Dispatches From Birtherstan - 7-8 February 2013

In today's dispatches, Keith Judd submits something to Alaska. Padawan Pauly is told "no" by the court again. Larry Klayman seems to be asleep at the switch. Former Judge Richard Sanders seems to be agreeing that Linda Jordan's case is a steaming pile of taitz.

A former LAPD officer goes on a shooting spree. Leave it to the birthers to milk it.

Rudy Davis goes off on an extended whine.about anyone he doesn't like. Dr. Orly gets a response in her Grinolds v Electoral college case. Meanwhile, she throws a protest in Sacramento with tens of rather elderly pasty people attending. Not to mention a Cavity Creep whiney letter too.

And last but not least, Michael Lerman is back and is full of Sovereign Citizen goodness!!

(My apologizes for the delay in today's dispatches. It wasn't done by the time my curling league play started, so I had to finish it when I came home from curling.)

29 January - Dr. Orly's jailhouse courtroom prop, Keith Judd, files in Alaska a…..ummm……look, your guess is as good as mine.

(Scribd link here)

"THE NEXT CIVIL WAR A WELL REGULATED MILITIA BEING NECESSARY TO THE SECURITY OF A FREE STATE, THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED"

Oookay…

"Further invasions and usurpation on the Sovereignty of the PEOPLE will provoke THE NEXT CIVIL WAR."

This is followed by four pages of handwritten phone numbers, with no further explanation.

30 January - Padawan Paul Guthrie is told "no, you can't have service, not yours" because his sacred sperm of citizenship lawsuit was dismissed and closed.

(Scribd link here)

"The motion for service by U.S. Marshals [12] is denied as unwarranted at this point because this case has been closed. If the action is re-opened and if service of process is warranted, that step will be taken. This will be done as a matter of course because the plaintiff sought and was granted leave to proceed in forma pauperis. 28U.S.C.'1915(c) (“The officers of the court shall issue and serve all process, and perform all duties in [in forma pauperis] cases."

Since it's the Honorable Jane Magnus-Stinson again, I suspect Padawan Pauly will once against take this as an attack against his patriotic American manhood and get his feelings hurt again as a result.

Oh, and this was in response to his order to service process of the 29th. Looks like his argument that the judge got girl cooties all over his case didn't hold water.

5 February - Docket update in Voeltz v Obama v3.0

"02/05/2013 Electronic Docketing Statement-109a Appellant has failed to timely efile a completed electronic docketing statement via eDCA as required by the Court. In re Electronic Filing of the Docketing Statement/Notice of Appearance of Counsel, 46 So.3d. 1017 (Fla. 1st DCA 2010). Failure to efile such completed docketing statement within 10 days from the date hereof may result in the imposition of sanctions, including dismissal of the appeal without further opportunity to be heard. Florida Rule of Appellate Procedure 9.410."

Looks like deadbeat dad Larry Klayman better get his act together.

7 February - Former judge Richard Sanders submits his motion to modify the attorney costs against Linda Jordan.

(Scribd link here)

"On October 25, 2012 the Secretary of State moved for and requested the court to "order Ms. Jordan to pay, as a sanction, attorney fees incurred by Secretary Reed." (Italics added). On December 5, a department of this court dismissed the appeal as frivolous, denied pending motions to accept additional evidence, re-designate the notice of appeal as a notice for discretionary review, and deny review as moot. The court also awarded respondent reasonable attorney fees pursuant to RAP 18.9 in an amount to be determined by the clerk. Thereafter on January 1 0 the clerk awarded the full amount of respondent's request, $12,675, without discussion or elaboration.

Now Linda Jordan objects to the amount of the award in accordance with RAP 18.1 (g) as unreasonable."

Maybe she should have thought of that before she decided to go on her little jihad and waste taxpayer money like this.

"Ms. Jordan details in her prior affidavit her unsuccessful efforts to obtain legal counsel and that an award of over $12,000 against her "would be an extreme financial hardship for me and it does seem unreasonable."

What's funny is that there is a birther attorney just up the road from her - Stephen Pidgeon. I would suspect her inability to find legal counsel would have been a warning that this was a frivolous pile of poo.

"She makes little more than $500 per month caring for a senior citizen. Her husband is a school teacher. Although the court has previously determined her legal arguments were not well taken there is no claim she acted in bad faith or will malicious intent."

Her illegal access and use of E-Verify tends to lead me to believe she was acting in bad faith or with malicious intent.

"Any award against her should be compensatory, not punitive."

And the award against her IS compensatory. Next?

"An award of nearly $13,000 to successfully defend a claimed frivolous suit is on its face unreasonable. When a money judgment is sought or resisted the court may consider the amount at issue to limit the fees to those which make sense in light of the magnitude of the dispute. Scott Fitzer, 122 Wn.2d at 150-157. Here there wasn't much to dispute since the suit was alleged and found by the court to be frivolous."

