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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 8-11 May 2012

In today's dispatches, Rush Limbaugh flirts with the birthers again. Joe Arpaio has a tantrum over the Maricopa CCCP birther tell all and the Department of Justice. Corsi seems to have Breitbart on the brain.

Dr. Kate wants Joe Biden to conduct a coup against President Obama. Tracey Fine makes Dr. Orly a painfully awful campaign ad. GOP officials in one county take the "win or else" approach to political discourse.

Mara Zebest shows herself to once again be zeworst at image analysis. It doesn't take much to rile up Birther Report anymore. The Democratic Party is starting to show signs of playing hardball with the birthers, while the California Birther Ballot Jihad shows the emotional and legal skills of a spoiled toddler.

And last but not least, a birther ballot jihad in South Dakota sets a new record for dismissal.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 3-7 May 2012

In today's dispatches, Christopher-Earl™®© may have just found his hobby as a pre se litigant finally Martinized. Several GOP candidates in North Carolina are competing for the birther vote. World Nut Daily is upset that Al Sharpton made some rude comments about Corsi's Arizona boy toy.

The people at Birther Report are upset that they haven't had their military coup yet. Darren Huff finds out how long he may have to do without his plastic pal that's fun to be with. Some Arizona birthers and racists are upset that the Maricopa CCCP was co-opted by the Jerome Corsi dog and pony show.

One gets the feeling that the Mississippi Democratic Party is a tad bit annoyed at Dr. Orly, while the court tells her "you no can haz discovery, thx, bye." Which causes Dr. Orly to get not just screechy, but openly racist and screechy. Not to mention that if Mississippi doesn't let her do what she wants, she just might take her birther ballot jihad to another state!

Lawrence Sellin ends up at that all-american media outlet "Pravda OnLine". Dr. Orly shows herself to be Joe Arpaio's creepy stalker girl, actually taking over another Repubican's press conference to try and get Arpaio on Team Orly. Walter Fitzpatrick is back in court. Dr. Orly shows a complete irony deficit, not to mention a mad at World Nut Daily. And Lame Cherry continues to show the world a walking, talking example of the DSM-IV-R.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 28 April-2 May 2012

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly tries the patience of the State of Hawaii (not to mention the State of Reality). Once again, President Obama pokes fun at the birthers, once again the birthers fall for it. Old news is sent around again. Rudy's got a mad at the IRS, while Dr. Orly has a mad at Jerome Corsi.

Dr. Orly gets all death threaty again. Lax, Roth, and MacLeran are all told "you DO know your attorney can't represent you in Mississippi, right?? James Manning is off his meds again. Fox News pisses off the birtherstani by insisting on the real definition of "Natural Born Citizen" rather than the de Vattelist version.

In a new low in desperation, Dr. Orly manages to screw up a sock puppet. Miki Booth shows there's no level too low for her or her followers. Missouri deals with their own birther bill. SPLC comments on the Taitz/Corsi feud. "Lena" tries to spin her outing. Dr. Orly is thin-skinned, and suffers Yet Another Legal Loss.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 26-27 April 2012

In today's dispatches, Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi writes about an upcoming film that is just full of moldy oldie birther myths, provoking moldy oldie anti-semite Andy Martin to chime in. Dr. Orly throws a tantrum about her Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad getting moved to federal court. Dr. Kate warns the GOP that it better be Ron Paul or else!

World Nut Daily floats another idea to part the birthers from their money. They also try and spin Van Irion's smack down in Tennessee into a victory parade. Both the Mississippi Democratic Party and the Mississippi Secretary of State give their opinion about the pile of legal taitz Dr. Orly filed. Meanwhile, Dr. Orly threatens California state officials, and gets all paranoid and melodramatic.

Happy weekend people.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 14-18 April 2012

I'm on vacation this week, so things are a bit delayed.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, the little birtherpoolza that Rudy "Lonestar1776" is putting together is shaping up to be just chock full o' seditionist nuts. Including the pastor of Rudy's church. Dr. Orly decides to start subpoenaing people for her Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad, and THEN ask for permission from the judge. Which she's annoyed with already for not playing stepin' fetch it sufficiently for Dr. Orly's liking.

Ed Hale should stick to making up stories about bigfoot. Ann Barnhardt puts on a show that should borrow some props from a Gallagher concert. Van Irion finally manages to make proper service, and gets called out for his little tricks. Dr. Kate is projecting, (and still thinks that Lame Cherry is just peachy keen A-OK.)

