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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 14-18 February 2013

In today's dispatches, more proof that the bloom is long off the PUMA rose. Video of Dr. Orly's Supreme Court protest, with a handful of people. Minus a few fingers. Even George Miller is tired of Carl Gallup's tall tales, while Gallups seems to be trying to see just how foul he can get. The GOP may find birtherism the gift that keeps on giving, much like a STD.

More birthers are less than impressed by Gallups. Rudy's cat makes a reappearance. Many of the birthers have turned Dr. Orly's request for conference at the Supreme Court to the Trial of the Century that will result in that uppity darkie getting frog-marched to the nearest hanging tree Any Day Now. Being birthers, you would think they would be used to disappointment.

Coherent, well-written emails from Walter Fitzpatrick. Well, so to speak….

More Dr. Orly-approved sedition and treason. Alan Keyes is a bit bitter. Larry Klayman is worried that he may not get his civil war. Dr. Orly may be getting things ready to explain away her upcoming Supreme Court loss (hint, it's all the fault those uppity darkies and other questionable types working for the Supreme Court.) Sharon Rondeau shows a level of hypocritical stupidity that's extra special even for a birther. Disbarred attorney Montgomery Sibley has gone to playing judicial terrorist. And Linda Jordan comes up with an amazingly stupid idea AND a new conspiracy, all in one.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 5-6 February 2013

In today's dispatches, Lawrence Sellin is still a steaming pantload of treason. Missouri State Rep (and speaker of the Missouri State House) Tim Jones seems to be trying to walk back his time as one of Dr. Orly's courtroom props, and the birtherstani are ticked at his apostasy. Tribble life-support unit Donald Trump is upset that people are still calling him out for being a birther.

Al Hendershot is still trying to put two and two together to come up with avocado, which doesn't stop Dr. Orly from playing leech on his buttocks. George Miller shows the world why "gullible" = "Birther", as do the commenters at Weekly World News. Padawan Pauly is trumpeting his second attempt to get booted out of the courtroom. Professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau once again checks under the seat cushions for conspiracy.

Former PUMA Helen Tansey allows Linda Jordan to whine on her show. And disbarred attorney Mongomery Sibley comes up with what can only be called a "judicial worm".

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 26-28 January 2013

In today's dispatches, some fun at Dr. Orly's expense. A brand new 2013 model Birther Bill. More about Lawrence Sellin's call to treason. Some video of Dr. Orly in Washington DC sucking off the media teat.

Carl Gallups talks with Joe Apraio's favorite boy defective. Rudy has me a bit worried. Dr. Orly still can't serve anyone properly. The birtherstani start to question Joe Apraio's favorite boy defective.

James Manning wants an excuse for the gullible to fund a Hawaiian Vacation. Dr. Orly is showing again that paranoia is one of the symptoms of nitrous abuse, and comes up for a brand new and stinky idea for a road trip.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 24-25 January 2013

In today's dispatches, too crazy for Glenn Beck?? Joseph Farah goes on an extended whine that he can't seem to fool all of the people all of the time. Mark Gillar has Mike Zullo on his green-screened show, with an offer that Colin Powell will more than likely find quite easy to refuse, while the inmates at Birther Report show a level of maturity only lightly below that of a zygote.

We have a Jerome Corsi lie retrospect. Rudy Davis is aiming for other cars, lampposts, stop signs, and Secret Service attention. Dr. Orly comes up with Yet Another Really Stupid idea. Dr. Orly gets an order to show cause in the birtherstani civil war. Carl Swensson seems to have scarified his work, his marriage, and his sanity in his jihad against the President.

From Helsinki, Finland, Lawrence Sellin goes to openly calling for the violent overthrow of the US Government and replacing it with a totalitarian regime. And Dr. Kate finally has employment.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 5-7 January 2013

In today's dispatches, Martha Trowbridge gives Sharon Rondeau a "I love you THIS much" award. Lawrence Sellin stirs from his home in Helsinki to call for a civil war in the United States. At least Larry Klayman still lives in the country he's calling for a revolt in. Meanwhile, the courts in Florida tell Klayman "no, you can't have rehearing, not yours.".

Dr. Orly manages to get proof that she did service the day AFTER her court appearance. Meanwhile, she goes off on a jihad against the US attorney's office by trying to prove he's not really representing anybody. That way she'll get a rehearing. And a pony. Something like that.

Dr. Conspiracy has a phone call with Dr. Orly. Both sides tell their version of the call. Of the two, I'd dare say Dr. Conspiracy's version is far closer to reality. More and more birthers jump on the "please oh please oh please save us John Roberts" bandwagon.

The Surprise! (AZ) Tea Party gets their very own boy defective. Dr. Orly gets a post-trial press conference video that suffers from the side effect of having an idiot for a videographer. Helen Tansey whines that all those nasty "Obots" are being MEAN to the birthers, a plight in which my heart bleeds purple peanut butter for her. And Dr. Orly gets a mad over the court reporter not bending over and going "yes ma'am" to her demands.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 18-22 December 2012

In today's dispatches, World Nut Daily continues to suck on the birther pacifier. Gary Kreep lives up to his name. Replies in Wolf v Fundy, while Dr. Orly needs a geography lesson.

Dr. Orly gets all threaty towards the electoral college, the courts, and anyone else who she thinks looks at her cross-eyed. JB Williams and Stephen Pidgeon take a huge ol' hit off that Sovereign Citizen crack pipe. The Mississippi Secretary of State and the Mississippi Democratic party object to Grinolds' role as a Dr. Orly courtroom prop.

