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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 12-16 May 2012

In today's dispatches, birtherpoolza refunds. More commentary on Dr. Orly's KBOA-produced and voiced campaign video. Jack Cashill doubles down on the dumb. Darren Huff gains four years separated from his remote-controlled buddy.

Dr. Orly continues her Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad by screaming over anything that even remotely goes against her wishes. A collection of seditious and racist comments from from Birther Report. A collection of just plain racist commentary from Lame Cherry. The Mississippi Secretary of State says why Dr. Orly's case belongs in Federal Court.

The judge in Van Irion's Arizona case removes the defunct NDP from the case. Dr. Orly throws a fit that World Nut Daily isn't giving her the birther bucks Corsi is collecting. And TPM Muckraker takes a few shots at the Corsi-pimped "Dreams From My Real Father" movie.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 8-11 May 2012

In today's dispatches, Rush Limbaugh flirts with the birthers again. Joe Arpaio has a tantrum over the Maricopa CCCP birther tell all and the Department of Justice. Corsi seems to have Breitbart on the brain.

Dr. Kate wants Joe Biden to conduct a coup against President Obama. Tracey Fine makes Dr. Orly a painfully awful campaign ad. GOP officials in one county take the "win or else" approach to political discourse.

Mara Zebest shows herself to once again be zeworst at image analysis. It doesn't take much to rile up Birther Report anymore. The Democratic Party is starting to show signs of playing hardball with the birthers, while the California Birther Ballot Jihad shows the emotional and legal skills of a spoiled toddler.

And last but not least, a birther ballot jihad in South Dakota sets a new record for dismissal.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 3-7 May 2012

In today's dispatches, Christopher-Earl™®© may have just found his hobby as a pre se litigant finally Martinized. Several GOP candidates in North Carolina are competing for the birther vote. World Nut Daily is upset that Al Sharpton made some rude comments about Corsi's Arizona boy toy.

The people at Birther Report are upset that they haven't had their military coup yet. Darren Huff finds out how long he may have to do without his plastic pal that's fun to be with. Some Arizona birthers and racists are upset that the Maricopa CCCP was co-opted by the Jerome Corsi dog and pony show.

One gets the feeling that the Mississippi Democratic Party is a tad bit annoyed at Dr. Orly, while the court tells her "you no can haz discovery, thx, bye." Which causes Dr. Orly to get not just screechy, but openly racist and screechy. Not to mention that if Mississippi doesn't let her do what she wants, she just might take her birther ballot jihad to another state!

Lawrence Sellin ends up at that all-american media outlet "Pravda OnLine". Dr. Orly shows herself to be Joe Arpaio's creepy stalker girl, actually taking over another Repubican's press conference to try and get Arpaio on Team Orly. Walter Fitzpatrick is back in court. Dr. Orly shows a complete irony deficit, not to mention a mad at World Nut Daily. And Lame Cherry continues to show the world a walking, talking example of the DSM-IV-R.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 5-9 April 2012

Thank you for your patience, but I needed a few days away from my listening post near the borders of birtherstan. Family is far more important to me than these seditious self-important nut balls are.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, we have the usual GOP flirts at birthers, followed by the usual GOP trying to get the stink of birther off. Godfather Politics is fast becoming a complete and utter cesspool. Dr. Orly is upset that Corsi and friends are daring to go after the birther bucks she wants to go after.

Dr. Orly's buddy David Earl-Graef has a mad at Sen. John McCain, has does Dr. Kate and Dr. Orly. The Western Center for "Journalism" has an odd idea of "breaking news". Dr. Orly plans to show up for Rudy's down-south birtherpollza. Charles Kerchner has an odd idea about civilian control of the military.

Dr. Orly passes on Leah Lax's latest brainfart. Joe Arpaio seems to be noticing that the GOP isn't flocking to his birtherism like they do everything else. Carl Swennson posts an anti-semitic video.

And then, there's Lame Cherry. Gods help us all.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 29-30 March 2012

In today's dispatches, Joe Arpaio is told "No, you can't have access to Selective Service Registration form, not yours". Meanwhile Arpaio is upset that the media isn't taking him seriously.

Dr. Orly calls on her cavity creeps to harass Arpaio in hopes of getting him to appear sans Corsi in Mississippi, (which could prove to be more entertaining than previously thought even without Arpaio). Meanwhile in Georgia, Carl Swensson threatens Rep. John Boehner (R - Loompaland)

Lame Cherry has crossed over to being just plain disgusting. And Tracy Fair wants pretty much the entire elections board of her state tossed out for daring to allow that uppity darkie on the ballot.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 20-21 March 2012

In today's dispatches, the GOP seems unwilling to get the stink of birther off of themselves. Dr. Orly figures the best way to get what she wants is to threaten federal judges, attorneys, political party leaders, media heads, and anyone else she doesn't like.

