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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 4-5 April 2013

In today's dispatches, we have an update with Padawan Paul Guthries Sacred Sperm of Citizenship lawsuit. Rudy's Davis' church hosts an entire bowl of nuts. Dr. Orly sinks to a new professional low. Carl Gallups sets the bar low for the big Freedom Friday Q&A with Boy Defective Mike Zullo, except the birthers want to make sure no debunkers or other dissenters are allowed on to question Zullo's pronouncements.

The defense in Dr. Orly's electoral college case opposes her motion to recuse. Darren Huff ends up in an FBI podcast, CEL3 gives his current viewpoint on his former dental paramour.

Mike Zullo appears on Gallups show, much fluffing of junk occurs. If it could be summed up in six words, they would be "any day now, and send money". And Dr. Orly shows a complete lack of reading comprehension skills.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 19-20 February 2013

In today's dispatches, a motion to dismiss in Dr. Orly's Grinols v Everyone+Dog lawsuit. And it looks like the US attorneys office may have just done their homework, as the arguments are a condensed history of birther fail. The Supreme Court releases their decisions, and much to the surprise of nobody in the reality-based community, neither Dr. Orly or Montgomery Sibley got the ponies they wanted.

The failure to be given ponies, curiously enough, cause both Dr. Orly and Montgomery Sibley to release vast amounts of horseshit upon the world at large.

The comments section at Birther Report are their usual frothy mix of hatred, sedition, death threats, and racism as a result of the Supreme Court's decisions, while Dr. Orly tries to blame the decision on those dusky types she saw working for the Supreme Court as clerks. Dr. Orly gets another fail, as the court in Mississippi tells her no default for you! Yes, once again Dr. Orly proves to the world that the last time she got service right was with CEL3.

But wait, the fun continues as Dr. Orly tries to bring her bat guano crazy tripe to the international stage, begging the world to come rescue her from the scary black man. A birther tea party group wants to protect the winner of a legitimate election, causing a mass blowout in national irony meters. Rudy enlists the help of his cat. And Montgomery Sibley demands Congress call him, soon, please?

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 18-22 December 2012

In today's dispatches, World Nut Daily continues to suck on the birther pacifier. Gary Kreep lives up to his name. Replies in Wolf v Fundy, while Dr. Orly needs a geography lesson.

Dr. Orly gets all threaty towards the electoral college, the courts, and anyone else who she thinks looks at her cross-eyed. JB Williams and Stephen Pidgeon take a huge ol' hit off that Sovereign Citizen crack pipe. The Mississippi Secretary of State and the Mississippi Democratic party object to Grinolds' role as a Dr. Orly courtroom prop.

Crazy videos from Dr. Orly and Gabe Zolna. Dr. Orly demands that the House and Senate respect her authority and do her bidding AT ONCE! Lawrence Sellin comes up with a whole new call to treason. Birther Report continues to a festering cesspool.

Montgomey Silby is told "dismissed" and throws a tantrum. Larry Klayman is told "dismissed" and throws a tantrum. And Dr. Orly wouldn't know proper service if it came up and gnawed on her arm.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 29 November - 3 December 2012

My apologizes for missing last friday's updates. Reality strikes hard. It's been a busy weekend.

Anyway, things have also been busy in birtherstan. Montgomery Sibley is making a disbarred pest of himself. Cody Judy is delusional, and wants money, while George Miller has no problems supporting a convicted felon.. Dr. Orly's courtroom prowess is compared to certain primates. Meanwhile Dr. Orly pretends she's the Iraqi Information Minister and flatly denies any sanctions have taken place.

Various birtherstani and fellow travelers want to march on Washington DC, in a rally that could end up being measured in the tens of people if not the dozens. Various courtrooms need to spray for or set out gluetraps for de Vattelists. Rudy Davis continues to drop any pretense of being anything other than a racist nut job. Tracy Fair comes up with a website that looks like the offspring of a drunken night between MySpace and Angelfire.

Dr. Orly announces team-ups with birther attorneys with egos almost as large as hers. Obama Ballot Challenge goes the whiney letter route. Leah Lax bites the hand that litigates for her. "TechDude" gets the boot from a website so full of lies to begin with that they won't gain any credibility from his loss. Various Mississippi responses.

We have a brand new "any day now" video. Dr. Orly finds a new courtroom prop and wants to see the US Government overthrown.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 24-25 April 2012

In today's dispatches, motions filed against Dr. Orly's Indiana Birther Ballot Jihad. Robert Quinn has a mad at the Orly-proof Sen. Marco Rubio, Sen. Rubio has a police now. Snopes points out (again) that the birthers are a) lying and b) stealing from each other.

Dr. Orly has a mad that a California Republican group would DARE to endorse anyone but her, thereby giving up the all important "bat guano crazy dentist" demographic. Dr. Kate recommends her besets buddy in the whole wide world, insane racist Lame Cherry. Joseph Farah and his pornstar mustache has a fool-proof plan to defeat Obama, based upon the brand-new novel strategy of "send your money to World Nut Daily".

