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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 10-11 January 2013

In today's dispatches, Gary Kreep makes the transition from a corrupt attorney to a possibly corrupt judge. You know, it's almost a shame that Dr. Orly and Judge Kreep hate each other so much, since he would make the perfect "one honest judge" for Dr. Orly's little jihad.

More conspiracy-mongering at World Nut Daily, while Joseph Farah whines over the fact that the right-wing prayer breakfast doesn't want to too much birther splashed on them. The birtherstani are still thrilled over Dr. Orly's upcoming loss in the Supreme Court.

Two entries in the "You're NOT helping" department. A Tennessee gun trainer makes responsible gun owners face-palm in sheer annoyance, while liberal talk show host Mike Malloy manages to make debunkers jobs that much more difficult. Pam Barnett delivers some taitz piles to elected officials.

"Conservative Treehouse" has some rather clueless members. Cody Judy whines to the Supreme Court. Dr. Orly is still trying to make Arpaio and Zullo do her bidding instead of Corsi's bidding.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 21-23 July 2012

In today's dispatches, calls for treason, conspiracies about military coups, conspiracies about government takeover, calls for sedition, "they're coming to steal your guns!", Joseph Farah's whining, rehashed lies, new newspaper ads, birther demands to be taken seriously, dammit, complete bat guano insanity, court dismissals, death threats against President Obama, and death threats against pretty much everyone else they don't like.

Did I miss anything?

So Much for First and Second Amendment rights....

So let's see. Rush believes that "liberals", (by which I suspect he means anyone who disagrees with him), should have our guns taken away from us. Also we shouldn't be allowed to own computer keyboards or typewriters, word processors or use e-mail. AND should have their right to freedom of speech taken away. And the result would be a "sane, calm, civil, fun-loving society".

Riiiiight. Take a look at this article at "Freak Out Nation":

Rush Limbaugh: Liberals Should Have Their Speech Controlled & Not Be Allowed To Buy Guns

While most of the country acquiesced to a call for civility on both sides, Mr. Limbaugh upped his hate speech and violent rhetoric, crossing that line proverbial line once more. Most news sources have abstained from playing the blame game any further, but Limbaugh is putting all the blame right on the left wing’s doorstep.

I’ve got the solution to all this. I’ve got the solution to most crime in America. From this day forward, somebody propose it, liberals should not be allowed to buy guns. It’s just that simple. Liberals should have their speech controlled and not be allowed to buy guns. I mean if we want to get serious about this, if we want to face this head on, we’re gonna have to openly admit, liberals should not be allowed to buy guns, nor should they be allowed to use computer keyboards or typewriters, word processors or e-mails, and they should have their speech controlled. If we did those three or four things, I can’t tell you what a sane, calm, civil, fun-loving society we would have. Take guns out of the possession, out of the hands of liberals, take their typewriters and their keyboards away from ‘em, don’t let ‘em anywhere near a gun, and control their speech. You would wipe out 90% of the crime, 85 to 95% of the hate, and a hundred percent of the lies from society.

Most of his actions are condoned by his fans, saying he’s ‘an entertainer’, however, this has no redeeming qualities of entertainment or humor. If our de facto leader said this, Conservatives would be buying ammo until they’re sold out of stock.

Dispatches from Birtherstan - for 7 October 2010

Today's (slightly late dispatches) has a birther actually threatening to assassinate the President of the United States, thereby promoting him to automatic sainthood among the birtherstani. Also Dr. Kate's conspiracy mongering. Birther whining that Saint Sarah Moosekiller won't take them seriously. GOP whining that NRA is daring to endorse pro-2nd Amendment Democrats. The Poodle-Brained one piddles on the carpet of public discourse again. Looks like the Pest and eFail managed to fail their move. And another broadside in the birtherstani civil war.

3 October - One might think that "Dr. Kate" sees conspiracies in the dust bunnies under her bed.

"Are there a series of rolling false flag events scheduled for October 2010, and are they already underway? Are the forces behind Obama and the demo-socialists desperate enough to manufacture events to retain their power? If so, what are they going to do?"

To answer your questions, no, no, and it doesn't matter, you'll make something up.

"Articles on this blog and many others have described the New World Order, the network and methods of Brzezinski, how the left has risen through its foundations, think tanks, its financiers, and use of the Cloward-Piven strategy and Alinsky techniques."

Not to mention the Gnomes of Zurich, the Bavarian Illuminati, and fluoridation contaminating our precious bodily fluids.

"The recent ‘disclosure’ of Obama’s use of anti-depressants and being severely depressed (i.e., emotionally disabled and incapable of holding the office, in addition to being ineligible) accomplishes what, exactly? Sympathy? An aura of ‘normality’? A distraction?"

More like "completely made up bullshit from an utterly unreliable source"

And speaking of made up bullshit....

"Quantum Leap
Monday, October 4, 2010, at 6:29 pm
He’s on schizophrenia medicine and has been since fall of 1981.
He is clinically schizophrenic. That’s why he is always so giggly mellow except when the drugs are wearing off.
Hell, for all we know he’s prolly on a cocktail of pills."

And where did you get this information? Your breakfast cereal?? The screaming pixie inside your heating vent?? Or did you see the words written in chemtrails across the sky??