It's starting to look like 2008 again, as the birthers start to dust off the moldy oldies of birtherdom. Jerome Corsi tries to sit the media down to a dramatic reading of The Postman's Tale. The problem is that nobody outside of World Nut Daily and birtherstan seems willing to accept hearsay evidence as anything other than "yeah, so?"

Dr. Orly can't seem to understand the bromance between Corsi and Arpaio. President Barack O'Bama lakes a wee bit o' the olde potshot against the birthers. And movie producer turned failed PUMA Bettina Viviano makes a reappearance in birtherstan, with more moldy oldies from the 2008 election.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 13-14 March 2012

In today's dispatches, Charles Kerchner tries - another ad! Some evidence of pre-2008 protobirthers. Dr. Orly wants to seduce Rep. Stearns to the birtherstani side of the force.

Berg's undead case gets a motion to dismiss. Dr. Orly pole vaults over the wall of legal sanity. Some birthers are upset at the GOP for not completely boarding the crazy train. The people in the Georgia Birther Ballot jihad are told "no" again, while the SoS for that state certifies the results of the primary.

Some birthers question why they should pay for the Pest and eFail. And Leo Donofrio folds and goes home. Again.

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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 10-12 March 2012

In today's dispatches, the media starts to turn over the rock that Stephen Pidgeon lives under. Arpaio shows that he's more than willing to repeat Corsi's lies to another Corsi shill. Rudy continues his trip to crazy town, and Dr.Kate is waiting at the station for him.

World Nut Daily and their "Western Center for 'Journalism'" continue to throw a fit over the media's refusal to take Corsi's Arizona muppet show seriously. Dr. Kate isn't the only birther giving into paranoia, since Dr. Orly is swimming in Lake Bugshit herself. Which goes well with her continued calls for insurrection. Unlicensed Pastoral Therapist Sam Sewell finds a fellow Mensa member who's just as koo-koo for cocoa puffs as he is.

The birtherstani continue to make out with Andrew Breitbart's corpse. Dr. Orly is upset at the California GOP for DARING to endorse someone other than Dr. Orly. Meanwhile she's trying to seduce Arpaio away from Corsi. One of Flordia's congress critters plays flirty birther games. And the South shows it's no home for sane Republicans.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 3-6 March 2012

My apologizes for the delay. Part of it was that "Bad Fiction" has been hit hard of late by a spam attack, which forced me to do something I didn't want to do - put the comments on moderation.

And part of it was that, in the wake of Arizona Muppet Show with Arpaio the stooge and Zullo the chicken, the level of rhetoric in birtherstan has taken a real strong turn for the violently ugly and nasty.

The birtherstani masks are starting to slip. Expect things to get worse over the next nine months.

Anyway, we have death threats against the President. Naked racism. The media ignoring Arpaio and the birthers getting seriously bent out of shape about it. Dr. Orly wants gallows for anyone she doesn't like or who dares to tell her no. And wants their families harassed in the process.

Dr. Orly has taken to threatening judicial officials. Lawrence Sellin pops up in a new location, but with the same old sedition. Alaska tells Gordon Epperly to go away. Cody Judy shows us the level of professional concern Dr. Orly shows her clients. Van Irion shows the level of professional research he owes the courts. Carl Swensson tries to threaten his way to success.

We have extra special sedition at Dr. Orly's house o' malware. A poll showing some interesting birther demographics. Michael Zullo shows his true colors, namely yellow. Geir Smith is still crazy, while Ann Barnhardt is simply evil.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 1 March 2012

In today dispatches, well…

Pam Barnett goes into conspiracy land and tries to scrub the racism from "Obama Ballot Challenge". Kerchner hears back about his Pennsylvania Birther Ballot Jihad hearing. And it's an answer that should be familiar to every birtherstani far and wide.

However, Kerchner's most recent fail is overshadowed by the long-awaited, World Nut Daily-scripted Joe Arpaio Birther Cold Case Posse press conference. Where Joe Arpario shows he's no longer playing footsie flirty games with the birthers.

Oh, no, Arpaio has gone way past flirting with the birtherstani and straight into "wearing lace panties on all fours in World Nut Daily's bed, while moaning 'take me now sex bronco' to Corsi and Farah" territory.