*Raises eyebrow*

"A motion to dismiss and for attorney fees could have easily been accomplished within two hours, with time to spare. By contrast, the AG here claims 17.4 hours relating to just his motion for attorney fees! Prior to that the AG claimed 27 additional hours not on a motion to dismiss but on various matters, most of which the court refused to even consider because of the claimed frivolous nature of the appeal."

So basically the argument here seems to be that Jordan's case WAS frivolous, and therefore it shouldn't have taken the attorney general's office that long to do the work needed to dismiss it.

He's not saying the case WASN'T frivolous, he's saying the costs are too high.

How very interesting.

7 February - Former LAPD officer Christopher Dorner, who seems to have suffered some sort of mental breakdown at the racism he claims to have seen in the LAPD, which results on him going on a killing spree where he's targeting LAPD officers and any other law enforcement that tries to stop him.

His manifesto is here It's rather frightening in that it's not the writings of a complete madman, but one who shows a serious level of discipline, planning, and organization. Which is pretty damn scary.

As Little Green Footballs points out:

" In no way is can this be compared to the manifesto of someone like Jared Lee Loughner, and the allegations of corruption and retaliation in the LAPD sound like they could be credible, given that department’s well documented and sometimes notorious history, if this was written by someone who hadn’t become a psychotic killer.

Which brings me to the main point of just how precise and disciplined and organized and disturbed this guy is. It is chilling, but morbidly fascinating all the same."

What caught my eye about the manifesto was this part (bold face mine):

"You disrespect the office of the POTUS/Presidency and Commander in Chief. You call him Kenyan, mongroid, halfrican, muslim, and FBHO when in essence you are to address him as simply, President. The same as you did to President George W. Bush and all those in the highest ranking position of our land before him. Just as I always have. You question his birth certificate, his educational and professional accomplishments, and his judeo-christian beliefs. You make disparaging remarks about his dead parents. You never questioned the fact that his former opponent, the honorable Senator John McCain, was not born in the CONUS or that Bush had a C average in his undergrad. Electoral Candidates children (Romney) state they want to punch the president in the face during debates with no formal repercussions. No one even questioned the fact that the son just made a criminal threat toward the President. You call his wife a Wookie. Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama. A woman whose professional and educational accomplishments are second to none when compared to recent First wives. You call his supporters, whether black, brown, yellow, or white, leeches, FSA, welfare recipients, and ni$&er lovers. You say this openly without any discretion. Before you start with your argument that you believe I would vote for Obama because he has the same skin color as me, fuck you. I didn’t vote in this last election as my choice of candidate, John Huntsman, didn’t win the primary candidacy for his party."

Granted, we are talking about someone who is more than likely mentally ill here. He didn't vote for Obama, but states a claim that other officers in the LAPD seemed quite comfortable in parroting the same crap we see coming out of birther websites. Doubtless, many of those websites will completely ignore the above though because they would be too fixated on the "OMG look, scary black cop-killer Obama supporter" party line.

7 February - And over at Birther Report, the usual gang of idiots opine about Linda Jordan's case.

(Bold face mine)

"★FALCON★ 127p · 18 hours ago

Exactly, of course they are.

I don't think the Admin will publicly admit it - but that's the entire reason for this site and why it has my admiration and will continue to do so. I got it, I got it, the moment I got here and invited my friends.

I want to be on the right side of history and against the dereliction of America - As for Holder - he killed defenseless women and children. I want to see him face the same fate.

That may be harsh - but fuck him - he deserves the death penalty for killing defenseless citizens.

Trust me - I'll live longer than him."

Rather threaty that.

"JacksonPearson 132p · 17 hours ago

If you oppose Obama, than you're all ready on the right side of history.

I want to see Barack Hussein Obama II, aka Barry Soetoro etc, legally exposed, and among other things, charged with knowingly and fraudulently running for the presidency with false documents, covering up, lying, and treason against the United States.

Whether today or tomorrow, he must be brought to justice and yes, if found guilty, get the death penalty for his transgressions. I want to see ALL of the "standing" judges removed too."

7 February - Rudy Davis goes with part one of his "Historical Timeline of Obama's Forged Birth Certificate and Fraudulant Cover-up"

Mind you, he starts off with telling people he's not going to give up his AR-15 or high-capacity magazine. Which should be tip off right away.

He then goes on warning people in the military that "a foreigner is Commander in Chief". He then cites James Manning's fake trial. (BTW, he met his wife in the jury box of that fake trial. Awwwww……)

He then bounces to Philip Berg's early cases, followed by Dr. Orly's early cases. Funny, for a timeline, it's awfully non-linear.

