At the intersection of bad movies and questionable politics, of horrid acting and insane conspiracies, lie Bad Fiction, the writings and rants of a 40-something screaming moderate with a taste for B movies.
In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly gets the coveted felon endorsement. Disgruntled PUMA Bettina Viviano's claims get traction at World Nut Daily, Corsi's cabin boy Joe Arpaio, and at a site called "Godfather Politics" that really really REALLY needs to be on the top of the Secret Service's watch list.
Though the sedition, hatred, and death threats at Godfather Politics didn't stop a Fox News Anchor from thinking it was just peachy keen to share on Twitter. And it looks like Joe Arpaio decided to go full metal birther as a way to explain away the fact that his office was jerking the Department of Justice around.
Dr. Orly is in creepy obsessive stalker mode (well, moreso than usual), with a particular hatred towards Philip Berg and anyone who dares force her to act like a real attorney rather than a nitrous-addled chinese crested dog. Dr. Kate is currently listening to the waters of Lake Conspiracy.
The PUMAs are starting to get dusted off by their friends in the far right. We have Obama as the result of an Illuminati breeding programme. The Georgia Supreme Court tells the birtherstani involved that that state's birther ballot jihad a very familiar word. Lawrence Sellin surfaces at Margaret Hemenway's old haunt. And the drums of sedition and treason grow ever louder in birtherstan.
In today's dispatches, Charles Kerchner tries - another ad! Some evidence of pre-2008 protobirthers. Dr. Orly wants to seduce Rep. Stearns to the birtherstani side of the force.
Berg's undead case gets a motion to dismiss. Dr. Orly pole vaults over the wall of legal sanity. Some birthers are upset at the GOP for not completely boarding the crazy train. The people in the Georgia Birther Ballot jihad are told "no" again, while the SoS for that state certifies the results of the primary.
Some birthers question why they should pay for the Pest and eFail. And Leo Donofrio folds and goes home. Again.
I *think* I've fixed the commenting section. Maybe. Hopefully.
In today's dispatches, the Pest and eFail continues their proud tradition of whiney letters. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi comes up with two separate World Nut Daily articles where the title doesn't match what is actually said in the article. Almost as if he's, oh, I dunno, lying.
Dr. Kate wants a Sheriff to come and arrest the scary black man. "Loren" uncovers evidence from the Dawn of Birtherism. Rep. Allan West, long the darling of the birtherstani, takes a massive fall from birther grace when he blames Lakin's troubles on....wait for it....the birtherstani. Which results in a massive hissy fit against West.
Dr. Orly gets told off by a real attorney, which is cause enough to send her cavity creeps and assorted minions off to harass the woman in question. Joseph Farah manages to godwin himself AND show a lack of historical knowledge to boot. Oh, and comes up with a new warning device for drivers as well.
21 June - The latest whiney letter at the Pest and eFail, this one claiming that the Congressional Research Service memos are relying too much on things like "facts" and "information" and "legal history" and the "Constitution", rather than saying what the birthers want to hear.
"I’d written you a few weeks ago but it may have been “lost in the shuffle.” Since that time I’ve done my own private poll of a sampling of three percent of current Congressmen and find an appalling lack of knowledge of our “elected officials” as to the requirements for Presidential eligibility. "
In other words, the Members of Congress didn't say what you wanted to hear.
"I’d also suggest a Congressional investigation as to the genesis and authorship of both Memos as they are a serious waste of tax money AND are clearly politically biased which should not be the province of an “unbiased” Congressional service. "
Am I the only one who finds it funny that a birther is calling CRS biased because it's not giving THEIR biases and lies any credibility??
"You are being lied to big time!! And it makes you look incredibly foolish, inept, and ignorant or stupid in the eyes of the voters."
There's someone here looking incredibly foolish, inept, and ignorant or stupid. But it's not Congress......
In today's dispatches, I have two additions to my "mythbusting" page, and I do some writing about the latest birther "Great White Hope", Douglas Vogt.
The Pest and eFail continue their tradition of whiney and abusive letters to elected officials. Corsi sends a complaint to the FBI, pity he can't find a better source.
The Daily Beast writes about why the birthers keep coming back, and Dr. Kate goes off on a rant about teh ebil of sociologists.