Larry Klayman claims to have discovery, reality goes "oh that's nice". Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi is starting to notice a critical lack of attention being given to his boy toy Joe Arpaio. The Mississippi Supreme Court takes Dr. Orly's birther ballot jihad in that state and tells the US District Court "tag, you're it!" John Dummet (pronounced "dim-bulb") tries to peddle his birther street cred and chops.

Anti-Semitic Internet Outhouse Andy Martin returns to birtherstan to announce his next Hawaiian vacation. Tony Perkins comes out of his mothers basement to shower birtherism all over the place. Lawrence Sellin is settlin' into his new home at Family Security Matters. And Gary Stein does a Lakin all over his USMC career.

Oh, and I respond to a persistant troll.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 7-9 March 2012

In today's dispatches, the rhetoric from the birthers continues to get ugly and threatening. Especially since it's starting to dawn on them that the Jerome Corsi Arizona Muppet Show isn't going anywhere.

Meanwhile, the birthers continue to try and recycle old and discarded ideas in hopes that they'll work this time. Charles Kerchner is acting the de Vattelist high priest towards Rick Santorum (google it). The Georgia primary comes and goes, Obama was indeed on the ballot, but that's not stopping Van Irion, whom seems to be following the Taitz guide to legal etiquette.

More birthers have lovely sit-down chats with the Secret Service. Dr. Orly comes up with a brand-new money making idea - selling videos of Dr. Orly in hot, steamy courtroom action. World Nut Daily and others are still upset the Corsi-sponsored dog and pony show didn't pan out. Ken Allen loses again, with the court shooting down one of the birthers favorite legal fictions.

Van Irion, Joseph Farah, and Carl Swensson all want their hands milking that $weet $weet Birther$tani ca$h cow. The National Review wants people to ignore their birther antics in the past and focus now on the damage the birthers are causing conservatives. Bed, made, lie. Arpaio's credibility may be circling the drain as a result of letting himself be Corsi's muppet.

Arizona tries to run two new shiny 2012 birther bills. The facts seem to be interfering with Corsi's narrative. One gets an idea that people in Mississippi are a tad annoyed with Dr. Orly. Dean Haskins Hawaiian case with Duncan Sunahara gets the traditional birther reply from the courts, while Dr. Orly tries to ride Haskins coattails. Some evidence that the "Cold Case Posse" may have not bee the most unbiased of "investigators". And the whole "Sovereign Citizen" movement gets scarier

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 8-10 October 2011

In today's dispatches, we have reports of dubious accuracy from the Birtherpoolza gang at the Value Voters Summit. Plus pictures detailing Holy Cao's interesting fashion sense.

Lucas Smith does another "Dear Penthouse Letters..." post, this time detailing the Dr. Orly / Charles E. Lincoln III tryst. Lil' Bunny Foo-Foo is now projectile trowing up. "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet announces he's running for President - and outs himself in the process.

Dr. Kate seems to be losing hope along with her marbles. Canada Free Press provides us with an anti-Obama rant full of racist goodies. Lame Cherry sees conspiracy in her future.

The Terry Lakin Action Fund seems to be upset that their favourite blue falcon wasn't feted at the Value Voters Summit. Daryn Moran has a new video out and it looks like his supposed trip to Washington DC was a disappointment. And someone seems to like me....

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 8-11 July 2011

In today's dispatches, looks like the birtherstani are starting to wake up from their torpor. Little Sammy Sewell piddles on the carpet over a locked to the public mass email from "Tea Party Nation". Convicted forger and felon Lucas Smith is out on parole and dining with familiar friends. Not to mention still trying to convince people his fake Kenyan birth certificate is, of course, real.

James Manning has a new idea - yet another fake trial, with Manning himself as the chief prosecutor. Don't know yet if they're going to draw the jury from the same pool of birther sites they used last time. Dean Haskins is promoting the hell out of his birther summit, billed as a meeting for all birthers (provided they kiss Dr. Orly's ring and believe exactly the same as he does that is.) Meanwhile, Walter Fitzpatrick thinks Haskins is focusing on the wrong issue.

Sellin has another seditionberry. Vallely's mythical CIA agents appear all over the place. Apuzzo has a new legal hemorrhoid to inflict on people. Looks like Sharon Rondeau has been birthing, lying, and being racist for a while now. Some of Dr. Kate's floaters want her to surf to the aid of Dr. Orly. WIlliam Lolli Lolli Lolli (get your nutjobs here) thinks Obama is using some super secret birther judo to foil the Republicans.

The Pest and eFail continues their whiney letter parade, with excursions into bad poetry and requests for law enforsement to overthrow the government, thanks. Ron Ewart has a bold new plan for the birthers - more lawsuits!! And Dr. Kate looks at the media and goes "well isn't that special......"