He then goes off about Terry Lakin's disobeying of legitimate orders. Which, of course, Rudy blames on the fact that President Obama "didn't show him his papers". Oh, and Rudy attended that trial as well. He's quite the birther groupie it seems. He then bounces to the long form and knocking on Donald Trump for not pressing on about the long form supposedly being a forgery. He gives Alex Jones a reach-around, fluffs the various birther "experts". Suddenly he goes off on Lou Dobbs and some conspiracy about him, but he doesn't know when.

Great fact checking Rudy. It's pretty sloppy even by birther standards.

Over to the Osama Bin Ladin's death conspiracy, and the birther claim that the "hit" on OBL was staged to distract people from the supposed "forgery claim". He then fluffs Jerome Corsi, and then goes off on the Seal Team 6 helicopter crash conspiracy theory, (and he's trying not to giggle during the whole time).

Joe Arpaio gets dragged into it, and Rudy is annoyed at pretty much everyone at this point.

7 February - And part two of Rudy's "timeline",

More whining that nobody outside of birtherstan is taking Joe Arpaio seriously. He then predicts "hell, death and destruction" upon the country, and then calls the entire country "cowards" and prays damnation upon them. Mike Booth and Carl Gallups get reacharounds, and then more whining about "cowards". Including his claim that he prays Psalms 109 for Bill O'Reily, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity. (I rather suspect he's referring to Psalms 109:8 here, the “Let his days be few; and let another take his office" one). A prayer for "divine justice" against President Obama (gee, what a great witness for your faith, aren't you Rudy?).

7 February - Not surprisingly, Birther Report is all over Christopher Dorner's manifesto.

We'll start with the scary headline:

"Obot Targets Cops In Killing Spree: Slams Those That Question Obama's Birth Certificate"

O RLY???

"Another liberal freak goes on a deadly shooting spree.

Chris Dorner, the suspected mass-murdering cop killer on the run in California, is a big supporter of leftist leaders and liberal media hacks. Before he went on his killing spree he wrote a 22 page manifesto full of praise for leftist leaders in media and politics. Dorner is suspected of killing one cop and two civilians during a rampage that began Sunday, injuring two other officers along the way.

"The killer is also a huge Obama supporter and fan of gun-control.

Loves Obama:

You disrespect the office of the POTUS/Presidency and Commander in Chief. You call him Kenyan, mongroid, halfrican, muslim, and FBHO when in essence you are to address him as simply, President. The same as you did to President George W. Bush and all those in the highest ranking position of our land before him. Just as I always have. You question his birth certificate, his educational and professional accomplishments, and his judeo-christian beliefs. You make disparaging remarks about his dead parents. You never questioned the fact that his former opponent, the honorable Senator John McCain, was not born in the CONUS or that Bush had a C average in his undergrad. Electoral Candidates children (Romney) state they want to punch the president in the face during debates with no formal repercussions. No one even questioned the fact that the son just made a criminal threat toward the President. You call his wife a Wookie. Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama.

Ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner -- the accused killer at the center of a citywide manhunt -- posted a rambling message to various celebrities … including Tim Tebow … before embarking on his murderous rampage.

The message is part of an "uncensored manifesto" that law enforcement confirms to TMZ was posted to the Internet by Dorner. Besides various threats to police officers and their families … Dorner --who's now accused of killing 3 people including a cop -- also blogs goodbye messages to his favorite stars, as if he's planning on dying. "

How very funny. For some strange reason, they seem to have left out the part where he goes:

"…I didn’t vote in this last election as my choice of candidate, John Huntsman, didn’t win the primary candidacy for his party."

Last time I checked, John Huntsman was one of the few sane Republicans left.

Ah Birther Report. Why bother with the facts when "OMG scary black cop-killing Obama supporter" plays so well to their racist base?

And speaking of racist base.... (bold face mine)

" CTpatriot · 3 hours ago

he is the poster child for our need foe unlimited magazine capacity, i bet that raging gorilla can take a 1/2 dozen 40s&w or a dozen 9mm ouch rounds and keep going. He will need some 7.62 or 308 zombie rounds to go down quick. God bless the cops in CA, I pray for them to nail him with no other injured people."

Racist much?

7 February - James Manning interviews Michael Volin, the birther who makes the "Where's Obama's Birth Certificate" rubber stamps that he tries to tell to other gullible birthers.

7 February - In Grinolds v Electoral College, Defendants Opposition to Dr. Orly's "Emergency 60b motion". (From US Attorneys Benjamin Wagner and Edward Olsen.)

(Scribd link here) (5 pages)

"Defendants respectfully ask the Court to deny the “Emergency 60B Motion” as moot because the act that plaintiffs seek to enjoin – the taking of the oath of office – has already occurred. In addition, plaintiffs’ allegation that a fraud has been committed against the Court within the meaning of Fed. R. Civ. P. 60(b) is baseless."