First I'd like to take a bit of time and address what seems to be the Birther's latest "Great White Hope", that of Douglas Vogt and his so-called "research"
Now the claim to fame that Vogt has is that he runs a company that sells scanners and scanner software. Somehow the idea that this makes him a forensic document expert has taken root with the birthers. It would be much like someone who sells cars calling themselves an automotive engineering expert.
Dr. Conspiracy addresses and does a take-apart of Douglas Vogt's research here. However, I'd like to point out Vogt's other work. You see, he also runs a book publishing company called "Vector Associates". And he doesn't just publish, he writes books too! For example, his book on "Multidimensional Reality":
"This historically important philosophy of science books is the first in history to theorize the Universe is the product of information. The first information theory of existence. explains many of the hardest phenomena in the Universe such as: the causes of the ice ages, polar reversals, mass extinctions, gravity, light, pyramid energy, kirlian photography, psychic phenomena, and more. the Table of Contents is listed below. We offer free downloads in text format of the whole book.
The first information theory of existence. explains many of the hardest phenomena in the Universe such as: the causes of the ice ages, polar reversals, mass extinctions, gravity, light, pyramid energy, kirlian photography, psychic phenomena, and more!"
For the most part, our listening posts outside of birtherstani were picking up more of the same old swill. We had Franklin Graham's non-stated but obvious support for the tribble mobility scooter named Donald Trump. More of Anderson Cooper's interview with Trump, including Trump's statement on Obama's college records, and his belief Obama's long form birth certificate was missing or non-existent.
The Pest and eFail whines at Anderson Cooper, while also whining that Obama never released any of his records, like a birth certificate. The Independent of Arizona finds USCIS records for Obama, Sr. that mention his having a child born in Hawaii. And World Nut Daily whines that the State of Hawaii has "slammed the door" on people wanting their long form birth certificate. CNN talks with Gov. Jan Brewer, and Jesse Jackson points out that the birtherstani may be a bit racist.
Which was pretty much a normal day for birtherstan. Until the morning of 27 April, when a inbound Predator drone launched from Reality made a tactical strike on birtherstan, dropping a 10 megaton State of Hawaii Long-Form Birth Certificate, (complete with request and custody chain), upon the birtherstani.
The effect was immediate, with signs the birtherstani are separating into separate factions to deal with this strike. The de Vattelist brigade seems to be attracting the most followers, under the leadership of Joseph Farah's pornstar mustache as he tries to fall back and regroup. Meanwhile, a crackpot team of denial experts, accompanied by Dr. Orly, attempt to explain away the long form. Trump and others attempt to troll for Obama's college records next, while Trump tries to claim victory. The Teahaddists go "SCARY" "NOT A CITIZEN" "SCARY" "WAHHH! HILLARY!!"
Philip Berg climbs out from the Indonesian Citizenship bunker to try and rally the free-range PayPal donations to his side. The sane part of the GOP is desperately trying to catch the last train out of birtherstan. The Pest and eFail adds their spin, while Miki Booth has fainting spells over the idea that the doctor who delivered Obama may have touched her lady parts during delivery as well. Dr. Kate listens to the wisdom of the sewage ponds and tries to rally the de Vattelists. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi tries to pimp his now obsolete book. Lakin's groupies seem to recognize Obama as President enough to offer Lakin a pardon.
And finally, the Daily Kos points out the documentation that many of the birthers really want.
(PDF of White House Correspondence with State of Hawaii Department of Health here)
"When any citizen born in Hawaii requests their birth certificate, they receive exactly what the President received. In fact, the document posted on the campaign website is what Hawaiians use to get a driver’s license from the state and the document recognized by the Federal Government and the courts for all legal purposes. That’s because it is the birth certificate. This is not and should not be an open question.
The President believed the distraction over his birth certificate wasn’t good for the country. It may have been good politics and good TV, but it was bad for the American people and distracting from the many challenges we face as a country. Therefore, the President directed his counsel to review the legal authority for seeking access to the long form certificate and to request on that basis that the Hawaii State Department of Health make an exception to release a copy of his long form birth certificate. They granted that exception in part because of the tremendous volume of requests they had been getting.
