter | February 18, 2013 at 06:09 PM