Crazy videos from Dr. Orly and Gabe Zolna. Dr. Orly demands that the House and Senate respect her authority and do her bidding AT ONCE! Lawrence Sellin comes up with a whole new call to treason. Birther Report continues to a festering cesspool.

Montgomey Silby is told "dismissed" and throws a tantrum. Larry Klayman is told "dismissed" and throws a tantrum. And Dr. Orly wouldn't know proper service if it came up and gnawed on her arm.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 11-12 December 2012

In today's dispatches….

Oh, hell with it. I only thought that Dr. Kate, Birther Report, and Lame Cherry were the middens of birtherstan. Sadly in the last 48 hours, I was proven wrong.

"Freedom Outpost" and "Godfather Politics" have just earned my undying contempt and have also contributed to my rapidly falling opinion of the human race as a whole. The commenters on those sites will not be happy until the US Government is overthrown, the Constitution is on fire, and President Obama (plus his entire family) is executed live on TV.

You think I'm joking? Gods I wish I was. This is one of those times I WISH someone was bankrolling me, because quite frankly, those damned sites have made me sick to my stomach.

We also have Lawrence Sellin's first post-election hissy fit, complete with questionable math. Dr. Orly wants Viscount Monckton to join her crazy train. Gabe Zolna is showing himself to be a racist paranoid nut. Dan Lacey comes up with a new painting sure to really piss off Dr. Orly.

The Western Center for "Journalism" seems to have no problems at all with racist commentary. Dr. Orly comes up with Yet Another Lawsuit. And a birthed-related lawsuit in Tampa is amazingly over the top for sheer insanity,

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 13-14 September 2012

In today's dispatches, Lame Cherry pulls another claim straight out of their rear. Dr. Kate promptly eats it all up. "No-Nonsense-Nancy" seems to be wanting her Very Own Secret Service Visit, while other floaters in Dr. Kate's cesspool are upset that the military hasn't overthrown the Constitution and gotten that scary black guy out of the WHITE House.

Birther Report seems to be having a contest to see just how disgustingly vile they canh get. Illinois gets a birther ballot jihad of their own. Joel Gilbert spins a conspiracy web about that evil Unionized Yakuza stronghold pretending to be a real State. Some very familiar birthers sign a very obnoxious letter. Dr. Orly may have a friend in Tagg. A birther case from another inmate, one wonders if he's too low for even Dr. Orly to handle.

But the big news is that Kansas gets their own ballot challenge. Which the birthed-flirty Secretary of State (who, amazingly enough, happens to be associated with the Mitt Romney campaign), doesn't reject out of hand but uses to play the "you better show us your papers when we tell you do, BOY" card. This makes Dr. Orly all threaty and screechy, Birther Report all racist asshatty. and the de Vattelist birther who filed it all "oopsie, can I withdraw it please?? My baddy"

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 28-30 July 2012

In today's dispatches, World Nut Daily is upset that the State of Hawaii insists on following their pesky laws and stuff, almost like they thought they were a real state or something. Rep. Steve King tries to play flirty games with the birthers, and gets rejected by them as a tarted-old old whore.

Good ol' fashioned southern values are shown on Facebook (like lynching, death threats, and racism.) Some internet tough guys infesting Birther Report. The decision comes back in the California Birther Ballot Jihad (hint, it's "no".)

From the chromakeyed bridge of the USS Boobyprise, Mark Gillar interviews Lawrence Sellin, and the inmates at birther report roll around on their backsides pleading for Sellin to return from Finland and lead them into open revolt (oh, and they want belly rubs as well.)

Dr. Kate does that Old Tyme Revival Show, complete with comments calling for coups! The Article II Super Deluxe Special Limited Edition PAC wastes money on Yet Another Ad. Is six years old too young for birtherism? Consult your therapist. And Joe Apraio may be getting the blue falcon seal of approval.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 14-18 July 2012

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly gets to cut Damon Dunn's attorneys a check. Mark Hatfield And Van Irion appeal to the Supreme Court their empty chair loss. Lawrence Sellin is still overseas trying to rile up the seditionist fringe. Dr. Orly is asked why her case against Kathleen Sebelius shouldn't be tossed.

I suspect Terry Lakin's book should be reclassified as "fiction". Mike Zullo and Jerome Corsi may have stayed in someplace a bit better than their little grass motel during their Hawaiian holiday, while we have more of a breakdown into what Maricopa county taxpayers are on the hook for.

Boldly going where only Dean Haskins has gone before, the Article II Super Dexlue PAC dangles $25k in Colin Powell's direction. We have more of the "Jump Room" insanity to play with.

But the big news, of course, is the Joe Arpaio (a wholly owned subsidiary of World Nut Daily) dog and pony show, were Joe Arpaio and Mike Zullo (curiously, Jerome Corsi stayed in the background this time), spewed forth more debunked claims and outright lies, topping out with Joe Arpaio calling the entire State of Hawaii a "National Security Risk" for not coughing up that uppity boy's papers when the Maricopa CCCP demanded they do.

It's a particularly vile piece of work, which mostly seems to have been planned as a distraction from Arpaio's court date on 19 July. It's complete with lies about both Hawaiian AND Arizona State Law, recycled and debunked coding claims, an "interview" with no transcript, and a new, extremely biased "expert".

The usual gang of idiots eat it up with a spoon. Joseph Farah whines that he's ashamed to be a journalist, (which is okay, since journalists are ashamed of Joseph Farah.) It looks like World Nut Daily is giving campaign help to Joe Arpaio. Dr. Kate joins in on the Hawaii-bashing, while Lame Cherry's blood-soaked fantasies has the entire government put up against the wall and shot, or hung by the neck until dead. Starting with the President and working their way down.