Well, it's been baseless from day one.

Footnote 1:

"1The undersigned represents the United States, Congress, and the federal employees and officials named in their official capacity. In addition, the undersigned appears here to “attend to the interests of the United States.” 28 U.S.C. §§ 517, 547. Plaintiffs do not appear to have properly served President Obama in any capacity under Fed. R. Civ. P. 4(i). According to Plaintiffs’ “Notice of Default . . . Request for an Expedited Default Judgment and a Proposed Default Judgment,” the President was served on January 4, 2013. Docket No. 64. However, plaintiffs’ proofs of service indicate that plaintiffs served only the Department of Justice at 950 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W., Washington, D.C., and the United States Attorney’s Office in Sacramento. Docket Nos. 49, 50."

So Dr. Orly screwed up service. Again.

"Fed. R. Civ. P. 60(b) “provides for reconsideration only upon a showing of (1) mistake, surprise, or excusable neglect; (2) newly discovered evidence; (3) fraud; (4) a void judgment; (5) a satisfied or discharged judgment; or (6) ‘extraordinary circumstances’ which would justify relief.” School Dist. No. 1J v. ACandS, Inc., 5 F.3d 1255, 1263 (9th Cir. 1993). In this case, it appears that plaintiffs are asking the Court to reconsider its Order denying their motion for a temporary restraining order on the basis of fraud. A court may vacate an order based on fraud on the court only when the fraud is established by clear and convincing evidence."

Which Dr. Orly has never had.

"Plaintiffs have made no showing, much less a showing by clear and convincing evidence, that a fraud has been committed on the court within the meaning of Fed. R. Civ. P. 60(b). It appears that plaintiffs are suggesting that because an elector from the State of Arizona by the name of Don Ascoli never authorized the United States Attorney’s Office to oppose plaintiffs’ motion for a temporary restraining order, a fraud was committed against the court. Plaintiffs’ Emergency 60B Motion at 4. Mr. Ascoli, however, is not a named defendant in this action."

*chuckle*

"Moreover, although plaintiffs named the “Electoral College” as a defendant in this action, defendants pointed out in their opposition to the motion for a temporary restraining order that the Electoral College is actually comprised of individual electors chosen by each state and the District of Columbia who vote in their home states, not in a common assembly. See Art. II, § 1, cl. 2; U.S. Const. Amend. XII. “The Electoral College itself is not an agency or person subject to suit.” See Hollman v. United States Electoral College, 2009 WL 1114146, at *1 (W.D. Ark. Apr. 24, 2009)."

Like Dr. Orly ever pays attention to facts?

"Similarly, it appears that plaintiffs are suggesting that because Mike Rogers, a Representative from the state of Michigan, “did not know anything about the opposition to TRO filed on behalf of congressman Rogers,” and Senator John McCain “was completely clueless about the fact that he was even a defendant in this case,” a fraud was committed against the court. Plaintiffs’ Emergency 60B Motion at 5. Representative Rogers and Senator McCain, however, are not named defendants in this action. Plaintiffs named only “Congress” as a defendant in their action."

Which has been REPEATEDLY pointed out to Dr. Orly.

"Finally, plaintiffs’s request that this Court appoint a special prosecutor to investigate “Obamaforgerygate” and fraud/obstruction of justice, and their assertion that this Court and the defendants may be prosecuted under RICO if they “certify Obama as a legitimate president,” are patently frivolous."

Not to mention "bat-guano insane".

7 February - Dr. Orly holds a Tea-Party protest rally in front of the Federal Building in Sacramento, California. (malware and redirect warning)

"there was a protest today in front of the federal building in Sacramento. People stood with signs: “Judges, do not cover up Obama’s forged IDs”
I will post the pictures from the protest, when I will get them.

about 20 people have contacted me and advised me that they are planning to be in Washington DC next Tuesday in front of the Supreme Court at 11 am and in front of the Capitol at 6pm. "

So I'm betting between 5 and 10 show up.

"We have over 26,000 petitions signes for Congress to immediately investigate Obama’s forged IDs. Congress did not move yet. You have to be carrying signs in front of their offices and federal buildings, in their face until they stop committing treason against the Umited states of America and start the investigation and impeachment."

According to the petition itself, it's 10,679 People. Complete with comments like:

"robert c. from Ridgewood, NY writes :21 hours ago

"we the people,have known for 4 yrs that ovomit/satan is an ineligible treasonous musmutt traitor,and all politicians,who allow this traitor to remain in office,are a party to this treasonous traitors agenda,and all we allow ovomit.satan to remain in office,are aiding and abetting a treasonous traitor,and are traitors as well for not upholding there oath of office,to protect and defend the constitituion against all terrorisits,foreign and domestic"

Or:

"Steven W. from Peru, IN writes: 1 day ago

"I don't believe you have the right to take our guns. I believe that you are against America. I believe you were trained to take us over. I told everybody to never put a black man in the White House. Now look at what we have. What happened to you helping the poor? What happened to the jobs? What the heck is Obama Care, a joke? Thanks Mr. Non President for destroying our Nation"

Charmingly racist, aren't they?

