It's May and the birtherstani are their usual paranoid incoherent selves. In many ways they remind me of a dish called "Dancing Octopus".
Basically soy sauce or other salty broth is poured over raw octopus. The salt causes the energy in the octopus' tentacles to be released and the dead octopus flails around mindlessly. Much like the birthers do.
The big news this time is that Pyramid Power expert and copier salesman Douglas Vogt (along with disbarred attorney Montgomery Sibley), have unveiled the unsealed version of the steaming pile of crap they foisted off on the Supreme Court.
11 May - Sibley starts off with his usual rambling nonsense.
"Doug Vogt’s Petition is not frivolous. It argues that as a citizen he has the right to bring to the Grand Jury’s attention serious matters. Of course, the Grand Jury can ignore Doug Vogt and that would be the end of it. However, the Attorney General with the complicity of the Judiciary has blocked the Grand Jury from hearing Doug’s significant evidence of criminal behavior most foul."
"Wahhhh! They think we're crazy and won't take us seriously!! WAHHHHH!"
"That behavior was detailed in public and sealed affidavits that Doug filed first with the District Court in Washington, then with the Circuit Court in San Francisco and now with the Supreme Court. Curiously, in ostrich-like fashion, the Supreme Court refused to accept the sealed affidavit hence Doug was forced to un-seal it so that the Supremes would have actual notice of the evidence in the sealed affidavit. Indeed, I recently went to the Supreme Court Clerk’s office and saw the affidavit in the file. "
So what's in the unsealed version???
(Scribd link here)
We will start off with Vogt's list of supposed "Forgers". Number five isn't a surprise at all.
"5 The fifth person is Loretta Fuddy, the Director of the Hawaiian Department of Health. I was an accountant and I did an income analysis from her public disclosure statement. The analysis shows that her salary alone does not explain the amount She paid down on her mortgage during 2011."
Nor is number four:
"4 The fourth person is Dr. Alvin Onaka, Registrar of the Hawaiian Department of Health. His registrar's stamp appears on all the forgeries we have received including the short form COLBs that we have acquired via the internet or by e-mail. He had to have known about the forged registrar stamps from the news and from a letter I wrote him."
Birther debunker "Dr. Conspiracy" gets the number three spot.
"3 The third person of interest Kevin Davidson who we believe did the research for the principles in the conspiracy. This name may only be a pseudonym. He goes by the pen name of Dr. Conspiracy on his web page (obamaconspiracy.org)."
Number two is a great example of "lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas"
"2 The second person is Johanna Ah'nee who is a personal friend of Miki Booth when they both lived in Hawaii. I believe Johanna Ah'nee is the forger of the Obama COLB as well as other birth certificates created to cover-up the first mistake the principles made and that being the certificate number assigned to Barack Obama was out of sequence if it was registered with the Hawaiian Department of Health (HDOH) on August 8, 1961. I have already proved that in my open affidavit. I will also show that Johanna most likely knew Barack Obama II when they were both kids in Hawaii."
Which leads to number one:
"1 This affidavit will cover five main individuals who came to our attention (Paul Irey and myself) over the past two years. The affidavit will present the evidence I have developed by examining forged Certificate of Live Birth (COLB) forms given to Dr. Jerome Corsi and Detective Mike Zullo of the Sheriffs office in Mariposa County Arizona who sent Paul and me copies of them to examine. The COLBs came from two individuals. One whose name is Miki Booth who lived in Hawaii but now lives in Oklahoma, approached Jerome Corsi directly to get into his confidence and gave him two of her families long form birth certificates. One had problems indicating forgery both had their certificate numbers off by 25 days."
Yes indeed, Vogt is accusing the "Birther Princess" herself as being an "Obot Mole".
Oh, and Vogt doesn't pass up a chance to tongue-buff the rear of the Human Face Rash to a high-gloss shine.
