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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 30 April - 1 May 2013

In today's dispatches, Carl Gallups continues to fluff Zullo's junk and promise the moon. He's also annoyed that debunkers are calling him a liar. (the obvious solution for that would be for him to stop lying, but so it goes.) Dr. Orly's cavity creeps are getting restless. Birther Report releases findings from former PUMA Mara Zebest and "Pixel Patriot" that the long form submitted in Alabama is another supposed forgery. Instead of the obvious, it's a copy of a copy of a copy.

Louise Hodges shows the same firm grasp on reality as a greased pig on an astro-glide covered slip and slide. World Nut Daily tries to spin the Alabama court filing, all without noting their ties to key players. Someone works on a biography of President Obama in Hawaii. Birthers get cranky.

Christa Chantal Allen reappears, in all her racist glory. No puppets this time though, but she doesn't need the puppets to show what utter slime she is. Martha Trowbridge uses the Alabama case to pimp her Malcolm X theory. And Linda Bentley tries to show Zullo she's just as skilled at hand jobs as those Gillar and Gallups strumpets.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 15-16 January 2013

In today's dispatches, I apologize right at the start for the fact I get more than bit cranky with this one. Anyway, the Western Center for "Journalism" manages to disprove their own claim. Boy Defective Mike Zullo appears at a tea party event and doesn't say much.

Dr. Orly is a lying, scumsucking, evil, nasty, piece of human filth who has absolutely no problems with encouraging others towards violence. She has absolutely no regard for this country, the Constituion, the rule of law, the court system, or even basic human decency.

There is a petition to ask the DoJ to seek sanctions and fees against birther lawsuits. Please sign it.

We have anti-semites at Dr. Kate's cesspool, and Dr. Orly has absolutely NO problems dozing up to them.

And finally Padawan Pauly comes back into birtherstan, and he's codified his "Sacred Sperm of Citizenship" theory into a lawsuit that combines breathtaking arrogance with mind-numbing incoherence and incredible levels of insanity.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 8-9 January 2013

In today's dispatches, the latest bat guano from the NESARA crowd. Cody Judy notices the Supreme Court told him no and whines about it. Dr. Orly shows a complete ignorance of the law in her continued harassment of the court reporter in her Electoral College case.

Some commentary on Klayman's call to treason. The de vattelists are upset over the very thought the GOP might nominate someone swarthy with a funny last name. Sibley is told "no". More and more birthers are telling John Roberts he better do something or else.

Helen Tansy whines that Linda Jordan is being held accountable for her actions in wasting taxpayer money. Dr. Orly gets another chance to be told "no" by the Supreme Court. And "Birther Report" continues to circle the drain into the sewers of racist hate sites.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 1-2 January 2013

And the big news going into the New Year is Dr. Orly in a serious manic phase, sending as much crap to the court as humanely possible. And she seems to have reacted to the US Attorney noting her subpoenas aren't valid and haven't been properly served by doubling and tripling down, demanding a myriad of government officials drop everything and run out at once to her courtroom with every single thing she desires from them. And a pony.

As for the rest of birtherstan, Gabe Zolna continues to crank out the loony videos. Fitzpatrick fanboi Michael Lerman has a mad at the Orange County (CA) Board of Supervisors for not doing his bidding. Larry Klayman comes up with a brand new legal case to cite in Florida, or at least it would have been new if the defense hadn't already cited it. The "North American Law Center" follows birther tradition in sending out a whiney, demanding letter.

Larry Klayman whines at World Nut Daily, while WND's writer Erik Rush shows some serious looney tunes. "Birther Report" continues it's downward spiral. And Sibley gets a response from the defense on his dingbat cases.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 23-26 December 2012

In today's dispatches, Montgomery Sibley and Dr. Orly seem to be in a race for "most arrogant birther lawyer ever". Though Dr. Orly may still have the edge when it comes to sheer attention whoring. And when it comes to sheer levels of bat-guano insanity, neither can hold a candle to Christopher-Earl: Strunk © in esse.

Birther Report continues their quest to be "Stormfront Lite". Dr. Kate's cesspool is getting even more delusional as time goes on. A tea party group shows up with an awfully cozy relationship to the human face rash and the usual gang of idiots at World Nut Daily. "Political Outcast" seems to have a stock in trade when it comes to the combo of open racism and death threats, though Birther Report seems willing to ride their coattails.

Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump makes a 2012 "Worst of" list. Birther Report shows a level of maturity that could easily be matched by snotty Jr. High kids. Larry Klayman demands the judge reverse his stupid ruling in Florida and give him everything he demands. And a pony. And Dr. Orly gets a trio of responses in her Grinolds v Electoral College case.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 27-31 October 2012

In today's dispatches, President Obama makes fun of the birthers. The birthers respond by showing why people make fun of them. More about the birther rental cars, including the fact the owner is a known liar. The person behind the silly "birth film" may be uncovered, while Joel Gilbert is getting upset that his sugar daddy may be uncovered as well.

President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and the Obama campaign respond though attorneys to Dr. Orly's Mississippi claims. Viscount Monckton continues to play birther while insisting he's not a birther, with the level of credibility you would expect from him. Paranoia, lies. and racism? It must be Birther Report. Larry Klayman has his own Fantasy Tiddlywinks League meeting, with the expected (and more than likely pre-determined) results.

