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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 2-3 May 2013

In today's dispatches, we have a university survey that shows the seeds of revolt and conspiracy have found some fertile ground among the GOP. Not surprisingly, the far right and the birthers prove the survey's point.

Fox News Latino asks Dr. Orly questions about Sen. Ted Cruz. Not surprisingly, Dr. Orly gets annoyed that they didn't repeat everything she told them verbatim. Carl Gallups continues to build up his "Any Day Now" sand castle, even though the evidence over the last year is that Zullo and friends are trying to sell steer manure as sirloin steak to the birtherstani.

Dr. Orly continues to call for a revolt. Birther Report continues rehashing old news. Dr. Orly gets annoyed that someone isn't paying attention to her. And convicted felon and forger Lucas Smith has groundbreaking news.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 30 April - 1 May 2013

In today's dispatches, Carl Gallups continues to fluff Zullo's junk and promise the moon. He's also annoyed that debunkers are calling him a liar. (the obvious solution for that would be for him to stop lying, but so it goes.) Dr. Orly's cavity creeps are getting restless. Birther Report releases findings from former PUMA Mara Zebest and "Pixel Patriot" that the long form submitted in Alabama is another supposed forgery. Instead of the obvious, it's a copy of a copy of a copy.

Louise Hodges shows the same firm grasp on reality as a greased pig on an astro-glide covered slip and slide. World Nut Daily tries to spin the Alabama court filing, all without noting their ties to key players. Someone works on a biography of President Obama in Hawaii. Birthers get cranky.

Christa Chantal Allen reappears, in all her racist glory. No puppets this time though, but she doesn't need the puppets to show what utter slime she is. Martha Trowbridge uses the Alabama case to pimp her Malcolm X theory. And Linda Bentley tries to show Zullo she's just as skilled at hand jobs as those Gillar and Gallups strumpets.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 31 January-4 February 2013

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly tries to resurrect the corpse of Taitz v Astrue, and once again shows her complete inability to understand how subpoenas work. We have an interesting legal theory that's going to have seabirds working overtime in guano production. Meanwhile, Dr. Orly is getting both more conspiracy minded AND paranoid.

Cody Judy manages to put two and two together in a way (sarcasm) that's Not At All Racist Or Sore Losery, Honest. (/sarcasm) Birther Report is down to "accepting known crank paranoids as source" levels. Want a job that will sap your will to live?? The White House pokes fun at birthers. Birthers have a collective snit fit. Dr. Orly shows she's as ignorant on economics as she is the law.

Looks like his Navy uniform isn't the only thing Walter Fitzpatrick has disgraced. Linda Jordan goes on an extended whine on how it's unfair she has to pay the Washington State taxpayers back for her birther ballot jihad, hooking up with a former judge with a shady history in her quest to waste more taxpayer money. And Dr. Orly signals that her reply to an Order to Show Cause is gonna be a doozy.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 2-3 October 2012

In today's dispatches, a new ruling by a US District Court has all the birthers hearts a flutter. Mainly because they have the same reading comprehension skills as a hamster in the Library of Congress. The ancient birther tradition of "whiney letters" continues.

Tribble Mobility Scooter Donald Trump gives debate advice to Mitt Romney. Some info about who might be bankrolling Joel Gilbert, not to mention some serious debunking of Gilbert's pack of lies. Gordon Epperly is told to get back in his insulated Klan robes and find another courtroom to pollute. Meanwhile, Dr. Orly isn't in Kansas yet.

Dr. Todd House doesn't put his money where his mouth is. Racist lies from Romney supporters? Why yes, of course! The American Stinker all but calls Stanley Ann Dunham a "race traitor". Much like Bloody Mary or Beetlejuice, Viscount Monckton can be summoned when his name is mentioned.

Dr. Orly unleashes yet another steaming pile of taitz. And Jerome Corsi is trying to mine for gold in old PUMA litterboxes.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 27-28 September 2012

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly files a motion in her lawsuit against everyone who's ever told her "no". Birther blathering on a CBS-hosted blog makes the birtherstani pee on the carpet again.

John Woodman gets a real computer expect to take the WND/Dr. Orly cadre of "experts" out to the woodshed. "Beckwith" and Nellie Ristvedt aka "Butterdezillion" announce a group to investigate those pesky folks that always seem to shoot down their claims with things like "facts" and "knowledge" and "law" and "reality".

The sludge report rehashes an old lie, and the birthers go bonkers. Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery tries to tell the birthers in a way that won't make them too upset. He fails. And the media notices Joel Gilbert's attempt to see how low he can go, (which considering he can already limbo under a worm, says something)

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 19-20 July 2012

In today's dispatches, the fallout over the Arpaio dog and pony show continues, though many noticed it for the smoke screen that it was. Meanwhile, the State of Hawaii rolls its collective eyes. More of the Arpaio / World Nut Daily connection is uncovered, which is making Joseph Farah whine like a teacup poodle that has to make wee-wee.

Farah and Larry Sinclair have something in common - namely rejection. The IRS may want to look into the Maricopa CCCP (a paid for division of World Nut Daily). The undead ferret on Donald Trump's scalp chimes in. Dr. Orly continues her creepy subpoena stalking ways.