Oh, and we can't forget the completely delusional:

"Someone from Delta, CO writes: 1 day ago

"For the simple fact that I can copy a picture of Osama and Obama and see a perfect match with my own two eyes! People have gone to prison for less facial recognition..maybe they should be set free! For the simple fact that Obama disrespected The United States by "supposedly" throwing Osama's body into the ocean….PROOVE IT! I might add that was a funeral fit for a king..very respectable! Nobody from 9-11 will ever get real closure! For the simple fact that he supplied guns to not only Mexico but both sides in the Middle East..Bengazi was at the CIA headquarters and it was gun running, the nearest Embassy is nowhere near Bengazi! Not to mention he's giving The Taliban their own office in Afganistan! For the simple fact that he's letting millions of illegals enter the United States…that alone is going to run everyone's taxes and healthcare up and not to mention the deficit trillions more dollars because they'll all end up on welfare! Maybe it's really a ploy just to get his muslim brotherhood through the door! For the simple fact that he has no problem killing Americans with drones if he deems it so…without a trial! He has no problem killing women and children neither…in the Middle East or the United States! And for anyone going to this protest be careful…he slipped in taking away our freedom of speech under the radar so he might just deem you as terrorists and kill you with a drone! By the way…the birth certificate I seen of Obama…the one from from Kenya had his little baby feet print on it…use it! Not to mention his grandmother from Kenya said he was born in Kenya…and his Kenyan brother has been so inspired by Obama's dictatorship that he's now running for an African dictatorship too! Truthfully…I believe Obama's religion and color is Al qaaidian or Talibanian! And Obama sure does like the color yellow..in the Middle East supposedly that's a symbol of royalty but in reality it's because he's a coward…only a coward would hide all of the facts because in reality all of the facts are fake! Nobody hides the truth…but Obama does and has throughout his whole presidency! And of course our deficit is getting higher by the day…if he can't outright kill people who stand in his way he has to keep paying people off…just like congress on New Years! And just for the record…once a sheep always a sheep! I'm not trying to change any sheep so go baaaack to eating your grass sheep!"

7 February - In Grinolds v Electoral College, State Defendants Opposition to Dr. Orly's "Emergency 60b motion". (From California Attorney General Kamala Harris, Senior Assistant Attorney General Douglas Woods, and Deputy Attorney General George Waters.)

(Scribd link here) (3 pages)

"Plaintiffs’ reconsideration motion does not dispute the fact that this case is moot as to the state defendants. Plaintiffs’ motion does not even mention the issue. Therefore, whatever the ostensible grounds may be for reconsideration as to other defendants, the motion must be denied as to the state defendants. See Local Rule 230(j)(3) (motion for reconsideration must show “what new or different facts or circumstances are claimed to exist which did not exist or were not shown upon such prior motion, or what other grounds exist for the motion”).

The Court should note that the state defendants have noticed a motion to dismiss the complaint on the grounds that plaintiffs’ claims are moot, as recognized by the Court in its ruling on the TRO motion, and also present a nonjusticiable political question. Dkt. 58 (to be heard March 7, 2013)."

8 February - Video of Dr. Orly's protest in front of the Sacramento Federal Building.

The most I counted was about 15. Very elderly and monochromatic crowd too.

8 February - Hypocrisy, thy name is birther, as George Miller shows once again.

"WHY DID SOME LOCAL MEDIA EDIT OUT ANTI-NRA, PRO-OBAMA PORTIONS OF ACCUSED COP-KILLER’S SUPPOSED MANIFESTO?"

I'll play your game, why did they??

"I suppose that this has become national news by now, but they’re leaving out stuff about our favorite usurper ….."

He then proceeds to cite the same portion that Birther Report did - and ALSO left out the part where Dorner said he didn't vote for Obama and supported John Huntsman.

Yeah, funny that he would leave that part out, while whining that others left parts out too. Almost like he's a flaming hypocrite with no sense of honesty….

8 February - Not only is Dr. Orly very thin-skinned, but "Obama-Nazi" seems to have become her pet phrase of the month. (malware and redirect warning)

"Obama-Nazis, brown shirts in the media attack me by calling me a racist and a clansman. Please, contact all the media outlets, particularly in DC, show them all the evidence and help me fight back.

Posted on | February 8, 2013 "

Says the woman who threatens to sic her cavity creeps on anyone who looks at her cross-eyed.

