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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 29-30 January 2013

(Thanks to verbalobe for this one!)

In today's dispatches, Poodle-brained Therese Daniels is in a shooting mood. Birther Report gets upset at right-wing disrespect of the birtherstani. Dr. Orly is skating fast into conspiracy land, while Dr. Kate shows her allegiance to the all-knowing Lame Cherry.

Dr. Orly finds a SovCit group to try and hang off of, and shows a basic lack of mathematical understanding. Ever wonder what the birtherstani cost the US taxpayer?? One of Dr. Orly's cavity creeps posts a laughingly ironic comment.

Padawan Pauly submits version 2.0 of "flaming sexist bat-guano, the sequel" (Hint, he still has a problems with girl cooties). It doesn't look like Dr. Orly has many problem with KKK-like tactics. Mark Gillar whine and cries and throws a temper tantrum. And Geir Smith is just as insane as ever.

Please remember to sign the White House petition to mandate the Justice Department recover taxpayer money in birther lawsuits.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 15-16 January 2013

In today's dispatches, I apologize right at the start for the fact I get more than bit cranky with this one. Anyway, the Western Center for "Journalism" manages to disprove their own claim. Boy Defective Mike Zullo appears at a tea party event and doesn't say much.

Dr. Orly is a lying, scumsucking, evil, nasty, piece of human filth who has absolutely no problems with encouraging others towards violence. She has absolutely no regard for this country, the Constituion, the rule of law, the court system, or even basic human decency.

There is a petition to ask the DoJ to seek sanctions and fees against birther lawsuits. Please sign it.

We have anti-semites at Dr. Kate's cesspool, and Dr. Orly has absolutely NO problems dozing up to them.

And finally Padawan Pauly comes back into birtherstan, and he's codified his "Sacred Sperm of Citizenship" theory into a lawsuit that combines breathtaking arrogance with mind-numbing incoherence and incredible levels of insanity.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 12-14 January 2013

In today's dispatches, an extended whine from Ed Noonan. More on tazerbait. Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau thinks "vacation = birther win". Ann Barnhardt seems to be having well-deserved financial issues.

Gabe Zolna gets a new shirt in time for another smarmy video. Dr. Orly complains that the judge in her Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad case isn't moving fast enough, and then brags about filing Yet Another Pile of taitz. Meanwhile, Dr. Orly has absolutely no problems hanging around with anti-semites who think she's a zionist agent.

Birther Report has pretty much completely their transition to a white racist site. Carl Gallups claims he's got some groundbreaking new news any day now, no really, he does this time, honest. Dr. Orly plans a wordy protest on Inauguration Day. Lame Cherry is, well, Lame Cherry. Dr. Orly makes a petition, then throws a fit when it's bounced because she didn't follow the rules.

Colin Powell suggests the GOP and the far-right in the United States may be a bit racist. Birther Report proves his point. And the Supreme Court tells Montgomery Sibley "no".

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 10-11 January 2013

In today's dispatches, Gary Kreep makes the transition from a corrupt attorney to a possibly corrupt judge. You know, it's almost a shame that Dr. Orly and Judge Kreep hate each other so much, since he would make the perfect "one honest judge" for Dr. Orly's little jihad.

More conspiracy-mongering at World Nut Daily, while Joseph Farah whines over the fact that the right-wing prayer breakfast doesn't want to too much birther splashed on them. The birtherstani are still thrilled over Dr. Orly's upcoming loss in the Supreme Court.

Two entries in the "You're NOT helping" department. A Tennessee gun trainer makes responsible gun owners face-palm in sheer annoyance, while liberal talk show host Mike Malloy manages to make debunkers jobs that much more difficult. Pam Barnett delivers some taitz piles to elected officials.

"Conservative Treehouse" has some rather clueless members. Cody Judy whines to the Supreme Court. Dr. Orly is still trying to make Arpaio and Zullo do her bidding instead of Corsi's bidding.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 5-7 January 2013

In today's dispatches, Martha Trowbridge gives Sharon Rondeau a "I love you THIS much" award. Lawrence Sellin stirs from his home in Helsinki to call for a civil war in the United States. At least Larry Klayman still lives in the country he's calling for a revolt in. Meanwhile, the courts in Florida tell Klayman "no, you can't have rehearing, not yours.".

Dr. Orly manages to get proof that she did service the day AFTER her court appearance. Meanwhile, she goes off on a jihad against the US attorney's office by trying to prove he's not really representing anybody. That way she'll get a rehearing. And a pony. Something like that.

Dr. Conspiracy has a phone call with Dr. Orly. Both sides tell their version of the call. Of the two, I'd dare say Dr. Conspiracy's version is far closer to reality. More and more birthers jump on the "please oh please oh please save us John Roberts" bandwagon.

The Surprise! (AZ) Tea Party gets their very own boy defective. Dr. Orly gets a post-trial press conference video that suffers from the side effect of having an idiot for a videographer. Helen Tansey whines that all those nasty "Obots" are being MEAN to the birthers, a plight in which my heart bleeds purple peanut butter for her. And Dr. Orly gets a mad over the court reporter not bending over and going "yes ma'am" to her demands.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 1-2 January 2013

And the big news going into the New Year is Dr. Orly in a serious manic phase, sending as much crap to the court as humanely possible. And she seems to have reacted to the US Attorney noting her subpoenas aren't valid and haven't been properly served by doubling and tripling down, demanding a myriad of government officials drop everything and run out at once to her courtroom with every single thing she desires from them. And a pony.

