In today's dispatches…..oh hell. The only real thing of note is that the Birtherstani Civil Wars have erupted again, pitting Lord High Executioner Mike Zullo and his supporters against The Nitrous Queen herself, in a cage battle to determine who's the biggest attention whore.
Also, Brian Reilly claims that the Maricopa County Sheriffs Office was bankrolling the Maricopa CCCP, though not nearly to the level that Brian Reilly wanted them to. Your taxpayer dollars at work. Gabe Zolna rehashes his creepy bondage and snuff fetish. Lame Cherry is creepier than usual. Jay Carney makes a birther joke, the birthers get annoyed. Dr. Orly thinks she can get a press pass for the White House sometime this century.
We have a new loon in Birtherstan. And Dr. Orly gets all threatening and demanding. Again.