World Nut Daily breathlessly reports that Rush Limbaugh can't seem to figure out his phone. Dr. Orly is upset that World Nut Daily isn't breathlessly reporting her usual loads of dingo droppings. Ted Nugent is insane. Larry Klayman wants his $hare of Birther$tani Buck$, and Dr. Orly goes "not $o fa$t". And Joe Arpaio is in increasingly hot water.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 10-13 April 2012

In today's dispatches, at least one claim that Obama is currently under arrest, (one supposes for the crime of "Presidenting While Black"). Certain members of Joe Arpaio's legal team now share a distinction with CEL3 - namely disbarrment. Rumours fly that the Maricopa CCCP is rehashing the Trowbridge claims.

The DoJ is getting annoyed with Arpaio. Neal Turner shows a racist and mean-spirited streak. Mario Apuzzo and Nicholas Purpura are told by the State of New Jersey the word "No". The State of Georgia tells Dr. Orly's sock puppet "No." The US District Court in Tennessee tells Van Irion "No." Charles Kerchner throws a tantrum over the word "No".

The Western Center for "Journalism" unleashes birther flying monkeys to harass elected officials. We have some birtherism from across the pond. Arizona teahaddists and Dr. Orly are upset that their unconstitutional petition is being ignored by that state's GOP leadership.

One of World Nut Daily and Western Center for "Journalism" sugar daddies is discovered. The California GOP may be trying to figure out how to keep from getting Taitz splattered all over them. One of Rick Santorum's sugar daddies makes an assassination joke. And Birther Report gets more and more vile.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 5-9 April 2012

Thank you for your patience, but I needed a few days away from my listening post near the borders of birtherstan. Family is far more important to me than these seditious self-important nut balls are.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, we have the usual GOP flirts at birthers, followed by the usual GOP trying to get the stink of birther off. Godfather Politics is fast becoming a complete and utter cesspool. Dr. Orly is upset that Corsi and friends are daring to go after the birther bucks she wants to go after.

Dr. Orly's buddy David Earl-Graef has a mad at Sen. John McCain, has does Dr. Kate and Dr. Orly. The Western Center for "Journalism" has an odd idea of "breaking news". Dr. Orly plans to show up for Rudy's down-south birtherpollza. Charles Kerchner has an odd idea about civilian control of the military.

Dr. Orly passes on Leah Lax's latest brainfart. Joe Arpaio seems to be noticing that the GOP isn't flocking to his birtherism like they do everything else. Carl Swennson posts an anti-semitic video.

And then, there's Lame Cherry. Gods help us all.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 3-4 April 2012

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly gets the coveted felon endorsement. Disgruntled PUMA Bettina Viviano's claims get traction at World Nut Daily, Corsi's cabin boy Joe Arpaio, and at a site called "Godfather Politics" that really really REALLY needs to be on the top of the Secret Service's watch list.

Though the sedition, hatred, and death threats at Godfather Politics didn't stop a Fox News Anchor from thinking it was just peachy keen to share on Twitter. And it looks like Joe Arpaio decided to go full metal birther as a way to explain away the fact that his office was jerking the Department of Justice around.

Dr. Orly is in creepy obsessive stalker mode (well, moreso than usual), with a particular hatred towards Philip Berg and anyone who dares force her to act like a real attorney rather than a nitrous-addled chinese crested dog. Dr. Kate is currently listening to the waters of Lake Conspiracy.

The PUMAs are starting to get dusted off by their friends in the far right. We have Obama as the result of an Illuminati breeding programme. The Georgia Supreme Court tells the birtherstani involved that that state's birther ballot jihad a very familiar word. Lawrence Sellin surfaces at Margaret Hemenway's old haunt. And the drums of sedition and treason grow ever louder in birtherstan.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 31 March - 2 April 2012

In today's dispatches, a press conference in Arizona, no press allowed,. However the teahaddists at the said conference seem willing to place Joe Arpaio in a position where he supersedes pesky things like the Constitution.

Dr. Kate tells the Lame Cherry-loving floaters back in her cesspool all about Arpaio's latest mound of Corsi droppings and Mike Zullo's latest from the Maricopa County Cold Case Posse (Maricopa CCCP). Disgruntled PUMA Bettina Viviano is once again all over birtherstan. And Walter Fitzpatrick is in trouble. Again.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 29-30 March 2012

In today's dispatches, Joe Arpaio is told "No, you can't have access to Selective Service Registration form, not yours". Meanwhile Arpaio is upset that the media isn't taking him seriously.

Dr. Orly calls on her cavity creeps to harass Arpaio in hopes of getting him to appear sans Corsi in Mississippi, (which could prove to be more entertaining than previously thought even without Arpaio). Meanwhile in Georgia, Carl Swensson threatens Rep. John Boehner (R - Loompaland)

Lame Cherry has crossed over to being just plain disgusting. And Tracy Fair wants pretty much the entire elections board of her state tossed out for daring to allow that uppity darkie on the ballot.