As for the rest of birtherstan, Gabe Zolna continues to crank out the loony videos. Fitzpatrick fanboi Michael Lerman has a mad at the Orange County (CA) Board of Supervisors for not doing his bidding. Larry Klayman comes up with a brand new legal case to cite in Florida, or at least it would have been new if the defense hadn't already cited it. The "North American Law Center" follows birther tradition in sending out a whiney, demanding letter.

Larry Klayman whines at World Nut Daily, while WND's writer Erik Rush shows some serious looney tunes. "Birther Report" continues it's downward spiral. And Sibley gets a response from the defense on his dingbat cases.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 27-31 December 2012

In today's dispatches, 2012 draws to a close as Dr. Orly tries to find another venue. Montgomery Sibley has a tantrum. Dr. Kate shows her inner sociopath. Erik Rush can't seem to understand why the Conservative movement doesn't appeal to African-Americans. Voeltz v Obama v3.0 gets a defense response.

Dr. Orly and the human face rash see conspiracies under every bush. Rudy Davis is rapidly giving up all pretense of not being a racist asshat. Conservative "FactCheck" suspects they may have been a bit on the wrong side when it comes to President Obama's birth certificate. Joe Arpaio has no problems hanging around Neo-Confederates. Dan Lacey has a new painting out.

I don't think Dr. Orly could effect proper service if she tried. Larry Klayman whines some more. Jerome Corsi wants the birtherstani to dig deep. Joseph Farah can't seem to understand where his Tea Party Revolt went (and why aren't they buying his books?)

First they had fake grand juries. Then fake trials. Now the birthers have fake law enforcement agencies. Dr. Orly has a mad that the US Attorneys office is actually defending the President of the United States. The devolution of Birther Report into Stormfront v2.0 continues. Al Hendershot presents brand new information that exists only in the mind of "Butterdezillion" Dr. Orly is shocked that birthers aren't confirming the accuracy of their information, shorting out all available irony meters in a five-state area.

What if they had a revolt and nobody showed?? Christopher-Earl: Strunk© in esse takes a giant steaming wood pulp dump on the courts. More verbal spew from Mario Apuzzo. World Nut Daily has an endorsement from the coveted "cult church with questionable history" segment of the population. And Dr. Orly is spending a manic monday this New Years Eve.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 23-26 December 2012

In today's dispatches, Montgomery Sibley and Dr. Orly seem to be in a race for "most arrogant birther lawyer ever". Though Dr. Orly may still have the edge when it comes to sheer attention whoring. And when it comes to sheer levels of bat-guano insanity, neither can hold a candle to Christopher-Earl: Strunk © in esse.

Birther Report continues their quest to be "Stormfront Lite". Dr. Kate's cesspool is getting even more delusional as time goes on. A tea party group shows up with an awfully cozy relationship to the human face rash and the usual gang of idiots at World Nut Daily. "Political Outcast" seems to have a stock in trade when it comes to the combo of open racism and death threats, though Birther Report seems willing to ride their coattails.

Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump makes a 2012 "Worst of" list. Birther Report shows a level of maturity that could easily be matched by snotty Jr. High kids. Larry Klayman demands the judge reverse his stupid ruling in Florida and give him everything he demands. And a pony. And Dr. Orly gets a trio of responses in her Grinolds v Electoral College case.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 15-17 December 2012

In today's dispatches, Klayman screws up with local rules, and then tries to whine about it. Looks like the Justice Department and Arpaio couldn't come to a resolution after all. Dr. Orly spins like a top over the court rejection of Grinols v Electoral College.

Larry Klayman demands the electoral college be challenged by the GOP, just in case there's anyone else they haven't alienated. The Arizona GOP seems willing to get on board with that idea though. Carl Gallops seems to be reporting his wish fulfillment as fact. Dr. Orly may have a slight problem with numbers and donors, while whining that World Nut Daily gives other birthers coverage that should be HER rightful due.

Robert Quinn and Alan Caruba are still in the denial phase. Dr. Orly sends her cavity creeps out to harass people. Victoria Jackson shows us she's a nasty, evil, ugly-souled abomination. Dr. Orly whines that other birthers are getting money that should be HER rightful due. Rudy Davis comments that Fred Phelps is just too nice of a guy to be effective.

And, finally, despite Dr. Orly's threats, the Electoral College confirms the election results.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 11-12 December 2012

In today's dispatches….

Oh, hell with it. I only thought that Dr. Kate, Birther Report, and Lame Cherry were the middens of birtherstan. Sadly in the last 48 hours, I was proven wrong.

"Freedom Outpost" and "Godfather Politics" have just earned my undying contempt and have also contributed to my rapidly falling opinion of the human race as a whole. The commenters on those sites will not be happy until the US Government is overthrown, the Constitution is on fire, and President Obama (plus his entire family) is executed live on TV.

You think I'm joking? Gods I wish I was. This is one of those times I WISH someone was bankrolling me, because quite frankly, those damned sites have made me sick to my stomach.

We also have Lawrence Sellin's first post-election hissy fit, complete with questionable math. Dr. Orly wants Viscount Monckton to join her crazy train. Gabe Zolna is showing himself to be a racist paranoid nut. Dan Lacey comes up with a new painting sure to really piss off Dr. Orly.

The Western Center for "Journalism" seems to have no problems at all with racist commentary. Dr. Orly comes up with Yet Another Lawsuit. And a birthed-related lawsuit in Tampa is amazingly over the top for sheer insanity,