Dispatches from Birtherstan - for 14 June 2011

In today's dispatches, Lolli Lolli Lolli continues to spew bile bile bile at the Pest and eFail fail fail.

Meanwhile Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi blames the fact that the birthers ate up the Bomford Fake Keyan birth certificate on....are you ready......birther debunkers. Rather than, oh, I dunno, a group of credible fools willing to believe anything that supports their conspiracy theories. Meanwhile, "Birther Report" gets all hot and bothered about Corsi's attack on debunkers. Not surprising, since their lies get more traction if nobody challenges them.

The Pest and eFail publishes a "white paper" warning about the spread of Radical Mexican Muslims and calls for the United States to trash the Constitution, organize itself as a police state, and kick Guam, Samoa, and Puerto Rico out of the US clubhouse. And "Defend Our Freedoms" has some information that Corsi seems to have....overlooked somehow.

12 June - At the Pest and eFail, William Lolli (Lolli Lolli get your traitors there) joins the birtherstani choir of the dammedfools in calling the long form "proven-as-forged".

Well, yes. If you accept the claims of a man who also believes in Pyramid Power and Multi Dimensional Reality that is.

"Before the White House released the now-proven-as-forged Long Form Birth Certificate, many of us were warning the Birther Community and Constitutionalists that Obama & Company were about to ‘pull a fast one’ on the public, the mainstream media [MSM], and draw an ‘I dare you to cross me’ line in the sand to any who questioned the authority of The One."

Translation - "Wahhh! He might actually call our bluff and present facts and evidence!!!"

"The LFBC was released with a big media splash, the MSM certified it as a completely valid [wink-wink] document, the Corsi book was trashed as pulp-fiction, and Corsi himself was blacklisted by the MSM and Fox News as being unworthy of interviews."

Maybe because the long-form was valid, Corsi's book was pulp fiction, and Corsi dared to talk to nobody but other nutjobs and conspiracy cranks.

Funny thing that.

"Calls by citizens filing criminal complaints regarding the forged LFBC have fallen on deaf ears: Complaint filings with the FBI in Denver, San Diego, Washington, and elsewhere have evoked a non-response."

Because the FBI has better things to do than listen to a batch of conspiracy nuts.

"Citizens’ grand juries are ignored and mocked"

Yeah, that whole "lacking legal authority" thing does put a crimp in their plans.

"What is next is Orly Taitz’s upcoming deposition and subpoena of Hawaii Department of Health original typed records of the Obama LFBC on June 27 in Hawaii in connection with her case [Taitz v Astrue]"

You mean the invalid subpoenas that the DoH will more than likely ignore??

"So I am curious about what Orly will do when the DoH produces an offending remark or arrogant gesture at the deposition instead of the documents."

She'll scream and screech and suck down more of that sweet sweet nitrous.

"Even further, what will Judge Lamberth do when, by legal extension, the defiance of a court-ordered subpoena is a direct assault to his legal authority?"

Well, first we have to have Judge Lamberth actually ISSUE or have approved a court-ordered subpoena. If that's ignored, then your claim might be valid. Until the court actually issues subpoenas though......

"I suspect he will take his cue from the other federal district court judges and do nothing. It would not surprise me that these ‘good ol’ boys’ talk to each other about — and characterize — Taitz as a smarty-pants upstart."

No, I think they characterize her as a batshit insane dentist with an on-line law degree and no grasp of reality.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 17 May 2011

In today's dispatches, it looks like "harassing the family of a dead infant" in the order of the day in Birtherstan. CEL3 is whining that people are pointing out the truth about him. The Pest and eFail talks to Susan Daniels, who's upset over the fact she didn't get the answer from the Selective Service Administration she wanted.

William Lolli uses the Pest and eFail to dare suggest the radical notion that Muslims may not be so bad after all, which threatens his membership in the birther kool kids klub. Dr. Kate freaks out about the Illuminati.

I get the feeling "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" not only wants Obama in shackles, but singing hymns while picking cotton. And Jerome Corsi's book finally comes out, with World Nut Daily trying to pimp it, most media going "meh", and Media Matters pointing out Corsi's racist little helpers.

15 May - Yep. The birthers are going for the "certificate number taken from a dead infant" ploy. "Ladysforest" seems to be one of the sources of this, though she had help.

"The Post & Email did publish the companion article with my consent – The P&E was the third partner in the trip last July. "

O RLY??

"The Interrogator suggested that the article be released, and Sharon and I agreed, due to the leaks over the past month from the very few people with knowledge of our work, who had agreed to keep the information confidential. We agreed it would be best to have the simple truth be told."

By "simple truth" she means "crap we made up to try and smear Obama"

"You don’t jump the gun and release your plan of action because it is a delicate situation. A family tragedy is involved, albeit nearly fifty years ago. You don’t run your mouth when you are trying every legal and morally correct avenue to obtain information that is potentially very well guarded."

So knowing the birthers, they're trying to justify harassment of dead child's family.