At a time of great consequence for this country – when we should be debating how we win the future, reduce our deficit, deal with high gas prices, and bring stability to the Middle East, Washington, DC, was once again distracted by a fake issue. The President’s hope is that with this step, we can move on to debating the bigger issues that matter to the American people and the future of the country."
The certificate dovetails with the Nordyke certificates, and matches the information about hospital and doctor we already knew.
That being said, the only thing this will change is that the goal posts will be moved out of the parking lot and down the street.
White House Releases Obama's Long-Form Birth Certificate
The narrative from many birtherstani for over a year now is that it's a de-facto forgery or fake, since the State of Hawaii is supposed to be in on the conspiracy and that a long-form has been "aging" for a while. Expect "proof" from Polland/Polarik within 48 hours showing "forgery".
I will also note it says "Certificate of Live Birth" rather than "birth certificate", and they've been saying for months that a COLB is "worthless".
Others will just go de Vattelist and adopt the "two citizen parent" claim, or play with the Indonesian citizenship myth.
We'll also see people starting to adopt the college records demand, particularly in light of Trump's affirmative action comments/
Still others will see it as the President giving in to conspiracy nuts and ramp the crazy up a notch.
And some of Lakin's supporters will scream bloody murder and whine that Lakin was court-martialed for no reason.
The birtherstani have shown an amazing ability to ignore facts and evidence before. This changes nothing save the dialog and types of claims made.
A quick dispatches today (since I DO have a life and career outside of what the birtherstani are up to now, *laugh*)
Dr. Orly files an amended complaint with information that may be....well, illegal. And it looks like she got them from Greg Hollister of Hollister v 'Soetoro' infamy. Dr. Kate is getting more bitter and racist as the days continue. We have a parody that I KNOW some birther is going to believe anyway.
Theresa Cao has a spokesperson with ties to convicted forger and felon Lucas Smith. Michelle Bachmann starts out her presidential bid with some birtherstanis. and "One Pissed Off Vietnam Vet" needs to go back to debate school.
24 March - Dr. Orly submits a "First Amended Complaint" in her FOIA suit against the SSA. (malware and redirect warning)
"FIRST AMENDED COMPLAINT SUBMITTED TODAY IN DC. NEWLY UNCOVERED DOCUMENTS SHOW THAT OBAMA WAS DEFRAUDING THE NATION RE HIS COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY RECORDS, HE WAS THERE ONLY 9 MONTHS, MORE EVIDENCE OF SOCIAL SECURITY FRAUD BY OBAMA
Posted on | March 24, 2011"
Seems like more of the usual database dreck she babbles about, in addition to the use of another database system, National Student Clearinghouse. However, there's two pieces of "evidence" she submits thats......interesting
The first is a Selective Service confirmation letter to "Barack Hussein Obama", with a redacted address.
The second is a screen shot from the SSN verification system (SSNVS)
"I understand that the Social Security Administration (SSA) will validate the information I provide against the information in SSA's files.
I certify that:
* I understand that I may be subject to penalties if I submit fraudulent information.
* I understand that SSA may prevent me from using these services if SSA determines or suspects there has been misuse of the services.
* I am aware that any person who knowingly and willingly makes any representation to falsely obtain information from Social Security records and/or intends to deceive the Social Security Administration as to the true identity of an individual could be punished by a fine or imprisonment, or both.
* I am authorized to do business under this User ID.
By checking the box below you certify that you have read, understand and agree to the user certification of Business Services Online. "
So either Dr. Orly OR whoever got this for her has violated said agreement.
However, the first one is even more interesting, because it looks to be a letter that is supposed to be sent to the person who registered. Which makes me wonder how Dr. Orly got it. Particularly since misuse of that system is a federal offense....
In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly remains stubborn and defiant, much like an impacted wisdom tooth. The Pest and eFail interviews another unknown presidential candidate. Dr. Orly's loss in Dunn v Taitz hits the papers.
World Nut Daily is all over the place. Everything to claims that Hillary Clinton is threatening Obama, to Joseph Farah planning a cruse and whining that Obama is making fun of the birthers, to a questionable "poll" with misquoted numbers from an unreliable source.