And once again, irony, thy name is birther: (Bold face mine)

"2. Rob February 8th, 2013 @ 2:51 pm

Little Obama-Commies, they’re scared and the only way these Lib-Tards know how to react is by using the race card. They’re truely morons, probably the product of ebonics."

What's funny is that "Rob" doesn't understand that he just undercut his whole argument.

8 February - Dr. Orly gets two cavity creeps to send a letter to the Supreme Court.

(PDF here, Malware and Redirect warning) (9 pages)

It is a letter "from two lawful U.S. Citizens", namely one Thomas R. Reeves and his wife, Tommye J. Reeves. No, honest, those are their names.

"Reliable investigative sources, in addition to the petitioners in Case Number 12A606, and media around the world routinely report the administration of Barack Hussein Obama to be the most corrupt in the entire history of the United States of America."

Well, yes, if you consider a wide range of racist hate sites, conspiracy boards, far-right "journalism", and a batch of self-appointed "experts" to be "reliable investigative sources" and "media around the world"

"We are gravely and thoughtfully conceded that corrupt high-ranking officials, U.S. attorneys and judges were complicit and have committed high treason against the United States of America, by allowing a citizen of Indonesia, and possibly still a citizen of Kenya, Barack Hussein Obama, aka Barack (Barry) Soebarkah. aka Barack (Barry) Soetoro to usurp the U.S. Presidency by use of forged IDs and stolen Social Security number."

So you cut and pasted that from Dr. Orly, right?

It then goes into the claim that President Obama has spent money to "prevent disclosure" (they only say it was "over one million". The usual claim that President Obama has "divided people", (funny, it's the far right and birthers who seem to be doing that), claims that President Obama has given key government positions to members of the "Muslim Brotherhood of North America"

There's a few paragraphs that boil down to "I don't like him so I'll believe nebulous and unfounded conspiracy claims because I don't like him", more "Muslim Brotherhood" claims, claims the defunct organization ACORN stole the 2012 election, MORE Anti-Muslim ranting, followed by:

"APPARENT SEDITION:

Barack Hussein Obarna's actions appear to have routinely been more in the nature a seditious traitor then those of a patriotic U.S. president. His actions have undermined the confidence of the citizens of the United States in our government and he has destroyed the confidence of the American people in our U.S. Congress and our courts. He has pitted the races, religions, genders and ethnic backgrounds of people within the U.S. one against the other. His objective appears to be to create signitlcant civil unrest within the U.S. thereby seriously jeopardizing our national security, and our U.S. economy."

Mind you, they don't offer any proof or evidence to back up this statement.

"It is our understanding that there is more than sufficient evidence to justify such a hearing…"

Then your understanding is faulty.

"…and "we believe the U .S. Supreme Court has a duty to all lawful, taxpaying American citizens to conduct a full hearing of Case number 12A60…"

Here's a clue. The United States Supreme Court doesn't have a duty to make the President of the United States show his papers on the demand of a small group of demented conspiracy nuts and screaming racists.

"…even if the Court's final determination of that full hearing should be that the accusations levied against Barack Hussein Obama are unfounded."

Oh please. If that happened, the birthers would be screaming in less than an hour that the Supreme Court are "traitors" and were "bought off" and "corrupt".

8 February - So remember SovCit (and Fitzpatrick fanboy) Michael Lerman?? The one who put the Orange County (CA) board of supervisors on notice that they better do something to stop that scary black man from taking office? The one who screamed and stamped his feet "you have been served! You have you have you have too! WAHHH!!!"

Well, he's still upset. Because he's now written a "criminal complaint"

(Scribd link here) (12 pages)

It's a "UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION CITATION CRIMINAL COMPLAINT", whatever THAT's supposed to be. He's sending this to the "Grand Jury", but Grand Jury of WHAT he doesn't say.

"Criminal Complaint Report of the
Republic Citizens' Ombudsman
Michael Lerman to the Grand Jury

Supported by the affidavit of Michael Lerman in support of the facts to institute a criminal indictment against Obama et al, California Governor Brown Jr., Secretary of State Bowen, Attorney General Harris and the entire Orange County Board of Supervisors including their council named on the notices for their immediate removal from public office."

Let me guess - "Wahhh! They didn't take me seriously!!", right??

"In 2008 a criminal racketeering enterprise was exposed that has engaged in the most dangerous, clandestine attack upon the American republic since its creation over 200 years ago. The conspirators, consisting of Manchurian candidate Barack Hussein Obama Jr. aka other alias, co conspirators Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Hillary Clinton, Barbara Boxer, Susan Rice, Diane Feinstein, Eric Holder and many others including members of the u.s. military, all 50 judicial branches - both federal and state, both the Democratic and the Republican parties, major Wall Street corporations and as yet unidentified foreign agents and groups installed, financed, protected and gave safe harbor to an illegal alien, foreign born, domestic enemy (in violation of the law) - one Barack Hussein Obama Jr. aka other alias in order to forward the world communist movement's agenda."

