In today's dispatches, Pat Boone takes a swan dive into lake paranoia. My fanboi at Dr. Orly's continues to get it wrong. California officials find someone with fake ID, birthers think This Means Something. What, even they aren't clear on.
But the real fun comes from CPAC, where Dr. Orly drops 1k to make herself seem important. The comic duo of Mike Zullo, Boy Defective, and his faithful steed Carl Gallups, try to make themselves seem important at CPAC as well. Meanwhile, a panel intended to show people that CPAC and the Tea Party aren't REALLY racist or sexist doesn't exactly go as planned…..