"6 The reporter and investigator the Obama administration feared the most was Dr. Jerome Corsi. He had written a biography on the Democratic Presidential candidate John Kerry in 2004 called Unfit for Command: Swift Boat Veterans Speak Out Against John Kerry. That book was credited for damaging John Kerry's chances or winning the presidential election. The next book he wrote was about Senator Barack Obama in 2006 called The Obama Nation: Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personalty. Both, books were best sellers. The leftist in the Obama administration knew by mid 2010 that Dr. Corsi was researching another book on Obama. That book was entitled Where's the Birth Certificate? Its publication date was May of 2011 and it is most likely the main reason the Obama administration had to produce some kind of birth certificate so as to negate any disclosures that Corsi may Make. They also coordinated the release of the forged birth certificate on Wednesday just before Navy Seal Team 6 went into Pakistan and killed Osama Ben Laden on Friday night: That way if anyone found problems of forgery with the PDF or the reporters copy, that news would be buried by the supposedly bigger story of the killing of Ben Laden -- it worked. Now since I have established who the administration feared the most let us start the sequence of events."
12 May - "Dr. Conspiracy" seems amused.
"I guess it’s natural that someone like Vogt with no forensic document examination experience would name forgers with no forgery experience."
12 May - While at the cesspool known as Stormfront Lite (aka "Birther Report"), Miki Booth is rather upset.
"Miki Booth · 2 days ago
doug vogt is a f***ing idiot!!
Well, we agree on something.
"He's gonna get his ass sued. My friend Johanna had nothing to do with this except to give her birth certificate to me to give to Dr. Corsi and Mike Zullo. vogt was jealous not being privy to the investigation and figured we were hiding something because we wouldn't share with him."
So how does Douglas Vogt respond to Miki Booth's call of sour grapes??
About as arrogantly as you would expect.
"Douglas B. Vogt · 2 days ago
To Miki Booth,
First of all you can’t sue me for what I have in the sealed affidavit. I am reporting a crime and reported it to the authorities listed in the two Misprision laws. You are exempt from libel and slander laws if you are reporting a crime to the authorities. I had to unseal the affidavit to the Supreme Court because the Judges would not consider the evidence presented within if it was sealed. A reporter is the one who made my affidavit public. I only wanted the Judges to read it. The affidavit just presents the evidence Paul and I discovered after we examined the two birth certificates you freely gave Jerome Corsi. Regarding Johanna, Dr. Corsi told me that he met her at his hotel in mid May 2011 in Honolulu where she freely handed over her COLB for him to have for his investigation. She also gave a photo copy to Orly Taitz when they met at the airport in 2011. The facts of what we found speak for themselves. I don’t have to go beyond her certificate number to show hers is a forgery. The 9 and 4 are overlapping just like I found the 8 and 2 on one of the COLBs you handed Corsi, not to mention the letter spacing and line spacing problems.
You cannot walk away from what you wrote in your book. To refresh your memory, on Page 356 you write: “But nothing was more shocking and left me with such a feeling of disgust than the blatant, obnoxiously taunting “signature” of the forger—a “happy face” drawn into the “A” of Alvin T. Onaka’s signature.” At that time no one knew it was a script “E” under the “A”. For you to know it was a signature you had to know it was a letter “E” and the name and spelling of the forger. This was before I had figured it out. You book was very helpful.
If you did sue me I would have a lot of fun in the discovery stage. You should listen to Dr. Conspiracy, he just told you the same thing I just told you."
It's always struck me as funny how most birther "experts" are arrogant as sin and as stupid as a Yugo full of anvils.
13 May - Oh, Miki is really unhappy with Douglas Vogt.
(Part one MP3 here
(Part two MP3 here)
Needless to say, Miki Booth is discovering just what a mangy pack of dogs she's been sleeping with the last several years.
"@undefined · 1 day ago
She sounded nervous for some reason."
"★FALCON★138p · 1 day ago
You're a loon Jim - telling everyone that the ZeroX 666-7779 must be refuted.
It's time that the rest of you lying O-Holes come out, proudly. And admit your allegiance. You're not fooling anyone who has been paying attention to your asinine posts."
"Edward Paard · 1 day ago
She was sounding like she was having something to be hiding"
"media propaganda · 1 day ago Why does this lady just get a pass with no question?
So no real questions asked of this woman? Just laughing at what a ridiculous thing it must be? What makes her so outside of the realm of possibility. She says "I don't wanna go to in detail about this".