Wow. Even Art Bell would be rolling his eyes right about now.

"Some of the 40 steps which they have accomplished include the theft of the nation's asset substance backed Gold money, government control over private industry, extreme taxation, undermining of our nation's religious and family values, dismantling our nation's defenses and ultimately, a covert plan to subvert and overthrow of the lawful constitutional republic of the united States and it's constitutional protections and rule of law through the use of debt based Fiat currency to fund their subversive operations and 'replace it by installing a rival, competing UN controlled, dictatorial communist/fascist hybrid, New World Order, totalitarian dictatorship in violation of the rule of law, and our sovereignty, rights, laws, charters, and the original US and State Constitutions."

Note the capitalization of "United States". That's a SovCit telltale.

"…and the aiding and abetting of the irradiation of Americans from fallout from Japan because of a meltdown caused by earthquake and the intentional and covert seeding of 6 seismically unsafe Fukashima reactors with volatile and extremely dangerously highly radioactive explosive fissile decommissioned Hydrogen Bomb fuel from the United States."

Ooooookay then.

"Repeated attempts to bring various parts of this extensive list of crimes to Grand Juries around the country have been consistently, systemically blocked and those brave citizens, including top law enforcement officials and retired senior military officers, who have attempted to bring this man to account have been ridiculed, threatened, imprisoned and even injured in their attempt to get justice for 'we the people'."

Because the people presenting it were screaming nut cases.

"The demand was lawfully presented both orally and in writing in the Orange County Board of Supervisors' chambers, on caIlfera, before the Orange County Board of Supervisors. Said demand was initially rejected by the Board's bar member attorney in an attempt to shield offender officials. This obstruction was superseded when they were served by my hand and lawful authority, over the bar."

What part of "service is not lawful" are you not getting?

"I later witnessed the Board's attorney picking up the notices and service was made complete upon the convening body which was witnessed by many in chambers that day."

Still not lawful service, sorry charlie.

"On December 17,2012 a follow up notice was sent containing copies of the Writ of Mandamus Notice, writ of Quo Warranto Notice, lawful notice to the electors plus a partial list of lawful evidence to inform the electors of Obama' s ineligibility and to provide evidence of the Board's complicity in allowing the certification, a crime. These notices demanded that they cure their crime and dishonor by ordering a decertification of Obama within 7 days of receipt of Certified Mail Notice # 70120470000241994310. They were instructed to provide evidence of notification of the electors to my office."

How did that work out for you, skippy?

"Since Obama's certification went forward and no evidence was received by my office of any attempt to stop the certification process, clearly the Orange County Board of Supervisors et al and the electors dishonored this lawful noticed and demand."

No, clearly they ignored the ravings of a lunatic.

"Upon becoming informed by public media on the internet that the public servants of California had allowed the electors to certify Obama in their electoral college vote, I then sent a notice to the Orange County Board of Supervisors as well as California Secretary of State Bowen, California Attorney General Harris and California Governor Brown Jr., care of the Orange County Board of Supervisors with an opportunity to cure the default to stand down Obama's et al unlawful election certification before Congress, as per the Writ of Mandamus and Quo Warranto Notices and pursuant to the lawful principle that notice to agent was notice to principal. They were demanded to reply back and show compliance to that correspondence by Dee 31, 2012. They again dishonored."

Translation, "Wahh! They ignored me again!!!"

"Title 18, U.S. Code, Sec. 2340-2340A and B. Torture Makes it a crime and Prohibits torture and conspiracy to do so by U.S. nationals acting under the color flaw specifically intended to inflict severe physical or mental pain or suffering (other than pain or suffering incidental to lawful sanctions) upon [a] person within his custody or physical control." (The multiple, several- month incarcerations of Ret. Lt. Cdr. Walter Fitzpatrick III in an intentionally cold cement cell without proper clothing or blankets, which was noisy, smelled like sewage and had the lights on 24 /7 and deprivation of appropriate diet as well as threats of bodily harm.)"

Awww. He still cares about Walter Fitzpatrick. How sweet. *sniff*

"Malicious Prosecution re: Col. Lakin and Lt. Cdr. Walter Fitzpatrick III"

Well, maybe if they didn't BREAK THE LAW…..

"Fraudulently pledging our bodies, our children, our families, our labor, our future earnings and property as surety for the debts of the' bankrupt, misfeasor US Corp Inc Delaware/City of London Corporation since 1871 and 1933 to the Federal Reserve, International Monetary Fund i.e. the Fund and the World Bank and BIS i.e. the Bank/Crown ongoing without our permission.

