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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 10-12 March 2012

In today's dispatches, the media starts to turn over the rock that Stephen Pidgeon lives under. Arpaio shows that he's more than willing to repeat Corsi's lies to another Corsi shill. Rudy continues his trip to crazy town, and Dr.Kate is waiting at the station for him.

World Nut Daily and their "Western Center for 'Journalism'" continue to throw a fit over the media's refusal to take Corsi's Arizona muppet show seriously. Dr. Kate isn't the only birther giving into paranoia, since Dr. Orly is swimming in Lake Bugshit herself. Which goes well with her continued calls for insurrection. Unlicensed Pastoral Therapist Sam Sewell finds a fellow Mensa member who's just as koo-koo for cocoa puffs as he is.

The birtherstani continue to make out with Andrew Breitbart's corpse. Dr. Orly is upset at the California GOP for DARING to endorse someone other than Dr. Orly. Meanwhile she's trying to seduce Arpaio away from Corsi. One of Flordia's congress critters plays flirty birther games. And the South shows it's no home for sane Republicans.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 21-22 February 2012

In today's dispatches, the Pest and eFail reports that the Supreme Court will discuss the tea party / birther case "Purpura v Sebelius". The Supreme Court seems to have a different idea. Cody Judy commits explosive legal diarrhoea within the Georgia court system.

David Farrar seems to have no problems with Dr. Orly's continuing insanity. And it looks like his pro se activity is just as a placeholder for Dr. Orly to take the case over again if/when it hits the Supreme Court. Deadbeat dad Larry Klayman wants a revolt against the government (again) to support his crusade against the President.

Former Sen. Alan Simpson suggests the birthers make his oatmeal hit the wall. Dean Haskins tells the world that Birtherpoolza is in an indefinite parking orbit. Dr. Orly gears up to see if her birther ballot jihad plays has well in Indiana as it did in Georgia. Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau may want to double check the adjectives she uses at times. Joe Arpaio claims to be doing President Obama a favor.

Dr. Orly continues to be a huge attention whore. We have video of Kerchner's lack of press conference. A birther ducks out on a debate. Dr. Orly threatens local GOP groups. Carl Swensson needs to remember to keep quiet when using sock puppets. Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump endorses Governor Flipper.

And Padawan Pauly's buddy Gordon Warren Epperly does his own ballot jihad, which is primarily based upon Epperly's dismay that someone of dusky hue is actually considered to be a citizen!

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 28-30 January 2012

In today's dispatches, John Dummett and Van Irion try to do the "We won! We won!" dance around a party that hasn't existed in 112 years. Someone gets arrested for threatening Joe Arpaio over his birther flirty games, while Dr. Orly denounces Arpaio for giving the same credibility to her subpoenas that President Obama did.

Walter Fitzpatrick marks another trip around the sun. More media fall out from the Georgia Birther Ballot Jihad hearing. Several sources note that Dr. Orly may have been just a little bit legally dishonest in Hawaii. The Southern Legal Resource Center tries to cover up the fact that one of their board of directors just happens to be a birther attorney.

Sharon Rondeau and the Pest and eFail are still Gulag Bound, and she's got some new sources about Obama that I suspect are part of a balanced breakfast. Oh, and she seems to have pissed off their hosting company, so she wants birther bucks.

We have transcripts of the Georgia Birther Ballot Jihad hearing, along with the birtherpoolza spin on the hearing (short version, "Dr. Orly is an idiot and is making the birthers look bad") And Donald Trump may throw his undead weasel into the ring.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 3-4 January 2012

In today's dispatches, "Politics Today" recycles parody. Two year in reviews from funny people. Lawrence Sellin tries to tell elected officials "ignore the facts and the law, just keep that scary black man off the ballot or else!!"

There's birtherism, and then there's REALLY crazy conspiracy theories. Some decisions in the upcoming Georgia Birther Ballot Jihad, including one that has become the latest Great White Hope to the birtherstani.

Birther elected officials in New Hampshire throw a mini-fit, and the result in the reality-based community is "meh". Dr. Orly shows her lack of legal understanding again. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi wants people to stop talking smack about his hunky sheriff - or at least keep their nose out of his abuses in office.

A motion to dismiss is filed in the Alabama Birther Ballot Jihad. And Lame Cherry seems to be either completely off the meds, or throwing in the towel. Or both.

Over the last four days I've had a few more people donate to my tip jar.

Quite honestly I'm humbled to know my writing is valued like that.

I was reluctant to put the tip jar up or comment on it, since the last thing I wanted to do was follow the birthers lead in constantly hitting up their followers for donations. It is not my intention to ever hit up my readers for money or do fundraising drives. If you want to, throw some money in. If you don't want to, enjoy the blog anyway.

Thanks to those who did donate though. As I said, it's a humbling experience.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 31 December 2011 - 2 January 2012

In today's dispatches, happy new year and yes, the birthers are set to make 2012 as special as they have 2008 though 2011. Maybe even more so.

What a surprise, Dr. Kate lies AND spirals the drain. Thomas MacLeran has conversations with his cat. The Super Duper all praise de Vattel's holy name PAC gets all moist and excited over J. Mark Hatfield's demand to take depositions.

We have some examples of a minority making problems for the majority. An assortment of presidential death threats. Martha Trowbridge slips Mario Apuzzo some tongue action. The birtherstani 2% of New Hampshire's House of Representatives is upset over having been hold "no".

