Yeah, I know. Consider this my falling off the wagon of birther debunking. Is there a debunking 12-step programme??
March came and went without the "Universe Shaking" announcements by Boy Defective Mike Zullo and the Maricopa CCCP. Mind you, they had promised them in January, but, like most anything in Birtherstan, it's a heavy amount of ".....any.....day.....now....." Not to mention that Carl Gallups still has his head firmly lodged in Zullo's rear.
And the Supreme Court of Alabama finally ruled on Larry Klayman and avowed GOP racist and neo-confederate Hugh McInnish's lawsuit (PDF link here,) Not surprising, Klayman's friend and fellow World Nut Daily Columnist Chief Justice Roy Moore, along with his protege Justice Tom Parker, did go full metal birther. They couldn't get the other justices to agree though. I do find it funny that Moore cited a whole batch of past Birther cases, and didn't really bother to note the eventual fate of all of those cases. Almost like he was, oh, I dunno, cherry-picking birther arguments and ignoring the fact that other courts ruled against those cases.
But I thought I'd write a quick update. Most of birtherstan has been the same old tired crap we've been before. There's not a lot new or interesting to write about. But there is a bit of Nuttery Goodness that caught my attention. Namely Padawan Pauly's latest and Roadflare Tracy Fine's latest failure with her ongoing Maryland Birther Ballot Jihad.
5 April - There's an old joke about "You can't fool me, it's turtles all the way down".
Well, Padawan Pauly files a "Public Notice" that is more like "it's batshit all the way down."
"For the first time in U.S. history, the correct meaning and definition of Article II "natural born Citizen" has been entered into the Court records in the Seventh Judicial Circuit in Indianapolis. [See the case Guthrie v. United States, both cases 1:13 -cv- 0080 JMS-DKL and 1:13 -cv- 0234 SEB-DKL]. You are hereby PUT ON NOTICE that Obama is not an Article II natural born Citizen of the United States and he does not qualify for the Office of President."
Padawan Pauly doesn't seem to understand that just because something has been entered into the court records, doesn't make it fact. One could enter into court records that Padawan Pauly has been caught in compromising positions involving a Spongebob Squarepants G-String, three cans of spam, two quarts of astroglide, and a female Nubian Goat wearing fishnet stockings. Doesn't mean that was fact either (though it may be closer to such than his Sacred Sperm of Citizenship theory.)
And he's just as sexist as always:
"...female citizens do not have to claim and report their offspring in order to secure a privilege of political rights in the mother's society, others can just secure the rights for the offspring by their testimony. However, males are naturally politically different. Males are at a natural disadvantage when it comes to proving who their offspring are, as they cannot rely upon witness testimony, and thus only males are required, under both Natural Law and under U.S. Positive Law, to claim their offspring and report the fact of the birth to the society of the father, if the father wishes to secure any natural political rights for the offspring within the father's society, a fundamental fact of Nature and natural reality. "
If anything, it would be, (naturally), the other way around. Since a woman is far more able to be able to prove the child is hers "naturally", his argument makes more logical sense that "natural born" citizenship would be based upon the mother's citizenship.
But it's Padawan Pauly, with his invincible belief in the MIGHTY POWER OF HIS RED WHITE AND BLUE ALL AMERICAN SACRED SPERM!!! As a result, the light from logic - much less reality - might arrive in another decade or two.
"This natural required political act that only affects male citizen fathers and their offspring is what defines and secures natural born Citizen STATUS and explains why the Declaration of Independence states that in order to secure natural political rights, government are instituted among "Men", a specific noun actually meaning specifically males. "
I get the feeling that Padawan Pauly isn't exactly a fan of the 19th Amendment here......
Actually this reads a lot like racists claims that African-Americans are "14th Amendment citizens only" Not surprising, since Paul Guthrie is buddies with Alaskan racist birther Gordon Epperly, who has made such claims before.
"Now you have constructive objective legal knowledge that Obama is not a lawful legitimate "President", and you have constructive objective legal knowledge that crimes are being committed on your watch. "
Actually they now have constructive objective legal knowledge that Padawan Pauly is a complete and total nutcase.
"You are now required to report your awareness that criminal political activity is occurring within the United States government to the appropriate authorities if you wish to be immune from future criminal and civil prosecution."
What "appropriate authorities" would that be?? And didn't you claim a while back you were going to seek political asylum in the UK???
"As a result of these facts which have been established in the public record in a U.S. Court of law since almost one year now, the natural born Citizens of the United States are not bound to recognize or accept any judicial immunity for judges, attorneys, or U.S. government employees who are acting in a criminal fraudulent manner. All U.S. judges are currently in gross violation of their oaths of office and government employees are now all committing fraudulent misrepresentation and acting in a criminal fraudulent non-official individual capacity that eviscerates any claim of governmental immunity. This is the injury being caused to the Judicial Branch of government by Obama's illegality, which has effectively overthrown the United States Constitution and rendered the U.S. legal system and judges to be incompetent and without lawful authority.