So basically she said she didn't do it so there ya go. Move along. Not sure why all the hatred for Vogt. At least he's doing something."
"★FALCON★138p · 1 day ago
Close - Vogt said the same anomalies were found on both birth certificates and that's how he discovered the forger.
He'll correct me if I'm wrong - but I doubt I am. He found the chain of custody and the people who handled them, requested them and ultimately passed them on.
On top of that - Crunt came in and did research for a new birth certificate and claimed that it would be how it would look if it was set up differently / correctly - later, they posted their work (which I copied and posted yesterday with the watermark) and that sealed the deal as to when, the motive, the means and who was involved.
Boothe, Crunt, Ah-Nee Randolph and Onaka.
The rest have been running interference for years - I'll list those assholes if need be."
"@RewriteOurWorld · 1 day ago
Maybe the real reason she called Zullo the other day was to try and find out if he suspected her as well. For someone who claims innocence, she sure does seem to be afraid."
"Rhodalicious83p · 1 day ago
Sibley and Vogt sent the affidavits to 150 or more federal judges. Three of them responded in a way that suggests they're going to deliver the material to a grand jury. Methinks the Birther, er, umm, I mean Forger Princess isn't looking forward to spending the rest of her miserable life in PRISON for TREASON. :-)"
"Martha Trowbridge83p · 1 day ago
Penalty for High Treason is death."
"★FALCON★138p · 1 day ago
You'll never see anyone debunk Vogt because he found the guilty parties - and calling out Boothe was a ballsy move - yet he did it.
He found the chain of custody, the motive and the players - it doesn't get much better than that.
I think Vogt has a few more tricks up his sleeve - and he made that clear by knocking Boothe on her ass."
"Jay · 1 day ago
Me thinks Miki doth protest too much."
"★FALCON★138p · 1 day ago
Miki Boothe - why didn't you scream your innocence from the roof tops? Going to O-HoleCon 2014 and not OAS?
Miki Boothe decided to separate herself by claiming Johanna Ah-Nee Randolph was innocent - nothing to say she was innocent.
I typically expect infiltrators and co-conspirators because I have been around a long time and have seen this all time and time again. It's not new.
In my opinion, Doug Vogt did find the culpable people - he found the chain of events and the motive.
What do you expect at this point? Confessions? Hell no. Miki - 50k, more or less."
"Nathan M. Bickel · 1 day ago
It would seem that Miki Booth would be able to stand aside and be happy that the forgery issue of aka Obama is apparently getting some Supreme Court attention. It would also seem that if she is intent to witness aka Obama to be finally held accountable for his criminal ID fraud, then she would be able to muster enough strength and pull herself out of her defensive mode. Why react to Vogt's endeavor to run its free course?
Miki makes the astounding statement that "....the only people listening to him [Vogt] are the Obots." It's very interesting that she would say that - and, also, I think, not surprising. That's something that aka Obama would say, given his divisive race-baiting "community organizing background."
According to Miki, I must be an Obot because I don't see Doug Vog't actions as reprehensible or threatening. I see them as his effort to hold aka Obama accountable for his criminal ID forgery crimes.
Finally, I find it disconcerting that Miki Booth said what she claims Zullo said - that he "....was very concerned what Doug Vogt had done......" Is Miki making this up, or putting words in Zullo's mouth - or, is Zullo divulging what he should keep tight-lipped [about?] And, if this is true that Zullo told Miki this; that leads one to believe what else he has told Miki and maybe others about various "things.""
"back2kenya · 3 hours ago
Methinks Miki doth protest too much.
Here she is, right from Hawaii and now outed by the expert Doug Vogt. HEY MIKI, TELL US YOU DIDN'T PUBLICLY ADMIT THAT DAVID SINCLAIR WAS YOUR OB/GYN.
And then his name shows up as the doctor on Obama's forged birth certificate. Coincidence? REALLY???
Doesn't surprise me in the least that they would infiltrate birther ranks with someone who's supposedly on our side. What better way to keep a watch and get control than have someone going around making speeches and looking like a big birther, all the while getting the inside scoop on everything the birthers are doing and controlling all of it."