You did not disclose that the UNITED STATES INC., and or its sub-divisions are lien holders as established by the following: Senate Document No. 43 73rd Congress, 1st Session states, "Under the new law, money is issued to the banks in return for Government obligations, bills of exchange, drafts, notes, trade acceptances, and banker's acceptances. The money will be worth 100 cents on the dollar because 'it is backed by the credit of the nation. It will represent a mortgage on all homes and other property of all the people in the nation. "

Theft and abrogation of our lawful, constitutionally constrained judicial system through the use of the various covert, secretly employed doctrines used to deny constitutionally protected Due Process such as Prize and Capture, Booty, Stricti Juris, quasi-public service corporations, Volentinon fit injuria, quasi-"judicial", quasi-contractus admiralty courts, summary conviction, secret equity courts, Unjust Enrichment, constructive trusts, cestui qui trusts, implied trusts. These various doctrines appear present when examined by those in the know on various court documents. The courts appear to be wrongfully operating a denial of due process scheme and these doctrines and schemes appear to be used to unlawfully protect and conceal the ultra vires operations of the covert criminals operating the court machinery."

Yep, he's a Sovereign Citizen alright.

"As the Ombudsman for the Republic Citizens of the American Republic and as a US Navy veteran and an ambassador for Christ,"

And such a fine ambassador you are. You kinda ignored the parts about "bearing false witnesses", didn't you?

"My desire is only to save millions of my fellow countrymen who should not have to face unnecessary death and destruction should the criminals not be removed from office and war break out."

Kinda threaty

"NOTICE TO PRINCIPAL IS NOTICE TO AGENT; NOTICE TO AGENT IS NOTICE TO PRINCIPAL

Michael Lerman, all rights reserved
Republic Citizens' Ombudsman / US Navy Veteran"

More SovCit magic phrases.

8 February - Birther Report seems to like them some Michael Lerman.

" California: Criminal Complaint Report Submitted To Grand Jury Regarding Obama Ineligibility & Identity Document Fraud "

Of course, it fails to mention little details, like the fact the gadfly submitting it has no legal authority…..

"Dear Sheriff Hutchens and Foreman of the Grand Jury,
On December 4,2012 and by Certified Mail # 7012 0470 0002 4199 4310 on December 17, 2012 the attached enclosed Writ of Mandamus and Quo Warrantor Notice were issued and served, under my authority as one of 'we the people', to the above named Orange County Board of Supervisors and to their principal supervisors and California electors by notice to agent is notice to principal to hold in abatement the California State republic's confirmation of Barrack Obama aka other alias until either a formal congressional investigation or a citizens' tribunal can investigate all the evidence provided and prove that Barack Obama is not in fact guilty of felony crimes and treason. This confirmation abatement did not occur and the Board is in dishonor and contempt of the Constitution as well as in violation of state and federal law (see title 42 see 1986)"

Basically, "Wahhh, they didn't do what I wanted them to do, make them do what I want them to do, WAHHHHH!!"

Comments

[Shay]

BTW, he met his wife in the jury box of that fake trial. Awwwww……

Dear God. What if they breed?

[GMpilot]

"Why bother with the facts when 'OMG scary black cop-killing Obama supporter' plays so well to their racist base?"

Why indeed? One of the birther blogs I monitor has followed this trajectory exactly. They love dark seasoning with their red meat...

No apologies required. Just keep making sure the bastards know they can't get away with it.

[MaryRC]

I know there's no point in trying to find logic in these craxy rants, but I couldn't help noticing from Someone from Delta's hissy fit:

Obama disrespected The United States by "supposedly" throwing Osama's body into the ocean….PROOVE IT! I might add that was a funeral fit for a king..

Is Someone from Delta implying that (a) OBL's death and subsequent funeral remains un-proven and that (b) OBL had a funeral fit for a king? I don't think they can be outraged at both of these things at the same time.

Oh, who am I kidding? Of course they can.

[Thomas Brown]

Of course. Just like Obama's a Muslim AND the preacher at his Christian church was a black radical.

Diabolical.

[The Magic M]

> Dr. Orly's jailhouse courtroom prop, Keith Judd, files

He doesn't seem to realize that if one replaces "Assault Rifles" with "nuclear missiles" in his rant, it would make just about the same sense. Why is the latter forbidden and the former isn't?
Wouldn't it be perfect wingnut logic to claim citizens have a right to own nuclear weapons to deter Teh Big Ebil Gubnment from coming for them?

[The Magic M]

> can investigate all the evidence provided and prove that Barack Obama is not in fact guilty

Another interesting insight in their mindset - law enforcement does not investigate whether someone is guilty, no, they start out assuming someone is guilty and "try" to prove his innocence. And if they fail, it means he'll go to jail. So "guilty until proven innocent". Charming.

If these people ever came to power, you'd see an exodus that would dwarf Jewish emigration from Nazi Germany. (As much as I dislike invoking Godwin's Law.)