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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 19-20 March 2013

In today's dispatches, the attorneys for Esquire take a shot at Larry Klayman. Tom MacLeran tells the people at CPAC "I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!! (call me? please?) The Surprise! (AZ) Tea Party comes up with a brand new, can't fail idea - WHINEY LETTERS! Carl Gallups plays the "I have very big important news! Only I can't share it, but trust me, it's VERY BIG NEWS" card again.

For someone who claims I'm posting under a host of names, Noel Lawler / Yoel Lawlor seems to be quite happy to rack up more aliases. Pity the content is a broken record of lies. Judge England tells Dr. Orly in Very Simple Words how she messed up again. Lame Cherry asks "Joseph and Jerome, where art thou?" Rudy Davis is upset at anyone on the right who doesn't want to get the stink of birther on themselves.

Mark Gillar gives the birthers a whole new stupid idea. And we have a Glorious Peoples Victory for Birtherstan, as Linda Jordan only has to cough up a quarter of what she was originally billed!

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 14-15 March 2013

In today's dispatches, Pat Boone takes a swan dive into lake paranoia. My fanboi at Dr. Orly's continues to get it wrong. California officials find someone with fake ID, birthers think This Means Something. What, even they aren't clear on.

But the real fun comes from CPAC, where Dr. Orly drops 1k to make herself seem important. The comic duo of Mike Zullo, Boy Defective, and his faithful steed Carl Gallups, try to make themselves seem important at CPAC as well. Meanwhile, a panel intended to show people that CPAC and the Tea Party aren't REALLY racist or sexist doesn't exactly go as planned…..

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 9-11 March 2013

In today's dispatches, violent threats against debunkers by Al Hendershot. Larry Klayman is deep into the waters of Lake Delusion. Pat Boone lives in a fantasy world. George Miller grouses about a birther bill that was perfectly fine in 2011 and 2012. Far-right screeching about John Brennan swearing upon the Constitution.

Whiney letters that Rand Paul isn't as crazy as the birthers want him to be. And Dr. Orly gets told "no" yet again.

Last but not least, I seem to have a fanboi named "Yoel" or "Anon" over at Dr. Orly's. It's rather amusing to watch.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 5-8 March 2013

In today's dispatches, Gabe Zolna makes a smarmy reappearance. Larry Klayman falls to new lows. We have dueling nut cases, "Doc Vega" makes another appearance. Carl Gallups finally confirms the Zullo/Gallups road trip. The inmates at Birther Report seem bound and determined to rile each other up into new and impressive levels of racism, sedition, and death threats.

Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump also plans to attend CPAC, causing Zullo and Gallups to more than likely have to change their underwear with glee. Dr. Orly goes to Capitol Hill, and can't manage to get service right there either. However, this seems to thrill some of the mouth-breathers at Birther Report. Others aren't as fawning.

We hear from Hawaiian far-right birther George Peabody, trying to kiss up to the mainlanders. Godfather Politics shows an amazing lack of regard for silly things like "facts". And Carl Gallups fawns all over Richard Sanders, who is quite a bit careful with his words as Gallups is oleaginous with his.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 5-6 February 2013

In today's dispatches, Lawrence Sellin is still a steaming pantload of treason. Missouri State Rep (and speaker of the Missouri State House) Tim Jones seems to be trying to walk back his time as one of Dr. Orly's courtroom props, and the birtherstani are ticked at his apostasy. Tribble life-support unit Donald Trump is upset that people are still calling him out for being a birther.

Al Hendershot is still trying to put two and two together to come up with avocado, which doesn't stop Dr. Orly from playing leech on his buttocks. George Miller shows the world why "gullible" = "Birther", as do the commenters at Weekly World News. Padawan Pauly is trumpeting his second attempt to get booted out of the courtroom. Professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau once again checks under the seat cushions for conspiracy.

Former PUMA Helen Tansey allows Linda Jordan to whine on her show. And disbarred attorney Mongomery Sibley comes up with what can only be called a "judicial worm".

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 23-26 December 2012

In today's dispatches, Montgomery Sibley and Dr. Orly seem to be in a race for "most arrogant birther lawyer ever". Though Dr. Orly may still have the edge when it comes to sheer attention whoring. And when it comes to sheer levels of bat-guano insanity, neither can hold a candle to Christopher-Earl: Strunk © in esse.

Birther Report continues their quest to be "Stormfront Lite". Dr. Kate's cesspool is getting even more delusional as time goes on. A tea party group shows up with an awfully cozy relationship to the human face rash and the usual gang of idiots at World Nut Daily. "Political Outcast" seems to have a stock in trade when it comes to the combo of open racism and death threats, though Birther Report seems willing to ride their coattails.

Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump makes a 2012 "Worst of" list. Birther Report shows a level of maturity that could easily be matched by snotty Jr. High kids. Larry Klayman demands the judge reverse his stupid ruling in Florida and give him everything he demands. And a pony. And Dr. Orly gets a trio of responses in her Grinolds v Electoral College case.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 27-28 November 2012

It's become fairly obvious right now that the birther meme of the day is "election fraud". Not surprising, as they were setting that one up for a long, long time now. Anything to deny the very notion that the majority of voters selected President Barack Obama not just once, but twice. More than that, more people voted for Barack Obama for a second term than voted for George W Bush for his second term.

However, since many of the birthers have been in their own thought-proof echo chambers since 2008, it's not overly surprising that they can't figure this out. And since they're already addled by conspiracy theories, adding one more to the horse manure frittata they so lovingly consume isn't overly difficult. So right now they're all on board this myth, which will eventually do what every other birther myth has done, and sink into the Sewage Pond of Broken Dreams.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, we have Conservative "Fact" "Check". which seems to do anything but. However, there's a familiar name there…..

Dr. Orly has to break out the check book again, and threatens the media. Failed scientologist Sher Zieve shows up again. The tribble mobility scooter's children try to go "no dad, stop, you're embarrassing us." George Miller is getting ever more whiny and screechy of late.

Larry Klayman asks the court for more time, because it seems he was too busy carrying Joseph Farah's water. One of Dr. Orly's courtroom props cozies up to Walter Fitzpatrick, who is exploring the high seas of the Paranoia Ocean. And Dr. Orly is TIRED and needs MORE courtroom props.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 6-7 November 2012

In today's dispatches, the birtherstani go into election day pull of pep and vim and vigor, certain that their "any day now" has finally arrives, and that Mitt Romney all arrive on his white horse and save them all from the horrors of having that scary black guy as President again.

As we well know, the birthers are quite used to disappointment by now.

Dr. Orly's Kansas Birther Ballot Jihad case is dismissed. Sharon Meroni wants to kick the votes of senior citizens to the curb. A flight of birther fantasy. Walter Fitzpatrick is trying to get the birtherstani to pay attention to him. PUMA Pac gets their kitty treats out and sits down to a delightful night of watching that uppity man who defeated Dear Hillary and Saint Sarah Moosekiller get his just reward.

Meanwhile, in the Reality-Based community, the United States re-elects Barack Obama for a second term as president.

This goes has well as can be expected among the birtherstani. The pimple on the undead ferret's butt screams bloody murder. Dr. Orly tries to rally the birtherstani faithful before clutching her pearls and weeping over the horror of it all. Joseph Farah needs a little cheese with his whine. George Miller is looking forward to the destruction of the United States and the upcoming revolution, as do the inmates at Birther Report.

A couple of Dr. Orly's plaintiffs need to find a new line of work. Dr. Kate has a meltdown, the floaters in her septic tank are in shock. And Ulsterman hears from his breakfast cereal about the election.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 1-2 November 2012

In today's dispatches, Larry Klayman gets fact-checked. There is a motion for judgement in Dr. Orly's Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad case, while her Indiana jihad comes to and end and the courts in California tell her to break the checkbook out.

We find out the mad geniuses behind the fame "birth film". The scamps at Birther Report are getting ever more rambunctious. Donald Trump continues to pathetically scream "look at me, look at me, look at ME!!"

And finally, the usual gang of idiots manage to play both poor grades and the affirmative action card about President Obama's college days.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 27-31 October 2012

In today's dispatches, President Obama makes fun of the birthers. The birthers respond by showing why people make fun of them. More about the birther rental cars, including the fact the owner is a known liar. The person behind the silly "birth film" may be uncovered, while Joel Gilbert is getting upset that his sugar daddy may be uncovered as well.

President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and the Obama campaign respond though attorneys to Dr. Orly's Mississippi claims. Viscount Monckton continues to play birther while insisting he's not a birther, with the level of credibility you would expect from him. Paranoia, lies. and racism? It must be Birther Report. Larry Klayman has his own Fantasy Tiddlywinks League meeting, with the expected (and more than likely pre-determined) results.

Tribble Mobility Scooter and Romney surrogate Donald Trump shows that Hurricane Sandy is no match for the hot air coming from his pinhole. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney rebrands his campaign. Or at least tries to pretend he's not campaigning when he is. Some does another "hanging Obama" and gets the expected visit from the Secret Service.

John Dummett and Gary Kreep are handed another birther loss in court. Dr. Orly finds a new "expert" who isn't. Oh, and he's still upset by her last trip to Mississippi. The judge in the birther civil war is getting cranky. And Dr. Orly's rent-a-plaintiff Henry Tisdale is just looking to buy or rent an honest judge.