"Thank you for scrying Azeroth Quest Support. In order to ensure quality customer service, your scry may be monitored or recorded."
"In order to better assist us, please slay five crystal basilisks and have your map co-ordinates ready."
"For Alliance, press one. For Horde, press two. For all others, please make up your mind."
"If this is solo, please press one. If this is a raid, please press two and have your guild support ID scroll ready."
"Thank you. Please hold"