Dr. Orly wants the New Hampshire GOP to come throw out all those nasty people who told her "no". Oh, and she still wants money. No Sense Nancy continues show her love for family. Dr. Orly wants the "expert" opinion of Polland/Polarik. Reality Check Radio challenges the de Vallelists.

Tribble Mobility Scooter Donald Trump is one step closer to losing the 2012 presidential race. And at least jail is doing well for Walter Fitzpatrick's health.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 20-23 December 2011

In today's dispatches, Jules Manson got a talking-to by the Secret Service. Dr. Orly demands judges take note of her Keyes/Barnett v Obama case the day before said case is kicked to the curb by the appeals court. Looks like Walter Fitzpatrick sent on the papers he stole from Monroe County to a certain sedition-minded harpist.

Connerat v Obama gets kicked to the curb in Florida. Dean Haskins and Dr. Orly compete to see who can sink to the bottom of the sewer faster. Tribble fetishist Donald Trump hints at stealing the nutcase vote from the GOP. Some birthers are just waiting for the "n**ger necktie" approach to politics.

Lawrence Sellin continues projecting his own hatred, racism, and paranoia on his opponents. Van Irion doesn't want any Orly splashing on his de Vattelist birther ballot jihad case. And professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau shows her knowledge of theology is just as narrow and fake as her knowledge of civics, the law, or the Constitution.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 15-16 December 2011

(Thanks to verbalobe for this one!)

In today's dispatches, Helen Tansey seems to have some problems with the "silly" 14th Amendment. Oh, and she wants her birther bucks in precious metals too. Anderson Cooper razzes World Nut Daily for flying over a closed (and apparently empty) stadium.

Walter Fitzpatrick seems to be having health issues, which would be treated better I suspect if he would go to the VA and quit getting his happy ass arrested. Still, hope he gets the proper medical assistance. Dr. Orly seems to think that being an anti-semite is just fine and dandy if they're also against Obama as well.

Joe Arpaio has some legal problems it seems, so swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi blames Obama for them. With some pretty rabid comments getting though World Nut Daily's censorship. Dr. Orly and Donald Trump make a political list. And Thomas MacLeran continues to see threats in his breakfast cereal while wishing death on anything he doesn't like.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 13-14 December 2011

In today's dispatches, Arizona's birther bill may get shocked back to shambling unlike for a third time. Dr. Orly starts to aggressively court plaintiffs for her ballot jihads, including a conspiracy nutter for one and a convicted rapist for another.

The "Chicago Liberal Examiner" publishes some of the letters she got from the charming, polite birtherstani. Thomas MacLeran shows delusions of adequacy and has decided he's going to be the grand general of the upcoming coup himself. Dr. Orly downloads a pre-signed subpoena form and sends off a raft of special subpoenas that have the birtherstani peeing on the carpet in delight.

Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi is upset that the birthers favorite tribble mobility scooter won't pony up some TrumpBucks to help the cause. And Ed Hale tries to get the court - or Berg - to dismiss Linda Starr due to illness.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 3-5 December 2011

In today's dispatches, Walter Fitzpatrick is released from jail. We have the return of the birther bill. Thomas MacLeran seems to have a fetish for something with a hair trigger.

Joe Arapaio needs to spend time investigating real crimes. Martha Trowbridge takes a break from Malcolm X fantasies to chant "….any day now…." Fitzpatrick shows jail didn't help his paranoia any. We have video of Dr. Orly making a fool of herself in Hawaii.

Holy Cao finishes the terms of her probation. The Pest and eFail openly goes "sedition? treason? military coups? insurrection? HELL YES!!!" New Jersey may get it's own ballot challenge. Dr. Orly finds someone to support that may just be love at first sight.

Tribble life-support unit Donald Trump is still playing birther games. And the State of Hawaii tells Dr. Orly something she never likes to hear.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 25-28 October 2011

Apologizes for no updates on Wednesday, but I had the chance to spend some family time.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, Charles Dyer seems to be having some attorney problems, and hasn't figured out his fellow "oathkeepers" don't want anything to do with him. Speaking of oafkeepers, pink plastic phallus owner/operator Darren Huff toodles his ugly truck to the courthouse to find out the verdict of his case. Hope he had someone to drive it home.

Dr. Orly goes "screw Jerome Corsi, I'm gonna grab me some hot sheriff Joe action!", much to Corsi's dismay. Meanwhile she asks an appeal to her appeal in Washington DC, and lets hope her Hawaii tickets for the 21 of November were non-refundable. "Martha Trowbridge" builds a conspiracy about Malcolm X's specs.

John Dummett becomes the birtherstani's latest great white hope, with not one but two lawsuits. Curiously enough, neither are in his home state of California, with a federal one in Arizona and a state one in Tennessee. However, the lawsuits are such that there's not enough nitrous for Dr. Orly to touch them.

Rick Perry plays birther flirty games, which causes some in the GOP to say "knock it off, you're making us look stupid." Joseph Farah is also upset at Rowe and willing to throw GW Bush to the lions in the process. Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump remains in birtherstan. Lawrence Sellin is upset that Karl Rowe is actually speaking the truth about the birthers. Dr. Orly plans to lose to Sen. Diane Feinstein in 2012.

Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau is trying to say "see, Lucas Smith's Kenyan birth certificate is real, honest, no, really!" And Thomas MacLeran continues to daydream about winning the presidency.