As long as Obama or any non-natural born Citizen is occupying the Office of President, there are no courts of competent jurisdiction within the United States, no legitimate due process, and no lawful legitimate Article III judges acting in any official capacity as Article III judges of the Republic under the Constitution. The Republic no longer exists since 2009 and all federal judges are in severe danger of both criminal and civil prosecution because the natural born Citizens of the United States are no longer duty-bound to recognize claims of judicial or governmental immunity in a government that is no longer representative and therefore not authorized by the People. "
This smells a bit like he borrowed some SovCit crap.
"You have been warned. Failure to take immediate steps to arrest and remove Obama from power, in order to cure this defect in your governmental immunity, could cause you to face severe criminal and civil penalties, including the death penalty for Treason."
Nothing like a nice little threat to get the authorities to take note. Maybe Padawan Pauly can get a chance to spend some time someplace with nice soft walls and an "I love me" jacket.
7 April - Roadflare Tracy Fine's Maryland Birther Ballot challenge appeal gets an "unreported" decision in Maryland.
"COSA 04-07-2014 1287 12 Nazarian Fair, Tracy Walker"
So what does that mean??:
"Most decisions of the Court of Special Appeals are not reported, as Maryland Rule 8-605.1 requires the Court to report only those opinions that are of substantial interest. Reported appellate opinions are posted on the day they are filed."
Basically "decision upheld" then.
We do have a copy of the decision though.
"We agree with the circuit court that Appellants had no excuse for filing their suit so late in the election process and that their delay prejudiced the Maryland State Board of Elections ("'State Board") and the voting public. and so we affirm the circuit courts decision to dismiss the case for laches. We need not and do not address Appellants' other arguments."
Forward and to the point
"Appellees were served with copies of the lawsuit on March 27.2012. one week before he Maryland presidential primary elections on April3 , 2012. On April27. 2012. Appellees moved to dismiss on a variety of grounds. including laches flowing from the timing of the amended complaint. 11th circuit court held a hearing and entered an order granting the motion to dismiss on August 27. 2012, citing. among other things, laches arising from Appellants' delay in bringing suit."
So basically the court wasn't impressed with Roadflare Tracy's little game.
Against the timeline of the primary election process then, lhis suit comes very late. Although Appellants contend that they first filed suit on January 26, 2012. they did not in fact challenge President Obama's eligibility to appear on the Maryland primary ballot until they amended their complaint on March 19. 2012, and they served Appellees only on March 27. 2012. These claims surfaced more than two months after President Obama and other candidates had already been certified by the Secretary, more than two months after the Board had certified the content and arrangement of the ballot, at least a month after absentee ballots had been sent to military and overseas voters. after at least half of the early primary voting period had elapsed. and only a week before the primary itself."
So basically Roadflare Tracy screwed up, and didn't fix her mistake until too late. Typical Birther.
"We see the same prejudicial character in the timing of the filing at issue here. and we agree with the circuit court that Appellants' claims were barred properly by laches."
I think this is legalese for WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP!
9 April - Professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau "reports" at the Pest and eFail about Roadflare Tracy's latest failure in the Maryland Court of Special Appeals.
"On Monday, the Maryland Court of Special Appeals rendered an “unreported opinion” in the case of Fair v. Obama which the plaintiff posted on her website on Wednesday after receiving a hard copy of the decision through the U.S. mail. Judge Douglas R. M. Nazarian rendered the opinion."
Funny how Rondeau fails to mention what said decision was.....
"Approximately two months ago, Cold Case Posse lead investigator Mike Zullo revealed that a second criminal investigation launched by Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio had discovered that several “Obots” are employed by DARPA, a division of the Department of Defense, which is funded by taxpayers.
And the evidence to back this up is......
Obots generally use screen names.
You mean like "One Pissed Off Vietnam Vet", "KenyaBornObamAcorn", "Falcon", "Texas Darlin", "RamboIke", etc., etc., etc........
"Since 2009, they have engaged in defamation, intimidation, ridicule, harassment, breaching of email accounts, interference with court cases, website hacking, and issuing death threats to people investigating Obama’s background."
Well, since you cited my (mostly retired) blog as an example of ridicule, I can answer why I've ridiculed you all.
Because you all are a freaking joke. You've wasted six years and Gods alone know how many trees, pixels, brain cells, and money on your little jihad against a democratically-elected President. based on absolutely nothing even close to credible, reasonable, evidence to back your wild claims up. Over 200 court case have ruled against you, and most of your fellow birthers have fallen into sputtering racism.
"Anyone criticizing Obama has been labeled “a racist” despite the fact that Obama’s background, birthplace, and history have never been proved."
Coming from a blog that cited "Stormfront" as a source, that's rather ironic. Considering many of your fellow birthers (Rudy Davis, Dr. Kate, etc), are open and avowed racists. And have you taken a good look at Birther Report, AKA "Stormfront-Lite"??
Gee, I can't imagine why people might think you're all a batch of racist idiots.
