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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 28 April-2 May 2012

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly tries the patience of the State of Hawaii (not to mention the State of Reality). Once again, President Obama pokes fun at the birthers, once again the birthers fall for it. Old news is sent around again. Rudy's got a mad at the IRS, while Dr. Orly has a mad at Jerome Corsi.

Dr. Orly gets all death threaty again. Lax, Roth, and MacLeran are all told "you DO know your attorney can't represent you in Mississippi, right?? James Manning is off his meds again. Fox News pisses off the birtherstani by insisting on the real definition of "Natural Born Citizen" rather than the de Vattelist version.

In a new low in desperation, Dr. Orly manages to screw up a sock puppet. Miki Booth shows there's no level too low for her or her followers. Missouri deals with their own birther bill. SPLC comments on the Taitz/Corsi feud. "Lena" tries to spin her outing. Dr. Orly is thin-skinned, and suffers Yet Another Legal Loss.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 24-25 April 2012

In today's dispatches, motions filed against Dr. Orly's Indiana Birther Ballot Jihad. Robert Quinn has a mad at the Orly-proof Sen. Marco Rubio, Sen. Rubio has a police now. Snopes points out (again) that the birthers are a) lying and b) stealing from each other.

Dr. Orly has a mad that a California Republican group would DARE to endorse anyone but her, thereby giving up the all important "bat guano crazy dentist" demographic. Dr. Kate recommends her besets buddy in the whole wide world, insane racist Lame Cherry. Joseph Farah and his pornstar mustache has a fool-proof plan to defeat Obama, based upon the brand-new novel strategy of "send your money to World Nut Daily".

Larry Klayman claims to have discovery, reality goes "oh that's nice". Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi is starting to notice a critical lack of attention being given to his boy toy Joe Arpaio. The Mississippi Supreme Court takes Dr. Orly's birther ballot jihad in that state and tells the US District Court "tag, you're it!" John Dummet (pronounced "dim-bulb") tries to peddle his birther street cred and chops.

Anti-Semitic Internet Outhouse Andy Martin returns to birtherstan to announce his next Hawaiian vacation. Tony Perkins comes out of his mothers basement to shower birtherism all over the place. Lawrence Sellin is settlin' into his new home at Family Security Matters. And Gary Stein does a Lakin all over his USMC career.

Oh, and I respond to a persistant troll.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 14-18 April 2012

I'm on vacation this week, so things are a bit delayed.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, the little birtherpoolza that Rudy "Lonestar1776" is putting together is shaping up to be just chock full o' seditionist nuts. Including the pastor of Rudy's church. Dr. Orly decides to start subpoenaing people for her Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad, and THEN ask for permission from the judge. Which she's annoyed with already for not playing stepin' fetch it sufficiently for Dr. Orly's liking.

Ed Hale should stick to making up stories about bigfoot. Ann Barnhardt puts on a show that should borrow some props from a Gallagher concert. Van Irion finally manages to make proper service, and gets called out for his little tricks. Dr. Kate is projecting, (and still thinks that Lame Cherry is just peachy keen A-OK.)

World Nut Daily breathlessly reports that Rush Limbaugh can't seem to figure out his phone. Dr. Orly is upset that World Nut Daily isn't breathlessly reporting her usual loads of dingo droppings. Ted Nugent is insane. Larry Klayman wants his $hare of Birther$tani Buck$, and Dr. Orly goes "not $o fa$t". And Joe Arpaio is in increasingly hot water.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 31 March - 2 April 2012

In today's dispatches, a press conference in Arizona, no press allowed,. However the teahaddists at the said conference seem willing to place Joe Arpaio in a position where he supersedes pesky things like the Constitution.

Dr. Kate tells the Lame Cherry-loving floaters back in her cesspool all about Arpaio's latest mound of Corsi droppings and Mike Zullo's latest from the Maricopa County Cold Case Posse (Maricopa CCCP). Disgruntled PUMA Bettina Viviano is once again all over birtherstan. And Walter Fitzpatrick is in trouble. Again.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 24-26 March 2012

And in today's dispatches, Van Irion gets told to "do it right this time" in Arizona. Dr. Orly is upset because the Democratic Party of Mississippi wants to know if she's being paid to commit legal malpractice, or is she committing legal malpractice out of her own funds.

Lame Cherry reappears in all their hood-wearing, cross-burning, racist psychopathic glory, much to the delight of Dr. Kate. World Nut Daily asks if the US Military is "purging" birthers, rather than asking "why are all these supposed patriots disobeying legal orders and running afoul of the UCMJ???

Seems that World Nut Daily's pet pollster is a biased clod. Forbes magazine decides they don't want to go birther. Sam Sewell has problems with things like "search engines". Comrade Orly Taitz goes back to her roots in the Soviet Union, and publishes anti-American propaganda in Pravda.

World Nut Daily is upset the media isn't' taking swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi seriously, nor are they paying attention to the Postman's Tale. Dr. Kate shows her fetish for sewage. Walter Fitzpatrick gets called a SovCit. Dr. Orly may get published in English, but she can't spell English. And last but not least, Dr. Orly takes on the role of creepy psycho stalker.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 17-19 March 2012

In today's dispatches, Chief Editor Korir discovers the Bomford BC. Convicted forger and felon Lucas Smith is missing, and Amber wants to find him. KKK apologist Mark McGrew writes a love letter for Carl Swensson.