Ulsterman comes up with another Non-Player Character to talk to. Lame Cherry is breathtakingly incoherent. And Dr. Orly once again puts two and two together and comes up with burrito.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 26-30 May 2012

In today's dispatches, the biggest news is, of course, the return of tribble mobility scooter and giant blowhard Donald Trump to the steppes of birtherstan. With the undead ferret glued to his scalp, Trump has gone full-tilt birther.

In response to his supporter, financial contributor, and campaign surrogate Donald Trump's ear-piercing birther screeching and outright lies, Mitt Romney shows the same level of backbone and leadership skills one would expect to find in a vat of plankton.

We have some birthers debating between hanging or beheading for President Obama, including some law enforcement jokes about "taking out" the First Family. Rudy Davis throws his Dallas birtherpoolza, with James Manning, Dr. Orly, Miki Booth, and a very special message from Terry Lakin being feted and praised by tens of people.

New Hampshire state rep Harry Accornero shows his patriotic spirit by denouncing the military for not overthrowing the scary black man. Mitt Romney not only ignores the birthers associated with his campaign, but releases his own COLB that wouldn't pass the sniff test if the birthers actually showed any consistency whatsoever.

Mike Zullo and Jerome Corsi find "exciting new news" from Hawaii, which sounds more like "what, this crap again???" And the current GOP seems to think that pandering to birthers is fun!

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 3-4 April 2012

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly gets the coveted felon endorsement. Disgruntled PUMA Bettina Viviano's claims get traction at World Nut Daily, Corsi's cabin boy Joe Arpaio, and at a site called "Godfather Politics" that really really REALLY needs to be on the top of the Secret Service's watch list.

Though the sedition, hatred, and death threats at Godfather Politics didn't stop a Fox News Anchor from thinking it was just peachy keen to share on Twitter. And it looks like Joe Arpaio decided to go full metal birther as a way to explain away the fact that his office was jerking the Department of Justice around.

Dr. Orly is in creepy obsessive stalker mode (well, moreso than usual), with a particular hatred towards Philip Berg and anyone who dares force her to act like a real attorney rather than a nitrous-addled chinese crested dog. Dr. Kate is currently listening to the waters of Lake Conspiracy.

The PUMAs are starting to get dusted off by their friends in the far right. We have Obama as the result of an Illuminati breeding programme. The Georgia Supreme Court tells the birtherstani involved that that state's birther ballot jihad a very familiar word. Lawrence Sellin surfaces at Margaret Hemenway's old haunt. And the drums of sedition and treason grow ever louder in birtherstan.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 13-14 March 2012

In today's dispatches, Charles Kerchner tries - another ad! Some evidence of pre-2008 protobirthers. Dr. Orly wants to seduce Rep. Stearns to the birtherstani side of the force.

Berg's undead case gets a motion to dismiss. Dr. Orly pole vaults over the wall of legal sanity. Some birthers are upset at the GOP for not completely boarding the crazy train. The people in the Georgia Birther Ballot jihad are told "no" again, while the SoS for that state certifies the results of the primary.

Some birthers question why they should pay for the Pest and eFail. And Leo Donofrio folds and goes home. Again.

I *think* I've fixed the commenting section. Maybe. Hopefully.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - for 22-23 June 2011

In today's dispatches, the Pest and eFail continues their proud tradition of whiney letters. Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi comes up with two separate World Nut Daily articles where the title doesn't match what is actually said in the article. Almost as if he's, oh, I dunno, lying.

Dr. Kate wants a Sheriff to come and arrest the scary black man. "Loren" uncovers evidence from the Dawn of Birtherism. Rep. Allan West, long the darling of the birtherstani, takes a massive fall from birther grace when he blames Lakin's troubles on....wait for it....the birtherstani. Which results in a massive hissy fit against West.

Dr. Orly gets told off by a real attorney, which is cause enough to send her cavity creeps and assorted minions off to harass the woman in question. Joseph Farah manages to godwin himself AND show a lack of historical knowledge to boot. Oh, and comes up with a new warning device for drivers as well.

21 June - The latest whiney letter at the Pest and eFail, this one claiming that the Congressional Research Service memos are relying too much on things like "facts" and "information" and "legal history" and the "Constitution", rather than saying what the birthers want to hear.

"I’d written you a few weeks ago but it may have been “lost in the shuffle.” Since that time I’ve done my own private poll of a sampling of three percent of current Congressmen and find an appalling lack of knowledge of our “elected officials” as to the requirements for Presidential eligibility. "

In other words, the Members of Congress didn't say what you wanted to hear.

"I’d also suggest a Congressional investigation as to the genesis and authorship of both Memos as they are a serious waste of tax money AND are clearly politically biased which should not be the province of an “unbiased” Congressional service. "

Am I the only one who finds it funny that a birther is calling CRS biased because it's not giving THEIR biases and lies any credibility??

"You are being lied to big time!! And it makes you look incredibly foolish, inept, and ignorant or stupid in the eyes of the voters."

There's someone here looking incredibly foolish, inept, and ignorant or stupid. But it's not Congress......