"Upon filing an amended complaint in Circuit Court in Carroll County, MD in January 2012, Fair alleged that state elections officials and the secretary of state engaged in “willfully neglecting their official duties and suspending laws which are detriment [sic] to the security of this nation,…removed all checks on determining the legitimacy of the candidates and has resulted in a candidate for President of the United States,…who is not required to certify under oath that he is a natural born citizen and legitimately meets the requirements under the U.S. Constitution and Maryland Law.”
After the case was dismissed for its alleged untimely filing, Fair appealed to the Maryland Court of Special Appeals and awaited a decision, which was posted on the internet on Monday, a hard copy of which she received on Tuesday."
Still no mention of what that decision was....
"There was a hearing in August 2012, and they ended up dismissing it for “laches,” saying I didn’t file it in time. But I know I did; I have the proof that I did. "
Not according to Maryland law.
"They used the Ankeny case from Indiana. I think the Fogbow Obots wrote the decision. [Obot] Rikker laughed and said, “I wrote that decision.” I believe they wrote it and everything in it."
That's the fun thing about the birtherstani. They are completely unable to understand the concept of sarcasm.
"It’s just crazy. They even admit that they get in to all this stuff…Walt Fitzpatrick…the Obots are “the ones” who were bragging about how they were going to get the police down to that courthouse…They were the ones who started all of this and got him into trouble. It’s terrible what they’re doing to him."
Well, if FBI informant Carl Swensson and friends hadn't told everyone ON-LINE that they were going to go up there to bust jailbird Walter Fitzpatrick out and arrest the grand jury......
For that matter, if Walter Fitzpatrick hadn't, oh, I dunno, BROKEN THE LAW IN THE FIRST PLACE........
"To have the decision overturned, because I have the evidence that proves my claims, or to send it back to the court for a hearing. It was dismissed for laches, so I never got to discovery or oral argument."
"Wahhhh! They didn't give me what I wanted!! And a pony!!! I didn't get a pony!! WAHHHH!!!!"
Here's a note. If you want to challenge someone's placement on a primary ballot, don't amend the complaint and file said challenge days before voting takes place. Funny how that works.
"I have evidence from all government documents, the Founders’ writings, the 100% proof that he is not a natural born Citizen, even if he was born here."
She must be reading them though the special birther decoder glasses, which screen out things like "facts" or "reality".
"From what he’s saying on his birth certificate, he’s not a natural born Citizen because the father was not a U.S. citizen. In order to be a natural born Citizen, your father must have been a U.S. citizen."
Well, except for the minor fact that neither US law or the US Constitution state that at all.
And only the father? Wow?? Did Roadflare Tracy buy into Padawan Pauly's Sacred Sperm of Citizenship theory???
"Given what Rikker may have admitted, do you think perhaps every single eligibility lawsuit has been sabotaged?
Yes, I believe it. Even if they were just sending something in to say, “You guys should know about these other cases that are happening.” That’s what they do, and they let them know about all the prior cases such as Ankeny and the others that are overwriting, because they look like such new cases; they’re not old, historic cases. They’re new, and they’ve gone through the process. Ankeny stopped in Indiana. It never went to federal court, so they can’t use that case. But that’s what they came back with in their decision on my case. My reaction was, “That case has no bearing on federal law.” Plus, in Ankeny, if you read it, in Footnote 14, it says something like, “We realize that Wong Kim Ark did not pronounce him a natural born Citizen” (page 11). They say that’s irrelevant, though…irrelevant, but “I’m going to say it’s relevant and make it my decision.”
They took what I said a natural born Citizen is and used it in their opposition brief. They used it and said it meant something totally different."
Ah, so it can't be that every single birther case has been a steaming crock of lies and conspiracy bull dada completely unsupported by the facts, and it can't be that absolutely nothing in US law or the US Constitution support their claims. No, it's a CONSPIRACY by those darn "Obots" !!
"Have you represented yourself all along?
All the way through, yes. I’ve never been able to find an attorney. I tried for the first six months before, and then after, probably for another six months. Long before I filed, I wrote letters to all the Tea Parties trying to find an attorney who might be willing to help, and a Tea Partier helped to pay my expenses."
You couldn't even get Super Mario Apuzzo, Attention Whore Larry Klayman, or Disbarred attorneys Phil Berg or Montgomery Sibley to help you out??
10 April - Here's a hint to Roadflare Tracy. If you don't want people thinking you're completely bat guano insane, don't post things like this on your blog:
"Historically, the word ILLUMINATI referred to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded on May 1, 1776. Today it is referred to as a purported conspiratorial organization which is alleged to mastermind events and control world affairs through governments and corporations to establish a New World Order. Entities that are under the Illuminati umbrella include the Bilderberg Group, The Council on Foreign Relations, The Tri-Lateral Commission, The Bohemian Grove, among many other groups and news organizations and corporations.
If you are interested in reading more about the Illuminati/American Slave Masters, this is a great place to start"
Surprised she didn't count the Gnomes of Zurich as well......