Hey Miki? These are the people you've been hanging with. Trying to sell your book to. Supporting with your time and money.
How does the underside of that bus look??
15 May - Oh, and Douglas Vogt thinks that Rep. Nancy Pelosi will hang for treason.
"Doug Vogt recently did a short interview with Honest American News involving the contents of his recently unsealed affidavit. Among other bombshells Doug dropped in the interview was his opinion that Nancy Pelosi will hang for her role in "worst crime in American History."
Mr. Vogt explains that current Hawaii Senator Brian Schatz, who was Chair of the State Democratic Party in 2008, refused to certify Barack Obama as eligible to be president of the United States. Vogt's claim is that Schatz knew there was no long form "certificate of live birth" (COLB). Nancy Pelosi made the certification and thus by Vogt's logic is guilty of treason."
"Vogt" and "logic" should never be in the same sentence.
Here's the Birther Report audio of it.
15 May - Speaking of Birther Report and dumber than a Yugo full of anvils. our old friend "Rambo Ike" is still being a useless and obsessive overbearing waste of flesh.
"ramboike 72p · 4 days ago
Over the course of the last 2 years I've went head to head with the Obots on their sites and found them to be lacking in basic American values. After carefully studying over a thousand of their comments & positions on many issues, not just Obama's birth issues, it showed they align very well with the farLeft's hate America dogma.
Basically, it came down to whatever the communists wanted for America the Obots wanted the same."
By which he means "spewed lies, made the same claims, provided no proof, made racist comments, acted so badly he got banned from a site, and then claimed victory".
Romboid Dick speaks a good game with his fellow birtherstani, but folds like a cheap suit when actually challenged.
Which is noted upon:
"Gordon · 4 days ago
By "head to head " Bimbo you mean you got knocked around like the old slapper you are, lost every argument the ran away like a terrified little girl"
Yeah, pretty much so.
"ramboike 72p · 3 days ago
Dr Con, RC, NBC, and Woodman can't say that. PattyDaPerv of Bad Fiction was so traumatized by ol' Ike's Truth Machine he wound up shutting his site down. Lmao. I don't mess with the FagBlow site. Their leader has a history mental problems and I see reason to make his condition worse than it already is. Plus he wears a pinko-commie cap."
Ah, so cute. The delusional cretin thinks he had something to do with my (semi-) retirement!!!! (it was, after all, a year or so after I banned him from Bad Fiction due to his racist comments, so I can see why he might be confused by that fact. Then again, I suspect Rainbow Ick is confused by bubble wrap.)
It's so fun when they're that stupid and delusional.
And he still seems rather.....obsessed with me for some strange reason.
"ramboike 72p · 12 hours ago
Yo, FagBlow Foggy. Any truth to the rumors about you and PattyDaPerv of Bad Fiction dressed up in Bunny Rabbit suits standing in front of a flower shop in Raleigh NC with some little boys?"
I see he's still spewing Yoel's lies. How utterly and completely pathetic. I guess life under his bridge has gotten dull.
15 May - At the Pest and eFail, Miki Booth continues to try and convince her fellow birtherstani that Douglas Vogt is a screaming moron.
"MIKI BOOTH: I really don’t know, except that I know that Doug Vogt has a lot of different points showing that Obama’s birth certificate is a forgery, and out of all of these points, there are some that show up on Johanna’s. I didn’t know this until the affidavit was unsealed, but I found out that he also inspected my husband Fred’s birth certificate, and it has anomalies. I think he’s jumped to the conclusion that all three of these birth certificates share anomalies, and so therefore, they must all be forgeries."
You know, I must pause to laugh hysterically. This is basic birther logic. "B and C share traits with A, therefore A. B, and C are ALL FORGERIES!!!!" Rather than the more rational viewpoint of "B and C share traits with A, therefore it further reinforces A's validity".
But that's not surprising. The birthers have to stick to the idea that the birth certificate is a forgery. Booth is upset that Vogt is applying birther logic to documents she knows are valid, rather than realizing that the validity of those documents ALSO tends to disprove the claim of forgery for President Obama's birth certificate.