The Pest and eFail continues their proud tradition of whiny letters, while talking about someone complaining to New York that they're not using the de Vattelists theory on citizenship. Also, they and Dr. Kate are complaining about Libya, which is odd because you would think they would be wetting their pants at the idea of Muslims getting blow to pieces by US-led forces. Also someone at Dr. Kate's may have accidentally outed themselves....
"Gulag Bound Radio" has three crazies at once, Sher Zieve, Walter Fitzpatrick, and Therese Cao, thereby providing a prime chance to see the entire internet throw up. Cao's "protest" shows the same success as other birther rallies, while I may have made some interesting connections on Sher Zieve.....
In today's dispatches, Gov. Abercrombie discovers that a governor can't ignore privacy laws. And should get swatted for being almost as stupid as a birther. An on-line petition is started to get the GOP leadership to denounce the birthers once and for all. World Nut Daily gets a warm feeling in their pants about Rush Limbaugh. And Walter Fitzpatrick makes it into an Encyclopedia.
Plus, Andrea Shea King is caught in blatant censorship. Dr. Orly gives her vision for 2012, Walter Fitzpatrick uses the Pest and eFail to whine that people didn't do what he demanded and were mean to him. Dr. Kate continues her insanity by making stuff up, while the poodle-brained one seems to be freebasing her poodle's medications. And Pam Geller thinks that every Jewish supporter of Obama should just turn in their membership cards right this very minute.
And still more as the Pest and eFail complains about the "lynching" of inmate Lakin. Funny, he's still alive, so I guess he wasn't really lynched. Pam Geller invokes the shambling undead corpse of TechDude in talking about a story in the PUMA blog "HillBuzz" that rehashes another old myth. And Rep. Eric Cantor shops shy of denouncing birthers.
Then there's a new "White Hat Report. The Pest and eFail comes up with a brand new spin on the "who is Obama's REAL father" game. Lame Cherry continues to show why some people need to be medicated for their own good. Dr. Kate seems to believe that "Constant Birtherstani Failure" somehow means they're winning. And the Pest and eFail parrots (without crediting their source), the made up "wahhh, they're being MEAN to me" claims of Anthony Martin of the fake Examiner.
In today's dispatches, we either have some punking going on with the Fantasy TIddlywinks League, or someone a few dozen french-fries short of a Happy Meal. More ranting at the Pest and eFail. Dr. Orly vomits forth her latest batch of legal spew against Berg et al. Birther fantasies of ethnic cleansing. Anderson Cooper schools the author of Texas' "birther bill". And World Nut Daily tries to give the birtherstani party line on Apuzzo's loss.
29 November - Neil Turner posted his latest call to treason at the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League website has well as at the Pest and eFail. One of my readers tipped me off to this comment...
"SILENCE is GUILT, DENIAL is LYING, and ABSENCE OF PROOF is PROOF OF ABSENCE. It is the way Dr. Manning’s court proved evidence and it is the way the new (old) republic will do it. "
FREEDOM is SLAVERY IGNORANCE is STRENGTH WAR is PEACE SHIT is SHINOLA
"NO CRIMINAL better think they will ever get away with ANYTHING, because SILENCE is GUILT and DENIAL is LYING. That is why Vice-Admiral FITZPATRICK and all his cellmates are INNOCENT and all the sheriff’s men and Grand Juries in Tennessee ARE CRIMINALS!"
"Vice-Admiral"????
"So of course in the absence of such a ruling we know what the SCOTUS WOULD rule! The ABSENCE OF A RULING is same as A RULING. And even if they did rule Obummer is valid, we would know SCOTUS was paid off or threatend too! Does the Constitution say, “Barack Hussein Soetoro Soebarkah Davis Ayres Obama III is a Natural Born Citizen”? NO IT DOES NOT, and unlike those libtards I have read the Constitution."
Did you read the Pop-Up version? Or the Bernstein Bears version??
"DISAGREEMENT is ERROR. So how do I know I am right? When someone DISAGREES. And if the rest of the country doesn’t wake up and come around soon, there are ways to persuade. The easy way or the hard way. FREEDOM of the 3% of True Patriots is worth subjugating the other 97% - FOR THEIR OWN GOOD."
"For their own good", eh??
Is someone having fun with the birtherstani?? Or is Quentin really this Stealth BatShit Insane??