In a choice between Dr. Orly and Not Sure, Not Sure is the GOP choice. Joe Arpaio is upset that the media isn't taking Jerome Corsi or his lies seriously. World Nut Daily's pet pollsters comes up with another unverifiable poll.

Pam Barnett and the California 7 busk the courtroom corners for that sweet, sweet birther bucks. Dr. Orly seems to be following Dr. Kate's lead into paranoid conspiracy land. Renew America can't figure out why the media isn't taking the Corsi and Arpaio muppet show seriously.

Philip Berg isn't done yet (what a surprise). And Dr. Orly gets a prize endorsement from someone who's even more crazy and delusional than she is.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 10-12 March 2012

In today's dispatches, the media starts to turn over the rock that Stephen Pidgeon lives under. Arpaio shows that he's more than willing to repeat Corsi's lies to another Corsi shill. Rudy continues his trip to crazy town, and Dr.Kate is waiting at the station for him.

World Nut Daily and their "Western Center for 'Journalism'" continue to throw a fit over the media's refusal to take Corsi's Arizona muppet show seriously. Dr. Kate isn't the only birther giving into paranoia, since Dr. Orly is swimming in Lake Bugshit herself. Which goes well with her continued calls for insurrection. Unlicensed Pastoral Therapist Sam Sewell finds a fellow Mensa member who's just as koo-koo for cocoa puffs as he is.

The birtherstani continue to make out with Andrew Breitbart's corpse. Dr. Orly is upset at the California GOP for DARING to endorse someone other than Dr. Orly. Meanwhile she's trying to seduce Arpaio away from Corsi. One of Flordia's congress critters plays flirty birther games. And the South shows it's no home for sane Republicans.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 3-6 March 2012

My apologizes for the delay. Part of it was that "Bad Fiction" has been hit hard of late by a spam attack, which forced me to do something I didn't want to do - put the comments on moderation.

And part of it was that, in the wake of Arizona Muppet Show with Arpaio the stooge and Zullo the chicken, the level of rhetoric in birtherstan has taken a real strong turn for the violently ugly and nasty.

The birtherstani masks are starting to slip. Expect things to get worse over the next nine months.

Anyway, we have death threats against the President. Naked racism. The media ignoring Arpaio and the birthers getting seriously bent out of shape about it. Dr. Orly wants gallows for anyone she doesn't like or who dares to tell her no. And wants their families harassed in the process.

Dr. Orly has taken to threatening judicial officials. Lawrence Sellin pops up in a new location, but with the same old sedition. Alaska tells Gordon Epperly to go away. Cody Judy shows us the level of professional concern Dr. Orly shows her clients. Van Irion shows the level of professional research he owes the courts. Carl Swensson tries to threaten his way to success.

We have extra special sedition at Dr. Orly's house o' malware. A poll showing some interesting birther demographics. Michael Zullo shows his true colors, namely yellow. Geir Smith is still crazy, while Ann Barnhardt is simply evil.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 2 March 2012

Today's dispatches are pretty much the continuing fallout from Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi's Muppet show with Joe Arpaio yesterday. And not only does it look like muppet joe simply vomited forth what Corsi and World Nut Daily had already wrote, but neither of them bothered to factcheck any of their claims with anyone else.

Hopefully Joe Arpaio gave Corsi and Farrah a happy ending after they paid him for the "investigation". Outside of birtherstan, pretty much nobody, including conservatives, are buying Arpaio's claims. Hopefully he's made himself completely toxic as a result.

Also the plaintiffs in the Georgia Birther Ballot Jihad appeal hear a very familiar phrase and word.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 25-27 February 2012

In today's dispatches, Martha Trowbridge may have come up with the handy dandy all-purpose excuse for birthers confronted with facts and the like. Beware the power of OCTPAW!!. Miss Ticky is paranoid enough to think her fellow birthers are one of THEM. Van Irion's Tennessee case gets moved (and dinged for improper service.

The Sovereign Citizen movement gets ranked up there with other threats. SPLC and others take note of Gordon Warren Epperly's latest. Dr. Orly's fail parade in Indiana gets noticed. Meanwhle, Dr. Orly gets increasing abusive towards her fellow birtherstani for DARING to think THERE's anyone ELSE promoting their crap. The ex-mayor of Clovis, NM, wants people to ignore his birtherism.

It's suggested that Joe Arpaio's World Nut Daily-scripted news conference may just be a little biased. Cody Judy attempts to sue his want onto the Georgia ballot. Much like Romeo and Juliet or Bonnie and Clyde, Kerchner and Appuzo reunite to face legal rejection together.

Meanwhile, the tombs of Birtherstan open and the shambling form of Philip Berg returns to the scene. Scott Erlandson is trying to claim he's anything but what he really is - namely a cowardly liar. And Jablonski files a motion to dismiss with two whole pages of the birther fail bowl parade.