"My anger was all about Johanna being named, because I know she’s innocent. She never asked for anything like this to happen, and now to find out that her name is at the Supreme Court…I just felt horrible because I’m the one who got her into it. All she did was help me. She’s my friend, and as I said, we have a small circle of friends who also don’t want to be named but have helped me do various things, including visiting Kapiolani to see if there’s anything commemorating the fraud-in-chief (Obama). We never found anything."
Lay down with dogs, wake up with fleas.
"THE POST & EMAIL: We lay people looking at an image on the internet cannot tell if something is real or not."
Funny, that's exactly what the debunkers have been telling birthers since August of 2008.........
"MIKI BOOTH: I know what the truth is, so I don’t have to come out and say, “I didn’t do it.” I keep reading all of the comments that are out there, and it’s amazing how people have turned against me. People say, “Doug Vogt lays out a very concise case, and it really looks good,” and that he’s proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that we’re the culprits. "
You know Miki, if you had a few grams of self-decency and honesty, this might be a wake-up moment that your fellow travelers in the birther movement are not now, and never have been the friends you thought they were. You've been running with a batch of delusional paranoids for years now, because their delusion reinforced your own. And now they've turned on you because of something one of their self-appointed "experts" has claimed.
Karma is a stone-cold bitch Ms. Booth. As you've now discovered.
"In a way, it’s comical and makes me laugh, because they’ve named Dr. Conspiracy, who has come out and said that it’s not Miki Booth and Johanna Ah’nee. He’s made several comments to that effect."
Funny how the ones that have been the most honest during this whole things continue to be so.
"THE POST & EMAIL: What do you think of Vogt’s analysis of the forgery in the affidavits? Is he strong enough in the way he presents it?
MIKI BOOTH: I think so; I even put his findings in my book. I credit him with the things that he found, such as the kerning."
What did I say about karma in action???
"MIKI BOOTH: I was describing how when the forgery came out, the first thing I looked for was who the doctor was. When I saw that it was “David A. Sinclair,” I felt as if that was a deliberate poke in my eye by them."
Yeah, you really got bent out of shape by that one, and took the express train straight to crazy town as a result. I still suspect you bathed in Lysol for a week to try and remove any trace of Obama cooties from your lady bits.
"He’s terribly misguided and apparently suffers from some kind of tunnel vision so that he can’t look in any other direction and see that this is just totally wrong. He’s focused on these tiny little anomalies that are matched in the birth certificates I provided to come to the conclusion that they must all be forgeries."
And this makes him different from EVERY OTHER BIRTHER OUT THERE HOW?????
“How do you think this should be resolved?” The Post & Email asked Booth of Vogt’s affidavit, to which she responded, “I think he should take back whatever he gave them. To me, that’s the simplest thing: to take it back.”
The Post & Email reminded Booth that if criminal charges should arise from Vogt’s claims, she is entitled to a review of the evidence by a grand jury as stated in the Fifth Amendment."
Funny how they seem to be all about the rule of law and review of evidence when it's about them, isn't it???
15 May - Miki has one friend. The openly racist and batshit insane Rudy Davis.
Basically Rudy is upset that Vogt upsets Rudy's Geocentric Young Earth Creationism (and no, I'm NOT kidding. Rudy actually believes that the sun and stars revolve around a stationary Earth. Wacko.....)
Oh, and Rudy is claiming that both Miki and his wife were baptized by James Manning.
It's really funny. Rudy doesn't want to bash a fellow birtherstani, but Vogt's books on pole reversal and cosmic shifts REALLY stick in Rudy's craw. Now most of us in the reality-based community rejected pretty much everything Vogt claimed because of his past wingnuttery. In Rudy's case, he's upset because Vogt's wingnuttery doesn't jive with Rudy's wingnuttery.
And even with that, Rudy can't bring himself to realize that if Vogt is pulling bizzaro claims out of his ass when it comes to conspiracy theories, he might just be doing the same when it comes to document "analysis".
Though Rudy whining about Vogt being delusional and arrogant is rather ironically hysterical.