Tribble Mobility Scooter and Romney surrogate Donald Trump shows that Hurricane Sandy is no match for the hot air coming from his pinhole. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney rebrands his campaign. Or at least tries to pretend he's not campaigning when he is. Some does another "hanging Obama" and gets the expected visit from the Secret Service.

John Dummett and Gary Kreep are handed another birther loss in court. Dr. Orly finds a new "expert" who isn't. Oh, and he's still upset by her last trip to Mississippi. The judge in the birther civil war is getting cranky. And Dr. Orly's rent-a-plaintiff Henry Tisdale is just looking to buy or rent an honest judge.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 24-25 July 2012

In today's dispatches, The Globe also turns. KPHO is finding all sorts of interesting things crawling out from under the Maricopa Cold Case Posse rocks. More Ulsterman fiction. "Accuracy in Media" is showing themselves to be anything but. (I suspect they're starting to demonstrate the brand new 2012 Swiftboat line.)

However, the two biggest parts of today's dispatches are the discovery of brand-new Pravda OnLine writer "Lord Howard Hurts". Who just may be a challenger to Lame Cherry's throne of bat guano crazy.

And the second is a brand new birther campaign ad by a group calling themselves the "Conservative Majority Fund". And while World Nut Daily doesn't seem to know who's behind them, there's enough evidence that one can find a whole bunch of rather……interesting……connections. Including a rather familiar name.

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 28-29 June 2012

In today's dispatches, the State of Indiana goes "can we have sanctions against the Nitrous Queen now? Thanks!" Scott Rille, SUPERPATRIOT!, takes a break from the "buy a bride" sites to submit an overwrought letter in Florida. James Manning interviews Terry Lakin, who's still in dire need of a clue transfusion.

"A.R. Nash" comes up with six, (count them, six) new levels of US citizenship that either came from his rump, his breakfast cereal, or his meth and froot loops hangover. Jerome Corsi fluffs Lord Monckton in the pages of World Nut Daily, while the Globe publishes more recycled Corsi dung. Meanwhile, analysis articles about birtherism are written by an Australian racist and eaten up by the birtherstani.

Racism? In the Tea Party?? Why yes! The Supreme Court upholds the Affordable Care Act, and birtherstani heads collectively explode. Gary Kreep has taken to rubbing Dr. Orly's nose in his brand new judicial potty training chair. Mara Zebest shows a skill and talent with graphic software that's normally shown by a jar of Nutella.

FBI informer Carl Swensson wants that good ol' fashioned secession, Walter Fitzpatrick shows up in his sailor suit to court again. I'm not sure there's anything Ann Barnhardt doesn't hate, including herself, and the Fantasy Tiddlywinks League rides again!!

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 29 November 2011

Normally I would have waited until tomorrow, but today was such an interesting one I thought I'd go ahead and post it now.

The first is a new Congressional Research Service report that does a very good job at slicing, dicing, and making julianne fries of many birtherstani legal "arguments". Including pinning the de Vattelists to a wall. It's unlikely they'll do anything but ignore it, but it should give some ammo to judges, Secretaries of States, and ballot board officials in shooting down some birther nonsense.

We have video of Holy Cao in the wild. New Hampshire once again tells Dr. Orly "No", though her next stop seems to be Georgia and Hawaii. We have a new birther lawsuit by someone who claims not to be a birther, but seems to be well acquainted with their nonsense.

And Lawrence Sellin comes up with a brave new idea - to spam New Hampshire elected officials!

Dispatches from Birtherstan - 13 May 2011

Today's dispatches include some thoughts as to why the birthers can't seem to handle things like reality. Media Matters comments on World Nut Daily and their attempt to keep Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi's book out of the remainder bin. We have thoughts on birtherism as a faith.

The Pest and eFail goes into conspiracyland again, and continues their tradition of whiney demanding letters. Some observations about now ex-inmate Lakin. "The 4th Awakening" comes up with several excursions into wingnuttia. The Pest and eFail explores record new lows in human decency.

But the most fun comes from a parody article in the San Diego Reader about students proving the long form is a forgery. Despite the other parody articles under the same byline - and a complete lack of facts to support the article, the Pest and eFail, Dr. Orly, Pam Barnett, Gateway Pundit, a lot of freepers, Lucianne, SqueekyFromm, and several conspiracy sites all wet themselves with glee over the news. Complete with epic spinning once it starts to dawn on them it might just be a joke........

9 May - Leonard Pitts offers his thoughts as to one of the reasons why birthers can't seem to accept reality.

"Thing is, bigots do not usually stand up and say, “I am a bigot.” They hide this from themselves, at least as much as they hide this from you or me. Indeed, Mel Gibson, last heard telling his girlfriend she would be raped by a pack of effing N-words, just said in an interview that he is not a racist.

In assessing bigotry, then, one learns to judge actions over words. And the actions of many Americans have screamed their discomfort with the idea that a black man is now the man. A computer abstract of his birth certificate, a perfectly ordinary document that satisfies passport requirements of the U.S. State Department does not satisfy Donald Trump? Give me a break.

Some have suggested that Obama’s opponents — like George W. Bush’s — are simply out to delegitimize his presidency. Wrong. They are actually out to delegitimize him.

I mean, we just saw the president of the United States required to show his papers, like some brother caught driving too nice a car in too nice a neighborhood after dark.

Presidenting while black, I suppose.

Nor does even that suffice to prove his bona fides, as diehards now challenge the validity of the new document and Trump turns his attention to supposed irregularities in Obama’s academic transcripts.

It never stops."

What's interesting is watching the comments prove the point.