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(Gnomish voice) "Hello, my name is, umm, Marvin Greyhame, how can I provide excellent quest service today??"
"Oh, you're stuck on a quest, I see. Yes that can be frustrating. Can you give me the quest serial number? It's at the bottom of the scroll next to the "made in Pandaria" label."
"Okay thank you. Now, have you tried respawning?"
"You did, and the problem didn't resolve itself? Yes, yes. Okay, I'm going to want you to go into your inventory, it's located on your back."
"You have it? Good, now open it up. Now the quest you're on required you to get the vemon sacks from 10 Plaid Spiders. Do you have the ten venom sacks?"
"You only have eight? Oh, that does sound like a problem. Okay, what you're going to have to do is go back though the gorge and get two more."
"Yes, I know that means going though the Yellowmange wolves again."
"Okay, now once you're back on the Jumbled Plains, get two more venom sacks. Yes, I know you slew twelve Plaid Spiders, but not all of them have venom sacks."
"Now, once you have the two venom sacks, go down to Fetid Puddle. You'll need to get murloc scales from the Mudwallowers living there. Once you have those, then go back though the Yellowmange wolves again, and you should be able to get past the area you're stuck in."
"My pleasure. If you have any more problems with your quest, please feel free to scry us again. Thank you for scrying Azeroth Quest Support, and you have a good day."